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>>150058303SEA: J.P. Crawford hit a walk-off two-run homer to give the Mariners a 4-3 win over the Rangers on Friday
SF: Randy Rodríguez walked one batter and struck out another in his lone inning of work to strand the ghost runner and pick up the save on Friday against the Mets
CWS: Andrew Benintendi doubled and homered in a win for the Angels on Friday
MIL: William Contreras went 5-for-7 with a home run, a double, three runs scored, and two RBI on Friday in a lopsided 16-9 win over the Nationals
PIT: Oneil Cruz went 2-for-6 with a double, two runs scored and a grand slam against the Rockies on Friday
SD: Robert Suarez pitched a scoreless ninth to pick up a save in a 4-1 win for the Padres over the Cardinals on Friday
COL: Antonio Senzatela allowed eight runs in 2/3 innings and got a no-decision in the Rockies’ 17-16 victory over the Pirates on Friday
PHI: Jhoan Duran slammed the door on the Tigers on Friday night, retiring all three hitters he faced to convert his first save chance as a member of the Phillies
Mariners won the baseball game btw
mikuners
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more like I SNEED it! haHA!
bedtime
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goodnight mariners nation
>>150060532why doesn't he pitch?
Which was more embarrassing, Pirates or Yankees?
Its a long way to get there
Enjoying a classic kek on /mlb/
>walked off by a 1ft hit
KEEEEEEEK
How many errors did Volpe commit btw?
>>150060620kek!! Post the onions !!
Ohtani has married a female basketball player and shown attraction to Cameron Brink who is also a female basketball player. I have an idea that Ohtani intends to make a son who will be a great basketball player in America.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7D33xpS4
>>150060675Ohtani wants to maximize height so he can have a son who's tall enough to also be a major league pitcher
>>150060500me, third pic, on the right
ZAMN
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>>150060555HAHAHAH BUTTHURT YANKEE FAN HAHAHAHAHAHA
>DA NEXT JETAHLMAO ROFL LMAO GERRIT COLE TJ HAHAHAHA
Listen here ass rag.... if I don't get those HOT LIPS on my freakin' memba I am going to lose my ape shits
I rather fancy a pecker war
Yegads, it's a den of Sodomites!
Watching Kerry Wood highlights
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DA JANKESSSSS LOOOOSE
dodgers won on purpose for entertainment purposes
reckerr
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Reck 'em
>>150060420 (OP)I am in a great mood.
>>150061320Hummina hummina GOOSZH
>>150060541Yankees because they're trying to compete, and literally all their deadline pickups fucking blew it.
>>150061320Funny how our fems are more masc than their butch queens could ever dream of
my newly gaped team full of no names is going to have to go against the dads next week haha :(
>>150061510you can say that again!
I need someone to check out this growth
Lock in that gay sex while you can, fellas.
>>150061606Wooh hey doc you got somethin' in ya eye
There was already a thread made. Nice to have confirmation Bakespie is a Yankees fag
>>150058340>>150058340
>>150061742I'll wait for Jomboy's take on the matter
>>150061742Good work detective, now scram!
>>150061782Please show mercy
>>150061742Reminder to not recycle this garbage
>>150061742He’s a Phillies phag he prob didnt see the thread in the catalog
You will never guess which mlb team I support.
>>150061915Please support my balls with your chin.
o pp
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lol yankees lost on a ball hit 1 foot away from home plate
>>150062066Understand this *places my balls on your chin*
Ohtardi
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Fuck I accidentally washed my unopened pack of unfiltered lucky strikes, luckily some are dry and actually didn't get too washed. Honestly lucked out haha
>>150062121>>150062147What is your opinion of Zack Greinke?
>dat ending of Yanks Marlins
wew
cool to see that ballpark with some life in it though
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>>150062348Don't even fucking START that shit
>>150062478https://youtu.be/xNX92he2L0A?si=jEwUyUlfG798YNrb
ohtani's bat broke and splintered almost in half as the ball slowly dribbled between 1st and 2nd, but then the broken part of his bat dropped right in front of the 2nd baseman before the ball reached him so broken bat obstructed his path to the ball and couldn't make a play so ohtani got an infield hit like that
>>150061732>>150062770The gayest of mets to you too my love
>>150062348Mink man status?
>>150062297when i was a teenage i dropped a pack of cigarettes in the toilet and still smoked them after drying. they were disgusting
>>150062297>>150063202Cigarettes are bad for you
>>150063230yes i quit like 12 years ago
The Chicago White Sox are 18-17 since June 20.
