Thread 150035408

not a fan of connections and their gimmick today

>>150035424
truly the jets, capitals, golden knights and sharks of connections

Frank Lee I didn’t ask

It’s sad how no one believes I’m Japanese

>>150035461
if you want us to believe you badly then prove it

>>150035470
I can’t prove it no one believes me anyway

>>150035475
quickly chop a piece of wood in half with your hand and upload with timestamp and I will believe you

>>150035475
post about koreans

>>150035475
its not hard to take a photo in front of some japanese sign and timestamp it

i believe each and every marner post

Flames are a dynasty

Flames are a dynasty of marner.

>>150035521
more like die nasty

Flames are a

joke

I thought I was gonna have a quick Marner, but it turned out to be a 30 minute session on the Tavares. The initial Marner was huge and kinda loose, then I sat and pushed for 25+ minutes. At least the wiping was quick.

>>150035475
Post a picture of your strong zero

This is about wrapped up now.

>>150035662
come and take it then fat boy

>>150035662
Cope we only want everything west of Winnipeg

>>150035461
You shouldn't have blown your gimmick with your first post

Forgot what I was gonna say

wordle in six

*ssssssiiiiiiiiiiips*
go flames go

>>150035673
It's over, Samir.

>>150035744
4 for me today

>>150035876
_/_/_/_/_/

>>150036118
Maybe tomorrow it will come back :)

>>150035876
same but pulled it out of my ass. Anyway I'm on hold with nyt customer service over their gimmicked connections

>>150036151
Grok told me this is extremely unlikely

faggy OP for a faggy general

>>150035853
>>150036171
samefag and all time shit gimmick

nobody fucking wants to talk about your faggy namefags

buffalo got their man

>>150036352
French Hebrew name a more iconic duo

>>150036118
There's Belarus hockey on now, pre seasosn stuff, and friendlys all morning long
https://youtu.be/sWiRvB0-aPU

wow raped faggot, samir and fumes posting. im out

don't worry, the good poster has arrived. me.

milk truck has arrive

I am Japanese

>>150036722
SAUCE and yes I approve

>>150036779
>-ish

day #48 of "Jason Robertson and Marco Rossi will be traded"

The most mushy mid of mediocre rosters that 500M dollars can buy

I'm not Japanese

i am a bud who will 1 for /hoc/'s honor
i'll be the hero who rapes trb
we'll post forever
knowing together
that we did it all for the glory of 1

>Mitch Marner on LTIR
Imagine it...

>>150036226
name a gayer sport than hockey (you can't)

>>150036960
>>150036970
yeah?

>>150036970

every woman's league, especially ape'oop
and soccer, damnit

You now remember Nail Yakupov.

>>150036226
True there are too many wrestlefags who post here

summerslam is in two sleeps btw :)

>>150037027
solid reminder
t. big 4 ppv watching chad

>>150037027
>wrestling
time to grow up friend

>>150037027
it's the biggest party of the summer

I got your summerslam right here for ya

>>150037116
imagine saying that, in this mouthbreathing, stick your fingers up your ass and smelling it then fall over giggling at yourself thread

>>150037151
Yea thats how cringe wrestling is

>>150037151
Yeah the marnerpacker club is two threads down

>>150037240
I look like that

>>150037249
Give a Canadian team the cup Gary-san.

What have been the biggest shifts in perception/narrative that you've seen?

Washington failed many, many times (usually to Pittsburgh) until they finally beat Pittsburgh and went all the way. It's funny because the year they won, it came out of nowhere. People expected them win at least 3-4 years before that.

St Louis always seemed like they could win it all. I don't think anyone in 18-19 expected them to go all the way. At that point, I thought their best years were behind them.

I thought Colorado was going to be a dynasty. They still won the cup though.

Kessel was thought of a guy that couldn't get it done before he got to Pittsburgh. "One dimensional goal scorer".

Holtby and the rest of the Caps core were also seen as chokers.

Hall was up there at one point as a star, then he missed a bunch of games

Huberdeau went from a star to what he is in Calgary.

