2. Bundesliga and 3. Liga starting into the 2025/26 season
>Friday
>19:00
Essen - 1860 München 1:1 FT
>20:30
Schalke - Hertha 2:0 HT
>Saturday
>13:00
Elversberg - Nürnberg
Paderborn - Kiel
Karlsruhe - Münster
Darmstadt - Bochum
>14:00
Ingolstadt - Regensburg
Osnabrück - Aachen
Cottbus - Saarbrücken
Hoffenheim II - Havelse
Mannheim - Verl
>16:30
Duisburg - Stuttgart II
>20:30
Bielefeld - Düsseldorf
>Sunday
>13:30
Hannover - Kaiserslautern
Magdeburg - Braunschweig
Fürth - Dresden
Aue - Rostock
>16:30
Viktoria Köln - Schweinfurt
>19:30
Wiesbaden - Ulm
>>150053130My local Netto is built exactly like what this lad looks like
ynr Amin Younes seething at Preußen's long throw-ins last season
get your
>schalke's
ready
Why are Turks so violent?
>>150053463most muslims are like that unless they try to sell you a döner or vegetables
>>150053114 (OP)This nigga ain't even got an actual letter to start his last name
>>150053524Schiri so ein hs
wegen den ist 2:1
just seen don_chuds team.. he can't get away with this
I am back from the Oberliga match. The Schiri was not only an incompetent retard, but also fat.
>alle "Experten" tippen Hertha als klaren Aufsteiger
>verlieren direkt das erste Spiel
>>150053742>season is over after the first game
big shitty cücks got dominated hard first half but then schalke stopped playing.
einwechslungen completely disrupted the spielfluss.
and then absolute 2024 footy for the last 10 mins
euer micha
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Schalke ist die macht
Der Rest von euch Schwuchteln kann blasen
Gott strafe d*utschland. Gott schütze Gelsenkirchen!
>>150053901heeeilig basiert
Anon ist zwei Jahre hier. Poste seine Posts. Immer keine (You)s. WAS ERLAUBE ANON?
>Heung-min Son has told #Tottenham that he wants to leave the club this summer.
>>150059501das wär doch einer für die Bienen
>>150059547Sancho will come hopefully
>>150059501he's washed
>>150059559he's washed
>Ein heißer Kandidat für Stuttgart ist offenbar Willot Swedberg. Der schwedische Offensivspieler ist aktuell für Celta Vigo aktiv. Der Rechtsfuß kann auf der Linksaußen-Position spielen, aber ebenso im Zentrum eingesetzt werden. Er ist der neueste Name auf der Shortlist, meldet Sky. Vor drei Jahren wechselte er von Hammarby zu Celta Vigo, in La Liga stand er 51 mal auf dem Feld und schaffte es, 14 Scorerpunkte zu sammeln
>>150060287Already looking for a Woltemade replacement.
>>150060363well yeah, they failed to sign the Greek guy last minute a few days ago. they’ve been looking for another attacking midfielder throughout the transfer phase
Top 3 predictions for this 2. Bundes season?
>"Aus voller Überzeugung": HSV und Polzin verlängern vorzeitig
DFBesque
>Am Montag hat der FC Bayern die Vorbereitung für die neue Saison aufgenommen, am Freitag verletzte sich Aleksandar Pavlovic. Der 21 Jahre alte Mittelfeldspieler hat sich eine Fraktur der Augenhöhle zugezogen und wurde bereits erfolgreich operiert, wie der Rekordmeister mitteilte. In der Regel dauert es drei bis fünf Wochen, bis Profifußballer nach dieser Verletzung wieder einsatzfähig sind
Fraud
>>150059501come to Hünchen
>>150061188>Pavlovicis this faggot ever not injured?
>>150061188Why are all the German zoomers such Glasknochen?
