Thread 150069602

french TdF(F) winner edition

>Current and upcoming races
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 - 09.09 Tour of Binzhou 2.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro

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Previous thread:
>>150052816

Uijtdebroeks finished 9th in San Sebastian in his first race in 4 months

Can you post some femmes chutes from the past?

Imagine the foursome

>>150069684
where's the forth

this meme is perfect for /cyc/ and all its schizos

>>150069602 (OP)
Hag

>>150069684
Ricarda is a 5/10

>>150069811
>33 years old
she looks 41

Pauline...

>>150069811
>>150069830
She looks fine, cute even. Dont forget she has been a professional since 2009 or something.
Just too skinny now, it's making her cheeks fall in.

>>150069964
>Ladies tour of Qatar

dont these guys hate women

>>150070009
They specifically fund stuff like that to make you forget that they do.

>>150069964
I read an interview with her about femmes ciclismo back in the days. sleeping in school buildings on race days and all teams eating together in the cantina. she had to work part time for a local council in a Paris suburb and earned 1000 Euros per month besides training. lotto managed to replace her with Puck Moonen after her departure.

>>150069961
bro Van Den Broeck was a pro rider in 2009 lol

>“My body rewards me with giving me my period back and it makes me really proud,” she said in the podcast.
>- It helps not only on the performance of the bike, but also in life in general. It is really important to have it under control because you want to have a normal life afterwards, adds Norsgaard and mentions that she makes sure to have menstruation three to four times a year.

>>150070032
i call it sports washing when i wash my gym clothes

>>150070073
>she makes sure to have menstruation three to four times a year.
How does she control this ? I think hyenas can, and certainly other species too, but I've never heard of human females possessing such a characteristic...

>>150070423
A mix of birth control pills and gaining enough weight I guess.

Why doesn't macron just make a decree to send gaudu, martinez, seixas, gregoire, vauquelin, jegat and sivakov to the Tour de pologne. This is a worldtour stage rave that's there for the taking

>>150070464
>gaudu
Who?

>>150069602 (OP)
what the fuck is the deal with tour de pologne, the stages look like they were made for amateurs but somehow it's world tour, also every wt team sent their fifth team, why don't small wt shitters go there to farm points

fuck one marry one kill one

>>150070615
The difference between being a wt race or not is just about how much you pay UCI.

>>150070615
>farm points
Only one team has the genius-level intellect required to realise that this is a good idea

>>150070423
There are some pills where you can control it

Anybody else watching Summerslam?

did they ever find a winner in that japaneese plane thing

Today's SENSATIONAL and unexpected (to me) result at the Clasica San Sebastian means it's time for another exciting /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

We have been in these parts before in the Itzulia Basque Country, in the same appellation - Getariako Txakolina. This area is known for light-bodied, slightly effervescent wines made from indigenous grapes unknown elsewhere. It is just down the coast to the west from Donostia-San Sebastian. This is a blend of Hondarrabi Beltza and Hondarrabi Zuri.

Lasalde Elkartea "Balea" Txakoli Rose ($19)

Pours a light salmon with tiny amount of gas. The nose is saline, with white peach and light lime. The palate is dry and freshly acidic, no real tannin to speak of.

This is a bit more round and balanced than the searingly-acidic Txakoli white made from 100% Hondarrabi Zuri from Itzulia Basque Country. Good summer food wine. Not bad.

>>150071696
they're still going

>>150071731
What are you going to do for the Tour de Pologne?

>>150071731
Do you have a spreadsheet with scores and price? It's obvious to see that you live in a cheap shitty apartment in some exurban corridor so I'm wondering how you afford it

Who's got the best (as in beautiful) legs in the Peloton du femmes?

>>150071853
Potato schnappes or whatever they drink there

>>150070630
Woole wou kousheh awek moi?

>>150071865
>Cheap shitty apartment in some exurban corridor
I have a three-bedroom apartment in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. I'm a c-suite executive at the /cyc/ office, and my compensation package is extremely generous. My rent is eye-wateringly expensive.

Yes, I have spreadsheet with all the wines with dates, races, grapes, origin, cost, origin, notes, etc. It's very helpful for planning (sourcing wines from all of these places is actually quite a bit of work).

>>150071853
Going to be beer. There's no Polish wine exported to the US as far as I can find.

>>150071880
I don't have much of a palate for hard alcohol.

>>150071642
My friends didn't invite me to the watch party so I'm skipping it out of spite

>>150071731
>didn't get a irougely

>>150072132
Not really on the route. I do try to get wines from as close to the route as possible.

