Thread 150053114

2. Bundesliga and 3. Liga starting into the 2025/26 season

>Friday
>19:00
Essen - 1860 München 1:1 FT
>20:30
Schalke - Hertha 2:0 HT

>Saturday
>13:00
Elversberg - Nürnberg
Paderborn - Kiel
Karlsruhe - Münster
Darmstadt - Bochum
>14:00
Ingolstadt - Regensburg
Osnabrück - Aachen
Cottbus - Saarbrücken
Hoffenheim II - Havelse
Mannheim - Verl
>16:30
Duisburg - Stuttgart II
>20:30
Bielefeld - Düsseldorf

>Sunday
>13:30
Hannover - Kaiserslautern
Magdeburg - Braunschweig
Fürth - Dresden
Aue - Rostock
>16:30
Viktoria Köln - Schweinfurt
>19:30
Wiesbaden - Ulm

First for pic related

>>150053114 (OP)
WE ARE BACK

>>150053130
My local Netto is built exactly like what this lad looks like

hertha is shit

Schalke is good

ynr Amin Younes seething at Preußen's long throw-ins last season

scheißenfarten

SCHAAAAAAALKEE

abseits du hs schiri

get your
>schalke's
ready

Why are Turks so violent?

Catic is based

>>150053463
most muslims are like that unless they try to sell you a döner or vegetables

Was ne dumme Karte.

>>150053114 (OP)
This nigga ain't even got an actual letter to start his last name

>>150053524
Schiri so ein hs
wegen den ist 2:1

SCHAAAAAAALKEE

just seen don_chuds team.. he can't get away with this

I am back from the Oberliga match. The Schiri was not only an incompetent retard, but also fat.

>alle "Experten" tippen Hertha als klaren Aufsteiger
>verlieren direkt das erste Spiel

>>150053742
>season is over after the first game

big shitty cücks got dominated hard first half but then schalke stopped playing.
einwechslungen completely disrupted the spielfluss.
and then absolute 2024 footy for the last 10 mins
euer micha

Who can stop us?

only ourselves
as always

>>150053742
Who 00actly?

Schalke ist die macht
Der Rest von euch Schwuchteln kann blasen
Gott strafe d*utschland. Gott schütze Gelsenkirchen!

is etikett one of us?

>>150053648
u mad?

>>150053901
heeeilig basiert

beer
e
e
r

>>150054000
fraid so

Anon ist zwei Jahre hier. Poste seine Posts. Immer keine (You)s. WAS ERLAUBE ANON?

>>150059501
das wär doch einer für die Bienen

>>150059547
Sancho will come hopefully

GuMo
>>150053978
Kek

>>150059501
he's washed
>>150059559
he's washed

>>150060287
Already looking for a Woltemade replacement.

>>150060363
well yeah, they failed to sign the Greek guy last minute a few days ago. they’ve been looking for another attacking midfielder throughout the transfer phase

Top 3 predictions for this 2. Bundes season?

Hertha
Hannover
Kiel

>"Aus voller Überzeugung": HSV und Polzin verlängern vorzeitig
DFBesque

>>150060704
>Hertha

>Am Montag hat der FC Bayern die Vorbereitung für die neue Saison aufgenommen, am Freitag verletzte sich Aleksandar Pavlovic. Der 21 Jahre alte Mittelfeldspieler hat sich eine Fraktur der Augenhöhle zugezogen und wurde bereits erfolgreich operiert, wie der Rekordmeister mitteilte. In der Regel dauert es drei bis fünf Wochen, bis Profifußballer nach dieser Verletzung wieder einsatzfähig sind

Fraud

>>150059501
come to Hünchen

>>150061188
>Pavlovic
is this faggot ever not injured?

>>150061188
Why are all the German zoomers such Glasknochen?

>>150061188
>>150061227
Pavlovic is such a weakling. I worked in a summer camp once and there was this one kid that constantly had accidents, got lost and was sick all the time. Exactly the same vibe I’m getting with Pavlo

>>150061306
He has this Pfeffer-Drüsenfieber shit. It's like AIDS. They have to pump him up with medication or he's end up like a Bahnhofsstricher.

> No 15:30 2nd Bundes match
> Bayern friendly against Lyon at 15:30

Mafia!

>HSV verlängert mit Trainer Polzin

What are they doing the season didn't even start

we finna watch Hoffe II vs Havelse or what #kino

>>150061188
hst er aufs maul bekommen?

>>150061472
lmao
sacked im herbst und dann schön aussitzen

>Weiner
KWAB

Cam on West FC

>richter @darmchud
wagnerstare

LIDMOUNTAIN

based Hornby

>>150062485
indeed

> Negerkusen down to 2nd Bundes
> Schalke up to 1st Bundes
You heard it here first.

