Thread 150061453

this isn't an april fool's event faggot

Second for Suomi

weighed in at 235 lbs last night

Zatdaddy will Mpreg du pozzy with an HIV fetus

Edd Straw for the super heavyweight division

and what about /tennis/

Smilin Sam will show Robelis that this aint tae kwn do

gimi

did someone say motor vehicles?

>>150061645
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>150061453 (OP)
A daring synthesis
I just schaub'd and Hamilton'd in the toilet

schumi

>>150061453 (OP)
go back to /balt/+/ausnz/

Schuomi

Feels maybe finally like a thread where we have the respect we deserve

Schaubmacher

Why did 7-1 in the UFC Martin Buday get cut?
Guy's got a fairly elite record at HW and they cut him?

>>150062033
hes not le exciting and his contract was finishing so they would have to pay him more than his last one to renew and hes a HW so he probably gets paid more

imagine LMAO faggot

>>150062062
Sign post monitor

>>150062060
Fair enough but then why don't they hold like 90% of the women fighters/other boring fighters to the same standard?

>>150062060
>>150062074
It looks like they do things based on engagement which explains playing to an indian and dagestani market rather than the ppv one, probably why Netanpuria bought himself followers too and how certain fossils with meme value like weidman and ferguson don't get cut well passed their prime

>>150061453 (OP)
He's got sugar in his tank

>>150061800
Schumi babumi

>>150062256
one kick and that thing is going flying across the room

>>150062329
Wow. His movements are erratic and idiosyncratic

>>150062329
>tiktok
Wow what a faggot zoomer

>>150062349
is that what gave it away?

>>150062345
Care to extrapolate?

Motorcycles have a lot of heeming power or so I've heard

enters the dread

>>150062329
i would never call this guy a zoomer faggot because mikey matsushemi taught me that appearances can be deceptive and i dont want to get my knee snapped

>>150062497
>italian humor

And rocks in snowy mountains too

We need more bikes that's the key to getting in UFC

(You) will be staying awake for taira vs park ?

Michael Schaubmacher

guy my life is a blur and I missed ufc 318. I hope you guys had fun ;_;

>>150062533
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Ciryl Fucking Gane is going to put on a yall musta forgot masterclass and a -when trash talk goes wrong- beatdown comp for the ages.

>>150062579
Thats not Gane you retard

That Gane is retarded

>>150062561
Are you quoting a police brutality song ?
I thought much about you

>>150062670
A Daner reference b he famously loves the band

>>150062703
Oh didnt know

Tatsuro Taira vs. Hyun Sung Park
Matuesz Rebecki vs. Chris Duncan
Elves Brener vs. Esteban Ribovics
Karol Rosa vs. Nora Cornolle
Neil Magny vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
Danny Silva vs. Kevin Vallejos

>>150062723
hahaha that's a good one mate now post the real card :D

>>150062723
Taira
Rebecki
Brener
Cornolle
Magny
Vallejos

>>150062788
is that aspinal?

>>150062349
Bodied that freak.

>>150062723
park
rebecki
brener
rosa
zds
vallejos

Wankalaev

>>150062723
Shant
Shant
Shant
Shant
Shant

Fuck you

>>150062723
Tatsuro Taira
Matuesz Rebecki
Esteban Ribovics
Karol Rosa
Neil Magny
Kevin Vallejos

austin bashi fight day....whoever that it

If you watch tonight's slop you may as well be drip fed ari emmanuel's semen for sustenance

>>150062980
it was worse before Ari showed up... remember Viera vs Tate? 12 decisions and no Jew in sight

>>150062993
>implying I would disgrace my eyes with that slop

>>150062993
The 5 years before Ari were better than the years since

>trains gane right as a joke
nothing personnel tomala

what was the original mainevent of this piece of shit of a card?

