Thread 150050860

England vs India - 5th Test - Day 2 of 5

India 224 all out (69.4)
England 242-8 (48.0)
Rain - England lead India by 18 runs with 2 wickets remaining

NZ won, Glammy won (promotion looms)

Friday night beers with the lads looms

>how do we fix cricket
>by playing more cricket
such a brave take rejesh

what an op¡!! cried a tear ngl x

cricket

YFO

who's the sundar with sundar¿

Pavement

>>150050892
YOU DON'T. OK¿. YOU JUST DON'T
STAY IN YER CAPACITY OK? U BLOODY

YFO

the100 looms

if i were DJ at the 100 i'd just bang this out on repeat

https://youtu.be/1SzQrNxLmdQ?si=Fp6J1yQvd8HjeV7e

>>150050945
bit ambitious, he would have to shepherd tongue for a fair bit

YFO

drawbyshire heading for another draw

>>150051012
glammy derby promotion showdown looms
i'd bet my life on glammy bottling it

Ubering to bouldering

>last county games till september
ffs why do they do this

>glamorgan have never played div 1 since restructuring in 2003
SOVL

I think this is a blessing in disguise for India. They may not want to bat too much this evening with the sun forecasted for tomorrow.

bouldering is literally the gayest thing i have ever seen

£107,751 have been raised for charity today through the 'Day for Thorpey' initiative. There was a moment of appreciation for the same just before the players took the field after Tea.

good to watch the ENGLISH groundsmpeople in their bloody capacity ngl

>>150051034
nah >we always start losing when it comes to crunch games

siraj is a nice lad ngl

kek state of that for both teams

Anyone know where I can cop a graham Thorpe anti suicide headband? Might need it to ward off the doom

>>150051137
Reckon 1% of that would be enough to stop me from offing myself but watch as they donate it to “charities” who just do nonsense seminars rather than actually helping people

>>150051284
Esher train station.

>>150051298
Hope your day gets better mate

>>150051311
Only uphill from here la

300 iq getting india in tonight

>>150051327
having a beer meself lad
cheers and keep your chin up

Innings defeat looms for India.

>>150051327
>>150051350
>>150051367
chin-chin x

The doomscrollification of x.com and it's consequences have been a disaster for the me race.
(((They))) are out for my attention span.

>>150051327
comfy

shame all our players are fucking crooked

Cheeky snack

>no wickky in the first over
story won ngl

>>150051327
cool gay bar

those balls are moving nicely

>>150051401
prefer instagram myself, much gentler atmosphere

Strange match this. It’s day 2

not really. it's a normal match on a normal deck

>>150051423
that pork belly looks overcooked.
why does it come with shredded carrot?

>>150051485
Too girly and liberal

>>150051530
It’s pub food not a 5 star mate

its over

wow
we actually gona lose huh

harry shook

We could have 5-0d this series if we could catch ffs

go brook get shook

game's gone
country's gone
life's gone

swear the yellows down the works are way harder than 6 months ago

>celebrappeal
>don't review
fine them

England are winning this by tea tomorrow

more of a darts nation really

starting to get proper pumped down the works

your england xi, /cric/?

Fucks sake haven’t watched since lunch and they fucked it completely. Fucking brainlet tossers. Managed to catch these last wicket though, but holy fuck.

>the pitch is le spicy
This is 2025, cricket should've been solved by now.

>>150051855
For the first test in Perth:
Z Crawley
BM Duckett
OJD Pope
JE Root
BT Foakes wk
JL Smith
BA Stokes c
AAP Atkinson
LA Dawson
MJ Potts
JC Archer

Pitch will flatten just in time for Englese 2nd innings.

clown show

>>150051855
Gooch
Cooke
Root
KP
Stokes
Botham
Smith
Flintoff
Swann
Broad
Anderson

If the sun is in his eyes why he doesn’t put his glasses on, huh

Absolute shitshow in the field right now

>>150051924
Sunglasses wouldn't help if the ball is coming from direction of the sun.

