SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to watch pre-season friendlies, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of coffee, don't visit Edinburgh during August, believe in Scottish talents and stay Ninja Gaidenpilled

negru

>he rates pre-season friendlies

No mercato
No preseason friendlies
No rumors

Pre-season friendlies are made of the same stuff as dreams, Cutrone can score a hattrick against Bayern Munich in preseason friendlies

Mr. Grimolli how many signings for this mercatto?

>>150037431
Funny how far generative-AI has come in 2 years. These two images used the exact same prompt btw.

>A watercolor painting of an artsy Scottish woman with a fair complexion and brunette, neck-length wavy hair. She has a thoughtful, creative expression, and is wearing a black and white Juventus football shirt. The background is soft and abstract, with hints of cool blues and greens to complement the subject.

>>150037466
Conceicao is like a new signing kek

Brb organising more preseason friendlies so I can score too

>>150037466
Djalo will be like a new signing

>>150037466
Bremer and Cabal will be like new signings

>Cuadrado to Pisa

why would gomo sell strefezza?

Don't even have to reverse search that to know that's something Adamo would post kek

>>150037513
They have Kuhn and Addai (who is a beast btw) now

Kuhn Aguero
Lele Addai

>>150037513
they have like 40 players under contract either way

Kun Agunegro

>Napoli, Atletico Madrid has a €25 million offer plus €5 million in bonuses ready for Raspadori,

What's the appeal of raspardeschi, a striker who doesn't score goals?

>Merdewinter not starting in the first semi serious pre season friendly
come on Marotta do the needful

Just woke up anyways inter have pulled out of leoni ass he’s now close to juve
Ribeiro lille defender have agreed to join al nassr he was on juve and milan list + chiesa close to napoli

I tapped the wire,
But I didn't bribe no referee, oh, no, oh

>>150037710
It's Simeone, he's built his entire gimmick on non scoring strikers no matter how tall and giganigga they are
He's the kind of FM retard that would employ pressing forwards without second strikers

>Damien #Comolli: “The new sporting director will arrive between September and October”.
Just in time

>>150038073
Does the sporting director know?

>>150038073
Black Friday is important for the club's bricofe- I mean transfer policy after all

>>150038073
couldn't they have chosen for him a faster means of transport than the nautilus?

>>150037513
because olympiacos made them an offer they couldn't refuse

>>150038066
what? the beta or something?

>>150038348
gameplay trailer

>>150038348
Multiplayer reveal from a gorillion content creators that were invited to come and play it.

Bluds really are wearing caps indoors, why are americans like this

Mate we need the raw footage first

lispy swedes

PLAP

Classes :)

Is that a heckin womanerino??!?!

>>150038073
guys it’s Pietro Accardi

Woa, did she get bombed irl?!

basta con le donne

>>150038592
it’s between him and benfica’s

More maps than Inter conceded goals in the UEFA CL 24/25 CL

>>150038073
jej

Twinkazzo-approved storymode

Multiplayer (pronounced swedishly)

"We love this game" mentioned

>Oct 10 release
during a sfintern*tional

>mfw I see Comolli's latest signing enter the Jj Creator Lab

>Watch 60 minutes of a participating channel when the streamer is live and streaming within the Battlefield 6 category to unlock the Battlefield 6 early access
shove it up the place where transfers go to die

Continassa?

Vitess-ACK

>Lucas piazon is only 31
Mr grimolli do it for the memes

We watched 30 games of this

>>150039068
Talk about loan limbo

>>150039142
Kulusevski is one of the most confusing players I’ve ever watched, when he was in form at Spurs/Parma he had genius tier end product but sometimes his brain would just stop working during counters and he’d stand there frozen with the ball

If he was a sfinter fan he'd be called Terzo Levi

mo i am back.

my body is devoured by the bastard moskiitts and the flesh eating gadfly

but i am stronger than the beasts of the forest.


pic related there was a vicious sauna major bullying me. i am the ruski in the pic. destroyed

>>150039236

>>150039260
you are like a moskiitto who i am immune to. you can bite but it wont do anything.

>>150039310
>but it wont do anything.
Just like blocco sfinter, fitting

>>150039341
>Inter Milan trio Nicolo Barella, Alessandro Bastoni, and Davide Frattesi will be “untouchable” for Italy under Gennaro Gattuso.

