Thread 150043902

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NYK: ESPN’s Shams Charania reports Mikal Bridges and the Knicks have agreed to a four-year extension worth $150 million.
CHI: Ayo Dosunmu (shoulder) expects to be ready for the start of training camp in late September.
NOP: Pelicans signed G/F Bryce McGowens to a two-way contract.
GSW: ESPN’s Shams Charania and Anthony Slater report Jonathan Kuminga will continue declining Golden State’s current offer of two years, $45 million.
ATL: Kristaps Porziņģis (illness) said during an interview on Monday that he feels “great” after struggling with illness during this past spring’s playoffs.
previous >>150024798

*braaaaap*
What a hecking stinker

where the fuck is everyone

I invested in WNBA Gyat

>>150043978
Playing in the Minecraft server

>>150043678
hes got a nice mix between ebonics and being eloquent

>>150044103
>and for my last act… ill be sabotaging Luka’s career!

>>150044275
Silverbergstein Partners
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August 1, 2025

Re: Unauthorized Use and Defamatory Depiction of Mr. LeBron James

To Whom It May Concern,

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Attorney at Law
On behalf of Le40 James

>>150044725
It's funny because all the lawyers in LA are actually on Wilshire Blvd.

>best players in the league are now 3 white guys(joker, Luka, Flagg), a Frenchman(wemby) and a greek(gianissss)

Babbs in absolute shambles

Ayo anyone wanna run poker matches from Panama and hide the money offshore in the Bahamas

>>150045026
I thought we hid money in Panama specifically because their cops didn't fuck with it

>>150045026
hmu

>>150044976
SGA is better than all of them, and ANT owns half of them

Who want me?

>>150045145
>the refs are better then all of them
Why yes, that’s true. Not sure why you put sga there though. If I had sgas whistle I’d be an all star too. Hell my grandmother could be. The entire game would just be her shooting free throws she’d eventually make a few.

>>150045185
>BAWB cope
Refs didn't stop Giannmickey and Luka from choking when they were averaging 10+ FTAs a game, at some point you have to just accept that SGA is better than your favorite players ¯\\(ツ)/¯

>>150045150
Westbrick...

>>150045347
I got kids, man...

Weren't the Kings gonna sign Westbrook?

I wanna play castle crashers with nba players

edwards lost the doncic matchup in '23 and then lost the SGA matchup in '24

>>150045463
Crazy how Skieeeep and Unc Shay Shay went from being on prime TV to YouTube grifting in such a short span of time.

>>150045470
He won the doncic matchup this year though

>>150045489
Shannon really thought the grass was greener

>>150045470
luka's best days are behind him, edwards' best days are ahead of him

>>150045489
shannon got got because of the katt williams interview, but idk why skip did
maybe lebum took him out for talking shit for 21 years

>>150045521
Skieeeeep tried to pay his hairdresser a million dollars to sleep with him

Also Skip's wife literally just looks like Skip with a wig on. It's very strange.

>>150045530
>Skieeeeep tried to pay his hairdresser a million dollars to sleep with him
1.5 million, that's how you know skip's money came to him too easy

>>150045502
you're not wrong, but would you take edwards over doncic or sga in 2025? idk how to articulate how displeased i am with the direction of edwards development. chris finch and that minny staff isn't capable of elevating edwards to that next level on offense, ant had like the opposite problem as maxey but regressed all the same.

Bol Bol sweepstakes update?

>>150045563
knicks

>>150045563
>>150045565
Can someone give me a qrd on Bol Bol's career?

>>150045572
wemby with poor body language

>>150045572
the idea is much better than the actual substance

>>150045572
His offensive game is a relic from the past and his defensive game is dubious at best. He's a unicorn in 2010 but positionless in a bad way in 2025. Careerwise? He balled out in college before breaking his foot and since then no team has wanted to invest in his development and Bol Bol also doesn't seem interested in developing his game either so he's probably out of the league soon.

>>150045572
Mobamba without the hype fratboy song

>>150045489
the icarus of our time

>>150045572
just being tall isn't a ticket to an nba career like it was before everyone started chucking 3s.

>>150045559
I'd take him over Luka, sure. He's an unstoppable 2 way player, and has only been looking bad lately since he's being played out of position as a PG when he should be playing SG.

>>150045632
but enough about SGA

Anna Horford just committed a genocide

>>150045645
Another day ending in y.

>>150045649
CONDEMN HAMAS NOW

>>150045640
SGA is MVP level at PG, and would be even better at SG. He's a true combo guard

>>150045653
that doesn't make any sense

>>150045653
>would be even better at SG. He's a true combo guard
agree 100%. and like you said, edwards is out of position at the point, he's barely a combo guard, he's closer to a small forward/undersized wing than a point guard.

>>150045653
and by combo you mean bisexual

>>150045145
>SGA
Has the same number of titles as Jokic and fewer MVPs
> ANT
Luka stepped over him on the way to the finals, where ANT has never been

>>150045489
>>150045521
>>150045530
>>150045537
>>150045557
By far the most amusing thing to come out of that lawsuit was Joy Taylor being revealed as a soulless succubus. I mean, you look at her and you think, yeah, that makes sense. But seeing it all in print kinda took my breath away. Literally plotting to cry rape to ruin a man's career after you'd wrung all the utility you could out of him.

>>150045671
the leaf is right, how often did mark daigneault wait until his team got blown out by 50 before drawing up plays so SGA can find an open pass more easily? one or three times per series? SGA's "point guard" ability was asking for a screener to make it easier to shed off the double team and beat defenders off the dribble, and if that didn't work he came back the next game with a plan on how to dissect teams in the half court. edwards doesn't do any of that, zero in-game adjustments, picks up his dribble early, can't create and exploit space effectively for himself or his teammates: chucking step back 3s at a high volume and low efficiency isn't effective and dumping it off to gobert or randle at the logo doesn't stress a defense.