They should call up Bard as a sub fieldsman, Bard would of caught that

>>150051934
One to ponder

I can't believe England have dropped the Anderson-Tendulkar trophy

This is bordering on match fixing

Pretty shit fielding to be perfectly honest

umm..why isn't Woakes bowling fellas¿

nonchalant six

GONE GOTTEM

Big wicket

POOVIEW

Duckett must be chirping at them like a cheeky little halfback

>>150052075
He’s a pooview

another view of a streetshitting currymunching jeet shitting himself at the crease

>>150052098
Only because he was giving it large after Duckett got out earlier.

>nice pooview champ
- Duckett

>>150052107
I’m all for it, also seems they’re targeting Duckett because he’s good and the smallest lad on the team

I agree with this. India want a couple overs of spin and there’s nothing to gain from it for England

no IPL contracts for the English boys I'm afraid

think this is better than BGT or Ashes ngl

who needs aussies aaaammmoirite? ya¿

Fuck off back on a curryboat you retarded spastic

what a top series this has been
test cricket will never die lads

>>150050860 (OP)
Nice op glammylad

shame about Essex but then a draw wasn’t surprising

would luff a curryboat tbqh

bit of a dire on wall sesh ngl
filtered by Sheffield

Cricket worth a watch tomorrow

Yes.

Reckon Curry Barge is the go, like all you can eat curry buffet and you’re floating on a river barge

are the bouldering gyms in Ireland graded soft or hard?

probably soft to appease all the muh heritage fat yanks that go over

I thought glammybro left ngl
glad you didn't

i want to fight an indian

Strangest thing happened earlier I am almost freaked out by it
Thought I saw someone I knew at train station, turned out it wasn't them as they got closer and their appearance more vivid
Next person that was walking behind them WAS ACTUALLY THEM
What are the odds of that
Literally live in a simulation

>>150053324
ye mate you really fascinating

how was the FONT borough homealone

An Irish v10 isn't even worth an English v3

>>150051941
Dropped a dolly on Saturday (caught a simple catch too, to partially make up for it)
Reputation as a specialist fieldsman could be at risk
Really I just have great reactions for stopping things hit hard near me, I'm not actually that safe a pair of hands otherwise

>>150053401
why would i go to
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
borough whatever that means
borough is opposite end of london

>>150053485
Borough's in the middle you daft twat, how can it be the opposite end?

>>150053582
south london scrote

>>150053618
It's approximately two metres south of the river

>>150053641
south london LOSER

>>150053214
I've no idea about that stuff

>>150053664
Never really understood why south London is seen as worse than north London
South London is nice and leafy (Richmond, Wimbledon, Clapham) whereas north London is just urban sprawl
Guess it's because of the blacks

can't believe what a tarq everyone in this block of flats is

>>150051744
don't post this anymore
>>150051623
you may be right ngl, fella. unless we baz it out, think we will be bundled out cheaply early. day three on this ground is apparently a minefield

watching TV
habitat sofa not arriving for another 3 weeks though unfortunately

imagine if martin lewis released a rugpull crypto coin

those battlebunker pull-up guys were just in Donedon
should have gone and banged out 22 for /cric/

Might kill myself

can hardly say that 'just isn't cricket' tbf

>>150053952
uhhh this week is reserved for thorpey mate

but what ends when symbols shatter?

good song

at least my flat is peng

isn't that their only good song though

Even 'we're thinking the same thing' the one ''''''bad'''' song on Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal, has its moments

A V5 in england is a V3 in Swansea and I have never climbed a v3 in Swansea

think some Indians live in my block

meant A V5 in england is a V3 in Swansea and I have never climbed a v3 iykwim haha

for once this is too cerebral to know what you mean
you been on the creatine lad?

why is zachy such a performative male

dunno, must just be in my genes I guess

no substance

pbs is apparently getting cancelled fellas

>>150054504
He didn’t mean it as a compliment you fucking idiot

no grumba

business idea: Indian team plays an IPL type innings for twenty overs tomorrow.
if they are still standing do another 20 overs

