funny Basque hat edition
>Current and upcoming races26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Fรฉminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Pรฉrigord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a Espaรฑa 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Fรฉminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomรฉration - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
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>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/
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https://firstcycling.com/
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Riding the stunning coastal roads from Riomaggiore to La Spezia, Iโm reminded why Iโve been hooked on road cycling since 2003, when I first started riding at 9 years old. My current setup is a Specialized Tarmac SL7 with SRAM Force AXS and DT Swiss ARC 1400s โ now in its fifth season and still going strong, though Iโm eyeing a potential upgrade in 2026, maybe a Colnago V5RS or even the Y1RS. Iโve been using a Garmin Edge 1000 for the past few years, but honestly, I wouldn't recommend it โ one drop of sweat or a bit of rain and it's chaos. Outside of riding, I started my own IT company in my early twenties, and business is good enough that I could basically afford a new Tarmac every month โ not that I do, but itโs nice to have options.
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Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)
Stage 8
Chambรฉry - Saint-Franรงois Longchamp (Col de la Madeleine)
111.9km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/startlist
GC after stage 7:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-7-gc
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/ftU1CKRb#sx5_3nkUokMUQugshKthm8z2lgnIOVhOQsWtSqKO-lU
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-8/live
https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/en/
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / RTVE / NOS / SRG SSR
13:30 CET
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Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa (1.UWT)
San Sebastiรกn - San Sebastiรกn
211.4km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/san-sebastian/2025/startlist
Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bfzFZW
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/san-sebastian/2025/result/live
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
15:00 CET
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>>150052878grotesque looking man. straight out of og oblivion
>>150052874This could be really good given the GC situation.
>>150052878>>150052889rusbert can you find clips of kasia/demi/liane descending with ass up? its really important!
>>150053015you need to ask someone who has player subscription with on demand feature. otherwise maybe when tiz uploads replay
>>150053077Tour De France Femmes Avec Zwift 2023 Highlights - stage 7
is what I need. im checking tiz now
https://youtu.be/0jGNR9EgfaA?si=k-aL3lsQ71Zk8F-n
found it
>>150052866dude are you a bot or what is going on
>>150053185he's just giving us a quick rundown of his lore
>>150053206thats an AI summary of my last 15 posts
>>150053185The german has stolen your life
>BIG cycling trip planned next month
>Buy a bike rack for my car
>Plan to test it this weekend driving to a regional BIG climb
>Start assembling the bike rack in prep for day trip tomorrow
>Turns out the rack requires some fucking adapters that aren't sold with the rack
What the fuck, why would no one alert me that you need to separately buy these adapters or this thing is useless
>>150053185thanks for the data
>>150053239amazon they will be at your doorstep tomorrow morning
>>150052878Who is favorite to win this?
>>150053300take off your wheels and put it in the trunk
>>150053239whiteface beckons bert
>>150053374Yes I was going to drive up to Bear Mountain tomorrow and test this thing prior to Whiteface trip at end of month
>>150053185whatever happened to internet safety berts. stranger danger etc.
Remco is cleaning house bros
>>150053337Of course I know I can do that, the whole point is that I bought a bike rack so I can pack my car full of luggage, Bertina, and my little Belgian dog and still bring my bike
Danebert what vidyas are you playing atm?
>>150053432Go to walmart and dicks websites and see if they have a cheap trunk rack in stock in store
something is happening and i dont know what it is extremely low amount of chutes in men tdf and now femmes too..
Do you think Jonas is having sex with Trine right now?
>>150053519SafeR organizes chutes on nothingburger stages to maximize media attention on them when nothing else is happening to push their agenda. plugge personally pays every chute starter, the payment is made as a 'kickback' from the rider union.
>>150053525Why? They already have two children, they are probably done for their lifetimes
>>150053519They had some many chutes today the entire peloton had to stop and wait for ambulances
>>150053548I heard that Danish couples have the most sex on average in Europe.
Now that the dust has settled. Can we agree that Jonas is the people's champion?
>takes on the biggest alien wonderchild the sport has ever seen and beats him twice in 5 years
>creates the most memorable tour moment every year
>part of arguably the most entertaining stage in the past 20 years (Col du Granon 2022)
>flawless TT in 2023
>beats Pogacar in a sprint in 2024 after a potentially career ending crash
>catches Evenepoel on a TT in 2025
Even this year, no matter how much you dislike him, you thought maybe, just maybe he can actually still win until stage 18. Without him, you would've stopped watching after stage 6.
Hate him or love him, we watched, that's all we could do.
>>150053570Visma made an enemy of me during the tour. Wheelslurping retards with the most embarrassing "tactics" on earth. Grug deciding he was going to take Rikaert and two man a stage was kino of finest fucking order, he's the real moral victor
>>150053564citation needed (for a friend)
can't fit shit for bags on a 3xs gravel frame
just gonna sleep in my tent naked
>>150053638were you going bert
>tour is over
>which means summer is over
>which means its back to work
>soon it'll be dark at 16:00 again
>soon another year gone
>>150053570I think he talks a lot of big fighting talk and then rides like a bitch, and I don't respect him as a result
>>150052768No idea. I treat my equipment well so I wasn't damaging it. A few times it just began lagging like crazy and wouldn't find the GPS ever. A button went with one. Another connected to nothing ever, making it totally useless. They were good with replacements. But it made me unsure of garmin in general. I prefer their products, I want a garmin watch and sleep monitor. Considering a weight scales too. Their newest edge 1000 equivalent looks brilliant. Maybe I just got insanely unlucky. I paid the difference for a 1000 and it was way better but went through 3 (one my fault but don't tell garmin ;))
>>150053695We struggle and then we die. Such is life
>>150053695>soon it'll be dark at 16:00 againThat means it's telescope season. You do have a telescope, right white man?
>>150053638>3xsAre you 150cm?
I'll boycott Bora-hansgrohe if they make Remco their captain for the Tour
>>150053695That's my sentiment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iygdPb5Do4
Britbros....? I need a shoulder to cry on. Teenage years watching the tour on ITV, made me obsessed with cycling. Gary Imlach, Ned Boulting, David Millar, Peter Kennaugh in recent years.
Fucking bonkers it's the end of the era. Massive shame. I hope they have the Vuelta. Travesty if you ask me. It's so fucking over...
