Thread 150055823

happy bud1202 and mitch47
go flames

Florida Panthers desu

No one wants to see France in the Olympics bring back Russia

>>150055850
xqc does and he's a big eceleb

>>150055868
Who

No one wants to see Italy either since Coronato isn't on their roster

>>150055850
fax a strongly written letter to the olympics hq. I want to see ovi play

>>150055899
Host nations get a spot I don’t make the rules

12 teams isn’t enough it should be 16 like the world championship

>>150055823 (OP)
flames are shit

>>150055956
Just like my islanders

>>150055956
bud1

Olympic hockey should be a 32 team single game elimination tournament

>>150055971
No the lames are somehow worse than the Islanders

>>150055899
is deangelo playing for them?

shohei goes yard here

gonna take a huge marner before going to bed

>>150055850
The leafs cried like little babbys and said EM would be raped all over again so no Russia sorry

>>150055977
/vt/ are the real raped bitches on this website. They told Windy to kill himself all the time but he was proven to be right about everything.
Anyway, go Yokohama Grits.

how has /hoc/ still not tracked down any pics of EM?

>>150056057
casual detected this didn't happen

>>150056072

> t. woke globohomo apologist like all leafs

>>150056098
>gets exposed as casual
>seethes
kek

>>150056065
all vtumor simps are kwabs by default lil bro

>>150055977
>>150056065
>>150056098
>>150056112
Get a room you faggots.

>>150056122
>rags

>>150056122
cope hocgeneral.com is a chat room

>>150056112

> we will be sure to have nogs on the roster like good cucks now keep evil Russia out thank you saaar

casual still seething

it's the IOC's decision
the IIHF wants russia back asap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-35W_FWCT9Q
turn it up

>>150056151

>also indigenous nonbinary peoples who were born on and grew up smoking crack on occupied land

>>150056186
Scotty 2 Hotty's entrance music said turn it up

no the casual is r*ddit spacing lol

>>150056198
he does seem like a reddisoy

>>150056186
https://youtu.be/xpRP91qaaS0?list=RDxpRP91qaaS0

>>150056198

>also a couple troons if that helps

>>150056207
didn't click but probably sounds like shit

>>150056186
>>150056187
>>150056193
>>150056198
>>150056206
>>150056207
>>150056213
>>150056223

>>150056241
well, that settles it

>>150056241
nigga heil hogan

been using a shot glass to measure out mouthwash and reflexively swallowed

>>150056270
hey how are ya
hey how are ya?

Reflexively didn't ask.

>>150056270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naHObdmYLTQ

tbg reflexively swallowed bud's load on the easter of 2022

nabokov is the most underrated goalie of all time go sharks

>>150056340
Wait were all these guys besides sam dickinson and adam gaudette eight of the worst players in the NHL last year? Based

i had a dream the sabres won a playoff series

>>150056340
>only trophies he won was a calder and one iihf world championship
Bust.

>>150056409
Common immigrant tactic

>>150056409
he should've picked juan to assimilate to san jose culture desu

>>150056398
he led buds islanders in shutouts 3 years in a row, sweetie.

my darts were 2 for 13.43 now they're down to 2 for 10.73
God blesses a nigga

>>150056409
johnny nabokov
based

>>150056518
*tattoos long island on my neck*

Long Island 'round my neck
Long Island 'round my neck
He never gets respect
Long Island 'round my neck

Long Island 'round my neck
(You flush it down, you flush it down) He never gets respect
(You flush it down, you flush it down) Long Island 'round my neck
(You flush it down, you flush it down) He never gets respect

I can't wait for February

>>150056613
And I want my Marner to be healthy
And I want my Marner just for me
And I need my Marner not to control
Yeah and I want my Marner to be me

And I need to set my Marner free
And I need to set my Marner free
And I need to set my Marner free
And I need to set my Marner free

Set it free

>>150056613
IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BUD OF WON

went by juan nabokov in his first season with the shorks

>>150056664
I hope no major injuries for team USA

I've gone another budfession to make

Remember Argentina used to be 85% white and the rest light-skinned mestizos
Many years ago, Europeans stopped coming and immigrants from Latin American countries began to come,mainly people from Paraguay and Bolivia.
Now the native population is being replaced by brown people
In Argentina all this is completely ignored
the kids are brainwashed by telling them that the argentinian is the mestizo
some people even deny that the country was ever white.

