Crows V Hawks
Hawks well in front end of Q1
New schizo theory:
The dumbcunts at AFL HQ ordered all matches to become blowouts to try making a "saviour" player become the gimmick for the team that pulls a NWM all over again
would rather you draw something in ms paint that looks like total shit over this ai slop
>>150047521basef fredposter
>NNNOOO MUMMY STOP MILKING MY PROSTATE IM ONLY 12
uh oh comeback incoming! crom scored a behind!!!
It's over. Crows are coming back for a comfortable win.
>>150047545>>150047547cannot script the delusion of crom fuckheads
my dick is dry
how to fix?
>>150047566>fiberi don't want to end up like this guy
>>150047554
>>150047550>YouScores are pretty much level now.
>>150047556Put moisturiser on it. Even better if you have foreskin and can let it really soak in under that.
might play earthbound if adelaide dont get into this
>>150047331crows are overrated (have mainly been stomping shit teams, that's why their % is so high, plus they probably should've lost to bane) but hawthorn also appear to be peaking at the right time, probably because they have players like dear and day back
>make the call the fans are getting restless
>>150047586>moisturise your foreskingood way to get mold
>>150047556go back in time and not be circumcised
my igg would bootyblast both these shit teams
Bring back the jumper punch
>BIG COMEBACK INCOMING
>I feel nothing
I think I only like watching my team
>hate fatguts when he's here
>miss him when he isn't
Why is this
>>150047630How did you feel watching the saints last week?
cant wait to post with a different flag in a months time when i go on vacation its going to be epic xD
Alf gone very quiet after all the crom trash talking
>>150047636was watching the other game to completion, saw the scoreline, didn't bother watching, found out about it later
curtin probably deserves the rising star but he shouldn't be eligible because he debuted last year
>>150047641Don't think you should mate, it sends you into a tizzy every time.
dosn monkey poster you back mate
Now I want to go overseas so I can post with a different flag
for me its going overseas to sample different fags
not a crowstomer but i need them to win this game
The game will be back when the outside 5 rule goes
starting to become apparent how rigged this slop is they aren't even hiding it anymore
>le heckin giant comeback
>>150047693He'd be Thilthy about that one haha
>>150047458you were saying?
>>150047695more like adelaide were just playing dogshit for some reason then remembered how to play
Are you guys watching the game tonight in Hindi?
remember roach fans casually allowed all their kid fans hold hawk tuah signs
Does alf pass the pub test?
Not tonight, but they really need some Indians on the commentary team though.
>GF has a farm background
>Her dad was talking about trying a new thing to help breed some stock
>They're having a guy come out with an electrozapper for semen extraction (put probe up the animal's bum and zap the prostate gland a few times and they automatically ejaculate)
>GF wants to give it a try, willing to trade anal for it
>Puts one of those sparking zap lighters used for gas stoves up there pressed against the prostate
>Pulls the trigger
Do not do this. It fucking hurts beyond believe.
finna sleep in tomorrow suck shit wagies
>>150047765we are a postmaxxing community
>>150047775tomorrow is Saturday though anon
>>150047772did you ejaculate? i been wanting to try this
>>150047765just got tired of seeing a dogshit scripted game and went to look at black cops beat black women instead
>>150047775but tomorrow is Saturday?
>hawks been racists to abos again
>Go out to get chink
>Come back
>Snorethorn getting docked
Crisp
THESE TWO TEAMS... Are birds
>>150047775based NEET doesn't know what day it is
>Hawks lose the plot and start a fight at the Hill end
>Again
They're reusing the Port script.
>>150047788food or pussy?
>>150047789This has been debunked.
heard an Adelaide fan yell "cross" before that goal
>>150047801war never changes
5 goal breeze to the left of screen. Commentators are so used to roofed stadiums that they forgot to mention it.
>We are POISED for a fight at half time I tell you what
>Please keep watching for the advertising dollars
wanna see a bit less of these open hand palm offs though
should hit it with your fist no?
south australia doesnt even have crows
It's a 3 goal breeze actually
>>150047824My understanding is legal if the ball goes in a downwards trajectory. As soon as it moves level or upwards, you need to use a fist.
