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Latest chip paper:
Manchester United have opened talks with Paris St-Germain for Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, 26, after an earlier enquiry in the summer, but Chelsea and Manchester City remain interested. (Telegraph)
>With Sweden striker Alexander Isak, 25, having agreed a contract with Liverpool, Newcastle have added Fulham's Brazilian forward Rodrigo Muniz, 24, to their list of targets. (Mail)
Crystal Palace have informed Arsenal they would have to pay at least ยฃ35m in advance to sign Eberechi Eze, with the rest of the 27-year-old England attacking midfielder's ยฃ67.5m fee due in instalments. (Guardian)
>Palace are ready to offer ยฃ27.6m to sign Germany centre-back Yann Bisseck, 24, from Inter Milan as a potential replacement for England defender Marc Guehi, who has been linked with Liverpool. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
Chelsea are still pushing to sign Alejandro Garnacho but Manchester United are pushing for a deal of at least ยฃ40m for the 21-year-old Argentina winger. (Talksport)
>Sunderland have reached an agreement with NEC Nijmegen to sign Dutch goalkeeper Robin Roefs, with the 22-year-old expected to sign a five-year contract with the Premier League newcomers. (Athletic)
Lyon have agreed personal terms with Liverpool's English midfielder Tyler Morton, 22, but the Premier League champions' asking price of about ยฃ8m could cause a roadblock in the deal. (L'Equipe)
>AS Roma are considering a move for Wolves and Portugal forward Fabio Silva, 23, while also interested in Manchester City's 19-year-old Argentine winger Claudio Echeverri. (Sky Sports)
Manchester City's English centre-back Max Alleyne could also leave on a season-long loan this summer, with Watford opening talks for the 20-year-old. (Sky Sports)
>England Under-19 midfielder Leo Castledine, 19, is set to join Huddersfield Town on a season-long loan from Chelsea. (Athletic)
first for a thread full of positive vibes and funny banter and none of the usual seething
Anyone care to explain how such a debt ridden club can afford to spend ยฃ200 million again in another window without significant player sales?
>>150028137PSR doesn't apply to the Slop Six. As a Liverpool plastic you should know that.
>>150028137SCR is the harsher set of rules and they arenโt in Europe
>>150028137they're expecting ยฃ50m in pure profit from garnacho but since they're doing all their spending up front clubs will just hold out until they're desperate
Donnarumma is the best GK in the world right now so would be a massive get
>>150028143>PSRbut Jim said they would go bankrupt if they didnt cut the catering budget
>>150028187yeah and CL winners to 15th in the premier league would be a massive step up
>>150028137Man United brings the most money into the league and is the reason like 60% of people pay for Sky Sports.
>>150028187Ruled out already
>>150028211Winning a trophy win United is a bigger achievement
>>150028172Memeorim sure knows how to advertise these players to potential suitors! Teams must be queuing up to sign these lads!
>>150028273this feels like a stretch even for indy's normal madeup shit
>>150028322I do like the
>if legitpart in brackets
>>150028273>A legally binding contract? HA! That's *nothing* compared to these WhatsAppโข messages confirming a gentleman's agreement!At this point I'm certain he's just seeing how retarded he can get before Liverpool customers start calling him out.
>>150028322>>150028342every word is carefully chosen, probably looked over by his legal team as well. tPtB would love for him to have a slip of the tongue so their sea of lawyers could rain down on him
>>150028273>hi isak u want selling in the mornin pal?
>>150028273Should stick to chicken
>>150028121Would put him at 3rd highest Manchester United fee of all time
>1) Pogba โฌ105m>2) Antony โฌ95m>3) Sesko โฌ90m>4) Maguire โฌ87m>5) Sancho โฌ85mLukaku and Hojlund just miss out. Iโm glad United have changed and are a serious club again.
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>>150028459heh... yeah it checks out
>>150028459absolute state of it
>>150028459wouldnt see shit like this in the US of A i'll tell you what
>>150028385room temp iq post
>>150028385legally binding contract means nowt
Crazy that Chelsea were able to negotiate a fee of only 35m for one of the best prospects in the world football, when Liverpool have spent all summer poisoning the well by throwing around their millions hoping some of it sticks
i say keep yanks out of football
Vikchad Chadyokes makin em seethe already
why has no one signed osimhen?
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any word from lukeypoos?
>>150028551Heโs gone to Turkey
>>150028561by no one i mean like real clubs
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>>150028533>playersI think there was a far more significant factor than that
>NFL legend Tom Brady has questioned Wayne Rooney's attitude during the ex-England captain's tenure as manager of Birmingham City, where Brady is a minority owner.>In a new Amazon Prime documentary series, due to air on Friday, seven-time Super Bowl winner Brady tells colleagues: "I'm a little worried about our head coach's work ethic," before adding: "I mean, I don't know, I don't have great instincts on that.">Filmed conversations between the former quarterback and then manager Rooney appear awkward.>In one exchange, the ex-Everton and Manchester United striker tells his employer about some of the cultural problems he perceives at the club.>"Why they're playing in the Championship and not the Premier League," Rooney says, "is because... we've all passed a ball, kicked the ball and run, but it's a focus, concentrated for 90 minutes.">In scenes that follow, Brady is filmed watching a training session, saying: "We've got a long road ahead."
