Thread 150067858

ENG VS IND, 5th test. ENG lead by 2-1.

India - 224 & 396
England - 247 & 32/0*

England needs 342 runs to win.

YFO

>England come out to bat
>Bright and sunny

>>150067881
it'll be rainy tmoz

>>150067866
NO
YOU DON'T. YOU JUST DON'T.. YOU DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO.. OK?
STAY IN YER CAPACITY

Just spotted 3 WMAF couples in the crowd I. The past 2 overs

grigget

>>150067881
it's sunnier in India, so you guys should be used to it

new territory for us

seems rigged against england tbqh, so the story remains ours regardless of result

Post the English openers pic

thank god he was framed.

>scores have increased every innings
>pitch is getting easier to bat on
It's over.
If only Indian top order batted better.

your honour i accidentally shot my wife with a shotgun

wtf RIP JOE ROGAN

>>150067905
>AF
Gooky or Jeeta?

>>150067905
find a better hobby

>>150067905
indians aren't WMAF
>>150067933
don't cocktease me like that ffs

I mistook my blonde supermodel wife for a facking coon because there was a door in the way

>>150067936
That’s it :^)

are you a burglar or are you my wife

I have a cutie Korean gf, how do I get her into cricket?

Indian male btw

>>150067939
What about public gooning

I’ve always found it very odd how the British refer to Indians as Asians

yeah mad isn't it when india is in africa

>>150067909
>sunnier in India

>>150067970
That’d be worse, reprehensible even. Try trainspotting, or bird watching

>>150067975
it's in Asia
Saudis are Asian too

>>150067975
I’ve always found it very odd that the British refer to the Irish as human

Alireza Firouzja about as French as a ham, egg And chips
He's iranian
But he larps as French for some weird reason

>>150068000
Great cricketer never actually seen him play

England's lost without Stokes, especially in a match like this rta0r

>>150067968
there's a t20 series going on in Florida fella

reckon you Brits should switch to kph too while we’re at it

>>150068027
>T20
Be fucking serious

>The first woman Chancellor of Germany was Western Europe's most powerful leader.
>Western Europe's most powerful leader
reckon that was Hitler

>>150068060
You’re such a fucking idiot it’s unreal

I mean obviously Alireza Firouzja is Iranian
In what world is he French
World has got completely retarded

>>150068060
I think they mean at the time she was in charge.
Also wouldn't the Soviet Premier after WW2 be more powerful? He controlled most of Europe.

citizenship is the only concept French law recognises. they don't acknowledge French as an ethnic group.

Go to bed retards

What do people who don’t think Indians are asians think Indians are?

Wake the fuck up

Indians. Obviously they are Asians but if you say to me Asians I think of anything to the east and south of Burma and Mongolia

>even the Weetabix adverts on Sky Sports are poking fun at British economic and cultural decline
Think the country might be fucked lads

>>150067937
They all looked like late 20s/early 30s white men with South East Asian women 5 years their junior

>>150068154
Damn lucky guys. No Asian girl I've ever known would go watch a test match

>>150068099
Indian.
While they might be "asian" geographically, the word "Asian" in regards to ethnicity does not include them.

"Asian" isn't an ethnic group.

>>150068140
I thought Brexit and Theresa May was gonna fix it all?
>Maybe if we elect Farage as PM it will all sort itself out.

>>150068169
asian describes someone who comes from asia

It’s kind of like when you think of a European it’s German or Belgian or something like that, not a Greek or Spaniard. An African isn’t an Egyptian, an American isn’t a Mexican

>>150068106
samurai, we have a city to burn
>ynr what they took from you
not that i ever thought cp77 was going to be as good as they promised but bloody hell they had 10 years and still fucked it up

>when you think of a European it’s German or Belgian or something like that, not a Greek or Spaniard
what in gods name does this even mean

>>150068138
>you're wrong because my brain has been completely americanised

It’s just the mind’s eye

An Egyptian is African.
You're thinking "an Egyptian isn't Sub-Saharan African".

>>150068213
CP77 is good now. Have you played it recently?

>>150068213
hate that it's still shit and people pretend like they made it the game that was promised, it'sstill 7/10 boring aaaslop

>no wicket today
It's over.