>>150047806Sweet honey chicken and the prawn crackers
bizzie idea: suck me off next station
>>150047830Most crows Iโve ever seen was in outback SA
jai poocombe is such an umps pet
why try and milk 50 there? pathetic
>Give opposition (finals) team a 5 goal headstart
>Still win by 100
Just give the Crows the cup now.
>>150047830Brisbane doesn't even have lions wtf
apparently crows and ravens are the same thing... not sure about corvids
>>150047856covid is a fake disease mate
whats happening whos winning
>>150047847i hate it so much when players try to milk 50s by just dropping the ball by themselves, harry mckay is an absolute merchant for this
>>150047864The viewers. How good is footy!
>Adelaide
>Wealthy
>British
>Cultured
>Educated
>Heartland of the nation
>Mulgrave
>Some shithole nobody's ever heard of
>Full of fenians and Africans
>Backwards
>>150047865bit cringe especially when you took a nice mark directly in front of the goals
it's not even like it's a difficult shot
>Female reporter tells him to "get in there"
>Ignores her and walks at the same pace
Based
>>150047830The Little Crow and Australian Raven habitat SA.
>>150047872Noticed that as well. He wasn't being told haha.
>there are "people" who thought the hawks had a chance
Lol
Lmao
Crows can't win bloke you in?
>being a cunt to females is le epic!
>>150047892I'll bet you didn't cough up a fucking peep during the first quarter.
>>150047905I just got home mate didnt have a chance
The Help is on 7Mate if anyones interested. Good flick.
>being a cunt to females is le epic!
>>150047924Sheโs cute, name?
>>150047918I love white guilt slop.
>>150047918Watching Jack Reacher on 10 Comedy
>>150047840chink prozzies have weird names these days
Misso is watching some shitty anime
>>150047924>"Straight" porn for closeted menWhy does this exist?
>>150047937is it The Apothecary Diaries?
>>150047931At what point does a film with historical themes become a white guilt film? They were treated like shit you gotta give 'em that. I don't think it leans too hard into it. Even the star is white.
>>150047924Google image search no longer works
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>>150047957A lot of 'slaves' were also treated quite well, part of the family basically.
>>150047962Have you seen it? That side of things is in there as well, the main character's nanny.
>>150047974No I wasn't talking about the film, about history in general
>>150047936Genuinely hilarious cunt
my american ancestors were slave owners
>>150047987Don't get a Dell.
>>150047988Pretty disgusting tbqhwy
>>150047987apple macbook pro
>>150047987Don't get a HP
>>150048000More likely to have hardware issues.
>>150047998do you work? is your boss disgusting? is you slaving away for goycoins while all the profits go to the 1% and off shore to places like israel disgusting? shut the fuck up cunt.
xxl
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>310k AUD
https://www.immobiliare.it/annunci/99808830
I have a Dell, everything's fine but it needs a new battery, going 5+ years used everyday
>>150047951no she already finished that one, it's something about a chick called miyo
>>150047994>>150048000Have had 2 Dell Laptops in my life, both glitchy, blue screened often and had thermal issues. Girlfriend had a Dell desktop, literally started smoking randomly one day while in warrenty, Dell did fuck all.
It's a combo of shit build quality and customer support.
>>150048026I checked, she doesn't do porn. Just boring gravures. Her name is Yuka Sawachi.
Is this ok?
Only reallly want it to google stuff and possibly torrent if I can work out how
who wanking they dick off
>>150048046no. i made a mistake of buying an under powered laptop and it was completely useless.
if you're going to post laptops make sure to post their specs
personally i'd be looking for something with 1tb SSD and a decent GPU and CPU too.
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COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOADS
>>150048057Ok, might just ask the nerdy kid at work
>>150048039Oh, damn. I also found the name but couldn't find any jav.
>>150048046I mean that should be fine if that's all you're gonna do. I would probably get something with at least 8 gigs of ram though.
