Thread 150047507

Crows V Hawks

Hawks well in front end of Q1

New schizo theory:
The dumbcunts at AFL HQ ordered all matches to become blowouts to try making a "saviour" player become the gimmick for the team that pulls a NWM all over again

HEAVE HO UNNA

would rather you draw something in ms paint that looks like total shit over this ai slop

Fraud Night Footy

Dogs

>>150047521
basef fredposter

>>150047524
Code?

Tiggs

uh oh comeback incoming! crom scored a behind!!!

It's over. Crows are coming back for a comfortable win.

Going to bed, night lads

>>150047545
>>150047547
cannot script the delusion of crom fuckheads

Squeezing out a turd.

my dick is dry
how to fix?

>>150047556
fiber

>>150047566
>fiber
i don't want to end up like this guy >>150047554

>>150047550
>You
Scores are pretty much level now.

Is Isaac Cumming

>>150047556
asian prozzie

um.. roach bros

>>150047556
Put moisturiser on it. Even better if you have foreskin and can let it really soak in under that.

might play earthbound if adelaide dont get into this

>>150047331
crows are overrated (have mainly been stomping shit teams, that's why their % is so high, plus they probably should've lost to bane) but hawthorn also appear to be peaking at the right time, probably because they have players like dear and day back

CORSW STATUS: COMING!!!

>>150047586
>moisturise your foreskin
good way to get mold

>>150047556
go back in time and not be circumcised

my igg would bootyblast both these shit teams

>>150047614
SO true

Bring back the jumper punch

Oh how the turn tables

>BIG COMEBACK INCOMING
>I feel nothing

I think I only like watching my team

>hate fatguts when he's here
>miss him when he isn't
Why is this

>>150047630
How did you feel watching the saints last week?

cant wait to post with a different flag in a months time when i go on vacation its going to be epic xD

Alf gone very quiet after all the crom trash talking

>>150047636
was watching the other game to completion, saw the scoreline, didn't bother watching, found out about it later

curtin probably deserves the rising star but he shouldn't be eligible because he debuted last year

>>150047641
Don't think you should mate, it sends you into a tizzy every time.

dosn monkey poster you back mate

ripper goal

crowbros we are so back

Now I want to go overseas so I can post with a different flag

for me its going overseas to sample different fags

not a crowstomer but i need them to win this game

>>150047676
KWEEM kweem x

The game will be back when the outside 5 rule goes

that was meek

starting to become apparent how rigged this slop is they aren't even hiding it anymore
>le heckin giant comeback

>>150047693
He'd be Thilthy about that one haha

>>150047690
ta labla x

>>150047701
los lad x

>crom v hok
lmao xd

>>150047458
you were saying?

>>150047695
more like adelaide were just playing dogshit for some reason then remembered how to play

Will Day or Will Night?

hawk tuah haha

Are you guys watching the game tonight in Hindi?

remember roach fans casually allowed all their kid fans hold hawk tuah signs

get fucked you blokes

Does alf pass the pub test?

whys the thread dead now

Not tonight, but they really need some Indians on the commentary team though.

but big terry likes it

>GF has a farm background
>Her dad was talking about trying a new thing to help breed some stock
>They're having a guy come out with an electrozapper for semen extraction (put probe up the animal's bum and zap the prostate gland a few times and they automatically ejaculate)
>GF wants to give it a try, willing to trade anal for it
>Puts one of those sparking zap lighters used for gas stoves up there pressed against the prostate
>Pulls the trigger
Do not do this. It fucking hurts beyond believe.

finna sleep in tomorrow suck shit wagies

>>150047765
we are a postmaxxing community

>>150047775
tomorrow is Saturday though anon

>>150047772
did you ejaculate? i been wanting to try this

>>150047765
just got tired of seeing a dogshit scripted game and went to look at black cops beat black women instead

>>150047775
but tomorrow is Saturday?

>Go out to get chink
>Come back
>Snorethorn getting docked
Crisp

THESE TWO TEAMS... Are birds

>>150047775
based NEET doesn't know what day it is

>Hawks lose the plot and start a fight at the Hill end
>Again
They're reusing the Port script.

Crisp goal

>>150047788
food or pussy?