>>150028617>>NFL legend Tom Brady has questioned why are you posting this what is wrong with you
>>150028459I'd cover my nose too if i were jeet
>>150028630That's literally the article Anon's image refers to: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cdx0yp665e5o
>>150028677Do you literally know nothing about why the media sucks off Birmingham City nowadays?
>>150028630>why are you posting the Birmingham owner questioning his managers work ethic
>>150028706So you're just being a spacker now, fair enough daft twat.
Leipzig actually want Hojlund which is funny but good news for Man United.
Sesko deal should be Hojlund + 35M.
>>150028736Forgot to add source
>Fabrizio Romano
>>150028736there is no way hojlund is worth that much
>>150028736deal of the century if united pull it off
>>150028736This misquote is going to break so many hearts
RBL will make Hoylund a 20 goal striker and will easily swap him again for 70m
>>150028617genuinely what is wrong with yanks
i'm sure tom brady is good at throwing an egg but let's be real the bloke is a cunt
>>150028736Hojlund doesn't want them though unfortunately
>>150028867very problematic. this will not go over well in the middle east.
>>150028848he's weird even for an athlete. he had some extremely weird diet so he could play forever (which he basically did he retired when he was like 45 or something) all while basically implying that football is way more important to him than his wife/family
add in some weird plastic surgery and serial killer eyes, he's a weird dude. GOAT quarterback though.
>>150028912He tell you that did he
Wirtz drops 2 stinkers in a row and Liverpool fans are already asking for refunds on social media kek
>>150029111i understand making up fantasy stories in your head is easy and entertaining for you but we don't really need to read all of them
DCL and Sesko are the same player but 6 years down the line
>>150029111Can you please show your sources on this? I have only seen praise for wirtz, soooo???
Isak is training in Sociedad apparently
>>150029111Anyone who actually watched that Yokohama game knows that Wirtz was ass and did fuck all other than tap in a free goal on a cutback
>>150029167well newcastle are in asia and he didnt go
did you think he was going to sit at home and play playstation
>>150029185Thatโs what Sancho is doing
Pick one to give a 10 year contract
>>150029111Wirtz scored and got MOTM Dave
>>150029259Questions:
>Give a 10 year contract for their present clubs or for my club?>Would any health ailments, eg asthma, continue if question 1 is the latter?
>>150029280Fuck knows how. He was SHIT.
>>150029259Rio also scored in the game against Stoke, but you won't hear the ABL media report that
This is why the people love Indy. No click bait. No embellishment. Just good old fashioned journalism.
>>150029374Any update on the Isa Slot and Konate situation, Indy?
>>150029374lol can you imagine Big Jim's face when they finally got the projector up and running and popped the slide in
>>150029374what's this shite then
>>150028273
Cunha
>62.5M
Mbeumo
>65M
Sesko
>69M
>>150029556>All blooter and pen merchantsยฃ200m on forwards for a 55 goal season
>>150029609Blooters are kino. I've had enough of faggy tiki taka walking it into the net.
>>150028227They should build a Ten Hag statue then
Don't worry lads we can get the isak alternative
>>150028093 (OP)Everyone taking turns at Newcastle went from funny to sad to funny again.
How do you qualify for the Champions League and get cucked three times in a row to a bottom half of bottom half team.
Mbuemo,Cunha and now Sesko
Speaking of Cunha
>fatigued by pre-season
Maybe Newcastle didn't miss out on much
>>150030124You must understand. It's a thousand degrees in Chicago and a couple of the clouds looked rather menacing.
>>150023511he went back to sleep as soon as he saw Casemiro run like an 80-year-old.
>>150029179You are denying reality at this point. He was easily the best player in Liverpool's team.
>>150030086Are you seriously asking that question or meme posting?
dorgu looking better than last season
That'll be Hojlund + 20m for Sesko it is
>>150030883a goal and an assist
WE GON GIT PL FA AND MILK CUP
Bournemouth going down so
Man United battering Premier League teams while Liverpool struggled against a relegation J-League team.
>>150031294peaking at the right time
yes dave, preseason friendlies are the sign of what's to come. you should definitely post about it every 2 minutes for the next 3 weeks til the season starts
or is it 2 weeks
Liversissy pretending he wasn't jerking his microdick after winning against Yokohama
i dont watch preseason friendlies because they dont matter. something you might consider in the future.
TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE ARE BACK
>>150031893Liversissy won't like this one
Wtf why was Man United passing like prime Barcelona
Arsenal are playing today!
liverpool won the premier league and england won the euros in the same season
>>150032389England have never won the Euros
>>1500324112 world wars 1 euro cup u mad
>>150032453When did England win the Euros?