*gets caught for roids*

Peaches in wine are a peach of a peach

Assyrian and vietnamese blood

WONK WONK

Celtic and.... Uh.. some Asian blood

>>150063178
they tried to burry him

someone bodied sweden

>>150062723
Jesus wept

>>150062716
For context meghrebro

>>150062723
Thank god Roman Dodlidze is headlining next weeks card or the UFC would be COOKED

I'm only gonna watch my nigga Ribovics fight

>>150063178
This doesn't happen at MLB, NFL, NHL, or NBA games.

An amateur league the UFC.

>>150062723
May the best man win

>>150063041
noooo not a chnace theyd be the same if anything. nothings changed since espn took over

>>150063178
scream from the heavens
hear my cries
oh Lord don't abandon me

>>150062723
park
polish power
Ribovics
rosa
2 santos
valljejos

Ciryl Gane: 43 of 61 Sig. Str.
Alexander Volkov: 39 of 71 Sig. Str.

Giosuè Vanni

>>150063395
Or woman

are nose strips legal? they were huge in the tour de france this year and supposedly increases oxygen intake like a wonk nose repair might do
maybe a stealth one you place inside the nostril might give you a cheeky edge?

>>150063379
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHA pffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just watched a chigga put a chopped meng inside the mouth of a chopped head

Not looking forward to this card or indeed really much anymore

>>150063606
I thawlt the messicans did that and your lot in Jersey why would you watch that b

>>150063638
hockeys starting up soon, plenty to be happy about.

>>150063655
Morbid curiousity

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCFBnubRMI4

and here sirs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4GYwK4TMsE

>/heem/ + /f1/
The most gay thread on any chan

>>150063703
>>150063740
Neat.

>>150062595
It's me, halfwit nufag brokeback little reddit bitch.

>>150063661
Thanks b that helps a bit

>>150062579
>Big Frank who's more powerful better striker than Asspissnal couldn't touch Gane
>Sergei Spivac who is a better grappler than Asspissnal couldn't take down Gane.
No one actually thinks Asspissnal beats Gane. Just some piggies squealing.

>>150061453 (OP)
I can't tell which one is gayer. But heem is at least a sport, so I guess it wins.

>>150063782
My team has secured a solitary Finn to play with Auston Matthews and needless to say Im pumped. You know the saying "with finns you win".

any twinks in mma?

>>150063881
Robert Valentin

>>150063881
jeff molina

Chadwick bros... were back

>>150063894
>>150063902
grim

>>150063912
that's super gay bud

>>150063912
Payton Talbott championship run incoming

>>150063912
i do not look forward to this twink-dominated era we are entering. i am merely a harbinger of the future.

>>150062723
SunGOD
Rebecki
Ribovics
Rosa
Magny
Vallejos

>>150063941
yjk he absolutely blasted her chest with semen this morning before they left the hotel

>>150063941
who's the skirt?

Can we use the real /heem/ instead? Too many F1aggots in here
>>150055764
>>150055764
>>150055764
>>150055764
>>150055764

SunmerSlam is on today why didn't ufc take the week off or put on a wmma main event

>>150063972
the wonk noses are everywhere

god punished tom for his miscegenation

>>150063965
uh no this is a cross promotion to increase poster base

>>150063968
>WWE and Wednesday
Eat your mama's chicken tendies in silence or fuck off, you autistic crybaby.

>>150063965
No.

who is the lewis hamilton of mma?

>>150064043
Old black and washed?

>>150064050
Jones it is

Martin..................BUDAY!!!!!

>>150063968
to punish you for being a nonce??

>>150063912
Hey those guys look like me

Magnybrehs..... Im' feeling good about this. We're gonna keep out distance from Zaleski and get that 29-28 decision victory.

