Thread 150064177

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edd

gimi

>tfw i never got molested by her as a child
life is unfair

>>150063951
Imagine taking LSD with her at Woodstock 69 and plow that hairy hippy pussy in the back of some landbarge chevy

>>150064201
You got molested by someone else?

Based bernie and are chadders sent to force that horrible schoolteacher woman to present the cars going around properly

never would have happened if horner was still around

>>150064216
no

>>150064177 (OP)
SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED

wtf Yuki nooooooooooooo
that's not how you gonna keep your seat at redbull
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753764586030458.mp4

>>150064201
SEXO
>>150064225
hag

lecuck p3

räikkös

>>150064225
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150064218
No but I had a somewhat attractive teacher in her early 30s who kept asking me about what I do in my free time and if I had a girlfriend for some reason. I was like 14-15 at the time and completely clueless and nothing ever came of it.

>>150064216
but LSD isn't out until September https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTRaHsKKlXA

Can't watch the race live tomorrow. Last time that happened Ocon won

JPM dressed like a boomer cholo. Absolutely absurd

>>150064245
G I G A K U B I C A
(you posted this version of the pic, right?)

>>150064230
I hope Brazilians get banned next.

felipe drugovich mentioned

>>150064185
that is a handsome boy
>>150064201
extremely sexual
>>150064225
take my soul sophi

>>150064201
>The surname Zneimer has its roots in Eastern Europe, particularly within Jewish communities
Oh vey

>>150064196
yeah, he is fat

I like how that Alpine add uses Ocons win but the team shit on both him and Alonso

AIR has fully consumed el museo

I keep jerking off in the office bathroom during work hours and never get caught
F1 because christian horner is a kwab

>>150064249
>I was like 14-15 at the time and completely clueless and nothing ever came of it
I cry every time

>>150064287
A new Aston Martin driver has been elected

>stream showing New Zealand ads
>ad for jobs
>on TV
WTF

>>150064225
she needs to gain some weight, don't like the mr skelleton look
>>150064230
faggot
>>150064264
fuck off

>>150064287
>newey has finally found a way to transform humans into air

Digits confirm Chuck pole.

>>150064287
he needs it for his bad back
old man please understand

DUN DUN DUN

afternoon

dun dunce

>>150064261
igen

>>150064230
So this is what Massa is into?

fuck i hate these gay and long dun dun duns

DUN DUN DUN

>>150064287
mystical niggas

>back to dun dun dun
Good.

>>150064305
>we will subjugate it fernando
>it will be your throne fernando

>>150064313
almost looks like a foot lol

DUN DUN DUN

digits and leclerc dies

>>150064225
turn me on

its a rainy saturday after the Nationalfeiertag and i get to sit on my ass and watch f1 quali. /comfy/ kino

vivien now

>>150064313
based as fuck
motorracing moment of the year btw, no contest

DUN DUN DUN DUN

Here's how Max can still win

>>150064334
that car looks like that disgusted cat meme

/relentless/ mentioned by Crofty
he lurks here

>>150064234
>lecuck
calm down

track temp high

Low chance of rain?
FIA must cancel the event before someone dies

>>150064339
SNIFF

>33% humidity
>high
lol @ skyf1

>>150064332
where is she now? married some rich daddy?

I hope the hungarian fans will be okay without a sir lewis podium to boo

>>150064299
isn't there like 50 people in the whole country?

I am Lance Stroll.

I fucking hate Lance stroll so much. He's taking up a valuable seat like a little shit.

>>150064334
>>150064346
resemblance is uncanny

>F1®'75'
fuck off br*ts

>>150064360
The average britbong comes from the desert nowadays, 33% humidity is high for them.

>>150064300
kys feeder

>>150064364
back in the bag lance

>>150064371
stop posting hags

>>150064225
>>150064371
Does she even race anymore.

PS3 Games

CAM ON MAX!!!

>>150064364
>>150064365
Hmm

>>150064371
SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED

>>150064348
lecuck (affectionate)

towel status?

dead bull disasterclass incoming

>>150064391
Seeded

>>150064372
calm down

kino in 7

>Prost Senna
>Hamilton Alonso
>Norris Piastri
Why is McLaren always home to the all time greats?

