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News:
MIN: Lockers of Luis Ortiz and Emmanuel Clase have been cleaned out in the Guardians' clubhouse Friday, Zack Meisel of The Athletic reports.

is this the thread?
the jays game thread?

that funky muncy

moco-anon's bussy is mine for the taking

>>150054646 (OP)
Doyerpcinas are not gonna like this... not. One. Bit.

How retarded are the marlins that they continue to have Stowers bat 6th. Shit is fucking dumber than the Phillies batting Schwarber lead off.

>>150054646 (OP)
Henlo thanks for bake ^^

Mariners!

>>150050075
god i hate zoomers so fucking much
go back to /nba/ and post about your favorite players who change teams every 2 years

>>150054646 (OP)
Should put sheriff cal on the guardbots.

/mlb/ isn't ready for the MARINERS spamming when Seattle wins the pennant. It's going to be epic. It will cause suicides.

#Dodgers Dave Roberts said Shohei Ohtani has no ill effects from his cramping Wednesday night. On track to make his next pitching start next Wednesday at home

— Bill Plunkett (@billplunkettocr) August 1, 2025

All the bad teams are acting up because they got a couple bats at the deadline. Kind of embarrassing. It’s almost like you’re not used to having good players.

dodgers

>>150054695
Are you ready for the >memeners spam when you guys get raped in the first round?

>Michael King rehabbing with the Chihuahuas on Sunday
return of the king soon...

>>150054713
FAGGOTners kek!!!

poodrepedos lol

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

Roki Sasaki has started facing hitters, Dave Roberts said

He pitched one simulated inning this past week, and is scheduled for two more innings tomorrow

Dodgers have been targeting late August for his return, if all keeps progressing well

— Jack Harris (@ByJackHarris) August 1, 2025

>>150054545
I would summon all my courage, all my strength, and I'd give him another chance. C'mon, it's just one more chance!

This is a Mets genny. This is a Mariners genny.
...'nuff said!

Shohei finally getting his comeuppance. Hope he never pitches again.

>>150054702
>Alex Call goes into VR to train
he's gonna be great

>>150054581
>>150054614
>>150054628
>>150054653
>>150054665
>>150054733
what the fuck is your problem?

anybody want this dry ass biscuit? im too angry to finish my meal.

>>150054713
LOL
/we/ haven't lost in the first round in over 25 years, dummy

>>150054751
sounds like it was free you fucking ingrate

>>150054748
It's just autism. Autists get obsessed with things. Repeat the same phrases, jokes, etc ad nauseum and they lack the social awareness to understand how much others are turned off by it.

>>150054751
sure, dawg. toss that cookie my way!

>>150054771
fuck my ass

>>150054714
threesome with fuwawa and mococo

>>150054771
what the fuck is your problem?

>>150054725
Dodgers Postseason Starting Pitcher Rotation:

SP1: Tyler Glasnow
SP2: Blake Snell
SP3: Shohei Ohtani
SP4: Yoshinobu Yamamoto
SP5: Clayton Kershaw/Roki Sasaki

>>150054751
>gets a free meal
>can just re-order it after dealing with support for 5 minutes
>instead is a seething mess with a snack wrap, a biscuit, and some fruit punch
KEK

>>150054725
Roki means death in japanese

>>150054789
>implying the Dodgers are even making the postseason
LOL

>>150054748
those are all different posters

>>150054789
>5 pitchers
you'll need two tops before all is said and done

>>150054789
>
Yes
Yes
Yes
Lol

>>150054771
sorry, I didn't know

Anybody want this dry ass?

>>150054771
i had no idea

>>150054809
doyers are all bottoms

>>150054771
I'm sorry.

>>150054789
4 spots max. a chance to be exceptionally deep.

>>150054771
PFMA

>>150054714
Moco-chan belongs to the Dodgers

>>150054771
it's funny, fuck you

It was supposed to be hot today but now a thunderstorm is coming through and my sun tea is going to be WEAK

I've been traveling through a lot of small podunk cities and somehow there's always that one black guy with a pirates fitted

I don't know if this is gang related or what part of "da kulture" this is supposed to allude to because why would Tyrone Nobody be wearing that in bumfuck Mississippi

>>150054820
i was hoping someone would take the assist and make an "ass biscuit" joke but "dry ass" works i guess.

dodgers living rent free as usual! lol

>>150054833
only pedos like mococo

Bravebrahs, is this guy legit? >>150054820

>>150054835
So. Freakin. Funny.

oh yea its comfy time

>>150054751
That wouldn’t have happened if it were Cane’s.

miguels won the trade deadline

pacos won the trade dealine

>>150054862
>Cane's
Canes'

>58 posts
>already have 9 (you)s
too easy.

