Thread 150068311

This morning's toilet roll:

Tottenham, Manchester United and Newcastle are monitoring the situation of Paris St-Germain striker Randal Kolo Muani, 26, after the French international's move to Juventus stalled. (Le Parisien)

>Manchester United's Argentine winger Alejandro Garnacho, 21, is still keen on a move to Chelsea as he attempts to leave Old Trafford this summer. (Fabrizio Romano)

Chelsea's bid to sign RB Leipzig's Dutch forward Xavi Simons, 22, has hit a snag as the Bundesliga side do not want any of the Premier League club's squad players in part-exchange. (Sun)

>Valencia are closing in on a new deal for Spanish midfielder Javi Guerra, 22, who is attracting interest from Manchester United and AC Milan. (Marca)

West Ham have submitted a bid worth €8m (£6.9m) for Botafogo's Brazilian goalkeeper John Victor, 29, while Galatasaray, Everton and Manchester United have previously shown interest. (Fabrizio Romano)

>Lyon are in talks with Liverpool over a possible deal for English midfielder Tyler Morton, 22. (Sky Sports)

Manchester City are willing to sell English midfielders Jack Grealish, 29, James McAtee, 22, and 29-year-old Kalvin Phillips, as well as German keeper Stefan Ortega, 32, this summer, provided they receive suitable offers. (Athletic)

>Inter Milan defender Yann Bisseck, 24, has rejected a move to Crystal Palace, who had a £28m bid accepted for the German. (Gazzetta dello Sport)

Atalanta have rejected a £36.5m bid from Inter for Nigeria winger Ademola Lookman as they hold out for at least £43.5m for the 27-year-old. (Fabrizio Romano)

>Middlesbrough have agreed a deal worth £3.5m for Blackburn's English right-back Callum Brittain, 27. (Sky Sports)

thread deflowered by a chilean post

son :(

>>150068327
Respect

>>150068311 (OP)
>grealish
he's 30 in a month with 2 years left on £300k/week who the fuck is going to sign him

>>150068371
you know who habibi

Anyone have the here we go man coom face. My folder got wiped on my new phone

>West Ham signing Callum Wilson
is Antonio and Fullkrug not enough for 'crocked geriatric strikers'?

>>150068336
I'll miss him, he was a good player for us.

>>150068471
Is Antonio alive

>>150068466
death to phoneposters

Will Wright played for Liverpool U21 today after devastatingly SNUBBING Arsenal

>>150068519
not that leaf, but enjoy your back pain

https://x.com/NoContextBMD/status/1951703010406731860?s=19

Everton fans discussing ways to save the new club store after its disastrous launch

Idea of turning it into hooters

>>150068544
Sounds based desu

How does fabrizio make money?

>>150068583
how many times do you need twitter monetization explained to you?

>>150068583
Paid by the Saudis to artificially inflate interest in their league

>>150068521
I don't know, will he? ¬_¬

>>150068621
hehe

>>150068583
Clubs pay him to announce, agents pay him to spread rumors, elonbux, and sponsorship

Kloppo thinks this will help Liverpool get Isak
In reality he just put Newcastle into the title race

>>150068670
>Newcastle
>Title race

lmao

>>150068692
There are always lot's of titles up for grabs at the start of the season. Poocastle of course won't get near the PL title tho

>>150068692
The Isak Sesko partnership is worth at least 40 league goals a season
The PL is trembling

>>150068600
Twitter payouts have only been a thing for a couple of years since the buyout. He's been doing this for far longer than that. And transfer news is seasonal it's not a year round thing. So how does he make his money?

>Liverpool continue to ask around €65m for Darwin Nunez. If the player clearly wants to leave but the market doesn’t move, this amount might come down slightly.

>Al Hilal are very keen to sign him and have made contact. It remains to be seen whether an agreement can be reached. They are working on player’s side first, before submitting an offer to #LFC.

>AC Milan haven’t made any contact with Liverpool - just talks with player’s camp.

>Darwin Nunez wants to leave and Liverpool are working to find a solution.
@romano

Couple of Indian uber drivers are fighting outside my window and I'm scared

>>150068828
Darwin may consent and Liverpool may consent, but they never asked me. I DO NOT CONSENT. I want one last dance.

>>150068843
I know he's a living meme but there unironically is a player in there

>>150068838
get a can of deodorant at the ready to scare them off if they try anything

>>150068843
wirtz could unlock him he just needs more time

Isak won't even make top 10 premier league transfers

>>150068327
Why are you like this

>>150069256
15m in 1996 is 30m today. These numbers are wildly off.

>>150069292
Ah fuck I’ve fucked it

>>150069256
That £15m really did seem mental at the time
Yeah I'm old

>>150069316
it's £225m in transfer inflation according to football finance experts Valuball

RB Leipzig view Newcastle offer for Benjamin Sesko as insufficient. #NUFC proposal €75m + €5m after #RBLeipzig asked interested clubs for ~€75m + add-ons + sell-on. #MUFC pursuit also continues but no bid yet. 22yo undecided. W/ @SebSB @TheAthleticFC

Yeah he's going to united for 100m

I didn't check Trivago

>>150068490
yeah, he even played for Jamaica a bit in June but his contract status is ?????
officially his contract expired at the end of last season but he wasn't announced to have left the club like the other players whose contracts expired. Club said contract talks were ongoing, but it's been radio silence since then

I would like him to stay if only for sentimental reasons but I think the age-old meme of any striker West Ham sign being replaced by Antonio 6 months in is finally dead

>>150069439
Poocastle will have no issue paying €90m. Think this ends Manure’s pursuit. Onwards to Watkins and Mateta rejections.

UPDATE

Man United are the favourites at the bookies to get Sesko now

>>150068336
undisputed prem-spurs legend will sorely be missed
he should have stayed for the super cup but not blaming him for wanting it to end on a high
>>150069503
at that stage and age you might as well take the bag and enjoy the sunset in the mls or saudi

>>150069567
>>150069552
WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE

Has the Scouse tactic of signing Ekitike and thereby forcing Newcastle to sell Isak paid off?

