Thread 150028093

Latest chip paper:

Manchester United have opened talks with Paris St-Germain for Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, 26, after an earlier enquiry in the summer, but Chelsea and Manchester City remain interested. (Telegraph)

>With Sweden striker Alexander Isak, 25, having agreed a contract with Liverpool, Newcastle have added Fulham's Brazilian forward Rodrigo Muniz, 24, to their list of targets. (Mail)

Crystal Palace have informed Arsenal they would have to pay at least £35m in advance to sign Eberechi Eze, with the rest of the 27-year-old England attacking midfielder's £67.5m fee due in instalments. (Guardian)

>Palace are ready to offer £27.6m to sign Germany centre-back Yann Bisseck, 24, from Inter Milan as a potential replacement for England defender Marc Guehi, who has been linked with Liverpool. (Gazzetta dello Sport)

Chelsea are still pushing to sign Alejandro Garnacho but Manchester United are pushing for a deal of at least £40m for the 21-year-old Argentina winger. (Talksport)

>Sunderland have reached an agreement with NEC Nijmegen to sign Dutch goalkeeper Robin Roefs, with the 22-year-old expected to sign a five-year contract with the Premier League newcomers. (Athletic)

Lyon have agreed personal terms with Liverpool's English midfielder Tyler Morton, 22, but the Premier League champions' asking price of about £8m could cause a roadblock in the deal. (L'Equipe)

>AS Roma are considering a move for Wolves and Portugal forward Fabio Silva, 23, while also interested in Manchester City's 19-year-old Argentine winger Claudio Echeverri. (Sky Sports)

Manchester City's English centre-back Max Alleyne could also leave on a season-long loan this summer, with Watford opening talks for the 20-year-old. (Sky Sports)

>England Under-19 midfielder Leo Castledine, 19, is set to join Huddersfield Town on a season-long loan from Chelsea. (Athletic)

first for a thread full of positive vibes and funny banter and none of the usual seething

90m

Anyone care to explain how such a debt ridden club can afford to spend £200 million again in another window without significant player sales?

>>150028137
PSR doesn't apply to the Slop Six. As a Liverpool plastic you should know that.

>>150028137
SCR is the harsher set of rules and they aren’t in Europe

>>150028137
they're expecting £50m in pure profit from garnacho but since they're doing all their spending up front clubs will just hold out until they're desperate

Liverpoo

Lol

Donnarumma is the best GK in the world right now so would be a massive get

>>150028143
>PSR

but Jim said they would go bankrupt if they didnt cut the catering budget

>>150028187
yeah and CL winners to 15th in the premier league would be a massive step up

>>150028137
Man United brings the most money into the league and is the reason like 60% of people pay for Sky Sports.

>>150028187
Ruled out already

*does literally nothing*

>>150028211
Winning a trophy win United is a bigger achievement

>>150028172
Memeorim sure knows how to advertise these players to potential suitors! Teams must be queuing up to sign these lads!

>>150028216
By who

fucking lel

>>150028249
Romano

>>150028249
logic

>>150028276
>>150028289
Nah

>>150028273
this feels like a stretch even for indy's normal madeup shit

>>150028322
I do like the
>if legit
part in brackets

>>150028273
>A legally binding contract? HA! That's *nothing* compared to these WhatsApp™ messages confirming a gentleman's agreement!

At this point I'm certain he's just seeing how retarded he can get before Liverpool customers start calling him out.

>>150028322
>>150028342
every word is carefully chosen, probably looked over by his legal team as well. tPtB would love for him to have a slip of the tongue so their sea of lawyers could rain down on him

>>150028273
>hi isak u want selling in the mornin pal?

>>150028273
Should stick to chicken

>>150028121
Would put him at 3rd highest Manchester United fee of all time
>1) Pogba €105m
>2) Antony €95m
>3) Sesko €90m
>4) Maguire €87m
>5) Sancho €85m
Lukaku and Hojlund just miss out. I’m glad United have changed and are a serious club again.

.

>>150028459
heh... yeah it checks out

>>150028459
absolute state of it

>>150028459
wouldnt see shit like this in the US of A i'll tell you what

>>150028385
room temp iq post

>>150028385
legally binding contract means nowt

Crazy that Chelsea were able to negotiate a fee of only 35m for one of the best prospects in the world football, when Liverpool have spent all summer poisoning the well by throwing around their millions hoping some of it sticks

i say keep yanks out of football

Vikchad Chadyokes makin em seethe already

why has no one signed osimhen?

>>150028551
you know why

any word from lukeypoos?

>>150028551
He’s gone to Turkey

>>150028561
by no one i mean like real clubs

>>150028401
lel'd

>>150028533
>players
I think there was a far more significant factor than that

>NFL legend Tom Brady has questioned Wayne Rooney's attitude during the ex-England captain's tenure as manager of Birmingham City, where Brady is a minority owner.

>In a new Amazon Prime documentary series, due to air on Friday, seven-time Super Bowl winner Brady tells colleagues: "I'm a little worried about our head coach's work ethic," before adding: "I mean, I don't know, I don't have great instincts on that."

>Filmed conversations between the former quarterback and then manager Rooney appear awkward.