>>150071952
very based

The French won bigly these past few days
Now imagine they had done so in a real race

>>150071952
I'm looking at your neighbor and it's a cheap vinyl sliding apartment like you'd see in the Philly exurbs by the highways

euro hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1yPDdKNqj4

>>150072769
sort of looks like vinyl thru my window screen, but it is white brick. Definitely not the prettiest building from the outside. Apt prices seem a bit low for the area as well.

>>150072855
>Paying $525,000 for an apartment with no beds
>Presumably have to sleep in the tub in the one bathroom

>>150072855
>one bath apartment for >$525 thousand

>>150072826
The age of Euros is over. The time of the Burger has come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnJaRF95TCY

>>150072855
How close to the Guggenheim are you, that general area? I think I have an idea of whereabouts you may be based on my recollection of the town

>>150072769
location, location my friend

>>150073322
i live in that general area (along with another 143,000 people per square mile)

>>150073341
>>150073351
I can see the Pentagon and the Washington Monument from my apartment

>>150073351
You live on Park and 95th

>>150073374
Neat. What do you think about that

>>150073399
It's pretty chill I guess. Cheap considering I'm so close to the national mall

>>150072094
Its 75% advertisements, you haven't missed anything special. Main event is coming up now though and I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little hyped for Günther and Punk

/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2smQ703GlJ4&list=PL0B96C23E90AFB7FF&index=9

>>150071870
I like her legs

/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q2NtjoYj_U

They're coming to my neck o'the woods this week. Going to see them with my brothers

>>150077063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8BZCmaqkY

I really hope Johan Olsen shows up to sing his part in "For Evigt" and "A Gardens Tale"

>>150077063

I can't stand his voice. Also think the "rockabilly metal" is a bit cringe.

Their shows are pretty good tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkAe30aEG5c

>>150077113
>>150077063

>Og Se Mine Grådige Drømme
>Flød Som Vældige Strømme
>Ind Til Helvedes Port
>Og Mærk Mine Verdener Der Ramler
>Mine Hænder Der Famler
>Kom Og Mærk
>Og Imens At Jorden Drøner Rundt I Mælkevejen
>Kysser Jeg Dit Navn
>Kysser Jeg Dit Navn

>>150077280
I ain't never been, only going since my brother got the tix, but can't lie I'm excited as hell

>>150071731
Txomin Etxaniz is the gold standard for white txakoli
I don't drink rosé, so I have no clue

I got a frame bag but now I'm worried it looks like an ebike battery and people will think I'm a poser.

>>150077597
You are a fag in every way

>>150070615
it's the worst UWT stage race in Europe. what do you expect

>it looks
>people will think
They would be correct you are a spastic faggot. Pros rude with bags. Who gives a fuck.

>Mason Hollyman
Retiring. What an enormous flop. He's still elegible for white jersey too lmao.

>retirement at 17
KWAB

>>150078253
it's better to realize it's not your field at this age than in your 20s

>>150078258
>Rusbert hours

Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa (1.1)
Bilbao - Getxo
172.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/circuito-de-getxo/2025/startlist

Roadbook:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_7Yj92uZVedmLXWuIq4wBoAc2vQS6fva/view?usp=sharing

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/circuito-de-getxo/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cN3ju2ntiI
12:05 CET

Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)
Stage 9 (Final)
Praz-sur-Arly - Châtel Les Portes du Soleil
124.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/startlist

GC after stage 8:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-8-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/ftU1CKRb#sx5_3nkUokMUQugshKthm8z2lgnIOVhOQsWtSqKO-lU

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-9/live
https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/en/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / RTVE / NOS / SRG SSR
15:00 CET

>>150071853
slivovitz

>>150071853
>>150071952

>>150078313
thank god this shit is over

Yes, express your displeasure 5000 more times you stupid Dane

post your gooner shit for the millionth time its not getting boring at all

so did christen fuck it up yesterday by doing a egoistic failed solo attaque instead of 1-2ing ciccone together with del toro until he cracks and then ride away for a nice UAE 1-2?

>>150078604
UAE kiddos and DS aren't the brightest in the tour

>>150078604
>bridge to del toro
>drop del toro
>lead out ciccone
>get dropped by ciccone

>>150078604
Of course, should have just marked ciconne

>>150078604
Del Toro could have continued to trade turns with Ciccone until they hit the top of the climb and sat on until Christen caught up on the flat section towards the end. Christen even catching the pair would have put enough panic into Ciccone to probably trigger an attack. I get that the riders are too exhausted to think clearly, but the DS... truly retarded

>>150078654
In retrospect they would want to dissuade attacks to ensure they get over the top together just in case Ciccone has good legs which he did. He sprints well too but that run in is prone to 1-2 attacks from UAE. If UAE held a stiff pace to placate Ciccone maybe it'd stop him from attacks. The raced as if they were poogacar's and completely fucked themselves up because of it.