>>150045572
7 foot cam reddish
literally thats it

look how they massacred my boy

>>150045753
le true pg is a myth and a meme

>>150045879
Haliburton is real

>>150045884
the only one in the league. It's a dead position that was never a real position; just a handful of star players starting with Magic

>>150045896
Trae is a true PG

>>150045905
trae can't play defense, at least haliburton can give you some nice reps at both ends.

>>150045970
yes

>>150045970
those dirty ass, lucky ass bums don't want to hear this

>>150045970
So where are the crutches for Heero, Naz Reid, and Mcdaniels?

>>150045986
selectively omitted

>>150045986
Also Chris Paul
Also Jimmy Butler

>>150045970
yeah 2025 was a * ring. Too many injuries

Expected as much from BAWBstralia. Always crashing out and never arguing in good faith.

>>150045994
>Chris Paul
chris paul being injured gives your team a better chance at winning

Y'all niggas suck. You will never be Inceltics vs Bulgaria.

>>150046016
Unless you're the 2018 Rockets

>>150046007
>>150046029
the jeet correction device

>>150046023
i watched that shit live. the record will never be broken.

>>150046019
you nufags aren't ready for the rebirth of sixers simmo vs mormon jizz debates

>>150046048
certainly when nobody knows what you're talking about

>>150046048
Dead franchises

>>150046048
Everyone forgets how disturbing Jazz PR is, like Boston on steroids. The guy that robbed Banchero of a unanimous ROY by picking Walker Kessler (utah's hottest trade asset ever since) still has media voting rights. Ace Bailey and the Jazz need just one single statline over Flagg and the Mavs to convince twitter and all the media voters that Bailey is the ROY and protege to KD/TMac/PG the same way Mitchell was le next D Wade and Gobert was le next Mutombo.

>>150046048
real ogs remember the stretch from "goodbye shit town" through the ray allen shot. Not only was it peak hoops, it was peak /sp/ as a whole

>>150046088
>the ray allen shot

Why stop there?

Im indian and sexually attracted to SGA.

>>150046162
this wasn't really compelling. The spurs were on a mission and it was an ass kicking from start to finish. Not even the humorous kind

>>150046186
I think it was a nice bookend to the whole Heatles Era, which was a very kino half-decade.

>The Decision
>Dirk's Ring
>LeBron beats the Thunder
>Spurs/Heat Part 1
>Spurs/Heat Part 2: The Revenge

This was peak basketball. Maybe I'm biased because I was younger when it was going on, but it was so hype. I feel like things fell apart when the Warriors got good. That basically ushered in the memechuck era and killed the last vestiges of compelling battle-type basketball.

>>150046198
League feels too sanitized now and the novelty of yuros being good wore off

>>150046198
the warriors were fine. They were a breath of fresh air that looked different from everybody else. Then they got KD which is what ruined everything

>>150046198
the only kino to come out of that era was D Rose and we couldn't even enjoy that

>>150046209
I was going to say, the Warriors were fun in 2015 and then in 2016 we got The Comeback which was insane. Yeah, KD is when it really fell apart.

>>150044725

>be LeHater
>still sitting at home alone uploading memes

What a fucking loser lol

>>150044725
bretty funny
>>150046011
>never arguing in good faith
or you can accept the canadianposter of this which is posting delusional arguments

what does wemby do that holmgren doesn't?

>>150046537
might as well just say you dont watch the games

>>150046537
Be from France when Adam Silver is trying to push the game in Europe

>>150046537
Wemby's a hecking socialist and criticizes Israel.

>>150046537
Aura

>>150046537
>wemby
he knows how to read unlike chet

>>150047601
He went to private school but larps as an illiterate hood nigga. The worst kind of wigger.

>>150046537
play offense to any degree

LeRoids scandal when?

>>150046537
concede 70 to embiid

>>150048985
Two weeks

>>150048985
after the Giannis more plates more dates video drops

>dame curry lebron cp3 kawhi harden westbrook pg and some more will all be retired within like 3 years
Im not ready bros at least we got kds incel ass hanging around

ESPN posts a top plays of the bubble post and the entire comment section is asking why they didnt include Bams block on Tatum.

I think we know why they didn't add that play.

BABBs on twitter are claiming that Flagg reclassified so that he could avoid Dybantsa KEK

>>150049575
this shit gonna summon the curry schizo

>>150050019
When BABBs reclassify it's because they were held back in middle school so they could age bully their entire high school career. When Flagg reclassified it was so he could be the youngest and best player in college at the same time.

>>150046175
canada...

>>150050746
Kek

has there ever been a worse ambassador for a sport then Lebron?
>made flopping what it is today
>made team hopping and ring chasing in your prime acceptable
>made players who couldnt have graduated school without their tutors doing all their work for them into pseudo-intellectual political puppets acceptable
>now after making 1 billion dollars ruining the NBA he is looking to create a splinter league that will steal talent away from the NBA
Nice GOAT you got there retards

>>150050800
can't wait until he reitres

>>150050746
>Originally set to enter high school as part of the 2025 class, he made the decision to reclassify down, spending a second year in the eighth grade.
>mfw Dybantsa literally did this
>mfw Dybantsa is older than Cooper Flagg

>>150045076
Kek

>>150050890
Didn't he reclassify down and then back up to his actual class? He's a month younger than Flagg

>>150045684
Isnt ant played at 2

>>150050948
Yeah, another reason why I'd rather have Doncic or SGA that can play 1 through 3

>>150050973
I mean aren't SGA and especially Doncic always effectively playing the 1? They're the ball handler on almost every play regardless of who else is on the court

>>150050942
>Didn't he reclassify down and then back up to his actual class?
Yes that was what I meant. This is a common tactic for prospects to make noise in high school. By repeating his last year of middle school players like Dybantsa end up a year older than other high school freshmen when they enter high school. "OMG look at what this player is doing as a freshmen!" And then if it works out and they look like they will be a high level D1 prospect they will reclassify back to their original year like Dybantsa did. And if it doesn't work out they'll just continue to try to age bully as a young adult playing against high school kids their senior year. Flagg on the other hand legitimately just skipped his senior year to play in college a year early.

