MAN UNITED WIN THE EPL 25/26!

alright now that slipperpool have slipped in signing isak i'm happy with my gunners' window again

Liverpool got snubbed by Isak

I hate niggers ngl

>>150052639
Based. Fuck Liverpool.

Who want me?

Call me old fashioned BUT paying £95M for Ekitike is just not a good investment.

>>150052650
Me <3

snubberpool kek

Is Turkey new Saudi Arabia?

>>150052689
They have strange tax laws so maybe

>>150052689
saudi use turkey for money laundering

>>150052650
I want the Slovakian striker Šeško, who the fuck are you?

>>150052657
:)

>>150052722
SIKE

>>150052719
Slovenian, you bloody plonker. Which club?

>>150052737
:(

Salah hanging out with the his family at the beach <3

>>150052739
That's what I said, gaylord. Don't come to Burnley tonight.

>>150052650
Ruben Amorim here, sell me your project

>>150052722
:D

If Isak gets injured now the scouse will be unbearable

>Morton to Lyon for £15m
Our ability to sell our shitters is unparalelled

>>150052966
You guys are getting too obvious with this money laundering
No one outside england is paying 15m for no name youth shitter, especially debt ridden lyon

did Liverpool get the snub of the season today?

city will walk the league unfortunately

>its an every single good player at a non-sky 6 club must sign for a sky 6 club summer episode
the premier league is stuck in purgatory

>>150053108
Only Villa survived the purge

>>150053018
Friendly reminder your best ever player cost only £10m more than Tyler Morton

>The Ineos Grenadiers staff member who left the Tour de France after being asked to speak to the International Testing Agency (ITA) about doping allegations relating to the 2012 season worked at Manchester United last year.
Doped up and still that bad

I 'ate the scouse

>>150053128
Epic burn faggot
Also kvicha costs little more than that

>>150053204
Ask people about the trophies he's won no one will mention him as the star player, gypsy.

>>150053203
>hanging himself because he supports man u
extreme

money

>>150052754
you laugh, but at least the number of Islamic fundamentalist women who get skin cancer is close to nil.

Feels like Sesko goes to Newcastle

>>150053425
They just rejected the bid for Isak THOUGH

>>150053441
We can afford Sesko without selling Isak

Imagine the amount of inbreeding required to end up with retarded and repulsive people like scousers. Scary stuff
>>150053345
>Newcastle want striker before they sell
Darwin is the missing link

>>150053203
lovely bitta scran that

>>150053451
He's not coming as a backup. That's why he rejected Arsenal last year.

>>150053441
Yeah, they want a replacement without getting taxed by everyone. Do you think Liverpool will say no if they come back in 1 week with a small counter offer?

When will ABLs ever learn?

>>150053496
Eddie wants to play 442 but he's never had two good strikers to do it
When Wilson was fit he tried it but that was rare

>>150053345
I swear nobody actually moves to saudi any more. Feels like people are just using them to inflate their asking price

We're at a sad moment in history when Scousers are denying facts.
Last thread, hours after the new was made, a face-saving post was attempting to deny that Liverpool acted that a behind-closed-doors match was a competitive match.
Fact: they did exactly this
https://www.liverpoolfc.com/results/mens/2025
(put there as though it was a real match)
https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/match-report-nunez-hits-hat-trick-liverpool-beat-stoke-behind-closed-doors-friendly
(note the URL - BEHIND CLOSED DOORS FRIENDLY)
If it doesn't matter then why lie about it? Seetheshots until 8am here we go!!!

>>150053529
Interesting. Šeško played in a two striker lineup in Liepzig so it should be pretty easy for him to plug in.

>>150053677
look im not even a liverpool fan but we didnt care about that match at all

You guys have any good movie recommendations? Something, something, horror, something, Catholic Church, something, demons, something, something, occult, something, Masonry, something, ancient evil, something, something?

>>150053706
The Exorcist 3

>>150053706
that weapons film coming out in a week looks good

>>150053706
pokemon 2000

>>150053706
Drag me to Hell

>>150053706
It's not really horror, it's FF so it sort of is, but The Conspiracy (2012) I would really recommend. It almost kind of has elements that you're looking for. I would really recommend it at least.

>>150053706

>>150053667
>>150053667
maybe
2026 world cup means something to some players

>>150053706
da vinci code

>>150053706
Presence (2025) was kino but one for the thinking man

>>150053706
want something scary? read the newspaper

Liverpool got brutally snubbed
After about a year of their interest in Isak being reported as well
SNUBBED

indy calling out these journos making things up

Watching Germany v France from 1982 semi final on some random channel i've never seen
currently 1-1 on penalties

>>150053794

>>150053964
Dominique Rocheteau's shirt is basically the same length as his shorts

>>150053980
UPDATE: past current or future Real Madrid star Uli Stielike has missed
but so has Didier Six

>>150053944
>Just had a look at who Isak's agent is
>While he has some notable names on the books none of them have a market value even close to Isak
Hope Isak sacks him. Used to do it all the time in FM when you had a good player and their greedy agent constantly tried to get new contracts so he could get paid because everyone else he represented were dogshit. Made the agent seethe something rotten so it did.

>>150053986
[spoiler]Germany wins[/spoiler]
>spoilers on /sp/
There was an advert break after the 9th penalty
Thank you for reading my live feed

>>150054043
what channel was it on
do you pay for tv or you mean internet channel

>Poocastle NEED to sell Isak and bring in massive reinforcements immediately.
>Isak wants out of Poocastle
>Poocastle fans want Isak out of Poocastle

Lets be real, as soon as Liverpool submit a marginally improved offer the deal will get done. The first rejection is just so they can be perceived to be fighting it.

deep lore

>Irish on the copes

>>150054115
It's just common sense. Poocastle will sell or Liverpool will just buy whatever striker (and defender) they try to buy

>>150054063
One of those on your smart tv that isn't a real channel. I looked and its actually Fifa+ on LG. They're replaying it again.
I realised this must be the game the keeper utterly heems the french defender and gets away with it

>110 mil
What happened to "willing to break the transfer record again"? They just strung poor Isak along. Now he'll have to spend a year playing for a fanbase that hates him before fucking off to an actual big team like PSG or Barca when they manage to get their finances right.