https://www.amren.com/features/2017/04/argentina-a-mirror-of-your-future-buenos-aires-latin-america/

*shoots you in the head*
who let this rapscallion in here

moon looks dope tonight

>>150057078
stop staring at my butt

>>150057078
it's 50% illuminated
a true quarter moon

>>150057078
Sun hasn’t set yet

>>150057078
I was conceived during a full moon phase. True story

>>150057141
there's also a star that's going nuts

>>150057218
dallas
stars
dallas
stars

>>150055956
i know you are but what am i

>>150056910
*crosschecks you*

>>150057231
eat dick dylan

>>150057231
Hell yeah brother

>>150057231
i know its been a while sweetheart
we hardly talk, i was doing my thing

>>150057217
Sometimes when women talk about astrology I tell them that they've been lied to their whole life and that you're supposed to subtract 9 months from your birthday.

>>150057314
sometimes when women talk I check out and then they are looking at me like I'm expected to say something so I just go yeah and then they start talking again

>>150057314
im stealing this

>>150057237
a shit canadian

>>150057314
I dont know much about astrology I just know that I was conceived under a full moon in July which is my I have potent energy, high fertility, abundance, yin-yang balance, and strong emotional imprint.

be the bee, not the fly. look for what is good, not what is foul.

yeah I'm a Pisces that means I'm a retarded person and gay

>>150057408
well i think you're gay

I don't know what my blood type is but my waifu is AB

>>150057381
I know you are but what am I

>>150057381
jlmo

>>150057643
cute :3

>>150057771
stop being a fag

>>150057818
nah that's you

>>150057829
it could be both of us

bruins fans have arrived, i see

>>150057868
what if we kissed on top of the CN tower anon

Each team's second most recent Stanley Cup victory aka 1 Cup in X Years


>Never (1 or fewer cups)
Buffalo
Ottawa
Carolina
Columbus
Washington
Dallas
Minnesota
Nashville
St. Louis
Utah
Winnipeg
Anaheim
Calgary
San Jose
Seattle
Vancouver
Vegas

>2024
Florida (1 Cup in 1 year)

>2020
Tampa (1 cup in 5 years)

>2016
Pittsburgh (1 cup in 9 years)

>2013
Chicago (1 cup in 12 years)

>2012
Los Angeles (1 cup in 13 years)

>2002
Detroit (1 cup in 23 years)

>2001
Colorado (1 cup in 24 years)

>2000
New Jersey (1 cup in 25 years

>1988
Edmonton (1 cup in 37 years)

>1986
Montreal (1 cup in 39 years)

>1982
New York (1 cup in 43 years)

>1974
Philly (1 cup in 51 years)

>1972
Boston (1 cup in 53 years)

>1964
Toronto (1 cup in 61 years)

>1940
>rags (1 cup in 85 years)

>>150057920
Not sure who asked

>>150057931
I do it non-consensually

>>150057920
was just asking about this

>>150057920
that's honestly crazy how few teams have won since fucking Reagan, in the same time frame
>NFL
16 winners
>MLB
20 winners
>NBA
14 winners

>>150057945
Rape

>>150057920
>this era of >rags failure doesnt count because it wasnt in 4k

>>150057999
>look how few
>double digits for each
are you retarded bro? I am

>>150057607
That’s fine I have the emotional resiliency to take it in stride. You have waning crescent energy btw

>>150057999
The measure is the second most recent win, not the most recent. For examples, Carolina, Washington, Dallas, St. Louis, Anaheim, Calgary, and Vegas don't qualify for this list since they only have one cup

>>150055823 (OP)
>flames
>schizo
>not /hoc/ tuah
garbage thread

>>150058026
no pettersson?

>>150058178
waxing gibbous ahhh head

>>150058152
newfag

>>150058152
yeah it's a really shit thread OP is probably a huge fag that can't stop sucking dicks. I mean it's obvious.

