Rooting for Carson Hocevar because I don't have a favorite driver and I watched him race dirt tracks in iRacing last night. He seemed like a nice fella.
>autism hill suspended
I need a new winner for this race to further fuck him out of the playoffs
>>150070360based bamf enjoyer
Dillon will do it for Dale.
When will Nascar admit their frankestein of a car they use for xfinity is shit for racing and upgrade them to next gen?
>>150070389For he to end up like Vasco his favorite team, in last place or 2nd and bitch later?
>>150070389Imagine if if he finishes p2 but the winner gets DQd so he gets the points
>wins a race >still finishes in p2
>>150070413Donโt talk shit about the COT in my presence ever again
>>150070413I hope I'll be alive on the day that the ARCA Series switches to the next gen cars.
>>150070413Firewall Bizarroworld.
I hope this one is actually good. I have a feeling it will be and Cup will be a slurper.
Matt DiBenedetto qualified above Al-Gah-Ir.
Nice job.
>be named Austin
>drive the 21 car
>be a retard
>>150070389I desperately want him to win the championship. Without winning a single race. Itโd be the fuckin funniest.
>Autism
>>150070306 (OP)They let a black guy drive an illegal car last week in a "crown jewel" race so he would win an you cucks are still watching
Didn't even have enough cool down time, kek.
I am digging the minimalist approach they're doing with the tracker
>1 complete lap before the first yellow
>>150070524Hate has no place here
>>150070523on hill's car so is a SIEG HILL moment
>>150070524Well, you're such a no life faggot you came here to complain about it, so I guess we're doing better than you.
>>150070524imagine being such a terminally online schizo you cant even enjoy minor league vrooms
>>150070524>seething about bubba when heโs not even in this race
>>150070554What do you have against victory and welfare?
>>150070588can't say that here, man, you gonna get me arrested
>>150070570someone post that pic of iowa women and corn
If they can stay green it should be a good show, they're racing out there
Crowd looks really good for a Saturday race
I didn't pay attention to NASCAR media this week. Did they accuse anyone of being a racist after Indy?
>>150070663go ask /pol/ they keep track of shit like that
If Brandon Jones has a million fans, I'm one of them
If Brandon Jones has 5 fans, I'm one of them
If Brandon Jones has 1 fan, that one is me
If Brandon Jones has no fans, I'm no longer alive
If the world is against Brandon Jones I'm against the entire world
Till my last breath, I'll support Brandon Jones
>>150070665>go ask /pol/ they keep track of shit like that
>>150070737Literally yes stop shitting up the thread with Schizo bullshit
Something dumb will happen like Zilly crashing into a lapped car
>race for suicide
Me first.
>>150070691Holy shit, I didn't have that one saved and I made it. Thanks for posting!
Zillich is fucking unreal. The only real question is will he make a stop in Cup or IndyCar before he hits F1?
Would the Japanese army be able to stop Godzilisch?
>iowa
>watkins glen
>richmond
ill be back at the end of august for daytona.
>>150070859really amazed you could hold yourself back for over 50 postings until you had to ruin it.
very proud of you.
>>150070867That depends on who prepared his car.
>>150070889Ruined what, fren? My comments nor the Japanese army can stop Godzillich. He is inevitable.
>>150070867no but a lose front left might
>>150070859If he goes to formula 1 itโll be wasted talent
Zilly loose wheel. Pitted again
>helping you shake'n'bake all night long
my sides
>>150070947You are very welcome. It's one of the only things I feel like I'm good at. I think I'm going get glossy prints made of this image and get this signed for Singapore bro. I know he doesn't monitor NASCAR threads, so don't spill the beans.
>>150071003I thought that was a juan Pablo Montoya apu from the thumbnail but I was pleasantly surprised to see that was Roman Deangelis
>>150070947This is the one I prefer as it better represents my personality
>>150070964Yes, it will, but when some F1 kike drives a dump truck full of money up to his house, how can he say no?
>>150071033I just made you the one you asked me to make...
J/K Singapore bro has quickly gotten very good at making frogs, too. Frankly, he's better than I am by now.