>>150054479
no but steven whey protein isolate iykwim haha

>>150054588
didn't say he did, did I, you fat neek
nor even imply it

queef QUEEF

ATT>BGT>>>>>>ASHES

https://youtu.be/UdeH7S7qf1s?si=FQhi4qyJCIy0HHKg

Xintong already the greatest player of all time and it's not even an exaggeration

business idea: encourage random passers-by to blog post on cric about whatever

i once fingered bex in a fort worth nightclub

pass it >>150054718 along fella x

>>150054763
fuck i meant hex

hex's sister?

will always remember the anon who said he fingered a Korean girl inside the habit, goodramgate

>>150054778
no but steven fellate iykwim haha

>>150054812
you're not even trying anymore

leffe makes me me want to party
I suppose this is something that will never leave me

the feeling of leffe making me want to party aha

https://metro.co.uk/2025/07/30/husband-paid-house-deposit-hate-not-equal-owners-23713182/

The deposit on my place was 45k and I paid essentially none of it physically ngl
Metaphysically, I paid a good amount of it though

Quite craving another suck but I don't rent above a shop anymore and there are literally no corner shops around in this turbo tarq area I now inhabit
I am gonna be perfect from now on

>>150054812
>>150054827
no but heard steven may

>>150054905
umm..wat

got chatting to this working-class bird from Selby at the sainsburies self checkout
Could it ever work out, idk
The real red flag was when she said she was just lazy like that was something to be proud of

>>150055259
What don't you understand?

>>150054803
yorkshiremen do it better, as they say in pyongyang

>>150055357
how else did you compensate fella

Just like how Dylan Thomas said, death should have no dominion
Women should have no dominion on red flags
With their blown out pieces of meat

It was Yorkshire day yesterday

>>150055357
oh wait r.u zachharia?

>>150055333
thought this is zb tbqh

need to recalibrate my brit cric personality signatures ngl

The plan tomorrow

Walk to AB nature reserve and back
Ruminate for a few hours
In the pub by 11 for this bowlers deck

alri cud chewerlad

Any of you lads ever had a headlice infestation?

do brits really?

this Welsh boy is getting house proud

up and atom zb

CANADA FLAGS IN

War looms

>>150055846
yay

a canadian girl touched my willy once

I've never shagged a yank desu
Don't want to either
Absolutely disgusting

yep soime ..few.times...french canadian

spilled 1 square inch of yorkshire tea on my habitat rug

>>150055906
based whistler bartender

>>150056027
should have got a rug like this haha

>>150056108
r8>>150055935

I am not french canadian. Where I am from, they hate french canadian. But, I have met a few. My last supervisor was french canadian and she was awesome.

im upperclass

Good man. I like to see the upper classes enjoying their wealth. Hate to see them attempt to imitate us peasants.

>>150057581
This if I was some uppercrust person i'd laud it over the plebs in my range rover with my high maintenance gf. Always in the members area never mixing with the commoners.

>>150057697
As God intended. I swear, the wealth resentment only began when the weathly pretended they were poor. Wearing jeans and tshirts from walmart and all that. No one cared when the wealthy were building mansions, castles, super yachts, giant art pieces, huge globe trotting parties etc.

>>150054803
i once fingered hex in a pyongyang nightcluv

its because all the wealthy people now are gay computer nerds and not old money royalty that knew about art and aesthetics

>>150057823
so true if i was rich i'd ensure my song got a classical education

>>150058094
>song
son*

>>150058094
trip on sonzart iykwim haha

>>150056168
Stephen Knight is an excellent writer. Didn't watch pookie grinders but taboo, locke, trance nearly everything else he's written is top tier for modern hollywood standards. You can just ignore a good artist when they're trying to make a quick buck, they deserve it

the point of them being paid the first time around is because they deserve it jeetjeetx not writing absolute trash
nttd was garbage this one will be no different

Joe Root, the epitome of grace under fire, responded to every sledge with humility and empathy. But something must've crossed the line to push even him over the edge — and all fingers point to Prasidh Krishna.

Enough is enough. This isn’t passion, it’s provocation. Time for serious action. You can’t get away with it every time.

A disgrace to the spirit of the game.

>>150058737
Agreed.

