England vs India - 5th Test - Day 2 of 5
India 224 all out (69.4)
England 242-8 (48.0)
Rain - England lead India by 18 runs with 2 wickets remaining
NZ won, Glammy won (promotion looms)
Friday night beers with the lads looms
>how do we fix cricket
>by playing more cricket
such a brave take rejesh
what an op¡!! cried a tear ngl x
who's the sundar with sundar¿
>>150050892YOU DON'T. OK¿. YOU JUST DON'T
STAY IN YER CAPACITY OK? U BLOODY
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if i were DJ at the 100 i'd just bang this out on repeat
https://youtu.be/1SzQrNxLmdQ?si=Fp6J1yQvd8HjeV7e
>>150050945bit ambitious, he would have to shepherd tongue for a fair bit
drawbyshire heading for another draw
>>150051012glammy derby promotion showdown looms
i'd bet my life on glammy bottling it
>last county games till september
ffs why do they do this
>glamorgan have never played div 1 since restructuring in 2003
SOVL
I think this is a blessing in disguise for India. They may not want to bat too much this evening with the sun forecasted for tomorrow.
bouldering is literally the gayest thing i have ever seen
£107,751 have been raised for charity today through the 'Day for Thorpey' initiative. There was a moment of appreciation for the same just before the players took the field after Tea.
good to watch the ENGLISH groundsmpeople in their bloody capacity ngl
>>150051034nah >we always start losing when it comes to crunch games
kek state of that for both teams
Anyone know where I can cop a graham Thorpe anti suicide headband? Might need it to ward off the doom
>>150051137Reckon 1% of that would be enough to stop me from offing myself but watch as they donate it to “charities” who just do nonsense seminars rather than actually helping people
>>150051284Esher train station.
https://shop.mind.org.uk/products/thorpey-s-headband
>>150051298Hope your day gets better mate
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>>150051311Only uphill from here la
300 iq getting india in tonight
>>150051327having a beer meself lad
cheers and keep your chin up
Innings defeat looms for India.
The doomscrollification of x.com and it's consequences have been a disaster for the me race.
(((They))) are out for my attention span.
shame all our players are fucking crooked
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Cheeky snack
>no wickky in the first over
story won ngl
those balls are moving nicely
>>150051401prefer instagram myself, much gentler atmosphere
Strange match this. It’s day 2
not really. it's a normal match on a normal deck
>>150051423that pork belly looks overcooked.
why does it come with shredded carrot?
>>150051485Too girly and liberal
>>150051530It’s pub food not a 5 star mate
wow
we actually gona lose huh
We could have 5-0d this series if we could catch ffs
game's gone
country's gone
life's gone
swear the yellows down the works are way harder than 6 months ago
>celebrappeal
>don't review
fine them
England are winning this by tea tomorrow
more of a darts nation really
starting to get proper pumped down the works
Fucks sake haven’t watched since lunch and they fucked it completely. Fucking brainlet tossers. Managed to catch these last wicket though, but holy fuck.
>the pitch is le spicy
This is 2025, cricket should've been solved by now.
>>150051855For the first test in Perth:
Z Crawley
BM Duckett
OJD Pope
JE Root
BT Foakes wk
JL Smith
BA Stokes c
AAP Atkinson
LA Dawson
MJ Potts
JC Archer
Pitch will flatten just in time for Englese 2nd innings.
>>150051855Gooch
Cooke
Root
KP
Stokes
Botham
Smith
Flintoff
Swann
Broad
Anderson
If the sun is in his eyes why he doesn’t put his glasses on, huh
Absolute shitshow in the field right now
>>150051924Sunglasses wouldn't help if the ball is coming from direction of the sun.
They should call up Bard as a sub fieldsman, Bard would of caught that
I can't believe England have dropped the Anderson-Tendulkar trophy
This is bordering on match fixing
Pretty shit fielding to be perfectly honest
umm..why isn't Woakes bowling fellas¿
Duckett must be chirping at them like a cheeky little halfback
>>150052075He’s a pooview
another view of a streetshitting currymunching jeet shitting himself at the crease
>>150052098Only because he was giving it large after Duckett got out earlier.
