Thread 150052816

funny Basque hat edition

>Current and upcoming races
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>150026394

MADOUAS

Riding the stunning coastal roads from Riomaggiore to La Spezia, I’m reminded why I’ve been hooked on road cycling since 2003, when I first started riding at 9 years old. My current setup is a Specialized Tarmac SL7 with SRAM Force AXS and DT Swiss ARC 1400s — now in its fifth season and still going strong, though I’m eyeing a potential upgrade in 2026, maybe a Colnago V5RS or even the Y1RS. I’ve been using a Garmin Edge 1000 for the past few years, but honestly, I wouldn't recommend it — one drop of sweat or a bit of rain and it's chaos. Outside of riding, I started my own IT company in my early twenties, and business is good enough that I could basically afford a new Tarmac every month — not that I do, but it’s nice to have options.

Silly hats.

Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)
Stage 8
Chambéry - Saint-François Longchamp (Col de la Madeleine)
111.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/startlist

GC after stage 7:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-7-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/ftU1CKRb#sx5_3nkUokMUQugshKthm8z2lgnIOVhOQsWtSqKO-lU

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-8/live
https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/en/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / RTVE / NOS / SRG SSR
13:30 CET

Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa (1.UWT)
San Sebastián - San Sebastián
211.4km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/san-sebastian/2025/startlist

Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bfzFZW

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/san-sebastian/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
15:00 CET

>>150052878
grotesque looking man. straight out of og oblivion

>>150052874
This could be really good given the GC situation.

>>150052878
>>150052889
rusbert can you find clips of kasia/demi/liane descending with ass up? its really important!

>>150053015
you need to ask someone who has player subscription with on demand feature. otherwise maybe when tiz uploads replay

>>150053077
Tour De France Femmes Avec Zwift 2023 Highlights - stage 7

is what I need. im checking tiz now

https://youtu.be/0jGNR9EgfaA?si=k-aL3lsQ71Zk8F-n

found it

>>150052866
dude are you a bot or what is going on

>>150053185
he's just giving us a quick rundown of his lore

>>150053206
thats an AI summary of my last 15 posts

>>150053185
The german has stolen your life

>BIG cycling trip planned next month
>Buy a bike rack for my car
>Plan to test it this weekend driving to a regional BIG climb
>Start assembling the bike rack in prep for day trip tomorrow
>Turns out the rack requires some fucking adapters that aren't sold with the rack
What the fuck, why would no one alert me that you need to separately buy these adapters or this thing is useless

>>150053185
thanks for the data

>>150053239
amazon they will be at your doorstep tomorrow morning

>>150053293
NOPE

>>150052878
Who is favorite to win this?

>>150053306
roglic

>>150053300
take off your wheels and put it in the trunk

>>150053239
whiteface beckons bert

>>150053374
Yes I was going to drive up to Bear Mountain tomorrow and test this thing prior to Whiteface trip at end of month

>>150053185
whatever happened to internet safety berts. stranger danger etc.

Remco is cleaning house bros

>>150053337
Of course I know I can do that, the whole point is that I bought a bike rack so I can pack my car full of luggage, Bertina, and my little Belgian dog and still bring my bike

Danebert what vidyas are you playing atm?

>>150053399
Very based

>>150053432
Go to walmart and dicks websites and see if they have a cheap trunk rack in stock in store

something is happening and i dont know what it is extremely low amount of chutes in men tdf and now femmes too..

Do you think Jonas is having sex with Trine right now?

>>150053519
SafeR organizes chutes on nothingburger stages to maximize media attention on them when nothing else is happening to push their agenda. plugge personally pays every chute starter, the payment is made as a 'kickback' from the rider union.

>>150053525
god I hope so

>>150053525
Why? They already have two children, they are probably done for their lifetimes

>>150053519
They had some many chutes today the entire peloton had to stop and wait for ambulances

>>150053548
I heard that Danish couples have the most sex on average in Europe.

Now that the dust has settled. Can we agree that Jonas is the people's champion?
>takes on the biggest alien wonderchild the sport has ever seen and beats him twice in 5 years
>creates the most memorable tour moment every year
>part of arguably the most entertaining stage in the past 20 years (Col du Granon 2022)
>flawless TT in 2023
>beats Pogacar in a sprint in 2024 after a potentially career ending crash
>catches Evenepoel on a TT in 2025
Even this year, no matter how much you dislike him, you thought maybe, just maybe he can actually still win until stage 18. Without him, you would've stopped watching after stage 6.

Hate him or love him, we watched, that's all we could do.