>>150061188>>150061227Pavlovic is such a weakling. I worked in a summer camp once and there was this one kid that constantly had accidents, got lost and was sick all the time. Exactly the same vibe I’m getting with Pavlo
>>150061306He has this Pfeffer-Drüsenfieber shit. It's like AIDS. They have to pump him up with medication or he's end up like a Bahnhofsstricher.
> No 15:30 2nd Bundes match
> Bayern friendly against Lyon at 15:30
Mafia!
>HSV verlängert mit Trainer Polzin
What are they doing the season didn't even start
we finna watch Hoffe II vs Havelse or what #kino
>>150061188hst er aufs maul bekommen?
>>150061472lmao
sacked im herbst und dann schön aussitzen
>richter @darmchud
wagnerstare
> Negerkusen down to 2nd Bundes
> Schalke up to 1st Bundes
You heard it here first.
>>150062499darmchuds finna carry my season!
TEDI Haaland playing for Narrenburg
>>150062568that hairstyle doesn't do him any favors
any football on free tv today?
>>150062665All streams are free. You just need an adbocker.
holzbein should just play without a keeper atp
they're cursed
>>150062665Ingolstadt - Regensburg on BR
Bielefeld - Düsseldorf on RTL
>>150062879why did we put him above Riedel?
>preußen münster
>Münster wasn't part of Prussia
...
>>150062897thanks friend we'll watch Düsseldorf
why does vogt wear the 7 xD
>h-ACKing getting pwned by FloKlo
>>150062938>In 1802 Münster was conquered by Prussia during the Napoleonic Wars. It was also part of the Grand Duchy of Berg between 1806 and 1811 and the Lippe department of the First French Empire between 1811 and 1813, before returning to Prussian rule. It became the capital of the Prussian province of Westphalia.WRONG
DER BUS
DER BUS
DER KOTBUS HAT KEINE BREMSEN
>BCC
>KSV
muh favorites lmao
kwabsip
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*zschhhhhhhhhhhhh
hmmmm
leqqer schmeqqer
>>150063322>hsv out of nowhere
>>150063322Why are you drinking nigger semen?
>>150063340extended their Coach
>>150063340eternally der fehdfeind
>>150063353were waiting for you next year (in 1st bundes)
>>150063366oh i must bring news of disappointment
we are never gonna face each other in a league game again
you will be relegated each year till kreisklasse and we will win the übergottkaiserpokal and ascend to divinity
this fake news image is all you can muster
dont cry because its over
cry because it never even started
>>150063393take your meds darmchuddy
>>150063422no, you take the L
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>>150063393>>150063428>this fake news imagewhy are you darmhomos like this??
>>150063466that never happened, stop spamming you fanfic goon folder you freak
>>150063498>t. male pantsu stealer aus darmstadt-wixxhausen
>>150063526yeah thats what you are
what do you say now, nigger?
>>150063276the Kotbus is coming.
Spraing Kot everywhere
>>150063539the darmchud has not alle tassen im schrank now hes accusing me of trying to steal pants when the images PROVE that's a darmfag SPECIAL!
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Welcome back Holland, please hold back your urges!
2nd Bundes is blue. 10 clubs blue, 3 clubs red, 3 clubs green, one club yellow and one club gold/beige.
>>150063639you wouldn't be mad at getting sexually harassed?
>>150063551uhh racist much?
>sack Cuck steffen
>become better
lol
>>150063800where to watch
>>150063800looks more like Kompany got an Ansage that if he doesn’t give more talents some playing time his job will be in danger
>>150063868He'll be gone next summer anyway. CL quarter finals is not good enough
>>150063804first coach in second bundes to be fired y/n?
>>150063962yes yes, I’m pretty certain that he has no future at Bayern regardless of how many Talente he lets play
Hachingchads I'm thinking we're back
yes yes, Haching is back in the Regionalliga where they belong indeed
>>150063829Footybite tonga, freestreams malaysia, lefoot russia
>>150063868> everything at Bayern is a scandalThe absolute state of Bayern haters in this place.