England on track for the moral whitewash

Why are there so few threads in the catalogue

>>150060061
some thirdy had a massive sperg out and spammed the catalog with garbage

fixed

lmfao at dawson getting hit in the head

Went to the shops and saw Akash Deep feeling a bloke up.

praying for maharishi t-shirt weather today at old Trafford

>>150060545
It's true, I was the bloke

just walked past Everyman cinema
so reddit

my uber driving is using his horn like hes still in Mumbai
wish they'd assimilate properly

uber drivers in Sheffield are a bit like that tbf

we call it bombay here parjeesh

about to go destroy a posh cafes toilet

How does Zim have huwite players?
Didn't they all get deported back to their homeland?

Mumbai Sapphire gin

>>150057363
Is this soccer?

creatine occasionally does horrific things to my shits

So, here it is
My last day

Gin is supposed to be a girly drink

Back in the 1s this week but don't really want to be
Had looked forward to a run of games in the 2s where I can gradually build form at a consistent standard
C'est la vie, daresay I'll be dropped down again next week

>>150061101
Not as girly as mead.

>>150061075
lions test

>>150061119
Wait, so it's cricket? I've never heard of it.

>>150061101
>handcrafted
miss me with that (literal) shit

Might join osbaldwick cricket club

>>150061124
its like cricket but you're not allowed to bounce people

should have saved my shit for the putting green at the golf course

cricket looms

Reckon we'll get a result tonight.

I would quite like to have sex with the English cricketer Lauren Bell

>>150061431
Isn't she engaged to Jofra Archer?

wouldn't mind a descent into physical violence from the cricket today

>>150061581
Who would win in a fight between the playing English 10 and the Indian 11?

the Yorkshiremen in the team alone would beat the entire Indian squad and coaching staff

>>150061596
the english without question

india 5 down by lunch

Ainsley Harriott should have the money and fame of Gordon Ramsey. He's a better chef and a better man

letsgo

>>150061932
is that a real lion

>>150061951
yeah he's a great lad

>>150061932
is that a real wallaby?

thoughts on a wicket?

>>150061932
thought steam works didn't allow cameras?

pub is full of boomers called Keith and Anthony watching rugby
no cricket on

seems to be behaving innit>>150062076

think the GROUNDSMAN has performed his duties within his capacity ngl

>>150062090
I thought all the rugby boomers came over for the trip, they were taking over every pub in the city when the lions were in my city

>averages 35 in the flattest summer ever recorded in England
>cant catch
Is crawley the shittest player to play 60 tests?

>>150062101
>pitch vs wicket
>pitch on me lil mind
hihi ..half awake here fellas ngl..might catch a few more zzzzs x

there's a pozzie here watching rules

Archer looks different...hmmm

always thought we exclusively get the afl blowies ngl

Real score 120-6 if England fielders had hands

Jacob Bethell isn't English

more of a cycling nation really

NO REVERSE JINX!!
SATY IN YER CAPACITY

>>150061932
i hope you didnt just sing along to sweet caroline
also
>storm break

could do with a wicky here lads

Daily reminder John Cale- Barracuda would replace Sweet Caroline in a non-mong society

too much not getting a wicket, there needs to be more getting wickets

*offers you a draw*

honestly pressing R1 and L1 to make the ball swing was a great mechanic

>blc fan
alri

Gambhir is a fucking bellend

>>150062567
ive got money on it playing twice or more during the break
also havent seen a single strike of lightning - games gone woke

>>150062817
what's he done now?

just looks like one really
always has that permanent scowl on his face

nominative determinism innot

A boomer stole my seat again but I made a joke out of it and we are now chatting a bit

wave the cric sign when u get on the telly, ya?

why the fuck are 99% of the screens in this city playing a dead rubber rugby match
is cricket in Yorkshire dead
I mean I suppose rugby is more of a pub sport tbf

England's current strategy of not taking wickets isn't ideal.

just remembered I'm in Yorkshire

having a midget in gully is probably not the best tactic

>letting Akash Deep score r00nz
He's only scored 97 runs in 9 matches played so far.

Finally.