>>150053570
Visma made an enemy of me during the tour. Wheelslurping retards with the most embarrassing "tactics" on earth. Grug deciding he was going to take Rikaert and two man a stage was kino of finest fucking order, he's the real moral victor

>>150053564
citation needed (for a friend)

can't fit shit for bags on a 3xs gravel frame
just gonna sleep in my tent naked

>>150053570
week bait

>>150053638
were you going bert

>>150053616
Just ask grok

>tour is over
>which means summer is over
>which means its back to work
>soon it'll be dark at 16:00 again
>soon another year gone

>>150053570
I think he talks a lot of big fighting talk and then rides like a bitch, and I don't respect him as a result

>>150052768
No idea. I treat my equipment well so I wasn't damaging it. A few times it just began lagging like crazy and wouldn't find the GPS ever. A button went with one. Another connected to nothing ever, making it totally useless. They were good with replacements. But it made me unsure of garmin in general. I prefer their products, I want a garmin watch and sleep monitor. Considering a weight scales too. Their newest edge 1000 equivalent looks brilliant. Maybe I just got insanely unlucky. I paid the difference for a 1000 and it was way better but went through 3 (one my fault but don't tell garmin ;))

>>150053695
We struggle and then we die. Such is life

>>150053695
>soon it'll be dark at 16:00 again
That means it's telescope season. You do have a telescope, right white man?

>>150053638
>3xs

Are you 150cm?

I'll boycott Bora-hansgrohe if they make Remco their captain for the Tour

>>150053695
That's my sentiment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iygdPb5Do4

Britbros....? I need a shoulder to cry on. Teenage years watching the tour on ITV, made me obsessed with cycling. Gary Imlach, Ned Boulting, David Millar, Peter Kennaugh in recent years.

Fucking bonkers it's the end of the era. Massive shame. I hope they have the Vuelta. Travesty if you ask me. It's so fucking over...

>>150053780
Lipo is already more successful than remfraud, so no,

I feel I need to do something for cycling in Britain. Even as a steward of a race or some absolute buffoon job. I love the sport so much and it's shaped my life. Most the joy I've ever experienced is through the sport. I think I should volunteer my neet hours to the sport.

>>150053812
if you could go ahead and erase the picture of your cock and balls burned into my brain that'd be a start

>>150053801
Then what are they buying him from? He will be their top earner

>>150053812
Be a track commissaire. Point at tête, blow your whistle, shoot a gun, etc.

>>150053812
join your local cyclismo club

>>150053824
I can't do that, but I can pick litter off the course of a local 3/4 cat crit if you wish?

>>150053829
I feel that is too qualified for me, but I can punch tickets at the entrance or act as the parking warden or some other brain dead low responsibility job. Maybe Cat Ferguson's personal sweat towel would suit me.

>>150053897
slave mentality

>>150053905
Yeah can't you see my flag??? Also I'm too retarded for responsibility

>>150053897
I have helped some teams in local races in the feed zones. it's cool

>>150053826
who said they are buying him and if they do he will be lipos bitch

went for an easy after work ride with bertina despite the fact that the weather here has been awful for wha feels like the last month, and hoped the rain was over for the day. This was not the case, the roads were still very wet and we got rained on towards the end, so now i get to deep clean the chain and cassette tomorrow.

just want some dry, sunny days to ride my bike lads. Is that too much to ask for?

so they are kicking off all german DS at bora fucking beligum faggots

>>150054027
>after work ride with bertina
Were you wearing a Cofidis jersey?

How did the De La Course brothers do this year?

>>150054049
https://www.hansgrohe.de/contact?topic=criticism

Need a woman who has a high vo2 max. I was estimated at 70 before I went schizo. Need a high vo2 max mate to create a tour winner. I want to devote my life to children to become the best they could be. I'll drive a truck 60hr a week then stack shelves for 20hr a week to ensure they make their(my) goals. AS long as they're not as retarded as me they have a chance.

NEED a high Vo2 max womb to impregnate to have baby schiz win the tour. That is what the sport needs. Baby Schiz 2041 tour de france winner.

>>150053570
imagine if he'd actually attack when he says he goes all or nothing

>>150054098
can i ask you about your condition, you don't have to answer if you dont want to im just curious

a) you hear voices right? are they mean or good or a mix of both?
b) since you're aware of your illness, do you know logically that the voices aren't real or do they still feel real? you ever battle that like logical awareness vs. it just feeling real
c) does the medication work?

im curious

>>150054098
That baby's already in the oven

>>150053306
bookmakers give del toro 30% chance, then ay*so with 10%, roglic and onley etc

>>150052816 (OP)
This hat is NOT basque. You just fell for the basque marketing

>>150054122
>you hear voices right?
When I have 'episodes' it's uncontrolled noise and thoughts. I don't have control over this and I don't think it's 'voices' but I am generally aware. Sometimes I'll see for example a claw scratching the window but I generally know that's just some symptom and I'll monitor but accept something is happening. Occasionally I'll lose grasp of reality but not that often. It'll be in extreme anxiety episodes I think x is trying to siege my house and I need to defend it etc or someone I know is after me. I accept government is tracking but that is genuinely true because some posts I made, and I embrace it because I have nothing to hide from them as I am non violent.

Meds made me 'normal' which was extremely placid and emotionless without opinions. I had no conviction on anything. Often I'd be very depressed and rejected the antidepressants as they made me feel terrible. My HRV was low, I had no energy, it took around 10% of my athletic performance even doing weights. I'd wake later like 10am instead of 8am so about 2hr more sleep. It made me more impulsive and eat more. Some points I worked well and did almost 1 whole highschool qualification in 3 weeks.