>>150068214
Some European bloke was walking his dog past my place yesterday and the dog stopped to take a shit so he waited and then picked the shit up, still warm, and carried it with him presumably to the nearest bin. I know he was European by the look of him.

more of a chess, CEO, javelin and field hockey nation really

>>150068233
>bro we can always just patch it after it goes gold despite being in dev hell for 10 years
>>150068235
this

>safely batting out for an hour until the end of play
this isn't the bazball I was promised

>>150068275
Pakis beat your arses at the javelin last time I paid any attention to it

>>150068295
outshalla!!

drunk & high outta my mind. eating ice creqm and reading donna pages I won't remember
>>150068089
yeah I will
>>150068275
morning. yfo

Its just a geographical identity anyway, holds zero value in actuality.

>>150068313
just like european yet most continental europeans describe themselves as european first. v odd

>>150068313
yus

ffs fucking creepy

>>150068293
WOOPS

O
M
G

FUCK SAKE
CIF WE LOSE THIS

WHAT A BALL

cracker ball that tbf

Fucking hell you knew it was gonna happen
was that a yorker?

crawley is the most useless motherfucker

>>150068312
ICE CREAM'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST iykwim haha

can't fucking see the ball with those shit shadows covering half the pitch ffs

>>150068213
holy shit I thought everyone had been brainwashed
>all the marketing and pre-release deep dives talk about an in-depth RPG system with a game full of narrative and tactical choices
>game releases
>it's just reskinned far cry
I'm still fucking mad that they treated that spiderbot mission like every mission in the game was like that with even more ways to complete it, and then it was the only mission that wasn't completely on-rails.
I'm also still fucking ANGRY that they ruined the romance with waifu judy (unless you choose the nomads for the ending despite their glaring incompetence) even after they made a DLC that could also have fixed it.
>hey judy I'm going to get treatment, I don't know how long it'll be but I'll tell the corporation to keep you up to date

the ol' double bluff

>>150068353
>hating kino cinematography in real life

What about the 6th ball?
Do we have to bring in a nightwatchman bowler?

China have Russias backs so Ukraine are fucked desu

>>150068385
finishes the over tomorrow

>>150068385
I don't like going off just because you got a wicket. Bowl the over out.

Most 50-plus stands for an opening pair vs India in Tests
9 - Zak Crawley & Ben Duckett (ENG)**
8 - Gordon Greenidge & Desmond Haynes (WI)
7 - Alastair Cook & Andrew Strauss (ENG)
7 - Matthew Hayden & Justin Langer (AUS)
7 - Bill Lawry & Bob Simpson (AUS)

>>150068420
I was on this site for that and ignored it too.

>>150068433
noice

>>150068434
because they banned all talk of it after moot's handlers found out we saw it would lead to common core

>>150068493
uhh no I ignored it.

Boris Johnson is Absolutely horrendous
A genuine zogbot
Gets off on Palestinian children blood

Why didn't Archer play this test?

I enjoy going to neath, Wales

China are about to invade Taiwan
Unfortunately I will still have to go to work regardless

Another duck for the 1s for fuck's sake
Not sure I'll be in the team again this season
Might top myself

Playing a team full of Indians
Had to face spin from both ends, don't really like it
Didn't get over my forceful front-foot cut and point took a good low catch

>>150068923
uhh this is Thorpey's week mate get your own.

Cocaine makes you feel good

Love climbing so much
Just wish I didn't have to navigate climbers
Biggest diickheada on earth

Had two people (one spectator, one of their team when shaking hands) specifically compliment my fielding, at least

>>150068964
Ok I'll do it next week instead

>>150069045
meant biggus dickus iykwim haha

>>150068923
uhh rude¡ this is Thorpey's week moite, get your own fella!!

>>150069186
>>150068964
JINX¡!! lmoa

>>150069103
queem QUEEM haaaaAAAAAaaa

>>150068312
'chabin bla x

>>150069199
can't jinx under a roof iykwim haha

Went to the pub and drank 6 pints of bitter

I have a meltdown every single day
But there is nothing to really be sad of except Israel's conduct
They are acting deprived of God and Fintan Stewart knew this

Reading some Basil Bunting

Reading some Kazuo Ishiguro

Zak Crawley vs India

Matches: 5

Innings: 9

Runs: 290

Ave: 32.2

WHY IS THIS FUCKING FRAUD STILL IN THE TEAM???

A strong song tows
us, long earsick.
Blind, we follow
rain slant, spray flick
to fields we do not know.

Night, float us.
Offshore wind, shout,
ask the sea
what’s lost, what’s left,
what horn sunk,
what crown adrift.