>>150069256
based Sir Les

>>150069528
They couldn't even afford 90m for ekitike

>>150069693
Anon...

>>150069567
isnt his contract ending this year though
>>150069687
agree they truly cannot die

>>150069439
surely at that price you just agree to the sell-on % if it's only on profit

literally who

There's a reason why arsenal backed away from sesko. Read the athletic articles about it. The agent thinks sesko is the next messi and leipzig are acting like he's the finished product. They initially valued him at 100m, or 90m+10m. They dropped the price but are still demanding crazy clauses. Newcastle won't pay and i doubt united will either desu. Liverpool signing ekitike ruined the chances of signing isak because he was the easy and obvious replacement for him at Newcastle. Complete fumble on Liverpools part.

less than two bongs until The Biggest Party of the Summer

>>150069839
Not only does he think he's the next Messi, he literally introduced him as just "Messi" and apparently with no humour whatsoever

>>150069752
2027. 100m will never happen now though.

>>150069885
Forgot that was on, I'll just skip the first two hours of women's matches

Can't wait for a Klopp-esque declaration of "we've signed Messi!" from Howe after getting a poorly-translated text message from PIF

>>150069839
similar to isak it depends how much sesko wants to force the issue. leipzig don't even have champions league or any chance of challenging for the bundesliga so if he thinks he's the next messi does he have the kind of personality to just accept them pricing him out of a move?

only wrestler i like is the hulkster brother (rip)

>Leipzig & Newcastle remain in talks over the Tyneside club’s move for Benjamin Sesko.
>Leipzig haven’t rejected the #NUFC €75m + €5m offer but also haven’t accepted. They are negotiating on some of the payment terms.
>So talks continue over the structure of the deal.
well well well

there are currently 8 of these threads in the catolog and they are getting deleted quickly

>>150070017
Sounds like it’s happening then
Who the FUCK are the we going to go for now?
DCL and his agent read this and are laughing!

>>150069752
LAZARUS FC

>A.ballsak
>B.shitko
>J.frimong
>F.sqwirtz
>H.kektike
>J.shittenz
>J.turdo

i've got you all in my sights, YOUR players WILL play like shit and I WILL abuse it.

>>150070022
It's been happening all day.

>>150069885
Shan't be watching
Hope the Codester wins thougheverbeit

>>150070093
Very nice. A few suggestions:

>Cackpoo
>Pingpong
>Auschwirtz

Son to Laffs all but finished. It's going to be a ~£15mil fee.

>>150070136
Christ

>>150069581
he's one of the type of player I can't see leaving england, he'd end up at Leyton Orient or Dag and Red before moving from London

>>150070136
about what was expected
dont think any fans would hold it against him even if he went on a free honestly

>>150070136
>son is 33
didn't realise he was that old, thought he was a few years younger. always liked him as a player it's sad he was stuck at spurs

>>150070058
its hilarious that despite their nearly 15 year long shitshow post fergie they still get solid players
they are a graveyard for talents but still

>>150070211
hate this cringe take every spastic has
>just be a soulless mercenary glory hunter that gets used up and discarded bro
can tell you are brown

>>150070135
issue is i don't see gakpo having a bad game that frequently, really decent footballer all around. shame cuz cuckpoo does have a good ring to it

>>150070245
Those types are very concerned with players "getting that bag". Probably because it is tin shack favelas like theirs that benefit.

>>150070211
Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing

>>150070245
but son is not from london, spurs is not his childhood club, he wasn't brought through spurs academy, its not his father/family's club, he just moved there cuz rb lipzig(or whatever the fuck the club he was at before spurs) decided to sell him for the right price and he got entagled in the jewish spurs tentacles.
why didn't you call son a mercenary when he moved from his previous club to spurs?

the "one club" archetype is only acceptable when it's your childhood club/ academy player, or ur born in that part of the city, or your dad supports it, otherwise it's just another player-club connection.

>>150070354
not going to even attempt to explain sovl to a brown man wouldnt expect you to get it

>>150070214
Theyre too big to fail. Like Google or Amazon. They will qualify for UCL nect season because of being able to still pull players like Cunha and Mbeumo.

>>150070377
you're mad at me because indians/pakis are flooding your country. typical jewish spurs supporter behavior.

>>150070431
im not mad at you i just wouldnt expect a cat to understand playing fetch

>>150069885
GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT

>>150070395
Or Xerox

>>150070354
A lot of words I will not be reading

>>150070354
imagine being son rn
you played for a crowd that adores you respects you and you singlehandedly made that club(spurs)relevant in asia
AND captained the side for its first trophy in nearly 20 years
and besides hes been in the uk for so long im pretty sure he can get a british passport if he wants to so london is his city

>>150070492
>pretty sure he can get a british passport if he wants to
Him and every other nonwhite in the world

>>150070500
in fairness he has been in the uk for almost a decade at this point

>>150070492
don't disagree with any of this, but my problem is people think he's sort of "spurs through and through" and should just stay there for ever or else he's another mercenary.
i like son and personally think he could have went somewhere else 2-3 seasons ago and tried his luck at a higher stage while also contributing alot to tottenham.

>>150070017
Literal who source. Ornstein said its done. It's over.

>>150069292
soul

>>150070577
which has more meaning son winning europa as captain for spurs after that long journey or kane joining a kraut side that wins it every year and doesnt even win the league the first year and plays a few games in the CL (which he had already done and got further)

>>150070622
both are not that impressive desu, but i do agree that son's side looks better in this comparison.
when i referred to "higher stage" i basically meant real madrid, he fits real's style perfectly, and spurs players always do well there, could've nicked a UCL and a la liga with them perhaps...