>>150054789
>Garbage
>Made of glass
>Made of glass
>Ok
>Choker/Garbage

>>150054873
Bane's

>>150054880
I'm CIA

>>150054842
I've been to Winchester, Arkansas once. The 2010 census had it at a population of around 170 and in decline.

>>150054880
that's a big meal

LET'S GO METS

>>150054893
for you

>>150054903
that's a size medium jersey

>>150054875
I have 3 and didn't have to rely on being spammed

Which team has the biggest disparity between quality of broadcast and how much the fans love the broadcast

The Chadres live in doyerpacos' heads rent free, it's sad.

>>150054922
doyers

they spend $100,000 every night and it's garbage with an ugly sideline reporter and 2 announcers with dicks in their mouths (looking at you Joe Davis)

>>150054922
yankees. michael kay is genuinely awful but he's worshipped by their fanbase as an all time great broadcaster. they'll probably put that loser in the monument graveyard next to ruth and gehrig once he finally dies of a heart attack.

>>150054934
*sucking off you Joe Davis

>>150054934
haha, that's nice anon :)
good post

>>150054922
i dont like the boomer jints broadcast
you can hear the old man dry mouth

>78 posts
>already have 10 (you)s
too easy.

the queen of /mlb/

>>150054941
I've never really listened to Kay. Whenever I watch a Yankees game I pick the opposing team broadcast lol

>>150054934
Joe Davis shits all over Nelson

Let's just get this over with

>>150054922
Joe Davis is pretty bad, I can't believe he won an emmy
>>150054951
Jints broadcast is soul and comfy.

still at 3 because this cunt doesn't believe in reciprocity

>>150054976
what does PFMA mean?

Joey!

>>150054924
>poodrepedos actually believe this
lol lmao even

I hope Ramos does more funny stuff today, sorry jintsfrens but he's been a cringekino machine.

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>150054992
his name is Mario

>>150054856
Keith is lookin rough bros

>>150054922
Mets honstly. Not because they are bad, because Mets fans never shut the fuck up about how amazing their broadcast

>>150054990
Pound Fastballs Most Always

>>150054990
I've never made that post even once

>>150054880
Darth Bane’s

i miss don orsillo :(

>>150054972
at least Tibbs made his way to an organization that truly values him

>>150054856
rare gary benign cyst shot, he's usually so good with angles with the camera on to avoid showing his bad side

>>150054751
butter it up
wrap it in a damp paper towel
microwave it for 15 seconds
squeeze a lil honey on it
don't suffer anon, you can still enjoy that mf

>>150055011

>>150055007
His clubhouse nickname is JoJo, but we just drafted another guy called JoJo so he's stuck as Joey for me.

>>150054922
Idk but the best broadcasts were during COVID when you could hear the players cussing out the umps and a homerun would land in the stands with a dull thud

If you give up a home run to blake perkins, you might be a faggot piece of shit cocksucker that should die

>>150055038
are you me?

is anyone watching baseball?

>>150054789
it would be kinda funny if this terrorist staff finally gets healthy for fall baseball. and by funny i mean INFURIATING FOR THE REST OF US

i love my mets almost as much as i love cock, i wish i could be bent over and tied down facing a mirror and helpless as the whole team runs through my asshole filling me like a cannoli

>>150055058
yes.

>>150055058
No. I'm here purely to troll normies and reddit cucks.

I would heem EVERYONE in this thread just to kiss Taryn on the cheek.

>>150055068
meant for>>150055067

>>150055058
there's an NFL game on tonight

>>150055075
I fucked her

>>150055058
yea

giamets friendship on pause

>>150055038
>>150055056
Frens <3 I do the same

>>150055075
FuwaMoco mogs

>>150054975
Joe is fine. he's paying his dues right now because he has clearly high aspirations

once he's older he'll throw in more personality.