>>150053780Lipo is already more successful than remfraud, so no,
I feel I need to do something for cycling in Britain. Even as a steward of a race or some absolute buffoon job. I love the sport so much and it's shaped my life. Most the joy I've ever experienced is through the sport. I think I should volunteer my neet hours to the sport.
>>150053812if you could go ahead and erase the picture of your cock and balls burned into my brain that'd be a start
>>150053801Then what are they buying him from? He will be their top earner
>>150053812Be a track commissaire. Point at tรชte, blow your whistle, shoot a gun, etc.
>That looks like Stephen Roche! It's Stephen Roche who has come over the line โ he almost caught Pedro Delgado. I don't believe it!
>>150053812join your local cyclismo club
>>150053824I can't do that, but I can pick litter off the course of a local 3/4 cat crit if you wish?
>>150053829I feel that is too qualified for me, but I can punch tickets at the entrance or act as the parking warden or some other brain dead low responsibility job. Maybe Cat Ferguson's personal sweat towel would suit me.
>>150053897slave mentality
>>150053905Yeah can't you see my flag??? Also I'm too retarded for responsibility
>>150053897I have helped some teams in local races in the feed zones. it's cool
>>150053826who said they are buying him and if they do he will be lipos bitch
went for an easy after work ride with bertina despite the fact that the weather here has been awful for wha feels like the last month, and hoped the rain was over for the day. This was not the case, the roads were still very wet and we got rained on towards the end, so now i get to deep clean the chain and cassette tomorrow.
just want some dry, sunny days to ride my bike lads. Is that too much to ask for?
so they are kicking off all german DS at bora fucking beligum faggots
>>150054027>after work ride with bertinaWere you wearing a Cofidis jersey?
How did the De La Course brothers do this year?
>>150054049https://www.hansgrohe.de/contact?topic=criticism
Need a woman who has a high vo2 max. I was estimated at 70 before I went schizo. Need a high vo2 max mate to create a tour winner. I want to devote my life to children to become the best they could be. I'll drive a truck 60hr a week then stack shelves for 20hr a week to ensure they make their(my) goals. AS long as they're not as retarded as me they have a chance.
NEED a high Vo2 max womb to impregnate to have baby schiz win the tour. That is what the sport needs. Baby Schiz 2041 tour de france winner.
>>150053570imagine if he'd actually attack when he says he goes all or nothing
>>150054098can i ask you about your condition, you don't have to answer if you dont want to im just curious
a) you hear voices right? are they mean or good or a mix of both?
b) since you're aware of your illness, do you know logically that the voices aren't real or do they still feel real? you ever battle that like logical awareness vs. it just feeling real
c) does the medication work?
im curious
>>150054098That baby's already in the oven
>>150053306bookmakers give del toro 30% chance, then ay*so with 10%, roglic and onley etc
>>150052816 (OP)This hat is NOT basque. You just fell for the basque marketing
>>150054122>you hear voices right?When I have 'episodes' it's uncontrolled noise and thoughts. I don't have control over this and I don't think it's 'voices' but I am generally aware. Sometimes I'll see for example a claw scratching the window but I generally know that's just some symptom and I'll monitor but accept something is happening. Occasionally I'll lose grasp of reality but not that often. It'll be in extreme anxiety episodes I think x is trying to siege my house and I need to defend it etc or someone I know is after me. I accept government is tracking but that is genuinely true because some posts I made, and I embrace it because I have nothing to hide from them as I am non violent.
Meds made me 'normal' which was extremely placid and emotionless without opinions. I had no conviction on anything. Often I'd be very depressed and rejected the antidepressants as they made me feel terrible. My HRV was low, I had no energy, it took around 10% of my athletic performance even doing weights. I'd wake later like 10am instead of 8am so about 2hr more sleep. It made me more impulsive and eat more. Some points I worked well and did almost 1 whole highschool qualification in 3 weeks.
I missed the high periods where I felt 'me' and had convictions, energy to exercise, enjoyed music etc. I wasn't as much of a sexual deviant where I go to heterosexual gratification but that doesn't matter to me so much because I will never engage in that. Quetiapine was comforting and calming but I like the alternative state when it's higher, when it's low it's vile and I'll stay in bed for many days eating shit not washing and just existing. I despise those states and I've declared war on them. Very unlikely I would post this if I wasn't drunk which nowadays is very rare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KLVnmChtIE
>>150054131That's not my yeast though???
>>150054220This sounds nightmarish, I'll be praying for your health and happiness bert
>>150054220>Sometimes I'll see for example a claw scratching the windowterrifying, so i guess it just isn't voices but actual delusions
have you seen a beautiful mind (2001)? is that a decent portryal of how it feels? he was meeting secret agents and getting assigned military code cracking missions all in his head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4JSrQQQyqU
Gigante talking about how Justine coached her down the mountain today. It looked a bit harsh to me but it turns out it was really sweet.
>>150054278Ghekiere is an amazing woman from her interviews ive seen, they are having a great time with that team. She is full of cheer and positivity and they are all really happy with the team
We love her
https://youtube.com/shorts/FkJ45XT5YNY
>>150054239Thanks I'm making steps to try and function year round. I have more hope every year as I learn more
>>150054262Idk if you're taking the piss or not. I don't get that at all. Little grandeur. I am no illusion I'm basically useless and no one seeks me for anything other than gain. That being said I do actually get extremely high sense of grandeur some times. I'll watch it out of curiosity. My states are more imminent threats than existential. I had a world view which I know is true as I had believe things for years, I practically grew up on /pol/ and reality is worse than what was projected which I believed. I'm generally very paranoid and I don't understand social dynamics very well. I recently destroyed my relationship with a mental health nurse who had taken a liking to me apparently. It's quite a fucked life but I cope by accepting I'm complicated, full of emotions, genuinely intelligent and have future prospects if things go my way. I want to ride some national races, I want a nice camper van as I sold my sporty car pic rel, I expect a 5w/kg FTP, I want to take my dad to europe to ride climbs because he said he never can. Kids would be a dream. But I need to sort my sorry life because I start spaffing. Feel guilty when girls talk to me because I'm not enough yet.
>>150054405>I practically grew up on /pol/
>>150053570Eh, kind of. I forgot which stage, but on one of the later mountain stages he kept trading attacks with Poggers. He was clearly going all out but Poggers was able to seemingly easily follow, although I think it ended up wearing him down much more than he let on. They both had very little left towards the end of the tour. I don't think Fishboy ever didn't attack based on tactical reasons, they were essentially killing themselves and each other week 2 onward.