>>150070694
very very soulless but again not going to teach a cat fetch

reminder those taking part in The Biggest Party of the Summer can watch at 1max dot top for live feeds, as well as 15 minute installments uploaded as the show goes, or wait until tomorrow morning for full video
OHWEEOHWEEOOOOHWEOHWEOHOHOH

>>150070214
They've bought a load of shite and even the good players they buy end up shite

>>150070500
>>150070536
Properly mental that they wouldn't let Al-Fayed have one after investing millions into London but every jihadi or umbongo can get one

I swear these agents make up the nastiest "gentlemen's agreements" and feed it to journos
10-20 whole million discount for "special clubs" with Sesko
65 million Total fee for Gyokeres and people believe it

>>150070850
Product is ice cold thoughbeit

Why did that scouser drive a car into the Liverpool pride parade?

Never saw a conclusion to that story in the papers.

>>150071131
Vax attack

>>150071138
Another one claimed :(

>>150071131
basically a lot of men are fucking cunts

>>150071192
yeah but running them over is a bit much

>>150071214
i don't know what "a bit much" means
shouting angrily at them would have been wrong running them over is a fundamental misalignment of the male brain

>>150071228
so true sister x

>>150071228
>shouting angrily at them would have been wrong running them over is a fundamental misalignment of the male brain
You aren't a woman and you will never be a woman.

>>150070912
agreed but I like to pop on the big ppvs

I find it hilarious that Glasgow Rangers have effectively mirrored Man United's downfall up in Scotland. Once billy big bollocks now reduced to a laughing stock.

>>150071291
>effectively mirrored
They managed to simultaneously do worse and better than just be shit in the PL for a good few years.

>>150071291
Support your local team

>>150071396
By the look of it he supports two. Neither of them from his actual country.

lol

>>150071469
Missed opportunity for lolerpool. He'd be a great backup striker for ekitike/nunez when the isak deal inevitably doesn't happen.

>>150071469
the only positive of this transfer is that he'll no longer be scoring every game against us

>>150071487
>boots in an OG every match

>>150071131
Because his trial is in November as I easily found just now on Google, it isn't some conspiracy

>>150071469
Reminds me of when they signed Kieron Dyer even though everyone knew he was a crock.

>>150071516
>35 appearances in 4 years

All I'd say to Sesko is. There's no club like United and with all due respect to Newcastle, he'll know that the minute he signs.

calling it now...
west ham relegation 25/26

>>150071600
That's a bad thing

>>150071604
Won't stand for this Potter slander

>>150071604
Sunderland
Burnley
Everton

>>150071618
Scared, potter?

>Manchester United will turn their focus to Sporting midfielder Morten Hjulmand, should the Sesko deal fall through.

>The club is still VERY confident that the Leipzig striker will choose the Red Devils.

>>150071645
Doesn't that guy literally have an arsenal tattoo on his leg or something?

>>150071633
>everton

>>150071658
Means very little. Van Djik, Salah, and Ekitike are all Man United fans.

>>150071600
>t. Brent Di Cesare from nottingham

>>150071704
I don't understand why a professional footballer would get a tattoo of a club he hasn't even joined or played for yet

>>150071667
It's time

>>150071769
The marks are in the ring

>>150071769
He's a loyal fan. Nothing wrong with that. I have a tattoo of my dead dog on my bum but he died and I bought another dog but it doesn't mean I'm not loyal to the new dog.

>>150071821
>I have a tattoo of my dead dog on my bum

>>150071831
Because he always used to follow behind me so he'll always be there now

Admit it, this is a class team. Non-Poocastle fans would be shaking with fear if they sell Isak and do this

>>150072108
It's not happening lil bro

>>150072145
Xavi Simons is actually class. Leipzig are only selling him because they want to avoid paying bonuses. Sesko is just a Xavibabby

>>150072108
actual lol

>>150072108
gordon and hall look exactly the same.

>>150072338
Tino and them would look like triplets if he dyed his hair blonde.

>>150068336
He cooked that season he used to do the photograph celebration. People were calling it a Ballon D'or season lol

Yanited willing to sell Hojlund for 30 million british pounds according to all their fucking journalists

so happy liverpool are back with adidas. cant stand nike. and not just liverpool related, i cant stand nike in general. grew up on adidas cleats (or boots as you call them) have always worn adidas, i am an adidas brand loyalist
didnt mind new balance though for liverpool cause i like new balance outside of football.

>>150073104
Just want the red kit with the long sleeves with the three stripes like El Nino. Simple as.

>>150073114
very iconic kit with carlsberg, and the long sleeves with torres even more iconic like you mentioned.
why dont players wear long sleeves anymore anyway, i dont know the reason but part of me is guessing it's because the sleeve line on a short sleeve is the determination for handball? they change the handball rules every year so i don't know if that's even true anymore
i liked the long sleeve kits, guys just wear long sleeve undershirts under the short sleeve now

Gas anyone ever pissed or shat themselves during a game?
22 players, 380 regular games a season, decades of games... the maths means it must've happened...

>>150073201
JASON PUNCHEON
HE WENT FOR A SHIT

>>150073201
lineker shat on the pitch

>>150073201
Me. I didnt shit before leavng because there's a toilet at the pitch but it was locked for some reason so I played with a tummy full of shit and took a blaster in the gut

>>150073201
yeah how did you forget >>150073241 that was so famous
i do wonder with how much hydration these guys drink how they dont piss themselves but i guess they run enough to offset the liquid intake. shitting yourself though that's just gonna be bad luck

There was a period when he was at Barca where Messi was throwing up on the pitch every week but DO NOT ask why

>>150073201
I remember a player having a piss during a corner(?) once. Just pulled it out the bottom of his shorts like he was pretending to tie his lace.
Robbie Savage used the ref's toilet once too if that counts because it was halftime or something. He got a £10k fine for it I think.

>>150072900
Your ma sells it for £5

Man United are so back. 25/26 is OURS!

>>150072108
it's still the same kick and rush they always play, but with a couple marginally better players. they'll still get exposed tactically against teams that plan for it and burn out over the season with the added strain of CL matches.