>In one exchange, the ex-Everton and Manchester United striker tells his employer about some of the cultural problems he perceives at the club.

>"Why they're playing in the Championship and not the Premier League," Rooney says, "is because... we've all passed a ball, kicked the ball and run, but it's a focus, concentrated for 90 minutes."

>In scenes that follow, Brady is filmed watching a training session, saying: "We've got a long road ahead."

>>150028617
>>NFL legend Tom Brady has questioned
why are you posting this what is wrong with you

>>150028459
I'd cover my nose too if i were jeet

>>150028630
That's literally the article Anon's image refers to: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cdx0yp665e5o

>>150028660
mate

>>150028677
Do you literally know nothing about why the media sucks off Birmingham City nowadays?

>>150028630
>why are you posting the Birmingham owner questioning his managers work ethic

>>150028694
mate

>>150028706
So you're just being a spacker now, fair enough daft twat.

>>150028717
mate

Leipzig actually want Hojlund which is funny but good news for Man United.

Sesko deal should be Hojlund + 35M.

>>150028736
Forgot to add source
>Fabrizio Romano

>>150028736
there is no way hojlund is worth that much

>>150028736
deal of the century if united pull it off

>>150028736
This misquote is going to break so many hearts

RBL will make Hoylund a 20 goal striker and will easily swap him again for 70m

>>150028617
genuinely what is wrong with yanks
i'm sure tom brady is good at throwing an egg but let's be real the bloke is a cunt

based genoa?

>>150028736
Hojlund doesn't want them though unfortunately

>>150028867
very problematic. this will not go over well in the middle east.

>>150028848
he's weird even for an athlete. he had some extremely weird diet so he could play forever (which he basically did he retired when he was like 45 or something) all while basically implying that football is way more important to him than his wife/family
add in some weird plastic surgery and serial killer eyes, he's a weird dude. GOAT quarterback though.

>>150028912
He tell you that did he

Wirtz drops 2 stinkers in a row and Liverpool fans are already asking for refunds on social media kek

>>150029111
i understand making up fantasy stories in your head is easy and entertaining for you but we don't really need to read all of them

DCL and Sesko are the same player but 6 years down the line

>>150029111
Can you please show your sources on this? I have only seen praise for wirtz, soooo???

Isak is training in Sociedad apparently

>>150029111
Anyone who actually watched that Yokohama game knows that Wirtz was ass and did fuck all other than tap in a free goal on a cutback

>>150029167
well newcastle are in asia and he didnt go
did you think he was going to sit at home and play playstation

>>150029185
That’s what Sancho is doing

Pick one to give a 10 year contract

>>150029111
Wirtz scored and got MOTM Dave

>>150029193
My boy!!

>>150029259
Questions:
>Give a 10 year contract for their present clubs or for my club?
>Would any health ailments, eg asthma, continue if question 1 is the latter?

>>150029280
Fuck knows how. He was SHIT.

>>150029259
Rio also scored in the game against Stoke, but you won't hear the ABL media report that

This is why the people love Indy. No click bait. No embellishment. Just good old fashioned journalism.

>>150029374
Any update on the Isa Slot and Konate situation, Indy?

>>150029374
lol can you imagine Big Jim's face when they finally got the projector up and running and popped the slide in

>>150029374
what's this shite then >>150028273

Cunha
>62.5M
Mbeumo
>65M
Sesko
>69M

>>150029556
>All blooter and pen merchants
£200m on forwards for a 55 goal season

>>150029609
Blooters are kino. I've had enough of faggy tiki taka walking it into the net.

>>150028227
They should build a Ten Hag statue then

Don't worry lads we can get the isak alternative

>>150028093 (OP)
Everyone taking turns at Newcastle went from funny to sad to funny again.
How do you qualify for the Champions League and get cucked three times in a row to a bottom half of bottom half team.
Mbuemo,Cunha and now Sesko

Speaking of Cunha
>fatigued by pre-season
Maybe Newcastle didn't miss out on much

>>150030124
You must understand. It's a thousand degrees in Chicago and a couple of the clouds looked rather menacing.

>>150023511
he went back to sleep as soon as he saw Casemiro run like an 80-year-old.

>>150029179
You are denying reality at this point. He was easily the best player in Liverpool's team.

>>150030086
Are you seriously asking that question or meme posting?

hojlund scored ffs

dorgu looking better than last season

That'll be Hojlund + 20m for Sesko it is

>>150030883
a goal and an assist

WE GON GIT PL FA AND MILK CUP

Bournemouth going down so

Man United battering Premier League teams while Liverpool struggled against a relegation J-League team.

>>150031294
peaking at the right time

yes dave, preseason friendlies are the sign of what's to come. you should definitely post about it every 2 minutes for the next 3 weeks til the season starts
or is it 2 weeks

Liversissy pretending he wasn't jerking his microdick after winning against Yokohama

i dont watch preseason friendlies because they dont matter. something you might consider in the future.

TOP OF THE LEAGUE

WE ARE BACK

>>150031893
Liversissy won't like this one

Wtf why was Man United passing like prime Barcelona

Arsenal are playing today!

liverpool won the premier league and england won the euros in the same season

>>150032389
England have never won the Euros

>>150032411
2 world wars 1 euro cup u mad

>>150032453
When did England win the Euros?

