Thread 150061749

>>150061749 (OP)
literally rape attempt

>>150061777
>>150057777

>>150061749 (OP)
>Spam thread.
A second simultaneously running spam thread about the same forced topic (first one here: >>150056984 ). ESPN shills paid to keep WNBA in the catalog, this time with showing their shitty marketing stunt.

>>150062057
This trips of 7s from the same thread you linked is better: >>150059777

Whose dildo was it

>>150061749 (OP)
So, why is it a big deal? Wasn't sexual liberation le good? Why are they reacting like that to a healthy toy? Are we back to prudence?

>>150067332
It was thrown onto the court during a live game. It could injure someone. It is also a sign of high disrespect to the WNBA players and women athletes as a whole. Grow up.

WHOSE DILDO IS THIS

(silence)

NOBODY IS LEAVING UNTIL SOMEONE OWNS UP

(silence)

Someone threw a banana at Barca RB Dani Alves. To show that it didn't bother him he picked it up and ate it. The next time this happens one of the WNBA players should stick it right in her pussy.

>>150075979
And then he went on to rape a woman and go to prison, kek

>>150061749 (OP)
Who cares only chuds watch womens ape hoop.

>>150076333
Gape Hoop haha

god the fans love it

>>150061749 (OP)
How do we know these aren't just falling out of the player's pockets?

>>150061749 (OP)
What do they mean by that?!

>>150061749 (OP)
There is literally nothing wrong with throwing your neon green dildo onto the court. We all have them. This is frankly stunning and brave.

>>150062876
Based noticer

>>150067370
What if I don't respect women athletes?

I am sick of this meme league being shilled so much. If some computer nerd made a browser extension blocking all news about the WNBA and other women's "sports" leagues from the ESPN website I would pay money for it

>>150075979
>To show that it didn't bother him he picked it up and ate it.
Because racist hools would never use poison.

>>150077466
for throwing a dildo? a succulent chinese dildo???

>>150079637
This is gynocracy manifest

>>150075979
Imagine the ratings

why did he do it?

>>150061749 (OP)
Why did the guy who picked it up feel the need to
1) kick his feet up as if to dodge it when it was kicked towards him as if it was a grenade and;
2) drop the towel and then pick it up instead of just picking it up?

>>150080141
>drop the towel and then pick it up instead of just picking it up
think hard, anon

>>150080141
Gay panic

I got a team of hoes like Pat Summitt

>>150080141
Would you pick up a dildo just lying on the ground?

>>150080141
Because it is LIVE TV. They don't want to emotionally scar the ION tv audience.

>>150084566
pretty sure the women's basketball audience has seen a dildo or two before.

>>150076025
Yeah I'm thinking Arby's

>>150067370
um no sweaty being a whore is empowering and a good thing
whoever threw that on the court was celebrating sex positivity

>>150061749 (OP)
This "free dildo night" promotion has been a disaster for women's basketball.

>>150080265
He would've just grabbed that thing bare-handed

>>150080141
It's a sex toy who the fuck knows what's on it. A guy coulda had it in his ass for 6 hours, it could be covered in some lady with a yeast infection on her period's mixed juices, I mean I wouldn't just pick up a random sex toy thrown at me.

>>150061749 (OP)
I just realized why they hate it so much. It represents the one thing they do not allow in their league. Penis. The whole point of the WNBA is to ban anyone with a penis from participating. By throwing a literal phallic symbol onto the court of play, it is a direct challenge to their entire philosophical world view. Meaning, all it will take to destroy their league is to let one penis participate.

>Ends the dildo, a sex toy found by archeologists at sites dating back thousands of years
Deepest apologies, we simpry wanted to make back massageru!

is this like in hockey when fans throw stuff onto the rink?

>>150087172
Yes but women don't wear hats so they just throw whatever's in their purse

>>150080141
He's showing everyone that he's not gay

>>150087197
It ended up being a man
Also the biggest problem with all this is that WNBA Games are very popular with families, especially families with young daughters.
I live close enough to Barclays Center that every once in a while I end up at Atlantic Center for one reason or another close to a Liberty Game start time and I work by MSG, so I see the Rags and Knicks games too and because a mix of price point and it being in the summer in an air conditioned place there are just a whole lot of kids at these games. I'd assume it's the same in NYC as it is in every other city. It's a hot muggy day and you have 2-3 kids who won't shut the fuck up, stuff them into a car or onto a train and take them to a game, then get ice cream or something. It's got a low price-point compared to baseball and the stadiums are usually in a place you can give the kids a little walk to a burger place or ice cream shop to tire them out afterwards. Then get home and be able to have that mom and dad time you don't want your kids to hear/interrupt.