Šeško needs to fire his agent and tell those Leipzig kikes to fuck off

>Leipzig: our asking price is €75m+add ons. We have purposely said asking price here by the way suggesting we will compromise
>Newcastle: OK he is €75m+€5m
>Leipzig:hmmmm....not enough
Id tell them to go fuck off. Newcastle should get Ollie Watkins instead, leave Sesko to the German shitter league.

>>150077326
Watkins would likely cost as much and is like 29.

>>150071131
scouser are dumb cunts at attacking a man randomly in a car

>>150071513
don't, I still have Kalvin Phillips ptsd

>>150073201
dont you remember Eric Dier running off the pitch during a game to go for a shit? It was when Mourinhou was spurs manager, he chased him down the tunnel

>>150072338
The way their faces sit are the opposite. Hall's face looks squished into his head and Gordon's is sprawled out.

>>150069503
lo and behold, an Antonio Update:

>Meanwhile, Antonio looks to be surplus to Potter's plans.
>Asked whether the 35-year-old would be part of his squad for the forthcoming campaign following the signing of another veteran frontman – and Antonio's former podcast partner – Callum Wilson on a free transfer, Potter said simply: "No."
>Last month, the club said no formal decision had been made on the player whose contract expired at the end of the month.
>"As a long-serving, highly-respected player, and a much-loved member of the West Ham family, the club's absolute priority at this time is to support Michail personally in his journey to resume playing at the highest level," said a statement.

So it sounds like he's being allowed to stick around to rehab and train but isn't being given a contract. What a way to treat a club icon

>>150078723
It is West Ham after all

>>150078743
The Dildo Merchant is back in power

Do you think Sesko is going to get above 10 league goals with his new club this season? Because I don’t.
Wasn’t exactly ripping up trees in bundesliga. Completely forgotten until transfer season and his agent tries to earn some cash. €75m is a joke. Ekitike looked amazing last season and is already flopping at Liverpool

>>150078723
>>150078743
>>150078751
>has a self inflicted career ending injury
>out of contract
>told he is free to use the facilities as much as he likes to get himself back to fitness
>unknown if he can even play again after turning his leg into mush
And you idiots are telling the club to pay him 75k/week for it?

>>150078790
He's already played for Jamaica, he's fine

>>150078768
Twrenz looks really great with Leipzig but he got completely exposed as a workrate pace merchant in Chelsea and Spurs. I doubt Sesko would be any different, especially since he never even reached Werner’s numbers to begin with which is an even more worrying sign.

how many point-to-the-badge celebrations until newcastle fans forgive Isak?

>>150078985
Dont think they'll forgive him for pointing to the liver bird mate

Man United are ridiculous.
>"Ummm yeah we don't want Garbancho, JSanchz and Antoninho they're trash players with terrible attitude but we won't sell until you pay us prime Cristiano Ronaldo money"

>>150078723
that is a fair way to treat a "club icon" (of the moment)

>>150078985
don't think they'll forgive him for pointing to the liverpool badge m8

Can anybody explain to me why Chelsea want Garnacho on sporting merit? I can only think its because of moving money around in some way

>>150079056
Remember when that happened under Ten Hag?
>Scapegoat Hmagz every match
>Talk about how fucking dogshit he is
>You want rid of him and you'll take £30m or whatever
>West Ham offer you £30m or whatever
>But you won't accept it because he's such an incredible player and if West Ham expect you to give up such a great player they better be offering £50m or whatever at least
>West Ham tell you to go fuck yourself

I don't know if this was when Jim was already there or not, but it had all of the hallmarks of his retardation. Very similar thing happened with McTom when the amazing thing was McTom and Hmagz were the only ones putting any effort in and McTom single handedly kept the bald retard in a job for so long.

>>150079227
>I don't know if this was when Jim was already there or not
That was pre-Jim

what did he mean by this?

>>150079227
They're going to hold out until the deadline day and loan all of them one to Atletico Madrid, one to Dortmund and the other to Roma or whatever. Rinse and repeat every summer

>>150079304
Clearly an oasis fan

Where the fuck do i watch the friendly between newcastle and tottenham

>>150079239
I had a feeling it was, but it was so similar to what Spain is saying that I thought it might have happened under Jim's watch.

>>150079308
It's amazing they do it really because just getting the wages of most of them gone is like a lottery win. Players like Garnacho it's all pure profit anyway, but I already know if Jim got a fair offer he would demand an extra £5m and be stuck with him.

>>150078911
Werner had 28 league goals the season he moved. Sesko has 13. Wout Weghorst had 20.

ref cam is the new normal
>johnson goal
>son cam
isak must leave
>can't post images yet

>ratcliffe shares gifs with Amorim
I didn't know he was chill like that

>>150079457
ppv dot to

>>150079670
Not a real club

im sick of hearing about that beady eyed bulbhead isak

>>150079848
He will be shit outside of newcastle, mark my words

Sneeds did alright against Villarreal yesterday. I know it’s Sunny SPL but out of the clubs that came up I can see them memeing their way into a safe position early on

>>150078911
Werner looked like a different player in England. Rarely seen a forward who looked less like scoring before.

our kweev doing bits

>son can't run
>son can't dribble pass
he's already living by his name
1-1 Newcastle
they actually look better than spurs in this match

>>150079670
>>150079670
>"We speak on the phone, he sends me messages, he sends me gifs - [I'm] joking," Amorim said.
Can journos report ANYTHING honestly?

>>150069391
So just utter nonsense made up numbers then

>>150079980
>player of the match against a shit championship side
perfect prep for 26/27 then

>>150080071
least hot headed brazilian

>>150080094
Sort of but it's based on footballing inflation not real world inflation. At the same time I think it's complete bullshit anyway. Same as when ex-players always say "Oh yeah for a RB like X? If he was playing today? In today's market? *exasperated sigh* You would be looking at £250m+add ons easy." it's all pure shite.