>>150047789
This has been debunked.

heard an Adelaide fan yell "cross" before that goal

>>150047801
war never changes

5 goal breeze to the left of screen. Commentators are so used to roofed stadiums that they forgot to mention it.

cumming... to butts

>We are POISED for a fight at half time I tell you what
>Please keep watching for the advertising dollars

wanna see a bit less of these open hand palm offs though
should hit it with your fist no?

south australia doesnt even have crows

It's a 3 goal breeze actually

>>150047824
My understanding is legal if the ball goes in a downwards trajectory. As soon as it moves level or upwards, you need to use a fist.

>>150047806
Sweet honey chicken and the prawn crackers

bizzie idea: suck me off next station

>>150047830
Most crows I’ve ever seen was in outback SA

jai poocombe is such an umps pet

why try and milk 50 there? pathetic

>Give opposition (finals) team a 5 goal headstart
>Still win by 100
Just give the Crows the cup now.

>>150047830
Brisbane doesn't even have lions wtf

>poothorn
kek

apparently crows and ravens are the same thing... not sure about corvids

DEGGS

>>150047856
covid is a fake disease mate

whats happening whos winning

>>150047847
i hate it so much when players try to milk 50s by just dropping the ball by themselves, harry mckay is an absolute merchant for this

>>150047864
The viewers. How good is footy!

>Adelaide
>Wealthy
>British
>Cultured
>Educated
>Heartland of the nation

>Mulgrave
>Some shithole nobody's ever heard of
>Full of fenians and Africans
>Backwards

Pretty good game so far

>>150047865
bit cringe especially when you took a nice mark directly in front of the goals
it's not even like it's a difficult shot

>Female reporter tells him to "get in there"
>Ignores her and walks at the same pace
Based

Half time

>>150047830
The Little Crow and Australian Raven habitat SA.

>>150047872
Noticed that as well. He wasn't being told haha.

>there are "people" who thought the hawks had a chance
Lol
Lmao

Crows can't win bloke you in?

hawthorn = PISS and SHIT

>>150047892
I'll bet you didn't cough up a fucking peep during the first quarter.

>>150047894
Reddit

>>150047905
I just got home mate didnt have a chance

Women? More like objects

The Help is on 7Mate if anyones interested. Good flick.

>>150047924
She’s cute, name?

>>150047918
I love white guilt slop.

>>150047918
Watching Jack Reacher on 10 Comedy

>>150047840
chink prozzies have weird names these days

Misso is watching some shitty anime

>>150047924
>"Straight" porn for closeted men
Why does this exist?

>>150047930
cherry evans

>>150047937
is it The Apothecary Diaries?

>>150047931
At what point does a film with historical themes become a white guilt film? They were treated like shit you gotta give 'em that. I don't think it leans too hard into it. Even the star is white.

>>150047924
Google image search no longer works

>>150047957
A lot of 'slaves' were also treated quite well, part of the family basically.

>>150047957
skill issue

>>150047962
Have you seen it? That side of things is in there as well, the main character's nanny.

>>150047974
No I wasn't talking about the film, about history in general

>>150047936
Genuinely hilarious cunt

Recs on a cheap laptop?

my american ancestors were slave owners

>>150047987
Don't get a Dell.

>>150047988
Pretty disgusting tbqhwy

>>150047987
apple macbook pro

>>150047994
Why not

>>150047987
Don't get a HP

>>150048000
More likely to have hardware issues.

>>150047998
do you work? is your boss disgusting? is you slaving away for goycoins while all the profits go to the 1% and off shore to places like israel disgusting? shut the fuck up cunt.

>310k AUD
https://www.immobiliare.it/annunci/99808830

I have a Dell, everything's fine but it needs a new battery, going 5+ years used everyday

>>150047951
no she already finished that one, it's something about a chick called miyo

>>150047524
Code sir?

>>150047987
thinkpad

>>150047994
>>150048000
Have had 2 Dell Laptops in my life, both glitchy, blue screened often and had thermal issues. Girlfriend had a Dell desktop, literally started smoking randomly one day while in warrenty, Dell did fuck all.

It's a combo of shit build quality and customer support.

>>150048026
I checked, she doesn't do porn. Just boring gravures. Her name is Yuka Sawachi.

what's the score?

Is this ok?
Only reallly want it to google stuff and possibly torrent if I can work out how

who wanking they dick off

>>150048046
no. i made a mistake of buying an under powered laptop and it was completely useless.
if you're going to post laptops make sure to post their specs
personally i'd be looking for something with 1tb SSD and a decent GPU and CPU too.

COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOADS

>>150048057
Ok, might just ask the nerdy kid at work

>>150048039
Oh, damn. I also found the name but couldn't find any jav.

>>150048046
I mean that should be fine if that's all you're gonna do. I would probably get something with at least 8 gigs of ram though.

Is that Varcoe in the Toyota ad? What about the other Indian? Who is he?

>>150048046
I've had a cheap Lenovo for 3 years now and it's great for shitposting, watching porn and torrenting to a certain extent.
No issues thus far.

>>150048043
Another one sided belting on the cards

>>150048046
If you are literally just Googling stuff and Youtubing then yes it will do fine.

Something like this would probably run the Office Suite on the slow side so probably wouldn't get for work or study purposes if I had any wiggle room on the price.

how can someone not know how to torrent
boggles the mind

>>150048088
more like cantscorethorn

>>150048096
What the fuck is a Kompanio?

>>150048097
zoomers grew up on ipads and phones

fuck up nerds

install gentoo

>>150048097
zoomers can barely laptop let alone desktop mate

>>150048116
What do you wanna talk about?

cant choose if i wanna watch the criccy or the afl

>>150048126
The world swimming championships.

Just saw an black man swim faster than an aussie

is ginni even playing?

youse nerds neva wanna talk about the bloody footy!

I wish i was a smart computer nerd

>>150048138
>The world swimming championships.
My eyes are heavy already

>>150048141
he's hungover from going to the pub last night

I have no IRL friends who are interested in afl

>>150048143
Same but it’s just too confusing

>>150048138
I don't wanna talk about that

gonna hit the clubs
later losers

>>150048148
same

>>150048146
Didn't know there were gay bars in Adelaide.

reckon adelaide oval would be pretty good for a gf

>>150048148
I have no IRL friends at all anymore.

>>150048148
i have no irl friends

KEK why did he throw his arms up like a girl what a pussy

>>150048046
thats abit too cheap. i just wasted five grand gambling this week. i could have bought you two macbooks. if only you had a pussy to offer in exchange.

lmao that was an insane duck

>Rats tail in 2025
I couldn't hate this Hawthorn team more

How the fuck do you miss that?

>>150048156
We’re the losers? You’re the one going out to buy over priced watered down drinks to try and impress a bunch of people you don’t even like? Yeah we’re definitely the losers

>>150048164
Agua :D

>>150048171
what about bussy?

>>150048184
waiting for uber
but i can assure i wont be touching a drink lol

>>150048176
too much time, panicked

>>150048195
>too much time

Does Josh Battle

>>150048156
I'm way too old for clubs. Last time I went I wanted to start shoving people out the way because it was so crammed, I couldn't hear what the fuck anyone was saying to me because it was so loud and having to wait twenty minutes to get a $20 drink was infuriating.
Fuck clubs. I do not miss them and if I'm honest I only ever liked them when I was on ecstasy and you like anywhere on ecstasy.

hawks a bit zesty huddo says

>>150048188
you would have to be a pretty cute twink for that sort of money mate

>>150048175
shut the fuck up bald cunt

lucky bastard

jesus christ adelaide don't lose this please

is weddle injured or somethin

I saw a very pretty gay twink the other day, the type you usually only see in porn, it's very rare to see one in real life

jesus christ adelaide lose this please

>>150048229
>Not bald
>Not a cunt
Bet you feel pretty silly now don't you?

>>150048237
yes

I would wear a sleeve jumper but pull up the sleeves

>>150048148
I have one meathead former tradie turned crypto millionaire friend who is iggs mad but we never talk after I stopped drinking

I wonder if he was attracted to me

>even absolute spergs like that guy in the crowd screaming just now are married but i'm not
jdimsa

Sicily's been really good tonight.

wog

>>150048265
yeah but he's probably raising a tradie's kid not his own

>>150048046
>possibly torrent if I can work out how
you must be 18 or over to post here

disgusting spastic hawkroach fans

>>150048271
he's back to looking elite
when he had a sore back he looked so awful

dont want to look at these dysgenic freaks in the crowd anymore, stop panning to them

>>150048080
The Indian looking guy is Hamish and Andy's third wheel. No idea who the blackish guy is. It's not Varcoe.

>>150048279
could be a hot chick idiot

Uhh crom bros???

that is a hideous haircut on ambrosio

Would I get pussy if I went back to uni as a 28 year old?

>>150048252
based ed langdon

Why can’t we be friends

how do i get rich from crypto?