>Israel is based af tho you muzzie cocksucker.
in the deep east again and wondering why all Ossi women are so fucking fat and ugly and all the men are either low iq mongrels or Arabs
150064076
how is it Israel’s fault that our governments are filled with pathetic virtue signalling morons?
they’re removing kebab and are making muzzies and retarded leftists seethe which makes them forever based in my books
>>150063998they just showed your rapist in the dresden finals xd
>>150064133read the fucking red text you depp
they're bombing the area and then help sending the >refugees to us and europe
bochum? mehr wie boycum ins arschloch haha hab ich recht oder was leute?!
>>150063829Twitch, no for real.
>>150064169no they’re not
b00n used to easily sell out these test games lmao
why does coman still try to shoot from far?
>>150064441Bad weather. Might go in if lucky.
>>150064996Absolute B team in heavy rain. What did you expect to happen?
>>150063829>>150064035>>150064282FC Bayern Plus TV, just pay for it, stop stealing footy.
>bet on Kotbus and Ingo to win
>mfw
Bayern subbed out everyone. Completely different squad.
>>150065334it can only get better
No VAR in friendlies. A penalty it is.
Dortmund spielt, Klappe jetzt!
>>150065598Wait, I though there were no 2nd Bundes games around that time?
>>150065598>>150065598does belligol know the 77 isn't allowed in bundes?
Olise shoots Fatbry's ass.
Imagine if Eberl didn't buy Olise
>>150065741hätte hätte fahrradkäthe
Great by Diaz and Urbig but Fatbry messed it up.
>>150066076Des hoaßt Lutscho! Ned Lucho!
What a mistake from the Coventry keeper
pöhl7
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>>150066121Spitzname deiner Mutter in der Schule?
>>150066137nö du bist ein lutscher
>>150066151nö bin ich nicht und was machst du jetzt?
No VAR, Offside goal counts.
>>150066107no reason to waste a good meme
>>150066097have you been outside lately? ukrainian (russian?) women are better looking than german women on average
That guy literally hit Kimmich in the face intentionally. Clear red if there was a VAR.
>>150066351friendly Nackenklatscher
Kimmich acted like a bitch
EZ. bundes is hours, pogal as well.
lol
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>>150066492Are we sure they are ready for /bundes/
>>150066561>HagelWetter like it's November, in Hochsommer
it's freezing cold in the upper atmosphere all year round
>Palhinha soll ein Grundgehalt von 8,5 Mio Euro bekommen. Dazu gibt es Titelprämien, mit denen das Gehalt auf geschätzte 10 Mio Euro anwachsen kann – genau dieses Gesamtpaket übernehmen nun die Spurs.
/bundes/ "00perts" told me he is earning 25+ Mio
YOU GUYS,
I have a feeling that this is doch nicht our year.
>>150066561>>150066634it’s been wonderfully sunny all day tho
no issues walking around in walking around in tshirt and shorts
>>150066508do we believe we can beat PSG this season?
bundes was so close to international silverware the last couple of years
how is Adeyemi so fast with those hair aerodynamics
>>150066861you're an Ossi
>>150067243nö, I just live in Berlin
>>150067426how often do you get abgezogen by dreckigen arabern?
>>150066857Joti will zauber another transfer aus dem Hut. Trust the plan
>>150061229Cause the kids don't eat their Fruchtzwerge mit wertvollem Calcium anymore like we did in the 90's.
This is my prediction for the coming (hehe) season.
01. Bayern Hühnchen
02. Eintracht Frankfurt
03. Leipzig
04. Werder
05. Stuttgart
06. Dirtmund
07. Gladbach
08. HSV
09. Leverkusen
10. Mainz
11. Union
12. Heidenheim
13. Augsburg
14. Köln
15. Wolfsburg
16. St. Pauli
17. Hoffenheim
18. Freiburg
>>150067466hasn’t happened yet and I doubt it ever will
>08. HSV
>Polzin ist überzeugt, dass die vierte Niederlage nacheinander keine Spuren hinterlässt. "Auch das Spiel ist wieder eine Hilfe, weil es wieder ein Top-Gegner war."