>>150080071
He does get away with a lot

>>150080297
but Shearer would not cost 30m today

>>150080332
He wouldn't blummin well be £225m

>>150079840
Poocastle are pool's bitch

>>150068336
suck that my man u lost the final but at least he finally got his own serious trophy not some preseason thingy

>>150080351
>Pool
I've been noticing this more lately. Why the fuck are Brits calling Liverpool "Pool". Only saw random Indians and Yanks doing it at first, but I'm guessing terminally online Brits who don't talk about football with people irl started picking it up?

>>150069316
>>150080094
>A 15m transfer in 1996 would only be 30m in 2025
You're a complete mong.

>>150080418
Probably right. You only ever see it online. Bizarre stuff

I hope Newcastle and Liverpool fans do get their hopes up because it will be even funnier when Sesko goes to Man United.

>>150079840
>using gb flag
Further proof he’s a paki

am here to remind you that the premier league starts in about TWO weeks(13 days).
and on august 17th WE will rape manure in manchester to raze any delusions they had acclaimed from their preseason "friendlies".
so if you're suffering from any suicidal tendencies, its good to delay them for the time being.

>>150080478
He is overrated
>>150079574

Amorim is so charming bros. I wish Arteta was like this. I would swallow his fat load of shit tactics if he could just talk the talk

>>150080418
>>150080439
Im a liverpool fan for 19 years, just easier and faster to type pool than liverpool

>>150080524
This. It’s why I type Arse

>>150079980
there are non ballknowers who will rank him outside the top 3 keepers in the prem

>>150080480
>isak back in the england

>>150080523
>Amorim is so charming bros
He looks and talks like a jeet.

>>150080523
>Amorim is so charming bros. I wish Arteta was like this. I would swallow his fat load
dave whoa

>>150080582
Please don’t misquote me to imply I’m a homosexual. It’s embarrassing

united will slap everton 3-0 tonight and will be back playing like they never play together when the season starts

>>150080561
He’s Portuguese so rife with Arab dna

>>150080397
this is just a post from /sp/ last night. the post is literally still up.

see: >>150063561

is indy's "source" just random 4chan posts?

>>150080741
No. Of course not
It is coincidence screenshots of his posts say “25 seconds ago”

>>150080523
He's an incredibly uninspiring leader. 95% of what he said last season was "yeah we're shit". People are interpreting it as some sort of honest breath of fresh air but he could be honest and offer his team something positive

James Maddison's knees just exploded again

>>150080603
>I’m a homosexual
>It's embarrassing
will do

>>150080833
Hope he’s ok

>>150080833
Lucky they signed MGW

WELCOME TO ______

>>150080825
But enough about Arteta

>>150080524
>Im a liverpool fan for 19 years
Customer clues

>>150080833
Pog

>>150080833
they're gonna go for garnacho now trust

>>150081021
It has to be Jack Grealish

>>150080833
grim innit
have under a month now to get a 10 done

>>150081110
eriksen is a free agent

>>150081021
>spurs are going to give Man Utd tens of millions for a player
lol

>>150080507
Dont remember asking

>>150081142
he's looking to sign a three picture deal with Wrexham studios

>>150080945
How is his recovery looking like?

>>150081275
he already played again didnt he

Does anyone here think Sesko is overrated?

>>150081332
if he goes to NUFC, yes
if he goes to United, he's the best underrated signing since Chicharito

I think if Isak goes to Liverpool he only scores single digits. The team is on the verge of collapse.

>>150081294
Oh yeah, he has indeed. For Jamaica in June and the West Ham U21s in July. That's kinda crazy but I forgot that the crash was in December.

>>150081332
never seen him play

>>150081357
There’s no reality where Man Utd get the Slovenian hojlund for same money and it works out well.

>>150081332
His face makes me seethe uncontrollably for some reason
Maybe it's because of the transfer sagas.
He's been in a saga with Arsenal, now ManU-Newcastle AND linked with the Isak saga, his face has been plastered over my TL for this entire window and it also looks weird.
For all the above reasons I will be running an agenda against him and he is overrated

>>150081332
Ye

>>150081461
>plastered over my TL

>>150081589
Id like Arteta to plaster my face with his hot tactics, if you know what I mean

how many games per season

>>150081623
The tactics that will win a trophy in another 10 years time?

>>150080340
>drag a shitter team to the PL title
>get the golden boot at the euros
>move from one title rival to another
>English and young
I could see it being around 200m

>>150081684
Shut up

Unironically I wanted isak at liverpool after he scored against us last year, guy is a serious striker talent

>>150081623
trying my best to turn this into gay innuendo but falling short

>>150081655
At least 14.

>>150081775
Wow you unironically wanted the arguably best striker in the league instead of Darwin Nunez? Unironically?

>>150081877
am I getting a whiff of sarcasm here?

>>150079227
It’s because nobody will pay their wages so Manure can’t sell. Otherwise they end up losing a player and paying them £200,000 a week to fill the gap between their contract and the new club’s offered wages

everytime i play a game and it asks me to give my character an OC name I always give it Jadon Sancho. i'm afraid it has ruined my life

>>150080633
>United fans in good spirits
>Arteta slaps his fat dominant team performance opening weekend
>/mug/ returns
Based

>>150081877
I unironically think nunez needs one more season

>Thomas Partey to Villarreal on a free
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE

IF ITS THE LAST THING WE EVER DO

>>150080633
I’m ready

>>150082330
>>150082332
>man supposedly banned from entering spain joins spanish club
pottery

>>150082408
something tells me he's not worried about a little pushback

>>150082442
Hey! It’s just allegations for the time being. I’m sure he’ll be acquitted soon enough

>>150082408
Kek, I was just about to say, remember when everyone was theorising that Partey was mysteriously sick just before Arsenal had to travel to Spain for a game and it was supposedly because of his charges?