Is that Varcoe in the Toyota ad? What about the other Indian? Who is he?
>>150048046I've had a cheap Lenovo for 3 years now and it's great for shitposting, watching porn and torrenting to a certain extent.
No issues thus far.
>>150048043Another one sided belting on the cards
>>150048046If you are literally just Googling stuff and Youtubing then yes it will do fine.
Something like this would probably run the Office Suite on the slow side so probably wouldn't get for work or study purposes if I had any wiggle room on the price.
how can someone not know how to torrent
boggles the mind
>>150048088more like cantscorethorn
>>150048096What the fuck is a Kompanio?
>>150048097zoomers grew up on ipads and phones
>>150048097zoomers can barely laptop let alone desktop mate
>>150048116What do you wanna talk about?
cant choose if i wanna watch the criccy or the afl
>>150048126The world swimming championships.
Just saw an black man swim faster than an aussie
youse nerds neva wanna talk about the bloody footy!
I wish i was a smart computer nerd
>>150048138>The world swimming championships.My eyes are heavy already
>>150048141he's hungover from going to the pub last night
I have no IRL friends who are interested in afl
>>150048143Same but itโs just too confusing
>>150048138I don't wanna talk about that
gonna hit the clubs
later losers
>>150048146Didn't know there were gay bars in Adelaide.
reckon adelaide oval would be pretty good for a gf
>>150048148I have no IRL friends at all anymore.
aqua
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>>150048148i have no irl friends
KEK why did he throw his arms up like a girl what a pussy
>>150048046thats abit too cheap. i just wasted five grand gambling this week. i could have bought you two macbooks. if only you had a pussy to offer in exchange.
lmao that was an insane duck
>Rats tail in 2025
I couldn't hate this Hawthorn team more
How the fuck do you miss that?
>>150048156Weโre the losers? Youโre the one going out to buy over priced watered down drinks to try and impress a bunch of people you donโt even like? Yeah weโre definitely the losers
>>150048171what about bussy?
>>150048184waiting for uber
but i can assure i wont be touching a drink lol
>>150048176too much time, panicked
>>150048195>too much time
>>150048156I'm way too old for clubs. Last time I went I wanted to start shoving people out the way because it was so crammed, I couldn't hear what the fuck anyone was saying to me because it was so loud and having to wait twenty minutes to get a $20 drink was infuriating.
Fuck clubs. I do not miss them and if I'm honest I only ever liked them when I was on ecstasy and you like anywhere on ecstasy.
hawks a bit zesty huddo says
>>150048188you would have to be a pretty cute twink for that sort of money mate
>>150048175shut the fuck up bald cunt
jesus christ adelaide don't lose this please
is weddle injured or somethin
I saw a very pretty gay twink the other day, the type you usually only see in porn, it's very rare to see one in real life
jesus christ adelaide lose this please
>>150048229>Not bald>Not a cuntBet you feel pretty silly now don't you?
I would wear a sleeve jumper but pull up the sleeves
>>150048148I have one meathead former tradie turned crypto millionaire friend who is iggs mad but we never talk after I stopped drinking
I wonder if he was attracted to me
>even absolute spergs like that guy in the crowd screaming just now are married but i'm not
jdimsa
Sicily's been really good tonight.
>>150048265yeah but he's probably raising a tradie's kid not his own
>>150048046>possibly torrent if I can work out howyou must be 18 or over to post here
disgusting spastic hawkroach fans
>>150048271he's back to looking elite
when he had a sore back he looked so awful
dont want to look at these dysgenic freaks in the crowd anymore, stop panning to them
>>150048080The Indian looking guy is Hamish and Andy's third wheel. No idea who the blackish guy is. It's not Varcoe.
>>150048279could be a hot chick idiot
that is a hideous haircut on ambrosio
Would I get pussy if I went back to uni as a 28 year old?
>>150048252based ed langdon
Why canโt we be friends
how do i get rich from crypto?