I missed the high periods where I felt 'me' and had convictions, energy to exercise, enjoyed music etc. I wasn't as much of a sexual deviant where I go to heterosexual gratification but that doesn't matter to me so much because I will never engage in that. Quetiapine was comforting and calming but I like the alternative state when it's higher, when it's low it's vile and I'll stay in bed for many days eating shit not washing and just existing. I despise those states and I've declared war on them. Very unlikely I would post this if I wasn't drunk which nowadays is very rare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KLVnmChtIE

>>150054131
That's not my yeast though???

>>150054220
This sounds nightmarish, I'll be praying for your health and happiness bert

>>150054220
>Sometimes I'll see for example a claw scratching the window
terrifying, so i guess it just isn't voices but actual delusions

have you seen a beautiful mind (2001)? is that a decent portryal of how it feels? he was meeting secret agents and getting assigned military code cracking missions all in his head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4JSrQQQyqU
Gigante talking about how Justine coached her down the mountain today. It looked a bit harsh to me but it turns out it was really sweet.

>>150054278
Ghekiere is an amazing woman from her interviews ive seen, they are having a great time with that team. She is full of cheer and positivity and they are all really happy with the team

We love her

https://youtube.com/shorts/FkJ45XT5YNY

Waar Maarten?

>>150054239
Thanks I'm making steps to try and function year round. I have more hope every year as I learn more

>>150054262
Idk if you're taking the piss or not. I don't get that at all. Little grandeur. I am no illusion I'm basically useless and no one seeks me for anything other than gain. That being said I do actually get extremely high sense of grandeur some times. I'll watch it out of curiosity. My states are more imminent threats than existential. I had a world view which I know is true as I had believe things for years, I practically grew up on /pol/ and reality is worse than what was projected which I believed. I'm generally very paranoid and I don't understand social dynamics very well. I recently destroyed my relationship with a mental health nurse who had taken a liking to me apparently. It's quite a fucked life but I cope by accepting I'm complicated, full of emotions, genuinely intelligent and have future prospects if things go my way. I want to ride some national races, I want a nice camper van as I sold my sporty car pic rel, I expect a 5w/kg FTP, I want to take my dad to europe to ride climbs because he said he never can. Kids would be a dream. But I need to sort my sorry life because I start spaffing. Feel guilty when girls talk to me because I'm not enough yet.

>>150054405
>I practically grew up on /pol/

>>150053570
Eh, kind of. I forgot which stage, but on one of the later mountain stages he kept trading attacks with Poggers. He was clearly going all out but Poggers was able to seemingly easily follow, although I think it ended up wearing him down much more than he let on. They both had very little left towards the end of the tour. I don't think Fishboy ever didn't attack based on tactical reasons, they were essentially killing themselves and each other week 2 onward.

Am I outing myself as a non attentionpayer if I say that I had never heard of Maëva Squiban until yesterday

>>150054506
>women cycling
you'd be forgiven

chloe dygert

Would you be a femmes team masseur for $900,000,000

>>150054517
do you think it was a chicken or the egg thing where your copious internet use led to your being a schizo, the other way around or something in the middle

Why are the men's gaps so big?

>>150055124
IMO even if you're exposed to that content as a yoot, you need to be ready to accept it. Many kids would not give a fuck. I was fucked before the internet, my parents took me for various assessments before I went onto the internet. Internet is a sanctuary where you can speak your mind and post shite and see content that you want to see. I love 4chan for that. 4chan matches my mentality. Extremely chaotic, almost limitless and autistic. Based in reality unlike plebbit for exampe.

4chan would be a better place for a kid to grow up than tiktok I believe. A smart capable kid with the knowledge for the future will make informed intelligent decisions.

>>150054517
>It's taking a redpill at 13 basically. Understanding reality at that age is fucking brutal. The temporary hope of 2015/2016. Haven't been on there for years. I'd rather know reality than not, even if that hurts me. State things are at now I'd be a fool to remain in this country. 4chan unironically about to be banned here. 4plebs already kneeled, about to be perma'd. They're discussing VPN bans but nothing will stop people. But the fact they're taking such measures is unacceptable. Think next generation will have zero access to alternative media/discussion online.
>
>Next year I expect to be at the tour in a decent van. Selling my car was a big step to the future. I no longer consume political media. I want to enjoy life.

Really is there any nation as kino as Great Britain when it comes to cycling? Mark Cavendish winning project 35. Froome winning 4 TdF's. Wiggins winning how many Oly golds? Winning the first tour. Geraint's magnificent tour victory. Cummings brilliant tour. Stannard's you know what (twice). The Yates twins animating the last 10 years or so.

The 'glo is the eternal animator, the exciter, the entertainer. The 'glo is the most relevant group of the past 25 years, for better of for worse.

So proud to be a 'glo

>>150055307
Sorry, who are you? What does your flag have to do with cycling?

>>150054919
Even this BALDOPED fraud is jealous of her legs

is pog gonna particpate in that meme tdf winner race at night or whatever the fuck they tricked jonas into doing in 2022

>>150055713
More like Dykert amirite

>>150055713
She has nice legs. But touching them sweaty like that would be soo disgusting.

/schizobrit hours/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeeJhEpeUfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFH5JgyZK1I

80's /brit/ kino edish

>>150052816 (OP)
Is that just a beret or do the Basques have a special beret with a different name?