Where we are who knows
of kings who sup
while day fails? Who,
swinging his axe
to fell kings, guesses
where we go?
Probably what Crawley is thinking right now

Feeling sad, depressed, disconsolate

>>150070654
oh it shows zachy it shows!

Why didn't I just get over it (the ball)
I'll never get over it (the duck)

>>150071304
As a non-cricketer Zachy has never felt the depths of despair that follow a poor performance with the bat
A highly respectable performance in the field just doesn't make up for it

Not that Zachy would offer a highly respectable performance in the field either, you understand (not athletic enough)

Always wanted to be a wicket keeper batsman but ended up a pacey opening bowler. Never really got over that. Worst part is I was fast but not the fastest in the county and then some fuckwit started shortening my run up and messing with my technique so ended up just being a shitter without any real weapon. Just another example of the talentless fuckwits and the system failing the players.

your fielding today was amazing, and you are so ripped

my new bed set-up is too comfy
got home from the pub and slept for 6 hours, dead to this cruel world
god I love being a leasehold Chad and I love my flat

Cameron Winter

>>150071304
right
I am leaving forever you fat neek
god is actually real
bye

just so everyone knows, i know ball >>150074207

>>150074288
never doubted it fella x

For the Indians, is Jaiswal regarded as some sort of incel hero? I keep seeing memes and commentary about men from Utter Pradash being the most abhorrent as judged by Indian women.

>>150075434
jaidwal is a nigger who got lucky in India , he's spreading wrong messages like going to Mumbai leaving behind your parents and being adopted and signing off your all ownership to a random coach in India but it is a good thing i guess many uneducated and village boys will follow him and ruin their lives

>>150068715
can't you neath somewhere else?

>RSA tour of Aus
>It's all white ball slop in off brand stadiums
Cricket, cricket everywhere, not a test to see

South Africa don't play cricket anymore

Know it's dumb but I honestly always enjoy these run chase bits of a test

>>150078367
why would that be dumb lol
it's obviously more exciting than a first innings

thinking of putting a pony on England to win , only problem is my luck with gambling is poor

the gf
>>150078762
root's gonna bag 300

Meant to post this yesterday morning, not as if anyone cares anyway, but a chance to watch some non-retards.

/COUNTY/ Reports & Highlights of Day 4 of Round 12:

>Division One

Essex 602/6dec. & 96/1. v Warwickshire 485.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce87xld3nyxo
https://youtu.be/xqAwnXgmzj0

Nottinghamshire 511/6dec. v Somerset 438. & 200/5.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5y3g1gz5qwo
https://youtu.be/rTI-zogWgEY

Worcestershire 249. & 303/8. v Hampshire 293. & 313/7dec.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c8ryj73rg87o
https://youtu.be/BaztSYRPQNo

Yorkshire 545/9dec. v Sussex 222. & 195.
>RESULT: Yorks win by an innings and 128 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c860wzlxj5yo
https://youtu.be/H11xFtNaKdo


>Division Two

Gloucestershire 404/9. v Middlesex 445.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cm21v5xp17yo
https://youtu.be/_EjM2n0tufU

Kent 445/8. v Leicestershire 471.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clyv704znkgo
https://youtu.be/lQ9EGRHwxtA

Lancashire 137. & 318. v Glamorgan 261. & 348/7dec.
>RESULT: Glamorgan win by 154 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckgl3ven6z7o
https://youtu.be/G-u5TuBBns8

Northamptonshire 550/9dec. v Derbyshire 377. & 185/5.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdd361ejzmgo
https://youtu.be/Ahj0sczWAv8

previous days lowlights (fuck the kookaburra ball)
>>150046606
>>150028709
>>150016161

This was the last round of county games until the second week of September, has to make way for the lying ecbs dogshit franchise tournament which is all owned by shitmunchers now. The rump that once was the One-Day Cup starts tuesday.

hello (ive run out of dexies)

Fuck you and fuck the cricket.

Just got a text from the landlord threatening to evict me if I keep playing music. Is it legal to evict me over something so trivial?

>>150078890
>the original
>Netflix remake

>>150078890
based Australia not giving up on the empire

God save our flag and GOD SAVE THE KING! fuck abos!!

*goes to town on pussy*

Ollie Poop will not pass 50

i fucked vonny in a SCG bathroom

>>150078982
They have baths at the SCG? When I went it was just toilets that were made available to the public.