>>150048252rory lobb mode
>Managed to get some tickets to this sell out game
>They're behind the goals on the right hand side of the screen
Went through palaceโ insta last night, some pretty slutty stuff there
>>150048304Mate young women these days call Dicaprio a "pedophile" for dating women in their mid-20s.
this cunt in the mask is annoying me
>>150048310Buy some 5/10/15 years ago.
>Bellybutton piercing holeDisgusting.
>>150048310dump money into solely BTC now, you aren't too late. I rekon there's another 10 year pump cycle coming 2027+ plus
>>150048310Get a time machine. You've missed the ground floor aside from lucking into holding a shitcoin that moons or something but you might as well just gamble regularly with your money if you're considering that.
>>150048333t. king louis xiv iykwim haha
>>150048332Zoomers are "calling out" Liam Neesons age gap with Pamela Anderson.
that big guy with the beard kicks nice
>>150048332majority of women would date leo instead of calling him a pedo, false blackpill
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>>150048356>People are mad about a 73 year old man dates 58 year old womanWho could possibly give a fuck? Anyone mad at that deserves to be drowned.
I saw zoomers freaking out about a 23-28 age gap
mabior is a free kick against merchant lmao
>>150048356Wouldn't she be fkn ancient by now?
Why do they call him the wizard, did I miss something?
>>150048388Absolute gumby. Capable of doing some good things now and then but I really don't rate him.
>>150048296>he doesn't know hot chicks who can torrentwho's the real idiot here
>>150048381Zoomers find age gaps gross and disgusting
>>150048332I just watched a hoe_math video about how this a bullshit signal women put out trying to negate high status mean so they appear high value, as if they wouldn't fuck Leo given the chance and the social proof that came from it
>9 different goal scorers
sign of a well-functioning forward line obviously
>>150048388not me but dad always says that "black fellas can't play footy."
in not racist so i would never say or even think such a thing
>>150048401>did I miss something?missing like his contribution to this game
whats with teammates shoving each other after a goal these days
>>150048410No you are right they would. But they'll act holier than thou until that opportunity comes
Look at that gay shit, Day running up and shoving Ginni, because they're so heckin fired up
Fuck would love to see ginni or wizard kick a goal after the siren
>>150048435>untilmeant if
crows win they're at the scoring end now
crows kicking to the scoring end in the last quarter
WE ARE READY FOR A HUM DINGER OF A FINAL TERM HERE
>>150048452No such thing retard
Anyone else reckon its hot to watch a girl take a piss?
Happy to see either of these teams lose
>>150048356>Be an A list movie star>Date a washed former porn actressJesus christ.
>>150048466Fuck yes it is. I absolutely love it myself.
>tfw used to have a fuck buddy who would do piss play with me but then she got a bf and couldn't see me anymore
>>150048494well at least she's clean
simply refuse to watch ted lasso
>>150048514Same, I won't watch anything seppo
>>150048514Itโs really bad but in a comfy kind of way
i never watched 'tiger king' during the 'pandemic' because i am superior to the normgroid npc masses
Hate Barrass. Traitorous narcissistic nepobaby rich private school pseud wanker whose ego couldn't handle being in a shit team. Fucking disloyal dog. Hope his life turns to complete shit, hope he gets a career ending injury, hope his wife leaves him, hope he slips in the shower and becomes wheelchair bound
>11.5 beating 9.9
Good kicking is good football.
>>150048538you're emBarrassing yourself mate
>>150048466no, you are a degenerate who has sexual dysfunction
>>150048504Oh so she pissed on you
>>150048540if you can't kick you can't play
>>150048466This but pooing.
Even more so when they can do it without peeing. That's always so mysterious - never been able to do it myself.
>>150048310autobuy $50/week
>>150048356>>150048494there's something bigger at play here IMO, she was allowed into the Embassy to see Assange after all.
/nrl/ here my multi relies on the Crows winning this
>>150048538did he sexually barrass your sister?
>>150048573Letโs get this bread bro $
>>150048310Stocks are the play
>Plebbit and eBay up 15% after earningsBTC hasn't done this in yoinks
>>150048375luv me y = -sin(3x/2) scoreworm m8
>>150048573Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.