Ciccone would have probably still attacked and made a gap but even if he had 20 seconds at the top they have more of a chance together than alone. Cristen closed what, 8 seconds alone or something? So I'm sure if they were 20 in the hole they'd catch him. Burrito did look absolutely fucked though so I doubt they could have done much other than delay the attack to near the top. UAE were out performed and outsmarted.

if you've consumed even an ounce of femme racing this summer you deserve your first born son post birth aborted

>>150078866
Does watching chute .webms on /cyc/ count?

>>150078604
literally nobody expected del toro to crack on the last climb.

>>150078535
cute!

Portuguese singing > Vasco dancing 2bh

and wtf happened to achooso, that rat dropped himself as soon as del toro attacked, again

>>150079449
Ay who? Oh the UAE jester. A joke they still employ that flop.

>>150079449
they cut him off the dope

Do you think Demi swallows?

Maybe Zabel has a good idea or two, heh

>demi gets fucked over repeatedly by her own teammates
>switches teams
>demi gets fucked over by her own teammates again

>>150079814
Yes she can!

>>150079884
How did she get fucked?

>>150079900
music went hard for absolutely no reason at all for 30 minutes after PFP dropped demi, instead of dropping back and pacing demi / reducing damage

>>150079852
fraud

>>150079973
May the softest tootsies win

>>150079973
>Was that planned?
>"Yes, definitely. I told Evita that she should just keep going," Vollering said. "But I thought maybe she could stay with the rider in front, and then it would be a waste if she waited for me."
It must be true since she's too stupid to lie.

>>150080012
He's going to seethe and DNF two GTs in a single season

How does she keep getting away with it?

>I must dope signal
even the femmes can't help themselves

>>150080084
Would you dope with pepe? He knows how to party

According to her instagram Kwabsia will attack today

>>150080134
yeah sure

>>150079836
She lost to wlodarczyk, kerbaol and paraplegic vollering

>>150080134
>Jawsus attack

Why are most dopeurs of the past still working in cycling?

>>150080186
useful expertise

What did he mean by this

>>150080135
well, she attacks all the time, it just never works

>>150080247
Because she's not a nord

lmao

>>150080324
>average speed 23.5km/h
I could beat them on a skateboard probably

>>150080049
truely the next remco

>>150080324
>76 km
>23.5 km/h
me local social rides with beer and schnitzel are faster

>>150080383
You love sucking on a big dog, you fat slut

French people, rejoice! You have won the Tour! After so many years of suffering, the drought is over! Vive la France

>>150080457
there are people who actually believe this

Think I caught a cold

>>150080457
Vive le dopage!

Total Visma Death

>>150080324
>superstar Vera LOOSER not present
lame

>>150080428
Schnitzel is good for you.

I want to see Marion's Rousse

Dygert DNS. No shock there really.

Career ending chute for Demi

Kasia dom for Ricarda now

GiGONEte

>>150080324
Black excellence.

>gigante dropped after the first easy downhill
KEK what a kwab
why tf is FDJ not pulling like crazy then?

>PFP dropped
what is happening

How are there 4 groups on the road?

>Visma pulling in peloton
>PFP not in peloton
ok

>>150082397
It happened twice yesterday, which was funny because our commentator was talking how great her positioning is in the peloton the day before

>>150082447
classic Visma

GIGANTE (actually tiny) is gonna lose 10minutes with all the descending today

they let le court "pull" in g2, fdj really is the most retarded team in the WWT. I am fuming

>>150080457
I rate tour de l'avenir more than this

and why the FUCK does FDJ still "pull" at the front goddamn these CUNTS are fucking retarded I hope they all crash out on the next descend

Liane stage win today

Lippert is the female Schachmann

kek, what's up with PCS scale

>>150082695
How is Austria reacting to their boy Gunther losing his world title last night?

>>150082864
which Günther?

>>150082921
The one without the moustache

GIGANTE distanced again, FDJ? not pulling

I really enjoy Florian Naß being absent

>Prevot isolated
>Gigante still can't descend
>Van der Breggen doped to the gills today

kino race incoming?

Floyd Landis-tier attack by van der Breggen

>>150069602 (OP)
why is demi pushing for the yellow jersey

>>150083020
she's playing 5D chess

>>150083020
Winner mindset

>>150082985
KERBAOL takes 6 minutes on the downhill from Joux Plane.

seems like the valleys are more dangerous for woman

What time are they crossing Montmartre?

>>150083151
yes

150066055
how is it that Ulle is eligible to compete in the Femmes nowadays?