>>150053114 (OP)Point of view truly by a chad.
>>150067674only the one on the far right is cute
>>150067534that's a woman
>>150067596never had these and I'm literally unbreakable
we watchin Armina - Fortuna?
>>150068040you mean unbearable?
>>150066371> Gladbach ist der geilste Club der We...> Nobody singsWhat a shit audience.
Now I remember why I never watch 2. Liga Fußball. This shit is almost as bad as Frauenfußball.
How do these shitters even earn a living with that?
>>150068789>Now I rememberhow did you forget? are you missing whole hours and days in your memory? signs of schizophrenia mate
>>150068846I haven't watched 2. Liga Fußball for years and I just remembered the sissies here who call it best Bundes
it's a competitive game
it's not meant to be easy on the eye
Freundschaftsspiel Mönchengladbach Sevilla eskaliert
>Königsdörffer soll sich mit Nizza einig sein
discount vizekusen tier
How to get cute Schalke Stacy gf?
>>150069003Money is all it takes.
>Bielefelder defending
was macht der hauptberuflich?
>>150069003>this is cute in Gelsenkirchen wew
>>150061184you’ll see
as soon as I am back in the Olympiastadion they’ll start performing
>1-0 had an xG of .28
>1-1 had an xG of .66
meme stat
It's happening
Lothar has blood on his hands
>>150069269just wait until you find out what happens at the lottery
Man is 73, he should be golfing.
yeah the ref is powertripping
Düssels aren't taking it tho, looks like they woke up
>>150069003just get a job at the Arbeitsamt, you'll meet lots of them
holy kino goal
SPITZENREITER SPITZENREITER HEY HEY
Das ist brutal für die Rüssel
>grodowski
mental like all slavs
>+10
ah yes, must be the beginning of the season, where they actually count breaks
>>150069125>>150069193Ruhrpottmullen sind das West-Äquivalent zu Ostmullen, beweist mich falsch.
>Berlin
>Düsseldorf
>Kiel
>Bochum
Ok wer steigt auf :^)
wait for the Ossi clubs tmrrw
maybe this time they won't choke the Rückrunde
>>150070208I think Magdeburg will have a downfall und Dresden dark horse of the season
>>150070208Chemnitz and Zwicki already got BTFO today
>>150066492didn't see you posting this chud
>Rüsselcuck mad he didn't get all the refball for himself
Allofs BTFO
I am going to say this right now:
I don't want Aue to get promoted because VAR is a cancer upon football. 4th and a Cup Win is the perfect season.
Thioune is my nigga
guy has a brain and is very down to earth
150070315
nobody cares for youth footy you mental vogel
Hello /bundes/. Eintracht Frankfurt is playing a friendly against >my team the Philadelphia Union in 10 minutes or so. Pretty close to a first-choice XI for us (keeping active during a break for a dumb MLS-LigaMX tournament that >we are not playing in). Any of the guys in pic related starters? Philly Union Academy grad Paxten Aaronson will definitely see the field at some point playing here in his hometown.
>>150070840Oh and forgot to mention, there will be a stream available here:
>https://www.philadelphiaunion.com/watch-frankfurt
>>150070851>XI Notes presented by BIMBOkek
>>150070851cant watch it
>>150070840id say about 66% A team
>>150071507Union just tied it 1-1 in the 41st minute after Frankfurt scored early. Both goals on corner kicks. Play has been fairly even. Union have probably had a couple more chances but Frankfurt have looked more dangerous on theirs.
>>150071586just seen theyre showing it on tv
kino stadium
Robin Koch just injured himself reaching his leg out to block a cross. Not sure how bad, halftime came right after.
Btw, crowd looks much better than I expected.
Six changes for the Union at half. Two normal starters on the field now are CB Makhanya and DM Lukic.
Five changes for Frankfurt, including Aaronson coming on.