>>150082513
Shut up irish

>>150082513
It would make more sense to never enter England again now

>>150080833
Well Well Well

Love preseason with its exotic friendlies.
Just watched Tottenham vs Newcastle. And I get to watch Man Utd vs Everton later!

>>150082559
Gonna be interesting to see their CL lineups now.

Arteta gets sacked this year btw

>>150082883
Yeah but that would ruin his 15 year plan

>>150082883
Lee Gunner turn off your VPN

New banner, what do you think?

>>150083051
Why is dr evil on it?

>>150083051
Woy and Houllier walking alone

>>150083051
where is he

>>150082883
We will be there, Arselords
2nd season CL win incoming

>>150083446
Arteta is the ultimate Arse Lord if you catch my drift

>>150083416
>JACK GREALISH - WELCOME TO TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

>Tonali injured
I'm getting a bit concerned about Poocastle lads. If they don't immediately bring in the reinforcements they desperately need it could set the project back years

>newcastle - carabao
>palace - FA
>liverpool - league
>spurs - Europa
Since this was year of the birds, what does 2026 have for us?

>>150083633
frankly 2020 was for the birds as well

>>150083625
You're obsessed lad

>>150083722
You might think I'm overreacting but Matt Targett started today

>>150083945
what about that 20 year old with less than 60 apps I keep hearing about?

>>150083945
>overreacting
Nah, it's stalker level obsession

>>150083625
Could probably do with a 120m injection right about now...

>>150084058
150m*

>>150083633
Year of the lion
>Chelsea - league
>Aston Villa - Europa
>Sunderland - survive easily
>Burnley - stay up on the last day
>Sporting - league
>Copenhagen - league
>Leverkusen - cup with Ten Hag
>Cameroon - AFCON
>Lyon - already won their appeal against relegation
>City - win the FA and Carabao cup after Lion their way through the 115 case

>>150084025
Stalker level obsession is you replying to all of my posts despite claiming to have filtered me

>>150084171
I don't use filters. We can add schizophrenia to your list of conditions.

>>150082225
This but actually unironically

>>150083945
He’s on 100k a week, not exactly a random

>>150084153
Based I’m liking this year of the lion.
Bashir Al-Assad takes back Syria?

>>150084215
Unironically think this is nunez's season

>>150084153
The Lioness' won the Euros too.

>>150084207
Come on m8, we were all here the day you lost the plot, filtered everyone *wink wink*, and then started arguing with yourself over the correct way to filter someone

>>150084268
go away with this anti-England rhetoric

>>150084294
>>150084268
I only started visiting here a week ago, and you are so fucking obnoxious
Off yourself mate
Go enjoy shamrock rovers or whatever dog shit goes on in your hole of a country

Chelsea has once again changed the game,
Players are now having to force moves because of limited SPACE instead of game time

>>150084294
I have genuinely no idea what you're even talking about. But please keep on displaying your mental illnesses for everyone else to witness and laugh at you.

>>150084354
now that's schizophrenia

>>150084354
>I only started visiting here a week ago
Why even bother making this lie lmao

>>150084417
humourless dweeb back rearing his mean girl head again

not had one (You) this entire thread

>>150070136
Update

>>150084679
not exactly dispelling the mean girl allegations though are you

@150084701

Surely still worth a watch for the comedy

>>150084749
How offended was Rob seeing that shirt with his incorrect last name?

>>150084354
The hell do you have against the Lionesss?
And just in case it wasn't obvious, there are more than one Irish poster here.

>>150084735
That's the point. You act like a bully's lackey, trying to latch on to anyone to look like you're part of the gang and repeating phrases you don't understand. I struggle to work out why you even chose this general to do that in the first place given you appear to have absolutely no interest in "soccer" whatsoever.

>>150084749
look how pissed Rob Mac is for Brady dead naming him

>>150084749
reading that article made me think they would have had a disastrous season, didn't realize they finished on 111 points
good for brady i guess

Just done quick sums. Liverpool need to win everything to avoid a bad season after 300m spent

>>150084777
Nta but why are you all equally retarded in your posting it’s very embarrassing

>>150084463
I browse /vg/ mostly but found out there is a sports board, im relativly new fag

>>150084903
we don't sign our posts here

Just ran the numbers on my new statistical predictive model, and it's saying with 99.87% certainty that Big Zirk will win the Balon d'Or next year

>>150084898
I genuinely thought the Lioness' won the Euros. I wasn't trying to be cheeky.
As for the other one, pretty sure he's just a very very sour individual.

>>150084939
/mug/ug/ soon!

>>150084937
What are you even talking about

>>150084970
Support your local

>>150084977
What

>>150084964
They didn’t win the Euros.
They won’t the Euros (Womens Football). I think we can all agree there is a difference

>>150084999
kys dave

Newcastle should try to sign Yamal from Barcelona as well at this point

>>150085008
>They didn’t win the Euros.
>They won’t the Euros
>They won’t

>>150085015
Yeah I have no idea

>>150085029
Paedo

>>150085032
>QPR "Neutral'

>>150085040
we don't sign our posts here

>>150085040
How am I supposed to respond to this without sounding mad?

>>150084964
Fair does maybe it is just the one spastic

>>150085046
Dont get it

>>150085102
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>>150085123
I need context im new

>>150085158
How tall are you? In centimeters?

>>150085158
binsniffer

>>150085158
what do you know about javi martinez and any potential transfer destinations?

>>150085182
Dont get it
>>150085158
5'7

>>150085200
>5'7
>170.18 cm
Lmao, inferior manlet

>>150085228
I get this, but that's fine

>>150085244
Alright 170 lad

>>150085257
:3

>>150085273
Show us them DSLs

>>150085257
reminds me I took an IQ test a few years back, but when I was done they wanted me to.pay for the results. I'm sure I would have got at least 170

>>150085008
oh.

>>150085083
If you see one poster arguing like their life depends on it or is just unreasonably mean spirited then that's the other one. If you see one saying something retarded then it could be anyone cause let's be honest, I'm not above that.