>>150064391
soiled and discarded

aggressive but consensual breeding sex with sophia flörsch

>>150064391
thrown in the ring

ayy lmao

Hamilton will not make it to Q3

>>150064408
this desu

rolling for hamilton q1 exit. fatal crash is also acceptable

Hamilton will finish on the podium.

>>150064383
I love cosplay sluts.

>>150064405
Come on, that's unfair. Prost and Alonso are actually good.

>>150064383
They look like sluts

>>150064381
She races to get the highest bidding cock for her services.

gimi

>>150064422
checked

>>150064411
>>150064419
>>150064364

Piastri pole!

>>150064383
>>150064424
they were once men

carloser sainz

>>150064419
Yes please

lando WILL get cucked out of pole by piastri

digits for total williams death

>all purple sectors
wiiams bros we're so back

>>150064444
soul taken and also checked

Is it like a zoom call situation where the drivers don't wear pants because we can only see their upper body?

thats a man

>>150064444
nice quads
SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED

>>150064444
Nice quads.

>clouds mentioned

Quali is called off

>>150064477
miga and schumi

>>150064477
ayy lmao

>>150064375
not an architect, but she is too skelly
>>150064427
just like Sainz hoe

>>150064442
No

>>150064444
Too skinny.

fucking tired of these f1 drivers and their out of this world sexy girlfriends

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT CELEBRITIES ARE DOING

>>150064444
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

give it to me straight is it McWL

>>150064417
I’m not sure what’s worse, the prospect of a Lando Norris WDC or being a coomer lusting over this extremely mid human female

>>150064507
McWilliams

Out in Q1:
>both AMs
>Sainz
>Yuki (and out of F1)
>Colapinto

>>150064507
like a pear cide made from 100% pears

>>150064481
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

September 11 Attacks -level threat from Norris to bottle his Q3 lap

>>150064497
how is this hamplanet f1 related

tired of life, ferrari bros

dont get the obsession with sophia
no tits, average face
most drivers gfs are hotter

>>150064497
hnnnghh

>frauds can shit up the track and still be quickest
whew

>>150064477
>you see when you are in his dirty air you're gonna have more difficulties overtaking him

>>150064497
fat people are fucking disgusting

>>150064522
bober

>>150064438
Now they're in the guest viewing area, as driver spouses.

TSUUUUUUU

>>150064518
His bottle will be an inside job?

DEADBULL

>red bull slower than aston martin
NEWEY PLEASE SAVE US

>>150064391
>that was just a towel you normally have for when you come back, but that towel was still in my car. to prevent it from possibly getting between my feet and it getting dangerous, i drove next to the ideal line and tried to throw that towel away as safely as possible
safely discarded

>>150064522
nice marmot

GEORGE!!!

>>150064539
sex with brown women

>>150064540
>q1 exit for both red bulls
sounds veri funni

thanks newey
NOW, THATS ITS GOOD ENOUGH, DONT PUT HIM OUT AGAIN

>Ferrari is indeed shit in quali
Of fucking course.

>>150064477
ayy lmao

>>150064530
kek, same energy

>Williams
>Will I Am s
Coincidence?

COMMON LALAPINTO

What are Sauber doing?

Willy dead

>>150064522
i look like this

>>150064494
no

>>150064556
R..race setups

>>150064444
she looks like she fucks multiple cocks off tinder every day

>>150064581
wrong, she only has sex with me

lolita spotted

posted without comment

Yuki can finally keep up with Max just in time for the car to be so shit that even Max can’t keep it in the top 10.

>>150064556
Sauber will be the fastes rari powered car by the end if the year

>>150064561
The S stands for Sport

PITSTOP

>>150064561
Wtf why was he on track mid race??

>>150064581
So a woman

>>150064581
she's been passed around and piped by all pit crews and team principals multiple times by now

For me, it's Márta Sebestyén

>>150064595
I can't even tee-o-tee

>>150064595
>posted without comment

Total Roten bullen death

it's so fucking over

>>150064581
She literally a virgin

should replace gravel with caltrops

>>150064602
it's racist to tell black people what not to do

>>150064561
*spine helicopters away*

>>150064605
actually she's a virgin despite being a massive whore

>lefastcarwins
f1 watchers have got to be the lowest IQ retards I've ever seen, probably couldn't calculate 7x8 without using a calculator kek

WHY ARE THEY PUTTING HIM ON TRACK NOW, HE WILL END HIS LAP WHEN THE REST ARE GOING TO START

>>150064614
I know for a fact she is not.

