The 2nd weekend of the 2025 Summer Cup is upon us. /sp/ were drawn into a group with /k/, /c/ and /cm/, and collected all 3 points in a 3-1 win against merely /c/ last Saturday. /k/ lost to /cm/ in their first game, leaving their backs against the wall as a loss to /sp/ would almost certainly leave them relegated. This task will not be an easy one. /k/ are well-trained, well-equipped and battle-hardened, and will fight savagely.

>Where can I watch?
www.isthisliv.com/stream

>What is this?
A sitewide divegrass (sawker) cup where each board makes their own team, and play them against each other in CPU vs CPU matches on Pro Evolution Soccer. Although the players aren't controlled directly, the teams and tactics are handled by real people. You can watch previous matches here: https://implying.fun/team/sp/

>Can I join?
There's always a need for people who can help test tactics or create aesthetics. We'll teach you everything you need to know, and how much time you put in is up to you. Contact any one of us: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Contact#/sp/

Friday's matches: (in UTC)
17:00: /pol/ - /vmg/
17:40 /vt/ - /vg/
>18:20 /sp/ - /k/
19:00 /c/ - /cm/
19:40 /jp/ - /trv/
20:20 /u/ - /r9k/
21:00 /v/ - /y/
21:40 /fit/ - /f/

Saturday's matches:
17:00: /tg/ - /mu/
17:40 /biz/ - />a/
18:20 /d/ - /pw/
19:00 /sci/ - /tv/
19:40 /vm - /co/
20:20 /b/ - /mlp/
21:00 /wsg/ - /lit/
21:40 /an/ - /his/

Sunday's matches: (in UTC)
17:00: /k/ - /c/
>17:40 /cm/ - /sp/
18:20 /trv/ - /u/
19:00 /r9k/ - /jp/
19:40 /y/ - /fit/
20:20 /f/ - /v/
21:00 /vmg/ - /vt/
21:40 /vg/ - /pol/

>>150051488 (OP)
It's rigged against spee anyway

what did I just tune into?

/SP/ARTANS
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

>>150051556
ponyfags cant get their pre-game hype videos ready on time so they play the ballsack guy videos as a filter for normalfags

this is absolutely going to be rigged for /pw/ to win it all

>>150051592
>them not rigging it for /mlp/

>>150051617
with hulk hogan dying, there has been a change in plans

>>150051625
nah, the hulkster is a persona non-grata in /pw/ now since he's the one that ended their nuevo elite streak

why does mulp still exist? Didn't that cancerous show end years ago? Nobody even knows what bronies are anymore.

>>150051677
Ironically their board is one of the few things they still have

Let's go /sp/artans

>>150051695
high time we get rid of it so these fucking losers off themselves or at least shut the fuck up

Come on, fellow GOATs
Let’s secure the KO stage access and spare us nerve-wrecking mental illness

tsu and messi finally accepted each other for >us. Third star incoming.

>>150051706
>at least shut the fuck up
unfortunately until we start winning or go back to a fox engine PES they won't shut the fuck up about it

>>150051488 (OP)
/sp/ when lads?

CAM ON /SP/

https://youtu.be/gQ12Ver0Gig?si=M9C3VlcbN-h8Vd75

>>150051902
Two more weeks

>>150051902
after the next match

>>150051902
current match and the next, afterwards it's goat time. around an hour, implying no "technical" "difficulties" cross these plans

>>150051902
In theory? In 25 minutes
In reality? Two hours or so

>>150051933
I wish the vtumor game would only take 25 minutes

>>150051933
good because I'm not drunk yet

>>150051933
It's Crimson it should be fine

RIP lyl ;__;7

>>150051617
It'll be the horsefuckers again
absolutely rigged

last game we had eeeeeeeeh puto and the Martinoli rant vs Giovanni
we are highly influential in this board

>>150051995
Half the memes of 4chan in the broad sense come from /sp/

>>150051995
the what rant about who?

almost forgot
LETS BE HAVING YOU

>>150052013
The same day of NO ERA, when >we played against >you, the Mexican narrator comes crazy after how Giovani Dos Santos finally delivered after all those years.
They played a translation word by word last game when Messi scored for /sp/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HYnphAJ6ayo&pp

>>150052013
I made a version of a mexican play by play announcer's rant against one of the mexican nt players to show how frustrated i have been with Messi breaking his goal scoring streak despite us trying our best to at least keep it going

When did /vg/ turn into an anime board? I thought it had runescape and wow generals etc.