>>150055939
Berets are originally Basque, before it became associated with France

/sb/ hours crack cocaine edish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZbQzDNVe8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOKamtpUA8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5oC5xw9o6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkspUqYSKsw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R6S5CJWlco

/schizo burger hours/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYFaghHyMKc

>>150055980
That's interesting. Thanks, anon. I will now go look up the history of the beret.

I'm not a schizo I just want to get in on the music posting

https://youtu.be/1PrBbic7iWM

https://youtu.be/ITc2qlJT5tE

https://youtu.be/EexEDzJ6zIY

https://youtu.be/gUZ7cPVyDQc

/schizo universe hours/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJXcac9zI74

/BH/ (/BeretHours/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc

Did you ever receive any settled diagnosis schizobrit? I'm not going pretend I have any credentials, but i knew a guy with bipolar type 1 and you definitely strike me as a bipolar type 2 with psychotic features. And not a schizophrenic.

love you niggas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yjwh-9z5xE

alexa play wonderwall

>>150056432
I got undiagnosed with bipolar last month actually because I didn't respond to medicine. I believe the practice is an absolute pseudoscience because of it. It's just box ticking exercise by people given a 'dr'. They believe I am ADHD and autistic. I know for a fact it's more, I am non violent and not crazy psychotic. Often I won't sleep for hours just wired out my mind. Often I'm paranoid and anxious. Then for a long while very depressed and unable to function. ADHD would assume a sense of burnout over time, and wouldn't have such paranoia or anxiety. I responded to anti-psychotics, I just fucking hated it. I rather am natural and a little crazy. I often do shit I don't realise I'm doing, not always bad but I am out of it regardless. ADHD? Really doubt it's the cause. Maybe I'm wrong. If I was violent, then it'd be 100% bipolar. Seems the criteria is based on damage to society than to self, which isn't correct in my eyes, Not that I care about diagnosis, I want correct treatment which neither can offer me correctly it seems. Bipolar is a terrible stigma.

I am clueless honestly I just live as I feel fit, medicine numbed me terribly and I will never be normal, nor do I want to be. Psychiatry is bollocks in my opinion, with some slither of reality attached. Human consciousness is no as simple as it's portrayed and reality is similarly complex and 'science' is like primary school level understanding. We're just too stupid to understand.

Here are bands from the euro nationalities that have posted

French
https://youtu.be/OnBVHZtS_LQ

German
https://youtu.be/3zR8oRKl3c4

Danish
https://youtu.be/y7YvaFKKp3Q

>>150056687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOKamtpUA8

Dunt hold an efffing candle to gloido music

I pity the smelly euro

>>150056687
I listened to Iotunn's newest album, very good

>>150055939
they call it txapela

Sex with Ricarda

Ahh just when I was looking for a txapela to put on a frog.
Thanks Rusbert!

And posting this here too: Majka is retiring after this season.

Not impressed with the music lads. Needs more Big Tom and Declan Nerney.

Giro 1935 all stages pack with fixes
https://www.mediafire.com/file/tf6k9h1n0wrhji2/Giro+1935.zip/file
And don't forget to buy Bianchi

>>150061205
guy on the left is literally jonas

I think we're going to see an unleashed uijtdebroeks in San Sebastian today

>>150061569
thanks Sporza

Photos soon

>>150061694
basado

>>150061690
I'm sure she still dreams of this

runaway group

>>150061711
based live reporting

>>150061711
Ehh nobody really strong in that break.
But keep up the photos.

And the rest

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
DONOSTIA KLASIKOA
picks

35 Isaac Del Toro
28 Juan Ayuso
21 Oscar Onley
15 Neilson Powless
14 Maxim Van Gils
12 Christian Scaroni
12 Romain Grégoire
12 Giulio Ciccone
12 Primož Roglič
10 Jan Christen
8 Pello Bilbao
6 Quinn Simmons
6 Giulio Pellizzari
5 Tiesj Benoot
4 Nicolas Prodhomme
3 Tibor Del Grosso
2 Simone Velasco
2 Mauri Vansevenant
2 Jørgen Nordhagen
2 Tobias Halland Johannessen
1 Victor Langellotti
1 MIKEL LANDA
1 Kevin Vermaerke
1 Ion Izagirre
1 LOUIS BARRÉ
1 Jose Luis Faura
1 Chris Harper
1 Alessandro Covi
1 JULIAN ALAPHILIPPE
1 Harold Martín López
1 Tyler Stites
1 Andrew August
1 Larry Warbasse
1 Quinten Hermans
1 Pablo Castrillo
1 Florian Stork
1 Carlos Verona
1 Rui Costa
1 Alex Aranburu
1 LORENZO FORTUNATO
1 Lenny Martinez
1 Frank Van Den Broek
1 Ewen Costiou

2 ======

25 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso
19 Isaac Del Toro Oscar Onley
17 Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley
13 Isaac Del Toro Maxim Van Gils
12 Isaac Del Toro Neilson Powless

3 ======

15 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley
9 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Christian Scaroni

4 ======

6 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Primož Roglič
6 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Christian Scaroni
5 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Romain Grégoire