>>150032509
We're the UEFA 2025 champions lad, try to keep up

>>150032519
>Whoreball
As valid as my primary school's egg and spoon race

>>150032545
McAtee might be many things but he isn't a whore m8

>>150032578
Fuck off Liversimp

>>150032453
At least get your facts straight, England won the >woman's euros twice

>>150028459
Kino
>>150028736
needs to happen
>>150028882
>>150028867
kino

>>150028459
A lotta loyalty for a hired gun.

>>150028459
I hate this god damn fan base so much. Their endless failure makes me insanely happy.

>>150032761
>No Slot
But I was told he has spent a gorillian???

>>150032795
He'll catch up in January

>>150028436
>Sesko €90m
That would be hilarious for a €40m striker

>>150032875
They want a sell-on percentage as well

>>150032875
We're not talking about etikite

>>150032711
>god damn
No-one from the UK uses this term VPNmong
Don't bother coping and avoid using it in future. Better still leap off a building and do us all a favour

>>150032974
>Breaking! black balls to liversimp's mom, Here we go!

>>150032974
Slot said they would never train again out of sorrow for Jota???
Salah though was completely unaffected by his murder-suicide (didn't attend the funeral nor any of the services) so he is allowed to train

>OUT: Everyone worth shit
>IN: Relegation

>>150033009
That’s Casemiros salary paid for the next 5 months lads, result!

Don't let all the talk of Liverpool and Arsenal detract from the fact that Man Utd's season last year was their worst season in almost a century

>>150033034
Long may their decline continue

>>150032260
time for arse

What does ABL stand for?

>>150033204
anyone but liverpool
term exclusively used by cringe gay boys along with ABU anyone but united

Whatever happened to city's trial?
Weren't they supposed to be relegated to league 2 by now?

>>150028867
arse man but this is the only kit I wanna get wear

>>150032761
artity is top ten then?

>>150033241
I am sick to death of this nigger, Everyday I wish for wengar to come back

>>150033241
>yes I've failed to get enough points to win the league in any season I've been in charge - even last season when the winning points total was lower than recent seasons
this surely has to be his last chance he's so weak minded

>>150029167
Just confirmed on Sky, Indy was correct again

Indy bomba

>>150033427
>>150033442
How does he do it?

This whole new-look Liverpool side could turn out to be a complete disaster. It takes time for players to gel together, it's been a seismic shift in the starting XI.

>>150033455
*gets a full preseason with the new core of the squad*
I'm sure Isak won't have forgotten where the goal is if he only gets a few training sessions before his debut

>>150033034
their worst season in almost a century so far

>4-1
The famous Manchester United Football Club are back

>>150033442
>inviting a club to bid
lol, absolute crap

>>150033511
they've got no choice la isak is threatening to leak the whatsapp messages (if legit)

>>150033307
>Whatever happened to city's trial?
This came out today:
>Club executives and senior football figures believe the case against Manchester City's 115 FFP charges could go on until at least October before we find out the outcome.

>>150033535
Well that's fucking gay

Imagine telling Aguero and Kompany that all of their trophies and medals have been cancelled for something they had no control over. In what world would that be fair?

>>150033714
Its not fair, they should be mad at their bosses.

>>150033714
>In what world would that be fair?
Far worse has happened in English football.

>>150033714
Cry me a river faggot

>>150033730
Somehow I think this is a Liverpool thing...

>>150034021
Of course it is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster#Banned_clubs

Reminder that Liverpool fans gloat over denying Everton the chance to play in the European Cup.

>>150028385
Didnt elon musk have to buy twitter because of running his mouth too?

newcastle fans were going to sing YNWA with liverpool for jota now they're on about booing during it instead. no class

>>150034075
yes

hello where are the transfers

isak going to liverpoo?
these lot literally buying the league...........

>>150028867
>traditional pub
>drinking lager
Grim

are we the bad guys now

>>150034120
They're trying to buy the league, but are actually worse.

>>150034138
>now

what did he mean by this

>>150034196
dark knight rises reference dont worry about it

>>150034138
always were

Why would you remind your players they're bottling losers whenever they walk in the door kek

>>150034196
hes on the cuck chair

>>150034222
Arteta is very obsessed with winning the league, should be focused on performance, constantly bringing it up is mentally draining

Arsenal's first team centre has a giant gaping hole where their trophy cabinet should be, its just an empty plinth with cobwebs on it. Nice Touch. He's a bloody genius that Arteta.

>>150034120
We already won the league stupid

>>150034292
>we

>>150034292
Caoimhin mate youre at brentford now you've got to stop living in the past

>>150033714
>t. Vikram the Blackburn fan from Morecambe

>Gyokeres on the bench for Arse v Spurs
Sharteta ruined him already, sad

One pre-season win and Screenshotcunt (aka Liversimp) gets back to his typical Arsenal spam.

look away Dave!

>>150034411
Celebrations are cringe. Should shake the hand of your team mates at most and then get back to playing football.