>>150064607
nice taste, anon
would (have)

>>150064566
I'm sorry for you

>>150064602
because this is the formula (yep)

Tsunoda really is on it now that Horner is gone now, huh

>>150064597
>I want Yuki to have similar times with Max
Monkey Paw'd

>>150064497
vomit inducing
>>150064531
this man speaks the truth

>>150064615
They should use metal ball bearings

Why bother with another lap when they've secured Q1 anyway?

MAGIC

que grande

NANDO NANDO NANDO

>>150064595
>this toddler has vip pass and i dont
yeah nepotism doesnt exist, dude just get a job and work your way up

>>150064645
More data.
It also doesn't cost anything since they are on used tires.

Did Bernie unironically come on the radio saying RB would do 3 runs? They clearly wouldn’t and they clearly aren’t. Some experts man

ALONSO surge

>people still bfall for the "Stroll is actually good now meme"
When will they learn?

Where the fuck has this Aston Martin pace come from
Even in the 2023 car they were 9th and 10th

If Ocon's tyre explodes I'll die laughing

>>150064531
>>150064632
okay cope

is it happening?

>>150064645
well, wih the track evo wasnt clear, i think alonso was clear, bu i undersand why he would put anoher lap, but too early
que grande ALONSOOOO ALONSOOOO ALONSOOOO

>>150064638
they should use unexploded ordnance

STOP THE COUNT

>>150064663
how is this f1 related

ALONSOBROS???!!!

Laura Müller Phone Sex

king shit alonso

>>150064664
imagine if the graphic for alonsos name would say alfonzo hahahaha

>>150064619
im pretty sure kids who memorized mulitplication tables in school have on average lower iq than the kids who didnt because they just innately know what can and what cant be easily automated so they end up taking all the easy jobs that just require basic excel skills that make the boomers around them think they are literal gods

>>150064663
>tf
>tp

>>150064663
God, I hate how much I want to rail this chubby slut.

Fastest car and can’t beat Stroll. Max is a fraud

>>150064668
madlad

>>150064677
grid girl

ALONSO, ALONSO, FERNANDO ALONSO!

0.070, with better track, was alonso on news and oscar on used?

>>150064650
be grateful you were born in suomi and not some african shithole

CHUCK
DO SOMETHING

BORT!

BORT

I hope nobody makes the 107% rule and nobody is allowed to start the race.

TSUUUUU only 1.5 tenths behind max

BORT!

HIGH THREAT
FROM FERRARI SHOCK Q1 ELIMINATION

HAD HAD HAD HAD

Proudy did it

>albon is top tier material
yeah sure shitters

albonosisters...

man Hulk is so shit in qualis this year

>LADYBOY
KWAB

God fucking dammit yuki.

Owari da....

SHAMEFUR DISPREY

cola is being quicker than gasly, that has been great during the last races

>>150064720
OH NO TSUUUUUUUUUUU

tsu ;(((((((

Where's Yuki?

uh oh yugi sisters

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
jk, exposed again, lol

>tsunoda keeping up with max relatively and still gets eliminated in q1
it's grim

amx bros, it might be a struggle to get through to q1

LAWSON
>YUKEK
LAWSON
>YUKEK

I've seen enough, put Max in that fucking VCARB immediately

yuki...

>tsu
>gasleak
>ocunt
>kwabbenberg
>kwalbon

>poonda
should be gone by summer break

>COL
>COL
>COL

I thought Yuki regained his missing confidence?

>tsunoda is able to close the gap to verstappen but the car is such abysmal dogshit that he gets knocked out in q1 anyway
I am so fucking mad

>>150064663
Imagine the fatty liver

hadjar is fucked

>>150064743
Colaprogress

>closest he has ever been from AMX
>out in Q1
grim

I don't know if there's any way forward for tsunoda besides seppukku at this point

Apologize to Lawson

>>150064753
Can’t change driver after quali chud

yuki is LITERALLY dogshit

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753764586030458.mp4

>>150064757
that her dad or bf?

yugi was only +0.15 from max and he's out that's crazy... max could have been out with one little mistake

Another COLA masterclass for /f1/ to learn from

>>150064757
I want to console her after every race.

>>150064757
SEXOOOOOOOO

>>150064773
Nobody asked you, bong

That's rough for TSU to be honest. That's one of the smaller teammate gaps in this session, but the field was tight and the Red Bull was shit.