>nice pooview champ
- Duckett
>>150052107I’m all for it, also seems they’re targeting Duckett because he’s good and the smallest lad on the team
I agree with this. India want a couple overs of spin and there’s nothing to gain from it for England
no IPL contracts for the English boys I'm afraid
think this is better than BGT or Ashes ngl
who needs aussies aaaammmoirite? ya¿
Fuck off back on a curryboat you retarded spastic
what a top series this has been
test cricket will never die lads
>>150050860 (OP)Nice op glammylad
shame about Essex but then a draw wasn’t surprising
would luff a curryboat tbqh
bit of a dire on wall sesh ngl
filtered by Sheffield
Cricket worth a watch tomorrow
Yes.
Reckon Curry Barge is the go, like all you can eat curry buffet and you’re floating on a river barge
are the bouldering gyms in Ireland graded soft or hard?
probably soft to appease all the muh heritage fat yanks that go over
I thought glammybro left ngl
glad you didn't
i want to fight an indian
Strangest thing happened earlier I am almost freaked out by it
Thought I saw someone I knew at train station, turned out it wasn't them as they got closer and their appearance more vivid
Next person that was walking behind them WAS ACTUALLY THEM
What are the odds of that
Literally live in a simulation
>>150053324ye mate you really fascinating
how was the FONT borough homealone
An Irish v10 isn't even worth an English v3
>>150051941Dropped a dolly on Saturday (caught a simple catch too, to partially make up for it)
Reputation as a specialist fieldsman could be at risk
Really I just have great reactions for stopping things hit hard near me, I'm not actually that safe a pair of hands otherwise
>>150053401why would i go to
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
borough whatever that means
borough is opposite end of london
>>150053485Borough's in the middle you daft twat, how can it be the opposite end?
>>150053582south london scrote
>>150053618It's approximately two metres south of the river
>>150053641south london LOSER
>>150053214I've no idea about that stuff
>>150053664Never really understood why south London is seen as worse than north London
South London is nice and leafy (Richmond, Wimbledon, Clapham) whereas north London is just urban sprawl
Guess it's because of the blacks
can't believe what a tarq everyone in this block of flats is
>he plays sports with poos
>>150051744don't post this anymore
>>150051623you may be right ngl, fella. unless we baz it out, think we will be bundled out cheaply early. day three on this ground is apparently a minefield
watching TV
habitat sofa not arriving for another 3 weeks though unfortunately
imagine if martin lewis released a rugpull crypto coin
those battlebunker pull-up guys were just in Donedon
should have gone and banged out 22 for /cric/
can hardly say that 'just isn't cricket' tbf
>>150053952uhhh this week is reserved for thorpey mate
but what ends when symbols shatter?
isn't that their only good song though
Even 'we're thinking the same thing' the one ''''''bad'''' song on Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal, has its moments
A V5 in england is a V3 in Swansea and I have never climbed a v3 in Swansea
think some Indians live in my block
meant A V5 in england is a V3 in Swansea and I have never climbed a v3 iykwim haha
for once this is too cerebral to know what you mean
you been on the creatine lad?
why is zachy such a performative male
dunno, must just be in my genes I guess
pbs is apparently getting cancelled fellas
>>150054504He didn’t mean it as a compliment you fucking idiot
business idea: Indian team plays an IPL type innings for twenty overs tomorrow.
if they are still standing do another 20 overs
>>150054479no but steven whey protein isolate iykwim haha
>>150054588didn't say he did, did I, you fat neek
nor even imply it
https://youtu.be/UdeH7S7qf1s?si=FQhi4qyJCIy0HHKg
Xintong already the greatest player of all time and it's not even an exaggeration
business idea: encourage random passers-by to blog post on cric about whatever
i once fingered bex in a fort worth nightclub
pass it
>>150054718 along fella x
>>150054763fuck i meant hex
will always remember the anon who said he fingered a Korean girl inside the habit, goodramgate
>>150054778no but steven fellate iykwim haha
>>150054812you're not even trying anymore
leffe makes me me want to party
I suppose this is something that will never leave me
the feeling of leffe making me want to party aha
https://metro.co.uk/2025/07/30/husband-paid-house-deposit-hate-not-equal-owners-23713182/
The deposit on my place was 45k and I paid essentially none of it physically ngl
Metaphysically, I paid a good amount of it though
Quite craving another suck but I don't rent above a shop anymore and there are literally no corner shops around in this turbo tarq area I now inhabit
I am gonna be perfect from now on
>>150054812>>150054827no but heard steven may
got chatting to this working-class bird from Selby at the sainsburies self checkout
Could it ever work out, idk
The real red flag was when she said she was just lazy like that was something to be proud of
>>150055259What don't you understand?