Am I outing myself as a non attentionpayer if I say that I had never heard of Maรซva Squiban until yesterday
>>150054506>women cycling you'd be forgiven
Would you be a femmes team masseur for $900,000,000
>>150054517do you think it was a chicken or the egg thing where your copious internet use led to your being a schizo, the other way around or something in the middle
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Why are the men's gaps so big?
>>150055124IMO even if you're exposed to that content as a yoot, you need to be ready to accept it. Many kids would not give a fuck. I was fucked before the internet, my parents took me for various assessments before I went onto the internet. Internet is a sanctuary where you can speak your mind and post shite and see content that you want to see. I love 4chan for that. 4chan matches my mentality. Extremely chaotic, almost limitless and autistic. Based in reality unlike plebbit for exampe.
4chan would be a better place for a kid to grow up than tiktok I believe. A smart capable kid with the knowledge for the future will make informed intelligent decisions.
>>150054517>It's taking a redpill at 13 basically. Understanding reality at that age is fucking brutal. The temporary hope of 2015/2016. Haven't been on there for years. I'd rather know reality than not, even if that hurts me. State things are at now I'd be a fool to remain in this country. 4chan unironically about to be banned here. 4plebs already kneeled, about to be perma'd. They're discussing VPN bans but nothing will stop people. But the fact they're taking such measures is unacceptable. Think next generation will have zero access to alternative media/discussion online. >
>Next year I expect to be at the tour in a decent van. Selling my car was a big step to the future. I no longer consume political media. I want to enjoy life.
Really is there any nation as kino as Great Britain when it comes to cycling? Mark Cavendish winning project 35. Froome winning 4 TdF's. Wiggins winning how many Oly golds? Winning the first tour. Geraint's magnificent tour victory. Cummings brilliant tour. Stannard's you know what (twice). The Yates twins animating the last 10 years or so.
The 'glo is the eternal animator, the exciter, the entertainer. The 'glo is the most relevant group of the past 25 years, for better of for worse.
>>150055307Sorry, who are you? What does your flag have to do with cycling?
>>150054919Even this BALDOPED fraud is jealous of her legs
is pog gonna particpate in that meme tdf winner race at night or whatever the fuck they tricked jonas into doing in 2022
>>150055713More like Dykert amirite
>>150055713She has nice legs. But touching them sweaty like that would be soo disgusting.
/schizobrit hours/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeeJhEpeUfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFH5JgyZK1I
80's /brit/ kino edish
>>150052816 (OP) Is that just a beret or do the Basques have a special beret with a different name?
>>150055939Berets are originally Basque, before it became associated with France
/sb/ hours crack cocaine edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZbQzDNVe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOKamtpUA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5oC5xw9o6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkspUqYSKsw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R6S5CJWlco
/schizo burger hours/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYFaghHyMKc
>>150055980That's interesting. Thanks, anon. I will now go look up the history of the beret.
I'm not a schizo I just want to get in on the music posting
https://youtu.be/1PrBbic7iWM
https://youtu.be/ITc2qlJT5tE
https://youtu.be/EexEDzJ6zIY
https://youtu.be/gUZ7cPVyDQc
/schizo universe hours/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJXcac9zI74
/BH/ (/BeretHours/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc
Did you ever receive any settled diagnosis schizobrit? I'm not going pretend I have any credentials, but i knew a guy with bipolar type 1 and you definitely strike me as a bipolar type 2 with psychotic features. And not a schizophrenic.
love you niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yjwh-9z5xE
>>150056432I got undiagnosed with bipolar last month actually because I didn't respond to medicine. I believe the practice is an absolute pseudoscience because of it. It's just box ticking exercise by people given a 'dr'. They believe I am ADHD and autistic. I know for a fact it's more, I am non violent and not crazy psychotic. Often I won't sleep for hours just wired out my mind. Often I'm paranoid and anxious. Then for a long while very depressed and unable to function. ADHD would assume a sense of burnout over time, and wouldn't have such paranoia or anxiety. I responded to anti-psychotics, I just fucking hated it. I rather am natural and a little crazy. I often do shit I don't realise I'm doing, not always bad but I am out of it regardless. ADHD? Really doubt it's the cause. Maybe I'm wrong. If I was violent, then it'd be 100% bipolar. Seems the criteria is based on damage to society than to self, which isn't correct in my eyes, Not that I care about diagnosis, I want correct treatment which neither can offer me correctly it seems. Bipolar is a terrible stigma.
I am clueless honestly I just live as I feel fit, medicine numbed me terribly and I will never be normal, nor do I want to be. Psychiatry is bollocks in my opinion, with some slither of reality attached. Human consciousness is no as simple as it's portrayed and reality is similarly complex and 'science' is like primary school level understanding. We're just too stupid to understand.
Here are bands from the euro nationalities that have posted
French
https://youtu.be/OnBVHZtS_LQ
German
https://youtu.be/3zR8oRKl3c4
Danish
https://youtu.be/y7YvaFKKp3Q
>>150056687https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOKamtpUA8
Dunt hold an efffing candle to gloido music
I pity the smelly euro
>>150056687I listened to Iotunn's newest album, very good
>>150055939they call it txapela
Ahh just when I was looking for a txapela to put on a frog.
Thanks Rusbert!
And posting this here too: Majka is retiring after this season.
Not impressed with the music lads. Needs more Big Tom and Declan Nerney.
Giro 1935 all stages pack with fixes
https://www.mediafire.com/file/tf6k9h1n0wrhji2/Giro+1935.zip/file
And don't forget to buy Bianchi
>>150061205guy on the left is literally jonas
I think we're going to see an unleashed uijtdebroeks in San Sebastian today
>>150061690I'm sure she still dreams of this
>>150061711based live reporting
>>150061711Ehh nobody really strong in that break.
But keep up the photos.