>>150063467Cum don't have a lot of fiber
>>150062348Where's the Mink man?
>>150063364cold turkey when i moved to a different state so i was starting a "new life" and made it easier
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>>150063754Mink man on the board!!!!
heeeeeeeeeres
the mink man
We won the trade deadline. We won the trade deadline of life. gm
If that goes as anticipated, Judge would be "in a position to be activated Tuesday or Wednesday'' at Texas, during a three-game set against the Rangers, said Boone.
Eligible to be activated off the 10-day injured list Tuesday, Judge is currently in a 10-day, no-throwing period and he's likely to initially serve as a designated hitter exclusively upon his return.
The timeline for Judge's exclusive DH period is uncertain, and it directly impacts Giancarlo Stanton.
Despite Stanton's stated willingness to resume playing right field on a limited basis, it remains to be seen if the Stanks would actually go that route.
>>150064309We'll get worse than what Caballero did last night if Stanton goes back out there.
>>150062297I tried luckies once because they sponsored the jack benny program but they were too harsh so I went back to rolling my own american spirits.
>>150064309Stanton’s aged dumper is too great a hindrance for fielding. Don’t rush Judge back.
>>150063754>No teams at allShit tier grid.
>>150064669Absolutely. It’s a fun stupid gimmick. A novelty. Now reason to hate it though; we need to evolve.
>>150064669I can't imagine two less relevant teams.
>>150064728Gm :3 back from church work to watch baseball gaem
>>150064732This genny hates gimmicks
>>150065157Yeah because the genny is old and stale, stuck in their ways. Gotta adapt and improvise to stay alive.
Is this nu? There are two nu's tho...
>>150065744This Jenny hates split nus
>>150065829considering it's been the norm for a lot of the season it wouldn't appear that's the case
>>150065923Many also hate what they are forced to tolerate
Some good baseball on MLB Network atm.
I made the most perfect grilled cheese for breakfast. I hope you all have a fantastic day.
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>pirates
>>150065968I let it go. at least it keeps something in reserve that we can start posting in instead of waiting on another nu.
>>150064244>>150064244Correct. High IQ punt game last night by Matt Blake to address the new arms.
>>150064309Stanton in RF like the good ole days. Maybe he can go to 1B?
>>150066079Did Rembrandt post a pic of The Storm on the Sea of Galilee? Did Vivaldi post a pic of Le Quattro Stagioni?
I will mating press Mrs Mets.
>>150066061I toasted a sub roll with salami and provolone, shredded lettuce and tomato. already feel like taking a nap.
>>150064669im driving the pace car
This guy was atrociousast night. You heard him yelling after each ball “THAT'S NOT A STRIKE”
>>150066288>2 rookies and a second-year playerwe aren't going to be an old team with everyone aging out at the same time
Inri
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>>150066321>not a strike >tell the people the news>they hate you and resent you for it sounds like a familiar tale
>>150066288>SnellThe World Series is back on for the Dodgers.
>>150066372they hated him because he told the truth
>>150066288I predict clutchforto will reach .200 ba today.
>>150066181We were only pretending to be retarded. Matt Blake knows what mechanics to fix now.
>>150066449based…BASED!!!
>rags
>21-34 vs >.500 opponents
yikes
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>>150064461good morning mariners nation
I just got jumpscared by Cedric Mullins in a mets uniform.
OBP leaders among qualified American League outfielders:
.449 — AARON JUDGE
.383 — George Springer
.362 — Mike Trout
.354 — TRENT GRISHAM
.351 — Steven Kwan
.350 — Randy Arozarena
.348 — Zach McKinstry
.344 — Jose Altuve
.343 — Byron Buxton
.341 — JASSON DOMINGUEZ
Volpe looks depressed. He lost the baby fat in his face. Whats happening baby Jeter?
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>>150066752Black Air Force 1 energy Dark Volpe anti-hero redemption arc soon.
>>150066724Stankeedoo 'em!
NY sports media needs to be attacked by some weirdo with an AR-15. You’d think its 2004 again.
>>150066841Whats the stankeedoo? Is that like the stanky leg? I missed this dance trend.
>>150060675>Cameron Brink
>>150066915You should have seen the da feesh!
Alright kids. Let's count how many rings did the Yankees win in the 21st century only. Ready? Go!
0 (2001)
0 (2002)
0 (2003)
0 (2004)
0 (2005)
0 (2006)
0 (2007)
0 (2008)
1 (2009)
1 (2010)
1 (2011)
1 (2012)
1 (2013)
1 (2014)
1 (2015)
1 (2016)
1 (2017)
1 (2018)
1 (2019)
1 (2020)
1 (2021)
1 (2022)
1 (2023)
1 (2024)
1 (2025)
Wow! You did it!
