french TdF(F) winner edition

>Current and upcoming races
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 - 09.09 Tour of Binzhou 2.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro

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https://firstcycling.com/

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Previous thread:
>>150052816

Uijtdebroeks finished 9th in San Sebastian in his first race in 4 months

Can you post some femmes chutes from the past?

Imagine the foursome

>>150069684
where's the forth

this meme is perfect for /cyc/ and all its schizos

>>150069602 (OP)
Hag

>>150069684
Ricarda is a 5/10

>>150069811
>33 years old
she looks 41

Pauline...

>>150069811
>>150069830
She looks fine, cute even. Dont forget she has been a professional since 2009 or something.
Just too skinny now, it's making her cheeks fall in.

>>150069964
>Ladies tour of Qatar

dont these guys hate women

>>150070009
They specifically fund stuff like that to make you forget that they do.

>>150069964
I read an interview with her about femmes ciclismo back in the days. sleeping in school buildings on race days and all teams eating together in the cantina. she had to work part time for a local council in a Paris suburb and earned 1000 Euros per month besides training. lotto managed to replace her with Puck Moonen after her departure.

>>150069961
bro Van Den Broeck was a pro rider in 2009 lol

>“My body rewards me with giving me my period back and it makes me really proud,” she said in the podcast.
>- It helps not only on the performance of the bike, but also in life in general. It is really important to have it under control because you want to have a normal life afterwards, adds Norsgaard and mentions that she makes sure to have menstruation three to four times a year.

>>150070032
i call it sports washing when i wash my gym clothes

>>150070073
>she makes sure to have menstruation three to four times a year.
How does she control this ? I think hyenas can, and certainly other species too, but I've never heard of human females possessing such a characteristic...

>>150070423
A mix of birth control pills and gaining enough weight I guess.

Why doesn't macron just make a decree to send gaudu, martinez, seixas, gregoire, vauquelin, jegat and sivakov to the Tour de pologne. This is a worldtour stage rave that's there for the taking

>>150070464
>gaudu
Who?

>>150069602 (OP)
what the fuck is the deal with tour de pologne, the stages look like they were made for amateurs but somehow it's world tour, also every wt team sent their fifth team, why don't small wt shitters go there to farm points

fuck one marry one kill one

>>150070615
The difference between being a wt race or not is just about how much you pay UCI.

>>150070615
>farm points
Only one team has the genius-level intellect required to realise that this is a good idea

>>150070423
There are some pills where you can control it

Anybody else watching Summerslam?

did they ever find a winner in that japaneese plane thing

Today's SENSATIONAL and unexpected (to me) result at the Clasica San Sebastian means it's time for another exciting /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

We have been in these parts before in the Itzulia Basque Country, in the same appellation - Getariako Txakolina. This area is known for light-bodied, slightly effervescent wines made from indigenous grapes unknown elsewhere. It is just down the coast to the west from Donostia-San Sebastian. This is a blend of Hondarrabi Beltza and Hondarrabi Zuri.

Lasalde Elkartea "Balea" Txakoli Rose ($19)

Pours a light salmon with tiny amount of gas. The nose is saline, with white peach and light lime. The palate is dry and freshly acidic, no real tannin to speak of.

This is a bit more round and balanced than the searingly-acidic Txakoli white made from 100% Hondarrabi Zuri from Itzulia Basque Country. Good summer food wine. Not bad.

>>150071696
they're still going

>>150071731
What are you going to do for the Tour de Pologne?

>>150071731
Do you have a spreadsheet with scores and price? It's obvious to see that you live in a cheap shitty apartment in some exurban corridor so I'm wondering how you afford it

Who's got the best (as in beautiful) legs in the Peloton du femmes?

>>150071853
Potato schnappes or whatever they drink there

>>150070630
Woole wou kousheh awek moi?

>>150071865
>Cheap shitty apartment in some exurban corridor
I have a three-bedroom apartment in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. I'm a c-suite executive at the /cyc/ office, and my compensation package is extremely generous. My rent is eye-wateringly expensive.