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>>150032509We're the UEFA 2025 champions lad, try to keep up
>>150032519>WhoreballAs valid as my primary school's egg and spoon race
>>150032545McAtee might be many things but he isn't a whore m8
>>150032578Fuck off Liversimp
>>150032453At least get your facts straight, England won the >woman's euros twice
>>150028459A lotta loyalty for a hired gun.
>>150028459I hate this god damn fan base so much. Their endless failure makes me insanely happy.
>>150032761>No Slot But I was told he has spent a gorillian???
>>150032795He'll catch up in January
>>150028436>Sesko โฌ90mThat would be hilarious for a โฌ40m striker
>>150032875They want a sell-on percentage as well
>>150032875We're not talking about etikite
>>150032711>god damn No-one from the UK uses this term VPNmong
Don't bother coping and avoid using it in future. Better still leap off a building and do us all a favour
>>150032974>Breaking! black balls to liversimp's mom, Here we go!
>>150032974Slot said they would never train again out of sorrow for Jota???
Salah though was completely unaffected by his murder-suicide (didn't attend the funeral nor any of the services) so he is allowed to train
>Manchester United are set to make around ยฃ7.5M from the Premier League Summer Series.[@MikeKeegan_DM]
>OUT: Everyone worth shit
>IN: Relegation
>>150033009Thatโs Casemiros salary paid for the next 5 months lads, result!
Don't let all the talk of Liverpool and Arsenal detract from the fact that Man Utd's season last year was their worst season in almost a century
>>150033034Long may their decline continue
>>150033204anyone but liverpool
term exclusively used by cringe gay boys along with ABU anyone but united
>Mikel Arteta has stated that winning trophies is about being in the "right moment, in the right place," and that Arsenal has been in situations where they would have won the league with the points they've earned in recent seasons. He highlighted that Liverpool won the title with fewer points than Arsenal achieved when finishing runners-up in the previous two seasons.
Whatever happened to city's trial?
Weren't they supposed to be relegated to league 2 by now?
>>150028867arse man but this is the only kit I wanna get wear
>>150032761artity is top ten then?
>>150033241I am sick to death of this nigger, Everyday I wish for wengar to come back
>>150033241>yes I've failed to get enough points to win the league in any season I've been in charge - even last season when the winning points total was lower than recent seasonsthis surely has to be his last chance he's so weak minded
>>150029167Just confirmed on Sky, Indy was correct again
This whole new-look Liverpool side could turn out to be a complete disaster. It takes time for players to gel together, it's been a seismic shift in the starting XI.
>>150033455*gets a full preseason with the new core of the squad*
I'm sure Isak won't have forgotten where the goal is if he only gets a few training sessions before his debut
>>150033034their worst season in almost a century so far
>4-1
The famous Manchester United Football Club are back
>>150033442>inviting a club to bidlol, absolute crap
>>150033511they've got no choice la isak is threatening to leak the whatsapp messages (if legit)
>>150033307>Whatever happened to city's trial?This came out today:
>Club executives and senior football figures believe the case against Manchester City's 115 FFP charges could go on until at least October before we find out the outcome.
>>150033535Well that's fucking gay
Imagine telling Aguero and Kompany that all of their trophies and medals have been cancelled for something they had no control over. In what world would that be fair?
>>150033714Its not fair, they should be mad at their bosses.
>>150033714>In what world would that be fair?Far worse has happened in English football.
>>150033714Cry me a river faggot
>>150033730Somehow I think this is a Liverpool thing...
>>150034021Of course it is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster#Banned_clubs
Reminder that Liverpool fans gloat over denying Everton the chance to play in the European Cup.
>>150028385Didnt elon musk have to buy twitter because of running his mouth too?
newcastle fans were going to sing YNWA with liverpool for jota now they're on about booing during it instead. no class
hello where are the transfers
isak going to liverpoo?
these lot literally buying the league...........
>>150028867>traditional pub >drinking lagerGrim
>>150034120They're trying to buy the league, but are actually worse.
>>150034138>now
>>150034196dark knight rises reference dont worry about it
Why would you remind your players they're bottling losers whenever they walk in the door kek
>>150034196hes on the cuck chair
>>150034222Arteta is very obsessed with winning the league, should be focused on performance, constantly bringing it up is mentally draining
Arsenal's first team centre has a giant gaping hole where their trophy cabinet should be, its just an empty plinth with cobwebs on it. Nice Touch. He's a bloody genius that Arteta.
>>150034120We already won the league stupid
>>150034292Caoimhin mate youre at brentford now you've got to stop living in the past
>>150033714>t. Vikram the Blackburn fan from Morecambe
>Gyokeres on the bench for Arse v Spurs
Sharteta ruined him already, sad
One pre-season win and Screenshotcunt (aka Liversimp) gets back to his typical Arsenal spam.
>>150034411Celebrations are cringe. Should shake the hand of your team mates at most and then get back to playing football.
>Premier League CEO Richard Masters has apologised after being quizzed about Manchester City's 115 charges case. City were charged in February 2023 with 115 alleged breaches of top-flight financial rules and with failing to co-operate with the subsequent investigation.