>Premier League CEO Richard Masters has apologised after being quizzed about Manchester City's 115 charges case. City were charged in February 2023 with 115 alleged breaches of top-flight financial rules and with failing to co-operate with the subsequent investigation.
>Former Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp joked he would hold a party if City are stripped of their titles for breaches of financial rules.
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/premier-league-chief-richard-masters-32172782

Have Spurs only signed Kudus? Bit grim innit

>>150034425
Celebrations aren't too bad in the context of a sport which blares out goal celebration music. For me that's the most tinpot display to be commonly seen in the game. Luckily most PL teams don't do it.

>>150034449
I can't think of many that do. I know Chelsea did but can't remember if they still do.

>>150034425
You weren't saying that when they were doing JLingz celebrations

>>150034463
Sorry for milly rocking!

>>150034460
Yeah I haven't heard one in a few years, I seem to recall a yo-yo club or two did do it.
I want to say West Brom? playing one out. That said it could be banned in the PL (makes sense for commercial reasons) and that I'm remembering a Carabao match.

>>150034501
KT looking like he's contemplating ending it all

half time music >> ft music >> prematch music >> POWER GAP >>> var screen music >>> POWER GAP >> goal music

>>150034531
He prefers white girls

>>150034323
>months later
>still can't cope

Perth Glory currently getting the Liverpool treatment from AC Milan

>>150033204
>>150033240
FINALLY!

>>150033427
>Just confirmed
This was reported 6 hours before indy talked about it.

>>150035138
Yeah I've been watching. Arsenal the better team in open play by far, Spurs better at corners. The goal was bullshit though, blatant foul that the referee somehow misses.

hes actually crying about the ref in a friendly

>>150035168
kek no it wasnt nice cope though

>Lightbulb man ALREADY ruined Gyokeres
>Refs ALREADY on a campaign against them
Bad times for the Assna

>>150035198
https://x.com/PolymarketFC/status/1950893548494053441?t=car-bO9LEr70WtY1Y9QuPQ&s=19

Literally stamps on the back of skellys foot

>>150035223
zero contact

>>150035223
trips over his own feet KEK

>>150035223
>stamps

kek

>>150035223
yeah wow how does he miss that foul

€95M for Ekitike might be the worst purchase of the summer. I watched him play and he's like Bambi on ice. Misses so many sitters.

AW trying to change the subject because arsenal are being shat on by spurs

>>150035332
I'd say you're exaggerating but I saw him against Yokohama and he looked terrible

.

>>150035332
if he couldnt make it in ligue 1 what did they expect

can someone post the INEOS ARE YOU MAD image again? i forgot to save it last time

Pre season does not matter. Remember when gabriel jesus was amazing in pre season for arsenal and nothing came of it

>>150035419
was highest owned fpl player of all time for about 5 weeks lol

>>150035430
volumes

>>150035332
>>150035365
I shall be calling him KEKitike from now on

Even Newcastle can't fail this slam dunk they've got me finding strikers for them baka

>>150035628
I get the feeling Newcastle will go for Kolo Muani or Ramos at PSG if they don't get Sesko, surprised these guys aren't mentioned more as options

>>150035640
they can take hojlund, he just got his mojo back

>>150035640
We will end up with Adam Armstrong on deadline day

just take Ivan Toney back it's just that simple

>>150035628
he's on ridiculous wages literally 3x isak

Its kinda insane how Liverpool are offering Isak 400K PER week

champions of hong kong, youll never sing that

>>150035628
Is this dude any good? He seemed to be one of the hottest names in terms of strikers a couple of years ago. Is he another Piatek?

>>150035628
Wont even need to change his kit

>>150035682
juve special innit. people need to know serie a only report net salary so that'll be at least 2,5x in the UK

>>150035684
I heard it was 500K

Mad that Newcastle have the richest owners on the planet and aren't allowed to do anything

>>150035628
>>150035640
It will be easier for them to get a striker once they sell Isak. Any incoming striker will want to be sure Isak is gone and they're the main man. It's in everybody's best interest that Poocastle sell Isak IMMEDIATELY

>just checked the reason why Juve kept giving their players stupid huge amount of salary because of this thing called Decreto Crescita which is basically a tax break for skilled workers (including foreign footballers) to pay taxes on just 50% of their incomes rather than the usual 100%.
>it got scrapped just last year so Vlahovic's wage (among many other of their high earners) became a big problem

>>150035682
Yeah that's crazy, I don't know italian sides paid like that,
I guess that's ruled out

>>150035332
Nicolas Jackson regen

>>150035716
they won the shots out of target contest

>>150035778
>because of this thing called Decreto Crescita

What do you guys think of the PL Summer Series being shown on Sky Sports PL? Do you think it would be a good idea PL could organize the entire friendly schedule for all its clubs, or at least 3 or 4 games, into say 5 different competitions of 4 and show all the games on the highlight channel?

>>150035846
Arsenal blowing dust off the deserve to win o meter ready for the new season

>>150035846
everyone is following the wrong stats (goals)

>>150035882
another trophy for Arteta
Unstoppable

Gyokeres vs. Tottenham

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots
1 touch

#14

https://x.com/CF_Compss/status/1950914817763733649?s=19

>>150035874
Summer series is PL marketing campaign

>>150035874
I do not care about friendlies and I do not watch any of them, they do not matter at all

>>150035890
>1 touch
did better than I thought

>>150035857
>loan
A one year loan without an option to buy would actually make sense because Bayern will desperately need a holding six again next year once Kompany gets fired for bottling another Champions league campaign with his mindless headless chicken tactics that make every defender look like an amateur

any updates on the saido berahino to tottenham situation?