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
DONOSTIA KLASIKOA
picks
35 Isaac Del Toro
28 Juan Ayuso
21 Oscar Onley
15 Neilson Powless
14 Maxim Van Gils
12 Christian Scaroni
12 Romain Grรฉgoire
12 Giulio Ciccone
12 Primoลพ Rogliฤ
10 Jan Christen
8 Pello Bilbao
6 Quinn Simmons
6 Giulio Pellizzari
5 Tiesj Benoot
4 Nicolas Prodhomme
3 Tibor Del Grosso
2 Simone Velasco
2 Mauri Vansevenant
2 Jรธrgen Nordhagen
2 Tobias Halland Johannessen
1 Victor Langellotti
1 MIKEL LANDA
1 Kevin Vermaerke
1 Ion Izagirre
1 LOUIS BARRร
1 Jose Luis Faura
1 Chris Harper
1 Alessandro Covi
1 JULIAN ALAPHILIPPE
1 Harold Martรญn Lรณpez
1 Tyler Stites
1 Andrew August
1 Larry Warbasse
1 Quinten Hermans
1 Pablo Castrillo
1 Florian Stork
1 Carlos Verona
1 Rui Costa
1 Alex Aranburu
1 LORENZO FORTUNATO
1 Lenny Martinez
1 Frank Van Den Broek
1 Ewen Costiou
2 ======
25 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso
19 Isaac Del Toro Oscar Onley
17 Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley
13 Isaac Del Toro Maxim Van Gils
12 Isaac Del Toro Neilson Powless
3 ======
15 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley
9 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Christian Scaroni
4 ======
6 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Primoลพ Rogliฤ
6 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Christian Scaroni
5 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Romain Grรฉgoire
>5 ======
3 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Christian Scaroni Giulio Ciccone
>Slome Duikelaar
>BORING hansbull
>So glad i stopped watching this "sport"
2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Christian Scaroni Primoลพ Rogliฤ
>frfr on god
>So glad i stopped watching this "sport"
2 Isaac Del Toro Oscar Onley Maxim Van Gils Christian Scaroni Giulio Ciccone
>joe`s team
>BORING hansbull
2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Maxim Van Gils Romain Grรฉgoire Jan Christen
>2out van Washed Pro Cycling Team
>Il Grande Squadra
2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Maxim Van Gils Romain Grรฉgoire
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>/cyc/ Memorial Team
2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Neilson Powless Christian Scaroni
>Durang O`Danglers
>MVDF
2 Isaac Del Toro Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Primoลพ Rogliฤ Nicolas Prodhomme
>Marq Qwabendish
>6th Column
>>150061783the fuck is wrong with bilbao's knee. woutesque
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Today, the queens of the peloton face the Queen Stage of #TDFF2025
The day ends atop the mighty Col de la Madeleine (18.6 km @ 8.1%), a climb where big gaps can form and the battle for yellow could be decided
I think he had a mechanical
A flat or whatever
>>150061823Captain America spotted.
>>150061846He also spotted something
>>150061875Another cyclists who likes older women...
I'm noticing a trend.
>>150061796>>150061807>>150061815>>150061823>>150061841>>150061875>150061875we need someone to get shots like this for femme. any francebert?
Europcar...now that was a team
>>150061875why is she strangling herself
>>150062300It is a mystery
>not live for another two hours
man fuck that
>>150062453will we see the jaizkibel?
>>150061875are you going to spectate the finale bert
>>150062572I'm not sure
I'm going to be at the return in about an hour
I can't drive to รoรฑosti without catching a fine because of their low emission zone bullshit and the trains are under repair
>>150062465it's a rally course though
>>150063051My body is ready
>>150063051why would i watch this instead of san sebastian
>>150063069Goon to the cutes
>>150063079>cutesno such thing
>>150063096DSM Lorena = best Lorena
>>150063169Exposed tree grabbers lorena
Yoga
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>>150063301>A hundred pounds of stinky feet ass and thighs
another big climbing day done. getting bike fit again now. just need a few longer rides
Squiban really has no decency
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>>150063434DPD cunts fucked up the delivery. Have to wait til next week.
Wtf, what is Roglic doing in San Sebastian ?!
Lol squiban on the same stuff the gave dopacar
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>Areola-Bengola
why is demi riding without a bib number
well well well look what just turned up
it begins
>>150063669OH captain my captain, score me some fuckin points quinny
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moo
>>150063669professional photographer over here with the fancy shots
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What went wrong?
>>150063669damn, Simmons in this race? fucking veloman, I should've checked it today
>>15006371616 coins is a bit pricey for him
>tfw zipper stuck>>150063699Glad you guys are enjoying them
>>150063716retransmission begins about now
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Le Court at the car
>>150063716he was on the startlist from the very beginning
>>15006372414
>>150063595Thank you for wearing socks
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Tevenet spotted
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>>150063795Prudhomme spotted
Extremely hung over. Looking forward to san sabastian. Unfortunately it's Been on commentary though :(.
>>150063808With the side piece
>lets pause talking about the race for a second and talk about the crimes of the Gestapo and what they did to french people
...
>>150063863Are these the Lipo fangirls?
>>150063815that explains your mental illness
>>150063815If you don't mind not understanding shit try this
https://www.eitb.eus/eu/kirolak/zuzenean/
>tfw youll never get your bidon handed from a girl with a big fat brapper
>>150063863Your crimes will NEVER, EVER, EVER be forgiven (unjustly and unfairly)
>>150063815i sincerely hate her commentary
shut the fuck about "women cycling" no one fucking care you schizo coomers
there is San Sebastien ongoing with Roglic attaque
>>150063863Your Gestapo still does that shit today, Germans love to masturbate about their crimes because it allows them to believe they were punished for it
>>150064028gay shit i'm watching women
>>150064028nice meme race youre watching faggot
how do you even miss a corner like this kek
>>150064028>RoglicRather watch my girls tyvm
>>150064044why didn't she turn?
>>150064038>>150064040>>150064045>>150064049you are all whats wrong with /cyc/
consider taking your meds and taking them now
>>150064051Classic woman moment confused her left and right
>>150064058are you still salty fish lost by 4 minutes? come on its been a week, get over it.
is that fucking CIAn closing down Roglic and Del Toro?
>>150064070the whole peloton by the look of it
>>150064070Wouldn't know, not watching
>>150064068lol weak bait
keep cooming to your disgusting 1/10 hags that look like junkies
>>150064070That's Christen
>>150064090toro is there too
Roglic dropped by Del Toro
Del Toro is such a doper lol
Some cute basque babes on the roadside
raid del torro already FFS
>"I want to be the next Biniyam"
fuck off babatunde
Good teamwork by Christen this time
How does peeing in female cycling work?