54 from treball is odee shooting hangpulls

https://basketnews.com/news-228720-nikola-jokic-uncle-arrested-in-serbia-amid-corruption-probe.html
>Nikola Jokic's uncle Sinisa Jokic among 14 people detained as part of the investigation into corruption related to the train station collapse that killed 16 people in Serbia.

>>150051072
Yeah, for sure. I was just pointing out that he isn't actually older, basically the same age though

>>150051102
These get these Serb THUGS out of the league NOW

>>150051112
Yeah I got the dates reversed

>>150051102
serbs are the real gangstas

>>150051143
yt boi jus scared fr AJ tuff

Meal.

>>150051426
my god.

>>150051010
SGA not always, i assume even less now with Topic. Doncic has Harden-like output on offense, Edwards can't do that.

>>150051426
Based.

>>150051098
/nba/ wasn't ready for this trvke

>>150051426
For me personally it's the mango lemonade

>>150051426
Aren't they supposed to crumble the bacon over the fries?

>>150051469
Realistically SGA is still going to have the highest usage though, he's an iso scorer, I doubt he'll mesh particularly well with Topic

>>150051426
you fat motherfucker you just ate two of these not even 24 hours ago >>150041152
instead of stuffing your lard coated face all the time how about you try going for a walk you fat fuck

>>150051642
ya SGA will still get touches and he'll lead the thunder in usage at shooting guard. i dont see why topic wouldn't be able to fit in the rotation.

Mealanon is Zions alter ego

>>150051827
zion gets spoonfed the finest gumbo by a thicc bitch dressed as tsunade. Meal anon could never

>Maxey 24yo
>Bona 22yo
>McCain 21yo
>VJ 20yo
is this a good core?

>>150051812
I think he'll do well in non-Shai minutes as the primary ball handler, so about 15-18 minutes a game. The issue will be fit imo, Topic doesn't really offer much off-ball, a bit like Giddey (but Topic is definitely better). They could obviously run some Shai off-ball, Topic on-ball minutes but I wouldn't want a lot of that, it'd be limiting Shai

>>150045994
The crutches *are* Jimmy Butler. An asterisk season for Butler would be one where he actually played most of the games

im makin meatloaf and taters in the oven rn

>his "weakness" is scoring
>was the best freshman wing at scoring since KD
Nico WON

Chicken Cacciatore today. I think I'm naming the dish "Ayesha's Gyat" as I plate it

>>150052027
>wearing kobes
yep definitely a torn achilles in his future

>>150051868
Honestly yeah, the Sixers probably have a bright future once they finish the dogshit Embiid/PG era

Nobody respects my FMVP...

>Gilbert arenas openly saying he'll snitch to avoid jail time

https://streamable.com/80nme3

Better hope those Israeli gangsters don't want revenge

So Shaq - based or cringe?

>Amick] Team sources say they’ve (Kings) offered a three-year, $63 million deal for Kuminga in a proposal that would send veteran guard Malik Monk and their 2030 first-round pick (lottery protected) to the Warriors... Warriors have insisted that the first-rounder be unprotected. Thus, the stalemate.

THIS is what Westbrook wants to join? Just go back to Denver as a backup.

>>150052297
>we think this guy is trash, didn't want to play him, don't want to pay him
>give us an unprotected kangz pick though

>>150052297
>warriors unloading kumnigga, getting a 1st round pick, AND getting the better player

>>150052265
True mix of based and cringe with cringe gaining ground every day

>>150052325
Assuming the Kings stay on the treadmill (Dennis Schroeder signing says they will) Kuminga is probably more valuable than a 2030 first for them, but I’d still want it top 8 protected if I’m a Kings fan

>>150052254
I love how this nigga's entire fucking life is just not giving a shit. He never gave a shit in the NBA and he hasn't learned to give one since retiring, either. I guess when you get paid nine figures to do nothing that's the attitude you develop.

>>150051426
I hope you enjoyed your meal but those fries look grim. Do they taste better than they look?

>>150052399
Gil is based in his own retarded way

>>150052384
kumnigger sucks though. it's taking the warriors like 3 years of chicanery to trick one of the worst teams in the league to maybe give something of value for him

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T THE ROCKSHITS SIGNED WESTVISHNU YET??????? FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK

>>150052150
He with New Balance

>>150052254
>>150052399
>>150052411

It's amazing for me to consider that the Wizards paid Gilberta Arenas a max contract, only for him to go to shit, and then he was out of the league and they had to pay him to do nothing. Then, almost the minute they had finally gotten out from under Gil's contract, they paid John Wall a max contract and HE went to shit and fell out of the league. Why does this keep happening to the Wizards?

>>150052571
Systematic issue. They'd need new ownership to break the cycle.

>>150052596
I guess he really is curious mike huh

>>150052403
Yes. The cheese carries it though.

>>150052647
Chances he also got shit cookies from xer?
>>150052675
Oh good

>>150052596
you all know you would

>>150052685
Anyone would but his entire shtick is being conservative/Christian

>>150052596
BASED

>>150052701
his shtick he's curious and inquisitive even though he comes from a conservative/christian background

>As for what she did in the presidential suite, Xiao A La cryptically revealed that she accidentally broke a tooth and had to go to the dentist the next day for emergency treatment. Xiao A La also said, "I have a lot of people asking me out, not just him, but I'm so focused on my spiritual practice right now that I don't have time for them.”
MPJ lil nasty like Dwight Howard huh

>>150052701
Conservative Christians are the most closeted homosexuals on the planet.

>>150052744
Broke a tooth is crazy, how much did he pay for bussy?

So when MPJ said some NBA players fuck trannies he meant himself?

>>150052571
Then they have that ludicrous contract with ntc to beal. Hopefully their next "star" doesn't get a stupid contract and gets hurt.