>>150037274
Ok, but they're all shit teams for retards.

>>150037116
*hits you with a stunner*

>>150037322

* activates magnets *

BELIEVE ALL LYING SLUTS!!!

*screeching noises*

>>150037116
it's not just that but wwe died with the attitude era
have you tried watching the new stuff? it's shit

>>150037379
Look at the schnoz on this one. Never would have guessed!

Guess I figured that with the cap about to increase, this would be the Summer Of Lots And Lots Of Trades .... but of course it hasn't turned out that way at all...
>On a related note, Kelly McCrimmon must be going through withdrawal right now from not having done a trade in over 26 days.
>Zac Whitecloud be afraid. Be very afraid.

>>150037509
Please fucking kill yourself

>>150037379
she raped those boys tho 4 real

mvp

>>150037379
why did she wait like SEVEN YEARS to do it?

>>150037638
tried to get away with it in broad daylight and a courtroom no less
shameful

>>150037647
cold-blooded precision often takes time

>>150037413
That's Zach Hyman, anon.

>>150037641
leafy faw down go boom boom

Logan Nelson Becomes First Player in Greensboro Gargoyles History...
>Looking at his ECHL numbers I can't believe he hasn't played a single AHL game, desu

please fucking kys raped faggot holy shit

monitor on bozo

It’s up
https://youtu.be/fHqybtH6OPs?feature=shared

>>150037647
Some woman dressed like a pilgrim and calling herself the crown said there was to be a criminal proceeding

>>150037879
the nerve

Today is malkins birthday (:

>tbg actually talks about hockey for once
>he immediately gets attacked unprovoked
Sad. Y'all need to be bettter.

>>150038011
no he fucking sucks at talking about hockey.

>>150038017
So does Stephen but nobody attacks him for his hockey opinions.

>>150038030
Namefag namefag namefag

thats all this retarded place is

>>150038036
Yet you continue to come here everyday. You must love it.

>>150038036
problem, troon?

>>150038030
where do you just like my islanders came from newfag

The storm is brewing for a category 9 meltdown

>>150038167
good morning saaaaaar

Bros, I made it! Where the fuck are you guys? This place is filling up!!!

The earth is moving for a magnitude 9 shakedown

>>150038347
Nobody goes there. Too crowded.

Devlels and Hasb will crash in the EC. Cap this.

>>150038347
The tard room!

In the WC, Soilers and Mild crash. Cap this too.

>>150038416
You're just jealous that I have my flames and my flames have me

>>150038347
What's the address (on Planet Retard)?

>>150038611
It's at the end of cul de sack on Chris street

>>150038611
look outside and you tell me

>>150038648
612 Wharf Avenue
>right next to gentleman's club...

>>150035521
At gifting teams Stanley cups

>>150038786
Just like my Islanders

>>150038347
where is this
did you talk to the girl

>>150038804
Calgary airport
She talked to me

>>150038822
ya get feet pics?

>>150038901
She got mine

Lady Byng is the most underrated award in sports.

>>150038415
Habs need to make playoffs for that to happen. I doubt we'll see the same lack of competition for WC2 we've seen this past season.

Aleksander Barkov is a 3-time Selke finalist and a 3-time Lady Byng finalist. He plays the right way.

I'm sorry I can't get a visa for Planet Retard my IQ isn't sub-60. You guise all go ahead. Be careful. Don't forget to breathe.

>>150038987
4-time Selke finalist

>>150038822
what did she say

Sniper - Two-Way - Playmaker
Sniper - Power Forward - Playmaker
Two-Way - Two-Way - Playmaker
Grinder - Grinder - Grinder

This is how you win

>wordle in 5
kwab

Watched a YT documentary about Oklahoma last night. I forget that large parts of this continent are just unlivable.

connections ez desu

IM HANGING OUT AT THE FLAMES GRILL AT THE AIRPORT AND THEN THIS WIERDO STARTED TAKING PICTURES OF ME AND THEN THE CREEP TRIED TO TALK TO ME AND IT MADE ME FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

>>150039196
kwab go flames

>>150039261
kwab gotta love the game

Anders Lee - Tage Thompson - Michael McCarron
Dmitri Voronkov - Quentin Byfield - Anthony Mantha
Juraj Slafkovsky - Alexei Protas - Jordan Greenway
Austin Watson - Nick Paul - Matt Rempe

Victor Hedman - Erik Cernak
Jamie Oleksiak - Brent Burns
Nikita Zadorov - Tyler Myers

>>150039082
I'd rather have 12 grinders

grok, when is the last time that /hoc/ had a post that ended in 1993?