>>150064183Christen is always a good team player.
When DEL TORO gets inevitably caught, the entire american continent will get rightfully banned from the sport
Group too big, contains UAE rider, Roglic sitting on. Ez Del Burrito win
>>150064187Same as with the men, they stop and take a pee after the break goes
just arrived, what's up with achooso?
>>150064217Ciccone will outsprint him.
How did burrito lose the giro
>>150064215>When DEL TORO gets inevitably caught
>>150064247He refused to work with the sudaca super retarded
>>150064215>UAEMERDA>getting "caught"lol good one bertacek
ASO and UCI are the guardian angels of that team
>>150064028>watching washed Rogla
>>150064219>>150064238Drank so much coffee while the last few years that I have now coffee stains on my teeth.
>>150064247rode like a retard and he isn't yet that good on big mountains
yeis ride on finestre is also the best performance of the year by a rider that isn't pogi or jonas
>tiberi washed
>pellizzari washed
there's no hope
>>150064291literally a grande in the tete
Wiebes barefoot and pregnant
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>>150064283Brush your teeth
>>150064283least disgusting teuton
>>150064306I need youth, Trentin had the best legs out of every Italian at le Tour
What's this a meme of germs
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>>150064343>Trentinbased boomer
Del Toro is going to be bigger than Pogi
>>150052816 (OP)another ayuso nothingburger
social media is gonna squeak so hard about Del Coke not going to the Vuelta
>>150064418send him to volta
>>150064392commercially, probably
>>150064328>>150064337I do, cannot get rid of it.
Here's how Muzic can win the Tour
>>150064502well brush harder
>>150064392he's gonna get busted because UCI hate latinos
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speaking of volta, the weather is looking disappointing for the prologue
it should pick up on the 3rd or 4th day though
Why are there no mountaintop finishes
>all those Palastine flags
Spanish people never change
>>150064392You're right, he's a bit taller than pogi
>>150064502Sounds weird. What do the spots look like?
>>150064392>Latino superstarNo, WADA will stop him before they get that far
>>150064634>hirschi is only 26
>>150064582Hardcore socialists but they hate angloids krauts and slavs, and always complaining about their shitty pay. You voted for it, your parents voted for it, and your grandparents voted for it retards.
vai cicco
destroy the sudacas cheater
The chasing group has gained 20 seconds on the front, can they close the gap?
>>150064679>Hardcore socialists but they hate angloids krauts and slavs, and always complaining about their shitty pay.Based.
>>150064519only sudacas get uci treatment
>>150064689Nevermind the graphic on tnt was wrong
>>150064679Meds in general are rather challenged in the brain department
>>150064703mexicans are honorary sudacas
>>150064723everything below me is sudakan. no honorary about it
Shut the fuck up J. Been, you fat sow.
for me mexicans are part of "middle america"
>>150064767I muted the stream. She is awful, so low energy and boring. It bums me out so I'm watching videos whilst watching the race. Hate her so much.
>>150064774who else is there?
>>150064774mesocas are honorary sudacas, please pay attention
>>150064774The term you're thinking of is Central America. Middle American refers to the midwest corridor
>>150064774no such thing. north [USA and canucks] and south [everyone else]
lmao UAE riding against each other atleast they give us a race I guess
CHRISTEN closing rapidly. The indecency
The Mexican should fear the Swiss
>>150064814when i was a kid i learned in school that this was called "mellem amerika" or middle america
GRANDE CICCONE THE THIRD DOG
Christen is such a retard
That was fucking based, incredible from Ciccone
>>150064881yeah, that's central America alright
>>150064832
FORZA
Roglic is so washed lmao
>>150064881Massif Centrale Amerique
uae young guns have a lot to learn. which is only normal.
G R A N D E
im thinking Cicco is ready for Vuelta KOM hunting
Somebody fire the UAE DS already jesus christ have they zero say or what? toptier retard racing Iโm entertained however
UAE without Pogi are my favorite team because they are all incredible but not untouchable and their egos are as much a character as their legs
>>150064936just UAE things
the team falls to the ground in a sack of shit when Pogi is not there
CHRISTEN looking rapid on the flats, though
that was the HONORE corner
>>150064895Del doggo wasnโt much smarter trying to gap his teammate launching ciccone, thereโs no excuse for how UAE riders are riding here
>>150064936Movistar but funded by arabs. Meds are complete retards.
toro will never be pogi hes a fraud
128 WT races since last Italian victory
>>150065036?
Milan won in the TDF
Hoping for some BRVTAL gc attacks on this climb
tiz is the biggest piece of shit for streaming
>>150065026This, dude seems like a retard who can't race for himself. Timid and also cocky. Decent legs but couldn't drop boomer Carapaz.
Incredibly fascinating finale here in Basque Country, best race since Amstel
GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE GRANDE
>>150065104Yeah this is actually great this, hoping for Ciccone to hang on.
last Italian winner was Bertagnoli
They better interview Christen and del kwabbo and ask what their plan was today
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Ciccone wins
O WT races since the last italian victory
FORZA GIULIO
FORZA ITALIA
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
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>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
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>Grande
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>Grande
/Grande/
Cicco is one of the most sovlful rider in the wt pedalton
uae without pogi wouldn't win shit
>>150065059WT win means gc and one-day races
>>150065172WT means World Tour
a TDF stage win is a World Tour win
>>150065173Unironic moral victory for all the shit he had this year good for him
>21-year-olds are not allowed to make mistakes
fuck that. they tried, they lost - it's all in the game. do you want to see robots?
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>>150065203UAE ride races like theyโre an F1 team, in cycling you usually draw cards
>>150065203no
i just want to see UAE riders lose (and crash)
UAE disaster once again, love to see it
>>150065225>in cycling you usually draw cardsokay trine.
Hottest Twink in the peloton Johannes KULSET 19th today
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>be Kraak
>cracks
https://www.sporcle.com/games/Bert_van_Koers/donostia-san-sebastin-top-tens-in-the-21st-century
When is Demi going to attack?