>>150058026
I thought Bennett was good tho

trb attempted to conceive on easter

>>150058023
>>150058117
lmao sorry i'm drunk and retarded

>>150058178
the point of those charts is to be wrong in order to drive people to comment and share

>>150058224
tell us more about your imaginary friend schizo

how about we measure long island to the rape zone

>>150058178
I'm pretty sure the method only rates a player on his last 3 seasons, heavily penalizes older players and doesn't factor in playoff performances. He'll probably make the list if he doesn't get back to 100 points this year

>>150058215
The article spends the entire Bennett entry talking about how "total value" doesn't really matter to Florida specifically for this contract. They don't need him to be a superstar to make the playoffs and they are contending right now so who cares about how it ages. All that matters is what Bennett does for them April-June for the next couple seasons

>>150058293
Well not only do I think that is stupid, but I also think that it is dumb.

>>150058326
how to get that fit

>>150058347
Starbucks diet

>>150058353
my son will play AA already

>>150058286
in imperial clearly

what happens in novia scotia?

>>150058486
Hockey

>>150058486
Slavery and Ulster loyalism

>>150058504
just like my clubbies

>>150058486
Imagine Boston with no lebensraum behind it

>>150058178
His NMC kicked in and the Canucks franchise is bound to another 8 years of swedish failure.

>>150057818
I wish I had a friend like that

I wish i had a friend

I wish i had wishes

>walnut brain
goalies should get heemed
>galaxy brain
goalies should be even more armored and opposing players should be allowed to swing their sticks at him to weaken his defenses

>>150058928
>>150058940
Same :(

>>150058928
Why

>prayers are like free wishes, conan
>how else do you get out of chappaquiddick that easily?

>>150058509
>Ulster loyalism
Dare I say based

he was in northern canada

>>150058509
Ulster is Ireland you dumb dumb

Nova Scotia -> New Scotland

>>150058486
90% comfy woods
5% fishing towns
5 Halifax (where everyone lives)

When will the trend of throwing Dildos onto the court arrive in Vancouver and what colour will it be and will the green dildo hit Hughes and will he pick it up and when he picks it up will he put it in his bussy

>>150059477
yes

>>150058026
VIA THE ATHLETIC
>in 2025

>>150059471
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>150059477
I went to a Canucks game this past season and they had a moment during the TV time out where they showed some little girl who had cancer in the crowd and everyone got up and clapped but I was just left feeling sad.
No dildos though.

>>150059503
Sometimes it's good to be bored.

I've never vaped indoors before. Can i just blow that shit in to my pillow and it will disappear?

bad company

>>150057538
my ex claimed to be a pisces but she's acktchuyally an aquarius by one day idr how she coped with changing her sign kwadb (kek what a dumb bitch)

>>150059510
did the nucks win

>>150059527
it still smells stinky, but the smell dissipates quicker. your parents will still think you're gay though.

>>150059527
bro just breathe it out in your room, it literally doesn't do anything or travel

>>150059646
potheads don't think they smell like weed. they do. and they're gay.

Boycotting the league this year because of unchecked immigration

>>150059658
pot is for retards. for me it's beers and whiskey

>>150059499
name 1 contract worse than huberdeau's (protip you can't)

watching shannon's midsommar power rankings i don't remember the sens making the playoffs

when people say they vape, i thought they meant they were vaping weed not vaping shitty tobacco.

>download a cool new audio book about the pacific war
>the first 4 hours are about pearl harbor
Every fucking time

>>150059731
I used to smoke hookah with my college friends all the time

>>150059742
bet you smoked their poles too

>>150059741
what else would the first four hours be about you fucking retard

>>150059894
why is this supposed to be surprising? when gretzky was traded from the soilers to the kongs, the $15mill was enough to pay the entire teams payroll for more than a season. this image just exposes you as a newfag.

>>150059915
Cope

>>150059867
It's entirely possible to write a book about world war two without needing to summarize the reasons it started. European front books do it all the time.