Bad give away by the Union with all their players upfield gives Frankfurt a 3 v2 break and Wahi scores a fairly easy one. Score is 2-1 Frankfurt in the 62nd min.
Three more subs for the Union, bringing on some young guys. Followed quickly by two big chances for Frankfurt, shots wide of the target by Aaronson and Bahoya.
Lel Chris Donovan, one of the worst players on >our roster, just scored on a breakaway 1v1 with the keeper. Got behind a very high line by the Frankfurt defense.
Full time, ends 2-2. Nice game, fun to watch. Both teams had an handful of good chances. The Frankfurt players showed their quality often. The Union kids held their own in the 2nd half, which was nice to see.
GG, please keep Paxten in Frankfurt this year and give him some good minutes.
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ah, they are showing their colours.
hideous chuds.
>>150072809he will have it tough, because they're many players competing for this position
but I'm sure he'll get chances to prove himself frankfurt will have to rotate in champions league weeks
>>150074172based but the bienchen would never
>>150075961they had this sponsor on their jersey for at least 2 years. gotta be a special kind of retarded to not connect the dots
>Düsseldorf
>Nürnberg
>Berlin
all lost. Elversberg will aufsteigen. Die Verzwergung geht weiter
GuMo new CL jersey edition
>the brown unemployed shithole of Bochum
welcome to noteven 2026
Guess who's back, back again. Nuri's back, back again.
>>150078721>Ole is the current Beshitkas coach*Wagner.jpg*
>>150078721welcome to 1860 Royal Grill München #Takbir
>>150078721wann hören wir mal wider was vom ewigen Edin?
watching the flag football on the s0nd right now and it is just 30 years old lesbians groping 16 year olds on the ass the whole time. Weird sport.
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>we won’t stop until all of Africa is ours
>>150078995they're showing turnen tho
Luis Díaz complained of knee pain after the final whistle yesterday [@SkySportDE]
He hates the Bayern, like you wouldn't believe
https://x.com/garcon29__/status/1951719400827990447
>>150070315Der KSV hat alle seine letzten 4 Testspiele (Kopenhagen, Graz, Lyon, Freiburg) sang- und klanglos verloren und dabei ein geniales Torverhältnis von 2:12 erspielt, erschütternd ist weiterhin, dass beide KSV-Tore per Elfmeter fielen, aus dem Spiel heraus hat man seit mindestens 5 Stunden nicht mehr getroffen. Aber ist doch egal, denn mit David Silke (22 Tore) und wahrscheinlich Rotzfisch-Königstiger (14 Tore) verliert man mal eben die erfolgreichsten Torschützen der letzten Saison, aber man holt mit Achmed Foulsen einen 31-Jährigen, der in den letzten drei Jahren in der Bundesliga ganze 9 Tore erzielte, der aber das Gehaltsgefüge so richtig aus den Angeln hebt. Das kann ja nur gut werden
Truthbomb right here
>ksv
POSTED IT AGAIN AWARD
>>150079104he will hate Galatasaray soon enough as well after the fans turn on him for his inconsistency, listlessness and complete unreliability
>>150079104Bei den Bayern war er immer der erste in der Kabine und hier läuft er mit der Fahne motivierter übers Spielfeld
Er hasst die Bayern wirklich
>>150079133Did you see his first game? Holy shit, this was bad. Peak Sahne
>>150072809Thank you for the commentary, burger-fren.
I also hope that Aaronson will be able to establish himself in the team. He should at the very least be the rotation player for Larsson.
>>150079133>his inconsistencycustomers can drop this cope now. he is absolutely consistent. consistently shit. post Chelsea Werner had more good games at Leipzig than Sahne at Beiern.
ossi derby or 2nd bundes?