>fagjar
fucking kek

Nothing personel m8

>Horner out
>RBR is even shittier
hmmm

>>150064764
He was only a tenth off max.

>>150064778
me

>>150064775
he was just a tenth off Max tbf

APOLOGIZE TO CHECO

rawson-san, tasukete...

walk of shame

vcarb 2nd best car confirmed

>>150064780
dad

>>150064770
Yeah it just goes to show how bad the Red Bull is - Yuki was within 2 tenths of max the whole weekend

WELCOME TO RED BULL HADJAR

The lead red bull

The amount of people who just posted >Tsunoda just proves the shitty, humourless, brainless nature of this board. He’s one tenth off Max and that’s not good enough for you? Screw you guys I’m outta here, don’t want to waste my life on “funny and addictive” 4chan.

>>150064780
both

>>150064797
No
I hope he will be back with Cadillac to be exposed even more.

why is the Red Bull so shit this weekend I haven't been paying attention to the FP's

>Tsunoda outqualifies 4 drivers with the worst car
>hurrr Yugi is shit

SAMIR YOU'RE WRECKING THE SHOWER

Visa Cash app racing bulls today we are eating good

>delayed start
FOR WHAT

>>150064796
>just a tenth off
that's an eternity in modern f1

>second red bull is the slowest car on the grid
>first red bull got infected too
the downfall is inevitable

IMAGINE CLEANING ALL THAT FOR FREE

>>150064825
Gravel

we all love the track jannies, don't we folks?

>q2 delayed
boooooo

>>150064780
Yes

>>150064822
i hate them so fucking much

MEKIES IS SHIT BRING BACK HORNDOG

>>150064809
>>>/out/

>>150064829
>racing bulls outperforming max in a RB
Time to demote max to racing bulls

>>150064816
Sara....

>>150064825
Do you want someone to die?!?! Remember Hue Bear!

>>150064772
kwabjar is in P3 m8

clean it up lol

>>150064807
>Yuki is a pekofaggot
Figures

Verstappen out in Q2 digits will confirm

>Witch broom
Ew it's 2025 we don't call spiritual savant women "w*tches" anymore

>>150064841
track jannies are based desu senpai

>>150064852
It would not be a demotion, in the same way moving to RBR isn't a promotion.

>>150064829
>>150064852
it's Q1 you dumb fucks, Max isn't even trying.

Digits and Cola Pole

>>150064841
Get back to work.

GOATJAR?

yeah, oscar was on used, that why he was just 0.070 faster than alonso

How did the Red Bull become so shit? Was Newey really the only competent person on the design staff?

Digits and Bort pole

>>150064860
fuck re-roll

>>150064807
>Le occasional Q3 man
>Le occasional points man

>clouds mentioned again

Any second now

Imagine a multibillion dollar sports company needing free labor wtf

>>150064866
>max the tryhard
>not trying

Mclel are sandbagging and PS3 Slim will be on pole by 3 tenths from Letrulli. t. knower

I appreciate this in depth Lawson vs Tsunoda analysis

>>150064880
It all started back when they fired Horner. They really shoot themselves in the foot there.

Dead bull

RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG

>>150064889
I understand the concern but the rain is going this way so it's not hitting the track today

>>150064691
Alright let f:R->R be a continuous function such that f(a)>0 where a is some point. Prove that there exists an e>0 such that f is positive in the region (a-e,a+e), no memorization required

>>150064892
it's fucking Q1, there is no reason to strain yourself

>>150064816
I doubt most teammates would expose him. Only Verstappen and Button made him look bad, and the latter wasn't a total curbstomp. What's likely to happen is Perez with some shitter as the 2nd driver, and he'll "redeem" himself like Albon did vs Latifi and Sargeant.

Dubs ands Rrrari surge in Q3. Please. Let me have some hope God

>garbage driver
>garbage driver, japan

>>150064891
They do it for free willingly

>>150064891
they dont need it, if some retards wanna work for free, why get paid workers

colapa

death to nu-mclaren fans

>>150064891
most of the labor is unpaid even at the developmental depts where it actually matters. i heard the aero guys work 16 hour days and only8hrs is paid, and the pay is UK average engineering salary so its shit anyway

>>150064819
Babysitter Mekies wanted to make everyone equal and yuki feel good

>>150064893
>Letrulli
Lmao that's very fitting

>>150064930
You are asking for death to qts. You are my mortal enemy

FREED FROM DESIRE
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA

>RAIN
yes goym it's happening!