>>150053172
Based

>>150053884
Its embarrassing

>>150054192
they both know what the price will be but newcastle have to look like they're putting up a fight

Music today is sickening sycophantic twaddle. Thank fuck Oasis are back and keeping it real.

>>150054197
Absolute fucking state of this fat mong customer cunt. The is how I picture every livermong that posts online, in fact is suspect he may actually be one of the Irishmen who posts in this thread

>>150054186
thats all i needed to hear expect to get a knock from one of our inspectors on Monday

>>150054227
*doesn't let you in*
wat nao

>>150054237
*comes back with two female officers*
your move racialist

I reckon Wissa or Sesko would improve the Liverpool squad anyway. Just unsure which one to get right now...

>>150054251
Slovenian papers are saying he’s going to Newcastle

>>150053974
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>150054197
ive seen posters say he isnt a real fan because he is irish yet he has all the behaviours of a true scouser
>>150054261
whoever buys him is a fool

>>150054261
to sit on the bench behind Isak? no chance

>>150054245
>tfw two hot as fuck female officers do the rounds in town trying to get drug addicts to change their lives

>>150054251
think newcastle will end up buying both

as there is only 1 hour left of August 1st I will ask an important question
is it a tradition where you live to say "white rabbits" on the first of the month before midday for good luck, because apparently this is a regional thing and some will even deny this exists

>>150054286
yes.
im in leigh

>>150054245
*heems them both with minimal effort*

>>150054277
got any pics of their feet or bums lad?

>>150054295
just a bit rude if I'm being desu m8 what if the lionesses lost

>>150054301
G-d I wish. Their foot games must both be insane.

>>150054313
calm down and leave the white girls alone moishe

>>150054313
just imagining those feets in cartoon form with stink lines omg

>all that smoke
>made him go on strike thinking you were going to do everything to get him
>only to throw out one single lowball bid you knew would get rejected and then immediately back out

goldbridge saying sesko snubbed man u for newcastle

holy cow the no europe debuff is real

>>150054431
Didn't he just say the opposite yesterday?

>>150054431
https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1meqq6d/christopher_michel_red_devils_are_very_optimistic/

not sure what to believe

>>150054431
What are you on about? This anon persuaded him >>150053529

>>150054407
Liverpool trying to act like a big club and failing hard

>>150054431
So Wilcox couldn't get his ex City academy striker, Amorim couldn't get his old striker from Sporting & now Vivell couldn't get his ex Red-Bull striker.

>>150054439
Can't argue with your choice Ben, but you should be aware that Newcastle is a shithole

>the season starts in 2 weeks
>Poocastle's only CF is on strike in the Spanish mountains
>their tiny shit squad is already ravaged by injuries
>they can't get any new players to sign
>they think they're winning

>>150054473
why are you so impoverished and bald

not sure if anyone remembers but a couple weeks ago i asked for help, one of my best friends is doing london -> dublin for his honeymoon (do bongs call it a honeymoon? i know we say bachelor/bacherlotte versus stag do or hen do i never thought whether honeymoon was different) and he's not a football watcher but wanted to go to a game. i was trying to find a game for him doesnt matter the level in london cause he asked for help and knows i'm a big football watcher / tea-boo, unfortunately he's showing up and leaving this next week right before the the weekend matches
anyway long story short, he just told me yesterday he ended up getting tickets to the chelsea leverkusen friendly on friday and paid £400 for 2 tickets for a suite with unlimited drinks and a 3 course meal. which i thought was bananas crazy expensive but i guess if you take your wife out for drinks and a nice meal in london gonna be pretty expensive anyway, throw 2 tickets on top of it kinda makes sense i guess, but for a friendly still seems crazy to me. hopefully the food is decent for his sake.
anyway, no point to this post really, just mentioning it cause i asked for some help in here a few weeks ago and this is the resolution.

I guess I'm a Newcastle fan, kek

>>150054485
also now that i've typed that, are the drinking rules different in preseason or are suites just allowed to have alcohol and the peasants aren't? would be funny if "unlimited drinks" just mean cokes and pepsi

>>150054431
Seems like this might be true, all betting has been suspended

>betting suspended on sesko
HAPPENING

yes yes good job on sesko newcastle but won't you be needing some money for that transfer

>Matt Targett whipping crosses on to Sesko's head
scary

>>150054407
Speculation here.

They started the summer pursuing Isak.
Newcastle stall, Isak gets frustrated and goes on strike.
Liverpool switch attention to Ekitike.
Liverpool know they can’t sign both but know they’ve made commitment to Isak, so lowball Newcastle.

A bit far fetched, I agree.

Any developments on the Ekitike to Chud FC storyline?

>>150054431

Would be the, what fourth? striker we lose out in this window. Hope this is bs.

>>150054558

I'm kind of happy he chose Newcastle since United look like a poorly run and chaotic team. No offense.

>>150054542
i think the first 3 points are likely correct, but i think they can get both, like they have the financial capacity to do it, especially if nunez fucks off to saudi.
not saying they WILL get isak i'm just saying i think they can.
i'm actually more of the conspiratorial mindset that the deal has already been done and both liverpool and newcastle are gonna pretend haggle for a week just to improve the PR for newcastle

>>150054570
Meanwhile, Newcastle is Newcastle. You'll learn.

based kloppo

>>150054601
Ehhh. Some other big club will sweep him up in his prime. If he becomes the player he's expected to be.

>>150054620
kinda forgot he's some red bull bigwig now. that would be funny if that were true, which i doubt, but who knows.

Quite funny that Man U fans thought they had pull when all they’ve accomplished is paying £132.5m for 2 guys on 500k a week who played for Wolves and Brentford.

>>150054647
less pull than fucking newcastle

>>150054630
Talking about yourself in the third person is the first sign of insanity, Benjo

>>150054705
;)

so does this mean Mbeumo and Wissa will be reUNITED?

>>150054735
Think it’s more likely Isak gets his move and Wissa goes to Newcastle too. United WILL be signing DCL.