>>150048538based iggspastic
>>150048573Based gambling bringing communities together.
Worpel has looked a mile of the pace since coming on.
>18/21 goals at one end
hmm
It's a good thing the Adelaide Oval didn't get a grand final during covid. Imagine hosting it at a meme ground with only one scoring end.
>>150048592how do scoring end deniers cope with this?
how cane one end be a scoring end it doesn't make any sense
How the fuck is there a scoring end on a clear, perfectly-still night? Explain yourself, Adelaide fags.
>>150048600>Boring corporate stand at one end>SOUL hill at the otherWhich one would you rather kick towards?
Lads, Phil Thorpe just posted
>sicily having a bitch and moan
cry you fucking baby
Dawson and Sicily are not friends.
the ball skills in this are legit terrible, no-one can pass effectively at all
massimo looks like the bartender cuck meme
>>150048622
Lmao he clearly touched that
Fuck me, umpiring is shit.
KEK GET FUCKED SICILY YOU MAGGOT
>>150048640The crows guy also played on.
>>150048657Play the whistle mate
having a bitch in long sleeves, fucking little cunt
umps conspiring against collingwood as usual
>>150048657he played on because sicily was encroaching on the mark
play by the whistle champ
King gizzard and the hawthorn wizard
>>150048610the ball is magnetically weighted to those goal posts
Crows still yet to beat a decent side
Play this whistle
*Unzips dick*
>>150048669collingwood will beat this shit team by 100 though
just shows hawthorn are the bigger pretenders but crows are still not making it to the main stage
another crucial umpball moment brought to you by gayfl
lol, clearly there, you dumb cunts. Shut up.
adelaide to win by a goal in the last 5 seconds like that poort game
>>150048685Return to innocence
You ever notice how white bontworld is?
>>150048046>ChromebookShit won't run on it.
Get a normal computer and put Linux Mint on it. An old Lenovo would work fine.
can't wait till the day some hothead player decks an umpire live on national telly
>>150048706that's why it's a dream
>>150048701This but ginnivan to kick it and give a Shhhhh to the crowd
>>150048685what's the issue m8?
>20/24 goals to one end
any scoring end deniers in?
>>150048697Sorry to hear that mate
>>150048697crisp jack gunston carrying his shit team to a win
pretty disappointed, thought the Crows would have a 6 goal mogging here
>50k crowd
wtf what's the adelaide oval capacity i thought it was like 40k
>>150048714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bEBz5UPhTA
>>150048720Right end is due for some more goals. Free win for the Hawks.
Players with long sleeves look like such dorks. "Oooo it's so cold ooo"
>>150048732It's like 52k i think
>Hold, free kick Hawthorn
Kek, thought it was the other way. Clear free on replay though (although play on advantage missed the goal)
>took advantage, umpire didn't pay it
>then they pay a 50
holy shit man
Keane's been huge all night but he's been holding both those times. Don't know why he's bitching.
will day should change his name to will night when hawthorn plays a night game
Umps having a say in this one me thinks
adelaide fans booing the exact same shit that put them in front, spastics games even now
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>>150048759correct hold call to begin with but hawthorn 100% took advantage there and then they paid a 50, which are both terrible decisions
>>150048778>home team boos when something happens against their teamWhoa.
>>150048787Adelaide by 5?
>>150048787ARRRGHHHH I'M GONNA WORMMMMMMM
protip: if you don't want to get ruined by umpires, play really good footy
>hawks get bullshit umpire favouritism
>adelaide gets fucked
come on lads you didn't expect it?
>>150048787>>150048802Based David Rodan tribute.
bit of loom about this one
>>150048808i literally saw a hawks player get taken high and it wasn't called, and then mere seconds later a crom player got tackled and it was randomly called a high, don't complain about the scumpires crom fuckhead
Kane bringing up his contract kek
>>150048808I thought they might change the script up a bit...