:^)

*misses WC26*

>>150039260
obsessed jjfag

Out of nowhere, as usual

>>150039380
They can only dream of playing in a CL final fra, they have such a shit team kek

Comolli will shut you up, he will splash the cash in the market

>they switched from the 'winning finals' to 'playing finals' argument
What getting humbled 5-0 does to a mf

>>150039502
kolo muani to tottenham LMAO

>>150039502
If you had to guess, how many weeks until that happens?

>>150039595
Just 2 (Doue) more weeks

>>150039612
I will look out for further developments with interest

>>150039502
Lloyd Kelly fra :^)

>>150039661
Joao Mario!

39 maiali and lots of factory workers fired humbles a single 5-0 loss
39 > 5
It's math you poorfags

>>150039535
their little table in the trophy room is going to crack under the weight of so much silverware

>fans so loyal they would sacrifice their lives for a trophy
Based!

Why is it so easy to have (((them))) rattled?

>>150039954
Check the first three letters of the word rattled... whoa...

NO Operation Metro in BF6 and NO buy

According to reports in France, Lecce have made an offer worth €5.5m to sign St. Gallen striker Willem Geubbels.

>>150040262
Hopefully the transfer doesn't go through. If he clashes with Rommel Kalulu, there will be a black hole

>>150040283
Is an adolfo gaich, Serie a comeback in the books?

>Exclusive | Lazio, deal done for the arrival of Shpuza from Udinese, as anticipated on Monday. All details revealed exclusively have been confirmed. The 2007 player, called up by Albania’s U19 team, will attend the training camp and then join Formello.
mo >we must find random albanian children off the street and pay them junior team wages to get around the mercato block

So I exposed myself to some cancer streams and BF6 feels more like a toned down CoD, definitely a step up compared to BF2042

>>150040507
>Shpuza
Sounds very Yiddish

>Reacher
>The Terminal List
>Bosch
>Jack Ryan
You guys know any more Boomerdad kino?

Juventus are interested in Brighton’s Matt O’Riley.
- John of the Marsh

>>150040761
Die hard
The Bourne identity

>>150040507
>Shpuza
kek

Albanians are becoming self-aware, by the next decade you will see more popular surnames from there with something like Fhrega-Merzedes

>>150040802
Out here on the field
I fight for my xGs
I stick my foot into my tackles
I don't need to score
To prove my worth
No my loan will not be redeemed

>Douglas Luiz has given his availability to Snottingham Forest for a contract until 2030 (€5M/year + bonuses). Talks in progress between the English club and Juventus for a loan with the option to buy, which could become an obligation upon reaching certain conditions.
- Henk Scheerman

>>150040283
Lukaku - Adolfo Gaich
Santiago Castro
Geubbels - Seko Fofana - Maximo Perrone
David (lebens)Raum - Eliaquim Mangala - Kim Min-Jae - Romano Floriani Mussolini
Franco Armani

Manager: Adolf Hütter

>>150039552
jj is saved

Stopped at season 2 like 6 years ago should I continue watching it?

kys grimolli

Uma vez Flamengo
Sempre Flamengo
Flamengo sempre eu hei de ser

É meu maior prazer vê-lo brilhar
Seja na terra, seja no mar
Vencer, vencer, vencer

Uma vez Flamengo
Flamengo até morrer

>>150042291
No

i need lookiman deal to be done today ty very much

>>150046192
he is not coming fra, the sooner Ausilio understands this, the sooner we can move on some other players.

>Napoli are buying Miguel Gutierrez. The 2001-born Spaniard, represented by Manuel Garcia Quilon—who brought Reina, Callejon, and Albiol to the Azzurri—is currently playing for Girona, but the reigning Italian champions have reportedly already reached an agreement to acquire him for €18 million.

what a fucking BARGAIN

>>150046250
Nico Gonzalez available, like new, special price 4u my friend
>>150046271
Thought he was supposed to go for like double that

>>150037467
>Hollyweird slop consumer is all for AI destroying any human creativity and accomplishment
wow you really are the lowest of the low aren't you dutchboy

Why did they kill the Tomorrow board style tf

>Douglas Luiz via Instagram: ‘Good morning! May God forgive the bad people’.

>Lega Calcio president Simonelli: "I would have liked to play the first matchday of the league away from Italy. I received a financial offer from the United States. It would be nice to be able to do that in the future."
...

cant wait for genoa-lecce to be played at the mighty rose bowl

Good afternoon /seriea/, this weekend will be MASSIVE for the mercato’s of many Serie A teams, I feel it in the water.

brown girls are tolerated but not welcome in /seriea/

She's not brown, she's French-Algerian

Increasingly concerned Sir Keir and Is Majesteh the King will ban the 4channel, I think its only a matter of time really. One day I and the Yorkshire Laziali (and the other occasional bong posters) will post and that post will be our last. We will scatter like leaves in a brisk Autumnal wind. Resigned to the mausoleum of famed /seriea/ posters of the past.