>>150085285
What is a DSL

is gyokeres getting over or under 20 g/a

>>150084810
it's in League 1 and they spent like 50m, if they didn't destroy the league it'd have been a scandal

crazy to think in five years time that Birmingham and wrexham will be in the sky 6. But the question remains, who gets squeezed out?

Hello, is anyone selling any shit players?

>>150085496
what does this mean?

>While Freightliner is understood to have expressed a willingness to relocate from Trafford Park to nearby St Helens, the company is seeking around £400m for the land, with United valuing it at between £40m and £50m. Ratcliffe has made it clear United are unwilling to accept the asking price set by Freightliner’s parent company, Brookfield

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/aug/02/manchester-uniteds-wembley-of-the-north-stadium-plan-hit-by-delays

Looks like United's stadium plans are fucked

>>150085516
DCL is going to have the worlds first player-dinnerlady hybrid contract at this rate

>>150085516
Fake news, liberals seething because brexit jim is gonna get his way again

>>150085504
Means boehly is on the hunt for new signigs (heh)

>>150085496
antonio is available. see >>150078723

hurry up and sign him before he ends up a charred corpse like jota.

>>150085408
Under, but close to 20.

any stadium hoppers here
planning to do a few this season but wanted to ask if anyone had recommendations

>>150086521
what is that hopping over the barriers to see a free game?

Man United win the EPL on the final day by one point.

I've seen the script.

>>150086547
nah it's a bunch of numales trying a beer at the stadium

>>150086744
Who wins golden boot and golden glove?

>>150086793
Boot
>Pedro
Glove
>Raya

>>150086744
dave (You) genuinely believes this, to the point he makes ten posts a day in a similar vein, all screencapped and catalogued for what he imagined will be a giant reckoning at the end of the season. Sickening stuff to be sure

>>150086744
Based believer

he's too good for saudi

>>150087056
Liverpool money laundering. Makes me sick.

>>150087056
lol he's perfect for there

>>150087056
Will he say yes?

Another BBC for TBoehlz's collection

>>150087131
he reportedly wanted the same move in january so presumably yeah

>>150086820
Calm down Dave, no one cares about your screenshot collection.

>>150087081
I agree with this poster.

>>150087081
They need investigating

>>150087149
You know if Liverpool had signed Hato, Gittens, Joao Pedro, Estevao and Delap I'd make them certain title contenders. Now I'm a little worried for their sake, it's like they went into a boutique street and bought a bunch of fancy stuff that doesn't work too well instead of good reliable players

>>150087317
Dont care, quadrouple inbound

>>150087317
>title contenders
>down cycle season
LMAO

>>150087149
its getting difficult to not notice this

>>150087371
>>150087394
He's right and you're poor

Liverpool customers say theyre gonna win the quadruple every season but they've never won more than a double

KEK

>>150087456
The new CWC badge is shit as well. Compare it to the last time Chelsea won it.

>Watford FC diversity officer screamed 'Go back to your country, you bloody Indians' as she brawled with railway staff
>Ebonnie-Rose John-Jules
>Double barrel double barrel
>Don't even need to say what she is
Real talk, did CERN put us in the clown timeline by mistake?

>>150087056
Breaks my heart. My beloved.

>>150087461
you still rich after the Canadian Tire dollar collapsed?

>>150087780
I'm not a cryptographer, can someone spell this out for me?

>>150087825
Pulisic to Newcastle

>>150087780
has trump been gifted another airplane

>>150087825
there are rumours that FSG are in talks to invest in saudi football as a sweetener to get isak over the line so he'll only cost
>£150m + add-ons
>£400k/week
>£500m invested in the saudi pro league

>>150087780
Pulisic noooo

>talkSPORT understands Al Hilal have agreed personal terms with the player and were are focused on achieving this before they submit a bid to Liverpool.

>The asking price is understood to be €70million [approximately £61m], the same fee that Al Nassr bid in January.
literally why don't newcastle take him

>>150088057
I'm gonna miss him.

>Pool splurged on every meme FIFA career buy they could get their hands on
>Adidas curse is back
This will be the most embarrassing season for Pool since '14. Screencap this prophecy and weep not on the day it is fulfilled.

>>150088123
...to this!

>>150088131
blackpool has puma kits

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THERE IS NO WAY CHELSHIT PAID 44M EUROPEAN SHEKELS FOR HATO
WE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>150087461
we don’t sign our posts here

nobody talked to you yankee goy

>>150088307
we don't sign our posts here

>>150088057
Because he's dog shit
It'd be better to get Mitrovic back

again, who talked to the yankee goy?

>>150088365
we dont sign our posts here

Daily reminder that Liverpool paid 95M for Ekitike

>>150088365
we don't sign our posts here

>>150088463
Worth more currently because of the striker drought, good business by pool, used jotas death money to get an investment

>>150088463
95M what? euros surely

terrible finish by some west ham lad

>>150088547
Yeah

>>150088595
nothing fills the son shaped void...

>>150088595
guy must be washed as fuck if bayern let him go after 1 season and 50 million spent

>>150088057
70 million euros for darwizzy is suboptimal, he's a 100m player minimum.

>>150088634
was about to just say something similar
he is also older than i realized though, he's 30 already. kinda odd bayern spent so much on him at 28 or 29 whenever they got him, but they don't seem to be run very well these days

Bournemouth looks lost without kerkez, they're going to be in rough this year ( don't read too much into this post trying to spoil my preseason prediction table)

>>150088688
fulham also wasn't reported to try to buy him back for less than they got for him? doesn't add up

>>150088737
they're supposedly losing zabarnyi as well that back line is dodgy as fuck

>>150088760
>doesn't add up
do you suspect foul play?