United been SNUBBED by Sesko im absolutely howling

>>150054735
wissa supposedly wants to play in the champions league and he's 29 in a month he won't get that chance if he goes to man utd

NEW REPORT:
>Sesko has told creepy Klopp to FUCK off and to stop molesting kids

Dont think this will go down well with the scouse

>Snubchester Poonited

>>150054864
Dave SEETHING they've been done by the Geordies KEK

>>150054864
Kek the scouse immediately seething after this post

Where is Goldbridge saying he's going to Newcastle? Twitter?

Kind of angry this transfer might help the scouse doe. Ah fookin' h8 da scouse.

>>150054896
don't think he did, just watched the bit on sesko from his live stream earlier and he seemed to think united were favourites still

Just checked the "source" behind Sesko choosing Newcastle and it's a Slovenian newspaper...

ABUs are getting desperate

Slovenian newspapers are renowned as the best in the world

>>150054920
Many such cases. Scousers live in their own reality.

>>150054931
True

>>150054920
Guess where Sesko is from

>>150054954
>thinking a major story would be leaked to a Slovenian paper instead of English or German

It's weird no other newspaper is picking it up, despite the news beig 2 hours long.

The only question is whether United want to get rejected by Watkins again first or go straight onto getting rejected by Wissa and Mateta.

BREAKING
>Trent left Liverpool because Arne Slot is a gay rapist
Source: The Nigerian Oracle

>ESPN Brasil reporting if Rodrygo leaves he only wants a move to Liverpool
feels unfair having this much pull

>>150055005
OMG OMG OMG REAL!!!!!

>>150055001
It’s a bit late should be a fun morning tomorrow

>>150055029
True. Completely forgot it's 1 AM, lol. I need to go to bed.

>>150055005
Its real...

Daves absolutely melting down over the SNUB

>bookies are offering odds again
it was literally nothing

>BREAKING Šeško steals Isak's plane ticket. He's on the plane to Scouseville right this minute! Plane lands in an hour
Isak sisters....

Unitedbros... We've been snubbed again!

>>150055080
well what were his odds before this rough guy? and use proper odds this time

>>150055094
Goddamn Slovakians at it again

It’s time to come home to the Catholic Church Anglos. I’ll see you all at Mass on Sunday.

>>150055114
about the same prices but the other way around for newcastle and man u

>>150055008
Tbh I'd rather chance it with rotating Gakpo/Rio over paying Rodrygo's ridiculous wages

>>150055139
fuck off freak

>>150055171
we don't sign our posts here

>>150055182
hmmm... a daring riposte.

Mad to think Liverpool offered 120M for Isak and still got snubbed

>>150055214
They haven't got any pull. Small club.

>>150055080
What do they know?

>>150055214
>>150055241
dave no need to reply to yourself

| Fabrizio Romano on Sesko & Hojlund:

>“On Sesko and Rasmus Hojlund it was my story when I told you a few days ago that Leipzig had a dream to include Rasmus Hojlund in the deal for Sesko.

>I can confirm that, Leipzig when Man United contacted told them okay give us Hojlund as new striker as part of the negotiations.”

>>150055305
I mean it makes sense considering Sesko is the Slovenian Höjlund. Can probably flip him for 100 mil to some idiot team in 2 years too.

Mad to think that Mikel Arteta has now spent the equivalent £200 million in EVERY transfer window over the past 5 years (£1 BILLION total) and is yet to win a serious trophy.

Makes you wonder where Arsenal could be had they backed a serious manager with that cash.

SNUBchester SNUBnited

I'm afraid this one has all the markings of causing him to have a 4am meltdown where he relentlessly samefags

>>150055335
Newcastle will buy him for 100M in 3 year

>>150055305
Idk... liverpool fans are saying a random paper from Slovenian is saying Newcastle...

Those poor youtube compilation guys who have to change the title of their sesko videos to newcastle ;_;

>>150055395
Delo is not some random newspaper. And the guy that broke the news is their chief sports writer. He also covers F1 so he has RedBull connections.

Povertypool customers BEGGING Sesko to go to Newcastle praying it would lead to a discount on Isak so they could afford him (it won't)

>>150055450
Šeško juat texted me. He said Isak said he'd be happy to have him as his striking partner. 4-4-2 LORDS finna be feasting.

>>150055431
He may also have been at the red bull and vodkas and will wake up with a ton of regrets

>>150055450
Kek. Are they really so broke?

it's starting to look ominous tbf

>>150055583
Kek

There's a reason teams stopped doing 4-4-2 in the 2000s

>>150055683
Zoomers dont understand this.

>>150055683
things get worked out but if theyre so worked out theyre never used they can be used again its the circle of life

>>150055683
4231 is the modern way of writing big man little man 90’s 442. Or in this case big man skinny man.

I'm a 4-1-3-1-1 man myself

Romano, Ornstein, and Jacobs are all saying Sesko is most likely to got to Man United but scousers on /sp/ say he's going to Newcastle.

Who do I trust, chat?

>>150055683
Most teams still use it in defensive phases. 2 banks of 4 and usually the attacking midfielder presses with the striker.

>>150055944
351 seems more common in defence for big teams

>>150055885
Romano and Ornstein actually said he hadn’t decided but Man U had chosen him over Watkins. Those reports were before this one so we will see in the morning.

Zdravo. Benjamin Šeško here. Where do I find the swankiest strip club in Newcastle?

>>150055885
Scousers

Check Daily Mail lads. Goldbridge about to stream in 25 minutes. Tune in for the crash out.

>>150053706
Lock stock and two smokin barrels
Snatch

unitedbros, i don't feel so good...

United are cursed after they fumbled GOATnaldo's return

Feels good to have a striker signing sorted.

ABUs desperate. Scrounging for low tier sources.

>>150055214
>>150055214
120M was the media price too. Who knows how much higher it actually was!

i'm hearing rumblings that harry kane is in talks with united, which is why they've dropped their pursuit of sesko, he wants back in the premier league

>>150053345
I still want to keep him. Especially with Jota gone. Wirtz and Isak will unlock him.

The only solid source I've seen about Sesko is saying that Leipzig prefer Newcastle now because they've offered £78M. The player still prefers Man United.

>>150056666
Newcastle being paypiggies

>>150056769
sad how much they're trying to be liverpool

>>150056666
If it makes you feel better I guess. Romano now talking about United looking to get a midfielder as well looks bad for your Sesko chances.