>>150083310
kek

>>150083310
Rates of gender dysmorphia in east german athletes was about 100x the rest of the population so...

why didnt nieuwa and demi go full gas there

>>150083406
Is that for real? Is tha before or after? I must research this

>>150083431
because the motors they hide in the frames nowadays are electric

>>150083406
Gender dysphoria, body dysmorphia

>>150083464
It's FtM though. Girls put through the doping program with roids and puberty blockers from age 8-10 and never developed female hormones.

>>150083406
uncalled for

Soulless scenes in Getxo

Why are they letting smol Bauernfeind pull?

gigante descent no kappa

>>150083624
She's the first on the chopping block

>>150083624
Her ass must smell nice

music is such a retard, now she lets a gap open up to bauernfeind

demi seething HARD, use the rage demi and destroy these bitches

Del Toro wins

wtf was that crane

>>150083883
Makes me seethe neighbours must have an industrial workshop with their powertool usage through the week.8/9pm mowing during the week. 8am on saturday and sunday mowing too.

>>150083953
UAE 1-2

>>150084054
top 10

>>150069602 (OP)
how is ayuso so shit

>>150084243
Spanish. Will be a match made in heaven when he goes to Movistar

>>150083554
She still holds the 400m wr, even today's dopers can't beat her, imagine.

KWABSIA CHUTE

CHUTE

Kasia CHUTE

CHUTE de femmes, kino

LOL

>>150084312
Same for my boy Kratochvilova at the 800

>kwabsia
>kerbalol

>>150082921
His name is just Gunther

comicale

>>150084375
What a lad(y)

>>150084483
Calling what you post yourself a "truth nuke" is about as credible as calling yourself "alpha".

gigante attack soon

>>150084483
Who are you quoting?

>>150084537
dare i say...thermonucleaire?

>>150084543
the D*ne

>>150084559
Bet you'd like that, you flaming homo.

GIGANTIC ATTACK

I think friendship with Kasia is ending
Dominika might become my girl

Gigante has given up

slurp

Nice to see one of the germtourist stayed. Diversity of schizos is important for the health of the bertosystem.

rare Brand attack

Van der Breggen doing a Landis

muzic a fraud

>>150084717
you mean a Froome?

>>150084767
i try to forget the froome years

I expected more action on this climb

why no cheeky demi or kasia uphill attack to see if pauline is good today or not

>>150084693
New era of cyc is far more diverse in many ways. It's more 4chan culture in that sense. Not like reddit. Being so normie in itself is schizo.

Gigantesque attack

>>150084838
Defending your place on GC is the cycling meta these days.

>>150084838
I think they are all à bloc, it's the 3rd week for them.

gg malliot jaune

so this stage ends at 20pm or something? why did they start so late

>>150069602 (OP)
you'd expect them to at least try something considering they are women (more impulsive). but nah, they learned from the fish

>>150084935
because its the last day of the tour, basically like stage 21 in the Tour de Hommes which also starts later

Given this stages profile I hoped for something interesting

how slow are they riding when vlodarčik and muzic got back

>>150084996
Nothing ever happens

>>150084996
descend massacre incoming

kasia going to go nuclear on the descend, gigante gonna lose 2min

So disappointing having TdF end this way

>>150085059
Most aerodynamic head of the peloton

>>150085084
Sad day to shitpost here one last time before July 2026

VOLLERING ATTACK

>>150085107
As effective as Jonas

>>150085117
She's just trying to increase the chances of Gigante crashing in the descent

Lots of spectators today

somebody will DIE on the descent today

slurping the descent

RETARDS

>sending Labous in front for last climb

based FDJ 5D chess

>>150085169
me, of boredom and seething

What's Gigante's problem?

Gigante special

vollering succeeded in dropping her team mate

just hope maillot jaune cracks on that last creepy ascent

demi is braindead

How is she so bad at descending? She's a pro.

Gigante shaking

Gigante should take a Xanax and some alcohol before descents

That girl is suffering from some serious ptsd

>>150085242
descending a mountain 80kmh in literal spandex is pretty scary bro

About to feast

based Vollering dropping her teammate for the7th time today

Don’t bully gigante for her descent skills!

Gigante is the ZAKARIN of f*mmes peloton

>>150085251
>I drive much better when I'm drunk

>>150085268
>80
not really

>>150085268
Nowadays I feel that too, but when I was 20 I didn't give a fuck. It's insane what state of mind, age and hormonal profile do to risk assessment.

>she's doing really good job at descending
>only 20 seconds gap in 1 minute

Kasia missing the podium made this tour worth watching for me

Many berts here calling out Gigante for her descending skills when those same berts freely admit they are terrified descending and rarely go above 60 km/h

>>150085318
it is when you realize it's you doing your own bike maintenance

>>150085339
yet these Berts know that they are amateurs and aren't paid to do it

>>150085344
kek

>>150085314
It was a joke friendo though the combination of both could remove inhibitions and fear

>>150085335
It's not over yet, Vollering and her will ride hard and Gigante will be 2 minutes away or something

Remember when Mas started downhilling worse than an amateur do to trauma, and Movistar dealt with it but stating to the press that he had to fix or he would be in trouble.