MACHO MAN - HULK HOGAN - ANDRE THE GIANT
JOHN CENA - STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - THE ROCK
OWEN HART - BRETT HART - BRITISH BULLDOG
EDDIE GUERARO - CHRIS JERICHO - REY MYSTERIO

>>150039435
*drops gloves*

>>150039435
*drops marner*

>>150039435
All marner

The Rock has been in shit movies but in the wrestling business he was better than Austin

>>150039435
it's Bret not Brett

>>150039477
2true. it's a shame he can't play the role today without winking and breaking character every few seconds

>>150038347
>flames grill
>no flames or grill in sight

>>150039082
what is sam bennett considered here?

>>150039435
>triple h forgotten

Goy - Goy - Goy
Goy - Goy - Goy
Goy - Goy - Goy
Goy - Goy - Goy
Goy, Goy

Goy - Goy
Goy - Goy
Goy - Goy
Goy

Goy
Goy

>>150039551
Destroyer of laffs.

>>150039583
he destroyed edmonton too

>>150039605
just like my islanders in 1983

BIG DAVE FROM THE TOP ROPE

>>150039657
dad was in diapers

>>150039674
18+ website bucko

>>150039725
anon...

FOR ME ITS MARK HENRYS FAKE RETIRMENT SPEECH

givenchy nigga god bless you

>>150038347
This pink haired server mentioned in many of the bad reviews is a menace to Flames fans.

>>150039728
Elias had a good one in toronto it was dimes
>>150039745
dimes

wrestlegays and flametards OUT

>>150039745
based salmon jacket chad
>>150039769
it's wrestlechads

/toy/? more like /goy/

umm I thought this was /hoc/ on /sp/
not /mandrama/ on /pw/

>>150039769
Good post

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Panther Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
South Florida
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Panther Club
Pink Panther Club

>>150039837
Good post

Hearing the DRW are in talks with FLO. A player like Sam Bennett a Steve Yzerman type player. Wondering if a Niko Mikkola or an Eetu Luostarinen may be available as well. These are the players you win with. Your Kulikovs, your Ekblads, etc.

>>150039895
hearing you're a fag and should stop posting

>>150039921
unlock it bud

>>150039895
What about your Dummys and your marnerjeets and your Reevesies?

Im gonna be retarded at the
4chan hockey thread

>>150039728
Canadians have no class. That's why they can kiss the people's ass

I’m at the hockey thread
I’m at the retard store
I’m at the combination hockey thread retard store

I’m hearing Calgary just picked up Verlander

>>150039921
just like my oilers

>>150039769
I'm a Flamechad :)

took a shower about to head to work :(

>>150040099
>about to go to work
Anon it’s almost 5pm on the east coast

>>150039985
>9

>>150040099
We'll miss you. Don't work too hard fren

>>150040123
cell phone stores don't manage themselves :(
>>150040158
ty bro

ive never seen a white person working in a cellphone store now that i think about it

>>150040177
>working in retail in the the current year

grim

I've never been to a cellphone store

>>150040224
Copey works at an AT&T at the mall

Last time I was in the cell phone store was probably like 2016

I thought it was funny when Gary was handing out the Cup this year he said something like "it's almost impossible to win back-to-back Cups". Meanwhile 43% of all Cups and 6 of the last 10 Cups were back-to-backs.
>That man just says words.
>We still love him, though!