>>150035890
fake stats I just watched that and a player kicked it against him twice

>>150035882
>in training

>>150035901
>tranime
kys srsly

>>150035907
holy shit, i just remembred he got a brother that was gunned down in france.
fucken hell it's crazy in the land of the frogs.

>>150035890
Refund status?

Where is donaruma going

Dealing with Havertz' running and duelling for 60 minutes only for Gyökeres to sprint at you like an insane person for the last 30 doesn't sound fun as a defender

>open random wikipedia article from some PL club from older seasons but not that old (like 5 seasons ago) to check its rosters back then
>checking where they are now
Josh King is playing in Arab now

le vibe guy

>>150035980
so Gyokeres has already been relegated to impact sub?

>>150035982
This unlikeable cunt had a handful of games in Portugal for the team that finished rock bottom

OHAYO

>>150036026
why are they wearing sunglasses at night?

>>150036014
it's even worse since Boavista are bankrupt so their relegation will be multi-level

Arsenal will lose to Manchester United opening day

>>150036083
you better hope so, you've been taking screenshots of yourself posting it five times a day

>>150036098
Take your meds, schizo.

>>150036058
So they can, so they can watch you weave and breathe your storylines.

>>150036109
you're caught lad handle it with some grace

he's right you know

>>150036200
squad looks promising but don't think i'll be able to watch it live legally for next season because the PL stream here is getting too steep and I don't feel like diving into piracy stream. i hope it's not just all talk.

spurs legend

>>150036200
We did it MANC bros! WARRA TROPHY!

>>150036373
honestly mental what's going on there

WELCOME TO NEWCASTLE
>Danny Ings
>DCL
>Michail Antonio
>Luuk de Jong
>Rhian Brewster
>Paco Alcacer
>Oli McBurnie

replacing one bad apple with another

>bournemouth's backline is being picked apart and their biggest signing so far is Chelsea's 4th choice GK
>brentford practically are losing everything, strikers, manager are all gone, even there's a news saying its academy director is being considered for Man United's academy director
>wolves adding literally no one while lost 2 of their best players from last season
>no one knows what fulham are doing atm
>recently promoted sides trying to get stronger but we know their luck has been pretty shite trying to survive despite millions already being poured

>>150036417
So I take it Newcastle fans will be condemning Wissa and screeching at him?

Oh its ok when they do it

>>150036481
should be a good relegation battle this year we might actually see someone stay up

>>150036481
Seems like a real opportunity for the promoted teams. Let’s not forget it was only in 22/23 when all 3 last stayed up (Fulham, Bournemouth and Forest). Before the last 2 seasons, the only time all 3 promoted sides had gone back down was in 97/98.

>>150036481
United will survive another relegation battle.

>>150036150
Meds

Its mad how Liverpool are fucking SHIT lmao

>>150036628
If they spent £500m like City then they would be unstoppable

SPUDS CHADS WIN AGAIN

>>150036402
One Oli McBurnie please

>>150036402
Rickie Lambert location?

>>150036750
Beetroot factory

>>150036682
Anon... I...

Roar

Man United gonna finish 2nd this season. The mother of all meme runs is coming.

>>150037038
how far does indy's reach go?

delusional
adjective
/dJˈluː.ʒən.əl/
believing things that are not true:
Delusional thinking is common in schizophrenia.

>>150029374
united could do the funniest thing rn

>>150037225
may i weigh in on this one?
schizoid delusions are more likely to be auditory rather than visual, the latter is more likely to be encountered with actual biological brain pathology, while auditory is leaned towards psychological disorders.
thats why schizophrenics usually complain about "hearing" things, rather than seeing things.

>>150036200
It's so funny watching united fans get excited after pre season friendlies every season

>>150037256
eh maybe but theres a large element of thinking you see something out of the corner of your eye and being paranoid
we all can experience this a little bit, you are half asleep and there is a small light somewhere or a shadow and your brain confuses things just out on the peripheries of your vision, its particularly common with children
for schizophrenics this can be a constant thing during an episode even when not tired and under normal lighting etc.

>>150037038
kys indy

>>150029179
>watching friendlies

Finally we have the GOAT new manager!!
https://www.espn.co.uk/football/match/_/gameId/634136/liverpool-manchester-united

>>150028533
checked but tom is correct. any player who isn't teetotal during the season and on a no tomato diet is a fraud and should be sold.

>>150037396
woke nonsense

holy

>>150037288
yea for sure but this is not excatly delusions, confusing lighting and vague shapes into real things is just confusion, while visual delusions are seeing actual things that are completely not there, i think alcoholics with B12 deficiency have some severe visual delusions sometimes, as in they see themselves talking to their old friend and having a prolonged discussion about football while they're sitting in the ER. fascinating stuff really...