>>150055083
>shreds your nutsack

>>150055058
yup. jays are wearing their stupid city uni's

>>150055085
she is NOT for lewd

>>150055096
>because he has clearly high aspirations
maybe if he stopped dickriding the doyers when on national TV, it would go a long way

Based Vladdy

>>150055096
He needs to drink on the job or something he's too up tight and professional

>>150055058
waiting for the blue crew vs gay rays (rays will sweep the series)

>>150055103
Cant be that bad when SD exists also Pittsburgh

>>150055106
i fucked her tho

>>150055075
She exclusively accepts affection from high value, high status, wealthy men.

Sorry chud!

This will never get old...

VLADDY BOMB

>>150055083
that was yesterday tardbro

>>150055111
He doesn't lol

>be designated hitter
>go 0-5
why do players do this?

>>150055058
No. I'm listening to the radio broadcast

This is my dog and we support the Yankees.

getting a lil sick of mendy’s lineups pls just pick a third baseman already

i think robbie ray yelling out after every pitch shoud be illegal its distracting to the hitter it should be a balk or something.

>>150055068
Kwab

>>150055058
Huh?

>>150055090
my neighbor goes to KFC like once a month and always brings me the biscuits. sometimes I use jam, but nothing compares to honey.

>>150055116
yeah I agree. I think when he's more tenured he'll loosen up

>>150055130
I'm confused, the 2nd base ump is clearly showing infield fly (ie dead ball)

>>150054922
Everyone loves ROOT broadcasts

>>150055143
max scherzer dog

>>150055143
is that a pure bred aussie or some sort of berner mix

i, legitimately, would prefer vin scully ai on the call

>mfw taryn spreads it afterwards and it starts dripping out

>>150055129
as a high value high status wealthy man, I know. I fucked her.

>>150055137
t. has never watched doyers on national tv

Some good homers so far

>>150055103
I'm watch Royals Jays, I'm a Royals fan but looks like they're going to get their ass kicked

kek

>>150055140
this is the way

>>150055161
Goldsmith & Angie is a MASSIVE downgrade from Sims & Blowers. M's have one of the worst broadcasts tbqfh

>>150055163
Pyr husky or something

>>150055160
Both Umps are showing infield fly, batter is automatically out, runners advance at your own risk. Heliot Ramos I guess didn't know how the rule works.

>>150055130
Melvin is cooked

>>150055138
because they're stupid, that's why

>>150054646 (OP)
How do you do, fellow Americans?

We need Willem Dafoe laughing maniacally

>>150055162
>cute man
>cute dog
Correct

>>150055185
Goldy and Hyphen is fun. FUN.

>>150055172
you just don't like him. he's able to sound like he never watched them before on national telecasts and he sounds equally excited for both teams when they do well. he's a pro.

>>150055186
nice he/she is cute

>>150055204
hi fren... hey... wait a minute!

>>150055143
Cute pupper :3

>yet another Yankee catcher faces off against us after being traded
We really do have a clone lab built somewhere in New Jersey.

>>150055185
Sims was cringe, I associate him with losing and choking away key games against the athletics in september. He was the voice of coming up short.

>hey hey hey hey
*mutes and changes tabs*
I don't support gamblers

>>150055143
cute, i want to post my dog but dont want to dox him

Dogs suck. Overrated, needy, smelly animals.

Go Mariners

10 mins till Dodger baseball!

>>150055186
some border collie vibes there. probably a smart dog.

dogs are dumb and I'm angry they keep shoving one down our throats

t. doyerchad

>>150055143
I'm sorry but it has to be put to sleep.

no one cares doyerpaco

>>150055198
>Melvin is cooked
He looks like he is done doesn't he? How many Heliot Ramos fails are there out there? Here is another one Kek!

>>150055239
I'm not going to say anything rude to you because it's one of the golden rules of Science

everyone cares dodgerchad

the ump in philly is already being uppity

>jesus sanchez thrown out trying to steal 3rd
>correa pops up on first pitch
miguels on suicide watch

>>150055227
>it's the announcer's fault the team always chokes
Sims was SOVL

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tdryup169L0

>>150055143
Border Collies can be Fucking mean. They get this look in there eyes and they nip at you.

Chap Mattman just walked. Giamets is beating up.