>>150088822
they conceded again as you said that

>>150087653
CERN is a red herring, the reality is that /b/ and /pol/ summoned an egregore

does anyone actually eat spam always see it but never tired
do you just fry it like bacon? is it ok raw? or do you eat it wet haha

>>150088869
oops that should have been tried rather than tired hope my post doesn't get misunderstood by the other /trans/ posters

again with the egregores

>>150088823
not at all. just that something happened or else they wouldn't give him up so fast. I haven't watched a single bayern game in years so it's pure speculation

>>150088884
just what big teams do innit big stream of in and out

>>150088634
>>150088688
Most mental thing is how hard Bayern wanted him from Fulham. I'm sure it spanned over 2 windows/seasons.

>>150088869
yeah it's nice straight out the tin but even better if you fry it

Pep bros... why is he at the oasis concert

>>150088884
>I haven't watched a single bayern game in years
that's false I remember talking to you last season when they faced Real Madrid in the champions league ( you were right!)

keep seeing videos of Bournemouth beaches on social media

>>150088463
and wait it looks like they'll spend more money

>>150088869
heat it up in a pan with some butter til its crispy thats about it
throw it on a sandwich or whatever u want

>@CraigHope_DM
>Alexander Isak and his agent are trying to force a move to Liverpool and are waiting for them to return with an improved offer.

>>150088964
more of a lard man myself

>Interviewing players mid match
Why do americans do this?

>>150089050
bit weird with the game still going

>>150088967
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14967051/Alexander-Isak-warning-Newcastle-boss-Eddie-Howe-AWOL-force-Liverpool-transfer.html

>Asked if the 25-year-old would train this week, the Newcastle boss told me: ‘You have to earn the right to train with us. We are Newcastle United. The player has a responsibility here to be part of a team and part of a squad - you have to act in the right way. So that is also at play here. We will make sure that any player does that to earn the right to train with the group. No player can expect to act poorly and train with the group as normal.’

>Howe revealed that he has not spoken to Isak since the player returned to Tyneside on Saturday, but that he does expect him to report for training later this week.

>It would appear, though, that some frank conversations would be needed before he takes to the field with his team-mates, even if there is no guarantee he will report to their Benton base. If not, he will effectively be on strike.

>‘Of course I'd like him to be (there), but whether he will I don’t know at this moment in time,’ said Howe. ‘We have been here with the time difference, preparing for training and for games. Other people have been dealing with that situation back at home.’

If they've made Eddie Meme angry imagine how pissed PIF will be with their behaviour.

>>150088964
yanks have spam? or are you so much of a teaboo you go to an import shop

>>150089067
it's normal in american sports and it's gay

>>150089090
@grok can you summarise this post in under 10 words

>>150089110
You're a fucking dumb cunt with zero attention span.

>>150089139
damn grok you have a potty mouth

>>150088057
Damn shame it's happening right when he was about to find his feet and score 30 goals this season.
Now he'll do it in Saudi and no one will care

>>150089173
No one has gone to Saudi and improved

>>150089092
i'm assuming you're joking but in the off chance you're not, it is american. and wildly popular in hawaii for some reason, i think cause we sent them a lot of spam during WW2

>>150089090
>Leave him off the tour
>He trains by himself while they're away
>Team comes back from tour
>He rejoins them
I still don't understand what the problem is.

>>150089261
>Howe and the club had no idea that Isak had gone AWOL when he flew to Spain last week to use the training facilities at his former club Real Sociedad.

>Before that, he ruled himself out of the squad’s Far East tour when he walked out of training citing a thigh injury. A subsequent scan showed no damage.

>Isak and his agent are trying to force a move to Liverpool and are waiting for the Premier League champions to return with an improved offer after their opening bid of £110million was rejected on Friday.

This is the problem. Isak is wanting out from Newcastle.

>>150088595
I was thinking he reminded me so much of another player but I realised it was just himself without facial hair lmao

>>150089261
Going to Sociedad is pretty odd, there's no way the Newcastle would have wanted that to happen.
I can see why Liverpool thought a lowball offer might work, because Isak is on the brink of a Piers Morgan interview.

>>150088919
Why did Pep do it?

*enters /epl/*

>>150089479
>wembley
didn't some bloke die by falling off the stands at the Euro's final too?

>>150089526
Would not be surprised, there has been plenty of the usual falls from hotel balconies in Ibiza and other places too. It's not even a meme now, it's just commonplace

>>150060787
It’s not like he’s unfamiliar in that position. He had 18 G/A in 32 matches playing as a striker at Brentford.
Out of the current squad, he’s currently the best striker option and good enough to not get a new one right now.

>>150088919
bet he wishes he was in spain with his wife

>"Of course [Isak wants to join Liverpool]! All footballers want to play for the best club in the world and Liverpool have a very close relationship with Real Madrid"
>Gonzalo Gaitan

>>150089526
>>150089479
Not surprised, all it takes you to a lil drunk and fumble your step whilst singing and dancing

>>150089479
>dying over some anorak wearing manc is screaming into the mic
well deserved

>>150089744
They aint poonited singers atleast

>>150089781
>something happens at Oasis concert
>reeee but what about United
Mental illness

>>150089828
dave somebody died and you're trying to make it about yourself

>>150089680
Kek

ADRIAN NO!!

>>150089948
wog?

>>150090001
no it was scouse mackem

Geordie Bastard said the Isak going AWOL to Spain story was nonsense but now it's been confirmed by Eddie Howe, will he go after Liverpool? Will he fuck.

>>150089809
reminder that their team mates regularly take the piss out of them

>>150090201
no thanks we want are abs

>>150090220
>tsimikas
>talentless hack who attaches himself to salah to constantly be in social media posts and videos
dejan lovren regen

>>150090220
zesty

>>150090220
Makes me want to grow my hair out again but I'm not handsome like Dom is.

>>150090472
we don't sign our posts here

hope all you y'all's saved room for /mug/ as a midnight snack

What are Liverpool going to do when Salah stops carrying them?

this halftime interview with amorim is awesome! glad you guys finally got out of the stone ages

>>150090963
>>150090963
>>150090963
>>150090963

>>150090237
Everyone loves Tsimi though, no one liked Dejan.