>>150087325
>mom and dad time you don't want your kids to hear/interrupt
uhh do you mean .. s*x?

>>150087343
Probably a bottle of wine, an artsy R Rated movie and yes, sexo.

>>150067370
Women’s sports are for lesbians and girl dads, the lowest level of society

>>150067370
The real disrespect os that these women, these professional athletes are getting paid pennies on the dollar to point at an adult object while men are getting paid millions to do the exact same thing. It's disgusting.

>>150078671
Women's Curling is kino

>>150087114
Brittney Griner has a penis.

>>150080141
There are children watching and seeing that could make them awake their sexual instinct.
Just imagine you are watching this event with your niece, she is sitting on your legs and after she sees that she suddenly starts rubbing her body against you. That would be awkward and against the values of the WNBA.

>>150078688
that would be way too much. being mean is part of the banting, murder isn't

Talk about a dick move hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha desu

>>150087486
Top kek

would be hilarious if someone tossed like a arms sized 12 incher with a suction on it and it suctioned to the court.

>>150092715
What if one of the players sat on it haha just a prank haha just for a joke haha

>>150092715
a man should of jumped and stuck it to the backboard
the women would never be able to reach it and they would have to bring out a janny with a ladder

>>150092767
>should of
yes, i'm killing myself, ty for noticing

>>150061749 (OP)
This is like calling Jackie Robinson “nigger”. Shameful. You’re on the wrong side of history.

>>150076025
Post it.

>>150092767
lmao this is good

>>150092685
This is peak kissless virgin/autism.
"Being here" as a partner is a general term meaning your emotional presence in their life. I am here for her because whenever she needs a shoulder to cry on or a guy to talk her off the negativity I'm there not because I'm in my living room during a press conference.
This is the ultimate problem with the modern GOP is it's so functionally autistic in its "point of order" debate strategy that you can have the thrice married president go "well hehe isn't he supposed to be there, it's his house" and retards like you will be like "Trump wins this round. Of course he's at his home"
Like you don't even know what being there means to a girl. But you think you win the debate because being there implies presence and of course he's at home.
You have problems with emotion and the president is autistic.

>>150075979
Underrated post

>>150092788
I don't know if he was joking but my great, great, great uncle claimed he played with him and said he thought that was his name for a few weeks and Jackie never corrected him, just ignored him. My uncle thought he was just retarded and didn't know how to speak.

>>150093156
tl;dr

>>150093156
Are you seriously calling Trump a virgin?

>>150061749 (OP)
Their league loses tens of millions of dollars per year and they fly private from city to city as if they deserve it. Currently the only reason to pay them any attention is to see if a dildo hits one of them mid game.

>>150061749 (OP)
they got rid of it because it was too small

>>150092788
>like calling Jackie Robinson “nigger”. Shameful.
Did you know Jackie Robinson? How do you know he wasn't a nigger?

>>150092358
doesn't have to be lethal, just bad enough to give you the runs or something

>>150093964
>Here's your sex symbol, ladies

>>150087325
Holy shit you people are insufferable trash

>>150061749 (OP)
The guy jumps when the dildo.is kicked as if it is going to explode

I hope if this becomes a trend its always green. I dont know why but that colour is cracking me up

>>150096049
Americans >>150096049

>>150078688
are you saying the misogynist wnba hools will poison the dildo?

>>150078671
How much money?

Are these WNBA threads subsidized by the nba?

>>150096073
It’s green screen green so they can overlay which ever demographic skin color they want to market to

>>150087325
They force kids to go to wnba games as field trips

>>150061749 (OP)
we need someone to launch one and get it to stick to the backboard

>>150094081
He went to UCLA and ran Chock Full O Nuts coffee when he retired.

>>150092017
Chileano....