>>150048252
rory lobb mode

>Managed to get some tickets to this sell out game
>They're behind the goals on the right hand side of the screen

Went through palace’ insta last night, some pretty slutty stuff there

>>150048304
Mate young women these days call Dicaprio a "pedophile" for dating women in their mid-20s.

this cunt in the mask is annoying me

>>150048310
Buy some 5/10/15 years ago.

>Bellybutton piercing hole
Disgusting.

>>150048310
dump money into solely BTC now, you aren't too late. I rekon there's another 10 year pump cycle coming 2027+ plus

ginni

>>150048310
Get a time machine. You've missed the ground floor aside from lucking into holding a shitcoin that moons or something but you might as well just gamble regularly with your money if you're considering that.

>>150048333
t. king louis xiv iykwim haha

>>150048332
Zoomers are "calling out" Liam Neesons age gap with Pamela Anderson.

that big guy with the beard kicks nice

>>150048332
majority of women would date leo instead of calling him a pedo, false blackpill

Good match.

crisp

>>150048356
>People are mad about a 73 year old man dates 58 year old woman
Who could possibly give a fuck? Anyone mad at that deserves to be drowned.

I saw zoomers freaking out about a 23-28 age gap

mabior is a free kick against merchant lmao

>>150048356
Wouldn't she be fkn ancient by now?

Why do they call him the wizard, did I miss something?

>>150048388
Absolute gumby. Capable of doing some good things now and then but I really don't rate him.

>>150048296
>he doesn't know hot chicks who can torrent
who's the real idiot here

>>150048381
Zoomers find age gaps gross and disgusting

>>150048332
I just watched a hoe_math video about how this a bullshit signal women put out trying to negate high status mean so they appear high value, as if they wouldn't fuck Leo given the chance and the social proof that came from it

whos your kfc flg mvp

>9 different goal scorers
sign of a well-functioning forward line obviously

>>150048388
not me but dad always says that "black fellas can't play footy."
in not racist so i would never say or even think such a thing

>>150048401
>did I miss something?
missing like his contribution to this game

>>150048412
chol

whats with teammates shoving each other after a goal these days

GINNI

>>150048410
No you are right they would. But they'll act holier than thou until that opportunity comes

Look at that gay shit, Day running up and shoving Ginni, because they're so heckin fired up

Fuck would love to see ginni or wizard kick a goal after the siren

>>150048435
>until
meant if

crows win they're at the scoring end now

crows kicking to the scoring end in the last quarter

WE ARE READY FOR A HUM DINGER OF A FINAL TERM HERE

>>150048452
No such thing retard

Anyone else reckon its hot to watch a girl take a piss?

I’d love a pet eagle

Happy to see either of these teams lose

>>150048356
>Be an A list movie star
>Date a washed former porn actress
Jesus christ.

Zamn

>>150048466
Fuck yes it is. I absolutely love it myself.

>tfw used to have a fuck buddy who would do piss play with me but then she got a bf and couldn't see me anymore

>>150048494
well at least she's clean

simply refuse to watch ted lasso

>>150048514
Same, I won't watch anything seppo

>>150048514
It’s really bad but in a comfy kind of way

i never watched 'tiger king' during the 'pandemic' because i am superior to the normgroid npc masses

Hate Barrass. Traitorous narcissistic nepobaby rich private school pseud wanker whose ego couldn't handle being in a shit team. Fucking disloyal dog. Hope his life turns to complete shit, hope he gets a career ending injury, hope his wife leaves him, hope he slips in the shower and becomes wheelchair bound

>11.5 beating 9.9
Good kicking is good football.

>>150048538
you're emBarrassing yourself mate

>>150048466
no, you are a degenerate who has sexual dysfunction

>>150048504
Oh so she pissed on you

>>150048540
if you can't kick you can't play

>>150048466
This but pooing.
Even more so when they can do it without peeing. That's always so mysterious - never been able to do it myself.

>>150048310
autobuy $50/week

>>150048356
>>150048494
there's something bigger at play here IMO, she was allowed into the Embassy to see Assange after all.

/nrl/ here my multi relies on the Crows winning this

>>150048538
did he sexually barrass your sister?

>>150048560
And I on her

>>150048573
Let’s get this bread bro $

>>150048310
Stocks are the play
>Plebbit and eBay up 15% after earnings
BTC hasn't done this in yoinks

>>150048375
luv me y = -sin(3x/2) scoreworm m8

>>150048573
Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.