RAIN IN NOW
RAIN IN NOW
RAIN IN NOW

OH NO, 3 DROPS OF RAIN CANCEL THE QUALI

RED FLAG

RAIN AT TURN 6!!

>drops of rain
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG

>>150064941
pure, unfiltered SEX

>>150064916
prove your mom didn't fuck multiple cocks

RAIN IN 0

>RAIN IN 5
RAIN IN 5
>RAIN IN 5
RAIN IN 5
>RAIN IN 5
RAIN IN 5
>RAIN IN 5
RAIN IN 5

>>150064938
Have I really been away from this board long enough that my forced nicknames have been forgotten

RAIN
A
I
N

OH NO SKY WATER

>>150064916
a lies in (a-e,a+e)

Rain status?

SHUT IT DOWN

>>150064941
meh, when she isnt showing the plastic deformities she has for lips, she cute

RAIN IN NOW

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE MIGHT DIE WTF IS THIS SAVAGE SPORT

>raining
>AMX on used tyres

he's fucked

>>150064934
Now that's C U C K behavior like I get this a "dream" engineering job but come on that's bullshit

>>150064912
RAIN DENIERS
OH NO NO NO

NOOOOOO MASIIIIIIIIIIIII NOOOOOO CANCEL QUALI RIGHT NOW ITS TOO DANGEROUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SICK FUCK PIECE OF SHIT MASI NOOOOOOOOO

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If it rains, then they can’t race anymore because it’s too dangerous and Oscar keeps his pole?

RAIN IN 0

The "rain" is the lightest drizzle

>>150064973
I'd Buckhannon her Hacker Valley with my Kingwood

what???? nooooo please, no reain, the aston was good
fuck, alonso is out
fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkk, he needs a lap, now

>>150064963
rain in (turn) 5

>dark clouds
RED FLAG - SESSION WILL RESUME IN 3 HOURS

STROLL SURGE

>drops of water in p1

This is gonna be another spa 98

>>150064930
I dont understand how they have so many fangirls. Lando is an ugly gay boy and Oscar is an autist with no personality at all.

RED FLAG IT RELEASE THE SAFETY CAR BEFORE SOMEONE DIES

STROLL SURGE

REGENMEISTER

STROLL SURGE

>>150064993
Snoop is at the track?

If it was so wet that they had to do a rolling start last week. Why were they allowed to start on inter tires? Question.

/ourgy/ is doing it

>>150065010
Autists are in these days.

STOP THE COUNT

rollin for literal bong death

>>150064982
yep but they basically get unlimited qualified applicants plus its great for your resume

astonbros we are so back

where my strollers at

I-I-IS THAT WATER!? COMING OUT OF THE FRICKING SKY!?????? THIS IS LITERAL MURDER STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

stop the count

alonsoooooooo alonsooooo alonsooooooo alonsooooooo alonsoooo
NOW RAIN, ALL OF IT

>>150065009
>another spa 98
didn't you hear? we dont race in the wet anymore

I've watched this shitshow for decades and I still don't get the "used tires" thing. They have to re-use tires they've already raced with?

>>150065010
Popularity contest

How is Alonso so fucking fast??

I will accept a Piastri Norris lap the field one two the rest of the season if Museo wins one more for da land

>mclel wins

zzz...

>>150064998
Same bro, same.

>alo 1
>stroll 2
TURKEY KINO HERE WE COME

>>150065010
Zoomer girls love a weird autist

>>150065033
>-0.5
Lol

IT'S OVER

on last race Aston martin were dogshit, what happened today?

>>150065049
MGU-R

Fast lap by Land O'Norris.

problem, lewis? charles?

jajajajjajaj ahamilton

Remember when Colapinto had a Q2 time?
good times

>ferrari a shit
lol, lmao even

Hamilton is fucked if the rain gets heavier

>1:14.8
>1:14.9
it has never been more over.

>>150065063
McLaren will get DSQed at the end of the season bro

Are those wet drops?!!
Red flag it Michael Masi right now!