>>150063013
based jinxer loving your work mate

awful shot
brings back memories of like the worst of the subcontinentals against the bouncer

this city on Saturday is a fucking dump
going to move to Helmsley

>>150063013
>>150063032
:(

Should have sent out a lunchwatchman.

gay pride in Brighton ATM
Wonder if at some point it will all just descend into some giant transformer type, like loads of naked man bodies all attached to one another stomping down West street

My tummy hurts also why has this pitch transformed into a road all of a sudden?

Englandicans did not like Jaiswal's cramp.

brighton's always been poof central, ffs it's where's danny and bowen met

>>150063176
ricky ponting didn't like it much either

>>150063283
Bumble jr

>>150063354
I'll care about Ponting's opinion when Border-Anderson trophy is on.

any1 else into cricket

Being 'into' sports in immature behaviour.

>another celebrappeal
This shit needs to be stopped.
Nice cheat job on the ultraedge "got a slight delay"...

>New Zealand and Australia won three games against India in their respective series
Just fucking do it England.

>>150062921
>why the fuck are 99% of the screens in this city playing a dead rubber rugby match
England are guaranteed a win that series

I am York's gayest man

can't imagine being that rattled at being one off your hundred

Clearly focused solely on reaching his century.

ive heard indians are addicted to eating cow shit and drinking cow piss...is this true?

>>150063904
Nathan Cleary plays rugby league mate

holy fuck this cunt behind the stumps is annoying

>>150063934
that's the umpire mate

Looks like Yashaswi's girlfriend is in the crowd too

Did someone the other day say root was a good looking lad
Um

>>150064007
root was fit before the inevitable twinkdeath

I'd have sex with Bethell and Smith. Root never looked good.

harry brooke another droppo

I think thats all out now if we took our catches

https://vocaroo.com/16fX0H8UK70m
made this earlier today, the mix is horrendous so try to imagine it sounds louder and crisper and better

>>150063975
well fed gal

skittle through the rest of these
get in tonight
have it won by lunch tomorrow down the pub for a pint

If I was that batsman I'd review that just in case he dropped it

sub 260 odd lead and it's ours lads

Atkinson 10fer on the cards
How olds this rooster?

don't know if rooster means the bowler or the ball

Reckon we'll win this by lunch Tomorrow

>>150064135
Neither of those mate, keep going

>>150064166
no i don't know

>>150064173
if it helps, this is a rooster right here

>>150064166
So you don't know

>>150064211
this lad is circa 70 million years old

does isa guhra have a gig in the English summer? Haven’t seen her on sky (she’s sexy)

>>150064262
she works for the bbc

is this a good wagon wheel for test cricket?

>>150064350
like on tms
with athers and cookie and tuffers and all the other lads

old trafford
day 4
india 0/2

>>150064262
She almost certainly killed her career with that Most Valuable Primate comment

walking to bouldering

>>150064389
went from that to staring at a 2-2 result

if bindja can't win vs 2 seamers,1 of them who definitely has something wrong with him will be like losing the WC at Narendra Modi stadium in front of Narendra Modi himself after winning all games easily

what can england chase down?

>>150064448
Maybe 45

>>150064448
it's already over

>>150064393
why didn't she just say "I'm a currywog too I can say that" and ride it out.

>>150064448
280 is possible , 300+ is too much on this unless heatwave + sun come out

gg we lost

isa's branching out into tennis

>>150064469
That was literally the plan she tried to execute but paired it with an apology

>>150064440
grimness

>>150064495
fuck do primates know about tennis kek

GONE GOTTEM
FUCK OFF YOURE OUT

too late

Wait, you're allowed to catch it?

ids doo lade
why didnt u stobbit

Well played lad. Also the series has came full circle for Jaiswal, he dropped about 3 catches in the first game.

that's not a full circle

>century first innings in first match
>no centuries
>century in last innings last match
that's a full circle

Collapse incoming.
England will win this by tea.

how is that even close to a circle?