>>150040420
Gary's a silly, lovable guy

>>150035408 (OP)
Chaim Foxenbergstein is a bad player who doesn't belong on the US olympic team and I will boo him if he is there

I thought cell phone stores were the kind of place the Mafia ended up

>>150040420
Haha funny .gif file you posted! It’s kinda like an ejaculating penis haha

>>150040683
Get your mind out of the gutter

>>150039435
THIS IS AWE-SUM
*clap clap clapclapclap*

I think the extragalactic comet may be delivering a new gary to our planet with the mission to grow the game to undreamed of heights.

Cooking some chicken desu it’ll be ready in about 15 minutes desu

>>150040918
I'll take all the Gary's we can get

had beefaroni for supper

>>150041327
Absolutely fucking grim

>>150041327
you'll be having a marneroni for breakfast tomorrow tho

I’ve always heard dinner referred to as supper by the geriatric people in my family

>>150041327
Gonna have a marneroni in the morning desu

>>150041327
got invited to the outback I had baked potato soup and a steak with black teenager waite

>>150041349
>>150041357
>>150041378
m a r n e r m a n i a

>>150041385
sounds like a lovely evening

my ex gf had ibs and would marner for hours upon hours

>>150041297
How are you cooking it? What sides?

>you’re not a real Japanese
>you’ll never meet Noel

Hoc btfo

>>150041428
why does seemingly every woman have some crazy health problem like this
why are they all broken

>>150040918
I hope it lands on Gary’s big stupid forehead

>>150041484
birth control

>>150041428
>>150041484
>oh sorry anon I have fibromyalgia
>oh sorry anon I have multiple sclerosis
>oh sorry anon I have migraines
>oh sorry anon I have PCOS
>oh sorry anon my joint tendons are all weak as fuck
>oh sorry anon I have a leaky bladder
>oh sorry anon my genetic screening says I have a high cancer risk
>oh sorry anon my hair is falling out
like what the fuck
why are they all so fragile

>>150041571
>>150041484
every girl I’ve met does have some weird heath condition


I think it’s because girls go to the doctor all the time for their lady parts health

I knew a girl who had to wear a cpap machine at night KWAB

>>150041625
big gal no doubt

>>150041484
they manifest their health through their thought. I haven't been sick in 8 years.

happy bud1201

the boys are back in town
>the boys are back in town
the boys are back in town
>the boys are back in town

>>150041639
She was a little chubby desu. She had that disease where she could stop breathing at night though.

I never got Covid

>>150041697
my condolences to your mother

the bud is back in 1
>the bud is back in 1
the bud is back in 1
>the bud is back in 1

given that this is a timmies in canada, I would bet that whoever he met at the drive thru window had no idea what the cup was and was probably just confused there was a man in the back of the pickup truck

>>150041709
I'm pretty sure I had it for a couple of days in late december of 2019.

>>150041438
I cooked it in the air fryer, it was seasoned with Cajun seasoning and for a side I had a tremendous amount of broccoli.

Marner tomorrow is going to be outrageous.

finna watch the matrix bro's saving smackdown for later

>>150041738
Which one

>>150041744
first one desu

the matrix is for homos desu senpai

>>150041738
smackdown is tomorrow, silly

>>150041784
worked

>>150041753
Have fun pal its a doozy

>>150041808
thanks bro I've seen it a good amount of times just been awhile

>>150041892
dang I didn't know he was that short

can a bud get a 1 around here

>>150041571
My wife had fibromyalgia a couple of years ago. I asked her how she knew when she never saw a doctor about it. She hasn't had it 6 years.

My local whl team has been gutted due to the ncaa

Kind of sucks actually

>>150041968
You should join the Frost bandwagon

now americans are going to see the overrated shit the chl produces with their own eyes

>>150041943
>fibromyalgia
that shit is genetic and almost untestable but symptoms are usually very common. most of the time the females have it and rare for males to get it

>mfw I have fibromyalgia as a male and it took almost a decade for doctor is recognize and believe me

you learn to live with it but sometimes it feels awful.

>>150042007
fibrobros…

I know somebody whose mom had fibromyalgia so bad that she went through with MAID.