>>150047295
A neck built for some vigorous choking and (consensual) breath play.

>>150046702
Werks on my machine

>She's not brown, she's French-Algerian

>Lennon Miller interest from Bologna ‘more and more concrete’
The Scottification of serie ass will continue until morale improves

Mo everyone switched up on zirkzee because he plays in the premier bufaleague, but don't let it be forgotten that he was considered a gigamegaultrahypernomeno mottiano in serie ass

>>150048002
I remember seeing some tactico unironically compare him to Ronaldinho.

>don't let it be forgotten that he was considered a gigamegaultrahypernomeno mottiano in serie ass
simply because Motta is a great coach

>>150048002
>12g 7a in 3k minutes
>impressive

>>150048070
There are 14 stations of the cross.
How many bullets did agent smith fire at neo?
14

>>150048070
jj should just bring him back and pretend everything never happened like muv luv alternative

Gun to your sister's head: Sancho or Big Zirk?

>>150048390
Mhmmm sweetie, did Mottard ever drive thousands of kilometers from Croatia to Turin just to coach Jj? I don't think so!
#RenewTudor #MJGA

>>150048717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaQhYBkoQOY
reminded me of this classic Serie A TIM sporting moment

>>150048780
How did extreme levels of cringe come to be so entwined with the ac bbilan?

>>150048789
banter eras make you do all kinds of wild shit

>>150048780
Mandrione

>>150047633
*sighs*

>>150049797
Strange

I'm using Firefox on Mac, using 4chan XT userscript via Violentmonkey. But even when disabling that it still shows as an option.

>>150049873
Yeah same, even on the nsfw boards. What a weird glitch kek

>>150046857
kill them all, in biliardino.

With audio: https://x.com/PadovaCalcio/status/1951256970486276329

tfw I add a new file to the "Papu" folder after years

>>150050064
did he even play a single minute for monza?

>>150050064
that's one of the best presentation videos I've ever seen, jelly desu.

Marmott-ACK!

>>150050106
41 minutes if my 'sheet is to be believed

AHAHAHAHAHHA

>>150050064
cant wait for the early kino coppa derby padova-vicenza next sunday

>>150050571
Berardi to jJ

What's /seriea/ mechanical keyboard of choice?

>>150050728
Gravastar Mercury K1

GravinaStar

>>150050571
Top three in modern day Serie A would average two assists per game

Imagine the unbridled rage Totti would get into when playing against AC Migrants

>#Inter’s interpretation of Atalanta’s refusal was that Lookman was not for sale. Atalanta did not mention figures or prices, and instead said “Thank you, but we are not interested in transferring the player”. [Ivan Zazzaroni, Instagram

> Ademola Lookman has removed his profile picture, stopped following Atalanta, and deleted photos in the Dea jersey on Instagram.

>>150050064
k i n o, papu memes need to make a comeback

they can kill Watchdude's career for the next two years, I think they have put aside enough money to afford it in these past 10 years.

What means will be used to facilitate Lookman's transfer: blackmail, extortion or wiretapping?

Friday evening dinner plans?!!??!?!?!!!!

Friday night plans???!???

>>150050959
We better keep our eyes on their U23... you never know...

>>150050894
Would be extra funny if Inter and Lookman's lawyer brought Atalanta to court for mobbing, imagine the malding itt

Grimolli buy Lookmeiners lol

>Galatasaray have released a special collector's box for Victor Osimhen, named the "Solo Il Gala Osimhen Box" priced at €215 at the club store. With 100,000 units printed, the club could earn around €21.5 million if all are sold.

>>150051203
By the time you posted this, the Turkish government already bought 3/4 of them

>Inter Milan defender Yann Bisseck has reportedly decided to accept a transfer to Crystal Palace.

reeeee my giganiga

unless they made a promise to him why does his agent think they'll sell him for less than they sold poopmeiners exactly???

What a surprise Lookman was yet another trattativa mimata. Somehow interisti still fall for it every single time.

>>150051338
That's the point they promised him they would sell him for 40m this summer
>hurr where are the papers should've signed some papers
I bet you think there are no rape victims unless there are signed papers too

Chat, does the fact that The Unplayables didn't sign up to be 5-0's mean they weren't raped?