POV: Liverpool and Newcastle are interested in your player

>>150056854
Kek

Remember Argentina used to be 85% white and the rest light-skinned mestizos
Many years ago, Europeans stopped coming and immigrants from Latin American countries began to come,mainly people from Paraguay and Bolivia.
Now the native population is being replaced by brown people
In Argentina all this is completely ignored
the kids are brainwashed by telling them that the argentinian is the mestizo
some people even deny that the country was ever white

https://www.amren.com/features/2017/04/argentina-a-mirror-of-your-future-buenos-aires-latin-america/

>>150056954
Said it before and I'll say it every time, Argentina has the hottest women in South America. I wish they didn't hate Bongs because I would emigrate there.

>>150057082
colombians are the hottest
the true hottest spics are cubans tho

son leaving spurs did i miss someone posting that earlier
or was it known he was leaving already anyway
wasted career on his part, top player but stuck at spurs. could have been different of course if pochetino wasnt a retard and hadnt played kane in the final

Don’t talk to me or Heung-Min Son ever again

>>150057209
Nah. Argentina. European features and superior light skin. Simple as.

>>150057484
well thats what cubans are for
but if you're gonna go south american you should go a little exotic you already have europeans in europe. colombians nice mix of brown and white

cute girl to replying to texts has hit a snag; sources are saying anon may be retarded
Developing

>>150054480
You hide behind a VPN? Weird attempt at a put down.

>Hojlund
>Scandinavian
>Haaland
>Scandinavian
>Gyokeres
>Scandinavian
>Isak
>Scandinavian
>Spurs???
>Liverpool???

>>150057901
>isak
>scandinavian
I hate Americans so fucking much

>>150057941
What do you mean? Isak is the purest Scandinavian Viking.

>>150057969
haha epic

>>150054272
scousers are all just irish anyway

>>150057901
Spurs have Kulusevski and Bergvall

>>150058021
you had the chance to genocide them and ya blew it

>>150057991
how many this season for big zirk?

>>150058306
More than Wirtz for sure

LA seems perfect for sonny boy

>>150058306
Games? 38

>>150058299
I am Irish myself and we are the master race of these islands, I'm afraid.

>>150058403

>>150058371
He leaves a Spurs legend and a Europa champion.

>>150058416
/int/ posting is beyond cringe, go back

>>150058403
Ireshart... come back to /nba/. We can't lose you after Leviticus and Bulgaria.

Se queda

>>150058615
You're not Irish

>>150058642
correct, i'm american. not sure what your point is.

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

No seriously what's going on? Why do the odds on Liverpool keep going down and Newcastle going up despite Liverpool saying they were backing out and Newcastle adamantly saying they were not selling. What do the bookies know?

>>150058652
why did you reply to the guy I was speaking to

>>150058652
like literally why did you think you were the guy involved in the conversation and replied

>>150059070
>>150059133
schizo hours

>>150058983
>What do the bookies know?
They're just getting free money from the Liverpool customers drunk on wishful thinking and hopium.

>>150053706
My favorite horror movie is Cure, which doesn't have much to do with your topics, but it rules. Two fun lil' Catholic/demon horrors that I enjoyed are [Rec] and As Above, So Below. Also Ken Russell's The Devils if you can find a decent rip of it, or for an awesome Korean spin on the subject, The Wailing.

>Newcastle favourites to sign Sesko
why are United fans getting bent out of shape about this?
Why get another questionable "raw talent" forward?
United have a maximum 45 match season and thats IF they go on a cup run. They should stick with Hojlund and Big Zirk, save the money for next season only if they get europe

>>150059907
They're seething because it means Isak is going to Liverpool

>>150059907
Some people are just hungry for a big transfer to get hyped about. It's about the dopamine hit.

Imagine if CHADcastle cuck Livahpoo by keeping Isak AND signing ŠeškGOAT. Niggas gon' be so mad.

>>150059931
Id be willing to bet Isak only leaves next summer. I genuinely think Liverpool will have to bid 150m to convince Newcastle now
>>150059932
I think youre right

son isnt actually going to leave europe right?

this is the content the fans are craving
rio shilling microprocessors

>>150052600 (OP)
they win one of the three relegation spots

>>150060194
are abs x

>>150060194
Morning abs hope you have a great day x (pls make an OF i will give £1000 for a pic of your bush)

Abs is overrated, for me it's secret liverpool customer Alice

>>150060359
Slag slag slag
No thanks. I’ll stick with abs who is a virgin

>>150060359
That 1000 cock stare...

>Lee Gunner already Arteta Out
Based
Meanwhile aftv are still profiting from their Partey video

>>150060359
based Alice

Good morrow

>>150060359
1000x more attractive

Is he finally dead?

The British Isles

Yeah, I think they’ll finish above Arsenal next season. Arsenal is nothing without Partey.

>>150055613
The fuck is Lascelles doing in there, he's 4th choice

>>150060702
The flag should have given you a clue

>>150059907
My take is just to put Mbeumo as striker, then play Bruno as 10 where he’ll perform better. United should focus on signing a proper CM.

>>150060723
>spend £65m on a new player
>immediately start playing him out of position

>>150060787
Get that man the England job

Sperms must have some kind of record for "club legends" that never won anything.

>>150061135
So not Son then.

Heung-Min Son, welcome to?

>>150060194
all her photos are waist up because she's hiding her frumpy bottom half

>Burnley are in advanced talks to sign Chelsea striker Armando Broja on a permanent deal.

lmao, why even fucking bother

>>150061505
I don’t even think she’s fit generally but she does have a juicy behind desu

>>150061548
so she's fat then

>>150061520
yank owners colluding

Getting GAZUMPED by newcastle would be /mug/ worthy

>>150059965
>Excalibur reaction images
based

One Isak please la

>>150061910
here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-qI62gNJM

>washed spurs player?
>lets sign him

>>150061956
kek they do be like this

>>150055008
rodrygo is actually a cuck he probably wont go anywhere

SNUBCHESTER SNUBNITED

>>150061759
one can only Georgian Dream

>>150060657
that’s the most EL like lineup possible.