>>150094006
He's a spiritual virgin. That's why male virgins are so attracted to him

>>150061749 (OP)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150080141
this anon touches dildos lmao prancing homo man probably has a collection of them in his closet because he is a gay man who has dildos

No one knows where that thing's been

>>150097750
Hey a leftie making up words again

>>150098964
>>150099166

>>150076025
Hers would be one of those giant dragon dildos that Pipaypipo and girls on /gif/ shoves up their assholes.

>>150097384
confirmed. that happened to me a long time ago

>>150080141
safety first anon you dont know where that thing could have been

>>150092984
KEK

>>150075979
>mid match energy boost

As funny as it is, whoever did this is catching an assault charge.

>>150061749 (OP)
Kek

SOPHIE HIT

Green Dildo for Basketball Hall of Fame
who says no?

ANOTHER DILDO
LMAO

>>150087142
These are unironically amazing to use on your dick.

Plum kicked it LMAO

>>150113867
/shrug

Sometimes a nigger just feels the need to toss a dildo on the court...

This is next..

>>150113867
>>150113933
Pay Them What You Owe Them.

>all three were the same shade of green
This is obviously a marketing ploy.

>yfw people attending the games are already subject to patdowns for dildos
inb4 mandatory body cavity searches?

>>150114317
Stoking a race war every time Caitlin Clark plays a game wasn't doing it?

so, it happened AGAIN

what a waste
There are starving children in Africa that could've eaten that

>>150114317
>Now available at your favorite adult toy store.
>The "3-pointer", Official dildo of the WNBA.

>Wonder how they cant catch the guy with so many cameras on the court
>Remember its the WNBA

>>150116344
Plot twist, it's one of the camera men throwing them.

>>150116142
These are unironically amazing to use on your ass.

>>150116368
>camera man keeps zooming back and forth scanning the crowd and the players for reactions
>cops shaking down fans
>snickers quietly to himself

>Who can take a dildo!
>Toss it on the court!
>Show the world the women's game's a mockery of the sport!
>The S n M man! The S n M man!
>The S n M man cuz he fills the world with pain and makes the hurtin' feel good!

>>150116142
why is it so veiny?

>>150067412
SINCE NOBODY THREW THIS DILDO THEN NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO BRING BAGS ANYMORE

>>150067370
>women
>athletes
Funny joke

>>150094413
Right, but it would still be taking it too far, in my opinion

>>150067370
>Grow up.
grown ups don't watch women pretend to have value for money

>>150120423
How can you bet on dildos when literally anyone can throw a dildo? Like I could bet 10 grand on a blue dildo getting thrown and then just do it myself. Where's the sportsmanship?

>>150123219
Prop bets are usually limited in how much you can bet on them. Same with the random superb owl prop bets like length of the national anthem.

>>150061749 (OP)
HAPPENING!!!! THEY ARE GLOBALIZING THE DILDO INTIFADA
https://x.com/cervicalprancer/status/1953257706141458603?s=46

>>150123879
RFK Jr. standing on BIDNESS!!!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kqvvH4/

>>150113867
>>150113933
It's keep happening!!!

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>>150113890
>using this on your dick
I had to stop, because vibrations make it harder to come long term when you keep using them. at first its great, then you get used to it. then you can't climax without it and it gets embarrassing.

People are now betting on this happening again. Do you get in trouble if you bet on it happening and then you're the one that throws it?

>>150124820
Yeah it's definitely a once in a while thing because it's so intense.
Fuck Chris Paul.

>>150120186
>>150120186

LET THE DILDOS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE DILDOS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE DILDOS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150124830
It's a rare chance to become a millionaire

>>150116718
>>150125964
(Rule Britannia) raaaining dildos, in women's NBA

It's raining dongs! Hallelujah!
It's raining schlongs! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's raining dongs! Hallelujah!
It's raining schlongs! Every specimen!
Tall, long, thick and green
Rough and tough and strong and mean!

God bless Mother Nature, she's a b-ball woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She bought every viewer
She rearranged the tarps
So that each and every woman could find her perfect dong
Oh, it's raining schlongs! Yeah

lmfao

>>150061749 (OP)
#8 SOPHIA CUNNINGHAM THREW THIS DILDO. YOU CAN'T SEE IT COMING INTO FRAME FROM THE BLEACHERS AT ALL AND IT BOUNCES AWAY FROM HER IN THE SAME DIRECTION SHE IS TRAVELING

>how can we increase viewership and get people talking about our league?
monkeys paw curse

>ha well, hopefully there aren't a bunch of pocket pussies thrown into NBA games when the season starts
motherfucker, there are no pocket pussies. There are probably less than a 1000 in existence. Men don't fuck fake rubber pussies. Dildos, on the other hand, there are literally millions of them, everywhere, in every bedroom because women love sticking rubber dicks in their holes.