>Former Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp joked he would hold a party if City are stripped of their titles for breaches of financial rules.
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/premier-league-chief-richard-masters-32172782
Have Spurs only signed Kudus? Bit grim innit
>>150034425Celebrations aren't too bad in the context of a sport which blares out goal celebration music. For me that's the most tinpot display to be commonly seen in the game. Luckily most PL teams don't do it.
>>150034449I can't think of many that do. I know Chelsea did but can't remember if they still do.
>>150034425You weren't saying that when they were doing JLingz celebrations
>>150034463Sorry for milly rocking!
>>150034460Yeah I haven't heard one in a few years, I seem to recall a yo-yo club or two did do it.
I want to say West Brom? playing one out. That said it could be banned in the PL (makes sense for commercial reasons) and that I'm remembering a Carabao match.
>tfw you'll never be a footballer on a pre-season tour of Asia
>>150034501KT looking like he's contemplating ending it all
half time music >> ft music >> prematch music >> POWER GAP >>> var screen music >>> POWER GAP >> goal music
>>150034531He prefers white girls
>>150034323>months later>still can't cope
Perth Glory currently getting the Liverpool treatment from AC Milan
>>150033427>Just confirmedThis was reported 6 hours before indy talked about it.
>>150035138Yeah I've been watching. Arsenal the better team in open play by far, Spurs better at corners. The goal was bullshit though, blatant foul that the referee somehow misses.
hes actually crying about the ref in a friendly
>>150035168kek no it wasnt nice cope though
>Lightbulb man ALREADY ruined Gyokeres
>Refs ALREADY on a campaign against them
Bad times for the Assna
>>150035198https://x.com/PolymarketFC/status/1950893548494053441?t=car-bO9LEr70WtY1Y9QuPQ&s=19
Literally stamps on the back of skellys foot
>>150035223trips over his own feet KEK
>>150035223yeah wow how does he miss that foul
โฌ95M for Ekitike might be the worst purchase of the summer. I watched him play and he's like Bambi on ice. Misses so many sitters.
AW trying to change the subject because arsenal are being shat on by spurs
>>150035332I'd say you're exaggerating but I saw him against Yokohama and he looked terrible
>>150035332if he couldnt make it in ligue 1 what did they expect
can someone post the INEOS ARE YOU MAD image again? i forgot to save it last time
Pre season does not matter. Remember when gabriel jesus was amazing in pre season for arsenal and nothing came of it
>>150035419was highest owned fpl player of all time for about 5 weeks lol
>>150035332>>150035365I shall be calling him KEKitike from now on
Even Newcastle can't fail this slam dunk they've got me finding strikers for them baka
>>150035628I get the feeling Newcastle will go for Kolo Muani or Ramos at PSG if they don't get Sesko, surprised these guys aren't mentioned more as options
>>150035640they can take hojlund, he just got his mojo back
>>150035640We will end up with Adam Armstrong on deadline day
just take Ivan Toney back it's just that simple
>>150035628he's on ridiculous wages literally 3x isak
Its kinda insane how Liverpool are offering Isak 400K PER week
champions of hong kong, youll never sing that
>>150035628Is this dude any good? He seemed to be one of the hottest names in terms of strikers a couple of years ago. Is he another Piatek?
>>150035628Wont even need to change his kit
>>150035682juve special innit. people need to know serie a only report net salary so that'll be at least 2,5x in the UK
>>150035684I heard it was 500K
Mad that Newcastle have the richest owners on the planet and aren't allowed to do anything
>>150035628>>150035640It will be easier for them to get a striker once they sell Isak. Any incoming striker will want to be sure Isak is gone and they're the main man. It's in everybody's best interest that Poocastle sell Isak IMMEDIATELY
>just checked the reason why Juve kept giving their players stupid huge amount of salary because of this thing called Decreto Crescita which is basically a tax break for skilled workers (including foreign footballers) to pay taxes on just 50% of their incomes rather than the usual 100%.
>it got scrapped just last year so Vlahovic's wage (among many other of their high earners) became a big problem
>>150035682Yeah that's crazy, I don't know italian sides paid like that,
I guess that's ruled out
>>150035332Nicolas Jackson regen
>>150035716they won the shots out of target contest
>>150035778>because of this thing called Decreto Crescita
>Tottenham are in concrete negotiations with Bayern to secure the loan of Joรฃo Palhinha (Source: @Plettigoal)
What do you guys think of the PL Summer Series being shown on Sky Sports PL? Do you think it would be a good idea PL could organize the entire friendly schedule for all its clubs, or at least 3 or 4 games, into say 5 different competitions of 4 and show all the games on the highlight channel?