>>150064180
chaddersssss

sean woodson fight announcement coming soon

>>150062723
Taira Banks
Duncan
Brener
Rosa
EZDS
Vallejos

rain would be kino

>>150062723
>Tatsuro Taira
>Matuesz Rebecki
>Esteban Ribovics
>Nora Cornolle
>Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
>Kevin Vallejos

>>150064342
vrooooom
vrooooooooom
vrom vrom vrom vrom
Vrooooooooooooooooom

>>150064373
based

>>150064397
>>150064373
>>150064342
mate don't samefag in here that autistic shit isn't welcome

not a sport

>>150064420
retard

>>150064445
bodied that freak

>>150064445
means nothing

i know it's early, but i will go ahead and name taira vs park as fight of the year

>>150064420
>>150064429
piss off ya cunt! go ave a wank wif yer bruvs in the ovver thred

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW3nqQJaftE&pp=ygUCZjE%3D

f1 death ball, with a metal sphere. the cars drive fast enough to ride the walls of the sphere while the fighters fight to the death in the center

>>150064526
At the white house

Could Brendan Schaub still make it into F1 or is it too late?

tai tuivasa is beginning to resemble a death ball

>>150064541
brought to you by Carl's Jr.®

>>150064499
Based

>>150064226
I'd let her walg me to muh trug

>>150064043
Who?

>>150064569
I think you’d be surprised

prolific dirt track racer dricus du plessis

>>150061453 (OP)
Driving isn't a sport. >>>/o/

formula /heem/

Gane is going to knock out Tom before round 2.

>>150064977
bare niggas saying this shit

>>150062329
Terrifier? I hardly know her

Nigga

Ciryl Gane has ZERO first round knockouts in the UFC

>>150065237
Good. Shows his ability to outclass his opponents in even the later rounds.

Tony Ferguson vs BJ Penn BKFC
winner dies
loser dies

>>150065237
that's why Tomalala will be his first round 1 KO

I have literally never watched Hyun Sung Park fight or even knew who he was before 3 days ago
Going to put 50 on him

why would a georgian have aspinall derangement syndrome

BJ Penn update

Anxietys has returned and it's fucking me up more than last time. I panic when swallowing and can't fucking eat food atm. It gets stuck in my throat. Only drinking iced tea. Gonna get some raw milk monday from the farmer next door and live off of that and raw eggs mixed in. Fuck this bullshit man. Whatever I wanted to cut weight anyway.

What the fuck is wrong with germans

Round 1 Gane start popping the jab in the first minute, Aspinall is kept contained by Gane's timing and foot position. Aspinall in frustration tries to go for a football tackle double leg, Gane gets taken down but has superior jiu jitsu, position stalls out with Aspinall on top
Round 2 Gane start building up volume and offense. Aspinall has never faced this much resistance in the feet but he's not getting hurt. None of his blitzes are landing and he keeps getting countered with his chin up and eyes closed. Dominant performance by Gane.
Round 3 Gane start building his offense again, Aspinall is gassing bad. Goes for a single leg, gets it, Gan rolls for his legs, applies the heel hook, there's the tap, the belt is going to France

>>150065562
I took bulgarian thyroid hormones and androgens and fucked myself up. I'd rather just piss myself like the other germ

The family who mogged MMA

>>150065526
>I panic when swallowing and can't fucking eat food atm. It gets stuck in my throat.
I had that before. Magnesium helped me. Like 200 mg magnesium citrate on a pretty empty stomach. Not so much to have a laxative effect. It calms the nerves quite literally. Relaxes muscles and eases anxiety.

I had that specific problem for a while when I was younger. Eating pumpkin pie worked for me before I discovered magnesium and also breathing and relaxing. It’s pretty impossible to choke on some pumpkin pie so that sort of eased my anxiety feedback loop and as it turns out pumpkin has a little bit of magnesium so maybe that also helped.

Also that sweet tea may have sweetener that inflames the esophagus and stomach making it hard to eat and swallow properly. Plus caffeine causes anxiety and depletes your body of minerals like magnesium.

>>150065579
TRVE AND FACTVAL

dear tomala when will he learn

>>150065624
yeah you're right brother but i have nothing else to drink rn that has calories. Might drink some chicken broth later, slowly... I even choked on eggs and my saliva earlier I'm not touching pie lmao
Took magnesium glycinate earlier and will take some more in the evening. Did you try TRE exercises that make you shake and release stored trauma in the body? Heard it helps.