>>150054803yorkshiremen do it better, as they say in pyongyang
>>150055357how else did you compensate fella
Just like how Dylan Thomas said, death should have no dominion
Women should have no dominion on red flags
With their blown out pieces of meat
It was Yorkshire day yesterday
>>150055357oh wait r.u zachharia?
>>150055333thought this is zb tbqh
need to recalibrate my brit cric personality signatures ngl
The plan tomorrow
Walk to AB nature reserve and back
Ruminate for a few hours
In the pub by 11 for this bowlers deck
Any of you lads ever had a headlice infestation?
mfw_brit
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this Welsh boy is getting house proud
a canadian girl touched my willy once
I've never shagged a yank desu
Don't want to either
Absolutely disgusting
yep soime ..few.times...french canadian
spilled 1 square inch of yorkshire tea on my habitat rug
>>150055906based whistler bartender
>peaky blinders creator will write new James Bond film
>>150056027should have got a rug like this haha
I am not french canadian. Where I am from, they hate french canadian. But, I have met a few. My last supervisor was french canadian and she was awesome.
Good man. I like to see the upper classes enjoying their wealth. Hate to see them attempt to imitate us peasants.
>>150057581This if I was some uppercrust person i'd laud it over the plebs in my range rover with my high maintenance gf. Always in the members area never mixing with the commoners.
>>150057697As God intended. I swear, the wealth resentment only began when the weathly pretended they were poor. Wearing jeans and tshirts from walmart and all that. No one cared when the wealthy were building mansions, castles, super yachts, giant art pieces, huge globe trotting parties etc.
>>150054803i once fingered hex in a pyongyang nightcluv
its because all the wealthy people now are gay computer nerds and not old money royalty that knew about art and aesthetics
>>150057823so true if i was rich i'd ensure my song got a classical education
>>150058094trip on sonzart iykwim haha
>>150056168Stephen Knight is an excellent writer. Didn't watch pookie grinders but taboo, locke, trance nearly everything else he's written is top tier for modern hollywood standards. You can just ignore a good artist when they're trying to make a quick buck, they deserve it
the point of them being paid the first time around is because they deserve it jeetjeetx not writing absolute trash
nttd was garbage this one will be no different
Joe Root, the epitome of grace under fire, responded to every sledge with humility and empathy. But something must've crossed the line to push even him over the edge — and all fingers point to Prasidh Krishna.
Enough is enough. This isn’t passion, it’s provocation. Time for serious action. You can’t get away with it every time.
A disgrace to the spirit of the game.
England on track for the moral whitewash
Why are there so few threads in the catalogue
>>150060061some thirdy had a massive sperg out and spammed the catalog with garbage
lmfao at dawson getting hit in the head
Went to the shops and saw Akash Deep feeling a bloke up.
praying for maharishi t-shirt weather today at old Trafford
>>150060545It's true, I was the bloke
just walked past Everyman cinema
so reddit
my uber driving is using his horn like hes still in Mumbai
wish they'd assimilate properly
uber drivers in Sheffield are a bit like that tbf
we call it bombay here parjeesh
about to go destroy a posh cafes toilet
How does Zim have huwite players?
Didn't they all get deported back to their homeland?
>>150057363Is this soccer?
creatine occasionally does horrific things to my shits
So, here it is
My last day
Gin is supposed to be a girly drink
Back in the 1s this week but don't really want to be
Had looked forward to a run of games in the 2s where I can gradually build form at a consistent standard
C'est la vie, daresay I'll be dropped down again next week
>>150061101Not as girly as mead.
>>150061119Wait, so it's cricket? I've never heard of it.
>>150061101>handcraftedmiss me with that (literal) shit
Might join osbaldwick cricket club
>>150061124its like cricket but you're not allowed to bounce people
saten
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>tfw no good cricket anime
should have saved my shit for the putting green at the golf course
Reckon we'll get a result tonight.
I would quite like to have sex with the English cricketer Lauren Bell
>>150061431Isn't she engaged to Jofra Archer?
wouldn't mind a descent into physical violence from the cricket today
>>150061581Who would win in a fight between the playing English 10 and the Indian 11?
the Yorkshiremen in the team alone would beat the entire Indian squad and coaching staff
>>150061596the english without question
Ainsley Harriott should have the money and fame of Gordon Ramsey. He's a better chef and a better man
>>150061932is that a real lion
>>150061951yeah he's a great lad
>>150061932is that a real wallaby?