The cricket’s starting

Gloomy weather is so kino.
Englandis have no idea how good they have it there.

LETS FUCKING GO

what cricket is starting? should i care?

3.30pm- Trumpet played

Pope needs to make a ton but he won’t unfortunately

>>150078455
Have a distinct memory of being sneered out of the uni cricket soc for saying that was the excitement

England will be praying for a miracle from pope iykwim haha

huh?

If Ben gets a short ball he might Duckett iykwim haha

>Vaughan thinks Brook should be vice captain rather than Pope
FUCKING BROOK guy has an iq of a potato, a completely 2-dimensional batsman who only thinks to slog it to cow corner.

only day 4 lads

They just bowl inswinging yorkers every delivery.

>>150079084
the problem's that Pope is pathetic

The crowds in England get progressively more brown each day as the test goes on

>>150079093
Half the England side can’t seem to play them tbf
>>150079099
Like all catholics iykwim

Looking forward to another solid 12(25) from Bethell

>last day of test criccy

fuark...

>>150079132
It isn’t but it will be

Why are they chirping up so much don't they know how silly their voices sound?

>gonna have to go back to watching Sussex get battered instead
I don't want it to end bros

Mad how England isn't playing cricket for another 3 months

>>150079142
why are they chirping now? they’re not getting wickets

>>150079147
go oval invincibles btw

cricket looms

You blokes drinking?

Do it Ben. Give into your urges. Cave their skulls in with the edge of the bat. All of them. Not a distinguishing feature of them to remain Ben.

my seams are wobbling lads

Duckett should try punching Siraj in the throat instead

>>150079155
Tea

>>150079132
Zimbabwe vs. NZ later this week m8

Love fucking non-white women they absolutely crave my girth

>>150079155
coffee with collagen protein powder

chirpy little cunts

Did you guys know that Australia are playing some t20s v South Africa in a few days in Darwin or cairns or some shit? Like honestly who gives a fuck

>>150079155
yea mate boxed wine for me (wont say our word for it lest i seem like a pervert)

>>150079157
Remember there was an episode of Dr Blake mysteries where a cricket nerd kills the guy with a bat because he fucked the woman he liked but was too pussy to talk to.

Why don't battersmen take a flask of whiskey out with them to help calm the nerves?

It's 21° in London now and the natives are wearing sweaters.
Repeatedly I have seen euro flags here claim 20 is t shirt weather. Seems like they were lying or fat cunts.

>>150079196
nerves are just an emotion mate

>>150079189
In Midsomer Murders the trophy wife of a greedy mining businessman gets her head bashed in with a cricket bat by a servant wanting to get revenge for her husband who was killed in a mining operation.
in the pilot episode, a guy lied about watching Test cricket as an alibi, he wasn't the murderer but later he was pressured and revealed he was getting whipped by a dominatrix
Lot of good English murder shows where cricket is a tangent.

>>150079200
bit nippy out innit

>>150079205
That's never a good alibi because people don't "watch" test cricket, they look at it in-between conversations.

>>150079200
Depends on the breeze benchod

It's over.

Not sure why you can't get whipped by a dominatrix while watching Test Cricket at the same time

anybody got a screencap of those rockets?

I'm not here to conversate

>>150079200
>feels like 18
>23mp/h wind gusts
>75% humidity
itsfuckingnothing.png

I’m about to baz all over the place

they turning the old gas tower into a hotel or something?

>>150079211
>people don't "watch" test cricket
Barnaby actually commented that the cricket wasn't on at the time privately to his sergeant. The only copper to know his stuff

>we're strong white north europeans we thrive in snow and winter
>noooo it's windy

turn this into a hotel champ *fucks your missus*

>>150079233
flats

>>150079205
Pretty sure there was also a Morse episode around a cricket club and Lewis played.

You know you Midsomer cobber

I'm Swiss

why are you so pressed about old people sitting around in wooly jumpers lad

Columbo is a good show

why is the indian upset about a simple jumper?

>>150079243
In fairness Britain is a lot windier than other parts of Northern Europe. You don’t notice as much wind in Iceland compared to Britain.

>>150079243
this country poolapses to a halt when it snows.
iirc the Chancellor at the time of the early 2010s even blamed poor GDP growth figures on the one day of snow one year.