Gane vs. Gane

What machine is Dana raging against?

>>150065724
>fanboys over RATM
>still slurps the testicles of pedo billionaire Donald
Dana a man of contradictions

>>150065765
>hue
Opinion discarded.

when you built the machine you swore to rage against

>>150065724
Goofs

>>150065798
he's not wrong

>>150065717
Is it sweetened tea? Like premade in a bottle? Or even black tea in general can really aggravate the gut. I had the problem before I heard about that shakeout the pent up anxiety stuff. But I naturally do plenty of autistic movement to get energy out or whatever. Do you vape?

Some of those that work forces...

>>150065915
nah bro vaping is gay, i used to smoke a lot but i ut that out after getting pneunomia a few months back, plus anxiety makes it hard to breathe. i feel super homosexual. the tea has sugar in it but also invert sugar syrup and stevian sweetener

khamzat is not prepared for the rolling tank boxing siege of big dric

>>150065874
Here's the thing you little retard: Dana fucking White does whatever the hell he wants. You can cry about him online but he will never see what you've said.

>>150064226
>Pick Chuck chick pic for pick in F1 crossover thread
>Chuck Leclerc pole
Yeah I'm HIM.

these niggas smoking pole

What does an anxiety attack feel like?

The simple fact is, I really do not care. The end!

>>150066140
when it's really bad it feels like a heart attack and you're sure you're about to die, mild is like you can feel your chest and throat tense up and your heart beating faster. perception, awareness changes instantly to panic mode and you think irrationally. I heemed my worst panic attack by running out of my house at night and sprinting through the woods with the goal to make my heart explode

>>150066140
like this

>>150066191
That sucks, dawg, I hope everything gets better from now on.

I hope dana gets bogged in a few years. Would be kino

I don't care very much just about enough

I HAD TO BATHE MYSELF EVERY DAY WHEN MY SERVANTS WERE ON HOLIDAY
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY STORY

There really are no American draws who can headline UFC White House 1. It's going to have to be a fake American like Merab.

>>150066358
Merab vs O'Malley III. Netanyahu, Trump, Thiel and the Nelk Boys front row

>>150066358
>Merab
We are not having midget wrestling at the White House

>>150066011
Meaty. Juicy. Girthy. Thick. Yacked. Pulsing. Throbbing.

Ain't no one else like Dricus "Stillknocks" du Plessis.

ufc white house will be stacked but i'm not excited for the noche ufc style america pandering between the fights desu
i imagine it's going to be 10x more insufferable too

>>150065951
How old is she?

Till status?

>>150062723
Taira
Rebecki
Ribovics
Cornolle
Magny
Vallejos

What is this/ heem and f1? what for?

>>150066330
>on holiday

I call seatbelts fag belts

there are levels to this game beyond your comprehension

>>150066448
When you think about it, Ilia is basically Verstappen.

>>150065994
For some reason the tea in plastic bottles causes me a lot of gut inflammation. Lipton, Snapple, Gold Peak, Pure Leaf. As opposed to homemade tea. It took me a while to realize how much they messed me up. Caffeine is going to increase adrenaline and noradrenaline, so if you really want to reduce anxiety you may want to taper down.

>>150066509
>even when DDP, in his mercy, gave Tavares top control, Tavares was absolutely dominated for the entire fight and looked like a zombie by the end of it
How can one man be so based?

>>150066448
some fag decided heem wasn't faggy enough

>>150066191
if the mild one happened to me but for like a few seconds does it still count

>>150066437
Dricus looks like he’s strenuously fighting the impulse to French kiss Till there

>>150066509
Saw this on YouTube shorts and roasted some cazzie in the comment section

>>150066606
What is Volk air frying this week?

>>150066606
>something that isn't takis deep fried burger
>it's whole foods millenial slop
fuck you bolk

>>150066621
The first non repulsive dish I’ve seen Bolk cook.