>>150062499
darmchuds finna carry my season!

TEDI Haaland playing for Narrenburg

Shoes based as always

>>150062568
that hairstyle doesn't do him any favors

any football on free tv today?

WANICHAD

>>150062665
All streams are free. You just need an adbocker.

holzbein should just play without a keeper atp
they're cursed

MOBRO

>darmn0er
keeeeeek

>>150062665
Ingolstadt - Regensburg on BR
Bielefeld - Düsseldorf on RTL

>>150062879
why did we put him above Riedel?

>preußen münster
>Münster wasn't part of Prussia
...

>>150062897
thanks friend we'll watch Düsseldorf

why does vogt wear the 7 xD

lidGOD

Lidberg hattrick

>>150062938
>In 1802 Münster was conquered by Prussia during the Napoleonic Wars. It was also part of the Grand Duchy of Berg between 1806 and 1811 and the Lippe department of the First French Empire between 1811 and 1813, before returning to Prussian rule. It became the capital of the Prussian province of Westphalia.
WRONG

darmchads we are rollin

DER BUS
DER BUS
DER KOTBUS HAT KEINE BREMSEN

why is unc tsuuu ing?

>BCC
>KSV
muh favorites lmao

*zschhhhhhhhhhhhh
hmmmm
leqqer schmeqqer

>>150063322
>hsv out of nowhere

>>150063322
Why are you drinking nigger semen?

>>150063340
extended their Coach

>>150063340
eternally der fehdfeind

>>150063353
were waiting for you next year (in 1st bundes)

>>150063366
oh i must bring news of disappointment
we are never gonna face each other in a league game again
you will be relegated each year till kreisklasse and we will win the übergottkaiserpokal and ascend to divinity
this fake news image is all you can muster
dont cry because its over
cry because it never even started

meds-moment

>>150063393
take your meds darmchuddy

>>150063422
no, you take the L

>>150063393
>>150063428
>this fake news image
why are you darmhomos like this??

>>150061306
>pavlobitch

>>150063466
that never happened, stop spamming you fanfic goon folder you freak

>>150063498
>t. male pantsu stealer aus darmstadt-wixxhausen

seek help you idiots

>>150063526
yeah thats what you are
what do you say now, nigger?

>>150063276
the Kotbus is coming.
Spraing Kot everywhere

GIGAvic

>>150063539
the darmchud has not alle tassen im schrank now hes accusing me of trying to steal pants when the images PROVE that's a darmfag SPECIAL!

AutBundes beginnt heute

Welcome back Holland, please hold back your urges!

2nd Bundes is blue. 10 clubs blue, 3 clubs red, 3 clubs green, one club yellow and one club gold/beige.

>>150063639
you wouldn't be mad at getting sexually harassed?

M. ROHR

>>150063662
true

>>150063551
uhh racist much?

>sack Cuck steffen
>become better
lol

BILBI

Here we go. B team.

>>150038085
>KLOse

>>150063800
where to watch

>>150063800
looks more like Kompany got an Ansage that if he doesn’t give more talents some playing time his job will be in danger

>>150063868
He'll be gone next summer anyway. CL quarter finals is not good enough

>>150063804
first coach in second bundes to be fired y/n?

>>150063962
yes yes, I’m pretty certain that he has no future at Bayern regardless of how many Talente he lets play

Hachingchads I'm thinking we're back

yes yes, Haching is back in the Regionalliga where they belong indeed

>>150063829
Footybite tonga, freestreams malaysia, lefoot russia

>>150063868
> everything at Bayern is a scandal
The absolute state of Bayern haters in this place.

in the deep east again and wondering why all Ossi women are so fucking fat and ugly and all the men are either low iq mongrels or Arabs

150064076
how is it Israel’s fault that our governments are filled with pathetic virtue signalling morons?
they’re removing kebab and are making muzzies and retarded leftists seethe which makes them forever based in my books

>>150063998
they just showed your rapist in the dresden finals xd

>>150064133
read the fucking red text you depp
they're bombing the area and then help sending the >refugees to us and europe

bochum? mehr wie boycum ins arschloch haha hab ich recht oder was leute?!

>>150063829
Twitch, no for real.

>>150064169
no they’re not

b00n used to easily sell out these test games lmao

why does coman still try to shoot from far?

>>150064441
Bad weather. Might go in if lucky.

kompanyball..

>>150064996
Absolute B team in heavy rain. What did you expect to happen?