>>150065373dope more bitch
>>150065351It's sticky ricky
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what a nice pooper
>>150065421???? Disgusting terribly taste. Lobotomize yourself
>yellow pulling
Just like the hommes
fuck of femmes coomers total femmes death
>>150065474I agree, coom to the hommes instead
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what a fucking fraud lmao
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total hag death
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INHUMANAS
Pissma won literally nothing thiw year classics-wise
They're dropping like flies one quarter in without any attacks lol
>>150065474>upset everyone has already forgotten about that stupid post-Tour criterium he just watched
Today, the queens of the peloton face the Queen Stage of TDFF2025.
COME ON GIVE US SOME CLOSE BRAPPERS FROM DEMI OR KASIA YOU FUCKS
Last place on each stage should be obligated to sleep with me and have my babies
>>150065614SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>muzic stops
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
DONOSTIA KLASIKOA
final
>>150065673>SHUT THE FUCK UP
Will they slurp and try again tomorrow ?
rest in piss malliot jaune
>>150065847Didnโt get a good look and thought is was some guy dressed as a priest blessing the riders kek
>>150065612Some poor guys have to drive that road every day to get to work...
Imagine a French TdF victory
>>150065963Who works on a mountain?
>>150065962polish commentators were wondering if he was dressed as a god or santa claus
fucking ignorami
>>150066000ugly girl desu
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PFP stronk
>>150066020I retract my statement
>>150065962>a priest blessing the riders>a druid giving out magic juiceclose enough
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Visma being competent for once
Kasia ded. Such a fluke last year.
Love how the commentator rarely says Niewadoma-Phinney and when he does you can hear some mild disgust when he says Phinney
>>150066074Nibali tier luck. capitalized on worxers infighting
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whys muzic not dropping back to help demi
>>150066012Some live on the mountain, and have to work in the valley.
when was the last time demi got dropped like this?
Do they have mountains in Straya?
>>150066129shes doing that right now
>>150066062replace the dudes team tacticians immediately
this how the tour gets decided? so anticlimactic
>>150066062They probably didnโt hire a youtube shitter
Hello are we finally winning the Tour de France?
>>150066139I only know the legendary Willunga hill
>>150066182On a proper hardwoman mountain stage? Isn't that what we want?
New French bank holiday confirmed
>>150066190I want a fight between demi and kasia not this shit
>>150066184no
because the "Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift" is not a grand tour but a simple week long stage race as according to UCI rules and regelation
>>150066182It just wasn't no real attack just people getting dropped but it was quite epic
>>150066201Demi is washed and Kwabsia was never good
>>150066201Sadly she absolutely ruined the tour otherwise it would have been a dogfight.
>>150066201Nobody cares about Kasia
>>150066217She was always good at making my pp stiff
PFP should ride the Tour de France Hommes. Our best chance
>>150066231I rooted for her every year.
I canโt wait to see Kasia cope on instagram
daily reminder that everyone shilled the shit out of gigante
Why aren't there spectators?
>>150066259it's an one week race, who cares, male dauphine had more interest
>>150066259cool down with the sexism
>>150066254She pulls a minute on kwabiasa and Demi though
Animรฉ will make a comeback at 45 and win everything
Why didnโt Jonas ride like this?
Mom and dad giving the bidons
Next stage is still quite tricky if we get early attacks everything is still open (cope)
This is pretty boring to be honest
>>150066284he wasn't fighting with washed foids
>>150066055imagine the chiseled faced manlet sons this woman can give you
>>150066259It was in the middle of nowhere anon.
>>150066298Yes it's fucking shite, tour went from very open to over in 2 minutes
>>150066268That post aged like milk
>>150066293Tour is decided now
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>>150066254i mean she is probably gonna get 2nd place and easily gapped the last two winners today id say the hype is justified, just PFP has been better
This a proper old school mountain stage. None of this attaque-spam malarkey, just proper pedal pushing
>>150066259>Why aren't there spectators?
Why do juniors not receive the kind of exposure and funds that women do? After all, they ride just as fast?
Is this ageism?
>>150066305Her + Marc Hirschi = manlet gigachads
ze ademt niet ruben, goh zouden we dat allemaal niet willen tijdens inspanning
>>150066315the male tour had people all around the 18km and it wasn't even the end of the stage
Hope Demi attacks tomorrow. I donโt want Kasia on the podium.
The hag's gone. It's over. Lmao
>roubaix - tdf double
pogi could never...
>>150066334Commentator said the road is pretty inaccessible at the start of the climb, so he wasn't looking for excuses
Why can't we have a male good cyclist
Was it the correct move to pull or should she have taken a quick breather once she caught the leading duo?
>>150066339Demi will probably pass Kwabsia today on GC standings, don't think she will need to
Unbearable commentator on France TV.
>>150066327I would like to see more junior and u23 racing because they are extremely aggressive and retarded but that makes good racing. They will be the future of the sport so it's nice to watch and track these riders more easily. Happily watch the youth racing over any woman race, everyone would be the same opinion.
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>>150066317YOU WILL EAT THOSE WORDS
look at the stage profile
>>150066366He's probably ecstatic. Pls understand, smol indie nation
>>150066360It was her mother and her father
>>150066377this aged like shit
>>150066364Looking good now. Only one second behind Kwabsia
>>150066366I feel like I'm the only one who enjoys Jalabert realism / cynicism. The other one is unbearable yes.
>>150066366Ouais.
Jalabert is ok
We watched a whole tour in july full of this shite; solo TT's up mountains. YAWN.
If Pauline wins the Tour she becomes the woman goat
I don't care how many kermesse races vos has won
>>150066387Wholesome, imagine having the best day of your fucking life and your mom and dad are both still alive and right by your side.
>>150066395yeah female VISMA is so much SOUL AND KINO
Why the fuck are they showing a closeup of her hair?
>>150066407Yes, jaja is fine
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>>150066414>the best day of your fucking lifeThat was last year
>inb4 she cracks on the last 3 km
>>150066431Camera man fetish
>>150066412Bad look for the rest of the peloton if she comes back after years of CX & MTB and wins the Tour on the first try
How do you think Vollering feels right now?
You think you are the best female stage rider and everything is set for your win but then suddenly some MTB Stacy just comes in and stomps you into the ground.
>>150066408We didn't watch the same tour ...
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>>150066435Holy shit that white ensemble is fucking Cinema
>>150066451well, unlike Demi, PFP actually also won won road WC in her carrier
>>150066451I think last yearโs loss damaged her forever
Materializing a GC ending chute next stage
What does the constant rubbing and pressure do to the female crotch? Do they experience less pleasure during sex?