>>150055249
>>150055252
>>150055239

>>150055272
catcher should move out of the way and let the ump take one to the head

>robbie ray's looking a little disheveled after one inning
>nah he's just got that super saiyan hair blowing in the wind
hunter pence just saiyan what we're all thinkin

>>150055261
that looks dumb but isn't that bad because the 3rd baseman could have easily thrown out the batter for the 3rd out.

>>150055268
DeNiro said it best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJFp272w9u8

>>150055278
they nip at people that are dumber than them

jints strike first, god help us all

I'm watching appleTV game while I wait until our game starts and there seems to be more pooston fans in bombston than redsux

also, the crack of the bat at fenway (or maybe it's the apple broadcast) is kino

My Jintsies on the board

>>150055239
You are a sociopath.

since everyone cares i'll repeat: 5 mins till dodger baseball!

>>150055295
Bro the batter is already out! As soon as the infield fly rule is called the batter is out regardless of if they catch the ball. The runners are supposed to stay on their base. They advance at they own risk! If they catch it I guess they could try to tag up which would be stupid, and if they don't catch it the ball is in play, if they are acting stupid they get thrown out like this.

>>150055311
>respecting that scumbag
guess I hate cats now

CWALK GETS IT GOING EARLY

>nelson and mendoza
lol, lmao even

It's not a true Gausman outing without a dinger given up

>>150055321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTf03_rzVt0

Using that free trial to watch my Red Sox

No one fucking cares you dumb weeb doyerpaco

>nelson and mendoza
i'll watch the tampon gay broadcast

>the jonas brothers are approaching 40
feel old yet?

>>150055327
I was talking about the second WebM but I 'm wrong about that one upon closer inspection. the runner would have beat the throw and Ramos should have stayed on second.>>150055261

>>150055362
based

Tonight, we are all new Tigers fans.

>>150055239
>needy
People are also needy, do you hate them too?

>smelly
Some mastiffs and breeds with droopy skin smell, the rest just smell like your backyard or graham crackers.

You’re a sociopath or something.

>>150055370
I'm a rays fan, actually

based maga boomer behind home at the Nats stadium

Mets

>they actually prefer joe davis

I like the diamondbacks because they have the coolest logo

>>150055377
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE MY FURBABIES NOOOOOOOOOO THEYRE RESCUES YOU CAN'T DISLIKE DOGS NOOOOOOO

this Mets team is so frustrating to watch sometimes

>>150055388
The skatin' ray is cooler

looking like your new york metropolitans are gonna have to score a few runs if they want to win this ballgame imo

>>150055377
people that don't like animals and dogs in particular are sketchy.

>>150055388
I'm a brewers fan but I love the cardinals logo I think it's my favorite in the league

>>150055377
>People are also needy, do you hate them too?
yes, I hate needy people

>>150055403
pffffft this guy don't know ball

>>150055409
cuck

Yankdog got em in a tailspin

>>150055401
lacking bugposter’s finesse, work on your aura

can someone post the dodgers lineup please, i don't feel like opening a new tab ty

>>150055426
lookin like 9 retarded idiots in a row again to me

>>150055397
>jak
Undiagnosed ‘tism with flares of sociopathy

>>150055410
Based sociopath

i think i need to have sex with a woman again soon

ATTENTION: the Milwaukee Brewers are blowing out another team with a team full of literally who's

>>150055362
nelson and orel are my favorite duo

>>150055426

>>150055388
The old school brewers glove logo is the best and it's not close

>>150055403

>>150055377
>people are needy
NTA but why do you have needy people in your life lol. I avoid them at all costs. Kids are the only exception

>>150055440
you are a needy person

those ol' vero beach dodger fans showing out in full force huh

ATTENTION: the Milwaukee Brewers have never won the national league

>>150055445
Don't disrespect Jano like that. He's a star

trea is so fucking slow turning two

Can someone explain to me how umpires decide if its a strike or a ball.

why is apple promoting jason mamoa just walking around butt ass naked during a baseball game? don't they know kids watch this and women don't?

>>150055448
thanks chief

>>150055463
Marge, I'm confused

>>150055484
unironically just vibes

>commercial with blacks singing maroon 5

walktani

>>150055484
we flip a coin

>>150055474
it looks like such a comfy stadium. I like hearing the fans and normal sounds without the extra noise.

>>150055484
catcher mindrape

>>150055494
no one ever says that

It’s so cool to see Pena and Correa on the field together. The heir apparent who was mentored by Correa now playing next to each other.