Both of these teams are ass

Didn't the peewees 3-0 this team at home? lmao

>ass
FOY

fuck this tongue cunt can get some insane swing at times

>>150065113
without kane williamson

old school toecrusher

Why did he throw it outside the line? Is he stupid?

outside the line?
I wasn't even properly watching and I still noticed that.

>>150065178
wait wtf, you're right
luckily ravindras class

last time I had sex was 24 hours ago

ffs haven’t listened or watched all day and then I look only to see these fucking jobbers haven’t got rid of these streetshitters

Business idea: Zimbabwe national team plays in the Sheffield shield for training

England are so fucked

>>150065413
In the old days Rhodesia used to play in the Currie Cup, always been a bit of a meme them being a “test” nation

What excuses will be acceptable if England don't win 3-1?

How are those rain hakas going britlads?

i like to watch girls piss and poo

>>150063975
To think this guy was some chapri son of a pani puri seller selling pani puri at Azad Maidan only a few years ago.

England can easily chase anything below and around 400.
The pitch is getting easier to bat on.

How’s it going cric who’s winning

>>150065578
Fuck off you brown curry munching fuckhead

I invite strange men from all over York into my flat

>>150065634
wtf why are abbos so rude

>>150065634
what’s it to you what colour his curry is?

>>150065634
So it would be acceptable if I munched white curry instead.

>>150065632
umpires

Fucking hate brown shit skinned cunts., bash all their skulls in and fuck t20

Any cricket team could theoretically chase any total well into the thousands.

>>150065909
FUCKING THIS

Get the fuck out of my country you brown DOG cunts

Why don't opening batsmen just bat at 1 rpo for 450 overs thereby establishing two double centuries, a 450-run lead and a story win

Brown shit skinned cunts have ruined australia, them and the gooks

WHITE POWER

>>150065978
a combination of arrogance and shitness

WHITE POWER!!

need that 7th wicket, the rest will roll over once it's gone

Might go cave some fucking indians skulls in

>>150065978
>t. Geoff Boycott

guess he really did go out to bash an indian

Rain forecast for next two days.
It's over.
England will win 2-1.

in awe at the size of this lad

you cunts don’t even know what it was like watching ricky ponting bat. I saw him live like 6 times. There’s never been anyone better

>>150066227
should declare and bowl us out

>man gets free t-shirt
>50,000 indians flood that section of the ground tomorrow

>>150066381
how come the kid in front didn't get a shirt

>>150066381
Whta is I left a trail of free shit leading into the ocean. Would all indians drown?

Ricky Ponting is the best batsman I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot of the greats

Imagine if girls were like blokes and they all just got their pussie’s out together to piss against a wall

>>150066381
wtf where's his head

why are england’s bowlers so fucking shit

>>150066428
Ponting is the greatest cricketer ever

GONE GOT THE CUNT

>>150066477
unironically our first decent bowling attack all series too

>>150066471
he's like harry brooke he doesn't need one

>"india in a superb position"
>literally a wicket next ball

>>150066477
Atkinson is good. Tongue and Joverton are dogshit. Bethell and Root aren’t bowlers.
>>150066499
utter bullshit, stop lying you shit skin tebbit test failure

nothingburger

>>150066477
thanks for that, can you post that again in about 10 minutes

that seems very high on the pad for where that hit on the tracking

Ponting was a dick as captain though. And I’ve seen him play live a few times too

>>150066541
Good. The job of a cricketing captain is to win matches, not hearts.

he won my heart

>>150066559
He did win a lot as captain that’s true

Pozzies cheated a lot though.
Thankfully BCCI has got it under control now.

Ponting
>greatest batsman
>greatest fielder
>greatest captain

He is the greatest cricketer.

>>150066373
>>150066428
sorry boomers, root is beter now :)

I could have been the greatest cricketer, nobody gave me a chance, not even myself

a pozzie scored a last minute winner for my team in a preseason friendly just now

need that 8th wicket, the rest will roll over once it's gone

why are they shining the new ball. surely it's as shiny as it'll ever be?

you gotta shine one side of it

>>150066734
gotta shinemaxx when on your new ball arc
omg im such a bowlcel

just chuck it at the stumps

Woakes was dogshit this series anyway, wouldn’t have made an ounce of difference if he hadn’t twatted himself.