>>150048820>he thinks i'm cromlmao retard, stew harder
>>150048833don't know who stew is champ
>>150048837No but Steven May
Loomers, we're still in it...
BASED TEX
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>The big strong American from the previous thread left
>Missed this kino
Hawks just keep fucking over-possessing.
>there's still 5 storylines to be played out here yet
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
TEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY
damn bros he choked that one
>*misses*
Can't beat the scoring end.
hawthorn cannot handle the fucking ball at all, legit worse than auskick kids
kek you fucking retard
how can top level spastics miss shit like that?
You stupid, mentally-weak motherfucker.
reminder that we have all the hawks picks iggs bros
first to 100 usually wins
>gets paid six figures to miss an easy shot on goal in your path
That's it. That's game done. Costly miss.
What did the Tex message say
the old fashioned 11 point turnaround
TEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ
>20 out almost in front
>miss
>one minute later
>45 out on the boundary
>goal
hahahahahaha
theresh geeuuhh yuhhhh yeyeahhhhh guuhhnfnddbtbpmmpttbbtt
this chick in the harvey norman ad looks like an indian ben shapiro
Who stops crows forward line????
>>150048926Zoomer vs Boomer really.
nice kick ginni you little bitch
>>150048934moore, howe, frampton, maynard
adelaide defenders playing really well this game ngl
D'Amhomio fucked up again. What a faggot.
both of these teams will not win a finals game
>>150048949>team with 2nd fewest points conceded in the league has a good defenceBig call there mate
Do you ever just sometimes forget where you are and what you were doing and how you got there?
awful effort by everyone involved
You know hawks got a problem with gunston is their best forward.
>5AA is going to be upbeat after a good win
There's no fun in that...
>pretenders beat pretenders
yawn
>>150048965Crows will win both their home finals
We were robbed off a tight finish by D'Ambrosio missing a fucking sitter. Shame.
Chol coming back in the team has messed up their structure
>>150048973no but sometimes I feel like I'm watching someone else life play out and I'm just a passenger, sometimes I look at my hands and they don't look like my own
>>150048987they barely beat a vfl team you retarded spastic
>>150048968yeah this is also the team that gave up something like 100 points to dosn earlier in the year, they've tightened up
KEK WATSON YOU TINY PRICK
was really expecting a stinker today coming off the showdown but after>we got out of the first quarter it's been really good
>gifted two easy frees to get you back into the game
>kick behinds both times
kek
KEK
K E K
Were the pride born in isolation
Were the mighty iggly iggs
>>150049012On ya, lost mine again by one due to Soligo
The Mighty Adelaide Crows lads.
Fucking Hudson, he is so lame
You blokes hear that wank for the last minute?
>>150048463sure about that?
>we're the PRIDE of south australia
lol gay
what kind of team colours are piss and poo anyway?
>tfw crows gf
Been feasting this year lads.
>>150049042We were the pride before the homos hijacked it.
Why is Abby so fucking shiny?
>>150049048won't make it dickhead
absolute pretender team
>>150049044it's an interesting discussion
>>150049056t. hawthorn cuckstomer
>>150049048Lucky bastard.
>tfw no crows gf
the 5D chess going on to prepare for finals pressure by letting your opponent take a 5 goal lead
>>150048999That was in round 2 and the bombers still lost by 10 goals
Tha you /AFL/for my multi
>tfw no crown gf
might drink and drive lads
>>150049055Bukkake aficionado.
hawthorn will win 1 more game this year (melbourne) and then go out of the 8 kek
JB is making fun of Texs ears. At least his son didn't marry the biggest whore in Australia
The West Coast supporters in here are absolutely retarded
Still waiting for the crows to beat a decent team
I really enjoyed that game of footy
>>150049103it was good besides a bunch of shit ump calls
Thank fuck the poos and wees cant kick straight
mitchell is a retard if he picks chol again this year
>>150049103Yeah good game
>>150049112high roller over here
Wish I had the courage to grab life by the balls
>>150049103Same but the game deserved a better ending.