I should try watching Columbo, need something until test cricket returns

>hates cucumber sandwiches
>hates woolly jumpers
indians are funny

I know it's wrong but I do think Loaded is the best Velvet Undergroud record, or should I say, 'my favourite'

Got his half century he can safely throw away his wicket now

>>150079280
Love me cucumber sandwiches
Love me jumpers
Love me real ale
Love me cricket

>>150079251
Nearing the end of my rewatch, only a few more episodes of Season 13 and I'll have the Nettles/Brian True-May era done again. Haven't watched anything past that and never will.

>>150079266
dire

Pitch has got easier for batting.
It's 3-1 to England.

Just how much has Washington abused grindr since being in Britain?

>>150079293
There’s a Telegraph article from a year prior where Michael Holding predicts test cricket will be dead within 20 years due to T20, unfortunately he looks to be correct.

>>150079307
What are you on about?

>>150079297
>3-0 to the sheepshaggers
>3-1 to the chads
>3-1 to the bongs
Is this the best 1.4 billion people can produce?

I’m not interested in f1 at all, I just find it dull to watch. even though there’s an australian doing well at the moment.

>>150079307
Ask Zachy

>>150079313
isn't t20 struggling for attendances too somewhere

>>150079325
In Australia yes. we’re the only country where the red ball is more popular than the white ball. That’s why any jeet takeover of the big bash will fail.

Which matches are you watching live to keep the sport alive, /cric/?

>>150079320
I could've single handedly won all of those

>>150079322
pastry could win it ay
hamilmeme winning every year in an OP car killed my cazzie interest for a long time

>>150079332
white ball isn't real cricket. that's why nobody wants to watch it.

>>150079325
T20 blast still gets good attendances, as does the hundred, at international level it’s a meme. But T20 has just completely changed the way cricket is, the way even tests are played. The ECB don’t care about first class or one day, within 10 years both the County Championship and the One-day cup will be gone and “tests” will be just extended t20s as other sides copy the England side.

ffs duckett fuckett

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>150079313
>Michael Holding predicts test cricket will be dead within 20 years
The Border Gavaskar Trophy hit record-breaking numbers this year. Where there's rivalry, there's always an audience.

>>150079314
That he very much looks like a man who while at home keeps up appearances as a straight man but when he is away loves a bit of cock

This is fine

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK HOME TO SNOW WHITE CUNT

>>150079287
lol there it is

collapse incoming

GONE GOT HIM
ROOT OUT FIRST BALL
WHAT A DELIVETY FROM KRISHNA

Duckett is a moron

>>150079350
Only because your diaspora is flooding the first world with filth

GOTTEM GAWN FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION
>have two full days to chase at 1.5 runs per over
>play random drives to overly wide deliveries and get out
t20 brainrot is real

82-3 btw bc no woakes

KRISHNA ON A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

>>150079359
tldr

MENTAL MIDGET

>>150079379
So he wouldn't come out if all they needed was 2 runs to win?

reckon pope will be out in high 20s/low 30s

Root in the 10s

Jamie Smith and Brook ...heh...170 partnership ?

GONE GOT HIM
PISS OFF YOU'RE OUT
BACK TO THE PAVILION DICKHEAD

>>150079394
No but Steven May

Bumrah would have gone off on this pitch..

>>150079351
What about you? Do you love cock?

>>150079396
what about the rest of the total then

>>150079394
No but Mark Wood

This England side is so reliant on Root in the batting.
>no Root big score
>no win
In like most cases, literally carry’s this side.

AND ANOTHER

pretty sure i just saw duckett and six of his mates singing about having to go to work

>>150079411
Can't say mate, could be a crazy situation where bingland need 78 with just 1 wicki in hand

NO
REVERSE
JINX
STAY IN YER CAPACITY

i wonder if this Stephen May knows that st minimum 90% of invocations of his name have come from a singular autist on a javan engravings homing pigeon

GOTTEM

>Crawley is a brainlet
>Brook is a brainlet
>Smith is a brainlet
>Pope is skittish
Just down to Duckett and Root and Duckett is already out.

Was Cook the last upper caste English player?
Current team all look like peasants, except Crawley possibly.

that looked out

I would have given that out

THAT WAS OUT
THAT WAS OUT
THST WAS HITTING THE STUMPS

Krishna looks like one of tolkiens orcs.

sort of jeet you avoid as you just know.

the fix just called

Paki cunt basterd behnchod

umpire's call lol

umpires call is such a meme, either the tech works or it doesn’t ffs

>>150079473
dis

Bowling is a solved sport. Just spam edges

HE'S POSTED IT AGAIN ON HIS BIRTHDAY

>>150079441
Crawley, Pope, Duckett, Brook, Smith and Overton all went to public schools (fee-paying independents). Root, Woakes and Stokes all went to state schools, don’t know about Tongue or Archer.