>>150071083I don't remember what I said. But I almost never smile, so that one doesn't work. This one
>>150071033 I extracted from the Le Mans image
>>150071051Every American driver has been fucked out of formula 1, and plus if he does get a seat itโll 100% be for some shitter team where heโll have the distinct privilege of finishing 15th every week but he gets to do it at meme American FIA grade 1 tracks
Iโd rather see him in the cup series or in sports cars
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THE #71 WINS AT IOWA
>>150071100Yeah, my base frog is happy. Singapore bro made the le Mans and Nurburgring group images.
>>150071130Kek, a bit early for that M8.
>>150070859For him to get into the F1 path, he first needs to run for some time on Europe, then he needs a big sponsor under himself, then he needs to join a development F1 team, and then he needs to do a big season in F2, wait for someone that already has a seat on F1 to get out of it and maybe he can be on the top spot.
Honestly, it's better for his own career to stay in NASCAR or going to sports car racing, otherwise he will waste a lot of years without proprely racing.
>>150071158It was a joke, man.
>>150071158It is theoretically possible to go from stock cars to F1 without doing all that (if he is outstanding in Cup first), but I agree it wouldn't be good to be the token American driver bringing up the rear for the worst team (Cadillac).
>>150071158It's pretty heavily waited against the American series, but he is young and money (and lineage) is really all you need to get into Fagula 1. If rabbi Brown wants him in, he'll get in. Just ask Verslurpin and Strulovitch. They both jumped from Parade 3 to Parade 1
I really want him to become the dual Cup/IndyCar driver everyone thought Larson would be. He is too damn good to "settle" for a sports car career anytime soon and I say that as a major sports car fan.
>these are not all the possible side effects
Holy shit lol
>>150071224No, it wasn't.
>>150071243>the worst team (Cadillac).I'm betting we see the absolute obliteration of Red Bull soon and Max fucks off to dunk on dentists in less than 3 years. It's just the Fag1 cycle of deciding winners. It's like sportscar BOP, but on a slower cycle.
Screen cap this post.
I drove across Iowa once... from Davenport to Sioux City, then up to Sioux Falls, SD
It was boring as fuck
>>150071349The First Amendment is a serious bitch
>>150071349The lists of side effects in advertising were never exhaustive. They used to just say "The most common side effects include..." but even more retarded lawsuits were filed, so now every list ends with some variant of "Other side effects may occur."
This didn't need to be a caution.
>>150071224It isn't easy for me sometimes to catch up irony, now I understood it.
>>150071243>It is theoretically possible to go from stock cars to F1 without doing all that>if he is outstanding in Cup firstI mean, only if he pulls a magic championship winning season, otherwise he will probably be called only for some F1 testings and nothing else. I know some good drivers went from Indy to F1, but those days have been long past and now it's harder and harder for those drivers to get into the sport. For a NASCAR driver to do this, it will be even harder, basically impossible.
>>150071441Anon, the sheer amount of side effects they DID list is why I found it funny. Iโm not sure what else it could possibly do, make your teeth fall out? It literally ended on โmay harm your unborn babyโ and that was after they gave the other possible effects warning.
>>150071349I like how they advert that suicidal thoughts are side effects on some meds advertisements. Damn...
>>150071506Most*
My favorite is the eczema one. Clear up your skin a bit! Warningmaymakeyousuckstartashotgun
>>150071485Kek, nice image
>This didn't need to be a caution. Many such cases.
this race is now boring, but then i remember its iowa
>>150071083Have you made a Zili? And if not could you?
>>150071594I didn't notice minwas watching the GTD teams out qualify the GTD Pro teams in Weathertech. GTP up soon.
>>150071613I haven't, but I could. Can you reccomend a particularly good image? I'm tempted to make one of his LMP2 Daytona 24 victory, but I don't think that captures the current moment.
>>150071534>>150071534Kek, lost my sides!
I think I saw that one yesterday while watching the ARCA race. How's that even possible?
>>150071622I'll be rooting here for the Valkyries.
remember to hydrate anons
>>150071663Does this work?
>>150071682>I'll be rooting here for the Valkyries.Every fucking time they hit the track, bro.