>>150059907
>w-we never wanted him anyway

kek

KEK

>>150061719
Why are you ghey

>>150062360
>mfw Liverpool fans use this exact cope when Isak doesn't join them

>>150062400
Is it gay to not like fat women

>Wolves have signed Norway international David Moller Wolfe on a five-year deal for a fee of about £10m from Dutch top-flight side AZ Alkmaar.

With a name like that, could he really have joined anyone else?

>>150061393
he's going to LA galaxy

>>150062675
>tfw you now remember when Hartley and Poole both played for Hartlepool
>tfw you remember they both scored in the same match
We need more kino like this!

My Slovenian friend said the paper everyone is quoting about Sesko is known for clickbait

NEW BID FOR ISAK

> £80M UP FRONT
> £50M next year
> £10M in add ons
> £300K/ week

>>150062793
>Wolfgang Wolf was appointed as the manager of VfL Wolfsburg in March 1998

>>150062834
Another overpay by Liverpool

>>150062834
lmao

>>150062855
Based. Reminds me a bit of Wengre and Arsenal that one.

>>150059907
I'm trying to think of a "raw talent" United have developed in the last decade.

>Martial
>AWB
>Dan James
>Donny
>Sancho
>Malacia
>Hojlund
>Zirk
>Yoro

There's probably more and they're all complete dogshit. Even players like Amad and Mainoo who came through the club and they can take full credit for developing are dogshit.
They need to stick to buying ready made players, and even then it's 50/50. Finished club.

>>150062834
Paypiggiepool

Liverpool won't win the league again for a while. Its never a good idea to sign this many starting XI players in one window.

It takes time for them to build chemistry and learn patterns of play.

>Benjamin Sesko is not in RB Leipzig’s squad for today's friendly against Atalanta amid uncertainty over his future, according to Sky in Germany
ABLs getting tetchy

>>150063134
ABLs want liverpool to pay £150m for an injury prone one season wonder

>>150063084
I think it's probably fair to say Liverpool might not win the league again in our lifetime. We need to do some real talk here and say Liverpool can only win when City have an off season. They're unlikely to have another of those while Salah is still around. This is important because Salah carries Liverpool like no other player in league history.
What they need to win another title after Salah leaves, before you even get into any rivals needing an off season, is a new Mo Salah. Will they get another Mo Salah? No.

>>150061956
Kane has been great though, he deserved a less washed up team and a better coach

I hope Lewis Hall comes back and has a good season so we never have to see that utter mong Pyles Poois-Smelly in an England shirt ever again

>Liverpool have moved onto Rodrygo after not deciding to pursue a move for Isak after unofficially agreeing personal terms with the Real Madrid player
Tapping another one up. Nothing will come of it though Liverpool have carte blanche to do that.

>>150063278
>Liverpool tapping up Real players
kek this will go badly

>>150063227
did you hear the rumour he wants to come back to england next summer? i wonder if its in german media

why are footballers such retards and feel they need to force a move? if they're good enough and consistent enough they will ultimately move to a bigger club. is Isak gonna fall off the next season and nobody is gonna want him next summer? arguably he's fucking himself up by letting his head go like this. the idiot should be booed by all fans this season to let him know he can't just piss on his contract because he wants to

>West Ham United agree deal to sign Callum Wilson as free agent. 33yo striker available following expire of terms at Newcastle United.

>>150063270
based smelly knower

>>150063207
With the way Muslims name their kids there's probably hundreds of Mo Salahs knocking about

>>150063300
I did but what would be the point? No top team will sign him at that age so he'll still have a better chance to win the Champions league with Bayern once Kompany is gone next summer

Had 3 hours of sleep after the sesh last night. Have to be ready for 14:30 to get a haircut. Can't be arsed but barber goes on holiday for a month after.

>>150063388
he is closing in on the end of his career and has a young family so there are lifestyle choices to be considered
the same can be said albeit from a different lifestyle for Son going to California where there are a large number of koreans and he can enjoy some sun

Wtf is up with the Strand Larsen hate ?
People pretending he's some kind of bum when he has 14 goals in his debut Premier League season with a relegation threatened Wolves.
Why are people pretending this would be a bad signing for anyone ?

>>150063425
Honestly Munich is great. Sure London is too (if you're rich) but do you think he'll return to 17th placed Spurs?
I don't think they'll even play Champions league again before Kane retires unless they manage to win Europa again somehow

>>150063487
i've literally never heard of him

>>150063388
The Shearer record calls to him.

Benjamin Šeško here. Which city has the greater PRIME slags? Newcastle or Manchester? Thanks, lads.

Early prediction: Sunderland will comfortably survive relegation this season. Xhaka will be their player of the year.

>>150063508
newcastle by far

>>150063515
I made the right choice then ;)

>>150063419
My barbers is shut because the 18th century building it’s located in had the chimney collapse through the upper floors yesterday

>>150063310
Prime Wet Spam signing

>>150063504
It's too late for that now or at least it will be next year

>>150063519
Based Hexham chad

yeah im thinking the saga is over

>>150063538
4-4-2 lads... we WON

>>150063538
He's just been informed that Newcastle are willing to negotiate his sale now that Sesko is coming to them. He's coming back to the UK to join Liverpool.

>>150063538
Indykailabros...scousesisters..this cant be happening

Blud's about to resume training,
It's over

>>150063561
Which level of scouse cope is this?

>>150063574
You'll see.

>>150063419
look at precious and his special bond with his barber

>Newcastle, ready since last week to pay what it takes… and Man United, also in contact with RB Leipzig.
So Man U are busy haggling and Newcastle said yeah that sounds fair here you go. Classic Jim.

>>150063538
Imagine newcastle PR posting some videos
>everyone smiling in training session
>Isak and coach ready for a new season
that would make some x account look pretty bad

>no posts in 21 hours after the pull out was announced
He is fucking finished, should delete his X account in shame and go back to frying chicken for a living

>>150063616
he was on a date he rescheduled from last week

>>150063585
Do all Canadians have horrendous, calamitous, absolutely reeking of shite patter, or is it just you?

>>150063616
Nope
He's saying sesko would very likely join newcastle
> Newcastle have submitted a formal bid for Benjamin Šeško:
>
Adding another player to the list "ABU transfer"
Big if true

Rasmus Højlund is refusing to leave Manchester United and has rejected advances from RB Leipzig.