>>150085327
>she's doing really good job at descending
Said who?

>>150085339
Considering she's a pro I think it's fair to expect relative competency (i.e. her being in line with the average pro). The entire female peleton would destroy me on probably everything except maybe descents.

>>150085339
i'm terrified going on the local public transportation

>>150085374
TNT sports f*mme commentator

Why is vollering not even trying to attack

>>150069602 (OP)
I don't get how you can be so scared about it when you're fighting for your gc, I'd think adrenaline would kick in

>>150085381
Lmao German commentator fairly but very matter of fact assessed her descending is unreasonably shit with her visibly uncomfortable

Reusser (forma shitless) would put 1 minute on them on the flat alone

Descending is easy, you just don't pull the breaks.
That I have never descended anything beyond 300m at 6 % doesn't devalue my assessment.

>>150085371
It's important to publicly bully your riders, it's the only way they'll improve

>>150085403
>Mit dem Angriff Gigantes wird das alles in Ordnung kommen

>>150085418
the Patrick-way

>studied
There it is. Too smart to descend.

>>150085371
Meds are like 3rd worlders in their lack of understanding when it comes to mentality and psychology. THey are extremely insensitive and one dimensional. About 100 year behind the rest of europe in many ways.

Did she lose a minute on the descent!?!

>>150085445
yes

>>150085445
You would, too, if you didn't have a GHEKIERE to yell at you

>>150085445
DHI 53 in pcm

Not a real tour de femmes if Kasia doesn't slurp her way to the podium

>>150085433
Your mentality is extremely insensitive and one-dimensional.

>>150085433
>meds are like thirds worlders
meds ARE third worlders, if you were a PIGS nation, you're third world

It seems to me like they're all already content with the result. Such a women moment

>>150085514
still kasia and demi thermonuclear attacks coming on the last climb

>femmes gonna slurp biblically at the climb
>gigante gets back
>she gets dropped at the next descent again

>>150085514
Are we watching the same race? Demi and Kasia are doing their best to bully Gigante out of podium

This is the first maillot jaune I want to actually attack and win. Why do I feel so much more sympathetic towards her than Poggers? I hate the fucker and he has done nothing to deserve this.

>>150085433
Meds built UK tourists prisons on their costs to get your money without having to mix with you

I feel so sorry for Gigante. She was so sweet when she cried thanking her team yesterday

>>150085524
I BELIEVE

>>150085514
That's what I thought yesterday but totally overestimated Gigante ability to sort her shit out in descents with a 2nd place on the line

>>150085593
all those messages where me

Don't pros practice descending? Guess its rare to get a closed mountain road to train on.

>>150085586
Imagine if she was at the place of PFP yesterday, would have been a top tier choke

Breggen dead

>>150085623
Are you Justine Ghekiere ? hehe

CAM ON SARA

>>150085579
They exploited the foul british underclass? Boohoo. If only they'd bomb them too.

the hag got caught

Berts have started an internet bullying campaign against the hapless strayan lassie

Demi nuclear attack imminent

Manifesting Pauline counterattack

>>150085668
Let me Google how she looks before I know how to feel about this

>>150085697
she looks as a (cute) mouse

>>150085697
Her mugshots are not very flattering but she's alright for an australian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4JSrQQQyqU

>tête de la course is just the core GC contenders with no teammates in sight
I wish men's cycling was more like this instead of just two armies of domestiques doing leadouts for their captains to sprint up the final 5 km of the mountain

>>150085669
Unless she goes THERMONUCLEAR, it won't be enough

PFP looking chill as a cucumber

>>150085715
she looks so fragile

>gigante not making time on the climb
died

>>150085759
It's the same resting terminator face syndrome Lance had

How does one even get named "Bauerfeind" ? Was her ancestor stealing crops and assaulting peasants when they decided to give last names ?

>>150085715
Nice eyes but I'm sure her dad was bald at 20 with her thin hair

Good news for Gigante is that she will catch AVDB and she will work her legs out so vollering doesn't go 2nd on podium

Those half naked men give it a different context when it's women, they should be clothed. And women should be running half naked instead.

>>150085806
avdb and demi hate each other?