>>150049120meant balls btw iykwim haha
>>150049119Ice soup for dinner again anon?
>>150049125That's what he said you fucking retarded dipshit faggot spastic dumbcunt.
and respected by our foes
wish a woman would grab me by the balls
Now watch us lose next week lol
>>150049161it would be kino if they did it again in the finals
>>150049116>good gamei once fingered hex in a broadmeadows nightclub
Iโm completely fucked in the head
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>duck to get frees
>can't even kick the easiest set shots
holy kwab
dont EVER presume to speak for me again cunt
>>150049158that's sexist oh wait no sorry no one cares about men you patriarchal oppressor x
>>150049173oh yeah? well i once fingered tex in an adelaide oval forward arc
>>150049181What Anon is saying here is that a previous post got his knickers in a knot.
>>150049132meant wife btw iykwim haha
>>150049197i once fingered hex in an ultimo nightclub in her behind champ
>>150049085based Kingy, I mean David.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PsycheOrSike/comments/1me9afx/incels_are_men_who_believe_they_are_unable_to/
>>150049207there are no nightclubs in Ultimo
>>150049210applied for crown black status yet mate
>>150049218>he doesn't know about the secret raves at ABC and UTSngmi
>poofheads
crisp queerbasher tex
>>150049220too poor, I remember watching a guy sit down at $50 a hand blackjack and played every box and they handed him a clipboard for his details within 6 minutes
Is it possible to make decent money gambling at a casino across a long period of time if youโre reallllly lucky?
>>150049248>and they handed him a clipboard for his details within 6 minutewhy?
i'm 28 and have never had a gf or even kissed a girl and the thought of it scares me and I get nervous (not gay)
>>150049258NTA but I assume it's getting him to sign up for one of their memberships.
>>150049248so he could get his card for the Pearl Room (Crown Perth VIP room)
>>150049256unless you're very good at poker or baccarat I wouldn't bother. the rake on poker would eat into your win rate and I don't know what the EV on baccarat is especially with the degenerate asians there all the time. There is not other game that you can have an edge at. Blackjack is 6 decks and multi shuffled after every hand it's disgraceful.
https://youtu.be/cjRn5-6Gcpo
>>150049256just don't win too much
easier in nevada when we're lucky to have 2 casinos in 1 state
>>150049269just get drunk
>>150049288That hairstyle is pmo
My dick doesnt even work properly anymore
>>150049269I've had sex with 15 women but last time was like 10 years ago.
rather women, 15, iykwim haha
>>150049161can't wait for nicksy to break out the talking stick
>>150049309haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
want to take a ride in my pedo sorry meant paddy wagon iykwim haha
How much have you drank today mickhead?
micksperg it's time for your dose
open wide, here comes the aeroplane!
frog_
md5: 8877e5a11a18d2d777efa7a8c9a4149b
๐
I've had sex with 3 women and none of them could make me orgasm with vaginal penetration.
>>150049316The haha ikwym haha iykwim haha posts are hilarious
i've fucked 26 women, 3 of them prozzies and had 2 relationships during that time. Including the one I'm in now. Still feel like it isn't enough
>>150049322>>150049325it's an interesting discussion officer
>>150049332no but steven may
>>150049334I wish I had just married my virginal girlfriend when I was 18. I would gladly trade in every relationship and one night stand I had after that to be married to her now.
if you don't want children then don't have children. why the fuck do people get pregnant when they don't want to be and then put no effort into raising their kid. they bring a child into existence just to treat them like they don't exist. fucking kill me
Its part of his gimmick, he's not actually medicated, he wants us to think he's the most pathetic hopeless worthless retard imagineable but thats not the case, i see through him
im subscribed to over 1000 ASMRtists
I have never had sexual intercourse
>>150049343Night lads
https://youtu.be/bHOvQ5P5Mr8?si=pwOeCXM8tGSJw-jq
>>150049340me irl
>>150049341applied for ice cream yet mate
>>150049355based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU
I wrote a play about going to coles this week
>>150049365What are you going to do with it?