>>150060033
Listen to some Brits talk about the commonwealth then

>>150059867
The collapse of authority in the Asia allowing Japanese imperialism to flourish

>>150060145
based chatgpt poster

>>150060145
Dutch, English and French “authority” in Asia was nonexistent

don't usually watch smackdown since it doesn't stream anywhere but watching it online since it's the go home show for summerslam bro's

slopdown was cancelled

>cena dropping the heel shit literally out of nowhere
this shit better be a work

Didn’t watch smackdown but did Cena actually turn face

>>150060216
in what other ways can you tell us you're gay?

>>150060281
sorry for the confusion bro i don't watch aew kwab

>>150060281
i bake cakes for JVOEL and carry dolls of her around in public

>>150060275
kek yeah.

>>150060303
Sad

>giulia's on
BASED

wheres jen

I've never flossed

who the fuck is mr iguana lol

>>150060499
he used to play for the flames

I'm thinking about turning heel on my boss.

this smackdown sucks ass so far bro's

>>150060617
shutup fag

>>150060617
Just like your golden showers

>>150060634
it's true i'm afraid. hopefully it picks up.
>>150060635
no milly

bud + 1 = trb

>>150060177
And into this political vacuum intrudes the formed cental authority of Japan, how odd

>>150060650
Retard

>>150060683
we don't sign our posts here
>>150060688
KEK

>>150060703
K E K
E
K

>>150060703
nooo I wanna fight!!

Trump should make Vegas the new capital of the USA

>steel cage lowering music
kino

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY COUNSEL ME
THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME

THEY TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150060711
Vegas is gay

Voices in my head made me cry in the plane. Had nothing to distract my thoughts. rip

>>150060948
nah that's you

>>150060963
That’s you actually

>>150060986
mopr

copey is gay on planet retard

>>150060948
based

>>150060963
pathetic, lackluster, empty

>>150061001
worked
>>150061002
but enough about you

You see, what, what sounds to you like a big load of trashy old noise is in fact the brilliant music of a genius, myself

copey is a worked gay on planet retard

>>150061020
>worked gay
that means i'm shoot straight dumb bitch tranny KWAB

planet retard?
we just call that place "vegas" here.

Morning marner was brutal today

>>150061316
we don't call those that here

I’m Japanese

>>150061334
I had a marner that nearly killed me today

>>150062356
thats just a typical canadian these days

>>150062438
aint that right jose

I have a dream

Real retard hours gearing up early today

>>150062919
Kwab

Just took a satisfying morning marner, this Saturday is off a great start

Marner is a dead meme it’s not funny and never has been.

>>150063407
Shutup Lt. Gomez

>>150063407
Thoughts on your devastating loss to bud?

Dropping a marner is no laughing matter

Discussing marners is a healthy activity disguised as a vapid shitpost

>>150063603
/hoc/ is healing

Typical

>>150063878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9cYcRotufU

I hope Buoy didn't have to fight this guy

>>150063878
https://x.com/SEAbuoy/status/1950981195208204387

>>150063878
Jen

>>150058015
I think the Rangers failure to win a cup within the last two decades is quite remarkable with that amount of success they've had at winning in general. Being more successful at winning compared to the Yankees and no cup is unreal in my mind.

>>150064026
I feel the same way about my Flames

>>150064026
>Being more successful at winning compared to the Yankees and no cup is unreal in my mind.
stankees didnt win either

big marner pounding on the door

i will hold it in

>>150064026
sharkies were the same thing at the same time but usually with more talented teams

>>150064053
Yankees have lost their mojo of world series winning these past 15 years, but 2009 is at least less than 20 years ago and they're the most storied, consistently successful franchise in the history of sports. Ranger fans would still be bragging about a cup win from 2009 if they had it.

>>150064079
Thats not good for your colon bro

Isn't it pronounced colon campbell

>>150063911
the brown bear virgin fears the krakhead

>>150055823 (OP)
Jaroslav Modry

>>150058026
Jake McCabes contract is worse than Nic Hagues, Hague can at the very least shoot the puck and hit the net unlike Jake.