>>150042036
sometimes it feels better than picrel...

bedard can by my maid if he wants to be

bud + 1 = trb

>>150042088
>he

>>150042075
That's sad :(

>>150042088
he's a teen boy. he doesn't know how to clean

>>150035475
post ramen

name the team without googling

eating leftover bowling alley pidser for lunch

>>150042344
maritime alpines of nevada

>>150042346
based

>>150042346
How'd ya do anon? Get a good score?

>>150042344
Marner's Alpine Marners

Not enough knick talk on hoc

>>150042346
Yum! My local bowling alley has GREAT pizza

>>150042316
>teen boy
nope my bedard is a grown man

>>150042376
I came in last in the 70s. I got a couple of strikes and a couple of gutter balls. One of my middle aged coworkers ended in the 100s

sirs?

>>150042391
he's still very much a twink. I wonder if he even has back hair

R

>>150041709
my 70 something dad had it so we had to quarantine for 2 weeks

>>150041733
no boston cream for him

>>150041709
Thats not good lil bro

russian sniper - leaf center - frog winger
leaf winger - leaf center - swedish winger
ncaa manlet - finnish 2 way center - czechia winger
leaf winger - veteran leaf player - leaf prospect


leaf defender - swedish defender
leaf defender - swedish defender
leaf defender - ncaa defender

russian goaltender
leaf goaltender

>>150042732
perfect except two russian goalies and switch a swedish defender for a finn (i know it sounds crazy)

>>150042732
we don't call it czechia here we don't bow to globohomo here

>>150042687
:(

Gary

My friends can't give me respiratory diseases, and if this is the solemn march toward progress, then it's rather quiet, as I can honestly attest
>>150042970
and how!!

>>150042982
the sound that played after bud pulled out of trb

>>150043006
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150043006
that explains why the nhl still showcases russians

Went to the grocery store to buy a 99 cent bottle of powerade and ended up caving and buying a 6 pack of that blue/red gatorade mix some people were talking about the other day. I also got the last bottle of strawberry lemonade flavor powerade.

>>150043137
>a 99 cent bottle of powerade
how are things in 2007?

>>150043175
It's the 710ml size too.

i cant believe there are anons itt who believe a guy having daily xitter melties about russia is a better goaler than patty wah

>>150043208
>ml
you could be telling me literally anything right now

>>150043236
/hoc/'s champion has daily xitter melties about virtual sock puppets. we look past that stuff

>>150043237
thirdworlders don't have ways to measure anything so they make up units of measures on the fly

>>150043237
24 fluid ounces you fat shit, the tall bottles

>>150043237
It's a shot short of a 5th

canada = good at hockey
usa = good at eating

>>150043417
we've all seen the pics of EM, sad

*drinks water*

>>150037240
kawaii!

Edmonton Oil Kings Welcome Former Oilers Captain Jason Smith as Head Coach
>That's cool, there were times the last couple of seasons I was like, we really could use a Jason Smith in the D core
>I remember this guy could eat pucks for dinner

the flames could have been closing in on dynasty status by now if they didnt humiliate all their star players with that brokeback mountain faggot shit.

Takagi?

>>150043625
No they couldn't because they're not "lucky" enough. You need incredible "luck" to even come close to the cup in this league.

>>150043417

1993

>>150043538
>go to the grocery store
>they are all out of store brand water
>they usually have skids and skids of store brand water
>it's just gone
>as a result all the other water brands are gone too
>have to buy a case of something called eska
>it comes from a spring in quebec
I've got a bottle in the freezer chilling right now. Better now taste like feet.

>>150043843
what if it tastes like a beautiful woman's feet?

>>150043700

> t. Samir on vpn

>>150043861
It's french hopefully there's no hair in it

>>150043417
Alright show us your most recent Stanley Cup

>>150043404
I'm a teetotaler

damn this purple gatorade good

>>150043979
here's 10

How bad will the laffs be this year ?