>>150052744
>she

>>150052647
Xiao hides peepee well

>>150052799
He also talked about how nba players ate shit cookies… I guess MPJ eats poop cookies…..

>>150052596
Would x 1000

>>150052596
>a famous basketball star worth over 100 mil
>"it must've been uhhhhh....MPJ?"
>"so heckin true!"

>>150052571
They gave Beal the worst contract ever too after they traded Wall lel

Do you think MPJ fucks the trannies with the fake minge or the ones who still have their little asian cocks attached?

>>150052869
what the fuck is the point without the cock?

>>150052869
the cock is the whole appeal

MPJ back injuries make a lot more sense now…..

i could never fuck a mans asshole,regardless if its a femboy

I’d pay for that ngl

>>150052885
>>150052892
Did I just out myself a virgin

>>150052911
>>150052916
The duality of man

MPJ was just recording an interview, right?

>>150052955
Mike can be pretty curious dude

>>150052744
MPJ fucked her too rough out of anger at himself for being attracted to her
t. been there done that

>Brooklyn Nets adding Ricky Council IV, 76ers wing, on one-year deal
Why do the Nets get all the failed prospects nobody wants?

Michael Porter Jr is crazy, comes from a crazy family, fucking attractive trans is the least weird shit he’s done

Scoring title was obviously a joke, but with this new city, new squad and new proclivity MPJ could make 2nd team All-Zest this year.

Why are there so few spic nba players? Genuine question i've never met one in my life so idk about them

>>150053178
There's the Lopez brothers.

>>150053178
It is damn near impossible to make the NBA relative to other sports with height being the biggest hurdle, Jamie Jaquez Jr and Carlos Arroyo are the only Mexican players I’ve ever heard of

>>150053290
Are they short?

this the best jersey of all time

How does one rank Giannis Dirk and KG all time

I saw Alex G play 4-5 times back in the day and he was so absent that I've written him off

I hear the new one is good

>>150053296
Arroyo was 6’2 and Puerto Rican actually

>>150053379
I meant hispanics in general, your post made it sound like they're in the nba less for height reasons

Tell me when he's telling lies.

>>150053422
Nta but mostly Mexicans are short. Other Latinos vary more in height

So when Jordan leaves his
121
team they are still a 50
Win Playoff team with a MVP Caliber Player in Pippen but when LeBron leaves his team they immediately become a yearly lottery team? Got it.

>>150053422
>>150053449
Mexicans are short because many Mexicans are at least 70% Indio. South Americans (other than Brazil) could have more spaniard DNA which leads to taller height. Puetro Rico and the Caribbean are more mulatto than mestizo. The Taino Indians of the Caribbean went extinct 400 years ago so that is why they're taller. More African and Spaniard DNA mixed up there.

>>150053495
why could lebum not win with mo williams who averaged more points than scottie

>>150053517
What do you mean? Lebron has won plenty of playoff series and Finals without Mo Williams, Jordan didn’t even win one playoff series without Scottie Pippen

Why not?

kek is harden the greatest to never win a ring?
https://youtube.com/shorts/_WTxxCgFfz8

>>150053495
Jordan's team picked up Kukoc, Kerr, and Longley in his absence

>>150053609
Damn Scottie had too much help

This is a list of the average net rating from a champion’s 4 playoff opponents, ordered highest to lowest.

1997 Bulls: 5.875

2001 Lakers: 5.7

2002 Lakers: 5.65

2000 Lakers: 5.075

2011 Mavericks: 4.9

2016 Cavaliers: 4.8

2022 Warriors: 4.625

2019 Raptors: 4.575

1996 Bulls: 4.575 *

2014 Spurs: 4.5

2010 Lakers: 4.425

1998 Bulls: 4.425

2009 Lakers: 4.35

2003 Spurs: 4.3

2006 Heat: 4.125

2007 Spurs: 3.975

2005 Spurs: 3.95

2025 Thunder: 3.9

2012 Heat: 3.85

2017 Warriors: 3.625

2004 Pistons: 3.525

2018 Warriors: 3.375

2008 Celtics: 3.3

2015 Warriors: 3.125

2021 Bucks: 3.05

1999 Spurs: 2.9

2013 Heat: 2.475

2024 Celtics: 2.325

2020 Lakers: 1.625

2023 Nuggets: 0.65

>>150053674
Jokic’s ring is the same kind you’d find at the bottom of a box of cracker jacks

>>150053674
>1997 Bulls
Plumber NBA doesn't count.

>>150053674
>0.65

Post shows that LeBron James is not the main character of.

>>150053296
they don't call em Squatamalans for nothin

Nigga looks like Sarr

>>150053921
>w-w-what do you mean I can't get its blood from Planned Parenthood? I need to break Kareem's record!

>>150053674
damn in 20 yrs the 2000-2010 decade is going to be considered the most skilled era of basketball.

>>150053372
using head2head matchups with their contemporaries. so for giannis,
>dogwalked in the butler, kawhi, lebron, draymond matchups
>competitive in the KD, AD, KAT, PG head2head results
>dominates against tatum, sabonis, randle, jjj, zion
I don't look that much into Giannis against guards and centers since they often don't matchup in game. it's worth noting how well he does offensively against other dominant players. very rare for a player today to have a respectable matchup history against KD, Embiid, Mitchell, Jokic, Harden and Luka.