>5 ======

3 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Christian Scaroni Giulio Ciccone
>Slome Duikelaar
>BORING hansbull
>So glad i stopped watching this "sport"


2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Christian Scaroni Primož Roglič
>frfr on god
>So glad i stopped watching this "sport"


2 Isaac Del Toro Oscar Onley Maxim Van Gils Christian Scaroni Giulio Ciccone
>joe`s team
>BORING hansbull


2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Maxim Van Gils Romain Grégoire Jan Christen
>2out van Washed Pro Cycling Team
>Il Grande Squadra


2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Maxim Van Gils Romain Grégoire
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>/cyc/ Memorial Team


2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Neilson Powless Christian Scaroni
>Durang O`Danglers
>MVDF


2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Primož Roglič Nicolas Prodhomme
>Marq Qwabendish
>6th Column

>>150061783
the fuck is wrong with bilbao's knee. woutesque

Today, the queens of the peloton face the Queen Stage of #TDFF2025

The day ends atop the mighty Col de la Madeleine (18.6 km @ 8.1%), a climb where big gaps can form and the battle for yellow could be decided

I think he had a mechanical
A flat or whatever

>>150061823
Captain America spotted.

>>150061846
He also spotted something

>>150061875
Another cyclists who likes older women...
I'm noticing a trend.

>>150061796
>>150061807
>>150061815
>>150061823
>>150061841
>>150061875
>150061875
we need someone to get shots like this for femme. any francebert?

Europcar...now that was a team

>>150061875
why is she strangling herself

>>150062300
It is a mystery

>not live for another two hours
man fuck that

>>150062453
will we see the jaizkibel?

MEDIUM-sized news

>>150061875
are you going to spectate the finale bert

>>150062572
I'm not sure
I'm going to be at the return in about an hour
I can't drive to Ñoñosti without catching a fine because of their low emission zone bullshit and the trains are under repair

>>150062695
Wuss

>>150062465
it's a rally course though

>>150062796
das rite

Kino stage coming up

>>150063051
My body is ready

>>150063051
why would i watch this instead of san sebastian

>>150063069
Goon to the cutes

>>150063079
>cutes
no such thing

>>150063086
Lola bunny

>>150063096
Skeletor

Gigantewinslol

>>150063112
Donnie darko

>>150063096

DSM Lorena = best Lorena

I'm watching the femmes

>>150063169
Exposed tree grabbers lorena

>>150063301
>A hundred pounds of stinky feet ass and thighs

another big climbing day done. getting bike fit again now. just need a few longer rides

Squiban pas normale

Squiban really has no decency

>>150063382
waar watts

>>150063434
DPD cunts fucked up the delivery. Have to wait til next week.

Wtf, what is Roglic doing in San Sebastian ?!

Lol squiban on the same stuff the gave dopacar

>>150063465
no decency

>>150063465
lol xD

Here we go again

why is demi riding without a bib number

well well well look what just turned up
it begins

>>150063669
OH captain my captain, score me some fuckin points quinny

moo

>>150063669
professional photographer over here with the fancy shots

What went wrong?

>>150063669
damn, Simmons in this race? fucking veloman, I should've checked it today

>>150063716
16 coins is a bit pricey for him

>tfw zipper stuck

>>150063699
Glad you guys are enjoying them
>>150063716
retransmission begins about now

Le Court at the car

>>150063716
he was on the startlist from the very beginning

>>150063724
14

Aah pais vasco home

>>150063595
Thank you for wearing socks

Tevenet spotted

We're live

>>150063795
Prudhomme spotted

Extremely hung over. Looking forward to san sabastian. Unfortunately it's Been on commentary though :(.

>>150063808
With the side piece

PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP

>lets pause talking about the race for a second and talk about the crimes of the Gestapo and what they did to french people

...

>>150063863
Are these the Lipo fangirls?

>>150063815
that explains your mental illness

>>150063815
If you don't mind not understanding shit try this

https://www.eitb.eus/eu/kirolak/zuzenean/

>>150063863
Your crimes will NEVER, EVER, EVER be forgiven (unjustly and unfairly)

>>150063883
danke

>>150063815
i sincerely hate her commentary

CHUTE

CHUTE DE MAILLOT JAUNE

LE CHUTE

COMICALE

>>150064011
>>150064012
>>150064014
>>150064015
Germans on Chutewatch

>>150064011
>>150064012
>>150064014
>>150064015
lel

Rogla attaque

shut the fuck about "women cycling" no one fucking care you schizo coomers
there is San Sebastien ongoing with Roglic attaque

>>150063863
Your Gestapo still does that shit today, Germans love to masturbate about their crimes because it allows them to believe they were punished for it

>>150064028
gay shit i'm watching women

>>150064028
nice meme race youre watching faggot

how do you even miss a corner like this kek

>>150064028
>Roglic
Rather watch my girls tyvm

>>150064027
>>150064028
keep it femmes!

>>150064044
why didn't she turn?

>>150064038
>>150064040
>>150064045
>>150064049
you are all whats wrong with /cyc/
consider taking your meds and taking them now

>>150064051
Classic woman moment confused her left and right

>>150064058
are you still salty fish lost by 4 minutes? come on its been a week, get over it.

is that fucking CIAn closing down Roglic and Del Toro?