>>150051354
they said 40m, not "40m wink wink" serie a style, use that club world cup money or gtfo.

>>150051389
>use that club world cup money
impossible, that's the money already allocated to cover the annual interest on the bond to creditors

1 Igor gone, 1 Igor still to go...

My mom just made fun of Grimolli's (lack of) signings

Death Stranding reference at the EVO T8 pool

Calcio wymmyn footy idea: Susan Vlahoevic

Ademola Lookman enters... not Appiano Gentile LMAO

kys grimolli

>US nuclear subs ordered to move closer to Russian waters
Maybe it wasn't just the Anglo posts we should worry about being their last ones h-h-h-haha

Related to calcio because watching Locatelli play is more dangerous than swimming in a lake of nuclear fallout

>>150051687

>>150051687
Nothing ever happens

>>150051698
kek we are doomed

>>150051698
>gets baited by sneedvedev shitposts
kys trumptoli

Going to torrent the last 10 years of Serie A to watch in the nuclear bunker

Iracy be damned

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>>150050985
Reminder all women would look like that if Germany won the war.

(What is sauce sir)

>>150052007
https://www.instagram.com/carolinezalog/

>>150052017
Yes yes dear very nice deary

>>150052416
How long until Mr Starmer will make you scan your face before being able to have a scroll through an instaslag's account?

>>150052428
Haven't you heard? You need to recap the main pledges of the Labour manifesto and pledge allegiance to Camilla on camera before you can ave a gander at a luvly tummy on the gram.

one of trump nuclear subs gonna drop a 3rd bid for lookiman

Comolli Parker Bowles

>>150050985
>Friday evening dinner plans?!!??!?!?!!!!
Her iykwim haha

Damien J. Comolli the “Viper of the Occitan” will be preparing a gazump for watchdude soon, the Matt O’Riley rumors were just a smokescreen, merely pretending to be retarded so other clubs let their guard down

The next Juventus player is currently located in Limburg. This is all I'm allowed to say

>Soft G country

is it time to put Defcon's OST on yet?

has /seriea/ tried this?

burn a disci is kil

>>150054260
the digital download mob did it

Sleep tight /serieyebrow/

>pissed the mattress
h-hot

Hakimi is on trial for rape — and here's why the charge is not about the Champions League final

-7h 49m

THAT is how I find out we're playing tomorrow lmao

>>150056830
And again in 13h and 32m, can you believe it? I can't!

do NOT look at the catalogue right now

>>150058547
which sperg snapped this time? is it the same mongrel spamming botafogo pictures?

>>150058872
it’s the eternal gypsy trying to get argentines rangebanned

>>150058894
based. I would gladly join you if it weren't for all the ice cream I've eaten

just woke up with a shitty feeling in my upper back and I can barely move my head now
big F for my spine

>>150060450
still more functional than Milik's

Crazy line-up

Ready JUST IN TIME for proper calcio

It's early August.
It's 10:25.
I have just realized I am going to watch a game where Kostic and Nico Gonzales are going to be on the wings.

>Weagru OUT

>>150060820
put me on a wheelchair I'd still be more functional than him

CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I recognize this place!

Who added that "Il lavoro rende liberi" next to the training ground

/here for David/

Gane hasn't even begun and they already zoomed on Nico

01:10 and Koop already failed at hooking up a pass

>>150061377
the dutch can only get hooked in the red light district

Do something Tudor

>already struggling against Reggiana
This is gonna be a long season from the looks of it

There's canonically one Motta at Continassa

Vlachs kurp

is that Tudor screaming constantly?

Well well well, looks like it's that time of the year where the tards come out of the woodwork thinking pre-season results matter even one bit

>>150061471
Me too desu

>>150061473
they don't, I watched enough TIM Cups in preseason to know that
I just turned it on to see more David

where is pancrazio or nu pancarazio to start fanta

>>150061499
Pancrazio has been replaced by Murray

Activate it

>Kalulu

Activated it

>David assisting
already more useful than Zingarović

That negru is called Jerma

*charges into nothing then stops to pass it back*

David got two layers of fingers fat on his belly

>>150061591
lower center of gravity, harder to push over

>>150061551
Reference to that tropical island from RDR2?

Nico has, thankfully, decided to ghost this match

He's (almost) up.

We are so fucking shit lmao and this isn't even a good Serie B side

The kit is kinda ugly

>Kelly getting bullied by Gondola
lol

>>150061677

Was that Vinicius

Kelly has been taking cock left and right

Bremer might be honorary white but you never play with a back line with such a colour palette ever, not even in friendlies.