>>150063829
>>150064035
>>150064282
FC Bayern Plus TV, just pay for it, stop stealing footy.

>>150065112
keine chongs

>bet on Kotbus and Ingo to win
>mfw

>>150065160
clown league

Bayern subbed out everyone. Completely different squad.

>>150065334
it can only get better

No VAR in friendlies. A penalty it is.

OLISE OLISE OLISE

MICHAEL
never a pen tho

Dortmund spielt, Klappe jetzt!

>>150065598
Wait, I though there were no 2nd Bundes games around that time?

>>150065598
>>150065598
does belligol know the 77 isn't allowed in bundes?

Olise shoots Fatbry's ass.

O
LI
SE

Imagine if Eberl didn't buy Olise

MICHAEL

>>150065741
hätte hätte fahrradkäthe

URBIG

Great by Diaz and Urbig but Fatbry messed it up.

Lucho's on fire

>>150066076
Des hoaßt Lutscho! Ned Lucho!

>>150064085
slavshit DNA

What a mistake from the Coventry keeper

>>150066082
lutscher

>>150066121
Spitzname deiner Mutter in der Schule?

>>150066137
nö du bist ein lutscher

>>150066151
nö bin ich nicht und was machst du jetzt?

No VAR, Offside goal counts.

bok bok bok

>>150066107
no reason to waste a good meme

>>150066097
have you been outside lately? ukrainian (russian?) women are better looking than german women on average

That guy literally hit Kimmich in the face intentionally. Clear red if there was a VAR.

>>150066351
friendly Nackenklatscher
Kimmich acted like a bitch

EZ. bundes is hours, pogal as well.

>Lille
>Lyon

>>150066492
Are we sure they are ready for /bundes/

the Hagel and the beer

>>150066561
>Hagel
Wetter like it's November, in Hochsommer

it's freezing cold in the upper atmosphere all year round

>Palhinha soll ein Grundgehalt von 8,5 Mio Euro bekommen. Dazu gibt es Titelprämien, mit denen das Gehalt auf geschätzte 10 Mio Euro anwachsen kann – genau dieses Gesamtpaket übernehmen nun die Spurs.
/bundes/ "00perts" told me he is earning 25+ Mio

YOU GUYS,

I have a feeling that this is doch nicht our year.

>>150066561
>>150066634
it’s been wonderfully sunny all day tho
no issues walking around in walking around in tshirt and shorts

>>150066508
do we believe we can beat PSG this season?
bundes was so close to international silverware the last couple of years

how is Adeyemi so fast with those hair aerodynamics

>>150066861
you're an Ossi

>>150067243
nö, I just live in Berlin

>>150067426
how often do you get abgezogen by dreckigen arabern?

this is our season

>>150066857
Joti will zauber another transfer aus dem Hut. Trust the plan

>>150061229
Cause the kids don't eat their Fruchtzwerge mit wertvollem Calcium anymore like we did in the 90's.

This is my prediction for the coming (hehe) season.

01. Bayern Hühnchen
02. Eintracht Frankfurt
03. Leipzig
04. Werder
05. Stuttgart
06. Dirtmund
07. Gladbach
08. HSV
09. Leverkusen
10. Mainz
11. Union
12. Heidenheim
13. Augsburg
14. Köln
15. Wolfsburg
16. St. Pauli
17. Hoffenheim
18. Freiburg

>>150067466
hasn’t happened yet and I doubt it ever will

>08. HSV

>Polzin ist überzeugt, dass die vierte Niederlage nacheinander keine Spuren hinterlässt. "Auch das Spiel ist wieder eine Hilfe, weil es wieder ein Top-Gegner war."

>>150053114 (OP)
Point of view truly by a chad.

>>150067674
only the one on the far right is cute

>>150067534
that's a woman

>>150067596
never had these and I'm literally unbreakable

we watchin Armina - Fortuna?

>>150068040
you mean unbearable?

>>150066371
> Gladbach ist der geilste Club der We...
> Nobody sings

What a shit audience.

>>150064317
Meds

Now I remember why I never watch 2. Liga Fußball. This shit is almost as bad as Frauenfußball.
How do these shitters even earn a living with that?

>>150068789
>Now I remember
how did you forget? are you missing whole hours and days in your memory? signs of schizophrenia mate

Rüsseldorf riggi

>>150068846
I haven't watched 2. Liga Fußball for years and I just remembered the sissies here who call it best Bundes

it's a competitive game
it's not meant to be easy on the eye

Freundschaftsspiel Mönchengladbach Sevilla eskaliert

>Königsdörffer soll sich mit Nizza einig sein
discount vizekusen tier

How to get cute Schalke Stacy gf?