>>150126914
Now this is schizoposting

At what point does the military have to step in?

>>150126194
Women never never ever will be paid

>>150061749 (OP)
They're saying this is the guy

>>150093964
Is that my nigga Pedro Pascal? Fr no cap he been on my mind?

Good thread.

>>150130434
(you) might enjoy this
https://x.com/cervicalprancer/status/1953512988058501372?s=46

>>150128711
kek

>league is known for dildos now, not people missing layups from 1 foot
lmao

>20 years of WNBA being shit
>it finally gets publicity cause of sex toys
lmao

predict the next color. I say red.

>bags were not allowed
penis inspection day is now real.

you cant stop this without inspecting EVERY person's penis or underwear.

life uh, finds a way

wnba tickets are what, 2 bucks?

throwing a dick and getting a basic charge/ticket is nothing for all the fame you get.

Laugh all you want chuds. Hope the cheap laugh was worth the felony and working at McDonald’s for the rest of your life ;^)

>>150137189
> worth the felony and working at McDonald’s
sorry chud, didn’t you hear?
even our president is a felon

>>150137189
there are literal sportsbooks betting on this. vegas will keep the dicks coming.

>>150137189
drumpf will pardon him, ezpz

>>150138268
>Lopez
more like he gets put in a cage

>>150061749 (OP)
How to dispose of a dildo

1) first white official - stand there looking at it at your feet while waiting on a black person to come handle it
2) second white official - run over and kick it off the court with foot covered by shoes and socks
3) black servant - drops towel on it and picks it up wrapped in the towel

>>150093156
yeah we know all that and trump knows that too, but his point is to ridicule and make people like you write some thesis on women as a response. you were baited hard by trump.

Operation Full Mast begins this weekend

>WNBA losing their minds over a harmless prank
>Security restricting people from bringing bags in over dildo concerns
>Anything that looks like a dildo will get extra scrutiny

What if a bunch of anons walked through security at full mast erection?
>If they touch your benis, you can sue them
>Femanons can strap dildos to their legs for same effect
>Have a friend record you going through security and upload to social media
Unfortunately, it's the WNBA, so you probably won't make any money from a lawsuit, but you might bankrupt them. At the very least we could get a bunch of funny videos of security's erection reaction and get some seething headlines from feminist media and ESPN.

>A self-described crypto enthusiast told ESPN he is part of a group that orchestrated recent sex toy stunts that have disrupted at least three WNBA games in the past 10 days.

>The man, who spoke on the condition of anonymity over videoconference Wednesday, said that the stunts were meant to market a crypto coin that his online community created. The WNBA and all its "controversy," he said, made the league a logical target.

>"It was more or less like an opportunistic approach to, you know, what is already trending," he said. "Where is there already controversy and how do we intercept some of that attention?"

>The man, who uses Lt. Daldo Raine as his username on X -- a nod, he said, to the Brad Pitt character in the movie "Inglourious Basterds" -- kept his camera off and refused to give his name or age during the call with ESPN. The group, he said, wants to reclaim the creative and community aspects of the crypto world.

>"We wanted to really make memes funny again," he said.

epic, my dude!

https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45923322/crypto-group-says-orchestrated-sex-toy-tosses-wnba-games

>>150137189
>One felony count of public display of obscene materials
Yeah that's only allowed at pride parades

>>150138873
Is there anything Trump does that's actually stupid to you guys or is every stupid thing he says just a way to get libs to respond and "self-own" themselves?

>>150061749 (OP)
Can someone explain this joke to me. Something to do with a meme coin is what news says but I didnt know if demands for equal pay were involved

>>150061749 (OP)
At least it wasn't another wig

>>150141927
TACTICAL DILDO INCOMING ITS OVER

>>150141956
The only sport where wig injuries are a thing.