>>150055498
kys

>>150055484

>>150055484
imaginary strikezone above home plate at the height of the batter's shoulders and knees

these rays jerseys should be what they always wear. good colors, unique in mlb.

go go go

>>150055494
PFMA

>>150055505
almost godly quints

freddie chants :)

ffs thanks trea

>>150055507
it is not a 2d plate, it is a 3d object the shape of home plate.

Dodgers got something cooking!

big dick willie

>>150055505
haha, good post anon :)

>>150055513
>almost
>off by 50

>>150055504
Cozy astros bros

>>150055505
rent free

We in here

>https://www.reddit.com/r/Dogfree/

Go Mariners!

>Philthies

>super bullpen
KEK

Yankees

>>150055525
erm actually, it's only off by 1 digit

>>150055401
>>150055425
That wasn't me. I always capitalize. Mest + JLH are just popular now.

freddie :)

>philthies

FREDDIE :)

freddie :)

minor league park means no matter how many runs the dodgers will get, the rays will somehow score 10 on back to back short porch dingers

freddie :)

freddie :)

freddie :)

hey who's the guy in the fanatics box behind home plate?

>>150055500
real. i assume the dodgers will be making the trip to sacramento next season. i want to make a road trip out of it. hope they play in san francisco before or after.

>>150055555
Checked

>Ray pitching

>JP3 is 2/2 in his first game back
Bro is getting right back on track

>>150055513
>>150055555
haha

Freddie :D

>>150055564
that's me, in the corner

>>150055555
blessed quints :)

freddie :3

>>150055555
wow

Royals are dialed in right now

Gausman throwing meatballs

I refuse to believe that Apple couldn't find a better milf for the on field reporting. She's kind of flirty though which is hot

>>150055553
doesn't it have the same dimensions as Yankee stadium?

>>150055555
holy based

>>150055555
>hello, based department?

>>150055085
meant for >>150055143

Set to the Super Mario Bros Underground Theme
>Mariners Mariners Mariners
>Mariners Mariners Mariners
>Mariners Mariners Mariners
>Mariners Mariners Mariners
>we don't like dogs and we drink coffee with our IPAs at T-Mobile Park

>>150055535
The Yankees one is fraudulent as fuck.

>dodgers play a team under .500
>offense decides it's time to statpad
>dodgers play a team over .500
>AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROBERTS SAMA, PUNT THIS GAME QUICKLY TO SAVE US FROM SHAME!!!!!

>>150055535
The Yankees one is the best so far

>>150055535

>>150055609
Based.

>reddit posting

>>150055607
How? Devin Williams is a choker and Doval is a headcase

>>150055609
this should've been the get

>>150055555
this is cringe

>>150055602
i don't know who leaked our team strategy to you, but it is proprietary and i hereby request you delete it immediately

>>150055602
>statpad
What

>>150055602
funny, my Jays have the opposite problem. They crush >.500 teams and go shy against the White Sox and A's

>>150055528
The vibes are back. Finally past the make-a-wish-stros era before the deadline.

>>150055609
this is the post

gimme a mountain

with lots to do

>>150055567
That sounds awesome. I'm not able to pick up and leave like that right now but I can't wait to make road trips like that again.

Look what I found

those rays hats are fukken ugly

>>150055628
that's what good teams do, rest and relax against bad teams

that was a really cool nab by baz

>>150055609
Kekini

>>150055634
gimme a river
gimme a dew!
gimme something simple and truuuuuuuuuueeee

>>150055440
>he don't like my heckin' goodboy!
>what kinda maniac don't like dogs??!!?

>>150055544
>>150055548
>>150055549
>>150055555
>>150055556
>>150055560
>>150055575
>>150055579
based

im a lifelong yankees fan but i genuinely do not understand how people believe the yankees are a world series team.

giancarlo in right field?
volpe leading league in errors?
judge needing TJ soon?
starting rotation nowhere near as great bc of injuries?

these are some MAJOR gaps and other true contenders have none of these problems. phillies, cubs, astros...they do not have these gaps. and when the dodgers are back to being healthy, they are a full step even above that.

im watching janson fucking JUNK
yes literally that is his name. JUNK. 5th man in a shit rotation for the MARLINS.....im watching him throw 4 scoreless innings in under 30 pitches against this team right now.

these are dark, dark fucking times, yankees bros. last season was our true only chance.