>>150052434
>it's taking the warriors like 3 years of chicanery to trick one of the worst teams in the league to maybe give something of value for him
kek, wish it was the bulls honestly, or if we could somehow get wiggins back for kumingtard

>>150052817
Its possible they just got bottom surgery

>>150052744
>but I'm so focused on my spiritual practice right now
lmao, why do they pretend to have any human depth? let alone spirtual depth? anybody who so aggressively and blatantly edits and restructures their face and body could not possibly be spirtually in touch with anything. its like the opposite constitution. I understand criminals finding god, but thats because you can change actions and behaviour, plastic surgery (especially so aggresive) is like a permanent reflection of your soul

bros idk who needs to hear this but please just dump a bitch once she becomes a big problem. do not tolerate it for long because she wont get better, she'll only get worse if you dont put your foot down at the very first sign. if not, then you'll end up broke, in debt, pissed off and unable to do anything about it while she gleefully leaves you while you wish you never even met her but its too late because your retarded ass was horny and ignored red flags. dont be retarded

>>150054126
Said bitches will also leave you asap when they find a guy whos 1% better than you

why is quentin grimes still not signed?

>>150054137
yup. please learn from retards like me. i made the mistake so you dont have to

>>150054126
No one gets laid here but good advice nonetheless

nagisa can't dunk
but she can shoot 3s
she's just having fun
carrying her team
nagisa balls out
that's why she's the queen
wearin' 8 for kobe-bean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEszfRvkf2Y

>>150052701
>Anyone would

>by my count 75 percent of /nba/ posters want to fuck trannies
This general might be the most homosexual place on the internet. Really not beating the black man zesty allegations

>>150054199
Nah I’ve got a girlfriend with herpes

Rockets just got Cam Matthews

Malik Monk shot 32% from three and Kings are trying to sneakily package him to the Warriors for Kuminga

Dominating a tranny with a bigger banana than yours is the straightest, most alpha kind of sex there is. Accept it.

>>150054360
Traps can have nice body and face but fucking a man in they ass is gay no matter how you try to put it

is there any actual proof of the alleged tranny-fucking?

Here in America, sex is heavily censored, so it becomes an obsession. Anywhere else in the world, it's just a fact. The fact you guys actually care who or what another person has sex with says everything

>>150054345
kek the warriors franchise is so fucked, literally functions like a poverty franchise in every way but appearance.

>>150054418
the only thing i found was some twitter account with 4 followers, so that was prob the guy who made the image he posted here

>>150054449
That’s all fine my dude but fucking trannies still makes you a gay homosexual

every player who isn't signed past the 2027 season is going to lebum's euro league
every player with a 2027-2028 player option is opting out
nba gettin cucked

>>150054606
Why is Lebron starting a league?

>>150054613
he's not starting a new league, he's just amplifying the euroleague and taking all the nba talent with him

Real madrid vs olympiakos vs panathinaikos vs fenerbahce is gonna be lit by 2030

>>150054640
Good luck getting NBA players to move to Europe and take significantly smaller salaries just for satiate his ego.

>>150052571
The only people who live in DC are either evil, retarded or some combination of the two

>>150054613
Because it's schizo hours

Haha time to drink beer

how do the kings have this supposed logjam at guard yet they can never defend to save their lives?

>>150054937
>how do the kings
The answer to this question, regardless of what comes after "kings" is and will always be "Vivek Ranadive" until the day that he sells or dies.

>>150054937
why would a team see what the bulls did and try to copy it? Nothing about the kangz makes sense

had a beer with a friend now its back to cuckin canadians

>>150054988
>kangz went from best offense of all time to the bulce west
you hate to see it

>>150055053
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1UB7Qs8ABAI

>>150054860
Oh they're just making it up

>>150055078
It makes me sad that the Kangz made the playoffs that one year. The drought had a chance to become even more legendary.

>>150055053
>>150055078
Kangz and the Snus are scientific proof that the middy is dead

>>150055340
why are these niggas always so fucking happy

>>150053917
What color women are his preference? This is critical information from a basketball scouting perspective.

>>150055415
Because money buys happiness. It buys sport cars, mansions, and even attracts the hottest psychotic snow bunnies that want to murder you

>>150055604
Sovl

>>150055604
>ayton, bagley, and trae before this magic motherfucker who has gods touch

we should get the 90s bulls version of winning time

the bubble has an asterisk on it

>>150055415
There is literally zero pressure to win in Philadelphia and everyone but Sixers fans is in on the joke.

Drank 10 beers last night and im back on the grind today harden style

this is an nba superstars wife

>>150056294
lets see your wife

>>150056332
damn you didn't have to step on his neck

>>150056294
and you're a balding fat neckbeard

>>150056294
giannis is a nigerian man - known for low standards

>>150056294
I'm surprised she's not greek

>>150056089
there's pressure on maxey to prove he's more than an embiid merchant. if mccain, vj and grimes all play this season and maxey can't lead them to a play-in spot in this watered down east then wtf are the sixers doing?

>>150056896
real?

>>150056905
Very

i could never buy a bitch a birkin cuz she fuckin me

Remember those few months where it was very popular to bully Zaya Wade for some reason

>>150043902 (OP)
Warriors turned down a pick and monk for kuminga

>>150057415
yes they want it to be an even better 1st round pick

>>150057415
lightyears ahead....

>>150057415
Warriors GM is ass. Has he made a single good decision since taking over?

Luca Donakik finna win MVP, on God

>>150057528
He let Klay go.

Fuck a nigga named lebron

>>150057808
He do got dat bbl

the rockets didn't have to give steven adams a bag. like come the fuck on don't get too attached to roleplayers

>>150056294
she looks loyal.

God I can't wait for the day Itookadumpo and his scrub brothers stop playing for Greece. I am so tired of them being around

>>150058583
Based racist

>>150058583
Nigga your country hasnt been relevant since Socrates. Shut the fuck up as if you get any say on the relevance of your countries basketball team

>>150058810
Stones in glass houses, etc.

https://youtu.be/3tPsWlJEkSI?t=151
MPJbros.......

>>150058810
Why are you so mad leaf?

>>150058810
>a fucking leaf

>>150054937
because outside of keon all they have are offensive scoring guards
>>150055053
they had to be, the literally dropped 176 points and gave up 175, one of the worst defenses by a playoff team in history

Is there any particular reason Silver hasn't stepped in and done something about LeBron turning the Lakers into his personal toybox? This was once one the most prestigious team in the NBA now it's essentially an arm of Klutch Sports. Does Silver not care? Is it just a matter of ratings for him? Silver should have made them fire the GM and brought in a yes-man of his own to right the ship when they drafted Bronnie.