>>150064568
I’m drafting high in next year’s gf draft

I cut myself trimming my pubes :(

>>150064718
kwab go flames

Connections raises my blood pressure

>>150064779
kwab

>>150064779
I'm on losartan

Damn birds woke me up >:(

>>150064779
wasn't happy

*bangs on anon's window*

>>150064293
Yeah

>Lisa Bry expected a standard meet-and-greet when she visited the manager of the local ice rink.
>Instead, she says that a front-office executive for a $2 billion National Hockey League team threatened her.
>Bry had just been elected president of Frisco Ice Hockey Association, a nonprofit hockey club for middle and high school students in Frisco, Texas. One of its board’s first actions under her leadership was to cancel the contracts of two coaches who had received dismal reviews from parent feedback surveys.
>But at the April 2023 meeting, Bry said Dallas Stars executive Keith Andresen told her that the Stars, which ran the rink where the club practices, wanted those coaches to stay.
>His next words are seared in her memory:
>“Let me remind you where you get your ice from.”
Why are the stars such a scum bag organization?

>>150065434
I’m pretty sure this happens with every organization. Can’t imagine there’s a good amount of people who have the means or are willing to independently own and operate rinks.

>>150065731
Pretty sure most NHL organizations dont strong arm minor hockey leagues

My sister is visiting with my 9 year old nephew and 2 year old niece and I am being dragged to the reptile zoo, I will try and take a picture of something cool

>>150066106
I haven’t been to the zoo in a decade

>>150066180
I havent been to the zoo since 2007. The activists got the elephant exhibit shut down, so im never going back

last time i went to the zoo a little monkey jumped on my shoulder and slapped my face
felt like a bitch desu

>>150066266
I used to go a lot but just haven’t gotten around to going in a while

>>150066266
>shutdown the elephant exhibit
Must have been laffs fans

>>150066106
>being dragged
stop acting like a pouting 14 year old anon and enjoy time with family

>>150066310
you are now swedish

>>150066409
Its saturday afternoon of the long weekend. Ill be too busy on jeet patrol to enjoy myself.

>>150066266
based grievance collector

Some kid got mauled to death when fell into a wild dog enclosure at my local zoo ):

>>150066429
when i was in grade 5 we went to an immigration museum and we all had to represent a country. all the countries i wanted were already taken so my teacher choose sweden for me because she said i look like them
what a bitch

I shot Harambe in the face

>>150066106
>>150066266
That sounds like fun

i was mistaken for a gorilla and kept in a chinese zoo for 6 months i got lots of free bananas and would throw my shit at the chinese people it was kind of cool honestly anyways go flames

>>150066667
You didn’t have to post this

I went to the didnt ask museum and saw a lot of exhibits /hoc/ could learn from

>>150066681
always trying to keep flamesnation down

>>150066667
I don't think the chinese are racist enough to do this

I asked thanks

chinese aren't racist. they're xenophobic like the rest of the world. racism is a white thing. learn the difference.

i went to the zoo once and i saw a gorilla throw up in its hand, swirl it around with its finger and then ate it right back up again

https://youtu.be/OqtCbu9jV54?si=zgCGglVe6iFrS2L_
It’s up

I got a blowjob at the zoo from a Korean broad I met on tinder.

I think Mark Messier would agree with me that Subban belongs in a Chinese zoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWM4bJNpch0
It's up

My sister paid extra for the kids to feed a snake

>>150067092
Why are they so rubbery and gross

at work a bit groggy bro's

>>150066968
Marc Messier isnt a chud

>>150067092
mr. iguana wrestled last night

>>150067131
Lizards aren't real, they are animatronics.

i hope seff cashes in on punk tonight
that would be so funny, dawg

wrestlechads sit at the cool kid's table in the /hoc/ cafeteria

>>150067246
Retard

>>150067214
would be kino. do you think that john turning face is a work
>>150067246
based
>>150067287
*rock bottoms you*

seattle kraken

>>150067337
i think they're going to do a double turn on sunday

more like the shitattle krappen

>>150067435
They traded for krappo kakko and it might actually be the best move they've ever made

breaking news: the bussy bros are IN

>>150067479
Just the camp 40 other players got invites too and only like 25 will make it

>>150067479
which of these is twink death going to hit the hardest?

happy bud1203

>>150067497
i'm sure that even if they get cut they'll be allowed to be locker room shower attendants for the games and practices

auston matthews "german stem cells"

>>150067504
Celebrini is going to lose the twink look and transform into an ubermensch Adonis, Bedard is just going to get ugly.