>>150066947Oh the Marlins game? I did see it fren! I saw a team that has won the last three and is going to win the next two.
>>1500613201 week into nofap and every day that ass gets more and more appetizing
>>150066973you know schitzer is only in it for the money at this point right? he'll go 2 innings max then spend another month on the IL with ______ soreness
>>150066953Two titles in 25 years is a lot more than most teams! Also, I wonder why the cutoff is the 21st century when plenty of teams have won before then.
>>150067005longest i ever went was 4 months but i also never went longer than 2 weeks in that time without having sex. i was so horny i was banging very questionable women
>>150066973Hopefully they can keep the division lead without having Springer’s insane bat to back them up.
>>150067030Scherzer isn't that good anymore sadly. Gausman is better. Who would the Blue Jays even pick in spots 1-4 for the postseason?
>>150066953lets be honest 2009 doesnt count either
>philthies
Surely you haven't been posting the same nonsense for hours…right?
Silence! A schizotypic is changing their IP.
>>150067004you just gotta root for da feesh, you just gotta!
some fuck spilled some nails on the road and I popped a flat. These tires don't even have 10k miles on it.
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Some weird voodoo Nostradamus shit going on last night between the Yankees prediction and this.
>>150067030...and he'll still get the W
apologize…to your cell provider for getting them range banned.
>>150067229of course it was a memeiners fan
Ok, im going to be a productive member of society now and NOT spam the general with the same nonsensical phrases for years at a time.
>>150067186Erm how could you pop it if it was already flat???
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>>150067233DAMN FROGNIGGAZ WE REALLY OUT HERE
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>>150067233>MaxiAidsYou pick that up with your new mobility scooter or raised toilet seat, Grandpa?
>The recorded launch angle was –86°, with an exit velocity of just 39.0mph, and the ball traveled only about one foot in front of the plate
WALKED OFF BY A ONE FOOTER KEEEK
>>150067233#FrogLife
heres pepe if he were a frog
ITFDB
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ITFDB
passionate love making with kirsten
Somehow... Blake Snell has returned
guesstani strikes out again
yank
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I was posting in the wrong thread
>>150067714everyone knows those don't count
Caminero is gonna homer this game
>>150067758seems like a mistake ball hitter still
>>150067233That's my pic :)
>vendors shitting up the broadcast
kek
>>150067825I miss dating corvallis high schoolers....
>getting double played twice in the same inning
just doyer things
>>150067842it's a young up-and-coming team. please understand..
>>150067864aren't they literally the oldest team in /mlb/ and all on expiring contracts?
>>150067874it was sarcasm, buddy
>>150067882I'm sorry, I frequent reddit, I don't grasp sarcasm unless you finish the post with /s
>>150067892kek do you really do that?
>>150067874>>150067864If the doyars don't win the ws this year are they basically crippled until the farm starts producing?
>>150067917they'll be the preseason favorite to win it all next year as soon as the last out is recorded this year
>don't mind me
>just prrrrtin' through
>>150067967Chadres got you nervous huh?
>>150067949why care about being one year's preseason favorite when they're the current favorite to win the next 10 ws right now? you're a small thinker.
>>150067977mason miller is literally the best closer in baseball
>>150067967kek, prrrt on 'em poodres!
>>150068008they're going to win the west by a double digit lead guaranteed
prrt
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>>150068008>super bullpenKEK
>>150068043something the doyers don't understand
>>150068008he better be after you traded your top prospect for him
>>150068008*record scratch*
*slide whistle*
*sad trombone*
*price is right tuba*
>>150068050not enough reps and he's a little too patient at the plate
I think the DOYERS should have started the game later in the day when I'm awake!
>>150068053>having wins as a closeroof
>>150068053One of these two played 40 home games in a minor league park this season
>>150068050So what's the answer? Sitting in front of double doors getting flash banged? Getting AWP'd down middle? Oh let me guess you wanna be cute and take the stairs at b. Fuck you, rushing short A.
>>150067967>doyerpaco trying to buy insurance I don’t blame you
he did it again you gotta be shitting me
well this is yankee stadium lite after all
yankee stadium needs to be demolished and this field needs to be turned into a parking lot
KEK DOYERPACOS
CHADRES OWN THE WEST
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>>150068086I’m saying we can’t just mindlessly rush every round. We need to be more strategic. Send 1 or 2 with flashes to b, hold middle for 30 while we eat up their rushers. Strategy and teamwork.