Who currently holds the Tongue-Deep?

Siraj is a punk.. if he had half
knowledge he would learn some manners..

>>150079505
What about Broad?

I'd be terrible at trying to pick out a nicked ball, my hearing is shit

>>150079505
Josh Tongue yes.
Archer no.

>gives out siraj for an lbw after he hit the ball
>doesn't give out root for lbw hitting stumps
hmmm

what’s the point of archer running drinks if he’s meant to be resting

>>150079522
Definitely did. Anderson no.

>>150079524
I heard a noise too, it was probably a stud scraping on the ground.
>>150079473
umpire call exists so close calls don't make either side that unhappy

>>150079531
Yes/no what?

Indian team is a bunch of fucking poofs

Punter's voice is pretty annoying

>>150079571
>t. tazziehaterlad

>make clicking noise with your mouth a fraction after the ball goes past your bat
>get them to waste their reviews

4:30pm- Trumpet playing

High IQ move

How on earth did Ian Ward manage to play test cricket?

>>150079588
Connolly looks like a propa monkey

>>150079571
Better than the annoying mainland accent,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Click_consonant#Languages_with_clicks
have they solved snickos?

>>150079597
Went the the right school probably

>>150079602
most valuable primate

>>150079597
Was part of a good Surrey side, went to a public school and he only played 5.

*Say Gqeberha as the ball passes the bat*

why are the bongs still bazzballing with a day and a half to go?

England will win this by tea

>>150079410
Not tried, not a fan of men though and trannys creep me out

>beautiful women being shown in the crowd
why didn't we get this during the bgt? the only shots we got were indian crowds...

>>150079625
Just call it Port Elizabeth you bigot

>>150079588
>put a wood lining on the edges of your pads
>use a wood thighguard
>get them to waste their reviews

ffs work called

Pope is Bazzing it so expect him to be out in the next 5 overs

>>150079651
what sort of cuck job do you have that they will ring you up on sunday morning

Poop looks like hes about to cry

>>150079651
just don't pick up, moron

>>150079657
Nostradamus over here

GOTTEM GONE

OUT
PLUMB
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION CUNT

very dogshit pooview that

nice pooview you spastic

so why does poop get so much preferential treatment?
does he go golfing with key often?

This is a bit pathetic from england desu. Expected a bit more.

nice bat swing lmao not even close.

>>150079679
Brooks going to be out clear as daylight soon enough and after Root and Smith it’s only bowlers left. It will be over before tea.

What's the point of reviewing for Pope when he never scores above 30 anyway

>>150079666
>>150079663

I need to poo

our top order consists of free wickets anyway

Brook to get a boundary then immediately out

>>150079663
It's a gimmick to give the poster a face saving exit to preclude other anons from accusing the poster of posting only when his team is winning.

>>150079663
>>150079666
based freshcunts

>>150079686
He used me as a character reference, I'm a real smooth talker, sorry.

TELL YOUR STORY WALKING CHAMP

>>150079699
Use a toilet.
>ynr jeets don’t know what that is
the flushing white thing

DUCKETT GONE
ENGLAND TWO DOWN

>>150079705
Oh right. I always forget people post inane nonsense for cheap pop.

I see Shitraj is still celebrating before appealing too
disgusting behaviour tbqhwyf

Starting to think Brook isn't actually the generational talent he was initially made out to be

>drawing a series here ensures Gaybir remains Indian coach for longer than he should
Thank you England.

>>150079733
gets the noggin joggin

>>150079733
he's england's 2nd best batter

think the strategy here is to make sufficient runs while keeping wicket losses to a minimum

>>150079744
that would be ducky

For me it's throwing away your wicket so you can go home early

>>150079741
Away bully, LMAO

Love the whole "nervy moments now" stuff pretending like it's not all over.

>>150079740
best possible result for Australia
>england embarrassed again. Funny stat on 0 series wins against Australia or India for to a decade
>bindia wont go postal on test cricket due to their failure, but it also doesn't overshadow >us

>>150079740
He's not being fired, regardless of the outcome.

>>150079768
Grim hairline for a young bloke.

>>150079765
2018 was 10 years ago?

over status?