>>150035846Arsenal blowing dust off the deserve to win o meter ready for the new season
>>150035846everyone is following the wrong stats (goals)
>>150035882another trophy for Arteta
Unstoppable
Gyokeres vs. Tottenham
0 goals
0 assists
0 shots
1 touch
#14
https://x.com/CF_Compss/status/1950914817763733649?s=19
>>150035874Summer series is PL marketing campaign
>>150035874I do not care about friendlies and I do not watch any of them, they do not matter at all
>>150035890>1 touchdid better than I thought
>>150035857>loanA one year loan without an option to buy would actually make sense because Bayern will desperately need a holding six again next year once Kompany gets fired for bottling another Champions league campaign with his mindless headless chicken tactics that make every defender look like an amateur
any updates on the saido berahino to tottenham situation?
>>150035890fake stats I just watched that and a player kicked it against him twice
>Serge Aurier playing in Iranian league now
>>150035901>tranimekys srsly
>>150035907holy shit, i just remembred he got a brother that was gunned down in france.
fucken hell it's crazy in the land of the frogs.
>>150035890Refund status?
Dealing with Havertz' running and duelling for 60 minutes only for Gyรถkeres to sprint at you like an insane person for the last 30 doesn't sound fun as a defender
>open random wikipedia article from some PL club from older seasons but not that old (like 5 seasons ago) to check its rosters back then
>checking where they are now
Josh King is playing in Arab now
>>150035980so Gyokeres has already been relegated to impact sub?
>>150035982This unlikeable cunt had a handful of games in Portugal for the team that finished rock bottom
>>150036026why are they wearing sunglasses at night?
>>150036014it's even worse since Boavista are bankrupt so their relegation will be multi-level
Arsenal will lose to Manchester United opening day
>>150036083you better hope so, you've been taking screenshots of yourself posting it five times a day
>>150036098Take your meds, schizo.
>>150036058So they can, so they can watch you weave and breathe your storylines.
>>150036109you're caught lad handle it with some grace
>>150036200squad looks promising but don't think i'll be able to watch it live legally for next season because the PL stream here is getting too steep and I don't feel like diving into piracy stream. i hope it's not just all talk.
>>150036200We did it MANC bros! WARRA TROPHY!
>Sheffield Wednesday players will have to pay for their own hotels for the away trip to Leicester
>>150036373honestly mental what's going on there
WELCOME TO NEWCASTLE
>Danny Ings
>DCL
>Michail Antonio
>Luuk de Jong
>Rhian Brewster
>Paco Alcacer
>Oli McBurnie
replacing one bad apple with another
>bournemouth's backline is being picked apart and their biggest signing so far is Chelsea's 4th choice GK
>brentford practically are losing everything, strikers, manager are all gone, even there's a news saying its academy director is being considered for Man United's academy director
>wolves adding literally no one while lost 2 of their best players from last season
>no one knows what fulham are doing atm
>recently promoted sides trying to get stronger but we know their luck has been pretty shite trying to survive despite millions already being poured
>>150036417So I take it Newcastle fans will be condemning Wissa and screeching at him?
Oh its ok when they do it
>>150036481should be a good relegation battle this year we might actually see someone stay up
>>150036481Seems like a real opportunity for the promoted teams. Letโs not forget it was only in 22/23 when all 3 last stayed up (Fulham, Bournemouth and Forest). Before the last 2 seasons, the only time all 3 promoted sides had gone back down was in 97/98.
>>150036481United will survive another relegation battle.
Its mad how Liverpool are fucking SHIT lmao
>>150036628If they spent ยฃ500m like City then they would be unstoppable
>>150036402One Oli McBurnie please
>>150036402Rickie Lambert location?
>>150036750Beetroot factory
Man United gonna finish 2nd this season. The mother of all meme runs is coming.
>>150037038how far does indy's reach go?
delusional
adjective
/dJหluห.สษn.ษl/
believing things that are not true:
Delusional thinking is common in schizophrenia.
>>150029374united could do the funniest thing rn
>>150037225may i weigh in on this one?
schizoid delusions are more likely to be auditory rather than visual, the latter is more likely to be encountered with actual biological brain pathology, while auditory is leaned towards psychological disorders.
thats why schizophrenics usually complain about "hearing" things, rather than seeing things.
>>150036200It's so funny watching united fans get excited after pre season friendlies every season
>>150037256eh maybe but theres a large element of thinking you see something out of the corner of your eye and being paranoid
we all can experience this a little bit, you are half asleep and there is a small light somewhere or a shadow and your brain confuses things just out on the peripheries of your vision, its particularly common with children
for schizophrenics this can be a constant thing during an episode even when not tired and under normal lighting etc.
>>150029179>watching friendlies
Finally we have the GOAT new manager!!
https://www.espn.co.uk/football/match/_/gameId/634136/liverpool-manchester-united
>>150028533checked but tom is correct. any player who isn't teetotal during the season and on a no tomato diet is a fraud and should be sold.
>>150037288yea for sure but this is not excatly delusions, confusing lighting and vague shapes into real things is just confusion, while visual delusions are seeing actual things that are completely not there, i think alcoholics with B12 deficiency have some severe visual delusions sometimes, as in they see themselves talking to their old friend and having a prolonged discussion about football while they're sitting in the ER. fascinating stuff really...