>>150085783

I prefer it to the drama queens like Alaflip or Voeckler

>>150085795
>t. Potvin

>>150085795
some dutch people made up silly last names as a protest against the french mandating them or something

ROUSSE schnauz profile is wild

>>150085729
yeah but they're not doing anything. Only reason they have no hjalpers is because the hjalpers are so unfit they can't even hang with a GC group riding at low tempo

>>150085827
I don't think so. AVB literally spoonfed Demi her first big wins

>>150085836
based piet uit de broek

>>150085827
bert, they are women, they all hate each other

this is truly pathetic to watch

>>150085859
>I don't think so. AVB literally spoonfed Dem

Yeah AVB and Demi are friends.

Kopecky and Demi tho....

>>150085852
>35km/h at 10%
You try going faster, bert
Jokes aside, I guess I just want the best of both worlds, with Poggers and Fishboy actually having to ride more than the final 5k. I also want Poggers to fuck off in general, so there's that.

>>150085825
This, where are the crazy female fans ?

>>150085831
Apparently it's a shortening of Poitevin (someone from Poitiers).

>>150085836
Based

>>150085890
Not sure were that figure came from, my screen is showing 10-15 km/h at current grade (9-10%)

>>150085888
that pigface ran Demi off the team

No thermonvclear attack in sight

>>150085795
It seems to be the case and I lack the imagination of coming up with any other explanation

>>150085918
Kasia will do us a solid

>>150085929
nah, probably happy to pick up a podium getting towed by strong riders

will gigante lose another 30 seconds on the descend?

>>150085912
and where is now?
washed, history

They might as well just all ride hand in hand over the peak. What a farce!

>>150085929

Kasia will only do it once Labous is ded.

>>150085936
Kino nose

You do realize there are still 25km and about 1000m of climbing left?

Wlodarczyk has a huge ass to carry

>>150085979
25km to not even go up 500m

>>150086006
>go up 500m
X2

manifesting gc ending chute NOW!

carrera lookin roads fr

>polish commentators joking Gigante is probably scared shitless of that serpentine descent
lol

I read somewhere that the best descenders in the peloton you never actually see on camera: it's the fat sprinters in the grupetto who bomb down the Alpine descents in tight formation railing corners at 100 km/h+

Kasia was carried to the podium by FDJ

this kills the gigante

>>150086040
>German commentator nonchalantly announcing Gigante incoming time loss on the descent
Not quite as based

>>150086025
I don't get it

inb4 Gigante dnf

Did Gigante chute horribly at some point or what's going on?

>>150086125
Please Watch the Femmes avec Zwift

>>150086129
I am, I'm asking why she is deathly afraid of going downhill at more than 40 km/h

>>150086125
>200 posts about gigante being a descentlet
>duude did she crash or wat

Wlodarčik fucked up

PFP attaque when? I want her to dab even more on the others

>>150086145
>reading comprehension
See >>150086143
Feel free to point me to the posts explaining why she is a descentlet and I'll see myself out

>>150086145
kek

It's just about the stage win now
YAVVN

>>150086155
Same, why is she so much more likable than Poggers? I don't understand how this sympathy thing works

>>150086163
noone knows

>>150086155
It doesn't climb much, probably near the end or at the slightly steeper part 9km away but that would be surprising I'd say as it goes down just after

>>150086189
Then why did >>150086145 decide to dunk on me, I'm sad now. I don't like to be retarded.

PFP is such a skelly, I hope it won't be expected for all GC contenders in the future

More like gigante KWAB

>>150086211
Maybe he felt like being mean because you didnt word your question properly

>>150086095
500m from Biot to Corbier
500m from Abondance to Châtel

Imagine if PFP doesn't win lmao the entirety of france would be on suicide watch

>>150086261
Your stream is late bro they were at Corbier when you posted

>>150086266
I don't think Demi can pick up a 3 min lead in just 18km

This shit feels rigged af

>>150086147
If it was a movie I woul dsay it's bad CGI.

>>150086292
I'd love to see her at least try though

>>150086266
I root for Kasia as I do since 2022 and as I will until I die

>>150086147
I want to drive this with my sports car holy shit

>>150086282
Nein they were still climbing? My stream is exactly 13 seconds late.

>>150086303
She would have had a chance if she attacked directly after the descent

>>150086314
They were less than 500m away I'd say, they will be at 17,3km when this will be posted

lady dutch announcer begging vollering to please attack please
DESPERATE

Such a disappointing stage compared to last year's
Femmes need to do better and leave slurping to the hommes

>>150086329
15.7km when you posted...

>>150086334
tell her to wait till last 10km, thats where they will attack

>>150086347
WTF fucking France TV stream

Can they at least attack for the stage win ffs

I cannot believe AG-Soudal haven't been working on Gigante's descending skills. It has lost her a place on the podium. How embarrassing.