Just found out Brook's middle name is Cherrington lads

how did pozzfailure lose a home series to these guys again?

why does he have a baseball sticker on his bat

Any man here seen Scorsese's Silence?

>going to have a blow

Prozzies allowed in the dressing room?

My boy rooty finna drop a sick double ton and put this game to bed fr fr fr no cap

>>150079803
when bumrash is in they feel confident in leaving the bulk of the work to him
when bumrash is out the other bowlers wake up more

>>150079804
yeah it's shite. the message is you should pretend to give up your faith to survive.

>>150079396
Uh oh bros....

Yea is that an MLB logo on the bottom of his bat?

>>150079785
next home series against either is 2027

>>150079820
Yeah, he loves baseball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeE5zqNDn_U

I watched NIGHT MOVES (1975) a couple of weeks ago, thought it was pretty good noir

>>150079829
>1.9m views
is Brook a draw?

need to get root

>>150079829
Nice. I like Harry Brook then, baseball is based

>>150079823
>you may have won 7 years ago but the next home series after this is in 2027 which is still less than a decade also you've already lost the away series

all these permutations and you're still wrong

Wats a crigget ball made off?

>>150079838
people love a bit of cricket vs baseball flaming

>>150079849
pooty almost never delivers in pressure situations, his wicket looms

>>150079857
The skin of the first ashes players stuffed with hair.

>>150079857
skin and bones from dead cricketers

surprised Brook isn’t out yet.

>>150079855
>it's not 10 years! it's actually 9
cope

>>150079857
Oxen testicles

business idea: non-striker adopts bats- posture during bowler run-up so he bowls to wrong end

>>150079838
In India Harry is considered an intellectual
>>150079883
An intellectual on par with Brook!

>le contrived cropped beard, faux mullet and sleeve tatts look
Sad!

>>150079898
business idea: bowl at both ends at the same time to double the amount of overs played

>>150079838
Indians don't count. Utterly dimeless.

>>150079901
"Moving the goalposts" has a different meaning in Australia, over there it just means the AFL season has ended.

I sat down on the toilet to do a poo but no poo came out, only farts

>>150079927
spooky

>>150079857
ball

>charging down the wicket again
fucking idiot

>>150079927
stop eating so much cheese

>>150079940
Fuck u guys im asking chatgpt

>target less than 250
It's over.

THWACK

>>150079921
When the new ball comes in the old ball stays

reckon i've pulled on the most other blokes' cocks here

>Brook hits a couple of shots to the fence
>India cowardly panics and spread the field out
Lost the story.

>>150080000
quads confirm, steamworks runs /cric/

yeah brook lad give it a fookin baz fuck winning n shiet

LMFAO

so fucking lucky there. jesus this kid is a fucking idiot.

lol

absolutely battle of the brainiacs

OHNONONO

ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD

Siraj has a bet on

lmao
England are winning this

The drama

you've got all of today and tomorrow you fucking brainlet

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING IT

>>150080027
meant pulling a rooster along btw iykwim haha

proper bazball that

brook's fuck n suck

kwab

If you were the guy behind him with the drinks, is it illegal to push him back into the field first?

lmao what a moron. you're close to the boundary. at least toss it up.

simply wouldn't step on the boundary

>the fat british retard in the bangladesh shirt in the background
fucking lmao

Brook probably could calm down a touch here, getting a bit reckless

I'M BAZBALLING AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>>150080055
>wanting to hang around indians for another day longer than you have to

Bazzing hard right now

>>150080074
blokes brain was running slower than dial-up, he's gone before lunch

If I was bowling I’d either take his fucking head off or break his fucking arm

>>150080088
one must bear with the smell

>>150080074
maybe he is bangladeshi

>target it basically 200
>200 is basically 150 if you really think about it

This is going to won by tea lads

>>150080098
would ya big man

reckon Siraj should be investigated for fixing

>all the poos screaming
kek

he's going well and got them under pressure
time to hit a sweep of a fast bowler I reckon

>>150080120
he's pretty dumb

>>150080120
This but brook

Theory: Siraj has a tenner on a Brook 100 and a Siraj 3 wicket hail

tbg fair play on Siraj for not claiming he'd caught it unlike a certain pozzie who grassed the ball near the boundary

>drums on milo tin
>"come on england"

winviz status?