>>150048538
based iggspastic

>>150048573
Based gambling bringing communities together.

Worpel has looked a mile of the pace since coming on.

>18/21 goals at one end
hmm

It's a good thing the Adelaide Oval didn't get a grand final during covid. Imagine hosting it at a meme ground with only one scoring end.

SCORING END

>>150048592
how do scoring end deniers cope with this?

up the fucken CROWS

how cane one end be a scoring end it doesn't make any sense

How the fuck is there a scoring end on a clear, perfectly-still night? Explain yourself, Adelaide fags.

>>150048600
>Boring corporate stand at one end
>SOUL hill at the other
Which one would you rather kick towards?

Lads, Phil Thorpe just posted

>sicily having a bitch and moan
cry you fucking baby

Dawson and Sicily are not friends.

the ball skills in this are legit terrible, no-one can pass effectively at all

Lads, Riley just posted

*be's doing the worm*

massimo looks like the bartender cuck meme>>150048622

Lmao he clearly touched that

I hope the Crows win.

LOL STAND!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me, umpiring is shit.

KEK GET FUCKED SICILY YOU MAGGOT

>>150048640
The crows guy also played on.

>>150048657
Play the whistle mate

Awful game of football

having a bitch in long sleeves, fucking little cunt

umps conspiring against collingwood as usual

>>150048657
he played on because sicily was encroaching on the mark
play by the whistle champ

King gizzard and the hawthorn wizard

>>150048610
the ball is magnetically weighted to those goal posts

classic

>>150048046
>chromebook

Crows still yet to beat a decent side

Play this whistle

*Unzips dick*

>>150048669
collingwood will beat this shit team by 100 though
just shows hawthorn are the bigger pretenders but crows are still not making it to the main stage

make up call

another crucial umpball moment brought to you by gayfl

I have a sore back

lol, clearly there, you dumb cunts. Shut up.

adelaide to win by a goal in the last 5 seconds like that poort game

>>150048685
Return to innocence

You ever notice how white bontworld is?

>>150048046
>Chromebook
Shit won't run on it.
Get a normal computer and put Linux Mint on it. An old Lenovo would work fine.

can't wait till the day some hothead player decks an umpire live on national telly

>>150048706
that's why it's a dream

>>150048701
This but ginnivan to kick it and give a Shhhhh to the crowd

>>150048685
what's the issue m8?

>20/24 goals to one end
any scoring end deniers in?

>>150048697
Sorry to hear that mate

>>150048697
crisp jack gunston carrying his shit team to a win

pretty disappointed, thought the Crows would have a 6 goal mogging here

Lads, Jack just posed

Lads, Jack just posted

>50k crowd
wtf what's the adelaide oval capacity i thought it was like 40k

>>150048714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bEBz5UPhTA

>>150048720
Right end is due for some more goals. Free win for the Hawks.

Players with long sleeves look like such dorks. "Oooo it's so cold ooo"

Lads, Jack just posted

Will day save the day?

>>150048732
It's like 52k i think

>Hold, free kick Hawthorn
Kek, thought it was the other way. Clear free on replay though (although play on advantage missed the goal)

ynr #freekickhawthorn

The rig is in

>took advantage, umpire didn't pay it
>then they pay a 50
holy shit man

Keane's been huge all night but he's been holding both those times. Don't know why he's bitching.

RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D

this is a fucking joke

will day should change his name to will night when hawthorn plays a night game

Umps having a say in this one me thinks

Fuck riggers

adelaide fans booing the exact same shit that put them in front, spastics games even now

REV IT UP
E
V

I
T

U
P

mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

>>150048759
correct hold call to begin with but hawthorn 100% took advantage there and then they paid a 50, which are both terrible decisions

Aggghhh it keeps worming

Wankin for rankine

Eddie Betts like

>>150048778
>home team boos when something happens against their team
Whoa.

RANKINE

IZAK RANKINE

>>150048787
Adelaide by 5?

>>150048787
ARRRGHHHH I'M GONNA WORMMMMMMM

protip: if you don't want to get ruined by umpires, play really good footy

>hawks get bullshit umpire favouritism
>adelaide gets fucked
come on lads you didn't expect it?