>150049367
sois hate rhodesia retard
>>150049362weird how i can't find it on any map
>>150049355>>150049362picrel
>>150049380weird how white genocide israel
I used to love getting to higher tiers on my be games card, after learning about crown cards I want to reach all the colours on that
>>150049375>gay moustaches>short shorts>beat up by blacksthink they are the sois lad
>>150049408Don't forget the intensely homoerotic vibes
Just head my sperg neighbour grunt and break his keyboard
>>150049426Vidya rage or something?
>>150049394i got to gold but thanks to the AML laws i didn't get the physical card before moving out of Melbourne
>>150049408don't forget less than 100 Rhodesians defeating thousands of blacks with less than 10 casualties
>>150049436idk he yelled something like "MU ODESIA" hard to hear
>>150049436no but steven game
Missus has some tradie fuckhead coming to work on the house tomorrow
>>150049369it's part of a larger story
I couldn't be fucked describing it in prose, so I turned it into a 5000 word piss-take
https://youtu.be/agscRci_GHs
>>150049439Operation Dingo?
Coming around to the idea of living in an apartment after being a suburbanite my whole life
>>150049465ah shit was that the one
could've sworn there was only 80 or 90 Rhodesians but the numbers look similar
the Rhodesians were defending right?
might have been the ba5le they based that propo bullshit the woman king on despite the blacks getting heemed to high heaven
>>150049499how many battles have you fought in champ?
>>150049530it's an interesting discussion
>>150049530the constant battle supressing my latent homosexuality
>>150049499>the Rhodesians were defending right?Nah, that was a pre-emptive strike.
>might have been the ba5le they based that propo bullshit the woman king on despite the blacks getting heemed to high heavenNot sure about the specific battle involving small forces defending in that one there was probably a few. It was a very one-sided conflict.
I did not watch the footy tonight
>>150049566Your loss, NRLsperg.
>>150049530I was in a battle during the australian summer of 2023 and we were victorious. The battle is now a cold war.
>>150049442kek dumb Ukrainian orc neighbor
>>150049578Wait you actually watch afl? fucking loser wow
>>150049439>>150049465was this the one where they rolled into the camp pretending to be higher command and called everyone to formation before opening fire? Fucking insane.
Keen for summer when we can start sleeping with the window open, itโs been a very cold winter
>>150049601our destiny is the stars, that's why the tribe wants to dilute and demoralize us.
>>150049559>Dahomeykek, was just trying to find this
https://www.bitchute.com/video/HTCrzu62WD0X
not the same battle but still great minds innit
no wonder they didn't have permanent buildings and have to beg for food
never close my windows me
>>150049743>deep tech technologies
>>150049743r/ThatHappened
>>150049743how could she hear what she said if she had to pause her music? I don't hate women enough
>deep techdeep in her ass mashallah
>>150049743A simple "no, my job' would have done.
>>150049974but then i couldn't have yoused it for yous you chauvinist misogynist
Never been into asmr, recently I fall asleep listening to wingsofredemption edits
>ynr when he used to play lol (goyslop trash that it is) in s2 and was sponsored by curse
y'all a bunch of slack jaw faggots
Gorged myself on absolute junk. So full my lungs donโt feel like they can inflate properly.
>>150051627based fatguts. looking forward to feasting on some fish n chips in a few hours myself.
Iโd let her ping me for holding the ball.
>>150051666>Exploding out of the top of your socksWhat is the leg version of a muffin top?
>>150051666yjk when she umpires the u14 boys she wears her shirt like that and her calvin klein gstring peek out of her shorts
>>150052696The game isn't until tonight.
Feels like a toad has crawled into my lower colon and is croaking every 5 minutes.
Woke up farting up a storm this morning
trying me hand at this ai image generation thing. cunt doesn't seem to understand what i mean when i write "muscular crow dunking a cockroach into toilet bowl"
>>150053512Here you go mate
>>150054019nice
here i told it to make me a red and blue demon on skis attacking a baby eagle
Need a port adelaide power fighting a freo docker