>>150061932thought steam works didn't allow cameras?
pub is full of boomers called Keith and Anthony watching rugby
no cricket on
seems to be behaving innit
>>150062076think the GROUNDSMAN has performed his duties within his capacity ngl
>>150062090I thought all the rugby boomers came over for the trip, they were taking over every pub in the city when the lions were in my city
>averages 35 in the flattest summer ever recorded in England
>cant catch
Is crawley the shittest player to play 60 tests?
>>150062101>pitch vs wicket>pitch on me lil mindhihi ..half awake here fellas ngl..might catch a few more zzzzs x
there's a pozzie here watching rules
Archer looks different...hmmm
always thought we exclusively get the afl blowies ngl
Real score 120-6 if England fielders had hands
Jacob Bethell isn't English
more of a cycling nation really
NO REVERSE JINX!!
SATY IN YER CAPACITY
>>150061932i hope you didnt just sing along to sweet caroline
also
>storm break
could do with a wicky here lads
Daily reminder John Cale- Barracuda would replace Sweet Caroline in a non-mong society
too much not getting a wicket, there needs to be more getting wickets
honestly pressing R1 and L1 to make the ball swing was a great mechanic
Gambhir is a fucking bellend
>>150062567ive got money on it playing twice or more during the break
also havent seen a single strike of lightning - games gone woke
>>150062817what's he done now?
just looks like one really
always has that permanent scowl on his face
nominative determinism innot
A boomer stole my seat again but I made a joke out of it and we are now chatting a bit
wave the cric sign when u get on the telly, ya?
why the fuck are 99% of the screens in this city playing a dead rubber rugby match
is cricket in Yorkshire dead
I mean I suppose rugby is more of a pub sport tbf
England's current strategy of not taking wickets isn't ideal.
>these days, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail if you have a splash bath in the dressing room at the oval
just remembered I'm in Yorkshire
having a midget in gully is probably not the best tactic
>letting Akash Deep score r00nz
He's only scored 97 runs in 9 matches played so far.
>>150063013based jinxer loving your work mate
awful shot
brings back memories of like the worst of the subcontinentals against the bouncer
this city on Saturday is a fucking dump
going to move to Helmsley
Should have sent out a lunchwatchman.
gay pride in Brighton ATM
Wonder if at some point it will all just descend into some giant transformer type, like loads of naked man bodies all attached to one another stomping down West street
My tummy hurts also why has this pitch transformed into a road all of a sudden?
Englandicans did not like Jaiswal's cramp.
brighton's always been poof central, ffs it's where's danny and bowen met
>>150063176ricky ponting didn't like it much either
>>150063354I'll care about Ponting's opinion when Border-Anderson trophy is on.
Being 'into' sports in immature behaviour.
>another celebrappeal
This shit needs to be stopped.
Nice cheat job on the ultraedge "got a slight delay"...
>New Zealand and Australia won three games against India in their respective series
Just fucking do it England.
>>150062921>why the fuck are 99% of the screens in this city playing a dead rubber rugby match England are guaranteed a win that series
can't imagine being that rattled at being one off your hundred
Clearly focused solely on reaching his century.
ive heard indians are addicted to eating cow shit and drinking cow piss...is this true?
>>150063904Nathan Cleary plays rugby league mate
holy fuck this cunt behind the stumps is annoying
>>150063934that's the umpire mate
Looks like Yashaswi's girlfriend is in the crowd too
Did someone the other day say root was a good looking lad
Um
>>150064007root was fit before the inevitable twinkdeath
I'd have sex with Bethell and Smith. Root never looked good.
harry brooke another droppo
I think thats all out now if we took our catches
https://vocaroo.com/16fX0H8UK70m
made this earlier today, the mix is horrendous so try to imagine it sounds louder and crisper and better
skittle through the rest of these
get in tonight
have it won by lunch tomorrow down the pub for a pint
If I was that batsman I'd review that just in case he dropped it
sub 260 odd lead and it's ours lads
Atkinson 10fer on the cards
How olds this rooster?
don't know if rooster means the bowler or the ball
Reckon we'll win this by lunch Tomorrow
>>150064135Neither of those mate, keep going
>>150064166no i don't know
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>>150064173if it helps, this is a rooster right here
>>150064166So you don't know
>>150064211this lad is circa 70 million years old
does isa guhra have a gig in the English summer? Haven’t seen her on sky (she’s sexy)
>>150064262she works for the bbc
73437
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is this a good wagon wheel for test cricket?