No but let's renew Tudor for a gorillion seasons, you see he drove hundreds of thousands kilometers across multiple mine fields in Croatia JUST to sign for Juventus! He deserves to stay for many many more years, a certified Juventus fan!
Fuck Mottard or something btw

https://x.com/Axelinho5463/status/1951578290390450676
lol

Who the fuck is that guy with the ugly haircut? lol

*extends*

Joao Mauro seems like a sole ngl

There are teams that dominate Liverpool and there are teams that barely make it against Reggiana

Don't use the right foot again, thanks!

Igor looked right at the cam :3

>There are teams that dominate Liverpool
It's a. friendly retard, bbilan would lose 7 - 1 in CL

Holy fuck is that Tiago Djalo lmao

friendlies are useful to understand the potential of a team, you don't dominate Liverpool 4-1 unless you have potential

G-mod tier match so far

>there are unironic Jjust fans defending Tudor over his retarded af tictocs
A Heysel 2.0 when please god

Heysel never happened

Rumors about defenders?

Just wanted to remind everyone Gatti renewed for another 5-6 years

>Donnarumma told he won’t be PSG no.1 next season, PL on high alert
>Chiesa linked with Celtic and half of Serie A
>Musah linked with big spending Forest
>Weah closer to Marseille deal
>Zimbo Zongo Zambo Anguissa signing new contract

Not quire sure what Jixan Ma Li Oh's role is supposed to be

>>150062155
good news since hunchbacks rated him

Gondo?

Good by Azcic there

He didn't want to leave the Congo

>>150062217
hunchbacks also rated Chiesa who is on the verge of playing for fucking Celtic so

If he was the owner of a kebab store he'd be called Aziz

Is Max Statman good at numbers

God I can't wait until this bald zingaro gets fired, I'm so done

Gatti, Cavallini and Kane enter a bar.

>>150062267
He can count to 5, 6 on a good day

Right, time for a quick nap while dad says some anti-Gatti slurs describing the friendly to my mother

>>150062347
He's already smarter than Tudor, Grimolli sign him up please

>it's just a friendly bro, Tudor is merely pretending to be retarded

kys kurpmeiners
kys david
kys kalulu
kys grimolli

>>150062489
kys yildiz and kys tudor where

>GODllegri wins 9 gorillion-0
Ehhhhhhhhhh but it's a friendly it's calcio di luglio it's a sgambata it's just perth VEDIAMO POI IN CAMPIONATO
>dudor draws 2-2 against fucking reggiana and doesn't lose exclusively thanks to an allegrian player
KURPA DE DUZAN

>>150062524
He doesn't lose thanks to two Allegrian players.
Who wanted Yildiz at Juventus?
Who told Yildiz to support Israel?
Who told Yildiz to cut his hair?
Who told Yildiz that the brigate rosse were actually good?
Who told Yildiz Meloni voters are dumb?
MASSIMILIANO
ALLEGRI
So the second goal, the most beautiful goal, was scored on
AN ASSIST FROM AN ALLEGRIAN PLAYER (Yildiz)
A BEAUTIFUL GOAL BY AN ALLEGRIAN PLAYER (Dusan Vlahovic)

can't we just nuke the entirety of Milan?

>>150062524
>>150062564
Also do not forget that Allegri explicitly said in his post Liverpool domination interview that the trophies won at Palestinentus are his, HIS
not Palestinentus
HIS

>>150062564
Dildiz was pretty good when he was coached by allegri, motta ruined him (how odd)

>>150062587
Well he made him and Vlahovic score 60 goals in a single season (!!!!!!)
>hurr let me post this Transfermarkt (Palestine funded btw) screenshot that I totally did not edit with the Inspect Element (if you don't use Chrome you are a Motta loving pedo btw I don't make the rules I am the rules) to change the actual number of goals and assists scored by Yildiz and Vlahovic in the seasons they were coached by Allegri (MilanGOD btw the trophies won at Palestinentus are HIS HSI HSI)

>>150062502
tudor is a placeholder
what did the roach do?
also kys kelly

Predictions for Mr Guglielmo Collina’s Scottish Premiership which starts TODAY??

>>150062690
Have you finally come to terms that Shitaly refballed against England?