HET IS VOORBIJ
>HET IS VOORBIJ
HET IS VOORBIJ
>HET IS VOORBIJ
HET IS VOORBIJ
>HET IS VOORBIJ

>>150065049
gp2 engine

>1 sec gap from 6th onwards
Mclaren winslol

>it's another "potentially interesting scenario gets ruined by the mclaren being a second a lap faster than everyone else" episode
Sick of it

Fucking love that oversteer graphic

>>150065049
The injury opened his scral chakra

ASTON SHOULD STAY IN

Hot take but those F1 folks should really red flag this session, I'm actually shaking this is extremely unsafe and that sport was supposed to be comfy and wholesome

>>150065067
they had the wrong floor.

>>150065052
at least we have 2 contender and not just 1 like the last few years.

>>150065085
wat nou?

>>150065067
aston has shit drag but good downforce, hungary is a slow track

>>150065096
Any time I look a cute girl I can’t help but think that she’s had a cock in her mouth and arse

>>150065085
weet ik

deadrrari

Kek the fucking state of Ferrari when Lechuck has to tell them how to manage their shit

>>150065076
>contract extended
>both ferraris out in q2

honhonhon

You just know Chuck will be last out of the pit lane now

its over

>>150065093
Spa could have been legendary this year, but the FIA canceled the race for mckek

>>150065108
I want to get hit by a japanese schoolgirl.

>>150065106
Probably not arse, not most girls at least.

>>150065067
Injury made alonso feel alive again

>>150065109
grim

>>150065106
Maybe stop thinking about cock all the time and that issue will go away

>>150065109
>I don't care about anything else
>drives out of pits on 3 wheels

>>150065109
>"Okay Charles you're out first but we couldn't put on the wheels on, is this okay? Question"

>>150065109
>least

They probably heard last and will send him out too late for a new lap

>>150065129
wrong, sex with twinks made alonso feel alive again

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>McLaren Formula Team
Mr. Gareth Frank Bale
Mr. Francesc Fàbregas Soler

>Scuderia Ferrari HP
Miss Éva Kerekes (to be captioned ‘Vica Kerekes’)
Mrs. Anya-Josephine Marie Taylor-Joy (SAT Pirelli Pole Position Award)

>Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Mrs. Barbara Sprouse (to be captioned ‘Barbara Palvin - Model and Humanitarian’)
Mr. Timothée Hal Chalamet
Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman

>Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team
Mr. Dávid Kornél

>BWT Alpine F1 Team
Miss Jenna Marie Ortega (SUN Netflix grid event)
Miss Emma Elizabeth Myers (SUN Netflix grid event)
Mr. Hunter Doohan (SUN Netflix grid event)
Mrs. Catherine Zeta-Jones (SUN Netflix grid event)
Mr. Luis Guzmán (SUN Netflix grid event)

>MoneyGram Haas F1 Team
[no requests]

>Visa Cash App Racing Bulls F1 Team
[no requests]

>Atlassian Williams Racing
Mr. Sean Bean

>Kick Sauber-Ferrari
Mrs. Alexandra Daddario

>Guest of The FIA Formula One World Championship
Mr. William Bradley Pitt

>>150065109
kek this is like raiding in wow with 40 retards and they are screaming random shit and the RL has to go
>shut the fuck up and focus

>>150065121
You do know that the Mclaren is even faster comparatively in the wet.

>>150065108
So angry

>>150065127
Hes sandbagging

>>150065109
my boi can't catch a break

>>150065125
Surely everyone tries it at least once
Even guys slip a finger up there

>>150065109
Plan F

>>150065142
yeah that's enough
never post this cancer again

>>150065142
this was never funny
kill all ritualposters

Why can’t a team hire a helicopter to follow their car around the track to give them more downforce?

>glenfiddich on the aston
I'M GONNA DRUUUNK

amx might be eliminated in Q2

>>150065144
The car yes but the drivers are shitters in the rain, except maybe Piastri, but I'm talking potential crashes scrambling the field in the start, and Norris going off.

>>150065162
Is it real or not
He can’t make this shit up every week surely

>>150065101
>equal mediocrity is better than individual exceptionalism
Fucking commies.

>>150065169
don't rule out SIR lewis hamilton

>>150065138
>tf
first hand info?

>>150065169
amx might be eliminated

Carloss...