>>150064350like on tms
with athers and cookie and tuffers and all the other lads
old trafford
day 4
india 0/2
>>150064262She almost certainly killed her career with that Most Valuable Primate comment
>>150064389went from that to staring at a 2-2 result
if bindja can't win vs 2 seamers,1 of them who definitely has something wrong with him will be like losing the WC at Narendra Modi stadium in front of Narendra Modi himself after winning all games easily
what can england chase down?
>>150064448it's already over
>>150064393why didn't she just say "I'm a currywog too I can say that" and ride it out.
>>150064448280 is possible , 300+ is too much on this unless heatwave + sun come out
isa's branching out into tennis
>>150064469That was literally the plan she tried to execute but paired it with an apology
>>150064495fuck do primates know about tennis kek
GONE GOTTEM
FUCK OFF YOURE OUT
Wait, you're allowed to catch it?
ids doo lade
why didnt u stobbit
Well played lad. Also the series has came full circle for Jaiswal, he dropped about 3 catches in the first game.
>century first innings in first match
>no centuries
>century in last innings last match
that's a full circle
Collapse incoming.
England will win this by tea.
how is that even close to a circle?
Both of these teams are ass
Didn't the peewees 3-0 this team at home? lmao
fuck this tongue cunt can get some insane swing at times
>>150065113without kane williamson
Why did he throw it outside the line? Is he stupid?
outside the line?
I wasn't even properly watching and I still noticed that.
>>150065178wait wtf, you're right
luckily ravindras class
last time I had sex was 24 hours ago
ffs haven’t listened or watched all day and then I look only to see these fucking jobbers haven’t got rid of these streetshitters
Business idea: Zimbabwe national team plays in the Sheffield shield for training
>>150065413In the old days Rhodesia used to play in the Currie Cup, always been a bit of a meme them being a “test” nation
What excuses will be acceptable if England don't win 3-1?
How are those rain hakas going britlads?
i like to watch girls piss and poo
yashasvi
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>>150063975To think this guy was some chapri son of a pani puri seller selling pani puri at Azad Maidan only a few years ago.
England can easily chase anything below and around 400.
The pitch is getting easier to bat on.
How’s it going cric who’s winning
>>150065578Fuck off you brown curry munching fuckhead
I invite strange men from all over York into my flat
>>150065634wtf why are abbos so rude
>>150065634what’s it to you what colour his curry is?
>>150065634So it would be acceptable if I munched white curry instead.
Fucking hate brown shit skinned cunts., bash all their skulls in and fuck t20
Any cricket team could theoretically chase any total well into the thousands.
Get the fuck out of my country you brown DOG cunts
Why don't opening batsmen just bat at 1 rpo for 450 overs thereby establishing two double centuries, a 450-run lead and a story win
Brown shit skinned cunts have ruined australia, them and the gooks
>>150065978a combination of arrogance and shitness
need that 7th wicket, the rest will roll over once it's gone
Might go cave some fucking indians skulls in
>>150065978>t. Geoff Boycott
>Bethell opening the bowling
guess he really did go out to bash an indian
Rain forecast for next two days.
It's over.
England will win 2-1.
in awe at the size of this lad
you cunts don’t even know what it was like watching ricky ponting bat. I saw him live like 6 times. There’s never been anyone better
>>150066227should declare and bowl us out
>man gets free t-shirt
>50,000 indians flood that section of the ground tomorrow
>>150066381how come the kid in front didn't get a shirt
>>150066381Whta is I left a trail of free shit leading into the ocean. Would all indians drown?
Ricky Ponting is the best batsman I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot of the greats
Imagine if girls were like blokes and they all just got their pussie’s out together to piss against a wall
>>150066381wtf where's his head
why are england’s bowlers so fucking shit
>>150066428Ponting is the greatest cricketer ever
>>150066477unironically our first decent bowling attack all series too
>>150066471he's like harry brooke he doesn't need one
>"india in a superb position"
>literally a wicket next ball
>>150066477Atkinson is good. Tongue and Joverton are dogshit. Bethell and Root aren’t bowlers.
