Thread 150041628

My fellow United fans, at this hour coalition forces are in the early stages of flame war operations to disarm Liverpool, to free our seasons and to defend the Premier league from grave danger.

On my orders the United execs have begun bidding for select transfer targets at exorbitant prices to undermine the Zesty Dutchman's ability to win the league. These are the opening stages on what will be a broad and concerted campaign.

More than 18 teams are giving crucial support, every team in this coalition has chosen to bear the duty and share the honour of serving in our common defence.

The the men and man-children who aren't scouse scum the peace of a troubled league and the hopes of an oppressed fanbase now depend on you.

Now watch this drive

>>150041628 (OP)
Why are United fans trying to involve themselves with Liverpool?

Go focus on Brentford and Wolves, they're more your level. Nobody gives a shit about United under the age of 55

>Nobody gives a shit about United under the age of 55
Ah, the incredible self-awareness of the eternally buckbroken ABU

>>150041628 (OP)
>My fellow United fans, at this hour coalition forces are in the early stages of flame war operations to disarm Liverpool, to free our seasons and to defend the Premier league from grave danger.
haha what a fuckin nutter

>>150041641
*proceeds to split the fairway*

Will Man City overtake Man Utd’s total number of league titles before Man Utd win another one?

>>150041641
kek

made ya look lol