>>150065142
>vica kerekes
first mention in like a decade

lel

>>150065175
most of it is never real with some real guest sprinkled in here and there sometimes

AMX is going to flirt with pole and prove everyone else is a shitter

kwab

>Sainz rn
Literally me trying to force my way into the main street on the way out of the city after work

>>150065175
many names make sense so possibly real

I drive like that

>>150065158
Why wasn't I born in Japan and become a teacher in highschool? I hate my fucking life as a frog in a communist country.

>>150065179
he will tho, that's the difference.

I believe in Max.

>>150065142
this was always funny
resurrect all ritualposters

litos...
REMINDER THAT HULK AND BEAR HAD A 3 GRID PENAL FROM LAST RACE

chuck le choke

>>150065180
no, alonso is a disgusting faggot and i'm not gay

>>150065195
I respect the delusion

>>150065142
>Alpine

>>150064860
Cars were mucho sexo back then

just turn in where is tsunoda

>>150065171
>except maybe Piastri
With the limited wet running we have had this year only one of the Mclarens has made a mistake that cost them dearly.

>drops of water
>Stroll turn into prime Senna

Imagine you’re dating Brundle’s daughter and she takes you to meet him for the first time and he says well your “kind of ok wasn’t it”

HAM OUT

>>150065212
me too but i dont trust red bull

apologize.

Kwabilton out

>>150065142
>>150065219
why is /tv/ saying she's hit The Wall?
she looks fine?

BYE
BYE BYE

ferrari exposed

>>150065231
?

lol HAM out in Q2

>>150065226
his mom is so annoying with her hecking chungus quirky personality acting like a teenager that even the normies on youtube started shitting on her

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150065231
imagine brundle's daughter sounds exactly like him like his son

HAM OUT IN Q2

Hamilton finna write another strongly worded email

>>150065224
harakiri

POOIS SHARTMILTON

40 million well spent I'd say.

GET FUCKED MONKEY

>>150065243
10/10 in bongland innit?

100 millions

>>150065224
It's over..

shieeeeeeet

>let's focus on sending us first
>sent them along with everyone else

>big shock
Yeah sure thing crofty

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>POOIS
>NARG
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

lmoa

BORT
BORT
BORT
BORT

ham will never win anything ever again

neekeribros…

>>150065247
He always says a middling lap was kind of ok wasn’t it

Wait what happened to Stroll? I thought he was the class clown. Why is he 3rd?

SIR DELULU

>>150065255
His son has a higher-pitched voice than him, so I imagine his daughter is a little higher-pitched again

Wasn't Antonelli fairly close to Russell in Japan? Why is he so shit the past couple of weekends?

>2025
>Hamilel going out early is a 'big shock'
bomb Sky

>>150065233
KWAB

B U C K
R
O
K
E
N

POOIS NEEKERILTON

>kwabtonelli
>bearkwab
>hamilkwab
>kwablos sainz
>colapiss

Sad to see Hamilton like this in qualifying

Just doesn't have it anymore

kek

BROKEN

neekeri

How many virgins did old Strulovich promised to Newey?

>Verstappen surrounded by 2 rookies in the junior team
Imagine how bad the car is...

RACISM WINS AGAIN BOIS

>>150065250
he is washed man

>>150065240
why are alonsos and homoltons names there, thats insulting, he qualified ahead of then afterall

Dead Bull

KWAB

phew

Humiliation ritual for hamilwog, blessed

he's crying, and /f1/ is laughing at him...

The F1TV presenters at the start of the show (Ruth and the other one) were giddy at the thought of Verstappen being eliminated in Q1
Who's laughing now

KWAB, every time!

>every time
>every time
yeah, buckbroken by Leclerc every time

>4 cars within 0.015 from 10th to 13th

oof

Kimi might just be a bigger fraud than Lulu

STRULL PODIUM

what the heck

neguinhomilton

>>150065284
alonso only did 1 lap
stroll was saved aswell with just the 1

>>150065290
Brit team sabotaging a foreigner

>>150065300
>>150065311
wdhmbt

kek

>>150065274
I also noticed his lukewarm IQ merging take

>>150065310
How many Enzo Ferraris could you get for 100 million

>>150065300
The fuck is he even trying to blame here? Chuck was battling the car the entire lap and he managed it.

It's Joever, Hamilton sisters

>>150065331
Bortobros.... we eating good

what even is shartonelli's purpose?

>Homolton got outqualified by a RED BULL
AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH OH NO NO NO NO

>>150065307
Then why is he still brown?

>>150065300
>>150065311
Is so fucking over isn't?