>>150062578
Deus vult

>>150062732
Go back to twitter you schizo

>>150062690
Celtic wins lol

>>150062690
It’s the Dandie’s year! Winning the Coppa Irn Bru was just the start>>150062706

Is The Crew Merdafest worth it?

kek

>>150063621
Post the Koopmeiners slip

put comotto and another rightback and this is a gigasqvadrone with the scudo in the bag by february

>comotto
more like cagotto

>>150063756
Vlahovic is going to start
Chiesa is going to Inter

>>150063845
we don't need vlahovic okafor is better, chiesa was a mistake I should've put jimenez there

>>150063872
Speak for yourself you fucking casciavit, Bvllani and AlleGOD want Vlahovic and there's nothing you filthy terrone can do about it

>bbilanisti delusionposting

lmao they never learn

>>150063879
Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam

>>150062802
I'm really not sure this year. Celtic have gotten weaker over the summer while Rangers have been busy in the transfer market. Still a few weeks to go but the fans are really angry at the inaction.

>>150062953
Sheep are oan fire

>>150063879
okafor is a scudetto winner though, winner mentality like allegri

>>150063913
Vlahovic scored 60 goals in a single season with Allegri

>>150063920
okafor could have scored 25 in 6 months at napoli but conte wanted to drag the season until the end to play the victim

>>150063233
Graphics are gud and the world and progression are fun. But something about the driving physics feels wrong to me, then again so has every arcade/simcade racer since Driveclub.

>>150063944
Conte is a pedo and a weak man for getting a hair transplant and you just know he supports Palestine (he played at Palestiventus so it's not unusual)
Allegri on the other hand embraced his bald head, supports winners like Israel and Renzi and also made Vlahovic score 60 goals and a fenomenazo like Dildizazo score 35 in a single seaosn

Kys Perin
Kys Bremer
Kys Gatti
Kys Locatelli
Kys Kelly
Kys Conceição
Kys Koopmeiners
Kys Thuram
Kys Miretti
Kys Weah
Kys Pinsoglio
Kys Rugani
Kys João mário
Kys Douglas luiz
Kys Cambiaso
Kys Di gregorio
Kys Vlahović
Kys Yildiz
Kys Gonzalez
Kys David
Kys Arthur
Kys Cabal
Kys Kalulu
Kys Tiago djalo
Kys Mckennie
Kys Rouhi
Kys Adžic
Kys Gil
Kys Kostić
Kys Scaglia
Kys Pietrelli

CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TODAY
hope osimeme gets his legs broken today by prostata

>>150063952
Is the progression a grindfest? I don't like FH's take where you can unlock the fastest cars just a couple of hours after starting the game but also don't want it to be a grindfest either

>>150064390
by grindfest I obviously mean trying to win a lot of cash just to afford a car instead of doing challenges/races against bosses/etc where you can unlock/win them

No
No more signings
Just kill everybody attached to the brand and restart it

Natan Grima

>wanting me to pay €50,- for the club streaming service for an entire year to watch pre-season friendlies and some meaningless fluff
I am way too jewish for this

>8 days without Tudor's schizocalcio

2025/26 Ukrainian Premier League started on Friday!

To Win the Title in Ukraine:

Shakhtar Donetsk - 52%
Dynamo Kyiv - 30%
Oleksandriya - 5%
Zorya Luhansk - 3%
Polissya Zhytomyr - 2%
Rukh Lviv - 2%

Wait Milik didn't get called up lmao

>>150064846
hope he khs nonetheless

jeet tech influencer is a scammer? Wow I didn't know that

Drippy

Why so angry?

INSANE energy coming from a picture with Kelli-JM next to each other

>>150065140
You'd be angry too with that hairline

>>150064390
The "grinding" is very ubisoft if that makes sense. It's not as blatant as Gran Turismo can be, but it's not like Forza either where you just get showered with stuff. As for the cash/events to unlock cars it strikes a nice balance, but I'm a bit of a completionist whore so take that with a grain of salt.

>>150065164
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh he's got the plague

>>150037501
How the fuck does this dude get to keep playing in Serie A? he's like 40-something, he's beyond washed and done physically.
>>150041276
>4 Argentinians
Im seeing a pattern
>>150051222
Every time ive seen that dude play he's been hot garbage, selling him for any amount of money would be a scam from Inter

scamacca :)

>>150065164
what's wrong with him

>>150064810
Why aren't they fighting for their 'country'?

>>150065464
Ate too many garloids

>>150065498
Same reason you aren't

>>150065515
What country would he be fighting for? Shitaly? Makes sense, only terroni actually join the army

I hate these meme glasses so much

>Sancho, Juventus is stepping aside but he can still wear black and white: Besiktas is after him

Turkish league >>>> Serie Albania

>>150065515
Why would I? Scotland hasn't overthrown our democratically elected leader and began to shell the cities of Novorossiya??