>>150069003
Money is all it takes.

>>150069003
>cute
lol

nice

>Bielefelder defending
was macht der hauptberuflich?

>>150069003
>this is cute in Gelsenkirchen
wew

>>150061184
you’ll see
as soon as I am back in the Olympiastadion they’ll start performing

>1-0 had an xG of .28
>1-1 had an xG of .66
meme stat

It's happening
Lothar has blood on his hands

>>150069269
just wait until you find out what happens at the lottery

Man is 73, he should be golfing.

BI
BI
BI
LE
FELD

yeah the ref is powertripping
Düssels aren't taking it tho, looks like they woke up

>>150069003
just get a job at the Arbeitsamt, you'll meet lots of them

kwabbenmeier

holy kino goal
SPITZENREITER SPITZENREITER HEY HEY

Das ist brutal für die Rüssel

>>150069544
what does?

>grodowski
mental like all slavs

>+10
kek this ref

>+10
ah yes, must be the beginning of the season, where they actually count breaks

>>150069125
>>150069193
Ruhrpottmullen sind das West-Äquivalent zu Ostmullen, beweist mich falsch.

>Berlin
>Düsseldorf
>Kiel
>Bochum

Ok wer steigt auf :^)

>Darmcucks
ABGERÜSSELT

wait for the Ossi clubs tmrrw
maybe this time they won't choke the Rückrunde

>>150070208
I think Magdeburg will have a downfall und Dresden dark horse of the season

>>150070208
Chemnitz and Zwicki already got BTFO today

>>150066492
didn't see you posting this chud

>Rüsselcuck mad he didn't get all the refball for himself
Allofs BTFO

I am going to say this right now:
I don't want Aue to get promoted because VAR is a cancer upon football. 4th and a Cup Win is the perfect season.

Thioune is my nigga
guy has a brain and is very down to earth

150070315
nobody cares for youth footy you mental vogel

Hello /bundes/. Eintracht Frankfurt is playing a friendly against >my team the Philadelphia Union in 10 minutes or so. Pretty close to a first-choice XI for us (keeping active during a break for a dumb MLS-LigaMX tournament that >we are not playing in). Any of the guys in pic related starters? Philly Union Academy grad Paxten Aaronson will definitely see the field at some point playing here in his hometown.

>>150070840
Oh and forgot to mention, there will be a stream available here:
>https://www.philadelphiaunion.com/watch-frankfurt

>>150070851
>XI Notes presented by BIMBO
kek

>>150070851
cant watch it
>>150070840
id say about 66% A team

>>150071507
Union just tied it 1-1 in the 41st minute after Frankfurt scored early. Both goals on corner kicks. Play has been fairly even. Union have probably had a couple more chances but Frankfurt have looked more dangerous on theirs.

>>150071586
just seen theyre showing it on tv


kino stadium

Robin Koch just injured himself reaching his leg out to block a cross. Not sure how bad, halftime came right after.
Btw, crowd looks much better than I expected.

Six changes for the Union at half. Two normal starters on the field now are CB Makhanya and DM Lukic.

Five changes for Frankfurt, including Aaronson coming on.

Bad give away by the Union with all their players upfield gives Frankfurt a 3 v2 break and Wahi scores a fairly easy one. Score is 2-1 Frankfurt in the 62nd min.

Three more subs for the Union, bringing on some young guys. Followed quickly by two big chances for Frankfurt, shots wide of the target by Aaronson and Bahoya.

Lel Chris Donovan, one of the worst players on >our roster, just scored on a breakaway 1v1 with the keeper. Got behind a very high line by the Frankfurt defense.

Full time, ends 2-2. Nice game, fun to watch. Both teams had an handful of good chances. The Frankfurt players showed their quality often. The Union kids held their own in the 2nd half, which was nice to see.
GG, please keep Paxten in Frankfurt this year and give him some good minutes.

fucking shut the fuck up

>>150073152
kys

ah, they are showing their colours.
hideous chuds.

>>150072809
he will have it tough, because they're many players competing for this position
but I'm sure he'll get chances to prove himself frankfurt will have to rotate in champions league weeks

>>150074172
based but the bienchen would never

>>150075961
they had this sponsor on their jersey for at least 2 years. gotta be a special kind of retarded to not connect the dots

>Düsseldorf
>Nürnberg
>Berlin
all lost. Elversberg will aufsteigen. Die Verzwergung geht weiter

GuMo new CL jersey edition

>the brown unemployed shithole of Bochum
welcome to noteven 2026

the coffee

GuMo

Guess who's back, back again. Nuri's back, back again.