Every time I have to deal with workplace infighting I think of the back-to-back Walter Cup champion Minnesota Frost and resolve myself to do more of it

>>150043883
Off your meds again Cleetus?

>>150044093
fierce grape is the Ultimate Thirst Quencher

>>150044172
will they 3pete

>>150044105
10 what?

>>150044239
stanely cup winners who are canadian. you are making this about nationality vs nationality, are you not? because if so it's clear that you have lost bitch. if not, then idgaf and carry on dude.

>>150044261
lol the cope

>>150044209
Took a 1/2 hour to come up with this, Samir?

We make this joke. But they really cry like this.
Look at this >>150044261
It's fucking hilarious

>>150044232
We will :)

when will marchand be bringing the stan lee to a dunkins in boston?

>>150044290
>>150044270
well what is it then. is it a country vs country thing or

>>150044323
LOL and he's still crying

>>150044333
ah so you are making it about nationality. so I ask you this: which nationality wins the stanley cup the most on a player-by-player basis?

WTF A GARY BETTMAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>150044162
Everyone in this video is Indian

Samir seething hard and multi-flagged.

>>150043668
takagi-san

lorde of the rockies

>>150044481
why do you post like a federal agent trying to fit in

>>150044359
>winning anything at an international level

>>150044598
lmfao, xhe can only win when it isn't best on best

>>150044537
Can anybody translate this faggot's post into english?

>>150044612
there's that delicious cope

It's the same spergout. Everytime. I hate you both.

Can we all just have a nice purple gatorade and chill please

>>150044618
made sense to me glowie

>>150044439
Are you really still crying dude? Sorry I left for awhile i thought you'd get over it

>>150044622
>it's cope to say that the usa doesn't ever ever ever ever ever win when they are up against the best players, but they can win when it's up against a motley crew of vagabonds

>>150044618
>t.

>>150044660
wow that's a lotta cope too bad i'm not readin' it kwab 1993

>>150044646
USA players by and large don't win the Stanley Cup as often as Canadian ones do. How is this so hard for you to understand?

>>150044637
You made both posts, Samir.

>>150044681
USA teams by and large win the Stanley Cup far more often as Canadian ones do. How is this so hard for you to understand?

>>150044686
i (the real samir) havent made a post all day. tongue my anus glowie.

>>150044712
You seem upset, Samir.

>>150044709
>American teams have won 56 Stanley Cups, while Canadian teams have won 43. This means that approximately 56.6% of all Stanley Cups have been won by teams from the United States
It's not that bad.

>>150044709
Yes they do because there are more teams south of the border than there are north of it. But the players who do the actual winning of the Cup are far more often than not Canadians. So I think you're just a retard who is trying to twist it into a win for the USA when in reality it's a self-own.

>>150044736
Fair 'nuff. Now let's check over the last 30 years. How 'bout in the current salary cap era?
>>150044737
Yes they do
Glad we agree

gary has his secret agents itt rn omg

>>150044760
why do you talk like a 'aggot

>>150044740
>call the penalty

>>150044736
My original six-era ragsies :(

>>150044760
Yes they do win more, but the players who do most of the winning are not Americans. So you trying to say that America is better at hockey than Canada is just you being a complete fucking retard.

>>150044760
>the >rags being complete failures for decades doesnt count because it doesnt okay???
holy fucking cope glowie

>>150044761
Gary's Secretary had all the interns report for duty in uniform at 5 AM sharp at the NHL HQ this morning
>cause she's a hard ass

jen?

>>150044769
They would drag random journeyman hockey players out there, change their names, and tell all their fans they were Italian or Jewish. Even the Coyotes didn't do this, though I'm sure they thought about it

>>150044763
Just trying to speak your language. Why are you mad about that?
>>150044779
>Yes they win more
Again anon, we are in agreement. Why are you mad about that?
>>150044781
>rags

>>150044763

>You need to relax, Samir. C'mere, baby.