>>150037518
>bluesky
nonce

>>150037518
>11 likes

Absolutely disgusting that United, Liverpool, City et al. can spend billions on overpriced shitters while Morecambe is going bust over a couple mil

>>150037566
Morecambe had retarded dodgy owners and its remarkable they managed to pass the football leagues stringent fit and proper person test

why yes i post bluesky screenshots
why yes im a yank
would you all like to discuss soccer with me

>>150037589
Better than the Canadian VPN who spend all day defending Liverpool being shit

>>150037566
Its not a charity. Maybe run the club well.

>>150037566
PSR will save them what are you worried about?

>>150037566
They're actually dead.

Whittingham will not sign this deal and he will be left with absolutely fuck all.

>>150037623
>>150037634
You're both complete fucking mongs.

>>150035760
>It will be easier for them to get a striker once they sell Isak.
Yeah I'm sure negotiations will be easy when everyone knows Newcastle have just made 150m

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOMMMM

>>150033442
Inb4 a bid of 69m+10m addons

>>150037717
>two midfielders
>one of them is hollywood pass bruno
/mug/bros, we will feast

>talkSHITE reporting Isak's agent is behind all the drama
What a shock

>>150037785
You wish faggot>>150037724

>>150037717
is donnaruma actually with united?
am confused

>>150037798
Saw that a couple of weeks ago when all of this started. It was all
>Isak says this and Isak says that
Then I read the article and it was literally just his agent putting words in his mouth to agitate for a move so he can get a multimillion pound fee for doing fuck all.
Jews really missed their calling in being football agents.

>>150035365
Keine Rückerstattung.

>>150037827
Yeah

>>150037717
4 points out of 15 start confirmed

>>150037827
He needs to be a special kind of moron to leave PSG right now.

>>150037827
allow me to refer you back to >>150037225

>>150037717
Ez finish above Liverpool

>>150037717
Yep. I'm thinking we're back.

Refs are definitely helping United next season.
So sad that we used to see refs help United to win cups and titles. Now it's to help them finish in the top half. So so sad.

>>150037849
He is called Dollaruma for a reason. His contract will expire at the end of this season and he probably want more money out of PSG despite his already huge wage.

>>150037919
They taking a year off helping liverpool?

>>150037938
Why would they help us? I'm not even a Liverpool fan but remember the match against Spurs when the correct call couldn't be given because too much time had passed?

>>150037955
>Why would they help us? I'm not even a Liverpool fan
hmm

>>150037931
Onana is already on £120k a week and he’s not going anywhere. Can’t afford to pay another guy £400k a week in addition.

>>150037931
United keeps getting in worse and worse financial position. I doubt they can pay him more than PSG.

>>150037955
>why would they help us? I'm not even a liverpool fan

>>150037955
>Why would they help us? I'm not even a Liverpool fan

Corrrr

>>150037955
Blown your cover there mate

Arteta remains a fraud

>>150038009
>United keeps getting in worse and worse financial position.
the opposite

>>150038320
but Jim said 3 months ago they were on the verge of insolvency if they didnt trim the catering budget

>>150038460
That was to make the new billion pound stadium more of a surprise for the masses

>>150038501
>the circus tent

>>150038460
And now we can spend 130m on two players and still be looking at signing more so it looks like anon was right

>took over a week for the FA to begrudgingly announce that Paqueta is innocent

get fucked you rats

>Newcastle are READY to match any financial offer Benjamin Šeško receives
Finally in their wheelhouse

>>150038460
Imagine taking a billionaire's word at face value. He fired all of those lunch ladies just because he can, not because he need to.

>>150038665
>>150038665
can he sue them or whatever?

Neom FC (Saudi league) might be looking to take Wissa from Brentford for a higher transfer fee than Newcastle.

>>150038856
saw some joke on twitter that neom FC is the sound a fast car makes as it goes by

>>150038665
He's still a bitch.

Sesko will 100% go to Man United

>>150038982
don't want 'im

shearea

>>150039101
law

>>150038831
hopefully both him and West Ham can, considering there was significant interest for a transfer from Man City at the start of this like 2 years ago and them dragging on a case they had 0 evidence for essentially removed that revenue stream for both parties

uhh....
bros?

>>150039545
>ball bounces off him twice
>still gets a 4

>1 app
>0 goals
the TICKER has begun....

>>150039545
>9
Kek that's not even his number.

>>150039649
friendly ya fucking moron

>>150039545
just wait till Man Utd get Sesko, kek

the romano self RT means its happening soon
palhinha to spurs on a loan has at least got to be an improvement right

I honestly think Gyokeres after a good season in the championship and another smashing bottom half portuguese teams he may be ready for the huge step up to the premier league. definitely an up and coming striker

>>150038501
>>150038588
>>150038798
surely Jim wouldnt just lie like that, all the customers told me he was telling the truth

>>150039763
its accountant tomfoolery.
EBITDA the club is rich
cash the club is skint
theres about 3 different companies that exist around the club for financial purposes

95 Million for Ekitike. Liverpool have truly had their pants pulled down.

>>150039783
>Slot's going to be gone by February and someone else is going to inherit this mess

>>150039783
>230m spent on bundesfrauds

>>150039763
he was

>>150037257
>Beat West Ham because Areola went full retard and gave them 2 goals
>Beat a bournemouth who've lost like 3/4 of their backline

scenes when Everton beat them

>>150039545
He’s shat himself on the pitch

>>150039803
>>150039817
What's the German refund policy?