What’s wrong with their eyes?

this game has England loss all over it. going to be doing a rain dance tomorrow

England are so fucked. Wobble seam proven for the meme it is.

Tongue and Jovertons name don’t even pass the eye test

now I've seen a few it's overs in my time, but this one is most definitely over

Duckett and Crawley will bazball to 120-150.
Bulk of the rest will be accumulated by Root-Brook-Pope.
Final push by J Smith onslaught.
England win 3-1.

its so over even the umpire says so after six balls

It's over.

FUGGIN GOTTEM PISS OFF CUNT

GOTTEM GONE

englels better start practicing their concession speech. i'll being

Congratulations India on another great test victory. No team has had so much overseas success, and once again you have proven to be the superior test nation.

GONE GOTTEM

DONT STAND BECAUSE YOU CANT REVIEW


HAHAHAHA SEETHING CUNT

wow look at all these nothingburgers when it's far too late

>>150066807
>t. murali

I knew they should have run a bye after that bouncer that the keeper turned to face the boundary when he caught it.
that'll be lucky to get umpires call

>can he get fifer
No because he’s shit aggers

>and it was an inside edge
lol

Sangakara is the best keeper-batsman of all time time (not Gilchrist)

>>150067021
nice VPN

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN
RUSSIA HAVE TAKEN OUT THE ENTIRE FRENCH NAVY

not a very nice vpn if all he can do is pretend to be Australian

>>150067035
and miss India getting dismissed? No thanks mate, how about you keep me posted

Dinesh Karthik’s ex-wife got impregnated by Murali Vijay while they were still married

>>150067035
>cnn
Fuck off you yankified cunt. Thick ducking wannabe septic

>>150067060
chat is this true?

>>150067062
ermmmm 'turn on cnn' is actually a popular meme on the 4chan image board. Its not meant to be taken literally.

When the keeper collects the ball cleanly when it hasn't hit the bat or the batter it should be a dead ball immediately.

>chuck pies at the tail
interesting tactics

>>150067035
Even the nuclear subs that are on patrol?

>>150067066
https://www.bollywoodshaadis.com/amp-articles/when-dinesh-karthiks-first-wife-betrayed-him-with-the-cricketer-murali-vijay-and-also-got-pregnant-40077

thinking about a full strength Danish kaneria Googly

>this guy is decent on the hook shot
>ground is tiny
>bowl rank short balls allowing the hook
I think we might be retarded fellas

I think it needs an update, switch on al jazeera

>>150067095
yuck. this whole story is yucky yuck yuck.

>>150067095
that happened between two argentine footballers about 10 years ago or more, led to the Murali in this case being ostracised from the Argentina national team.

need that 10th wicket, the rest will roll over once it's gone

Not even the first time this week Washington has made England his bitch

Outrageous

didn't we beat these cunts 4-1?

omg pathetic engels hahahahah
>>150067194
Washington has made englel their bitch since 1776 nigga

Some indians girls are really hot

maybe we should stop bowling short eh lads

Lads, looking Grim.
That 1st innings collapse is really gonna bite.
Highest chase at Oval is 263.
No Stokes either.

Sundar playing for personal milestones again. Pathetic!

is this bazball?

>>150067247
I don’t know what to call it but it’s hugely entertaining

>>150067228
>Bazball having to try and play for 6 and a half session (weather permitting)
They have managed to bin the series in some fashion

Jesus christ that might be the best shot I've seen in years.
>fag-end
Is that just an excuse for poms & jeets to say fag on tv?
>new ball
Watch them accidentally give them an actual new ball instead of one that had been smashed around for 5 overs.
>>150067247
benchodball

Can't tell you how much I would like to spin and shatter Gambhirs jaw like a 2008 Danish kaneria Googly

>>150067257
>>new ball

Time for a quick sandwich

almost found a way to drop that

far too dark to play out there
call it off

Fast bowlers really are the biggest retards in sport aren't they...

>bowl top of off to the top order high quality batsmen.

>bowl half track garbage to the tail enders so they can hit sixes.