>>150086355
But I AM watching France tv lel
13.7km now

>>150086334
As if she could do that when she was weaker the day before and weaker during the climbs. She will try to win at the end but PFP will.

slurp slurp slurp

>it's been a brilliant race
meh

>>150086373
OK It's good now, thanks, it said I was live but I needed to refresh

If PFP wins today they’re gonna saint her

Female color commentator on Peacock is flabbergasted at this.

"I don't understand how this stage has been ridden. No one would've expected this to finish as a group sprint."

to be clear, this does NOT coun't as breaking the french tour curse, DO YOU UNDERSTAND

>>150086403
They should already

>>150086413
Why not?

To think these women (sans PFP) were crying in their team buses yesterday and did nothing today...

When will they arrive on Champs Élysées?

now the dutch announcers are coping that at least it will be a dutch team that wins, albeit with a french woman at the helm

>>150086425
see >>150082607

one could say pol won again

Can I get a webm of that snot rocket

>>150086428
lol, they don't let the women go there

>>150086428
They are already in the banlieues

>>150086410
Maybe I'm retarded but I don't get it as Gigante was distanced

>PFP has no reason to attack
>Labous is riding for Vollering and Kasia interests
>Others are not strong enough to attack

>9 to go
Time for attacks
just fucking do something already

>>150086428
It was the first stage in 2022 when it came back

old boomers spotted

do the femmes do mastectomies to w/kg max? looks like it atleast

biggest nothingburger breakaway where nobody dared to take a chance

>>150086498
sports bras squish them babies like nobody's business
also low body fat means low boobage as a default

Gigante lost barely 20 seconds in last 30 kms really showing how easy they are doing behind the Le Bus

They’re all riding like Jonas kek

>>150086498
It's selection pressure, very low fat, and sports bras. You also don't see many women riders with wide hips. The coomers make do with the scraps they've been given

>>150086528
Some also look like Jonas.

HERE WE GO

Fuck that guy with the antlers

Kasia should try to attack on the descent, no way she will win at the end

>>150085295
8th kek

if PFP now also doesn't win the stage this is so bad

PFP telling them to get fucked

CAM ON PAULINE

ALLEZ PFP

Vollering managed to distance Labous, nice move

>>150086536
Nope

PFP I KNEEL

DOPAGE
O
P
A
G
E

Hag goes, women of breeding age left in the dust, France is victorious

allez

PFP looks like Lance climbing out of the saddle on a poorly fitted bike

I fucking manifested it here >>150085696

Most epic part of the stage

Looks like she was bored until then and decided to have some fun without even sweating.

>>150086574
>sat afk for 2 hours not working a second
not really a shocker

Pauline pas normale

>>150086570
The stonefaced look too

if she doesn't get this I will be mad as fuck

Bordeaux, Burgundy, or Barolo?

>>150086585
Mhm. I still like it.

>>150086591
>Out of my way fucking Euro shits

>>150086565
They are all hags in my book

>>150086600
She has nothing to lose, but pushing for the win is essentially purely for fun at this point.

>>150086620
Agree. Everyone who finishes after her should be shot at the line.

>>150086610
That was before Ferrari fixed his shit

>>150086620
>winning the last stage in yellow is nothing

If she's allegedly such a good mountain biker, why doesn't she take an off-road short cut?

>yellow pogacar kit
>yellow helmet
>e-bike
time to take some scalps on the cycling paths

>>150086631
>winning the tour while missing the stage win is bad
I maintain, this is just as much a for fun move as Poggers trying for the final stage

this bitch has more dope in her blood than pogi

cycling basically years of visma dynasty if pogi didn't exist

Is she suffering or laugh-crying?

i dont get it she comes back to road race after 3 years and wins by this margin?

>>150086678
she's probably giddy, she's going to be a french hero shortly

>>150086678
everything at once

Marion will scissor PFP later

>>150086685
>>150086686
Endearing. Fuck Poggers btw

>>150086657
pogy going for the stage win was not just "for fun" in that rain it was an actual risk to chute pretty bad he just really wanted it, it's the ego that makes these people so great

>>150086678
Laughing at all the shitters behind her

PFP wins

>nobody there to catch the maillot jaune from falling over
Disgrace

most blatant case in history

>Dominika 4th
Im happy

That's how it feels to know you'll never pay for a drink again

It's okay if she's french

should Allah start to worry

...waar VAN BAARLE?

>>150086711
It was sort of respectable, but I really enjoyed the fact he didn't get it.

Can someone get this woman a drink? Why does the infrastructure around these riders look so fucking amateurish?

What part of France are you from?

A N O R E X I A

>>150086750
Our commentator said he's the literally who in the relationship

ALERT ALERT ALERT

Reminder that this was a 9 stage kermiskoers, NOT a Grand Tour.