>>150064070
the whole peloton by the look of it

>>150064070
Wouldn't know, not watching

>>150064068
lol weak bait
keep cooming to your disgusting 1/10 hags that look like junkies

>>150064070
That's Christen

Dubz and Muzic wins GC

>>150064090
toro is there too

>>150064044
Did she die

Roglic dropped by Del Toro

vamos cicco

Bilbao dood

UAEwinslol

>>150064028
tsmt

Del Toro is such a doper lol

Some cute basque babes on the roadside

raid del torro already FFS

Waar Langelloti?

>"I want to be the next Biniyam"
fuck off babatunde

Good teamwork by Christen this time

How does peeing in female cycling work?

>>150064183
Christen is always a good team player.

I wish Remco were here

When DEL TORO gets inevitably caught, the entire american continent will get rightfully banned from the sport

Group too big, contains UAE rider, Roglic sitting on. Ez Del Burrito win

Time for the COFFEE

>>150064187
Same as with the men, they stop and take a pee after the break goes

>>150064219
I LOVE coffee

just arrived, what's up with achooso?

>>150064217
Ciccone will outsprint him.

Picture of Bertacek

How did burrito lose the giro

>>150064215
>When DEL TORO gets inevitably caught

>>150064247
He refused to work with the sudaca super retarded

>>150064246
almost

>>150064215
>UAEMERDA
>getting "caught"
lol good one bertacek
ASO and UCI are the guardian angels of that team

>>150064242
>sprint

>>150064028
>watching washed Rogla

>>150064219
>>150064238

Drank so much coffee while the last few years that I have now coffee stains on my teeth.

>>150064247
rode like a retard and he isn't yet that good on big mountains

yeis ride on finestre is also the best performance of the year by a rider that isn't pogi or jonas

>tiberi washed
>pellizzari washed
there's no hope

Waar is Liane?

>>150064291
literally a grande in the tete

Wiebes barefoot and pregnant

>>150064283
Brush your teeth

>>150064283
least disgusting teuton

>>150064306
I need youth, Trentin had the best legs out of every Italian at le Tour

>>150064318
comfy

What's this a meme of germs

>>150064343
FINN, then

>>150064343
>Trentin
based boomer

Del Toro is going to be bigger than Pogi

>>150052816 (OP)
another ayuso nothingburger

social media is gonna squeak so hard about Del Coke not going to the Vuelta

>>150064418
send him to volta

>>150064392
commercially, probably

GC status?

>>150064328
>>150064337
I do, cannot get rid of it.

Here's how Muzic can win the Tour

>>150064502
well brush harder

>>150064392
he's gonna get busted because UCI hate latinos

speaking of volta, the weather is looking disappointing for the prologue

it should pick up on the 3rd or 4th day though

Why are there no mountaintop finishes

>all those Palastine flags
Spanish people never change

>>150064392
You're right, he's a bit taller than pogi

>>150064502
Sounds weird. What do the spots look like?

>>150064392
>Latino superstar
No, WADA will stop him before they get that far

>>150064634
>hirschi is only 26

>>150064582
Hardcore socialists but they hate angloids krauts and slavs, and always complaining about their shitty pay. You voted for it, your parents voted for it, and your grandparents voted for it retards.

vai cicco
destroy the sudacas cheater

The chasing group has gained 20 seconds on the front, can they close the gap?

>>150064679
>Hardcore socialists but they hate angloids krauts and slavs, and always complaining about their shitty pay.
Based.

>>150064392
lmao no

>>150064519
only sudacas get uci treatment

>>150064689
Nevermind the graphic on tnt was wrong

>>150064679
Meds in general are rather challenged in the brain department

>>150064703
mexicans are honorary sudacas

>>150064723
everything below me is sudakan. no honorary about it

Shut the fuck up J. Been, you fat sow.

for me mexicans are part of "middle america"

rampas inhumanas

>>150064767
I muted the stream. She is awful, so low energy and boring. It bums me out so I'm watching videos whilst watching the race. Hate her so much.

>>150064774
who else is there?

>>150064774
mesocas are honorary sudacas, please pay attention

>>150064774
The term you're thinking of is Central America. Middle American refers to the midwest corridor

UAE PAS NORMAL

We gaan

>>150064774
no such thing. north [USA and canucks] and south [everyone else]

lmao UAE riding against each other atleast they give us a race I guess

CHRISTEN closing rapidly. The indecency

Burrito ded

The Mexican should fear the Swiss

>>150064814
when i was a kid i learned in school that this was called "mellem amerika" or middle america

GRANDE CICCONE THE THIRD DOG

Christen is such a retard

VAMOS GRANDE GIULIO

VAI CICCO

That was fucking based, incredible from Ciccone

>>150064881
yeah, that's central America alright >>150064832

FORZA

Roglic is so washed lmao

>>150064881
Massif Centrale Amerique

uae young guns have a lot to learn. which is only normal.

based Cicco

G R A N D E
im thinking Cicco is ready for Vuelta KOM hunting

Somebody fire the UAE DS already jesus christ have they zero say or what? toptier retard racing I’m entertained however