>>150066499utter bullshit, stop lying you shit skin tebbit test failure
>>150066477thanks for that, can you post that again in about 10 minutes
that seems very high on the pad for where that hit on the tracking
Ponting was a dick as captain though. And I’ve seen him play live a few times too
>>150066541Good. The job of a cricketing captain is to win matches, not hearts.
>>150066559He did win a lot as captain that’s true
Pozzies cheated a lot though.
Thankfully BCCI has got it under control now.
Ponting
>greatest batsman
>greatest fielder
>greatest captain
He is the greatest cricketer.
>>150066373>>150066428sorry boomers, root is beter now :)
I could have been the greatest cricketer, nobody gave me a chance, not even myself
a pozzie scored a last minute winner for my team in a preseason friendly just now
need that 8th wicket, the rest will roll over once it's gone
why are they shining the new ball. surely it's as shiny as it'll ever be?
you gotta shine one side of it
>>150066734gotta shinemaxx when on your new ball arc
omg im such a bowlcel
just chuck it at the stumps
Woakes was dogshit this series anyway, wouldn’t have made an ounce of difference if he hadn’t twatted himself.
What’s wrong with their eyes?
this game has England loss all over it. going to be doing a rain dance tomorrow
England are so fucked. Wobble seam proven for the meme it is.
Tongue and Jovertons name don’t even pass the eye test
now I've seen a few it's overs in my time, but this one is most definitely over
Duckett and Crawley will bazball to 120-150.
Bulk of the rest will be accumulated by Root-Brook-Pope.
Final push by J Smith onslaught.
England win 3-1.
its so over even the umpire says so after six balls
FUGGIN GOTTEM PISS OFF CUNT
englels better start practicing their concession speech. i'll being
Congratulations India on another great test victory. No team has had so much overseas success, and once again you have proven to be the superior test nation.
GONE GOTTEM
DONT STAND BECAUSE YOU CANT REVIEW
HAHAHAHA SEETHING CUNT
wow look at all these nothingburgers when it's far too late
I knew they should have run a bye after that bouncer that the keeper turned to face the boundary when he caught it.
that'll be lucky to get umpires call
>can he get fifer
No because he’s shit aggers
>and it was an inside edge
lol
Sangakara is the best keeper-batsman of all time time (not Gilchrist)
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN
RUSSIA HAVE TAKEN OUT THE ENTIRE FRENCH NAVY
not a very nice vpn if all he can do is pretend to be Australian
>>150067035and miss India getting dismissed? No thanks mate, how about you keep me posted
Dinesh Karthik’s ex-wife got impregnated by Murali Vijay while they were still married
>>150067035>cnnFuck off you yankified cunt. Thick ducking wannabe septic
>>150067060chat is this true?
>Siraj being given LBW on an inside edge which he couldn't review
>>150067062ermmmm 'turn on cnn' is actually a popular meme on the 4chan image board. Its not meant to be taken literally.
When the keeper collects the ball cleanly when it hasn't hit the bat or the batter it should be a dead ball immediately.
>chuck pies at the tail
interesting tactics
>>150067035Even the nuclear subs that are on patrol?
>>150067066https://www.bollywoodshaadis.com/amp-articles/when-dinesh-karthiks-first-wife-betrayed-him-with-the-cricketer-murali-vijay-and-also-got-pregnant-40077
thinking about a full strength Danish kaneria Googly
>this guy is decent on the hook shot
>ground is tiny
>bowl rank short balls allowing the hook
I think we might be retarded fellas
I think it needs an update, switch on al jazeera
>>150067095yuck. this whole story is yucky yuck yuck.
>>150067095that happened between two argentine footballers about 10 years ago or more, led to the Murali in this case being ostracised from the Argentina national team.
need that 10th wicket, the rest will roll over once it's gone
Not even the first time this week Washington has made England his bitch
didn't we beat these cunts 4-1?
omg pathetic engels hahahahah
>>150067194Washington has made englel their bitch since 1776 nigga
Some indians girls are really hot
maybe we should stop bowling short eh lads
Lads, looking Grim.
That 1st innings collapse is really gonna bite.
Highest chase at Oval is 263.
No Stokes either.
>India would have been all out for under 200 if we had taken our catches. We're going to get smoked in our 2nd innings
>wahhhh daddy we need a new ball!!!!!!
Sundar playing for personal milestones again. Pathetic!
>>150067247I don’t know what to call it but it’s hugely entertaining
>>150067228>Bazball having to try and play for 6 and a half session (weather permitting)They have managed to bin the series in some fashion
Jesus christ that might be the best shot I've seen in years.