>>150080151
>status
you are gay

where's the ramp

>>150080161
There’s nothing wrong with being gay

>>150080172
Yeah but bumholes are nasty

>>150080164
outside rishabh pant's house

why didn't broad just never walk ever

why did the chicken cross the road

To get away from the rat fucking Turk dog cunt

>>150080200
bodied that attention seeking freak

Weird how cricket is considered a posh sport in England when Pajeets make up more than half of the international playerbase

>>150080194
to get away from the gay

>>150080207
if it wasn't a posh sport here Indians wouldn't have anything to look up to

>>150080194
turkey's day off

Why do the english have french fleur de lis on their dressing room window?

>>150080229
Normans

>>150080229
Why do indians drink cow piss?

Its the Prince of Wales feathers. Its Surreys badge as its Surreys ground.

It’s cool how the lights are that shape

It's cool how boobs are that shape

How are you guys feeling about brexit? Idk enough about it but keeping your own currency and being part of brexit is like the best of both worlds

>>150080229
Prince of Wales technically owns the Oval, as it was built on ground leasehold to Surrey CCC from the Duchy of Cornwall. They're ostrich feathers whilst the fleur de lis is as the name suggests a lily.

Regret to see the cricketers wasting their energy in celebrating & trolling when the achievement some momentary success. It is better to save the energy for their performance in a better way-
The on field gentleman attitude has gone with Sachin ,Dravid era.

>>150080294
based ausjeet

>>150080236
>>150080255
Interesting
Also totally not a fleur de lis

who is the Prince of Whales though

>>150080310
a lot of countries do copy French iconography tbg.
*cough* tricolour flag *cough*

>>150080317
your fat dad

>>150080339
that's not nice

>>150080358
hogwheels?

Looking forward to the post lunch collapse lads

>>150080344
Its said to originate from the Battle of Crecy in the Hundred Years war, Prince Edward "The Black Prince" was a commander of at the battle of the English and defeated the French who had the Kingdom of Bohemia on their side and their King was killed in the battle. Edward the Black Prince supposedly took his helmet and incorporated the ostrich feathers of his badge and his motto "Ich Dien". Its said by some its used because its close to the Welsh cognate.

fleur de lys is a flower not feathers

prince edward was born in Bridgetown hence nickname

Weird picture of Rob Key that. Unsettling.

Feudalism obviously well predates the modern conception of the nation state, so not surprising that these anachronisms are a hodgepodge of what we now consider to be separate cultures

yeah righto

>>150080440
for me its eastern European states that abandoned communism and adopted monarchical icons for their new state symbols despite being republics
people like to mock our symbols but at least they're authentic, and our national anthem is functional rather than Borat-tier

Right then lads, can England do this?
Like for Yes
Retweet for No

>>150080569
draw for me

>>150080586
I never wrote a picture in my life. I don't draw pictures of women

Cricket’s on

Harry is bazzing this game out of India’s reach

Kek Brook is a lucky cunt

The final day of the summer of cricket

Can just tell someone's going to get out when England start t20ing it

finna spazball, day 5 is for poofs

>cric gets to 470 then dies
>AGAIN

a nice bazzy fifty

>celebrating personal milestones
pathetic

>you tried bowling at the stumps
>bowls straight
>concedes 4s constantly

In what other aspects of life can the principles of Baz be applied?

Pitch getting easier for batting progressively.
England winning this by tea

>target under 200
Have England wrenched back the story?

>>150080846
with winviz at like 20-80 England-India win percentage it makes you look like a massive cunt
>>150080882
didn't boris or sunak try "we are going to bring in bazball for the economy" retarded tory cunts

>>150080846
this
only milestones I celebrate are when the side is 50 up, 100 up etc

india are jobbers

>>150080882
steamworks

>living on a prayer
jinx'd it and games gone

>>150080926
boris's career was already dead by the time England bazzed away India in 2022
his career is genuinely dead. felt like I was going crazy for being the only millennial who saw he's a fraud

How exactly do you apply tactics to a game of cricket?

To a layman like me it appears as if you just turn up and whack the ball around, but what're the most important aspects tactics-wise? Where you position your fielding players? Weather?

>>150081005
>>150081005
>>150081005

New
>>150080719
>>150080719
>>150080719

>>150080992
Batting or bowling?
Batting is more obvious. You know what shots you're good at, and you know where the fielders are, and you know what you need to do (score runs, avoid getting out, score x in y overs) so you adjust your shot selection based on that and what the bowler does.
Bowling you try to figure out what the batter is trying to do and avoid that, or use it to try and get them out, and you place the field based on that.