>did not get 400
3-1 to England ggwp

All out GONE


now watch England lose two

>having trouble catching
>solution?
>have two guys catch it, thereby doubling the odds the catch will be a success

>Close of play
>England 58/7

Like catch Literally chuckle brothers fielding escapades.
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For India, when the Fun stops, STOP
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Tongue 5 for good lad

>>150067319
>bowl perfect line and length to make batsmen uncertain to play, creating lbw, bowled and caught chances
>spray around like me going for a piss at 7am after drinking all night when the bottom 4 are in

>>150067330
5 sixes though so they'd be playing the right way (TM)

we already lost a wicket anyway

>>150067330
69-4 with 1 comical and 2 brainless wickets

important for england not to loose wickets 373 is very much chasable in 2 days. 2-3 hundred run partnerships, and its done

>>150067353
>>150067330
>correction: 58/8

englel all out under 200
screencap this

>>150067361
all they need is one batter to get 373

>>150067363
go and clap your mom, england winning this

>>150067363
Wow, a daring prediction

now this is what i call bazball

some dragonflies used my bonnet stay rod to procreate upon the other day

>>150067351
England have never utilised reverse swing in Tests properly ever since Simon Jones career was ended.

That Indian lower order should have been cleaned up, even with the missed catches, for under 270

When line and length, even with a seamer unavailable, doesn't work and your spinners are mediocre, yiu have to TRY to reverse it and these heavy humid conditions are perfect for it.

Bring in Waqar amd Wasim to teach em before the Ashes

York on Saturday is beyond grim I wish all these tourists could just leave
Muh Harry Potter
Fuck off

England should target 700 so even if they only get halfway there they'll still win. Basically impossible to lose

>>150067402
What's occurring Sean Bean anon?

need those first 10 runs, the rest will roll over once it's gone

bracing for a quick 20 and out for zakary

England need to play proper test cricket here not low iq bazball

so it's over

GOTTEM GONE

Reverse swing has mostly vanished from the game since the sandpaper shenanigans. Does anyone know why?

>>150067450
it defies the laws of physics

>>150067450
niggas got weak wrists from fapping too much.

WICKET

>>150067450
Because the coaching is shite for it.
Like learning jazz you have to have a good teacher

BOWLED IM THAT'S OUT

if we keep this up, we will have won this in 374 overs time

our isa
our ebony

>>150067495
>commentators
>women
>at least three cameras pointing at them

>>150067507
atleast its not african men and muslims

at least my flat is peng
have to be thankful for small mercies
thanks mum, the first voice I ever heard

nice swipe at air zak bit more of that please

how are you feeling englanders? confident?

GONE GOTTEM FUCKED IT
IT BEGINS

fucken hell

how is overstepping a thing lmao you bowl a hundred balls a day in the nets or on the pitch just don't overstep ever kek

business idea: have a midget in your team and farm high wides

>>150067588
the sachin strat

if our wickets tumble we should try throwing green dildos onto the pitch

can a nigga get a new thread

no new thread for whites only

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BLOODY

NEW
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>>150067655
>bowls a slower ball bouncer that hits you on the helmet and gets you out lbw

chirp chirp chirp
heh nowt personnel fella... jus want u out innit

>>150067745
wot

looking grim
would be impressive to survive here without dropping a wicket

might new

moar of a chess and CEO nation really ngl

gonna need two hundred from Duckett

>SIR Raj
>the most indian name possible is a muslim
please explain sirs

a turdie is bumping threads off again btw best to create a newie

>>150067818
go on then

boutta

>>150067836
will NOT be posting in a thread created by a brown """person"""

finna...just a moment
gonna be good
>>150067850
k u do u fella x

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>>150067850
Nobody will miss you

>>150067862
thank you sir

>>150067450
its because they stopped letting players use spit to shine the ball
over time this adds weight to the shiny side, while the rough side loses weight as it gets worn down
that weight differential is a key factor in reverse swing

>>150074207
the saliva ban is utter woke nonsense
There’s no doubt though that ball tampering has all but been completely eradicated l, and the game is poorer for it