Who was the Jannetty?

I could be a UFC champion, but I don't want to have to pee in a cup in front of the drug tester.

>>150066655
This isn't deep fried slop

>>150066674
Lando is Aljo, Piastri is Merab.

>>150066695
finish drawing the owl ass campfire

>>150066695
wholefoods millennial slop

>>150066554
yeah

One bite of this would kill Ben Askren

ive never watched f1
can someone explain it to me in heem terms pls

>>150066761
Ferrari is AKA
Jon Jones is Lewis Hamilton
Ilia Topuria is Max Verstappen

>>150066761
Imagine watching Yoel vs Izzy on loop for roughly 90 mins

>>150066761
disappointed by the card, but still watching the next one

>>150066761
Both are owned by the Saudis and used to traffic money and women.

>>150066761
Remember Lewis vs Ngubu? Imagine if they made that fight a sport.

>>150066695
look bro all i'm saying is if this nig is so good at cooking how about he makes a properly prepared and plated meal, or some interesting dish from a different culture. you know, like a real cook can do. every other day i open my instagram stories and see this cueball head ass pedophile making different variants of steak and burgers and sandwiches and tacos and i'm thoroughly uncompelled. then he shows off his visits to proper restaurants just to order... guess what? more burgers and steak. it's like if i made an instagram called fighting with anon and i posted vlogs of me throwing 1-2s on a heavy bag and that was it.

>>150064342
Tell me you don't pay for that shit?
>>150064499
Nice friend simulator.

>>150066761
F1 is the prestigious racing circuit. Like One FC. It's above the trashy promotions like NASCAR, which in heem terms is UFC.

>>150066761
It's basically vroom vroom for wrasslin' tards

>>150066840
>every other day i open my instagram stories and see this cueball head ass pedophile
Turn ya monitor on, Playa.

oh my lord

>>150066842
>Tell me you don't pay for that shit?
Not in the way you think!!! We can't get sky sports over here

It time to grow up. It's time for you to get your own home, buy the PPV, and invite people over. Streaming is for boys. Be a man.

*drops the mic*

f1 sounds awful

>>150066918
Why does Dana still look like a dork when he's ripped?

>>150066926
F1 is awful. They had to turn it into a Netflix reality tv drama for people to be interested.

>>150066918
Facts. Broke bitches in their mum's basement using Russian links. Fight Pass is affordable

The F1 movie was pretty good. I’ll give them that.

>>150066977
does the yookay get all the events live on fight pass?

>>150066987
No but how else am I supposed to run up Schaub fights from the vault?

>>150066983
it was the most generic sports movie script of all time. chatgpt could have done better.

>>150066877
Ah, so you sit all day with your fingers up your ass watching the worst shit ever.

>>150067000
You mean you didn’t like it?

It doesn’t even look fast on tv

What if they tried to heem each other with cars, like Twisted Metal? That could be a lucrative sport.

The UFC is dead. Fighters don't even walk out to Rob Zombie songs anymore.

>>150062723
Taira
Rebecki
Ribovics
Cornhole
Magny
Vallejos

>>150066983
…at being goyslop, maybe.

this post will end in doubles otherwise i suck every posters miniature dick

>>150067010
I didn't watch it tho, no chadwick, no watch. Simple as.

here’s a matchup: your face and my ass

I’d kill all of you and not even remember you the next day

>>150066866
stream?

You might notice me more around these parts for the next 3 days. I had a little misunderstanding with the mods over at /tv/.

Anyway, what does heem mean?

>>150067140
Heem Everyone’s Elastic Meng

>>150067122
I don't get it

>>150067140
Who's the skirt?

Namaste.

>>150067140
attractive person = attention top kek

*flashes meng*

>>150067192
That woman is a trained mixed martial artist

>>150067256
Gooby beating huge cock, what's new?