>jannies did their job for once
based

>>150067246
Wrestlefags suck each others cocks behind the bleachers

>>150067246
>>150067654
>wrestlings

it's over

>>150067685
Sad

>>150067685
binningWIN

For me? Season 4.

>>150067853
no one asked

>>150067863
Yet I posted it anyway

>>150067853
For me it's Rich Evans and Mike Stotklasa

>>150067685
Even in 4nations Binnington almost choked it all away to the Finns. Then he got out-dueled by playoff Helle which is equivalent to losing to a special needs child.

>>150067873
yet no one asked

>>150067887
i honestly think it was a fluke in the 4n just because of the low game count and that he's going to let in 5 against italy or some shit like that

>>150067887
>Then he got out-dueled by playoff Helle
>losing to a guy in the final means you out-dueled him
do americans really think this?

>>150067913
I’m talking about the actual playoffs you mong

I have a hard time believing that Bedard is only 1 inch shorter than Crosby

>>150067925
i accept your concession

>>150067943
He must be bowlegged or something
>does he hunch? Is he a huncher?

>>150067873
based

>>150067982
he's got good lips

66 days until home opener

>>150068002
"full" lips
>almost feminine in fact

>>150068030
aren't you the guy who was raped

Did you see James Hetfield start a church for Kermit, Mrs Piggy, Elmo and Bert and Ernie?

He’s now a pastor of muppets

>>150068026
that coincides with bud1269

>>150068026
coincidentally, the goat of the nhl also wore that number...

>>150067887
>almost choked
an oxymoron

>>150068056
Josh Ho-Sang?

Bedard seems like he’d have a nice hairless breedable bussy

>>150068096
another cool post buddy

>>150068063
Finland potting 3 in 4 minutes late in the third isn’t the best of looks.

this is what happens when bud 1s

>>150068026
Not sure why I said home opener instead of season opener

>>150068113
Me on the left

>>150067943
You’re supposed to always deduct 2 inches off their stated height

>>150068125
we all know what you saying, dough

if someone falls through the ice during pond hockey does the game stop?

>>150068096
why of course, less hair = less drag

>>150068136
My team starts on the road )=

>>150068159
>mine doesn't =)

The crocodiles get fed once a month, and i was here to see it. 2 Full racks of ribs, multiple whole chickens, all they fish they can eat. Fuckers eat better than I do.

>>150068193
what kind of fish?

rick tocchet can tocc the tocc and he can wocc the wocc: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eQfqKDbu6yo

>>150068193
Well yeah they get fed once a month

>>150068111
who won?

When do you think we’ll see the US Olympic camp selections?

>>150068268
Why does there need to be a camp

>>150068265
Stop being obtuse

>>150068268
gotta be sometime next week

>>150068287
nou

live each day like it's feeding day at the reptile zoo

>tfw usa beats canada in a meaningless game only to lose in the final
:)

>>150068268
Will Kane be invited?

>>150068314
Did you know turtles are reptiles? I always thought they were fish

>>150068314
yeah, that's the stuff

>>150068325
what is the 2010 winter olympic men's tournament

>>150068314
I like the way you think

Which team will be the first to fire their coach this season?

>>150068376
Panties

>>150068376
duckies when quenneville immediately covers up another rape scandal

>>150068341
what made you think playoff goals count towards regular season records?

>>150068401
Explain how you can rape someone to your twice their size

>>150068341
Me and the /hoc/ pwhl player are the only ones here who know who this is

>>150068411
it's going to be trouba on gudas

>>150068441
i thought it was celebrini

>>150068441
does he know 04/17/22 too?

I miss my flames so bad, gary's a fucking DICK.

THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE SUMMER

>>150068498
explain what the fuck is this: https://www.nhl.com/flames/video/coming-soon-to-an-arena-near-you-6375714879112

>>150067943
Bedard seems very short

One week until vacation lads :)

>>150068527
finna give it to ya

>>150068545
stay strong bro :)

>>150068545
Where you going

>>150068609
crocodile enclosure

>>150068620
Good eatins there

>>150068609
Just to the cottage, gotta get away from the city for a bit

saw this thing in world war 2 a bunch of Godless Nipponese got blown the fuck out by crocodiles during a retreat kwab go flames

>>150068542
Stankoven is a generous 5’5. I don’t believe Bedard got almost half a foot taller from then to now. If I had to guess I’d say he’s maybe 5’8 and change.