>>150055666
I meant the inverse, sorry I'm new

>>150055609
that's what good teams do, rest and relax against bad teams

>>150055641
Looks like an umbrella

Which team?

>>150055666
you're based anon

Bet the Phillies wished they traded for Kwan and Robert Jr now huh?

>>150055609
looks like an umbrella

Yep, Ha-Seong Kim still owns the Dodgers

>>150055555
>>150055666
dodgerchads getting gets tonight

poodrepacos on the seethe

>>150055058
I was at work when my team played

Thanks for Nestor Cortez and Quintana, Broors. Hope that cash and Lockridge do good for you. Just teach him fundamental base running and have him bunt and steal, he's fast as fuck boy.

>>150055685
Cubs

Why is torrens in again

that's what good teams do, rest and relax against bad teams

>>150055670
>giancarlo in right field?
Soto wasn't much better. RF defense doesn't matter half as much as RF offense

>>150055670
No one believes they are a world series team. They would have to dodge the Astros in the playoffs just to have a chance because they're their daddies. Really they only beat comedy central teams so their best chance would be getting the bye and then facing Detoilet in the ALDS and then not facing the Astros in the ALCS somehow. It won't happen.

>>150055676
What looks like an umbrella?

>>150055494
It's funny because a cop is gonna kill that bitch and not do jail time lmao

>>150055670
Kys sooner

any cool baseball stuff i should buy on amazon, bros? i have a good bat and glove already but have 20 dollar gift card to spend

>>150055696
>Nestor

>>150055710
Nevermind

>>150055685
Jints

>>150055696
Did Scrimblo Baez get the callup?

are there even any Gays fans posting?

>>150055722
batting glove if you're going to be taking hacks

>>150055714
What a meme

>>150055724

>>150055722
ohtani's doggy book and post pics here

Flaherty no hitter alert.

I love dogs

t. World Series bound Yankee fan

beans and cornbread

>>150055714
looks about the same as my seat at yankee stadium desu

>ctrl+f
>mariners
>only 17 results
Keep it Mariners related or face the consequences. There will not be another warning.

>mest

Is my tv having a schizo breakdown or is the phillies audio shitty for other people?

my top prospect for your half eaten bag of doritos

lol mest

damn that was a nice play

>Bregman and Pena talking at 2B
those guys were in HEB commercials together last year

Mest mesting

>>150055763
sorry ill try to post more

>>150055780
what is an HEB?

How about those dodgers?

>>150055768
the phillies? they haven't been a team since 2123 anon. are you ok?

>>150055784
is this from Squid Game? I still need to watch that, they have a MtF in it and that's awesome

>>150055786
Texas grocery chain

Go Mariners!

>>150055786
Texas publix

>>150055786
Huge Enormous Butt

it's referring to Recker

white tyrone era is over

Recker mindfucked manoah

>>150055596
>we don't like dogs
Jokes are jokes and memes are memes, but I cannot sanction such a blatant untruth. Mariners are the doggiest team in all of baseball. If you don't like dogs, you don't like the M's. End of fucking story.

>>150055805
da next juan lagares :[

>>150055820
this is the most reddit post of the thread, and that's huge considering the freddie spam

All these American food ads make me jealous of the food prices here

Steal those signs Grish
Steal those signs Grish
Steal those signs Grish
Steal those signs Grish

>>150055828
food in california is expensive. a big mac costs the same as in denmark

>>150055795
no thats kyungsoo but we call him eggy

go mariners

pence with a shout out to broccoli head zoom zooms

>>150055825
There’s nothing more Reddit than hating dogs see: r/dogfree

Shut the fuck up you third world Brazilian tranny.

>>150055825
based

>>150055845
cringe

da grandson of da wind ova here

Gausman dealin' (please ignore his ER today)

>>150055596
I am interested in the creative process behind this daring synthesis

Another stolen bag for Jasson

how far away from the mariners stadium is the nearest homeless tent city?

>>150055861
right outside the door

A STANTONIAN BLAST

>>150055845
I think I would rather go to the brainrot boards /pol/ or /tv/ than spend 1 minute on that subreddit.