>>150060240
the commissioner works for the owners, not the other way around. Silver can't do shit to any of them without overwhelming support from the other owners. They have to solve their own problems

>>150060240
Lebron has no power here.

>>150060240
LuGM already put him in his place

I just flat out ignore every CanadaJeet posts.

>>150060734
honestly it's the best policy
>>150059394
one of the biggest letdowns playing this on console, was the dunks lacked the audio punch the arcade game had even on a good tv/stereo.

>>150060240
lakers haven't been the "most prestigious team" since 2010, that died long before lebron got there
what did them in was jerry buss dying + kobe injury & being an ass, and once pau left the team was as good as dead

>>150060734
CanaGODs got you shook Lauri

Lukasisters we’re going to be getting some eye candy

>>150055684
then why arent all rich people happy

>>150061198
mental deficiencies. rotten personalities. lack of perspective. etc. normal people buy their mom a house and make things easy for her are happy for life.

>>150061213
>mental deficiencies. rotten personalities. lack of perspective
That's the norm

>>150061269
i have very little hope but i certainly hope not

>>150061294
I mean just look at in on a broader scale, most Western nations aren't exactly beacons of happiness. Barring like extreme or close to extreme poverty, I don't think a lack of money is actually that impactful on happiness, it just appears that way when you live in a place with no community, no god, nothing except 40 hours a week in the wagecage to live for

LuGOAT era starts today

>>150059258
based, no one should accept money from a man with a gay fucking purse

>>150061355
the fact he was filming it pissed me off desu. people really gotta stop filming every fucking thing.

>>150059258
i couldnt watch this. please stop recording yourself giving money to homeless people. fucking hate this shit

Joel Embiid and the 76ers will win an NBA title.

>>150063654
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

okay okay im sorry for laughing...


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MOM MADE

PIZZA ROLLS

>>150063737
Keep laughing, clown. The sun will shine on Embiid. It is written.

>>150063654
>Joel Embiid

>>150063764
based

just woke up from a 2 month induced coma

im sure my warriors have already signed al horford and traded kuminga

>>150053917
same aura as luka fans

>>150056294
maybe shes really funny

>>150057353
oh but when angel reese does what jokic does, its unforgivable

>>150064083
funny looking

>>150056294
Its funny how whenever you point out how fat and unflattering giannis' wife is on twitter, you get absolutely destroyed

>>150053674
Now do only Jokic minutes net rating
>>150056294
Ugly wife happy life

>>150063654
A ring before Westbrook… a fitting end.

>>150056294
She looks like him

Would you let this nigga breed your girl if it meant your son would grow up to be MVP?

>>150064957
I think id rather get shot in the knees then have someone cuck me

>>150056294
They look like siblings.

>>150060240
Luka is in charge now.
Lebron is literally just an expiring contract.

>>150056294
I know that shit is tight af

>>150055415
It's an AI photo no?

>>150066389
No Allen Iverson is not in that photo. Nigga are you blind?

>>150066827
There is nothing in the world that justifies this statue

>Luka's gonna have to wear those humiliation ritual shirts in February
Sigh

NBA players own my pathetic white asshole.

>>150067110
Pistol Pete...

How long until LA runs him out of town?
I give him 1.5 years

>>150067034
It's what the chuds call a "humiliation ritual"

>>150067137
Bron or Luka?

>>150067034
It should be bigger

post your favorite games that you watched live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sITD7nrOVos

Lukek got extended for 3 years
How does this affect Bron and Bron Jr's legacy?

>>150067216
It's already life-sized

>>150067137
This is the last season with Bron

>>150067227
Earth B. Flat won this game alone not gonna lie familam

Iverson is the second most overrated player ever

Reminder that Emfat's "MVP" doesn't count

Imagine telling your grandchildren that you won your only award because of Kendrick Perkins DEI

So the Lakers really got what they wanted.

>>150067590
>tweeted 8/24

>>150064957
Man i would have swung on him. Probs for Jeff being a pro

So now can the Lakers get the gold jersey back? Because last season that bright yellow jersey looks really bad on Luka.

>>150067723
Luka is white and bright colors usually look bad on whites

my favorite NBA poster of all time

>6 months of spamming that Luka is a 1.5 rental only for him to sign an extension the very first day he was eligible to do so

Kek what a KWAB

C: Sabonis
PF: Kuminga
SF: DeRozan
SG: LaVine
PG: Westbrook

What team can't stop this 4 times in a series?

ok so now how can we fix LAL? how can we kick LeMickey and his $55m contract out? how can we bring in the right players to the team?

yes, Luka will be good financially and will play exceptionally, but he won't get the ring. they're fucked

>>150067971
I like what the team has done this off season considering the debilitating constraints of LeWashed giant unmovable contract. They surrounded Luka with some skilled and high upside players his own age. I think they just have to ride out this final season with LeWashed and then they can convert his cap hit into some actual athletic players who can play defense since that is what is most important for the wing positions.

>>150064957
This weird canadian Bull
Leafs are never normal

So Jokic can go to LA in free agency

LA niggas still gonna be seething by the end of the season

From another NBA Cap Expert Yossi Gozlan:
>The Lakers project to have maximum cap space in 2027 despite Luka Doncic signing a maximum extension.
>That also factors in a new lucrative contract for Austin Reaves next summer.