Absolutely disgusting that United, Liverpool, City et al. can spend billions on overpriced shitters while Morecambe is going bust over a couple mil
>>150037566Morecambe had retarded dodgy owners and its remarkable they managed to pass the football leagues stringent fit and proper person test
why yes i post bluesky screenshots
why yes im a yank
would you all like to discuss soccer with me
>>150037589Better than the Canadian VPN who spend all day defending Liverpool being shit
>>150037566Its not a charity. Maybe run the club well.
>>150037566PSR will save them what are you worried about?
>>150037566They're actually dead.
Whittingham will not sign this deal and he will be left with absolutely fuck all.
>>150037623>>150037634You're both complete fucking mongs.
>>150035760>It will be easier for them to get a striker once they sell Isak.Yeah I'm sure negotiations will be easy when everyone knows Newcastle have just made 150m
>>150033442Inb4 a bid of 69m+10m addons
>>150037717>two midfielders>one of them is hollywood pass bruno/mug/bros, we will feast
>talkSHITE reporting Isak's agent is behind all the drama
What a shock
>>150037717is donnaruma actually with united?
am confused
>>150037798Saw that a couple of weeks ago when all of this started. It was all
>Isak says this and Isak says thatThen I read the article and it was literally just his agent putting words in his mouth to agitate for a move so he can get a multimillion pound fee for doing fuck all.
Jews really missed their calling in being football agents.
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>>150035365Keine Rรผckerstattung.
>>1500377174 points out of 15 start confirmed
>>150037827He needs to be a special kind of moron to leave PSG right now.
>>150037827allow me to refer you back to
>>150037225
>>150037717Ez finish above Liverpool
>>150037717Yep. I'm thinking we're back.
Refs are definitely helping United next season.
So sad that we used to see refs help United to win cups and titles. Now it's to help them finish in the top half. So so sad.
>>150037849He is called Dollaruma for a reason. His contract will expire at the end of this season and he probably want more money out of PSG despite his already huge wage.
>>150037919They taking a year off helping liverpool?
>>150037938Why would they help us? I'm not even a Liverpool fan but remember the match against Spurs when the correct call couldn't be given because too much time had passed?
>>150037955>Why would they help us? I'm not even a Liverpool fanhmm
>>150037931Onana is already on ยฃ120k a week and heโs not going anywhere. Canโt afford to pay another guy ยฃ400k a week in addition.
>>150037931United keeps getting in worse and worse financial position. I doubt they can pay him more than PSG.
>>150037955>why would they help us? I'm not even a liverpool fan
>>150037955>Why would they help us? I'm not even a Liverpool fan
>>150037955Blown your cover there mate
>>150038009>United keeps getting in worse and worse financial position.the opposite
>>150038320but Jim said 3 months ago they were on the verge of insolvency if they didnt trim the catering budget
>>150038460That was to make the new billion pound stadium more of a surprise for the masses
>>150038501>the circus tent
>>150038460And now we can spend 130m on two players and still be looking at signing more so it looks like anon was right
>took over a week for the FA to begrudgingly announce that Paqueta is innocent
get fucked you rats
>Newcastle are READY to match any financial offer Benjamin ล eลกko receives
Finally in their wheelhouse
>>150038460Imagine taking a billionaire's word at face value. He fired all of those lunch ladies just because he can, not because he need to.
>>150038665>>150038665can he sue them or whatever?
Neom FC (Saudi league) might be looking to take Wissa from Brentford for a higher transfer fee than Newcastle.
>>150038856saw some joke on twitter that neom FC is the sound a fast car makes as it goes by
>>150038665He's still a bitch.
Sesko will 100% go to Man United
>>150038982don't want 'im
>>150038831hopefully both him and West Ham can, considering there was significant interest for a transfer from Man City at the start of this like 2 years ago and them dragging on a case they had 0 evidence for essentially removed that revenue stream for both parties
>>150039545>ball bounces off him twice>still gets a 4
>1 app
>0 goals
the TICKER has begun....
>>150039545>9Kek that's not even his number.
>>150039649friendly ya fucking moron
>>150039545just wait till Man Utd get Sesko, kek
the romano self RT means its happening soon
palhinha to spurs on a loan has at least got to be an improvement right
I honestly think Gyokeres after a good season in the championship and another smashing bottom half portuguese teams he may be ready for the huge step up to the premier league. definitely an up and coming striker
>>150038501>>150038588>>150038798surely Jim wouldnt just lie like that, all the customers told me he was telling the truth
>>150039763its accountant tomfoolery.
EBITDA the club is rich
cash the club is skint
theres about 3 different companies that exist around the club for financial purposes
95 Million for Ekitike. Liverpool have truly had their pants pulled down.
>>150039783>Slot's going to be gone by February and someone else is going to inherit this mess
>>150039783>230m spent on bundesfrauds
>>150037257>Beat West Ham because Areola went full retard and gave them 2 goals>Beat a bournemouth who've lost like 3/4 of their backlinescenes when Everton beat them
>>150039545Heโs shat himself on the pitch
>>150039803>>150039817What's the German refund policy?