>>150052092
9 out of 10 live service games are jap/chink

>>150052104
jfc

>>150052092
Once /vst/ and /vrpg/ were added most of the non-gacha generals moved there. I think runescape and wow generals as well as a couple of other non-anime games generals persist but still vast majority of the stuff there is chinese mobile coomerbait trash. They also have (or had?) their own league with almost all teams representing the gacha shit

>>150052092
Gacha insects from SEA and South America outnumber real game posters

>>150052092
/vg/'s squad is composed from teams that participate in their league, and a lot of gacha games have generals in their board, and there are few people as autistic as gachafags.

>>150052073
If the streamer did get the pregame video i sent, be ready for some Mariano Closs.

>>150051963
icrey5tim

>>150052073
we need a latin GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLASO goal horn

>>150052127
can't wait
are you like in charge of the aesthetics or just another concerned citizen?
I'm asking so after our inevitable elimination I know who to complain

you should complain about 3rd worlders anyway

>>150052247
i don't handle the aesthetics, i'm one of the three co-managers, although i did make the Eagles kit from last tournament

/sp/ ON VERY SOON:
www.isthisliv.com/stream
>www.isthisliv.com/stream
www.isthisliv.com/stream
>www.isthisliv.com/stream

WE UP LADS

>>150052383
Good luck bros

>>150051902
now

fight and win

Is this really our first game vs /k/ since the 2012 final?

im in enemy territory

can finally use this image again

>>150052419
yeah i was surprised too, first official game, we've had friendlies before but not official games

>>150052419
yes basically

>0 reds
its ogre

WAVE YOUR FLAG

>>150052445
'tis merely /k/

>>150052127
>he didnt get the video

>>150052431
ESCUCHEN CORRAN LA BOLA
SE CREEN GRAN COSA PORQUE TIENEN PISTOLA
Y YA LO VEN VAN CORRER
TSUNALDO A TODOS SE LOS VA A COGER

I was PROMISED a hyp video

How difficult is it to send a video? Asking for a friend

CAM ON LADS
SCORE SOME FUCKIN GOALS

>>150052092
only Chinese still play wow so it adds up

REFBALL
FUCK OFF

fuckin ERA wtf

RIGGED

RIGGED
WHERE IS THE PEN

clear dive

kill all refs

holy fuck that was so rigged

RIGGED

Kill referees. Behead referees. Roundhouse kick a ref into the concrete. Slam dunk a ref into the trashcan. Crucify filthy referees. Defecate in a ref’s food. Stir fry referees in a wok. Launch referees into the sun. Toss referees into active volcanoes. Twist referees heads off. Feed referees to piranhas. Curbstomp referees. Judo throw referees into a wood chipper. Karate chop referees in half. Pee in a ref’s gas tank. Crush referees in a trash compactor. Trap referees in quicksand. Liquefy referees in a vat of acid. Eat referees. Dissect referees. Exterminate referees in the gas chamber. Stomp ref skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate referees in the oven. Lobotomize referees. Mandatory abortions for referees female relatives. Grind ref fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown refs in goulash grease. Vaporize referees with a ray gun. Kick old referees down the stairs. Feed referees to alligators. Slice referees with a katana. Strap referees to an artillery shell. Use referees as tank lubricant. Strangle a ref. Draft a ref. Rape referees. Throw referees into the sun. Human centipede referees for energy. Report referees to the IRS. Van referees. Drop a ref down a volcano. Defecate in a referees nostrils. Give referees a permanent pink eye. Physically invert a ref. Point an ebay certified for home use laser in a ref's eyes. Condemn a ref to a tranny prison. Castrate a ref. Castrate the ref's pets. Remove the referees limbs. Lobotomize a ref. Ask the ref for directions and sucker punch him. Squeeze a ref's balls with a vice grip. Feed a ref to a rottweiler. Gift a ref a shitbull rescue. Feed referees to bulls. Steam fry a ref. Leave a ref inside a washing machine on highest heat. Not in minecraft a ref. Expel referees to india. Tumble dry a ref. Cut off a referees nipples. Keep referees in petting zoos. Make referees blind and death. Use referees to clear minefields.