This result (like all results in women's "cycling") is a NOTHING burger

ALERT ALERT ALERT

so shes been doing mountain bike since 2018, comes back to road racing in 2025 and immediately wins tdf? is this normal? has this happened before?

I like her voice, it's as girlish as it can be without being fake

>Dani Christmas
>It's August
what sort of bullshit is this?

And when is the part they get blacked?

>>150086780
yep, time for your internet ban

Okay Berts but now it's time for real ciclismo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFOqeTaN7g

>>150086777
but she also sounds a bit like a granny at the same time

BOGDANOF CALLED

I thought she looked old but she's my age, it's over for me

>>150086794
>Jobbers thrashing themselves up jungle mountains at 144p
Now THIS is cyclisme

CALL: TAKEN

>>150086681
It seems that MBK riders are better at pedaling...

>>150086811
Bike racing ages these people immensely (low body fat, high sun exposure, high exertion)

>sudden thousand yard stare
Why are female emotions so much more engaging then men breaking down in tears after winning?

I fucking hate marching bands

>>150086825
Yes that's what I thought, I know late 30s women who look younger

>>150086831
you have been conditioned to be more aware of women's emotions

>Gigante 6th

kwab

>>150086859
What? It's just as obvious how emotional the guys are after a stage, partly due to the sheer exhaustion.

>kissing her mom and dad
cute

parents seems surprisingly chill about all this

>>150086872
maybe I misinterpreted the meaning of your sentence.
what do you mean by female emotions being more engaging

Why isn't Macron there?

>>150086893
it's an one week stage race, was macron at paris-nice?

>>150086893
He gave her a call atleast

try-not-to-cry-Demi

>>150086890
I find myself resonating with the emotions on display more easily than I do with the men, although I'm much more invested in the outcome of the men's race. It's probably a mix of social and biological effects, but still strange to notice the stark difference.

>>150086899
>t's an one week stage race
It's a ten days stage race.

>>150086913
>if only you knew how bad things really are

Put Jonas on Pauline's diet methods

Kino in Guadeloupe is OVER
Now to another KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxJn2O186kU

>>150086917
nine days

>>150086933
I don't think diet is Fishboy's problem

>>150086937
Would Pogacar win that stage or is it too high ?

>>150086913
she needs to work on her racing-IQ, it's a team sport for crying out loud

>>150086950
It's a time trial too

>>150086942
So not one week ! I got you haha !

>>150086944
i said nothing about diet

>>150086960
What do you mean, dropping your team isn't secret tech?

>>150086743
yes
she likes winners

Ciclismo

final GC

>>150086975
maybe Sd worx was in the right the whole time

>More lesbian-adjacent tension incoming
Kino

kwab of the race

>>150086975
Labous is seething rn

>>150086950
it's a time trial, he'd get 2 minutes on everyone

>>150086990
I'm a sucker for tight ponytails

>>150085795
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauernfeind
>[...] the byname was generically applied to men-at-arms or Landsknechte who chastised the peasant population in the service of a feudal lord. The name gradually developed into a surname in the course of the 16th century.
For some reason the origins of the name are explained on English Wikipedia, but not on German Wikipedia.

>>150087024
We don't need wiki to explain it to us
We know

>>150086990
Grande corniche, home

>>150087037
really missed Nice this year, might go in october if the weather is okay

>>150069602 (OP)
If Pauline marries that nigga, would her name be Ferrand-Prevot-van Baarle?

Pauline >>> vos

Dude stop fondling her ass you're on TV just zip up the shirt

>>150087064
she needs to dump him for my NEET ass

>>150087064
or Van Baarle-Ferrand-Prevot like Chantal Blaak after marriage

Insane how less important woman cycling feels

was this the last stage?

>>150087100
>Blaak
:^)

>>150087108
It's just a bunch of people standing around on a mountain in front of a small stage compared to one of the most important cities in Europe being brought to a fucking standstill while the world is watching the sun set behind the winners.

>>150087060
Same, no idea when I can manage to go back. October is usally fine, but you better be flexible because it can be bad

>>150087116
Last day of Tour + last day of "summer"

>>150087134
last day of my holiday also

>post Tour depression setting in (again)
We need more genders

>>150086987
Almost as large a timegap between 1st and 2nd, as in the real TdF, yet in about 1/3 the distance.

>>150087145
trannie tour 2026?

>>150087134
>last day of "summer"
By what measure?

>>150087161
trans ppl are really against that btw

>>150085715
>>150087000
somehow her nose reminds me of Remco

>>150087228
looks like how they do euro noses in anime

>>150087000
who'se going to support her this evening?

>>150087134
Summer is June - August.

>>150087344
Vollering's face on the second step: lmao as always

>>150087037
Hands off my land, Luigi