UAE without Pogi are my favorite team because they are all incredible but not untouchable and their egos are as much a character as their legs

CAM THE FACK ON NEILSON

>>150064936
just UAE things
the team falls to the ground in a sack of shit when Pogi is not there

CHRISTEN looking rapid on the flats, though

that was the HONORE corner

>>150064895
Del doggo wasn’t much smarter trying to gap his teammate launching ciccone, there’s no excuse for how UAE riders are riding here

>>150064936
Movistar but funded by arabs. Meds are complete retards.

toro will never be pogi hes a fraud

128 WT races since last Italian victory

GIVE CICCO YOUR ENERGY

This will be super close

>>150065036
?
Milan won in the TDF

Hoping for some BRVTAL gc attacks on this climb

tiz is the biggest piece of shit for streaming

>>150065026
This, dude seems like a retard who can't race for himself. Timid and also cocky. Decent legs but couldn't drop boomer Carapaz.

Incredibly fascinating finale here in Basque Country, best race since Amstel

GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE

>>150065104
Yeah this is actually great this, hoping for Ciccone to hang on.

last Italian winner was Bertagnoli

They better interview Christen and del kwabbo and ask what their plan was today

Ciccone wins

O WT races since the last italian victory

Del Fraudo

FORZA GIULIO
FORZA ITALIA

>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/

Cicco is one of the most sovlful rider in the wt pedalton

uae without pogi wouldn't win shit

>>150065059
WT win means gc and one-day races

Van Gils podium

>>150065172
WT means World Tour
a TDF stage win is a World Tour win

That was beautiful.

>>150065173
Unironic moral victory for all the shit he had this year good for him

>21-year-olds are not allowed to make mistakes

fuck that. they tried, they lost - it's all in the game. do you want to see robots?

top 10

>>150065203
UAE ride races like they’re an F1 team, in cycling you usually draw cards

>>150065203
no
i just want to see UAE riders lose (and crash)

UAE disaster once again, love to see it

>>150065225
>in cycling you usually draw cards

okay trine.

Hottest Twink in the peloton Johannes KULSET 19th today

I'M SQUIBBIN

>>150065357
Owardi da

>be Kraak
>cracks

When is Demi going to attack?

>>150065373
dope more bitch

the puck stops here

>>150065351
It's sticky ricky

what a nice pooper

>>150065421
???? Disgusting terribly taste. Lobotomize yourself

>yellow pulling
Just like the hommes

>>150065386
got one right

Come on DEMI

fuck of femmes coomers total femmes death

>>150065474
I agree, coom to the hommes instead

what a fucking fraud lmao

total hag death

INHUMANAS

Total SD Worx death

Pissma won literally nothing thiw year classics-wise

Anna Vanderbreggen dood

They're dropping like flies one quarter in without any attacks lol

Demi attaque when

>>150065474
>upset everyone has already forgotten about that stupid post-Tour criterium he just watched

Today, the queens of the peloton face the Queen Stage of TDFF2025.

COME ON GIVE US SOME CLOSE BRAPPERS FROM DEMI OR KASIA YOU FUCKS

Last place on each stage should be obligated to sleep with me and have my babies

>>150065612
kino shot

>>150065614
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Getafix spotted

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
DONOSTIA KLASIKOA
final

>>150065673
>SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>150065692
Sad!

kek what was that guy

CAM ON YARA KASTELIJN

>>150065738
this one?

Will they slurp and try again tomorrow ?

ATTAQUE ATTAQUE

Pienaar dropped

GIGANTIC

Attaque de Gigante

THE FIGHT IS ON

Fuck K*sia

VOLLERING

LACHE

Kwabsia strikes again

rest in piss malliot jaune

>>150065847
Didn’t get a good look and thought is was some guy dressed as a priest blessing the riders kek

>>150065612
Some poor guys have to drive that road every day to get to work...

Imagine a French TdF victory

Demi pulling

Ghekiere good face

>>150065963
Who works on a mountain?

>>150065962
polish commentators were wondering if he was dressed as a god or santa claus
fucking ignorami

Kasia not dood yet

>>150066000
ugly girl desu

Demi bros…

PFP stronk

Demi might be finished

>>150066020
I retract my statement

>>150065962
>a priest blessing the riders
>a druid giving out magic juice
close enough

>>150066000
nice digits

Visma being competent for once

Kasia ded. Such a fluke last year.

Love how the commentator rarely says Niewadoma-Phinney and when he does you can hear some mild disgust when he says Phinney

>>150066074
Nibali tier luck. capitalized on worxers infighting

RAMPAS
A
M
P
A
S

whys muzic not dropping back to help demi

>>150066012
Some live on the mountain, and have to work in the valley.

when was the last time demi got dropped like this?

Do they have mountains in Straya?

>>150066129
shes doing that right now

GiGONEte

>>150066062
replace the dudes team tacticians immediately

PFP nose breathing

It's over

Allez Polin

this how the tour gets decided? so anticlimactic

>>150066062
They probably didn’t hire a youtube shitter

Hello are we finally winning the Tour de France?