He wants to stay at Old Trafford and fight for his place.

(Source: @alex_crook)

KEK

>>150063708
>He wants to stay at Old Trafford and keep his huge salary

Was just reading the Sandcastle forum to see what they're saying about Isak and there's a Manure fan on there with 36,000 posts. Is this normal

>>150063762
dave's alt

Where did the "Dave" thing come from?

The only Dave I've seen is a liverpool fan called DaveOCKOP.

>>150063708
What an inspiration

>>150063762
remember seeing the same on RAWK and redcafe. rival fans who'd been posting there for decades, spanning tens of thousands of messages. just always left me wondering who they're talking to so much.

>>150063783
dave is from /brit/. he was a particularly annoying, abrasive "personality" that spent 14+ hours a day on /brit/ just absolutely SEETHING about everything. constantly ranted about his archnemesis "london paki". Eventually his use of racial slurs resulted in him getting lots of bans and he migrated to /epl/, where his attention focused onto scousers instead of "london paki". He's particularly fond of Bradley Walsh reaction images and Orson Welles laughing reaction images. He recently got banned here for racial slurs too and he's been a good little boy and avoided them since then. He had a whole copypasta breakdown of identifying features of him that used to get posted on /brit/ back in the day.

>>150063783
dave used to make seethethreads about liverpool and stay in them for 26 hours straight calling everyone who replied to him the p word
now he just spams /epl/ and everyone ignores him

>CHADcastle sign ŠeškGOAT
>Isak comes back twerking
'orry scouse sisters

dave once had a two day rage sesh on /brit/ because someone said taylor swift is better than damon albarn lol

>>150063832
taylor swift is pretty objectively better than damon albarn in every way

>>150063538
Lmao you cunts have done nothing but post about Isak for 2 months straight and then nothing happened. What a way to spend your summer.

>>150063862
that's not true. we also posted about wirtz.

>>150063866
>The 25-year-old was the subject of three huge bids from Barcelona throughout the summer and wanted to move to the Nou Camp after Neymar's world-record exit to Paris Saint-Germain.

>The midfielder submitted a transfer request in August that was immediately rejected

bit different

>>150060657
BUY FUCKING LOOKMAN LEVY
INTER ARE PULLING OUT
ENGLISH WINGER/SECOND STRIKER/INSIDE FORWARD. MOST OBVIOUS SON REPLACEMENT IN HISTORY

DANIEEEELLLLLLLLL PICK UP THE PHONE

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>>150063940
how's it different?

>>150063817
>He had a whole copypasta breakdown of identifying features of him that used to get posted on /brit/ back in the day.
Would like to read this

>>150063956
When did Isak submit a transfer request?

>>150063958

>>150063943
No.

>>150063657
I can see you're rattled, I would be too if I accidentally confessed to not only having to go see one specific barber, but you call for an appointment on advance (like a woman)

>>150063969
Damn that was quick lad, thanks

>>150063966
well not yet

>>150063966
about 3 hours from now

Why did Son leave? Every thread about him has been full of "great guy, sad to see him go" etc. but nothing about why or whether it is a good decision

what's the appeal of playing champions league football for newcastle?

>>150063973
What’ve you done with the Gibbs-White money, Daniel? Where is it? Where THE FUCK ARE THE £60 MILLION? I know you have it, Danny boy. Just bring it out and everything will be fine. You’ve already spent it, practically. Don’t worry. Just give us the 60 million.

>>150064109
there's next to no chance he's ever going to read that

When did sp/ start a tranny thread?

>>150064057
His legs are starting to go and he's not at PL quality anymore. He's beloved by Spurs fans for being so loyal when he definitely could've joined any top team at the peak of his powers and being part of the squad that ended their trophy drought, like he had promised to do. It's like when Firmino left Liverpool. Everyone was heartbroken, but it was clear that was his last year at PL levels.

>>150063943
no matter how well his career goes, he'll never live down giving one of the worst penalties in history

https://youtu.be/ksKevZ88ePY?si=TGgsZ3ItTYumGVx4&t=152

>>150063969

>>150064167
hello citymong. you really didnt like being given a name, did you? kek

>>150064174
Haven't posted here before but alright

>>150064256
posting it from your phone instead of your PC doesn't change the fact that it's you lol

>>150063616
They'll find him with his head in the fryer

>>150064275
I feel bad for you

>>150064297
This would be more convincing if you weren't constantly replying to anything that refers to "characters" because you feel personally targeted by those accusations.

>>150064144
he was apparently playing through a foot injury most of last season which explains the pretty sudden drop off but i suppose thats part of getting older too taking longer to heal and get back fitness

>>150064316
Alright lad i'm gonna go now and leave you to your delusions which i'm sure you've polluted these thread with for years

>>150064351
No you're not. You're going to stay here and read every post that gets posted. You probably won't reply again, because it'll expose how rattled you are, but then again you've already exposed that by posting the image and claiming it's your first ever post in /trans/ while also claiming to know how people have behaved here for years lol

See you in a few hours, citymong.

>>150063009
McTominay is the only one and they sold him lel

Why aren't you watching league one football?

>>150064928
I value my time

>>150064928
Because I'm watching league two

>>150064952
you simply HATE scoring some fackin goals

>>150064952
You're on 4chan so you obviously don't

>>150064928
I only watch sky 6 games

>>150063616
kfc workers should stick to getting my zinger tower burger meal right the first time

>>150064928
when watching shit like league one i feel like yanks watching this

>>150064928
too busy watching the belgian 2nd division mate

>>150065074
its clearly the opposite though

support lower league football

>>150064928
because birmingham city are in the championship

Manlet coward Geordie Bastard panicking behind his settee, refusing to go after the Scousers.

>>150064995
time spent of 4chan is time well spent.

>>150064928
For me it's Mansfield

>>150054498
Yeah it'll include alcohol.

>>150064928
Watching the cricket

>>150065531
there's no cricket on

>>150065543
Oh

>>150064928
I am
Wbu lil gup?

Disgusting from Newcastle tapping him up

>>150060194
>>150060359
bbc bait

>>150065639
Big clubs like us get what we want, get used to it ;^)

>>150065697
>he thinks about the british broadcasting corporation constantly

>>150065639
Uhh geordie bross.. are we the bad guys?