>>150067256
was he actually hurt here
i always thought it was staged

>>150062723
Taira
Rebecki
Ribovics
Cornholle
Magny
Vallejos

>>150067271
I think he threatened to sue after, but I wouldn't be surprised if Conor hit him for real. I can't imagine he has much control over himself when he's on a coke binge

>>150062723
>Tatsuro Taira
>Matuesz Rebecki
>Esteban Ribovics
>Corholle
>Neil Magny
>Vallejos

What is Joe Rogan's dream?

I wonder of gooby has moments of clarity where he realizes the fucking state of him

>>150062723
>Tatsuro Taira
>Matuesz Rebecki
>Esteban Ribovics
>Karol Rosa
>Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
>Kevin Vallejos

>>150062723
Tatsuro "Hentai Protagonist" Taira
Mateusz Rebecki
Elves Brener
Nora Cornolle
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
Kevin Vallejos

>>150066358
Dana doesn't give a fuck about Americans headlining. Which is why he is not brining Jon Jones to the White House UFC. If you are a hype fighter and PPV star, that's all that matters.

khabib was never good

>>150066358
No one cares about American fighters b, as long as it's a banger it will be fine. And everyone in the jewfc kisses Trump's saggy taint anyway so they're basically cryptomutts

>>150066274
Volk? tanked that shit

STATE MANDATED GILFS

>>150067271
The average civilian can't take a punch from us.

Joe Rogan

>>150067340
actually can you change my 4th pick to cornholio? thanks

>>150067569
talmbout amir makawani?

>>150067140
It happens.

This still up?

>>150062723
>Tatsuro
>Rebecki
>Riboshit
>Nora
>dos Santos
>El Puma

>>150067181
Based skirtposter

IM GONNA BEAT YOU INTO A LIVING DEATH

DANIEL CORMIER YOU GREASY BLACK FAT SUMOVABICH

I love the way they call me big poppa

>>150067826
webm of his knockdown?

Alright buddeh you've had your fun

dirty my lyfe i clean for u

People don't call me a a bitch for no reason

>>150062723
who
who
who
who
magny
who

>>150068005
Imagine being in that building

I want to lick Adesanya's armpits.

>>150068019
What building? Go back to sleep,

we are here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CpvGH4YrqUY

the chronicles of reddick bowe

>>150068069
mma/f1?

Who's the stevie richards of ufc

>>150062723
Taira
Rebecki
Ribovics
Cornhole
ZDS
Vallejos

>>150068174
what is this man

>>150068174
Who's the skirt

Hamilton got heem'd by Bort

>>150062723
Tiara
oor Duncan
Elvis
Corn Hole
dos Santos
Silva

3 hour power nap, now I'm rejuvenated.

>>150068322
Bordt's not even a hard first boss

I strongly feel like I could heem Demetrius Johnson

>>150068174
are you serious? what kind of image even is that

who is the gringo papi of the schaubverse

dana whites power nap

>>150068354
Identify the blouse

ruke doofus

What if Gane was gay?

What if Gane was straight?

>>150068454
kek bodied that freak

Ciryl Gayne

I have been observing this thread and not enough posts were about gooby's dick. anything wrong?

>>150066191
All of this for some gabagoo?

>>150068465
Comprehensively bodied that nimrod

>>150068372
look in the mirror, b

>>150068485
Systematically exterminated that misfit

>>150068288
it's a girl, I think

>>150068428
its in the filename

>>150068299
christine chandler

when is chandler adopting another black kid?

>>150066382
I'll be there!

>>150068019
You would turn to dust like if you were Thanos snapped.

My biggest flex is I'm eskimo brothers with Jeff Molina.

"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Shrimp the Wise?"
"I figured not. It’s not the kind of tale the jannies would tell you. It’s a /sp/ legend."

"Shrimp was a Dark Lord of 4chan, a master of the UFC stream drop. So powerful, so slippery… he could post links mid-fight, dodge bans, and vanish before the jannies even noticed."