Yes, I have spreadsheet with all the wines with dates, races, grapes, origin, cost, origin, notes, etc. It's very helpful for planning (sourcing wines from all of these places is actually quite a bit of work).

>>150071853
Going to be beer. There's no Polish wine exported to the US as far as I can find.

>>150071880
I don't have much of a palate for hard alcohol.

>>150071642
My friends didn't invite me to the watch party so I'm skipping it out of spite

>>150071731
>didn't get a irougely

>>150072132
Not really on the route. I do try to get wines from as close to the route as possible.

>>150071952
very based

The French won bigly these past few days
Now imagine they had done so in a real race

>>150071952
I'm looking at your neighbor and it's a cheap vinyl sliding apartment like you'd see in the Philly exurbs by the highways

euro hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1yPDdKNqj4

>>150072769
sort of looks like vinyl thru my window screen, but it is white brick. Definitely not the prettiest building from the outside. Apt prices seem a bit low for the area as well.

>>150072855
>Paying $525,000 for an apartment with no beds
>Presumably have to sleep in the tub in the one bathroom

>>150072855
>one bath apartment for >$525 thousand

>>150072826
The age of Euros is over. The time of the Burger has come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnJaRF95TCY

>>150072855
How close to the Guggenheim are you, that general area? I think I have an idea of whereabouts you may be based on my recollection of the town

>>150072769
location, location my friend

>>150073322
i live in that general area (along with another 143,000 people per square mile)

>>150073341
>>150073351
I can see the Pentagon and the Washington Monument from my apartment

>>150073351
You live on Park and 95th

>>150073374
Neat. What do you think about that

>>150073399
It's pretty chill I guess. Cheap considering I'm so close to the national mall

>>150072094
Its 75% advertisements, you haven't missed anything special. Main event is coming up now though and I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little hyped for Günther and Punk

/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2smQ703GlJ4&list=PL0B96C23E90AFB7FF&index=9

>>150071870
I like her legs

/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q2NtjoYj_U

They're coming to my neck o'the woods this week. Going to see them with my brothers

>>150077063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8BZCmaqkY

I really hope Johan Olsen shows up to sing his part in "For Evigt" and "A Gardens Tale"

>>150077063

I can't stand his voice. Also think the "rockabilly metal" is a bit cringe.

Their shows are pretty good tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkAe30aEG5c

>>150077113
>>150077063

>Og Se Mine Grådige Drømme
>Flød Som Vældige Strømme
>Ind Til Helvedes Port
>Og Mærk Mine Verdener Der Ramler
>Mine Hænder Der Famler
>Kom Og Mærk
>Og Imens At Jorden Drøner Rundt I Mælkevejen
>Kysser Jeg Dit Navn
>Kysser Jeg Dit Navn

>>150077280
I ain't never been, only going since my brother got the tix, but can't lie I'm excited as hell

>>150071731
Txomin Etxaniz is the gold standard for white txakoli
I don't drink rosé, so I have no clue

I got a frame bag but now I'm worried it looks like an ebike battery and people will think I'm a poser.

>>150077597
You are a fag in every way

>>150070615
it's the worst UWT stage race in Europe. what do you expect

>it looks
>people will think
They would be correct you are a spastic faggot. Pros rude with bags. Who gives a fuck.

>Mason Hollyman
Retiring. What an enormous flop. He's still elegible for white jersey too lmao.

>retirement at 17
KWAB

>>150078253
it's better to realize it's not your field at this age than in your 20s

>>150078258
>Rusbert hours

Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa (1.1)
Bilbao - Getxo
172.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/circuito-de-getxo/2025/startlist

Roadbook:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_7Yj92uZVedmLXWuIq4wBoAc2vQS6fva/view?usp=sharing

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/circuito-de-getxo/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cN3ju2ntiI
12:05 CET

Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)
Stage 9 (Final)
Praz-sur-Arly - Châtel Les Portes du Soleil
124.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/startlist

GC after stage 8:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-8-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/ftU1CKRb#sx5_3nkUokMUQugshKthm8z2lgnIOVhOQsWtSqKO-lU

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-9/live
https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/en/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / RTVE / NOS / SRG SSR
15:00 CET

>>150071853
slivovitz

>>150071853
>>150071952

>>150078313
thank god this shit is over

Yes, express your displeasure 5000 more times you stupid Dane

post your gooner shit for the millionth time its not getting boring at all

so did christen fuck it up yesterday by doing a egoistic failed solo attaque instead of 1-2ing ciccone together with del toro until he cracks and then ride away for a nice UAE 1-2?