>>150065622
>branston
>coop
>stacey stand
over doing it a bit aint they

>>150065047
Unfathomably based post

>>150065788
No idea branstons just an ad I guess, pretty sure lincolnshire coop paid for some of the stadium, they own most of lincoln store property wise

He's in

>>150066221
Relegation incoming

>>150060194
Her boob's are insane

>>150066002
Ez 2-0
Reading are shit

>Sesko prefers Newcastle to Manchester United but is aware that United keep upping their wage and signing fee offers by a significant amount

>>150066221
And he's out: https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/isaac-hayden-departs-newcastle-united

>Newcastle United midfielder Isaac Hayden has departed the club as a free agent.

>The 30-year-old joined the Magpies in 2016 after starting his professional career with Arsenal and, during his time at St. James' Park, the midfielder made 171 appearances for the club in all competitions.

>Most recently, he spent the second half of the 2024/25 season on loan with Championship side Portsmouth after spells with Standard Liège and Queens Park Rangers during the last campaign.

>Everyone at the club thanks Isaac for his efforts while with Newcastle United and wishes him well for the future.

He hadn't played for Newcastle since December 2021. Needed to get binned a long time back but
>six year contract

>Since the resumption of training in July, Mikel Arteta has begun work for Arsenal to be more direct and vertical, by playing through the lines - due to the arrival of Viktor Gyökeres.

It's over for the Prem.

>>150066277
They already play stokeball so I dont know what else hes been doing

>>150066277
>system babies are is going to try and change playstyle overnight
I already see the excuses
>"they needed a year to gell, next year for sure"

>>150066336
20 year plan for 1 trophy

>>150066221
>>150066269
and someone's shaking it all about, but who, Chris Kamara?

>>150066342
so that's what it's all about

Dave immediately deflecting about United being snubbed to start going on about Arsenal. Pathetic

If you want to talk arsenal go to the general

Hate arsenal
Hate manu
Hate city
Hate spurs
Love pool

>>150060194
>>150060359
Do you think they share Konate with Isa?

dave's fantasising about black men's penises again

How do ah get with a proppah english rose?

>>150066440
this but hate pool and also hate chelsea

>>150066663
>>150066663
>>150066663
>>150066663
>>150066663

>>150066801
this is uncouth

>>150064144
>he's not at PL quality anymore
Lol c'mon...There are way worse players than him. He probably left cause he just won a trophy with Spurs and the probability of that happening again in the future is next to zero

I spent quite a bit of time last season lurking on The Fighting Cock (lmao) following the Ange drama, Spurs fans did nothing but slag Son off

>>150066869
Those players play for worse teams, which is amazing to say considering Spurs finish last year. But he's on record saying he'd never play for an English side that isn't Spurs so, off he goes.

>>150060194
mmm booba

I think if Son moves quickly he might be able to trick Celtic into a cheeky signing

ABLs in the mud once again

BREAKING: Updates on the Isak situation. All will be revealed in time. Watch this space. Tick tock.... ;)

>>150066869
he has that strict asian parent thing to him where getting an A isnt enough you need to get an A*
better to go to a smaller pond than be miserable all season
also its better to go out on a high than a low, dont want to become the villain that comes on and gives the ball away and the fans start to resent

>>150066950
ben jacobs bros.....

All these ifs and buts around the isak transfer doesn't promote confidence. It most likely won't end up happening at this rate.

How did your local team do in the FA Cup today?

>>150066950
Why doesn't liverpool just buy sesko and loan him to Newcastle eith obligation to buy?

>>150067037
Good win for Padiham away at Penistone
Bad day for Clitheroe thoughbeit

>>150053706
Two Cocks in the Same Hole

>>150066906
He's too old for the league but that doesn't mean he's bad. The problem with pacebabies is that the second they lose a step then suddenly casuals start calling them overrated.

This will happen to Mbappe in the near future

>>150067155
Humiliation ritual

>>150067037
Fun in Enfield v Wormley on Friday night: https://twitter.com/harrycollison2/status/1951573551472922879

>the speed of the Enfield defenders

>>150067155
in the full video maddison starts stripping for him
very strange

burton albion are now the most aesthetic club in england

>>150067191
if youre an indian yeah

>>150067191
HATE the pot belly on the lad

>>150067191

>>150067175
what is this?

>>150067083
>Bad day for Clitheroe thoughbeit
very sensitive bunch clitheroe, and for the longest time I didn't even know of it's existence let alone find it

>>150067200
>>150067202
the fat man kicking a ball is quintessentially british
the B making his fat belly and the A making his kicking legs and his funny posture is charming and quaint
also they're the brewers so him having a beer belly makes sense

>>150067155
Spurs staffer looks like he has downs

>>150067225
hes started getting ange chants when he walks around the pitch kek

>>150067245
lel yeah I can see it too

also on kitwatch: fulham are using all-white this season so they'll obviously end up either relegated or winning something
nice to have an all white kit in the league for my fifa careers as leeds have been ruined by the red bull sponsor

Just got off work. Gimme a tldr on the days transfer business.

>>150067037
>Boston Town
my ancestors :)

>>150067277
Love it
Man United's away/third whatever is also nice

Hujlmand to Manchester United for a surprise comfy transfer.
Cap this

>>150067295
Will happen if they dont get Sesko

>>150052650
based

burnley and west ham are both this season's sleevekwabs, though both home kits are nicer than aston villa's who are quickly realising that the grass is not greener as far as adidas in the mid-2020s is concerned.
west ham are let down by the "boyle sports" sponsor as their away and third kits are both simple and nice.
burnley definitely fifa careerable with those two kits. the headcanon would be that the success i bring to them means they stick to plain claret tops for a while to signify the new era (as in fifa career the kits stay the same throughout the seasons)

>>150067037
For me its Pilkington FC

bournemouth have decided to do both ac milan and inter milan this season. i like it, and both kits are nice on their own. but, i can't do a fifa career with bournemouth as their stadium is too small and i would have to leave after a few years as irl bournemouth would expand if they had some sustained success for a few years.

>>150067381
We have the same type of autism mate

Seriously this seems a bit sus
>>150067218

>>150067416
we grow in number with every passing year

>>150067381
Wholly inappropriate sponsor from Burnley.