>>150048787
>>150048802
Based David Rodan tribute.

bit of loom about this one

>>150048808
i literally saw a hawks player get taken high and it wasn't called, and then mere seconds later a crom player got tackled and it was randomly called a high, don't complain about the scumpires crom fuckhead

Kane bringing up his contract kek

>>150048808
I thought they might change the script up a bit...

>>150048820
>he thinks i'm crom
lmao retard, stew harder

Will day play again?

>>150048833
don't know who stew is champ

>>150048837
No but Steven May

Loomers, we're still in it...

>>150048841
HE'S BROILING

BIG SEX WALKER

TEGGS

Is it the port spastic?

GET THE HAWK CUNT

BASED TEX
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>The big strong American from the previous thread left
>Missed this kino

Sex

>>150048846
Nah

Hawks just keep fucking over-possessing.

so many throws

>there's still 5 storylines to be played out here yet
WHAT THE FUCK!?!

damn bros io

TEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY

this hair disgusts me

damn bros he choked that one

>*misses*
Can't beat the scoring end.

lmao

hawthorn cannot handle the fucking ball at all, legit worse than auskick kids

nice one retard

kek you fucking retard
how can top level spastics miss shit like that?

KWAB

You stupid, mentally-weak motherfucker.

reminder that we have all the hawks picks iggs bros

mental
midget

>d'italiano
KEK

first to 100 usually wins

GAME OVER

That's it. That's game done. Costly miss.

What did the Tex message say

the old fashioned 11 point turnaround

TEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ

>20 out almost in front
>miss
>one minute later
>45 out on the boundary
>goal
hahahahahaha

theresh geeuuhh yuhhhh yeyeahhhhh guuhhnfnddbtbpmmpttbbtt

this chick in the harvey norman ad looks like an indian ben shapiro

SEX WOKKAAAAA

Who stops crows forward line????

Worpel is rotten.

>>150048926
Zoomer vs Boomer really.

nice kick ginni you little bitch

>>150048934
moore, howe, frampton, maynard

adelaide defenders playing really well this game ngl

D'Amhomio fucked up again. What a faggot.

both of these teams will not win a finals game

>>150048949
>team with 2nd fewest points conceded in the league has a good defence
Big call there mate

50
0

Do you ever just sometimes forget where you are and what you were doing and how you got there?

awful effort by everyone involved

You know hawks got a problem with gunston is their best forward.

>5AA is going to be upbeat after a good win
There's no fun in that...

robo umps when

>pretenders beat pretenders
yawn

>>150048965
Crows will win both their home finals

We were robbed off a tight finish by D'Ambrosio missing a fucking sitter. Shame.

Chol coming back in the team has messed up their structure

>>150048973
no but sometimes I feel like I'm watching someone else life play out and I'm just a passenger, sometimes I look at my hands and they don't look like my own

>>150048987
they barely beat a vfl team you retarded spastic

>>150048968
yeah this is also the team that gave up something like 100 points to dosn earlier in the year, they've tightened up

KWAB

KEK WATSON YOU TINY PRICK

My multi won lads :)

memeio d'ambrosio

S C O R I N G
E
N
D

was really expecting a stinker today coming off the showdown but after>we got out of the first quarter it's been really good

>gifted two easy frees to get you back into the game
>kick behinds both times
kek
KEK
K E K

>shartthorn porks
lmao

Were the pride born in isolation
Were the mighty iggly iggs

>>150049012
On ya, lost mine again by one due to Soligo

The Mighty Adelaide Crows lads.

Fucking Hudson, he is so lame
You blokes hear that wank for the last minute?

>>150048463
sure about that?

>we're the PRIDE of south australia
lol gay

what kind of team colours are piss and poo anyway?

>tfw crows gf
Been feasting this year lads.

>>150049042
We were the pride before the homos hijacked it.

Why is Abby so fucking shiny?

>>150049048
won't make it dickhead
absolute pretender team

>>150049044
it's an interesting discussion

>>150049056
t. hawthorn cuckstomer

>>150049048
Lucky bastard.
>tfw no crows gf

the 5D chess going on to prepare for finals pressure by letting your opponent take a 5 goal lead

>>150048999
That was in round 2 and the bombers still lost by 10 goals

Tha you /AFL/for my multi

>tfw no crown gf
might drink and drive lads

>>150049055
Bukkake aficionado.

hawthorn will win 1 more game this year (melbourne) and then go out of the 8 kek

JB is making fun of Texs ears. At least his son didn't marry the biggest whore in Australia

The West Coast supporters in here are absolutely retarded

Still waiting for the crows to beat a decent team

I really enjoyed that game of footy

>>150049103
it was good besides a bunch of shit ump calls

Thank fuck the poos and wees cant kick straight

mitchell is a retard if he picks chol again this year

>>150049103
Yeah good game

>>150049112
high roller over here

Wish I had the courage to grab life by the balls

>>150049103
Same but the game deserved a better ending.