>>150078721
>Ole is the current Beshitkas coach
*Wagner.jpg*

>>150078721
welcome to 1860 Royal Grill München #Takbir

>>150078721
wann hören wir mal wider was vom ewigen Edin?

watching the flag football on the s0nd right now and it is just 30 years old lesbians groping 16 year olds on the ass the whole time. Weird sport.

>>150078195
Amazing

>>150078995
they're showing turnen tho

Luis Díaz complained of knee pain after the final whistle yesterday [@SkySportDE]

He hates the Bayern, like you wouldn't believe

https://x.com/garcon29__/status/1951719400827990447

>>150070315
Der KSV hat alle seine letzten 4 Testspiele (Kopenhagen, Graz, Lyon, Freiburg) sang- und klanglos verloren und dabei ein geniales Torverhältnis von 2:12 erspielt, erschütternd ist weiterhin, dass beide KSV-Tore per Elfmeter fielen, aus dem Spiel heraus hat man seit mindestens 5 Stunden nicht mehr getroffen. Aber ist doch egal, denn mit David Silke (22 Tore) und wahrscheinlich Rotzfisch-Königstiger (14 Tore) verliert man mal eben die erfolgreichsten Torschützen der letzten Saison, aber man holt mit Achmed Foulsen einen 31-Jährigen, der in den letzten drei Jahren in der Bundesliga ganze 9 Tore erzielte, der aber das Gehaltsgefüge so richtig aus den Angeln hebt. Das kann ja nur gut werden

Truthbomb right here

>ksv
POSTED IT AGAIN AWARD

>>150079104
he will hate Galatasaray soon enough as well after the fans turn on him for his inconsistency, listlessness and complete unreliability

>>150079104
Bei den Bayern war er immer der erste in der Kabine und hier läuft er mit der Fahne motivierter übers Spielfeld

Er hasst die Bayern wirklich

>>150079133
Did you see his first game? Holy shit, this was bad. Peak Sahne

>>150072809
Thank you for the commentary, burger-fren.
I also hope that Aaronson will be able to establish himself in the team. He should at the very least be the rotation player for Larsson.

>>150079133
>his inconsistency
customers can drop this cope now. he is absolutely consistent. consistently shit. post Chelsea Werner had more good games at Leipzig than Sahne at Beiern.

GuMo

ossi derby or 2nd bundes?

>Hannover
>Lauternblock 2x so laut wie Heimkurve
kek

>>150079833
it's fine

>the Aue-Rostock schiri is a nigger
Looks like "hängt sie auf die schwarze sau" fits better than ever here

>>150079801
2. Liga Konferenz on on linksradikaler Abschaum TV RTL

>>150079364
his Hinrunde in the first Kane season was legitimately world class

>>150080281
against 3rd tier Bundes defenders. you completely ignore how low we have sunk

>>150080137
looks like the average Bavarian to me

>>150080312
Einer für den Eberl

>>150080303
This, his obligatorischen Toren in der ersten Runde DFB-Pokal or a Aufsteiger

>>150080303
>3rd tier Bundes defenders

>>150080312
>>150080336
Eher einer für Negerkusen.

>jt didn't start daferner
oh nononono

based Fürther

1. FCK NZIS!!

magdekwabsel

more like drawdesliga

>>150082631
shut the blundershitga down if Sunderland steal a bvll player

>>150082650
Calm down nigel

>>150082829
nah it embarrassing, they already got the vice captain from vizekusen

theyre a frigging aufsteiger!

>>150082650
nah, if it hurts shitbull I am fine with it

Just saw Cathy Hummels on PRO7 and I lost all respect for Mats. How can you put up with a charmless, unfunny, trashy slut like that for more than 15 minutes unless you are completely broken yourself?

>>150084170
Mats is dumber than most people think

>>150084669
people of a certain level of attractiveness do not need to be intelligent

Von Borussia Dortmund wurde die AfD und deren Bundestagsmitglied Matthias Helferich nun dafür abgemahnt. Das offizielle BVB-Statement gegenüber den „Ruhr Nachrichten“ dazu: „Nach eingehender Prüfung hat sich Borussia Dortmund dazu entschieden, juristisch gegen diese Form der Wahlwerbung vorzugehen und Unterlassungsansprüche gegenüber dem AfD Kreisverband Dortmund geltend zu machen.“

ne dicke fette Abmahnung

>>150084669
>>150084754
It doesn't matter how attractive or dumb you are. Rich men use dumb gfs all the time but if your gf is someone like Cathy Hummels there is simply 0% chance that you aren't trash as well

Cathy's brother is a doc
her son got into elementary school a year early
her genes aren't stupid, she is acting

>>150085044
they are male, she's a woman. she's not acting

bier
Bier
BIER

>>150086612
welches Bier?