What we know about The Hybrid:
>the failure of the Zion experiment will bring about The Hybrid
>it is speculated that the many false Zion comebacks have delayed the coming of The Hybrid but nothing in confirmed on this front
>other theories are the league is waiting for Lebron and Curry to retire first
>contrary to some people's belief, The Hybrid does not refer to his race/ethnicity but rather his game: being a hybrid of Curry and Kawhi's game
>the most optimistic interpretations of a Curry/Kawhi hybrid are that he has GOAT potential having the size, defense, and athleticism of Kawhi with Curry level meme shooting and off ball game
>it is told The Hybrid will be somewhat of a late bloomer and possibly drafted after his sophomore college year
>if the Hybrid prophecy is false, it does not preclude the inevitability of a player whose game is a combination of Kawhi and Curry's - a high level athlete growing up in the meme shooting era learning to shoot the meme from birth will eventually happen

For me, it's Michael "Consensus GOAT" Jordan.

>>150057528
He thought signing Jimmy Bucketless for 2yrs at $121mil was a good idea now they cant give Kuminga what he wants and he will walk next summer. They are devaluing him at the negotiating table while overvaluing him in trade negotiations with other teams which makes the warriors look like literall retards kek. Looney walked and they think Al Horford will save them at Center.

Clown Show

>>150068057
yeah but who? I can't see it. they are fucked for years to come

Why isn’t LeBron here?

>>150069288
we done with lecancer and lil nepo

>>150069288
good. I can't fucking stand him

>one more season wasted

>>150069288
Send this nigga back to Arkansas

>>150069288
>ughhhh please luka-sama we want ti stay in LA please dont trade us when lebum is gone

>>150068877
The fuck is this fantasy basketball tier shiet?

>>150069288
He's a petty, self serving gossip girl

Lakers 2026-27
G LeDoncic
G LeReaves
F LeMaxi
F LeKristaps
C LeJoker

>>150069400
Luka and porz was straight dogshit last time it happened

>>150069422
The alternative is LeFontecchio

>>150069443
As long as its not the crackers on my team

>>150069385
newfag detected

>>150069288
2019 vibes

>>150069471
>LeBron: I’m trading all these niggas.

I wonder what hurts brob more, not being as good as he used to or having lost his ability to call the shots on every team hes on

Would you say the Lakers were at their very greatest when they were led by the legendary franchise guard who played his entire career in LA and is by many considered the greatest Laker of all time, and the mythical figure who belongs on the Mount Rushmore of centers and also won yet another ring with a different team?

lebron is so fucked. come to toronto well treat you like a king

>>150069686
LeYes

LeBron is a Denver Nugget

I saw girl wearing a tom brady jersey. What the fuck

>>150069798
Any girl who wears sports shirts is a whore

>>150069288
Where's reaves

>>150069288
he's celebrating with Diddy

MPJ PAID TO FUCK A TRANNY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150069288
Get LeCancer tfoh

I don’t get why all these NBA players pay for sex, like how can you not just get free bussy

The guy from a hard conservative family being a trannyfucker might be the least surprising news about him in years, after the shit cookies

Reminder that it is gay to fuck or fap to a tranny. Especially if you are from Ireland.

>>150070236
Only if you’re a bottom

>>150070260
Nah the tops are even more gay. Like, nigga, if you're topping, you're initiating nigga. You're initiating with a man, nigga. That's gay af.

Once again, there is no actual evidence of transgender prostitute solicitation by MPJ.

>>150070280
r-real...that makes sense...

it's current year and nobody cares about the gay anymore

>>150070329
That was the case before the trannies came around and ruined everything for the entire LGBT brigade. Now everyone is disgusted by the gays again.

>>150067723
They need to get rid of the disgusting fucking black and purple uniforms before anything

Doncic is the face of the league.

>>150070187
Paying a discrete professional to keep from having to deal with a more expensive situation later (baby mama drama, rape accusation)

Do we think Luka will win MVP next year? Obviously the narrative is severely in his favour, but there's a good chance that the Lakers will be bad

>>150070745
Possibly, MVP doesn’t really have any meaning or standard since Brick won it the first time so even if the Lakers are a 5 seed or lower it wouldn’t be unprecedented to give it to a guy with healthy stats on a mid team

>>150070745
>>150070763
Jokic, he was robbed this year.

Jalen Brown will win MVP this season

>>150070763
Aren't Brick and Jokic the only two to have won it as a mid seed though? Luka will have to put up some insane numbers if Jokic continues 30 point triple doubles as the 2nd or 3rd seed (that's assuming the voters have any degree of rationality)
>>150070793
Jokic would be my guess too

Is Trae Young the closest thing to Kuroko we have in the NBA?

>>150070819
The best stats don’t matter or they’d give it to Jokic each year, it’s a promotional tool for the NBA at this point. They need to show the league is more talented than it’s ever been with superstar talent and you’re missing out if you’re not watching

>>150070819
A repeat of the 2024 season with 3+ seed would work

The gave it to Shit Gilgeous Ass because they are racist against white people.

Meal. Warmed up the crossiants.

>>150070900
Are those breads filled with something

>>150070895
You have to earn a FMVP, BAWB

>>150070900
You are gonna get diabetes if you don't already have it.

>>150070857
The best stats don't matter, but you rarely see someone with worse stats and a worse seeding get MVP, generally I agree with what you're saying though, it's not a serious award
>>150070890
I don't see the Lakers as a top 3 seed, honestly

>>150070931
AVRA NVKE

>>150070900
>milk chocolate

>>150070683
This. Look at what JUST happened to Shannon Sharpe.

>>150045510
Edwards relies heavily on athleticism, is in love with his 3 point shot even though it's proven to be unreliable in the playoffs, and his team mortgaged its future to try and win the last two years (spoiler alert: they did not). We just saw peak Edwards and it wasn't all that

>>150070908
I thought for a second ishbia sold kek

>>150053674
I feel like the Heat are single-handedly bringing down that 2023 score.