>>150126914
From behind the nappy knoll

>>150139503
This doesn't make any sense
>how can I make people to fall for my crypto scam
>I will throw xes toys in womenball matches
>nobody gets the message
>still have to go out of his way to say it was all about crypto all along
>nobody would know that if it wasn't for espenis

>>150141627
Kids who are 18-20 were born in 2005-2007.
Imagine being 3 in 2010. These kids have a concept of humor that is literally "random meme keeps happening that's what makes it funny"
On top of that Crypto attracts the biggest autists and autism generally favors repetition and offensiveness as humor these kids watched South Park before they could understand it basically.

But why green?
what does it mean?

We truly entered the best timeline.

>>150061749 (OP)
PFFFFHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is there a prop bet on dildos? What's the over/under?

>>150142936
https://polymarket.com/event/dildo-thrown-at-wnba-game-on-august-6-13

>>150142002
bunda breaker

>>150092984
Oh No! The dildos have knocked Angel Reese unconscious. This is a sad day for women's basketball Bob.

>>150087325
I can't imagine abusing my kids so badly I'd take them to a WNBA game. I'd just lock them in a closet like a real abuser.

>>150143036
>take 50 payday loans
>bet everything
>throw a dildo
>profit

>>150146789
good luck getting out of the arena undetected

It's funny. Wnba can't even be mad, this is the most attention they've ever had

>>150122592
the funny homies are going to start keistering for the lols

Lock n' load boys. Time for battle

>>150147469
This is my thinking. What's the issue? Feels a bit forced, trying to inflate franchise value. I was worth $30 million in 2009 (we sold Apple the tech for fingerprint identification). I should have bought a WNBA team then. Now, I invested elsewhere, and I have my $ now. But if I could hve invested then what I know now? It would have been pennies on the $100k

>>150079732
Jej

>>150113867
>indecent exposure charge

Thats a fucking reach

>>150151613
maybe he was just trying to protest

>>150147393
pay a bum to throw it

>>150125754
>Fuck Chris Paul.
what do you have against Chris Paul

>>150166135
No I'm saying you should fuck Chris Paul. You won't have a problem climaxing then, dude knows how to work a dick. Check the usual sites/apps when he's in town but he prefers shorter guys like 5 10, 5 11 so if you're not short try to hide it. Lie on your profile, once you get him there he'll probably still go through with it anyways.

>>150092788
>>150093156
kys faggots.

>>150114020
I'm surprised it hasn't happened already.
A dildrone should be ridiculously cheap to build nowadays.

Are they going to have to install dildo scanning devices at all stadiums now

>>150168801
I was guessing how they manage to sneak them inside venues..

>>150080141
are you suggesting he could've just sat on it?

>>150137019
>20 years
kek. I literally didn't think it existed more than like 5 years

>>150139440
Unironically penis inspection day kek

You need to attach a dildo parachute to the dildo before throwing it onto the court. Watching the plastic dick slowly descending as people are freaking out would be amazing.

>>150093964
Zesty

>>150061749 (OP)
this is tame unless they retaliate by throwing fake vaginas into NBA game

>>150067370
How did so many retards take the obvious bait

This is peak kissless virgin/autism. >>150093156

>>150140891
kek

>>150061749 (OP)
Good marketing

The NYPD doesn't play into marketing like this
Incels invested in shitcoin just don't want to admit that it's the memecoiners who are doing this.
Honestly gives off "We're all about peace and love" vibes.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/12-year-old-girl-struck-sex-toy-thrown-wnba-game-brooklyn-suspect-soug-rcna224292

>so it happened AGAIN

>>150192232
>throw dildo at wnba game
>get booked for sexual assault of a child

>>150192232
hot

>>150192752
Flagpost of the day

>>150067412
kek

>>150192232
>funny thing tries to happen
>ruined because armlets can't throw fucking dildos far enough and they hit kids in the stands instead
grim

>>150200156
But why do you think something like "dildo thrown at woman athletes" is funny?

Now you've done it
https://andscape.com/features/wnba-sex-toys-on-court/

>>150203434
Oh so NOW it's patriarchal oppression.

>>150203434
>wnba fanbase
>mostly lgbtq
Proof that gays are still a very small minority of people

>>150203434
>wnba's largely lgbtadasd fnabase was quick to claim the prank as being by and for their community
So...?

>>150203434
>>150212108
Ah, now I get it. It was all fine until some straight guy laughed or posted a meme, and suddenly it's a hate crime.