>>150068632
Speaking of which, I wonder what Kailer Yamamoto is up to these days

>>150068376
Probably the Kings. Who the fuck knows. the NHL goes through coaches like an alcoholic with beer bottles. They're all the same shit.

I hope Torts gets hired this season

>>150068663
yay more retreads! i love rehiring the same coaches who get mad at younger players and forcing AHL garbage into a lineup! i love when the NHL resorts to more dinosaurs because they hate the idea of the game not being agonizingly slow.

>>150068663
Whoever gets fired first will be replaced by DeBoer surely

>>150068663
Ottawa Charge

>>150068674
I just like him for his antics

>>150068674
Numale please

>>150068701
Enough with the old ass coaches.

>>150068376
Montreal will fire St. Louis if they struggle out of the gate

>one of the longest tenured coaches
>made the playoffs last year with a bad team
>GM makes lots of upgrades, raising expectations
>reasonable chance that Montreal plays better while simultaneously getting worse results

>>150068685
I feel like Tortorella is the kind of coach who completely disregards the womens counterpart to the sport he coaches, kind of like my old rugby coach who would just walk through active girls rugby games to get to the adjacent field instead of walking around.

>>150068724
They have a terrible defensive D-man core along with a very mediocre goalie tandem. This is a recipe for disaster.

>>150068376
Utah

>>150068724
Who is the next best French coach they can hire then?

>>150068736
defensive d only matter in playoffs

>>150068520
My flames support terrorism at roger's place

i'm just glad we're going to get more woodkino next season

it's actually crazy how often these guys get fired now. Also would AI slop be able to make a fast and lazy data visualization like this, maybe just from scraping a wikipedia page? I'm trying to find a use for it that isn't dogshit suno music

>>150068727
based and redpilled

>>150068335
based retard

>>150068783
well if a team is doing poorly the people want blood, and you can't fire the players. i bet most of the time there was just nothing the coach could have done, 99% of the outcomes of the games are in the hands of the players anyways.

>>150068663
I don't. He's a retard and he should have been banned for life after the incident with the Flames.

>gallant is in russia
kwab

Intetested to see how Gulutzan pans out. So far in all his interviews the things he said he aims to work on or fix are all the same things pointed out here.

I hope my xhenya returns from the front as a glorious war hero soon

>>150068864
xhe's ded

>>150068851
His actual coaching record is not bad, and he had a good playing career too, but there's still a sort of janky off-brand quality to him that reminds me of the KHL

>>150057771
That makes two of us :3

some say that bud had (don't) give hate a chance playing in the background while delivering that devastating pounding on 04/17/2022

>>150055842
TWO TIME BACK TO BACK

>>150068962
bud only listens to japanese pop music

>>150068987
jamiroquai is his favorite band

virtual rapesanity

>>150068987
I wish the jukebox at Boston Pizza had AKB48 ;-;

>>150057818
nothing wrong with kissing your homie on the lips when you're at the hockey arena

just farted. heads up!

>>150069077
They're called gary's

I hope they stop trying to astroturf the Hughes brothers next season. They’re A) not that good B) goofy/creepy looking and C) extremely boring

>>150069146
okay, chud

>>150069146
I hope they do and team USA falls for it.
lol, lmao even

>>150068895
he is incapable of getting along with management, which holds him back and makes teams weary to hire him

>>150069001
>>150060703

took a shower with my new soap bro's come smell my pits

>>150069146
the hughes bros will carry

/hoc/ is more interested in shitty drama and namefags than the Dallas stars owning a monopoly in Dallas youth hockey

took a nap bros

>>150069248
I only like players that have been baptized in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit I'm afraid

>>150069255
good for the Stars I guess

if you started watching hockey because your local team was on a playoff run I look down on you

>>150069335
I started watching because I have a dad

>>150069255
>fire a bunch of coaches because of "parental concerns"
>waaaaa give my kid more ice time
Thats not a legitimate complaint.