I will enjoy watching Man U spunk £80m on Sesko who will most certainly flop HOWEVER I do want to see Hojlund do well he seems like a nice lad and enjoys English culture of getting drunk

>>150040019
>>150037840
>Keine Rückerstattung

Interesting how any time somebody posts about liverpool there's an instant post about another club.

They really can't hack criticism can they?

>>150040019
Man Utd are still on hold with Dortmund about Sancho

>>150040095
Kek

I heard Mamashartdavili is the new Karius?

>>150040101
You was instantly proven correct lmao

can we just let this anon string together 300 straight posts about Liverpool in peace?

its over for Slotto and the gang

guise, i feel bad. i put in the portguese super cup thread this comment and go ignored:

>portuguese super anything
LMAO

and got ignored. why did I not get replies for my hilarious putdown? :(

>>150038076
this cunt couldn't hack it in the SPFL

>>150040086
he's actually shitter than based our guy Hojulund

>>150039691
I like it, doubt he’s a nailed on starter but he gives a different profile for >us and I’m sure situationally Frank will be able to use him well. At the very least a sub to hang onto leads. Let’s Sarr or Bentancur play higher up at times so I’m not as bothered missing out on MGW. Only move we still absolutely need is a winger if Son moves on.

>>150040360
yeah well Gyokeres couldn't hack it in the Championship and he...um...well...actually...however..

get isak signed already

>>150040390
will never happen

we are so back lads

>>150040435
I'll never forget that play-off final they had: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYywGlQHCQs

>>150040367
still need a 9 too solanke and richarlison arent good enough
also another left back unless you want to rely on old man davies as a backup

>>150037717
14th place finish

>>150040435
i was talking with my wife yesterday and she was baffled that footballers only get like a month and a half off all year

>>150040610
Your wife might be retarded.

>>150040620
she's a woman, yes

>>150040610
when I'm with you're wife we don't do much talking, if you know what I'm saying ( I'm kidding sure she's a lovely woman)

>>150040481
Nah I think Solanke is good enough. Richy as a backup isn’t ideal but his mentality and squad effect is good. Son can play there still fine as well. Only worth getting a new striker if we move both. Left back is alright too, Udogie is first choice, Spence backup or Davies.

If the right players are available I’d love for us to make a move in those areas but by no means is it critical.

>>150040698
we don't sign our posts here

£60m upfront, the liverchads are NOT fucking about

>>150040860
Zero chance.

forgot about this guy wasn't he linked with some big clubs?

>>150040901
werent they asking something mad like 80m for him not long ago

>>150040707
Spence was really good today

>>150040860
>every other club: the transfer fee is £140
>liverpool: the transfer fee is £60, in phases

>>150040954
do like to see saka getting bullied

>>150040993
they are truly GODS amongst us mere mortal teams. it's HORRIFYING.

All memes aside, Chelsea probably got the best bang for their bucks in the transfer market this summer.

>>150041134
>bang for their bucks
Yes, we know Todd has sex with all his signings

>>150041163
ooo massa you makin me squirt

Ekitike's private Instagram has been apparently leaked, 2 of the followers listed are his public accounts

>>150041209
this is the profile picture. If you're lurking here Hugo show yourself so I can call you a fraud

>>150041209
>>150041222
lmao wtf

>>150041209
liverpool are not a chud approved club this is not going to work out

Spurs should get Lookman as the Son replacement. He’s English and HG and capable of playing a few different roles and positions like Son. Would be brilliant along with Kudus behind Solanke, they’d be in the goals while Solanke offers the big presence and work. Inter are fucking about with typical Italian bids of 40+their grandmothers focaccia recipe after 2 years, we’ve got the 60 mil from the MGW deal laying around, come in with 50 and get it done.
>>150040901
>>150040940
British youngster from a Championship team for a significant but not massive fee? Daniel Levy come on down, Tyler Dibbling welcome to the Jack Clarke/Archie Gray/Joe Rodon/Ryan /Djed Spence club
>>150040954
He’s a very good player. Dunno why he flopped the first few years but he’s figured it out. Wish Sessegnon had too but oh well

>>150040993
Is this why it takes Arsenal 6 months to pay a release clause?

Jlingz x Lamine x Rashy linked up

here we go (no greek mafia connections edition)

Imagine diving in a pre-season friendly. Lewis-Skelly really is a complete fucking embarrassment.

>>150032984
You do realise you can't post on 4chan with a VPN right?

Disgusting treatment of a forward who's done more for the club than alan shearer

>>150041294
Bentancur's legs breathe a sigh of relief

>>150041396
gonna be an awkward first few games of the season when he doesn't get the move to liverpool and has to slink back to newcastle from spain after dodging the preseason tour
the supporters will forget about the whole ordeal within a couple months if he's scoring

Remember when Liverpool legend Trent Alexander-Arnold fulfilled his contract and won everything with the club only to be given death threats when moving to a bigger club?