"He knew the dark side of /sp/ so well, he could keep an HD stream alive through three title bouts and a power slap co-main. People said his links never lagged. Never buffered. Some say he had fight night premonitions — he posted mirror links before the OP was even made."

"The dark side of 4chan is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… against TOS."

"He became so powerful, the only thing he feared was the permaban. Eventually, the jannies got wise. His IP was scorched. His tripfag apprentice betrayed him — sold him out for a mod cookie and a 720p ESPN+ link."

"Ironic. He could stream fights for everyone else… but not himself."

>>150068673
Tell me about the cruzmeister why does he follow them so

i'm maori bro

I'm pretty much entirely certain I'd heem Joe Rogan in hand to hand combat

check out these digits

>>150068503
Rip John McAfee you human virus

>>150068812
You can't even heem your meng

>>150068829
What are you talmbout I'm a certified mingehound

>>150068834
Minors you've groomed don't count b

>>150068812
bro he would kick you into an other part of the dimension bro

poop

>>150068847
Why not

>>150068814
Lol your inpotent. Observe my digts and observe lé weem

>>150068898
look at my digits though
by the way, tony fergusen will use shit papi as a cocksleeve

>>150062329
They're 100% in a cuckold dynamic and BWC bulls rail her out.

>>150068924
Alright let finland handle this now bear witness

If bully Britain keeps going after Finland I will unequivocally and undeniably begin seeing red and that's when things get dangerous

>>150069021
what happened to this lil niggress? has she fought yet?

>>150069048
got sheemed

Recieving a blow job from Jeff Molina is not enough to be considered gay.

YEAH

it's not gay if you only suck the balls

>>150069087
Relieving news

>>150068787
Neil Magny is there

>>150069066
not surprised. beside the sheem she seemed shid

this post will end in dubs

MY EYES ITCHY

My birthday is in 117 days.

Meanwhile in russia

>>150069152
AI

>>150069109
well that makes one

>>150069147
Oh really? Happy Birthday its a 103 days for me.

*dies*

*cums*

why do non-champs get to use gold in their shorts

Someone post that webm of ribovics doing that dance

how many today LMAO

>>150069409
imagine watching this shit
go for a hike bros. watch a movie. get drunk and yell nigger at children in roblox. but dont watch this shit

It’s a great card matchup wise

>>150069469
Any movie recommendations?

>>150069498
Handgun (1994)

>>150069498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZuqWxITq38&ab_channel=Laurel%26Hardy

Any Argentinian wanna tell us why your countrymen are shitting up the board with their extremely unfunny chud memes?

>>150069498
Funeral Parade of Roses
Tetsuo the Iron Man
The Ricardo Lopez Documentary
Respectfully

>>150062723
Hyun Sung "Peace of Mind" Park
Matuesz "Rebasti" Rebecki
Esteban Ribovics
Nora "Wonder" Cornolle
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
Kevin "El Chino" Vallejos

>>150069498
Black Mask (Jet Li)

We're watching on https://%73%68%72%69%6D%70%73%74%72%65%61%6D%73.%6C%69%76%65/

Who’s the /heem/ equivalent to F1 academy leader and rose of /f1/, Doriane Pin?

>>150069626
Kino

>>150069498
Double Impact with Jean-Claude Van Damme

Knuck tonight

>>150069498
yeah, pokemon movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98gfQkUq8KY

YAWN
when does some fom of heem begin? I am hungover and bored

Gonna go sleep early. Except for the Rebeasty and Ribovics fights this is one of the worst and most meaningless cards in years. Might aswell get a good night of sleep for once.

>>150069850
Meet me at the Notre Dame Cathedral in Montreal in 15 minutes and Ill show you an weem for the ages

>>150062723
Park
Rebecki
Ribovics
Rosa
Magny
Silva

>>150069797
>Bintliff

damn the bodgan thread got heemed off the catty by spam again unlucky leafy b

>>150069648
Manon Fiorot

>>150069699
Commissions are corrupt? Say it isn't so!