>>150071124
Careful, you awaken he who must not be named

>>150071075
He made back to back WCF on a dysfunctional team as a 24 year old lmao. You dont know what you're talking about

>>150067034
Threadly reminder that Iverson
>had one (1) deep playoff run in his entire career which was only possible because of blatant refball since the league thought Mr. Cool tats and the big Philly market was a better finals matchup than Mr. Boring Ray Allen and the small-market Bucks. So his only team accomplishment is making it to a finals where he got swept in 5 and the league had to cheat to get him that far
>shot a hilariously awful 42% for his career. For comparison, John Stockton shot 51%. Stephen Curry has a 3PT% equal to Iverson's regular fg%. He scored so many points by just shooting more than anyone else on his team but as you might imagine having your "best" player missing more shots than he makes is horribly inefficient, hence the not winning anything and generally being a playoff afterthought
>and this is the point where people usually say "yeah but his teammates sucked so he had to shoot that much" which is just massive cope because we saw Iverson with a team full of A+++ talent on the olympic squad he "led" to the worst finish in team USA history. He had LeBron, Duncan and Wade on his team and got btfo by Argentina. And he actually shot WORSE than he did normally. He was the team's leading scorer and he shot 38%. If he had bad teammates, he shot too much and missed more than half of them. If he had good teammates, he...shot too much and missed more than half of them. Better supporting players would have just been wasted on him
>Also, he was paired up with Carmelo at one point when Carmelo was one of the league's leading scorers, and instead of making each other better it was awkward and ineffective and he eventually became a team cancer and was told to go home and wait to be traded or released. Again, pairing him up with anyone else good was a waste because he couldn't defer or create plays for other people. All he did was shoot, and, he was a terrible shot. He was Westbrook without the rebounding or passing which is as useless as it sounds.

>>150071124
Lakers and Wolves were also dogshit. Suns were the only legit team they faced and they were missing CP3

>>150070950
dont overreact

KD on the celtics instead of fagtum wouldve been based

>>150071206
nah I'm serious. This nigga eating 6kg of sugar in one sitting.
At least he's not drinking a coke.

How many y’all niggas watch Jamal mashburn play?

>>150071246
Good player, shame he wasnt born some years later he and cp3 couldve been a nice duo

>>150071168
Yeah, he made back-to-back conference finals....after his team mortgaged its future to give him as much help as it could. They now had to blow up that team because it was too expensive to sustain and they will never be that good again. This was his shot and he didn't get them over the hump. I give it two years max before he starts throwing teammates / coaches under the Bus and asks for a trade.

>>150071246
yeah but i cant remember a single thing about his game. too long ago.

>>150070150
>>150070172
it was a podcast session chill

>>150071197
Suns with CP3
>get thoroughly humiliated in a blowout loss
Suns without CP3
>get thoroughly humiliated in a blowout loss

Yeah I don't think that was gonna make a difference either way

Which players are jolly and always have a smile on their face?

>>150071356
Kemba walker

>>150071335
Sooner or later someone with power in Phoenix is going to have to realize that Booker is the problem. Everything around him has changed, he has remained, but the problems persist. What is the source of the problems, if not Booker himself?

>>150071335
Now how did Suns with CP3 and KD do retard? Fucking Booker and KD with no real PG took the Nuggets to 6

This bro definitely fucked a tranny

>>150071293
>that was his shot
You got some lottery numbers you can give me while you’re predicting the future? Saying a 24 year old will never get to the WCF again because the Timberwolves mortgaged assets is crazy, he might not even be a Timberwolf in his prime

>>150071526
she cute i love that hairstyle on her
>>150071517
the rotating door of coaches certainly cant be helping let alone all the wild ass constant trades. theres no normalcy or consistency there.

Devin Booker has the same amount of finals appearances as Nikola Jokic and Luka Doncic

>>150071523
You failed to respond without sounding mad

>>150071625
And you failed to answer the question. Telling.

>>150071671
Was
>how did Suns with CP3 and KD do
an actual question? I'm not even sure what you're trying to accomplish with that. They played almost no games together and the team didn't do shit either way. What's your point?

>>150043902 (OP)
GET LEGOD OUT

>>150071857
It was a pretty simply question and you're still deflecting, probably because you're just too stupid to understand the point. Suns took the champion Nuggets to 6 without their starting PG, and went 8 - 0 the games CP3 and KD played together that season.
>What's your point?
That Jokic can only beat injured teams missing their best players. It's pretty much a defined rule at this point.

>>150071893
Suck on that no trade clause nigga

>>150071990
>>150071893
gonna be great when that cap space hogging dickhead finally leaves. the lakers will finally be something they havent been in a very long time: watchable

No more sad and depressed Luka next season.

>>150070590
purple and black look good but regardless they already will

>>150071206
anon this dude ate 4 taki burgers from wendys in less than 24 hours, his fatass is probably already type 2

>>150072106
That's a fake smile

>>150072081
he's only taking up 12 mil in usable space, the 38 mil rest is bird rights money

why do white women prefer athletic NBA types?

Stupid sexy slim luka

>>150072428
Is that how it works? I thought all salary counted the same

>>150072486
i dont know i dont speak with women

>>150072486
Women are whores

>>150072525
no, you have 5 (used to be 3) thresholds, salary floor, salary cap, luxury tax, and now the 1st/2nd aprons
when you sign players you can't sign any new ones that would take you over the cap, you can however sign players who have already been on your team for a minimum of 3+ years with new contracts, this is called using bird rights
however you still have to deal with the luxury tax, and even worse now the two aprons
basically even if lebron took the absolute minimum with an MLE, the lakers would only have around 15-17 mil in cap space, a decent role player contract but the lakers weren't getting another superstar

>>150072725
Thank you

My lakies are winning another ring :)

NBA trying to force NBA Europe to happen so the lebum league doesn't destroy them
https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/2025/07/31/nba-europe-franchise-fees-likely-to-exceed-500m/

>>150071944
Just to be clear: you want me to be impressed that they *lost* a best of seven series in six games?

New
>>150072916
>>150072916
>>150072916
>>150072916

Meal

>>150052744
cheap chink work

>>150061476
his giving them money cause he want oh toothless ones

>>150071526
the man he was talking about was him