>>150068122>>150068119>>150068110haha, okay, but just wait until the dodger rotation is healthy and the other team can't feast on these AAA shitters
another team scoring 3 runs against the dodgers is like winning the world series to poodrepedos lol
>>150067714>>homer in 1 of 30>>homer in 1 of 30>>homer in 1 of 30
ItsOver
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>>150068141You didn't switch to your knife, we walked into an ambush.
How do teams with non-white managers generally perform? I some teams with brown managers who look like low level cartel members and I don't understand how you feel confident with them in charge.
Shouldn't the manager be an old white guy?
I want my doggie doos to hit a couple of those little league home runs.
>>150068176kek, look up the M's black manager from the early days if you want to see how bad it can get
>>150068176the whites should manage. the browns need to stick to laying pipe on your mom.
>>150068150His second homerun is a homerun in two other parks
Houston and NYY
>>150067714>>homer in 1 of 30
>>150067046Marry my wife and you won’t have the problem of too much sex
>>150068176He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
>>150068176theres only been one black manager win a world series and it was dusty baker in 2022. dave roberts doesnt count since hes blasian
>>150068176i wish we could have willie randolph again instead of mendoza
>>150068250This thread is now a complaining about my/your wife/gf/sister thread
My wife doesn’t like me
>>150068218both of the pitches were 4-seams on the inside. maybe try something different?
>>150068278what are or aren't you doing to make her dislike you
Freddie has now climbed back over .300 (.301).
>japanese pitcher
>throws six pitches
>throws a splitter
>>150068304She just wants me to bring her stuff she’s too lazy to get and pay for things. I’m probably too much of a doormat
>>150068317It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>150068252Dodgers have another intriguing Blasian prospect right now named Ching-Hsien Ko. half Taiwanese half South African
https://www.mlb.com/milb/prospects/dodgers/ching-hsien-ko-828667
it's not fair, a homeless franchise that hates its fans doesn't deserve this
>>150068333get her one of these. problem solved.
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>the yumbo yack is secured
>>150068252Cito Gaston you redneck
>>150068359He's a fucking beast. One of the few (Dodger) prospects that really stood out when I went through the list the other day.
>>150068405the top 4 OFers all sound very interesting to me
>>150068396Kek that’s a good idea
Smell's pants are riding up his ass. It is becoming a discomfort and distraction for him. Collapse soon.
Can't believe that the Yankees still have problems on defense. You lost the World Series because of your defense! Work on it!
>>150068426he's rotating through 2 uniforms with another in reserve apparently
>>150068076>1.32 vs 3.66 eraAnons here actually think miller is better cuz he throws 104 instead of 100 lol
>>150061510>Funny how our fems are more masc than their butch queens could ever dream ofWhat does this mean?
>>150068456>6'5">throws 103his arm gonna be blown smoove off sooner or later
who the FUCK keeps yelling into the mic
>>150068505I move away from the mic to breath in.
will Shohei ever stop striking out and hitting meme singles?
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What's the White man's MLB team?
Snell has the face of someone who’s always hungover
>>150068607I always thought he looked like a mouth breather
>>150068594Dominican Republic
>>150068594The one that’s dying out
>>150068617That too, seeing how he’s a chinlet
>>150068588poodrepedos enjoy watching dodger baseball more than their own stinky cacapoopoo team LOL
>Speedway Classic
Holy based.
>>150068607>>150068617Yeah he's a mouth breather hence the recessive chin. Perhaps due to allergies judging by the bags under his eyes.
>>150068631all that in a 6'4" 225 lb athletic body
This Diaz nigga is dabbing on the Dogders
>>150068594This WILL be me in 10 years bros.
>>150068594she looks insufferable to be around with
yeah Chadres going to stomp on the doyerpacos kek
Zesty contact from Betts
just didnt get enough of it
at least it looks like Mookie's getting closer
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>>150067714>>homer in 1 of 30
>>150068723>>150068728poodrepedos can't meme lol
reminder that the poodres bring drama wherever they go. first with intentional HBP on the dodgers, then they did it again with the cardinals last week.
literally the trashiest organization in baseball and it's not even close
Thanks for switching pitchers for singletani
>>150068403>Cito Gastonhes mexican
>doyerpacos talk more about the Padres than their shit team
kek
Why are the Poodres so obsessed
>>150068849shouldve chugged powerade before bed rookie
>>150068881I’m drinking pedialyte right now
>>150068904how undignified
when will the doyers give back their fraudulent "championship"
Nobody better post that Amish royals fan or I'm gonna lose it
>>150068904powdered gatorade is a cheap way to rehydrate if that's a regular issue
I'm hungover too but I just opened a beer to treat it
>not just drinking water to stay hydrated
pacos on the seethe already
>>150068970Doyers or padres?