>>150055724
>>150055742
Didn't Yankees just like threw him in there? Was Tim hill even available that time? Nestor did not wanted to pitch at all lol

A STANTONIAN BLAST 3-0

>>150055670
>phillies, cubs
kek

>116mph
holy cow

>>150055786
Grocery store chain here in Texas and rivaling Buc-cee’s in iconic Texas businesses. They do commercials with all the Houston sports stars every year which are always cringekino.

https://youtu.be/-xKff_O2N_g?si=YZVGauY8uYyTpobd

>>150055877
How does he compare to the big dumper?

consider the following: hating reddit is reddit.

>>150055877
October Mike is in peak form. Fuck a OOHENIO SWAREZ bitch we got a STANTON

Dislike dogs
Hate tattoos
Love forklifts, boobs, and the new york mets.

>>150055890
you tell me pal

apple TV announcer (don't care who they are):

>so many iconic sites here at fenway, from the Citgo sign to the Cocacola sign, the Penske Pole
kek

Nobody hurts the Marlins like ex-Marlins

One group here loves dogs, the other hates them. Guess which.

>>150055894
had me in the first half, ngl

>>150055894
>korean
>queens (China)
Theory proven. Only third worlders hate dogs because they eat them or are scared of rabies but rabies is a non issue in the majority of developed nations.

>>150055802
That’s not even far off. It’s Howard Edward Butt

What is based, what is cringe? Can a thing be both or perhaps neither?

>>150055917
>lives in a state with mountains
>never leaves his apartment
KEK

>>150055891
I'm almost 100% convinced now that I'm the only person left here who has never been to r/baseball or whatever it's called.

>>150055891
just by knowing what r*ddit likes or dislikes, you have already proven yourself to be a plebbitor.

>>150055921
I'm not the bugposter

>8 baseball games being played rn
stfu up about dogs

love dogs, asian women, and the mets

this tampa bay broadcast feels like it's the dodgers, they just keep glazing them.

>>150055936
what's up dog?

that comedian linked up there is right
I love dogs, they just have to be other people's dogs

Ohtommi John soon

>>150055924
>Based
Baseball
>Cringe
Yuroflop/floorsqueak

why does kershit do that weird arm stretch before hes about to pitch?

>>150055941
every broadcasts seems like they're "glazing" the dodgers but they're just talking about us, we're that good

Hating dogs is Semitic non-sense.

there's a nice pair of bazinga's in a blue halter top at the dodgers/rays game

>>150055907
Penske paid for the naming rights. get with the times.

>>150055966
you're required to post pics when you mention things like this

>>150055940
all of that except dogs
fuck dogs

>>150055975
these girls are very ugly (and balding)

>>150055972
i'll try to screencap next time

>>150055966
>halter top
you are gay.

lsf chimp loooooooooves dogs

>>150055989
actually i'm super hetero

>>150055975
These bitches look like dying fish

Which teams look good to win the world series this year? Doesn't seem to be any stand out teams for me.

>>150056000
sex with raynkees fish?

>>150056000
digits confirm

Dogs are based.

They only bark at minorities, vets (jews), and groomers (gays).

Also they do baseball things.

BROKENBATANI

Singletani

>>150056004
you know who really hate dogs? browns

KEK BRO GOT SPOOKED BY AN OHTANI SHRAPNEL SHOT

>>150056010
that's not how you hold the bat, dumb dog

singletani

Infield hit-tani

brokenbatani

AMAZING

retarded faggotani :3

ohtani damaged his bat, so he'd be able to do that. he knew he couldn't get a REAL hit against Baz

>saying the same thing as other people
you don't fit in by doing that, you just look reddit

>icecream cone catch to double play
man that was very unfortunate

>>150056031
>his team hasn't mastered the splinter shot
ngmi

>>150056031
4dchesstani

The Twins' broadcasting booth just hosted team president Derek Falvey. Most of what he had to say was basic dishonest rhetorical bullshit, but the one thing he did let slip was that the team sale was not if but when, and from the sound of it quite soon.

I thought Ohtani died after his last pitching outing?

/mlb/ looks deep into the mind of a redditor

>>150056047
faking cramps to get out of sudoku embarrassment

This team was more fun to watch last year, hope I’m proven wrong soon

I genuinely think that first game against the padres demoralized the mets. Jimenez has blood on his hands.

>>150055991
she's mentally ill

>>150056059
>juan blowto grief

>>150056059
much more fun last year

Those lillies whiteboys could learn a thing or two from Sosa on how to hit a baseball proper.