>>150066139
I only know the legendary Willunga hill

>>150066182
On a proper hardwoman mountain stage? Isn't that what we want?

Ferrand PAS NORMALE

New French bank holiday confirmed

>>150066190
I want a fight between demi and kasia not this shit

>>150066184
no
because the "Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift" is not a grand tour but a simple week long stage race as according to UCI rules and regelation

>>150065251
APOLOGIZE

>>150066182
It just wasn't no real attack just people getting dropped but it was quite epic

>>150066201
Demi is washed and Kwabsia was never good

>>150066201
Sadly she absolutely ruined the tour otherwise it would have been a dogfight.

>>150066201
Nobody cares about Kasia

>>150066217
She was always good at making my pp stiff

PFP should ride the Tour de France Hommes. Our best chance

>>150066231
I rooted for her every year.

I can’t wait to see Kasia cope on instagram

daily reminder that everyone shilled the shit out of gigante

Why aren't there spectators?

>>150066259
it's an one week race, who cares, male dauphine had more interest

>>150066259
cool down with the sexism

>>150066254
She pulls a minute on kwabiasa and Demi though

Animé will make a comeback at 45 and win everything

Why didn’t Jonas ride like this?

Mom and dad giving the bidons

Next stage is still quite tricky if we get early attacks everything is still open (cope)

This is pretty boring to be honest

>>150066284
he wasn't fighting with washed foids

>>150066055
imagine the chiseled faced manlet sons this woman can give you

>>150066259
>

>>150066259
It was in the middle of nowhere anon.

>>150066298
Yes it's fucking shite, tour went from very open to over in 2 minutes

>>150066268
That post aged like milk

>>150066293
Tour is decided now

>>150066259
looks alright

>>150066254
i mean she is probably gonna get 2nd place and easily gapped the last two winners today id say the hype is justified, just PFP has been better

This a proper old school mountain stage. None of this attaque-spam malarkey, just proper pedal pushing

>>150066259
>Why aren't there spectators?

Why do juniors not receive the kind of exposure and funds that women do? After all, they ride just as fast?
Is this ageism?

>>150066305
Her + Marc Hirschi = manlet gigachads

I am a Prevot supporter

ze ademt niet ruben, goh zouden we dat allemaal niet willen tijdens inspanning

>>150066315
the male tour had people all around the 18km and it wasn't even the end of the stage

Hope Demi attacks tomorrow. I don’t want Kasia on the podium.

The hag's gone. It's over. Lmao

>roubaix - tdf double

pogi could never...

>>150066334
Commentator said the road is pretty inaccessible at the start of the climb, so he wasn't looking for excuses

Why can't we have a male good cyclist

Was it the correct move to pull or should she have taken a quick breather once she caught the leading duo?

no country for old men

>>150066339
Demi will probably pass Kwabsia today on GC standings, don't think she will need to

Unbearable commentator on France TV.

ATTAQUE DE VOLLERING

>>150066327
I would like to see more junior and u23 racing because they are extremely aggressive and retarded but that makes good racing. They will be the future of the sport so it's nice to watch and track these riders more easily. Happily watch the youth racing over any woman race, everyone would be the same opinion.

Raid the Visma bus now

>>150066317
YOU WILL EAT THOSE WORDS
look at the stage profile

>>150066366
He's probably ecstatic. Pls understand, smol indie nation

>>150066360
It was her mother and her father

>>150066377
this aged like shit

WTF I LOVE VISMA NOW

>>150066364
Looking good now. Only one second behind Kwabsia

>>150066366
I feel like I'm the only one who enjoys Jalabert realism / cynicism. The other one is unbearable yes.

>>150066366
Ouais.
Jalabert is ok

We watched a whole tour in july full of this shite; solo TT's up mountains. YAWN.

If Pauline wins the Tour she becomes the woman goat
I don't care how many kermesse races vos has won

>>150066387
Wholesome, imagine having the best day of your fucking life and your mom and dad are both still alive and right by your side.

>>150066395
yeah female VISMA is so much SOUL AND KINO

Why the fuck are they showing a closeup of her hair?

>>150066407
Yes, jaja is fine

>>150066414
>the best day of your fucking life
That was last year

What happened to group 8

>>150066431
Camera man fetish

>>150066412
Bad look for the rest of the peloton if she comes back after years of CX & MTB and wins the Tour on the first try

How do you think Vollering feels right now?
You think you are the best female stage rider and everything is set for your win but then suddenly some MTB Stacy just comes in and stomps you into the ground.

>>150066408
We didn't watch the same tour ...

>>150066435
Holy shit that white ensemble is fucking Cinema

>>150066451
well, unlike Demi, PFP actually also won won road WC in her carrier

>>150066451
I think last year’s loss damaged her forever

Materializing a GC ending chute next stage

What does the constant rubbing and pressure do to the female crotch? Do they experience less pleasure during sex?

>>150066507
Asked by the constant rubbing coomer

>>150066507
do you sit on your cock?

>>150066507
Tissue damage to the vaginal lips is common.

Doping queen

>>150066485
Again?

>>150066507
>Do they experience less pleasure during sex?

It's purely a psychological thing for women don't you know ?

>>150066532
yes