>>150069861
Vallejos fight should be good as well

>>150069959
the bogster will rise again

>>150069959
doo shouldn't have stepped to a real /heem/ thread

You guys clearly don’t like the current mma organizations. Why are you still here if you don’t enjoy hate watching?

>>150070055
pfl africa

Yeah I'm thinking Kody Steele

>>150070103
counter thought, Lo'neer Kavanagh.

>>150070055
I enjoy hate watching

Kody Steer

>>150070182
He's no thief you don't know anything stupid

DOES ANYONE REALLY KNOW THE SECRET?

OR THE COMBINATION FOR THIS LIFE AND WHERE THEY KEEP IT?

IT'S KINDA SAD WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING

BUT EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON

>card starting soon
>/heem/ on page 2
What went wrong?

>>150070269
says page 1 to me b

>>150070277
Because I just posted dummy

>>150070269
smallhat kill sport we love

>>150070269
>Venue: UFC Apex

alert alert

>>150070269
horrible card duh

BKFCs in Sturgis (that motorcycle rally) and Conor/GirlMidget + 1 is basically a lock BUT what else will we see? Needless to say the Apex Asians will be mogged thoroughly tonight by White Trash and Rednecks.

Your guyses taste in movies fucking sucks

>>150069336
No one ?

>>150070269
It's an Apex card, what are you expecting?

>>150062723
Taira
Duncan
Ribovics
Cornolle
Magny
Vallejos

WONK WONK

>>150070422
You just gave Mustafa a boner

>>150070422
Thanks b

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

>>150070294
Okay but what about now?

This still up? Dead sport.

>>150070422
sugar, tank, you know the rest.

>>150069469
as long as you accept not getting to have an opinion on any of these fighters in the future.

Have you ever read a post and thought "Yeah, that dude knows what he's talking about."

>>150070510
>>150070510
>>150070510
>>150070510

it doesn't start for another hour you dumb shrimp dick faggot

he's just so hyped for taira vs park he can't think straight

>>150070537
my dick is 8" long, wanna see a pic?

Smiffy shell

I'll make the real gamethread closer to the start time

shut up paki

>>150070526
Oh wow, I am definitely going to switch to this thread. IT looks fun!

>lashing out cause he's embarrassed he made it early
KWAB shrimpy lost again

>>150070526
they say insanity is making shit threads that maybe they will use this time

>>150070600
nah b we're watching wwe

>>150070613
We're watching knuck actually

>>150065526
Can someone shop a pirate sword in his hand

I'm watching my son play Stardew Valley

Tomorrow's card is really good for young talent.
>Bashi
Stud wrestler, meh hands, decent gas tank. Young and will develop. CRod was a tough debut, known prospect killer.
>Nakamura
Great freestyle wrestler, has power in his hands but is wild. Good cardio. Last fight he tried to win by not wrestling at all but looked like a statue on the feet and lost without taking any damage.
>Vallejos
Might unironically become one of the best boxers in the UFC.
>Ribovics/Brener
Guaranteed banger.
>Taira/Park
FlW kino. Park is like 4-0 in the UFC. Last fight he executed some dude with a nasty combo.

>>150070666
>Tomorrow's card
It's tonight dummy

>>150070666
its tomorrow yesterday idiot

bro doesn't know what day it is

you know whats crazy? bongs didnt come up with the term walkie talkie.

Shan't be watching

>>150070422
DIS DOO GOT HALLOWEEN IN HIS BAMHOLE

my ass smells like finlands dick haha

*observes the thread*

>>150070797
dude wtf man delete this

baking

hemm?

rewatched Arlovski vs browne that shit was awesome

I"m not watchin this shit today. Fuck you

fuck you khabib

new

>>150070878

>>150070878

>>150070878

I accidentally posted wrong pic in OP. sorry bros

>>150070909
fuck me? fuck YOU

>>150070909
No one cares

>>150070269
>Calling this random pile of slop a “card”