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

Ohtani tried to kill Brandon Lowe with that broken batfu

>no hitter over
phew thanks sosa

i think it was candelita, his absence is really felt

pete is dogshit...

>>150056077
Ahhh, the sounds of spring training

>effortstealing bases because you got traded

>>150055690
What looks like an umbrella?

>Turdner at bat

Reckerass is in the jackpot

my brewies are so good I'm getting bored watching this win

LOBgers

Rodon wants us to see the shiny new bullpen. Also, it looks like Stowers strikes out too much, which is a shame. He needs plate discipline so he can come up big.

>getting no hit by Faglos Blowdon
Enjoy paying Stanton’s salary next year marlels.

you now remember

>>150056046
Let’s hope that’s true and the new owners right the ship. It’s sad to see the Twins in such a state of disarray.

>dat sunset in tampa
domebabbies btfo

>>150056136
what, a meaningless win in the ws?

>>150056143
you know it's humid as shit there right now, but I wish I was there

sit the FUCK down midgetuve

alright /mlb/ culver’s pill me, is it really that good?

>>150056158
if you’re obese and white yes

>>150056120
imagine being this cocky playing the gnats

Yeah I'm thinking Volpe is better than Neto and Betts.

>top of the first rockies pirates game
>9-0
wow

>>150056146
Man, you're becoming really jaded if you're calling a team winning a World Series game "meaningless."

when did crystal geyser water become anime

Vientos believers (me) getting their day in the sun bros

>>150056170
what was the return supposed to be in the trade to the Dodgers?

>>150056175
doyerfags are uppity since october

>>150056158
It’s very good.

>>150056158
The best part about Culver’s is that they don’t hire subhuman mutt hybrids to handle your food

>>150056171
you must be jesting
>google it
god damn

nice, kersh

>>150056146
someone give this man a soul

>>150056175

SB for the Volpinator

>ctrl-f "no hit"
>3 results
you guys jinxed it for an unrelated game

the phillies are absolutely sleepwalking through this game

where nu?

>>150056158
Yes, this just reminded me I haven't had it in like a year I'm getting a double with bacon tomorrow

>>150056158
If you're the kind of deranged fucking lunatic that thinks Chick-fil-a is anything other than basic chicken sandwiches, then yes, Culver's is also very special.

i think tyrone shocks the world here with a base hit

we need nu

>>150056203
I think he should be sent to the syracuse gulags

How good is baseball stadium food?

-_-

>>150056146
wow you're fucking gay

>basic chicken mentioned
this sure is a cane's general

>>150056210
the ice cream is good

>>150056210
depends on the stadium but you can always find something good

>>150056218
why didn't you make this as a nu?

>>150056210
It depends on where you go. I've had comfy eats at minor league stadiums.

>>150056200
This is the best reply to any fast food slop question I’ve ever seen on /sp/. Well done, sir.

>>150056210
Pretty awful at Fenway Park.

>>150056210
it’s not good on its own merit, none of it, but the atmosphere does enhance it for sure. Anything other than a dog and peanuts and you’re just fucked in the head. Nachos MAYBE

>>150056200
What is a non basic chicken sandwich?

MY Martian :)

Confortie :)

>>150056233
bojangles

Volp’d

>>150056233
can e’s

cumfarto!

>>150056224
why so i can post nu just as 2 others post their nu?
fuck that

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>>150056243
nu

>>150056210
>he doesn't know about funnel cake

conforto feels at home in aaa stadia

I regularly HEEM everyone who uses the smiley face. Don't try me.

Are we back?

everyone is so distracted by the dodgers they didnt realize the pirates scored 9 runs in the 1st inning.

>>150056256
>>150056256

>>150056272
that's embarrassing, don't expect any less from a doyer bandwagoner

>>150056210
just like fast food quality varies greatly, so does stadium food (because it's fast food)

>>150056210
there is fancy disgusting slop available, but there are few things finer than a couple dogs and a couple beers while watching a game

>>150056136
never forgot

I like this thread

I might just keep posting here

>>150056136
I miss him bros

>>150056484
good posting going on in this thread...

>>150055113
Let’s go Fisher Cats!

bros, I just love baseball so much

>>150056863
<(-_-<)

>>150054990
Powerfully
Feminine
Monkey
Aids

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