>>150078604
UAE kiddos and DS aren't the brightest in the tour

>>150078604
>bridge to del toro
>drop del toro
>lead out ciccone
>get dropped by ciccone

>>150078604
Of course, should have just marked ciconne

>>150078604
Del Toro could have continued to trade turns with Ciccone until they hit the top of the climb and sat on until Christen caught up on the flat section towards the end. Christen even catching the pair would have put enough panic into Ciccone to probably trigger an attack. I get that the riders are too exhausted to think clearly, but the DS... truly retarded

>>150078603

>>150078654
In retrospect they would want to dissuade attacks to ensure they get over the top together just in case Ciccone has good legs which he did. He sprints well too but that run in is prone to 1-2 attacks from UAE. If UAE held a stiff pace to placate Ciccone maybe it'd stop him from attacks. The raced as if they were poogacar's and completely fucked themselves up because of it.

Ciccone would have probably still attacked and made a gap but even if he had 20 seconds at the top they have more of a chance together than alone. Cristen closed what, 8 seconds alone or something? So I'm sure if they were 20 in the hole they'd catch him. Burrito did look absolutely fucked though so I doubt they could have done much other than delay the attack to near the top. UAE were out performed and outsmarted.

if you've consumed even an ounce of femme racing this summer you deserve your first born son post birth aborted

>>150078866
Does watching chute .webms on /cyc/ count?

>>150078604
literally nobody expected del toro to crack on the last climb.

>>150078535
cute!

Portuguese singing > Vasco dancing 2bh

and wtf happened to achooso, that rat dropped himself as soon as del toro attacked, again

>>150079449
Ay who? Oh the UAE jester. A joke they still employ that flop.

>>150079449
they cut him off the dope

Do you think Demi swallows?

Maybe Zabel has a good idea or two, heh

>demi gets fucked over repeatedly by her own teammates
>switches teams
>demi gets fucked over by her own teammates again

>>150079814
Yes she can!

>>150079884
How did she get fucked?

>>150079900
music went hard for absolutely no reason at all for 30 minutes after PFP dropped demi, instead of dropping back and pacing demi / reducing damage

>>150079852
fraud

>>150079973
May the softest tootsies win

>>150079973
>Was that planned?
>"Yes, definitely. I told Evita that she should just keep going," Vollering said. "But I thought maybe she could stay with the rider in front, and then it would be a waste if she waited for me."
It must be true since she's too stupid to lie.

>>150080012
He's going to seethe and DNF two GTs in a single season

How does she keep getting away with it?

>I must dope signal
even the femmes can't help themselves

>>150080084
Would you dope with pepe? He knows how to party

According to her instagram Kwabsia will attack today

>>150080134
yeah sure

>>150079836
She lost to wlodarczyk, kerbaol and paraplegic vollering

>>150080134
>Jawsus attack

Why are most dopeurs of the past still working in cycling?

>>150080186
useful expertise

What did he mean by this

>>150080135
well, she attacks all the time, it just never works

>>150080247
Because she's not a nord

lmao

>>150080324
>average speed 23.5km/h
I could beat them on a skateboard probably

>>150080049
truely the next remco

>>150080324
>76 km
>23.5 km/h
me local social rides with beer and schnitzel are faster

>>150080383
You love sucking on a big dog, you fat slut

French people, rejoice! You have won the Tour! After so many years of suffering, the drought is over! Vive la France

>>150080457
there are people who actually believe this

Think I caught a cold

>>150080457
Vive le dopage!

Total Visma Death

>>150080324
>superstar Vera LOOSER not present
lame

>>150080428
Schnitzel is good for you.