>>150071693I've drank 3 cans of Coke, does that count?
>>150071699OK, I'm a pretty big piece of shit lately, but I will give myself a week to get that done. It's a good image, but will take some time to get right.
>>150071693ok, thanks
has there ever been a car sponsored by just water?
>>150071760There was a Liquid Death car a few weeks ago.
>>150071786i guess that counts
>>150071594the trvth nvke is that short tracks are obsolete for these aeroshitboxes
>>150071760Hayley has been sponsored by Diamond Creek.
Honestly, I didn't know it even exisisted before searching for it and I don't know if someone here already drank it.
pit or not?
0 tires, 2 or 4?
QUICK!
>>150071754Awesome, thanks! Anons who still make OC are the truest frens.
Just tuned in, but do you guys think >cram posts on /ck/?
>>150071708It's a good look at the entire fire suit, but I think I'll go with the double index fingers to the sky.
>>150071835thanks, i guess that counts
>>150071846I'm the one who (mostly) don't stop for tires! Fuel only.
>>150071846>I now remember all those times in EA NASCAR games where I was too slow to get my pit settings set
cam on bamf
scor some fakn points
>>150071810short tracks are sovl
>>150071799Kasey Kahne had an Aquafina car in 2015.
Better?
Does Adam Alexander ever shut the fuck up
>>150071908sure, but the cars are no longer suited for them, like indycar outgrowing dirt, or nascar themselves
>>150071848Thanks. Everyone who posts here is really pretty great. Spreadsheet anon and Singapore bro are absolute all stars for useful OC. I'm just glad I can do a thing that some people enjoy. The request also help me build a connection to drives I might not otherwise particularly notice.
>>150071931Now that's some water car.
>produced by PepsiCoHow good it tastes compared to its rival Dasani?
>>150071984that's a pretty good water livery
>go green
>immediate caution again
>>150071896Yeah, what a dude. I'm not a big /pw/ guy, but I always like him and Tajiri. They maybe weren't the best faces, but they were great at selling other guys stuff.
https://youtu.be/FfC1j2vFNVA
damn that could have been a big juan
and the corn car too
in corn country
That was harsh, melonman.
zilly's heel arc just began
>>150071908I like short tracks and super speedways. The cookie cutter D rings kinda suck.
Based crowd showing up for the trucks and xfinity series races
>>150071908>>150072084What are the good short tracks?
>>150072117It's Iowa. What else are they gonna do? Too bad they don't have enough money and PTO to see IndyCar in the same 4 week period.
nascar officials are retards episode 9999
>>150072188Lmao. That's fucked up.
>>150071908Martinsville, North Wilkesboro, (I didn't watch the truggs race but I presume) IRP, and even if it counts, Bowman Gray, provide good racing nowadays, it really depends on which series is running and what consequences it will imply on the championship at the moment. I think the only short oval that has been quite boring to watch recently is Bristol. As
>>150072084 said, it might be something more related to those D-shaped tracks like Iowa or Richmond than all of short tracks.
>>150072160>What are the good short tracks?Mostn of them except Martinsville.
>>150072168>Too bad they don't have enough money and PTO to see IndyCar in the same 4 week period.weather being 20ยฐF cooler helps too
Corey Day probably deserved it.
>>150072209>it really depends on which series is runningThis
>>150072220>weather being 20ยฐF cooler helps tooSure does. I froze my nuts off for Bristol Trucks because I thought it would rain for Cup. The weather was better, but the race was way worse.
inb4 the next 21 laps are under cawshun and we go to overtime
corey day has no racecraft
This race was garbage, and tomorrow will be worse.
>>150072518>>150072499>>150072512It's for the fucking baseball game
>ending under yellow but at the advertised distance
When's the last time that happened?
Well, that was almost a good race. At least Zilly passed Harison Bergeron.
Is Kim Coom pregnant or just getting fat?
GAMETHREAD FOR BRISTOL BASEBALLRACE:
>>150072406THE FIRST REAL SPORTING EVENT AT A NASCAR TRACK SINCE RICHARD PETTY RETIRED