>>150066507Asked by the constant rubbing coomer
>>150066507do you sit on your cock?
>>150066507Tissue damage to the vaginal lips is common.
>>150066507>Do they experience less pleasure during sex?It's purely a psychological thing for women don't you know ?
>>150066542This killed Demi for good
>>150066532I ride out of the saddle always and my hematocrit is 64%
>>150066520I don't do a lot of that, and if I have a lot of sex that still doesn't compare to what I imagine pro level cycling does
>>150066532No, but there are some effects for men too. If you're implying vaginas are placed where your penis is, you're wrong.
>>150066534Sad
>>150066546Cope & seethe
ah yes, it's completely empty
>>150066565Based Lance imitator
Fight for third could be fun tomorrow
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PFP wins
kek she looks like she just rode to the nearest boulangerie
Manifesting some very silly and aggressive racing tomorrow
The curse has ended whether you like it or not
>>150066589What a ride, she just set her wattage and blew up everyone, based as fuck if you don't even have to attack
Vollergaard on the last meters!
>>150066589Chocolatine doping
>>150066529So much space for low-cost housing for Deliveroo riders
kek what's up with this lad
Wow turns out Visma Lab are actually tactically perfect, they just needed a leader with balls instead of vingegaard
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a moral win for Demi
>>150066566https://www.bicycling.com/health-nutrition/a60412469/cycling-saddle-pain-women-surgery/
>>150066612It looks quite cancerous if they attack early like they have to now
>>150066620protecting her aura
>>150066612>not even 10 minutes ahead of 2ndeverything is still open
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>>150066638Can't even follow Kerbaol, it's absolutely over
The question is: will french journalists say that this is the first time we win the Tour since Hinault 40 years ago?
Tomorrow is no joke can easily swing a min either way
>>150066620How can I get this job?
>>150066644say her last name three times fast
>>150066620I thought he was some drunken spectator, the guy is in short+ tshirt and it's freezing up there.
>>150066661Apart from an incident the podium won't change,
>>150066658Yes
It's now misogyny to talk about a Tour drought
>>150066658The way French cycling has been lately, it's a miracle that they haven't tried to claim Van der Poel as one of their own
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>>150066636>no medical photographs of the alleged injuriesFake news.
>>150066643more like farming her aura
>>150066658Hinault will no longer be the last tour winner but he'll still be the last tour de france hommes sans zwift winner
She's very pretty. I'm also not convinced if winners just say they're suffering to seem more human or if they're just trained to not show it. I'm still convinced Poggers managed to hide his pain well enough so Fishboy didn't attack when he should have because he was at his limit himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWfdcA8ENF0
He is such a cliche
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Haha Iโve ridden with PFPโs brother in law at gravel races.
>>150066636>mfw pro cyclists all have surgerymaxed inniesNot sure how to feel about this
>>150066714I am sure that there are case papers out there with images. But its never a good time looking through these kinds of papers.
Are the commentators contractually obligated to say the full title Tour de France Femmes avec Zwiftโข every single time they want to refer to the race? Because it's starting to sound ridiculous.
>>150066749Note that this was much closer to the real Tour than whatever this zwift thing is
>>150066747Tay Phinn is really chill in person but his online persona is kinda weird, heโs trying to be some celebrity DJ with fashion cred.
>>150066770Never heard them add the "avec Zwift" during the German broadcast
>>150066735I mean she must have been at her limit, so of course she would have been suffering
Unless she's an alien or was riding an e-bike
>>150066770No, they just dont want anyone to believe the the actual Tour de France.
This Gigante interview is brutal
>>150066782Eh, is peak sustained wattage really that painful for the pros? She could (and clearly did) pace herself to hit exactly that. Any pro riding for the victory is suffering, but it's a matter of degree.
>>150066747>Kasia fell for le chill American performative cyclist when she could prepare potato salad and open cold beers for a polish man
>>150066770No they just say "le tour", they add "le tour fรฉminin" if it's a long development but they never mention Swift.
>>150066779I know the late 80s were the peak of doping for a lot of sports but it's not even close
>>150066855What bert means it was almost a tree week race too
Not this 8 stages joke
>>150066855My bad it's a presentation for the male one... but this one has more stages with Pyrรฉnรฉes & Alps and apparently it was longer before
Pauline will join an exclusive club of riders who has won a MTB world championship and the Tour with Cadel Evans and Michael Rasmussen
Visma bros, we actually did it in week 4
>>150066868Yeah that is what I meant to mean but I butchered the end of my sentence
>>150066879I noticed it too, that's a shitton of hair. Shame notits is peak performance build
What happened to Kimberley Le Court? When I stepped away she just managed to catch up to the peloton after her crash.
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>>150066868sure, it was 18 stages in 1984, but total length was still less than in 2025 (1168,6 km). c'mon now
>>150066507A lot of pleasure I've heard especially on cobbles
>>150066913well that is beyond lame
>>150066913>32.7 kmWhat a CUTE stage !
>>1500669702bh these distances look like my regular riding on a good weather month
>>150066898Pulled the group for several KMs on the last climb and when she gave up Gigante and PFP went on attack
imagine Pog making out with Prudhomme, kek. how is this not nepotism
>>150067001They're women bro
daily reminder that second place in this "tdf" femmes is a foid who descents worse than an amateur
>>150067016sure. but she's still nominally a director of the race.
>unretires after 6 years
>wins the "Tour"
women are a meme
>>150067001Tour (hommes) would be unwatchable with a French GC contender (male)
>>150067001H-hot
Looks like they're just friends though
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>>150067001How could it be nepotism? What possible advantage could she have been given even if she's best friends with the race director?
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>>150067056Knowing when she'll get tested
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>>150066990Oh come on I ride more than that just out of boredom. I'm going at tourist pace but still, it's a short distance.
>>150067063>Le Court went from first place to not even being in top 10That's fucking grim. Did she even finish the stage?
>>150067075Is the race director in charge of PED testing? I assumed a separate organization would be in charge of that.
>>150067093yeah, after 9 minutes
>>150067091no, I mean their whole schedule
>>150067075i think it's wada that does the testing, i doubt that the race director has anything to do with testing, she would need other people there
>>150067104i think that's "random", they don't do dope checks every day
>>150067093her riding was very questionable this stage unless she just worked for Gigante the whole time. too much time at the front of a group
>>150067001bro what the fuck
>Richard Plugge (TVL manager) wants to make the climbs safer: โWe could charge โฌ4 or โฌ5 to access the pass (...) The simple fact of asking for a small contribution would discourage most people from comingโ.