I will enjoy watching Man U spunk ยฃ80m on Sesko who will most certainly flop HOWEVER I do want to see Hojlund do well he seems like a nice lad and enjoys English culture of getting drunk
>>150040019>>150037840>Keine Rรผckerstattung
Interesting how any time somebody posts about liverpool there's an instant post about another club.
They really can't hack criticism can they?
>>150040019Man Utd are still on hold with Dortmund about Sancho
I heard Mamashartdavili is the new Karius?
>>150040101You was instantly proven correct lmao
can we just let this anon string together 300 straight posts about Liverpool in peace?
its over for Slotto and the gang
guise, i feel bad. i put in the portguese super cup thread this comment and go ignored:
>portuguese super anything
LMAO
and got ignored. why did I not get replies for my hilarious putdown? :(
>>150038076this cunt couldn't hack it in the SPFL
>>150040086he's actually shitter than based our guy Hojulund
>>150039691I like it, doubt heโs a nailed on starter but he gives a different profile for >us and Iโm sure situationally Frank will be able to use him well. At the very least a sub to hang onto leads. Letโs Sarr or Bentancur play higher up at times so Iโm not as bothered missing out on MGW. Only move we still absolutely need is a winger if Son moves on.
>>150040360yeah well Gyokeres couldn't hack it in the Championship and he...um...well...actually...however..
>>150040390will never happen
>>150040435I'll never forget that play-off final they had: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYywGlQHCQs
>>150040367still need a 9 too solanke and richarlison arent good enough
also another left back unless you want to rely on old man davies as a backup
>>15003771714th place finish
>>150040435i was talking with my wife yesterday and she was baffled that footballers only get like a month and a half off all year
>>150040610Your wife might be retarded.
>>150040620she's a woman, yes
>>150040610when I'm with you're wife we don't do much talking, if you know what I'm saying ( I'm kidding sure she's a lovely woman)
>>150040481Nah I think Solanke is good enough. Richy as a backup isnโt ideal but his mentality and squad effect is good. Son can play there still fine as well. Only worth getting a new striker if we move both. Left back is alright too, Udogie is first choice, Spence backup or Davies.
If the right players are available Iโd love for us to make a move in those areas but by no means is it critical.
>>150040698we don't sign our posts here
ยฃ60m upfront, the liverchads are NOT fucking about
forgot about this guy wasn't he linked with some big clubs?
>>150040901werent they asking something mad like 80m for him not long ago
>>150040707Spence was really good today
>>150040860>every other club: the transfer fee is ยฃ140>liverpool: the transfer fee is ยฃ60, in phases
>>150040954do like to see saka getting bullied
>>150040993they are truly GODS amongst us mere mortal teams. it's HORRIFYING.
All memes aside, Chelsea probably got the best bang for their bucks in the transfer market this summer.
>>150041134>bang for their bucksYes, we know Todd has sex with all his signings
>>150041163ooo massa you makin me squirt
Ekitike's private Instagram has been apparently leaked, 2 of the followers listed are his public accounts
>>150041209this is the profile picture. If you're lurking here Hugo show yourself so I can call you a fraud
>>150041209liverpool are not a chud approved club this is not going to work out
Spurs should get Lookman as the Son replacement. Heโs English and HG and capable of playing a few different roles and positions like Son. Would be brilliant along with Kudus behind Solanke, theyโd be in the goals while Solanke offers the big presence and work. Inter are fucking about with typical Italian bids of 40+their grandmothers focaccia recipe after 2 years, weโve got the 60 mil from the MGW deal laying around, come in with 50 and get it done.
>>150040901 >>150040940British youngster from a Championship team for a significant but not massive fee? Daniel Levy come on down, Tyler Dibbling welcome to the Jack Clarke/Archie Gray/Joe Rodon/Ryan /Djed Spence club
>>150040954Heโs a very good player. Dunno why he flopped the first few years but heโs figured it out. Wish Sessegnon had too but oh well
>>150040993Is this why it takes Arsenal 6 months to pay a release clause?
Jlingz x Lamine x Rashy linked up
here we go (no greek mafia connections edition)
Imagine diving in a pre-season friendly. Lewis-Skelly really is a complete fucking embarrassment.
>>150032984You do realise you can't post on 4chan with a VPN right?
Disgusting treatment of a forward who's done more for the club than alan shearer
>>150041294Bentancur's legs breathe a sigh of relief
>>150041396gonna be an awkward first few games of the season when he doesn't get the move to liverpool and has to slink back to newcastle from spain after dodging the preseason tour
the supporters will forget about the whole ordeal within a couple months if he's scoring
Remember when Liverpool legend Trent Alexander-Arnold fulfilled his contract and won everything with the club only to be given death threats when moving to a bigger club?