Guess my first draft

Welchen Asistreamer soll ich gucken, Stefan Chang oder Mein Reisetagebuch?

>>150087530
Stefan Chang ist gerade am eskalieren auf YT.

>>150087410
Bernauer Helles
Berliner Schultheiss
Bamberger Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier
Störtebeker Übersee Pils and
Störtebeker Atlantik Ale
so far for me

>>150087880
Damn Neger I didn't ask you to post your whole Lebensgeschichte

>>150087921
>he doesn’t drink at least six distinct halbe per day
grim

my boi <3

>>150088128
That will be 100 Millionen

Melody mondlicht post bundes kicker linke
>>150087470
Röhl chads we rise

I haven't had a drink all year. I am really missing the beer.

>>150088932
this but ten minutes

>>150088932
alcohol free beer?

>>150088953
that just feels like cheating, and cheating yourself is gay.

>>150088972
i'd murder for an cold weizen on a hot day. cheating isn't so bad compared
luckily it's been a cold summer

>>150088999
>luckily it's been a cold summer
summer is starting next thursday, maybe wednesday if lucky

dead general. no reason to make a new one

we're just waiting until the actual bundes season starts

Whats there to talk about sunday night before the season started?
The biggest thing to happen is >>150088618 and nobody cares about that

>>150090300
>Whats there to talk about sunday night
Cathy Hummels

>>150090736
Yvon Mvogo is free

>>150087470
we might have 3 übereinstimmungen

>>150090797
>Mvogo
Negerkusen sisters we need to sign this man

>>150088756
Melody is LAZY

>>150087470
damn i wonder who that keeper is..

*pwns bunnis again*

>>150093365
WRONG

Kwabsel

jz 1 pissung & 1 schissung

GuMo

>>150094103
GuMo >>150090736

the coffee

Waaaaagie
Waaaaagie
Gwt back in
Caaaaagie

>>150094690
b0rn bros... it's over...

>>150094690
Oh no no no, le hecking social mediarino.
ABBs grasping for straws again

>Beim FC Barcelona scheint sich die finanzielle Schieflage der vergangenen Jahre weiter dramatisch auszuwirken. Wie die Mundo Deportivo berichtet, droht den Katalanen ein echtes Registrierungsdrama. Demnach fehlen aktuell die Mittel, um fünf Spieler für den kommenden Ligabetrieb zu melden.
Gansibros...

>>150094802
>sells the right to ad-posters above urinals to Kuala Lumpur for the next 30 years for 75 million Euros
problem solved

>>150094802
nothing burger

>>150094802
Hope Garcia and Chechny don't get registered while ter Stegen is injured kek

>>150094690
Oh nonono hühnchenbros not this way

>>150086612
Pennersaft

>>150094950
you said the same thing last year and everyone got registered

>/bundes/: just get Rodrigo, you b00nretards
>Rodrigo: Wie die spanische Zeitung „AS“ berichtet, hat sich der Brasilianer dazu entschlossen, den LaLiga-Klub in diesem Sommer nicht zu verlassen.
faggots, all of (You)

>>150095068
Olmo
l
m
o

>ösi menace
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>150095155
tbf I think that's mainly because monkicius is in the progress of burning all bridges at RM, which people couldn't really expect a month ago

>>150084170
You should see her attempts at hosting the TV show "Kampf der Realitystars" on RTL 2, it's absolutely painful to watch. For some reason, RTL 2 put up with her for five seasons even though she never developed any skills and exuded the charm of a wind-up doll rattling off the questions that the authors have written for her.

>Stuttgart-Star Enzo Millot (23) steht vor einem Wechsel nach Saudi-Arabien zu Al-Ahli. Fabrizio Romano berichtete zuerst. Der Franzose darf und wird den VfB per Ausstiegsklausel (knapp 20 Mio. Euro) verlassen.
VfBros, do we still have enough players to start a match?

>>150095864
it's the pandemic of wives who refuse to suck

>Rekordzugang Tikvic erleidet Kreuzbandriss bei Debüt für Preußen Münster
rip

>>150095905
he never played anyway

>>150096408
huh? he started 34 matches for Stuttgart last season and played 43 in total

im his former manager, I know 000tly what I'm talking about

disastrous rückrunde by him

>Schick bleibt
kwab

fc hollywood sind einfach so stillose bauern kek

https://x.com/AznouAdam/status/1952335531108434243
Aznou formerly b00n knows München is blau

>>150097309
>not a footballer
>going to not a league
>Krösche secures a bag
poetry

Have an Eichhorn in the squad and saw an Eichhörnchen on my way back from work today.