>>150044802
Canada > USA hockey, you're a retard if you don't understand this. All replies to the contrary are pathetic attempts at deflection and all who read them will know as such. Now make your stupid reply, so we can be done with this. Or don't bitch

>>150044829
>Canada < USA hockey
ftfy, you should probably read the reply chain where anon admitted that twice

shut up and hit this shit, Maplestahn
>yah big stuck up cunt you

>>150044829

>Samir, you have to cross the border to come visit me now.

>>150044802
that you for some reason think that the era from the 50s-90s (the >rags worst decade in recorded history) doesnt count.

>>150044951
>rags

>>150044951

Would that be anything like 70 years of your laffs being shit, Samir?

hamilton islanders

>Come to /hoc/
>Canadians crying about how they can't win a cup
Yup. Just anotha day

Why does Quebec have so many cults from there? Anthill kids, order of the solar temple, rael. The fuck?

>>150045014
10 Canadians won the cup last cup run though? How many Americans won the cup?

>>150045069
eat a maple syrup drizzled piece of shit you yamering fuckass

>>150045069
340 million

TIME FOR A NEW SPORT SAMIR

>>150045069
He is still crying

>>150045093
why would you assume it's a he/him? it sounds neutered

>>150045081
>>150045085
>>150045093
still deflecting the fact that americans are shit when it comes to actually winning the cup

>>150045103
True true with these weirdo canadians you can never be too sure

>>150045111
Then why do they keep winning?

>>150045117
most of the players on all of those teams are canadian

>>150045069
Canada didn’t win last year

>>150045149
So your point is that canadian players cuck themselves to help America win Stanley Cups?

Americans have a really big identity crisis when it comes to hockey. They really can't take not being the number 1, or 2 or even 3.

>>150045163
That's been his entire argument, yes. Or maybe it that canadian players realize that playing for a canadian team means they will never win. Or maybe that canadian teams are shit and run by retards. Probably all 3.

>>150045170
We are number 1 though we keep winning

>We are number 1 though
Yeah at having money, but hockey is more than money. It's talent, culture, love for the game. All of which America struggles with.

US is above UK and bellow Slovakia

>>150045190
>Yeah at having money
Good point we are better than you

>>150045191
The slovakian hockey league has more rapists than the nhl somehow

>>150045190
Obesity in the USA must fuck up these numbers so bad

>>150045196
>it's a Maga cult member
No surprises there

>>150045205
How many things do you cry about?

every single year there are more canadians who take the cup home than there are americans that do. let that sink in.

>>150045213
every single year America wins the Stanley Cup.
Let that sink in.

>>150045219
that doesn't make any sense because it isn't an international tournament

>>150045231
You wouldn't understand winning the Stanley Cup anyway

will it ever be hockey again

>>150045213
Canadians and Yankees stay coping.

>>150045232
it's not an international tournament. my team could be any team so once again you are wrong and also retarded

>>150045205
They really are among the worst and lowest IQ people on the planet, aren't they?

>>150045245
>it's not an international tournament.
No. It's the Stanley Cup. You wouldn't get it.

>>150045254
still retarded, you are. or autistic

>>150045276
And you are still cupless

>>150045301
more canadians won the cup last playoffs than americans tho. so you are still wrong retard

houmenta /hoc/, hope tomorrow is better

>>150045305
Where exactly is the team that won the cup located?

>>150045305
holy fuck it's still coping this way LOL

>>150045310
that doesn't matter because your current gps location doesn't help you win more than the national makeup of your team. and since most teams who win the cup are mostly made of up canadians, that means canada > usa you retard

>>150045305
this is like bragging about how your wife has more sex than my wife does, except that your wife is having all of that sex by fucking other men

>>150045333
>because your current gps location doesn't help you win more than the national makeup of your team
lmao see >>150045117

>start shitting on the >rags
>muh samir boogeyman
glowies trying so hard

>>150045339
the players on those teams are mostly made up of canadians though. you keep on getting it wrong you moron

>>150045355
Do you enjoy repeating yourself like a retard?

>>150045355
sure thing goyim

>>150045362
our planet our culture love it or leave it

Canadians will never know this feeling

how do we tell gareth that his new batch of interns are embarrassing the league?