>>150041294glad its not wharton for 100m at least
>>150041429yeah it's funny that they were using his local lad status against him but they're more than happy to sell the likes of Tyler Morton to get Isak
>>150041447>Tyler Mortonwool
my final table predictions are beginning to take shape, I'd still like to see what the rest of this transfer window brings, but I'll have it for you before the first kickoff as promised
>>150041569reminded me that I did this after seeing his post
>>150041569i was very deliberately ignoring that comment to add to the humiliation
>>150041396Not sure why Chelsea fans would do that
>>150041209This cannot be real kek
>>150041757racist chuds are the new normal now even (especially) the brown ones
>>150040860just get a loan and pay newcastle the full 150m
didn't realise John Murtough is now the DOF at Atalanta. that fee for Hojlund makes a bit more sense.
Mad to think we've watched Liverpool play second fiddle to City for so long and soon they won't be when Salah retires and stops carrying them
who won the premier league last season?
>>150042169Dunno. I stopped watching after Big Zirk did his thing against Fulham on the opening night. I thought it was a foregone conclusion
>>150041209Do you think he browses /a/
>Everton have had a ยฃ27m bid rejected for Tyler Dibling by Southampton. Interest first revealed last week. Ev considering another offer. [Joyce]
Man United are 34/1 to win the Premier League
Ez money
>>150035901Yeah mate weve signed some dvd instead
How come Portugal gets to have a national team (Wolves) in the Premier League? Is it because of the English-Portuguese frenship? Can we get a national team too?
>>150043302why don't you try getting a team in ISRAEL instead you fucking American pig!
>>150043302we own half the clubs pick one
damn there are actually wolves in portugal
thought they would all be dead long ago like in england
Uma vez Flamengo
Sempre Flamengo
Flamengo sempre eu hei de ser
ร meu maior prazer vรช-lo brilhar
Seja na terra, seja no mar
Vencer, vencer, vencer
Uma vez Flamengo
Flamengo atรฉ morrer
>holding played for Palace
Completely forgot this was a thing
>>150044917>even had to get loaned to a championship side because he had a falling out with Glasnerdude was still getting 20 games in his last season with Arsenal btw, what a hilarious move
>>150043642I guess it's because Portugal industrialized later than most of Europe.
>>150041396>hes not a rat for refusing to turn up for pre-season and training in a different country until he gets a move!yes OK and your thoughts on Trent Alexander Arnold?
>>150045733Should have been 3pm
Why is nobody bidding for Son? Guy isn't finished and still has at least 2 productive years on him. If I was Man United or Man City I'd go for him (Haaland is still their only option up front)
>>150045789City use Marmoush as a backup striker and if both are out, he'd use a midfielder as false 9. Also I do think Son is washed.
>>150045789Heโs done and he doesnโt want to play for another Prem team. America awaits.
>>150045911>>150045925It's sad he chose to spend his prime with the Sperms and got only one title to show.
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>>150045733>no โJFT97โ badgeAbhorrent. Fuck em off now
>>150046056>spending 95m on a 9 and giving him the number 22The complete disrespect. Youโll Never Walk Aloneโฆ.until someone better is on the market
>Xhaka to Sunderland confirmed
I rate it, bc Xhaka is a strongmind gigachad who wants to be a hero somewhere and iirc there's some deal with coaching so he can coach the youths to get carded every other game
>>150046073If you make 'illsbreh jokes in the UK is it considered crass? Would I get beat up in a pub in some non-merseyside area if I made jokes about the 97?
>>150046056>Frimpong 30Should be 20
>>150046086the 9 already already taken
>>1500460869 is a cursed number. Eduardo and Ronaldo wore the 9 and got gruesome injuries. Never touching that number. 10 is the only respectable number even 7 is a meme.
>>150046116Yes making jokes about people dying to blokes you've never met before is considered really weird. Do you have no social intelligence?
>>150040348Simply no way to treat our greatest ally
>spend 100m on a new forward
>realise heโs shit
>cast him aside and spent 130m on Isak
The transfer geniuses at Liverpool
>>150046284>From the scammers who sold you Kolo Muani, Haller and JovicWhy do people still buy their strikers?
>Latest twist in David Rozman story. Ineos carer linked to doping doctor worked briefly at Manchester United last year.
Fuck me they were doping and still finished 15th HAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA
Newcastle training ground
>>150041396Scouser false flag
>>150046642I don't get why players behave like this. I can understand wanting to leave for another club but do it with honor and for fuck sake don't sign 5+ year contracts. Bet on yourself on 2-3 year deals and leave as a free agent to whatever you want.
>>150046882>I don't get why players behave like thisBecause it always works
>>150046882They want the move, but if they hand in a transfer request they lose the loyalty bonus in their contract.
Newcastle wouldn't agree to a 3 year deal when they'd signed him for 60m.
>>150046642I will enjoy the Liverpudlian seethe when he does the exact same thing wanting that move to Real Madrid in 2 years
>giving your bundesfraud signing the number 7
Anonymount vibes
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Salah gave Luis Diaz a more thought out send off than Diogo Jota lmao
>>150047042Surprised they haven't added him to 97
>>150047058Dead can't read m8
>>150047042Wait are they registering a dead player?
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