>>150049112
Nice m8

>>150049120
meant balls btw iykwim haha

>>150049119
Ice soup for dinner again anon?

>>150049125
That's what he said you fucking retarded dipshit faggot spastic dumbcunt.

>>150049099
this

and respected by our foes

wish a woman would grab me by the balls

Now watch us lose next week lol

>>150049161
it would be kino if they did it again in the finals

>>150049116
>good game
i once fingered hex in a broadmeadows nightclub

>>150049159
Surely not.

I’m completely fucked in the head

>duck to get frees
>can't even kick the easiest set shots
holy kwab

dont EVER presume to speak for me again cunt

>>150049178
based massimo

>>150049158
that's sexist oh wait no sorry no one cares about men you patriarchal oppressor x

>>150049173
oh yeah? well i once fingered tex in an adelaide oval forward arc

>>150049181
What Anon is saying here is that a previous post got his knickers in a knot.

>>150049132
meant wife btw iykwim haha

>>150049197
i once fingered hex in an ultimo nightclub in her behind champ

>>150049085
based Kingy, I mean David.

>>150049207
there are no nightclubs in Ultimo

>>150049210
applied for crown black status yet mate

>>150049218
>he doesn't know about the secret raves at ABC and UTS
ngmi

>poofheads
crisp queerbasher tex

>>150049220
too poor, I remember watching a guy sit down at $50 a hand blackjack and played every box and they handed him a clipboard for his details within 6 minutes

Is it possible to make decent money gambling at a casino across a long period of time if you’re reallllly lucky?

>>150049248
>and they handed him a clipboard for his details within 6 minute
why?

i'm 28 and have never had a gf or even kissed a girl and the thought of it scares me and I get nervous (not gay)

>>150049258
NTA but I assume it's getting him to sign up for one of their memberships.

>>150049248
so he could get his card for the Pearl Room (Crown Perth VIP room)

>>150049256
unless you're very good at poker or baccarat I wouldn't bother. the rake on poker would eat into your win rate and I don't know what the EV on baccarat is especially with the degenerate asians there all the time. There is not other game that you can have an edge at. Blackjack is 6 decks and multi shuffled after every hand it's disgraceful.

>>150049256
just don't win too much
easier in nevada when we're lucky to have 2 casinos in 1 state
>>150049269
just get drunk

>>150049288
That hairstyle is pmo

>>150049292
foy

>>150049281
meant for
>>150049258

My dick doesnt even work properly anymore

>>150049288
amazing feet

>>150049269
I've had sex with 15 women but last time was like 10 years ago.

rather women, 15, iykwim haha

>>150049161
can't wait for nicksy to break out the talking stick

>>150049309
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
want to take a ride in my pedo sorry meant paddy wagon iykwim haha

How much have you drank today mickhead?

micksperg it's time for your dose
open wide, here comes the aeroplane!

I've had sex with 3 women and none of them could make me orgasm with vaginal penetration.

>>150049316
The haha ikwym haha iykwim haha posts are hilarious

i've fucked 26 women, 3 of them prozzies and had 2 relationships during that time. Including the one I'm in now. Still feel like it isn't enough

>>150049322>>150049325
it's an interesting discussion officer
>>150049332
no but steven may

>>150049334
I wish I had just married my virginal girlfriend when I was 18. I would gladly trade in every relationship and one night stand I had after that to be married to her now.

if you don't want children then don't have children. why the fuck do people get pregnant when they don't want to be and then put no effort into raising their kid. they bring a child into existence just to treat them like they don't exist. fucking kill me

Its part of his gimmick, he's not actually medicated, he wants us to think he's the most pathetic hopeless worthless retard imagineable but thats not the case, i see through him

im subscribed to over 1000 ASMRtists

I have never had sexual intercourse

>>150049343
Night lads
https://youtu.be/bHOvQ5P5Mr8?si=pwOeCXM8tGSJw-jq

>>150049340
me irl
>>150049341
applied for ice cream yet mate

>>150049355
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU

I wrote a play about going to coles this week

>>150049365
What are you going to do with it?