Plugge's goal for cycling is to discourage people from watching the sport
>>150066970More than half of it was up La Plagne which is where stage 19 of the hommes this year ended. The climb where everybody realized Pogi was tired of that shit.
>>150067285as if making climbs paywalled safer... lol RVV kwaremont has gone from bad to shitshow eversince it's paying drunks only
>>150067285I hate this prick like you wouldn't believe
>>150067117pretty sure stage winner and yellow jersey always get tested
>>150067285Prudhomme is the only thing between us and VIP tents lining Alpe d'Huez
>>150067285>Lease a Mountain
Woah Dygert just finished 11 seconds inside the time limit.
>>150067285It's funny how you can be involved in this sport like he is and completely miss the point of the tour de france
>>150067285Because it was dangerous ?
>>150067285this nigga is completely out of touch lmao
>>150067285This is an idea I've heard a million times before from people that want to "fix" cycling
>>150067408Gilbert suggested all racing be done on short, closed circuits, so Plugge isn't THAT level of retarded at least.
>>150067422ah yes, who doesn't want to see cycling around monza, what's next? multiclass racing with pros and amateurs? that would be kinda kino tho
https://youtu.be/2IFfSNlFFDI?si=Yx4UQAgp2HSvBveA
>Aerodynamic drag in small cyclist formations:
how to best shield the protected rider?
http://www.urbanphysics.net/2025_Formation_Paper_Preprint_v1.pdf
>>150067285He is right and you all know it.
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025 GC
after
DONOSTIA KLASIKOA
>>150067285>you will put 5 Euro into the Cringegaard tip jar
>>150067554i guess there will still be people for the men competition, but it would be completely over for the femmes one, no one will pay to stay around for it, lmao
>>150067554>tf>tpDanes truly are the jews of northern europe.
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Susanne Andersen OTL
>>150067438Mixed teams relay, starts with the men and switches mid stage to finish with the femmes.
>>150067606By almost 20 minutes
>>150067580>CringegaardStealing that one
>>150067580Are you ready for ze new plugge order
>>150067285>why yes we just want rich faggots who are just there for social media clout and couldnโt care less about the sport
>>150067356that leg injury of hers still acting up all these years later
>still no post from Kasia
Seething
Siexas isn't needed anymore
>>150067285he should resign on the spot. that's an outrageous statement.
>>150067706Wtf is this shit? Looks incredibly awkward for the riders, too.
Cycling needs Ultras groups that assault flare users, drunks, and basques on the mountains. Instead of entry fees. Alternatively organizers should press police to actually do their job.
>>150067738just Basque thing
>>150067790>we have river dance at home
>>150067706>you WILL watch the full balletlmao
>>150066542chuting femmes give me the ick
>look we have a different ethnic culture
no one cares
>>150067706I bet there are riders who deliberately throw this race to not have to watch this shit
Is Nicole "Leave no Survivors" Frain still racing?
>>150067694I'm surprised she even finished. Jesus truly is Lord
>>150067706Just like my anime
>>150067694kwabsia did this when she touched her tight the other day
>>150067740this but unironically, when they had flares, it was extremely kino
>>150067740I think this was the case in the early days of cycling, hooligans would obstruct riders of whom they weren't fans, in ways which would today be considered to be against the rules.
>>150067694This is what I looked like after my bonk today
>>150067884Nicole "Here Comes the Train" Frain is racing gravel, so no, she's not racing
>>150067921>>150067923I think you misunderstand. I want groups that assaults the fans that get in the way of the race.
>>150067884>>150067941(She does do a bit of road racing still but it's nothing like a full programme.)
>>150067941Is gravel racing really such a meme?
>>150067941Good. She should have been imprisoned though.
>>150067790Reminds me of the boy dancing weirdly in front of an unfazed girl
>>150067959A bit. Worst Puck rides gravel, road riders win races when they feel a bit bored, Valverde switched to gravel when he retired (and still wins races at 45), etc.
>>150068109so when does pogi retire from road racing and dominate gravel
i know something that Puck is built to ride
Hint: it's black
>>150068219is she built for Van Rysel?
Why did ze germans love ullrich so much
>>150068219Imagine her and Urska getting bukakke'd by a roster of congolese bulls haha that would be so jokes and unlike them haha
>>150068219Her non-cycling tanlines always make me laugh. It's like she's not even trying to look like what she professes to be
>>150068219Tanlines work me into a shoot
>>150068331Oh there's no way
>>150068274man, i love schizobert posts so much
>>150068249We want to see our stars succeed and then we want to see them crash and burn. Ulle delivered both, that's why we love him.
>"what's brought you to the congolese casting couch today, Urska?"
urska grew on me desu, i thought she's extremely ugly at first, but now i kinda get it
>>150068500Slovenians do have a bit of Uralic or smth going on.
>>150068500She's very slav with her pointy angular features. For the north west europeans, I think we collectively find it repulsive. To me they look like villains and I'd be less likely to trust them off the bat. Maybe they think the same toward us too.
I'm sure she's a nice person as are most slovenian's but everyone has a tribal monkey brain with initial impressions.
>>150068249The way he rode in 1996 and 1997 was great, but I also think his specific style of time trial and seated climbing resonate with the ideal of quiet, self-assured and measure power that German art and literature has idolized for hundreds of years.
>>150068437flat ugly bitch
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>>150068572you're right, she's not flat
>>150068563To this day I still mumble something like "go ulle" whenever I see someone grinding a heavy gear going up hills.
>>150068866Imagine getting pegged by her
>>150067694Kinda feel bad for her but how can she be of any use to any team like that?
>>150068866i like my women as i like my stages
with big climbs
i'd squirt my power gel all over trine's munt ventoux's if you catch my drift
Jonas will win Vuelta right?
>>150069478He should. HOWEVERโ
send Pog to the Vuelta as a stage hunter you cowards.
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>>150069602new thread
>>150069602new thread
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>>150067895Feet look good
>>150068444>>150068563Makes a lot of sense. Rewatched the Tour time trials of that era, he has an impeccable aura, even in defeat you can sense the greatness.
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