The novorossiya scheme

Hamilt-ACK

>>150065664
As the specter of censorship looms like a dark cloud, you remain seated like a silent sentinel that has forgotten his own convictions. The once vibrant tapestry of your thoughts, woven within these very threads, are about to be stifled by the weight of a government working against the people it is supposed to represent. Why are you sitting here talking about a war far from home instead of fighting against that which threatens to extinguish the flame of your right to shitpost?

1 Ueda

Ueda, Watanabe and Itakura walk into a yakuza den...

>>150065782
Another black migrant in Italy who can't do his job properly

>>150065875
It's all in hand. Nige has told us to stand back and stand by, I give it around 14 days (or as some call it 2 weeks) until Britannia is unbowed once more and freed from the shackles placed on her by the Judeo-Bolshevik Starmer.

MILAN GOD.
ALLEGRI RATER.

It's currently 2025 and I'm watching Skov "Stinky" Olsen on the old goggle box

>>150066023
sharl is a calcio slut, he's held many shirts

>>150066064
Proof?

>>150066023
.

>>150066032
>Skov Olsen
>Maelhe
>fucking Vavro

>>150066078
https://x.com/PercheCazzo/status/1658432658072805376

Santiago Norefundez spotted

>>150065619
Is Perin a national socialist?

>>150066337
big buffon fan

>>150063756
grim

>>150066337
he literally praised fascism on twitter

>>150066337
He's just proud of his grandpa's achievements nothing to worry about

Umm when do we open the fantacalcio

https://x.com/jaraaxz_/status/1951614478958621055
>tfw Miretti is the only decent midfielder >we have
And he's about to join Nabule for 10m or less!

>>150063756
>Jashari
lol

It just hit me we missed out on Samerd

played a calcetto tourney with a recoba inter shirt on.

absolutely wrecked. but was fun.


now drinking to some blockparty.

calcioooooo

>>150066427
Please understand, he only wants Bbilan...

Luciano Valente (Lazio fan) is up

>>150066489
>played a calcetto tourney with a recoba inter shirt on.
absolutely based, I have a Vieri 01/02 shirt somewhere.

>>150066525
guardiamo inseme

Roma (3-4-2-1): Svilar; Celik, Mancini, Ndicka; Wesley, Kone, El Aynaoui, Angelino; Soulé, Baldanzi; Ferguson

The secret to unlocking any Japanese calciator is the give him a Japanese fren, this works every time

>>150066538
based.

i wish we would get a new bobo. pio i want to believe

>>150066593
With Pio Esposito Italy would finally have a chance to win a World Cup or an Euro without cheating.
People here seem to be very quiet about this but I remember vividly how Chiellini fouled Saka and didn't get a red card he fully deserved.
Or even Bonucci with his offside goal that let Italy go to ET and win the match at the penalties. That sure was a robbery in plain sight.

>>150066593
Today's Italian strikers are average at best: Scamacca, Retegui, Raspadori, etc.. they can't even tie the shoes of Vieri, Inzaghi, Totti, Del Piero.

>>150066646
At least there is solace in the fact that barely anyone seems to produce players like the strikers of yore anymore

>>150066646
Yes but the strikers you mentioned all won trophies with their NT by refballing hard.

>>150066593
>>150066627
>>150066646
>>150066660
>>150066691
The Shitalian football NT won
- two WCs in the 1930 thanks to Mussolini bribing refs
- a WC in 1982 with players who were supposed to be disqualified for life
- a WC in 2006 after refballing against Australia
- an EURO in 1968 after a coin toss
- an EURO in 2021 after refballing twice against England (Bonucci offside goal and Chiellini missing red card for the famous Saka foul)

Real growing up without a father figure moments unfolding rn

Milan are literally buying low cost AI generated bidonazzi from the most random clubs and yet shitalian media claims allegri has an obblighissimissimissimissimissimissimo scudetto, and mo who the fuck is this zachary athekame

holy mani avanting

>>150066663
>>150066663
>>150066663
>>150066663

>>150066525
>>150066552
He scored!

valente is really him, just look at how he found that space

>Matteo Malasomma, born in 2006, from Napoli, joins Feyenoord: the player will sign a two-year deal with an option for a third season. He will then go on loan to FC Dordrecht.
Duccio!

svigod

>>150066766
Meanwhile muh epic conte does a miracolo if napoli doesn't get relegated after spending 999 gorillions and building a giga 'drone (for serie ass standards), correct?