>>150045369
It's more of a canadian culture thing actually. Did you check your flag lately?

>>150045375
the national makeup of most of those players is canadian though. so you're incorrect again

why doesnt it surprise me knowing that the anons who cheered for the tel aviv panthers would also try to convince /hoc/ the >rags failures for decades doesnt count lol

>>150045405
Okay name which ones and maybe I'll believe you

>>150045414
>>150044105

>>150045431
Can you not name them?

technically, everyone is Canadian, and therefore... yeah...

>>150045436
well if you simply read each name that is beside the canadian flag you would know

>>150045454
So you can't name them? So you don't actually know?

>>150045456
Huh?? What you mean?

i mean its one thing to share a board with some freak that things sean higgins is a national hero, but now we have troons here trying to dismiss the >rags complete and utter failure. its just too much.

>>150045456
are you stupid?
other americans in chat, you see how dumb this guy is making you all look?

>>150045468
Atleast I can win Stanley Cups

>>150045474
you don't win anything though

>>150045468
Yeah. As retarded as you are for talking to him. You're both embarrassing this general.

>>150045474
say that to brad marchand and see what he thinks. scared pussy.

>>150045481
well I appreciate your honesty ameribro

drop the fucking puck?

>>150045491
stfu retard

has ol donnie made any progress on ending dei yet? how much fucking longer do we have to keep hearing leah hextall yammering on about a sport shes never played.

>>150045524
retard

>>150045481
oh sup glowie still not getting our culture or jokes

my name's buck and I like to pardy

>>150045584
hey buck

>>150045654
fraudsky would not have scored 1/4 of the points that he did were he to play in the modern league.

y-you guys still coming...?

new afi sounds like sisters of mercy. better than anything from the last album or two desu.

>>150045676
already bought the season ticket for the autist room.

>>150039048
She started a go flames go chant at gate b47!

watchin cody's hot ones episode bros'

>>150045676
are you tom hanks from that airport movie?

>>150045689
you're house?

>>150045748
No I just live in the airport. Best place to watch Flames games. Only 67 more days :)

>>150045676
why are canadians too dumb to post pictures rightside up?

>>150045774
You live in the airport? Like the Iranian guy who did for years and they made a movie about?

>>150045785
Why are americas too stupid to code a website that doesn't flip images

>>150045792
Yah that guy was inspired by me and my flames

>>150045802
No the shah fell and the Islamic regime wouldn’t let him back in

>>150045676
So.. are you gonna flip it around or are you too dumb to know how?

>>150045815
Doesn't change the fact that he was flameschad

imagine being as upset as samir every fucking day kek

>>150045816
I just tilted my head a bit and got the gist of what was going on

>>150045816
Both

Flames fans ARE Chad's #dealwithit

Flameschad is a tautology

>>150045848
flames kinda suck as a team

>>150045816
hello newfag

>>150045892
You can make it not flip by taking a screenshot of it fren

>>150045910
he's probably not smart enough for that

>>150045891
Gotta be a chad to stick by this dumbpster fire

>>150045910
>exposing the business
we don't do that here

>>150045910
why would i go through those extra steps to help you out when youve never helped me out before?

>>150045927
Marner

>>150045926
or just mentally retarded

>>150045930
we don't call those that here either!!!! and you know it!!!!!!!!

>>150045928
Because back in junior high I took the blame after the ripped a fat gary in phys ed. You owe me.

>>150045935
What's the différence?

whoa to you Pharisees

Could the next thread be flames themed please in honour of my flames? I feel this thread was needlessly antagonistic towards our flames. If you think about it: your flames are the protagonists of the NHL and thus deserving of respect.

>>150046027
agree with that to be honest would also hope the glowie will let us enjoy it alone

colour
flavour
neighbour
...

>>150046046
Retarud

>>150046046
theatre
centre

>>150035673
Unironically your government's mishandling of the Chink and Jeet issue is becoming a security risk for us.
But we like the rest of you. The Anglo, French, and Redskin Canadians are our beloved brothers and sisters.