>fag-endIs that just an excuse for poms & jeets to say fag on tv?
>new ballWatch them accidentally give them an actual new ball instead of one that had been smashed around for 5 overs.
>>150067247benchodball
Can't tell you how much I would like to spin and shatter Gambhirs jaw like a 2008 Danish kaneria Googly
Time for a quick sandwich
almost found a way to drop that
far too dark to play out there
call it off
Fast bowlers really are the biggest retards in sport aren't they...
>bowl top of off to the top order high quality batsmen.
>bowl half track garbage to the tail enders so they can hit sixes.
>did not get 400
3-1 to England ggwp
All out GONE
now watch England lose two
>having trouble catching
>solution?
>have two guys catch it, thereby doubling the odds the catch will be a success
>Close of play
>England 58/7
Like catch Literally chuckle brothers fielding escapades.
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For India, when the Fun stops, STOP
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Tongue 5 for good lad
>>150067319>bowl perfect line and length to make batsmen uncertain to play, creating lbw, bowled and caught chances>spray around like me going for a piss at 7am after drinking all night when the bottom 4 are in
>>1500673305 sixes though so they'd be playing the right way (TM)
we already lost a wicket anyway
>>15006733069-4 with 1 comical and 2 brainless wickets
important for england not to loose wickets 373 is very much chasable in 2 days. 2-3 hundred run partnerships, and its done
englel all out under 200
screencap this
>>150067361all they need is one batter to get 373
>>150067363go and clap your mom, england winning this
>>150067363Wow, a daring prediction
now this is what i call bazball
some dragonflies used my bonnet stay rod to procreate upon the other day
>>150067351England have never utilised reverse swing in Tests properly ever since Simon Jones career was ended.
That Indian lower order should have been cleaned up, even with the missed catches, for under 270
When line and length, even with a seamer unavailable, doesn't work and your spinners are mediocre, yiu have to TRY to reverse it and these heavy humid conditions are perfect for it.
Bring in Waqar amd Wasim to teach em before the Ashes
York on Saturday is beyond grim I wish all these tourists could just leave
Muh Harry Potter
Fuck off
England should target 700 so even if they only get halfway there they'll still win. Basically impossible to lose
>>150067402What's occurring Sean Bean anon?
need those first 10 runs, the rest will roll over once it's gone
bracing for a quick 20 and out for zakary
England need to play proper test cricket here not low iq bazball
so it's over
Reverse swing has mostly vanished from the game since the sandpaper shenanigans. Does anyone know why?
>>150067450it defies the laws of physics
>>150067450niggas got weak wrists from fapping too much.
>>150067450Because the coaching is shite for it.
Like learning jazz you have to have a good teacher
if we keep this up, we will have won this in 374 overs time
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>>150067495>commentators>women>at least three cameras pointing at them
>>150067507atleast its not african men and muslims
at least my flat is peng
have to be thankful for small mercies
thanks mum, the first voice I ever heard
nice swipe at air zak bit more of that please
how are you feeling englanders? confident?
GONE GOTTEM FUCKED IT
IT BEGINS
how is overstepping a thing lmao you bowl a hundred balls a day in the nets or on the pitch just don't overstep ever kek
business idea: have a midget in your team and farm high wides
>>150067588the sachin strat
if our wickets tumble we should try throwing green dildos onto the pitch
can a nigga get a new thread
no new thread for whites only
>>150067655>bowls a slower ball bouncer that hits you on the helmet and gets you out lbw
chirp chirp chirp
heh nowt personnel fella... jus want u out innit
looking grim
would be impressive to survive here without dropping a wicket
moar of a chess and CEO nation really ngl
gonna need two hundred from Duckett
>SIR Raj
>the most indian name possible is a muslim
please explain sirs
a turdie is bumping threads off again btw best to create a newie
>>150067836will NOT be posting in a thread created by a brown """person"""
finna...just a moment
gonna be good
>>150067850k u do u fella x
>>150067850Nobody will miss you
>>150067450its because they stopped letting players use spit to shine the ball
over time this adds weight to the shiny side, while the rough side loses weight as it gets worn down
that weight differential is a key factor in reverse swing
>>150074207the saliva ban is utter woke nonsense
There’s no doubt though that ball tampering has all but been completely eradicated l, and the game is poorer for it
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