>>150067443
top kek i did wonder if they thought that might be an issue when they signed the deal

>>150067151
Son wasn't a pacebabby.

>>150066950

>>150067277
>using all-white this season so they'll obviously end up either relegated or winning something
Is that a thing?

>>150055863
4-3-2-1 Christmas Tree

>>150067191
Why does he have a boner

United SHOULD sign Vardy as a squad option

>>150067543
just loves the footy that much

>>150056265
Where the fook have you heard that ?

>>150057991
Based meme lad.
Will produce meme moments will our Jay Zee

here are all my fave kits for this season in the prem. there are other nice ones too like arsenal's and liverpool's home kits are okay but they're a bit plain.
everton would have the best kit lineup in their history what with the waves on the home kit signfying their new riverside stadium and the classy off white away kit. but fucking stake ruins it completely and because of it i will still NOT be doing a career mode with everton despite their new stadium making sustained success more realistic.

>>150067532
no but it makes sense psychologically as something that would be true doesn't it so fuck it

>>150067532
don't mind him he sounds deranged, he even referred to EA Sports it's in the game's latest offering of EA FC25™ Welcome to the Club as 'fifa'

>>150067581
I need to see a good photo of the Liverpool one. Sometimes it looks really teal and sometimes it looks really green, like the old early 2000 kits. That white United kit is nice but the black one is shit. Everton away is great too.

>>150067581
Fucking ryan yates, played with him at cherry willingham comp school

>>150067581
Yeah those are nice

>>150063616
IndyKalia has been an absolute shit tier fucker of a source.
We're talking nearly 10 years of bollocks from that absolute bellnd

>Dource: I'm a veteran Transfer mong

>>150067605
yeah i see what you mean. i like it either way but if it looks like bottom middle i'd say that's the nicer colour

>>150067625
He has a source this year

>>150067593
I am not very smart so that sounds like something that could be true.

>>150067581
I really like both of those United ones. There's something really cool about it. Also that West Ham one. The Arsenal one I'm like 99.99% sure Bayern and/or City were wearing 2-3 seasons ago.

>>150064928
First for Fan owned clubs
>Exeter

Post more from across the world

>>150067581
i only just realised that sunderland kit is a GK and not a third. that's a let down

>>150067646
the players are thinking about real madrid so they either rise to the occasion or crumble worse than ever because they're comparing their shitness to real madrid, makes sense completely imo

>>150065531
based but it's a mountain for our lads.
370+ and Oval has the jighest chase record at 263

>>150067619
went to school with a fella who had an actual professional football career with a testimonial for spending so many years at one club. felt old as fuck when it happened.

>>150067640
yeah, /sp/ by the looks of it

>>150067640
H3 has a
>source
wvery window

i really like the crystal palace home kit as i think the vibe of it suits the tone of their club well but it turned out after i saw more of this season's kits before that it's a template that has just worked well for them

>>150067668
That just made me remember when Benzema had a really good season and won the Balon Dor and everything and for a few months players started bandaging their hands for no reason. I don't think it quite helped them but the aura game was insane.

Corned Beef and Potato pie at Birtley TFC


£3

>>150067746
That looks like a Spam bread lasagna lad, I hope you're ok

i love /trans/ lads

>>150067773

>>150067711
Do you like the new blades goalkeeper shirt?

>>150067800
well she's not a lad is she

>>150067808
not the kit autist but that would work so much better as an outfield away/third shirt IMO

>>150067581
gambling sponsors are really tacky
assume thats what hollywood bets (obviously) net88, 96 and w88 are too

>>150067808
that looks nice
also a big fan of clubs doing a minimalist badge on the shirt. like the arsenal simple cannon instead of the full badge, man united just doing the devil, etc

>>150067678
Should have considered not dropping 35 catches

>>150067838
>>150067845
yes i like the 3rd shirt too

>>150067808
i like all of sheffield united's kits this season actually. and wednesday's home (gives me a great career mode opportunity where the sheffield clubs get promoted together and battle it out in the prem having their best eras in decades)

>>150067839
i didn't know midnite was a gambling sponsor but it's okay because it's really kino. looks cool as is a cool word spelled all trendy like.
worst sponsor in the championship insofar as ruining kits is concerned is norwich city because their home kit this season is really peng and the other year they had lotus cars as their sponsor which is great. but now they have "blakely" which i thought at first would be some accountants of something. but i googled it and it's some tacky shitty clothing brand akin to lonsdale that only 80iq and below people from norfolk buy. looks alright but the word is shit and knowing what it is really ruins the kit for me.

>>150067934
it occurred to me just now that the word "blakely" makes me wince because it reminds of me amy winehouse's shithead ex blake

>>150067885
The purple one will have to grow on me desu
I'm not so sure about the clipart text down Wednesday's stripes. Nor the price point of £72.

>>150067990
if he hadn't got in the way you would have saved her bro!

>>150067990
like you can just imagine some working class mong who looks and acts like that wearing this sort of thing in 2025

>>150067999
oh yeah i remember noticing that text now, yeah that's a bit shit. like that S we all drew in school. will look alright on the pitch and on fifa though

>>150068018
i don't care about that it's his personality and way of being.

will man utd go in for another snubbing

>>150067581
west ham would be a far more kino club if they used that badge as their main one
or just went back to the old one
hate their shit current badge

>>150067480
They've realised they look like fucking mugs so they're going to pay up the 150m

>>150068117
cope on it won't even be a british record

500

>>150068142
>he thinks Liverpool are paying less than what Chelsea did for Enzo Fernandez
lol, lmao

>>150067934
Corr
They were a career mode favourite of mine during the Aviva days and then they fucked it up with some nonsense

>>150068052
How is this guy so good out of nowhere in this window

>0 league goals for fulham
>0 league goals for everton
what are they thinking

>>150068267
TBoehlz pulling off a masterstroke

Parkerball will end Broja's career

Ngl the Slovenian "ITK" had me until he doubled down on his BS and said Sesko was going to be the new Alan Shearer for Newcastle

new: >>150068311

I HURT MYSELF TODAYYY

-
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FARRRR

>>150068303
I thought being consistently shit would have done that but apparently not.

>>150052639
small peepee?