>>150041294
glad its not wharton for 100m at least

>>150041429
yeah it's funny that they were using his local lad status against him but they're more than happy to sell the likes of Tyler Morton to get Isak

>>150041447
>Tyler Morton
wool

my final table predictions are beginning to take shape, I'd still like to see what the rest of this transfer window brings, but I'll have it for you before the first kickoff as promised

>>150040348
Ignored

>>150041569
reminded me that I did this after seeing his post

>>150041569
i was very deliberately ignoring that comment to add to the humiliation

>>150041209
>>150041222
wtf KEK big if true

>>150041396
Not sure why Chelsea fans would do that

>>150041294
Good

>>150041209
This cannot be real kek

>>150041757
racist chuds are the new normal now even (especially) the brown ones

>>150040860
just get a loan and pay newcastle the full 150m

didn't realise John Murtough is now the DOF at Atalanta. that fee for Hojlund makes a bit more sense.

Mad to think we've watched Liverpool play second fiddle to City for so long and soon they won't be when Salah retires and stops carrying them

who won the premier league last season?

>>150042169
Dunno. I stopped watching after Big Zirk did his thing against Fulham on the opening night. I thought it was a foregone conclusion

>>150041209
Do you think he browses /a/

Man United are 34/1 to win the Premier League

Ez money

>>150035901
Yeah mate weve signed some dvd instead

How come Portugal gets to have a national team (Wolves) in the Premier League? Is it because of the English-Portuguese frenship? Can we get a national team too?

>>150043302
why don't you try getting a team in ISRAEL instead you fucking American pig!

>>150043302
we own half the clubs pick one

damn there are actually wolves in portugal
thought they would all be dead long ago like in england

Uma vez Flamengo
Sempre Flamengo
Flamengo sempre eu hei de ser

É meu maior prazer vê-lo brilhar
Seja na terra, seja no mar
Vencer, vencer, vencer

Uma vez Flamengo
Flamengo até morrer

>holding played for Palace

Completely forgot this was a thing

>>150044917
>even had to get loaned to a championship side because he had a falling out with Glasner
dude was still getting 20 games in his last season with Arsenal btw, what a hilarious move

>>150043642
I guess it's because Portugal industrialized later than most of Europe.

>>150041396
>hes not a rat for refusing to turn up for pre-season and training in a different country until he gets a move!
yes OK and your thoughts on Trent Alexander Arnold?

hype through the roof

>>150045733
Should have been 3pm

Why is nobody bidding for Son? Guy isn't finished and still has at least 2 productive years on him. If I was Man United or Man City I'd go for him (Haaland is still their only option up front)

>>150045789
City use Marmoush as a backup striker and if both are out, he'd use a midfielder as false 9. Also I do think Son is washed.

>>150045789
He’s done and he doesn’t want to play for another Prem team. America awaits.

>>150045911
>>150045925
It's sad he chose to spend his prime with the Sperms and got only one title to show.

>>150045939
only one?

>>150045960
I kneel

>>150045733
>no ‘JFT97’ badge
Abhorrent. Fuck em off now

>>150046056
>spending 95m on a 9 and giving him the number 22
The complete disrespect. You’ll Never Walk Alone….until someone better is on the market

>Xhaka to Sunderland confirmed
I rate it, bc Xhaka is a strongmind gigachad who wants to be a hero somewhere and iirc there's some deal with coaching so he can coach the youths to get carded every other game

>>150046073
If you make 'illsbreh jokes in the UK is it considered crass? Would I get beat up in a pub in some non-merseyside area if I made jokes about the 97?

>>150046056
>Frimpong 30
Should be 20

>>150046086
the 9 already already taken

>>150046086
9 is a cursed number. Eduardo and Ronaldo wore the 9 and got gruesome injuries. Never touching that number. 10 is the only respectable number even 7 is a meme.

>>150046116
Yes making jokes about people dying to blokes you've never met before is considered really weird. Do you have no social intelligence?

>>150040348
Simply no way to treat our greatest ally

>spend 100m on a new forward
>realise he’s shit
>cast him aside and spent 130m on Isak
The transfer geniuses at Liverpool

>>150046284
>From the scammers who sold you Kolo Muani, Haller and Jovic
Why do people still buy their strikers?

>Latest twist in David Rozman story. Ineos carer linked to doping doctor worked briefly at Manchester United last year.
Fuck me they were doping and still finished 15th HAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA

Liverpool's new number 7

Newcastle training ground

>>150041396
Scouser false flag

>>150046642
I don't get why players behave like this. I can understand wanting to leave for another club but do it with honor and for fuck sake don't sign 5+ year contracts. Bet on yourself on 2-3 year deals and leave as a free agent to whatever you want.

>>150046882
>I don't get why players behave like this

Because it always works

>>150046882
They want the move, but if they hand in a transfer request they lose the loyalty bonus in their contract.
Newcastle wouldn't agree to a 3 year deal when they'd signed him for 60m.

>>150046642
I will enjoy the Liverpudlian seethe when he does the exact same thing wanting that move to Real Madrid in 2 years

>giving your bundesfraud signing the number 7
Anonymount vibes

lel

Salah gave Luis Diaz a more thought out send off than Diogo Jota lmao

>>150047042
Surprised they haven't added him to 97

>>150047058
Dead can't read m8

>>150047042
Wait are they registering a dead player?

>>150047139
>>150047139
>>150047139