>>150069255
Counterpoint! There wouldn’t be youth hockey in Texas at all without the Stars.

eat dick dylan no one cares about your shitty sunbelt team or existence

>>150069370
which is GREAT talking point if you want NHL hockey in Houston

>>150069255
what's your favorite jamiroquai album

that jamiroquai set at woodstock 99 was dope

>>150069255
Read the article and don’t really get what they did wrong. Hockey has always been a rich kid sport it’s expensive by nature so how much cost does the author expect the Stars to defer so poors can play? Especially when the cost of equipment, energy, maintenance, insurance etc. continues to rise.

04/17/22 was only a few years ago

for me it's fabio laine

>>150069639
thoughts on bud1203?

don't let them see the bubblin'
t. trb reading bud1 posts

>>150069711
funny because trb fails to hide the bubblin' every time

>>150069726
2true, you can see the bubblin' behind the posts

bud 1

bud + 1 = trb

Could the next thread be calgary crowchild themed

>>150069774
nah it's going to be green light themed

NO MORE Calgary themed threads for a while.
There's 32 teams in the league, but Flames fans have been extremely selfish this off season making all the threads themed on their shit team.

Roger McQueen Commits to Providence College for 2025-26 Season
>Time to become a Providence College fan I guess
>Have fun with the east coast start times

>>150069802
yeah I kinda have to agree with this

>>150069077
I was eating lunch and some fat lady ripped ass

next thread should be Knights themed because copey won

it stinks like sex in here

>>150069815
Hey I always ask

>>150069788
good, cuz I'm ready to go-go-go-go
OHWEEOHWEEOOOOHWEOHWEOHOHOH

>>150069852
yeah that's a based from me

can the next thread be Calgary Flames themed, please, thanks

>>150069841
He lost though

>>150070059
Source?

>>150070029
I agree, long overdue

Our Tribal Chief has a match tonight bro's

>>150070059
reminds me of trb

bud did not 1

and just like that the bubbles surface

>>150070089
/hoc/

>>150070029
Yes! Great idea!

Soicuck bros. Matt Walsh made a YouTube video on the E.M. Scandal

>>150070333
Didn’t ask

>>150070333
was just asking about this

Just watched a wnba game where one team lost by 50 points

H0cke6 being spenxive nems no blacks and I like that it's a big part of the snort

>>150070592
The only lady game I respect is Foxy Boxing

>>150070592
>just looked it up
>tfw it was OUR acies
KWAB the dynasty is over

>>150070820
Honestly when the Minnesota broad with pink hair took (and hit) a 3 pointer with a minute left up by 50 the other team should have started a fight

>>150070820
bro it's the biggest party of the summer

>>150070847
yes! i will be running an event when it starts but i'm putting that shit on my phone via peacock bro

>>150070592
Did a dildo get thrown in the court?

>>150070893
yeah, trb's

>>150055823 (OP)
Now THATS a good OP


hope your summers are going well flamesbros and non-flamesbros

>>150070592
What's the NHL equivalent? Losing 6-0?

>>150071049
islanders

What time does summershit start

>>150071259
I'm in the sunbelt it's been summershit since like april

>>150071259
2 bings

>>150071259
-2 bings

How often do you guys wash your towels? I try to wash mine once a month but the internet is trying to convince me to wash them every 2 weeks

>>150071259
right... NOW

cardi b is over with me, brothers

>>150071259
august 13th

>>150071372
Like a body towel? I wash mine pretty much after one single use.
It's a towel... they're expendable and replaceable at any given notice.

Dish towels like every week or so.

>>150071455
body towel. so I guess I'm gross

>>150071471
No, its just that I have the luxury of being able to wash them whenever and have plenty spares, thats why I can do it.

If I didn't have access to a washing machine and only had a couple id probably only wash it between 1 - 2 weeks.

my gf made me buy a loofah
what a game changer

SHANT be using an early thread

new >>150071515

>>150071432
Shut the fuck up

>>150071525
Shant be using this one.

>>150071525
you made this one early on purpose
i'm on to you

>>150071525
fuck it im using this one