>>150097453
GuMo see this >>150088756

scgalkes shouldve never let him gbiggest mistake of the last 5 years and that says a lot

Guys I'm being really emotionally available and empathic to attractive girls I meat but they never sleep with me. What gives?

>>150097830
>I meat

>>150097845
Sry it should have bean "I am meating".

>>150097815
you'd be seen as a freak just as much if you spoke it flawlessly

>>150097815
kek drumpf deported yo ass

Jt= J osé T rejo

>>150097830
Post your hairline

>>150098079
Do I even have to

>Nun rücken andere Spieler in den Fokus der Schwaben. Einer davon spielt momentan in England und zwar beim FC Arsenal. Dabei handelt es sich um Fabio Vieira. Der 25-Jährige spielte in der letzten Saison auf Leihbasis für den FC Porto
Literally who?

>>150098122
remember him as Vitinhas congenial partner for Portugal's U21
both had a lot of hype

>>150098139
they never played togehter.

>>150098185
kwab

>>150098244
what made the Portuguese players so much more successful than our team?

>HSV-Stürmer soll beim Medizincheck Probleme gehabt haben
>Der Königsdörffer-Wechsel nach Nizza wackelt

>>150098333
the hurensohn can stay there

>>150098330
notice Leite and Tiago Tomas went to bundes and shared the same fate as our guys

>>150098378
Elaborate

>>150098399
i think our league pumps out a ton of above average football bots
too much emphasis on fitness and tactics to develop a true elite baller

>>150098451
thats not entirely true.
we also produce frauds that we can sell for a high profit.

>>150098611
>we
what's your contribution to that?

watching Wirtz Anfield debut desu
he will embarrass us

>>150098785
nothing, he never even played in some bauernmannschaft just kicking it in the Kreisliga. Like you, and the rest here, he never has played any sport in real life unless you count e-„sports“ as an actual sport.

has to be in

second miss kek
he's going for Timo Werner's record

>>150098953
You know, Kreisliga in Bavaria is actually not that bad, it's where you don't drink more then 2 beers before the game.

>>150098611
>we also produce frauds that we can sell for a high profit.

is that our official® cope for becoming a farmer league for the EPL?

>>150098937
stop consuming customer league you twat

>>150098953
>you need to play a sport to understand it
competely wrong
you "pros" need tard wranglers that tell you how to play, how to eat, how to take a piss on social media
on your own you couldn't even know how to operate the bockwurststand on the sideline to support your hobby

>>150099141
i know
>>150099172
thanks for confirming

Salah already made Wirtz his bitch
can't get a single thing right

>>150099255
stop consuming customer league you twat

>>150097830
Learn to cook Italian. Bitches love Spaghetti.

>>150099293
The worst thing you can do is cook Spaghetti Bolognese like it's still the 90's. Start by never buying Spaghetti again if you want to impress bitches. Even something like a (real) Carbonara or Amatriciana needs to be much thicker, Spaghettoni

>>150099407
A good Bolognese takes far too long. If you want to impress bitches, something quick it has to be, like saffron cream shrimp.

>>150097875
You fucking meathead

>Königsdörffers Wechsel von Hamburg nach Nizza geplatzt – „Gesundheitliche Bedenken“

Does he have AIDS? St. Pauli will take him. He fits right in.

Wirtz off
TV off

>>150099535
Bolognese may take 3-4 hours but it's not like you need to make it from scratch every time you want to eat it. Dump it into luftdichte Gläser (like former Gurkengläser) while the sauce is hot and it won't degrade for a week. The rest can be frozen without Qualityverlust too

>>150099610
not only did we miss out on a fortune, but we also have a ticking time bomb in our squad
cuck steffen bidde erlösen sie uns

>7/11 ex bundes players
wew

GuMo

GuMo

GuMo
new jersey just dropped

>>150104212
Kvltbaiting AGAIN

>le eyecastle is mal wieder ordentlich am kochen design
absolutely sick of their bullshit

>>150101272
>two 6er that can't/won't bother to defend and two IVs that suck at defending

>>150104416
what could possibly go wrong?
crazy enough they’re still easily good enough to win the bundes comfortably but they won’t be doing anything else this season

>>150104433
most hilarious of all the fans actually want him to be signed

>>150104465
Nooo not Emre!!!111

>Barça leitet Disziplinarverfahren gegen ter Stegen ein
>Hintergrund dessen sei, dass ter Stegen sich weigere, eine Einverständniserklärung zu unterschreiben, durch die Barcelona den Verletzungs- und Operationsbericht an die Medizinische Kommision der spanischen Liga weiterleiten dürfte. Ohne diesen Bericht könne die La Liga nicht beurteilen, wie schwer die Verletzung des Keepers ist. Jetzt soll Barça den Fall an seine Rechtsabteilung übergeben haben, um ein Disziplinarverfahren einzuleiten. Die Folge könnte – je nach Einschätzung der Vereinsjuristen – eine interne Sanktion sein.