>150049367
sois hate rhodesia retard

>>150049362
weird how i can't find it on any map

>>150049355
>>150049362
picrel
>>150049380
weird how white genocide israel

I used to love getting to higher tiers on my be games card, after learning about crown cards I want to reach all the colours on that

>>150049391
pic rel

>>150049369
meth mostly

>>150049375
>gay moustaches
>short shorts
>beat up by blacks
think they are the sois lad

>>150049408
Don't forget the intensely homoerotic vibes

Just head my sperg neighbour grunt and break his keyboard

>>150049426
Vidya rage or something?

>>150049394
i got to gold but thanks to the AML laws i didn't get the physical card before moving out of Melbourne
>>150049408
don't forget less than 100 Rhodesians defeating thousands of blacks with less than 10 casualties

>>150049436
idk he yelled something like "MU ODESIA" hard to hear

>>150049436
no but steven game

Missus has some tradie fuckhead coming to work on the house tomorrow

>>150049369
it's part of a larger story
I couldn't be fucked describing it in prose, so I turned it into a 5000 word piss-take

>>150049439
Operation Dingo?

Coming around to the idea of living in an apartment after being a suburbanite my whole life

>>150049465
ah shit was that the one
could've sworn there was only 80 or 90 Rhodesians but the numbers look similar
the Rhodesians were defending right?
might have been the ba5le they based that propo bullshit the woman king on despite the blacks getting heemed to high heaven

>>150049499
how many battles have you fought in champ?

>>150049530
it's an interesting discussion

>>150049530
the constant battle supressing my latent homosexuality

>>150049499
>the Rhodesians were defending right?
Nah, that was a pre-emptive strike.
>might have been the ba5le they based that propo bullshit the woman king on despite the blacks getting heemed to high heaven
Not sure about the specific battle involving small forces defending in that one there was probably a few. It was a very one-sided conflict.

I did not watch the footy tonight

>>150049566
Your loss, NRLsperg.

>>150049530
I was in a battle during the australian summer of 2023 and we were victorious. The battle is now a cold war.

>>150049442
kek dumb Ukrainian orc neighbor

>>150049578
Wait you actually watch afl? fucking loser wow

Why are whites so goated

>>150049439
>>150049465
was this the one where they rolled into the camp pretending to be higher command and called everyone to formation before opening fire? Fucking insane.

Keen for summer when we can start sleeping with the window open, it’s been a very cold winter

>>150049601
our destiny is the stars, that's why the tribe wants to dilute and demoralize us.

>>150049559
>Dahomey
kek, was just trying to find this
https://www.bitchute.com/video/HTCrzu62WD0X
not the same battle but still great minds innit
no wonder they didn't have permanent buildings and have to beg for food

never close my window me

never close my windows me

>>150049743
>deep tech technologies

>>150049743
r/ThatHappened

>>150049743
how could she hear what she said if she had to pause her music? I don't hate women enough

>deep tech
deep in her ass mashallah

>>150049743
A simple "no, my job' would have done.

>>150049974
but then i couldn't have yoused it for yous you chauvinist misogynist

Never been into asmr, recently I fall asleep listening to wingsofredemption edits

y'all a bunch of slack jaw faggots

fucking losers

Gorged myself on absolute junk. So full my lungs don’t feel like they can inflate properly.

>>150051627
based fatguts. looking forward to feasting on some fish n chips in a few hours myself.

idiots.

I’d let her ping me for holding the ball.

>>150051666
devils trash

>>150051666
>Exploding out of the top of your socks
What is the leg version of a muffin top?

>>150051666
yjk when she umpires the u14 boys she wears her shirt like that and her calvin klein gstring peek out of her shorts

COCK in my ARSE

>>150052696
The game isn't until tonight.

HEAVE HO YOU WHITE DOGS

Feels like a toad has crawled into my lower colon and is croaking every 5 minutes.

>>150051666
PUTA

>>150052937
PUTO

Woke up farting up a storm this morning

trying me hand at this ai image generation thing. cunt doesn't seem to understand what i mean when i write "muscular crow dunking a cockroach into toilet bowl"

>>150053512
Here you go mate

>>150054019
nice

here i told it to make me a red and blue demon on skis attacking a baby eagle

Need a port adelaide power fighting a freo docker

new
>>150049791
>>150049791
>>150049791

new

>>150055909