>>150066835
Fun fact: the KNVB won't let >us have an u21 in the Kitchen Champion Division so now FC Dordrecht (AKA The Sheepheads) are the de facto u21 team. The Don is cooking.

Funny how that just happens, national FA's clearly working against clubs...

>>150066793
Really clever run and a great finish, but Wolfsburg is doing everything in their power to confirm the stereotype of "Bundesliga Defending"

Milan has the bestestest team in Serie Ass to the point every club from EPL and La Liga want its ""bidoni"" even if they cost 40m, if Allegri doesn't win the domestic tripletozzo it's a big fallimentozzo

uh oh

Vaxxie moment

Some cunt make a NEW

>>150067121
I genuinely don't know who this is

>>150067252
Cabal I think, he'll be like a new signing

>>150067290
Damn. He already feels like a new signing! Just imagine until he's back on the pitch

>>150067331
wasn't it reported he's heavily behind in recovery?

>>150067471
No that's Koopmeiners after I break his legs (on Sniper Elite V2 Remastered)

>>150067514
he "runs" like he has broken legs anyway

>>150067514
Legs?

What kind of training does he do?

>>150067514
I hope this post was in reference to this kek >>150067550

>>150067550
was this a work or a shoot?

>>150067574

>>150067603
Based HH

Ayylien sexo with Angela Sarafyan

Fabio Miretti has been given the iconic jersey number 21, previously worn by players like Zidane, Pirlo, Dybala, Higuaín and Fagioli. 21

His previous number 20, most recently worn by Kolo Muani, remains vacant.

Bro thought we wouldn't notice him slipping Fagioli in there

>Allegri’s agent, Giovanni Branchini, gave an interview to Sky (via MilanNews) in which he was asked about the latest on the transfer front, more specifically the Jashari situation.

>Will Jashari arrive?

>“I don’t think Allegri will resign if Jashari doesn’t come to Milan. He’s an interesting player that Milan is trying to acquire with significant offers. Max has no fears about completing the squad.”

>Are you so sure that Jashari is such a firm and insistent request from Allegri?

>“He was proposed and passed the test. He’s an interesting player, but not the eleventh player needed to be able to play. I’m not even so sure that everyone within the club is so in agreement with this operation. The offer is very serious.”

>>150067778
Who is Il Buon Fabio calling in that pic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eafBknCPcI
Oh shit how did I miss this

>kickoff delayed 10 minutes
fucking turks, I need to shit hurry up

>upgrading all the movies in my library to Blu-Ray quality
>already irated 2,7 TB today
God bless fibre connections

>>150068100
Kino

>Juric won
could he be the chosen one after all?

>>150068015
Just heard extremely loud bombings coming from the direction in which Antwerp is located

>1 minute in and nuno is injured
absolute butcher tackle

>>150068481
Is Duarte de Melo alright?

Arthur de Melo

Turks are so ugly

the turks dont understand what a friendly match is apparently

ekstraklasa has been kino so far ngl, time for the saturday's main event

>torriera header
long long season ahead

Two thoughts:
1: There aren't many movies with a better opening than 2006's Casino Royale

2: Women peaked with Eva Green in that film

>>150068757
Casino Royale is pretty much flawless imo

>back level at 1-1 via an own goal
like I said previously >we aint scoring much this season

>>150068757
Fact checked as TRUE

Kek

fucking finally, a gol that came from good passing moves

>He's not watching trofeo gigi riva

Adesso mi spieghi
Di Giorgio?

Kek I told you retards that shartalanta was going to win the scudetto in the first season without le epic gasmerdini

walt jr on fire in the first half, I already know I'm gonna say some no no stuff when noslin is subbed in

>the AnandTech site is officially gone
rip to a good one

For me, it's Ars Technica

A son of whore enters a café... *gasp!*

Ars Ternana

just arse for me please

>Adli - Vlahovic swap
>Tudor seems to be rating the french midfielder
t.Gogiga Gagazzetta

la gazzetta della negru

anybody have any experience or tips for russian women

Mossad
Mossad
It's a Mossad sad situation

genny dead

F

>>150070985
this is a tourist infopoint for Italy, sir

>>150071988
Yeah it's a good album, my favorite track is probably Centuries of Damn

I think about this character on a daily basis

real Melatonin deficient nibbas hours

I'm just having a little whiskey germoney anon, dont worry

>>150072253
No Russians in Italy?