>>150104577
imola

>>150104577
>Farca on suicide watch

>>150104644
this time really,

>Ekitiké assistiert Salah, Wirtz vergibt aus fünf Metern: Liverpool schlägt Bilbao
Wirtzbros, wtf is wrong with our prodigal son?

>>150104986
clickbait headline nonsense

>>150104986
ur still seething bauer?

>>150105060
>faking zeros into the pic
>YoUrE sEeThInG

>>150105075
>deliberately ignoring that he was named MOTM
stay mad tranny

>>150105096
cute hühnchen

I think it happened, I give absolutely 0 shits about the blundershitga anymore. JT was right.

>>150105096
Did he REALLY?

>motm
>in a frenly
>vs literal rice farmers
>he'll bring us the WC
Shizogebrabbel

>>150105220
no need to summarize 4 lines, anon

Tombros, it's official

>>150105238
Zürich is a hopeless shithole, please don't mention anything related to it

Schalkebros would you actually eat this?

>>150105315
>that will be 6,00€ plus MwSt.

>>150105315
Schalkebros mine coal, they don't eat it.

>>150105317
based Nokia 6310i anon

is /bundes/ ready for the 5kampf for the MeisterShaft?

>Frank Mill (67) ist tot
F

>>150105544
Brewomen fall apart and HSV named a meistershaftscandidate on the same day.. brvtal

>>150105413
based Weissmann
cucked fans

>>150105574
Duckschi leaving is good news for >us tho

>>150105662
>Duckschi leaving is good news for >us tho
more place for the Bremänner I guess huh

>>150105677
gorilla hand joke*

150105671
>look mum, I posted it again
meanwhile in reality werder remains one of the whitest teams in bundes

maybe on planet retard

Unnormal wie schwul der BVB ist

>>150105737
when will they learn that portugese ppl are simply too weak for this league

>>150105853
heuer fernansh is the best keeper in the league bro

>Hamez: „Ich denke, dass ‚Lucho‘ die richtige Entscheidung getroffen hat, Bayern hat einen großartigen Spieler verpflichtet und ‚Lucho‘ ist für große Mannschaften. Es ist ein großartiger Klub, und er wird ihnen sehr helfen.“
>„Sie haben einen hervorragenden Spieler verpflichtet, er ist spektakulär und wird ihnen sehr helfen.“

>>150105881
half blood

BVB absolute small club mentality und beispielhaft für Bundesliga being a one-club-farmer

>>150105537
>Frank Mill (67)
why did i not know this guy evebn though i am an oldfag

>>150105060
>>150105096
i unironically have more respect for bauern customers than 12 yr olds consooming customer league. just kys.

>>150106004
zoomer here, first time im hearing of this unc too

>>150106004
dementia

150105881
>benched by based chad Peretz
lmao no

based ferro will setz sich durch as always (see when Cuckgart tried to replace him with stefan raab)

>shitgges fucking off to Paderborn
lmao

fucking based af
Nager wont come um ihn herum when he scores 30+ in the paderbundes aufstieg

Via @BayernSpace: From inside Bayern, there is quiet recognition that the Luis Díaz transfer was orchestrated entirely on Liverpool’s terms, with Bayern left to follow along.

Richard Hughes controlled the negotiations from start to finish, setting the framework early and never letting go of the upper hand. On Bayern’s side, Jan-Christian Dreesen led the talks but lacked the authority, leverage, or instinct to shape the deal in any meaningful way.

Hughes quickly secured clear signals from the Díaz entourage that the player would be open to a move to Saudi Arabia in the near future. Armed with that assurance, Liverpool insisted on a significant sell-on clause that would allow them to benefit substantially from any future transfer. Bayern, facing internal pressure to deliver a name and lacking serious alternatives, accepted the structure as it was presented.

It was, in every sense, a deal done on Liverpool’s terms.

>>150106326

>>150106326

>>150106326

>>150106326

neu

Someone make a real new, the 12yo shizo with le funny team names is even worse than JTs ops

>Duksch to Birmingham
lol

>>150107289
GuMo >>150105544