>Hannover
>Lauternblock 2x so laut wie Heimkurve
kek
>the Aue-Rostock schiri is a nigger
Looks like "hängt sie auf die schwarze sau" fits better than ever here
>>1500798012. Liga Konferenz on on linksradikaler Abschaum TV RTL
>>150079364his Hinrunde in the first Kane season was legitimately world class
>>150080281against 3rd tier Bundes defenders. you completely ignore how low we have sunk
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>>150080137looks like the average Bavarian to me
>>150080312Einer für den Eberl
>>150080303This, his obligatorischen Toren in der ersten Runde DFB-Pokal or a Aufsteiger
>>150080303>3rd tier Bundes defenders
>>150080312>>150080336Eher einer für Negerkusen.
>jt didn't start daferner
oh nononono
>Auch Lois Openda weckt Begehrlichkeiten. Wie Sky-Reporter Florian Plettenberg berichtet, hat der AFC Sunderland den Belgier im Visier.
>>150082631shut the blundershitga down if Sunderland steal a bvll player
>>150082650Calm down nigel
>>150082829nah it embarrassing, they already got the vice captain from vizekusen
theyre a frigging aufsteiger!
>>150082650nah, if it hurts shitbull I am fine with it
Just saw Cathy Hummels on PRO7 and I lost all respect for Mats. How can you put up with a charmless, unfunny, trashy slut like that for more than 15 minutes unless you are completely broken yourself?
>>150084170Mats is dumber than most people think
>>150084669people of a certain level of attractiveness do not need to be intelligent
Von Borussia Dortmund wurde die AfD und deren Bundestagsmitglied Matthias Helferich nun dafür abgemahnt. Das offizielle BVB-Statement gegenüber den „Ruhr Nachrichten“ dazu: „Nach eingehender Prüfung hat sich Borussia Dortmund dazu entschieden, juristisch gegen diese Form der Wahlwerbung vorzugehen und Unterlassungsansprüche gegenüber dem AfD Kreisverband Dortmund geltend zu machen.“
>>150084669>>150084754It doesn't matter how attractive or dumb you are. Rich men use dumb gfs all the time but if your gf is someone like Cathy Hummels there is simply 0% chance that you aren't trash as well
Cathy's brother is a doc
her son got into elementary school a year early
her genes aren't stupid, she is acting
>>150085044they are male, she's a woman. she's not acting
Welchen Asistreamer soll ich gucken, Stefan Chang oder Mein Reisetagebuch?
>>150087530Stefan Chang ist gerade am eskalieren auf YT.
>>150087410Bernauer Helles
Berliner Schultheiss
Bamberger Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier
Störtebeker Übersee Pils and
Störtebeker Atlantik Ale
so far for me
>>150087880Damn Neger I didn't ask you to post your whole Lebensgeschichte
>>150087921>he doesn’t drink at least six distinct halbe per daygrim
dasdas
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>>150088128That will be 100 Millionen
Melody mondlicht post bundes kicker linke
>>150087470Röhl chads we rise
I haven't had a drink all year. I am really missing the beer.
>>150088932this but ten minutes
>>150088932alcohol free beer?
>>150088953that just feels like cheating, and cheating yourself is gay.
>>150088972i'd murder for an cold weizen on a hot day. cheating isn't so bad compared
luckily it's been a cold summer
>>150088999>luckily it's been a cold summersummer is starting next thursday, maybe wednesday if lucky
dead general. no reason to make a new one
we're just waiting until the actual bundes season starts
Whats there to talk about sunday night before the season started?
The biggest thing to happen is
>>150088618 and nobody cares about that
>>150090300>Whats there to talk about sunday night Cathy Hummels
>Als Ersatz will Bayer Janis Blaswich (34) von RB Leipzig verpflichten.
>>150090736Yvon Mvogo is free
>>150087470we might have 3 übereinstimmungen
>>150090797>MvogoNegerkusen sisters we need to sign this man
>>150088756Melody is LAZY
>>150087470damn i wonder who that keeper is..
jz 1 pissung & 1 schissung
>Bayer Leverkusen arbeitet an einer Verpflichtung von Torhüter Janis Blaswich (34) von Bundesliga-Konkurrent RB Leipzig
Waaaaagie
Waaaaagie
Gwt back in
Caaaaagie