>>150068959americans are allergic to water
>>150068959>not consuming electrolytes to replenish electrolytesone pisses a lot of salt out during a night of drinking
I eat a lot of salty food when I'm drinking and partying, so it's OK
>>150068991I have 3 cups of coffee a day. other than that, I basically only drink water.
>>150068989only one is in a constant state of seethe
>>150069028That’s both of them
>>150068959I only drink monster branded water
Canned water tastes like shit
>>150069018I don't like sweet potato fries.
>>150069038you're mistaken
boring ass game, gonna play some video games
For me, it’s Liquid Death
>>150069058fact check: mostly true but water that contains contaminants is bad for you.
>>150069071translation: doyers are losing and ohtranny is 0-5
>>150069074htf is that even a thing that can stay in business
Water? like from the bong? gross?
>>150069071>doyerpaco gives up on his teamplastic fans
>>150069058do you realize how many dihydrogen monoxide deaths there are each year?
>>150069090from the meth pipe
>>150069089Caters to Redditfags
>>150069095I was super impressed with how many Rox fans were there in the 9th
Do not reply to astromiguel
>>150069126but I'm a girl
>>150069120it's one of the nicest stadiums to watch an evening game this time of the year
>>150069126trashtros got ya seething, chum?
>>150069071kek doyerpacos really do be like this
mleb, which other genny should we fusion dance with
>>150061453
I just realized the Rays are wearing DevilRays jerseys
baseball is healing
>>150069157having moved from brownsville texas to san diego, it really do be like that
>>150069164/tennis/ ? /cyc/ ? /wnba/ ?
>>150069197I like /box/ and /cyc/
>>150069191Stop reminding me Ozzy died :(
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>>150069218>worshiping a false god
>>150069218He's still alive in our hearts =(
>>150069222checked
>Please wait 3 to 7 business days for /hoc/ to get back with you about this, I suspect resistance
In what world is that a double kek lol pirates life for me
>>150069249>business daysand of course my dumb ass posts this on a Saturday afternoon >:(
We cant hit and we had bad luck last night. It's over.
2 games behind after tonight is over. tick tock doylers, Chadres are coming for that ass.
>>150069308based...BASED!!!
in his last 30 at bats
>5 singles
>1 home run
>3 rbis (all from the 1 home run)
>15 strike outs
>2 walks
we're all devil rays fans today
gg rays
see you tomorrow morning for the rubber match
gg rays at least it was a quick one
GG Rays
Now I know what it feels like to get shut out.
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>>150069379Another win for Hoyerchads
will the doyerpacos even make the playoffs kek?
>>150069386Honestly I'm terrified
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Kek is 4chan slang for lol
>>150069389so what if they do or don't you'll still be a loser bitch either way
blue jays baseball and then summerslam!
what a great day under the sun!
>>150069405I look and talk like this
every ball in the air finding a glove this is BULLSHIT
>>150069405kek comes from the world of warcraft. When members of the Horde say "lol" it appears as "kek" for the Alliance.
poodre
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>kek comes from the world of warcraft. When members of the Horde say "lol" it appears as "kek" for the Alliance.
poodrepedos can't meme kek
This boricua had a wild night in San Francisco! Can’t wait to do it again tonight!
>>150069429You’re confusing etymology with definition.
>>150069455>slices your nutsack
>>150069455I'm not confused about anything, ma'am
UmpGabe
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Bros, I can't keep going through this with these MotherFucking Umps!
Why do all the Royals jerseys say "cutie" on the sleeve?
doyerpedos are obsessed with the chadres kek
We tried to tell Yankees fans about Doval... None of them would Fucking believe us! We told all you all he was a headcase!
Shittlers on the mound today for the stankees
>Another catcher with a concussion
STOP
CONCUSSING
OUR
PLAYERS
>>150069500Anything to get Brian Cashman into unemployment, the better.
>>150068447Is Judge considered a good defensive player?
>>150069515you didn't see the E9 last night, did you?
I WILL be hate watching the Jankee game later today
>>150069515Definitely, above average range and really strong arm
>>150069521We saw an E8 last October.
>>150069445That's me fr fr, also lol Snell already in mid season. No refunds, doyers.
Scherzer just out for blood, he doesn't care what jersey you're wearing
>players concussed everywhere
>flyouts everywhere
>Scherzer losing the zone
>dodgers shut out by a minor league team