>>150051488 (OP)
ONE GOAT ON THE SHIRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AxLQPoTpKE

COME ON /SP/ SUPER /SP/

slurper status?

this semen slurping game is not for me

>>150052618
slurping harder than ur mum

Lads? where are the goals?

>sou momento

>>150052643
Weedmannigger is incompetent?
Impossible.

RIGGED BY ZOG /K/HOKHOLS

why is forced 3rd world meme dogshitter the SS?

this will end in a 1-0 if any team scores

horrible hoofball

>>150052711
the team that scores more goals sure has more chances to win this one

brexit ball not working lads

why arent we playing 4-2-3-1 the best formation of all time

Autism Bowl

What an absolutely abhorrent game

>missi

pisi

MESSI FOR THE GO-ACK

we go on with a tie /k/ is done

Don't know what to say of this, lads ...

propah footy

does this game not just give pens out or what? that shit in the first half was blatant
should've been a red too since it was the last man

>ties
semen slurpers?

this semen slurping game is not for me, gays

Where's Robert? I need to scream myself hoarse.

just don't choke against /cm/ you fuckers

Reminder that 0-0 is the perfect match
We just witnessed football champagne

>Ngubu man of the match
Beautiful

>

Ngubu had an excellent match, propa lad he is. Bright future ahead

>>150052818
Referees - 0.0

>>150052796
it does give out pens but the blender models make it impossible to tell what actually happened.

well that surely was a game of football

My son won

it's over for spee

this game worries me, have we been figured out?

yeah this game was one of the games of all time, we really had a tough time solving the puzzle, we couldn't find anything that was consistent on our testing, i personally wasn't sold with the initial gameplan because it was really sluggish, but it worked for the other members of the staff, i hope we can enter the final matchday without the need to sweat

can we play this for our game vs /cm/ or is it too late for suggestions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7sCLa1aoqk

>>150052833
looked like the k-dman put caca in an armlock then shoved his arm upwards which pushed caca out of balance
rigged I say

>>150052895
It looks mega sus at face value but you need the non-blender shot to be sure. Maybe the invisible leg of the defender actually hit the ball.

>>150052890
i didn't have anything in mind, but i'll ask the fellas for the go-ahead

>>150052979
i gave ur mum the go-ahead
sacked in the morning

this result helps us right?

WE KEEP ON WINNING (BY DRAWING)

>>150053066
/sp/ just needs a draw vs /cm/ to advance

>four consecutive draws

>>150053066
Well, >we are not yet through, but like 95%
So yeah, not bad

>>150053066
any win or draw means advancement, good goal difference and head to head against /c/
very good chances now

>>150053066
this does not fookin slip

>>150053031
please do, i want to be a regular wagie again

>>150053123
Never
You must bring it home and THEN fail (without getting us babbied) to get sacked
Otherwise, we'd be making it too easy for (You)

>>150053123
>>150053144
Also feel free to win two or three cups in a row and then retire, like Zidane. I won't complain.

this semen slurping tournament is not for me, gays

>>150053066
>/sp/ wins the third game
We're through
>/sp/ draws the third game
We're through
>/sp/ loses by one, but /k/ wins by one
We're through
>/sp/ loses by one, but /k/ loses
We're through
>/sp/ loses by one, but /k/ and /c/ draw
We're through

Essentially, we just gotta avoid losing by two

>>150052886
I'll concur with that. It's funny how much autism goes on in the back end just to eventually result in swapping presets back and forth. Ultimately, we read each others' approaches very well, locked each other in a stranglehold, and whatever the fuck is going on with Crimson's PES today did the rest.
Just do me a favor and don't do it again.

>>150053208
yjk what's gonna happen on Sunday

>>150053208
over to you /sp/

>>150053208
I've heard enough, just park the bus.

>>150053228
i didn't do that preset switching, that one is on collie, i would personally have gone for something like tinkering with support range but alas

>>150053252

>>150053208
it’s coming home

up

>the city of /a/

>/a/

>>>>>>/a/
oh no no no no no

You're laughing.
/a/ just died and you're just laughing.

>>150068932
AND LOUDLY

>>150068932

>>150068932

>>150068932
I will save the laughs for after OUR game, thank you. If WE bottle this …

>>150069056
this.

>/mlp/ dead

>>150071572
It feels so gooooooood