heemvious: >>150061453

news:
>Arman thinks Topturo is a ducking pussy
>McGregor has rejoined the drug testing pool
https://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/conor-mcgregor-officially-returns-to-ufc-drug-testing-pool-in-potential-step-toward-comeback/
>Holloway won't fight again until 2026 due to a busted hand
https://www.mmafighting.com/2025/8/2/24479180/max-holloway-says-stupid-injury-suffered-during-win-over-dustin-poirier-likely-keeps-him-out-2026
>Poirier wants to join the commentary team
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/dustin-poirier/dustin-poirier-reveals-his-next-big-focus-following-mma-retirement/

tonight's card has a lot of great prospects
>Bashi
young stud wrestler, meh hands, decent gas tank, lots of heart, chin seems okay
>Nakamura
great freestyle wrestler, power in hands but wild. good cardio
>Vallejos
might unironically become one of the best boxers in the UFC
>Ribovics/Brener
guaranteed banger
>Taira/Park
kino. both guys are really skilled. Park will heem Taira unless Taira exposes his ground game weaknesses

terrible op also early
in other terms
SHIT THREAD!

>>150070878 (OP)
I fucked up the OP. Meant to post this pic

dogshit thread

KODY
FUCKING
STEEEEEEEEEEEELE

you goofy bitch kek

>>150070878 (OP)
im a iqlet...... brehs....

>>150070888
>>150070919
>>150070942
I tried to delete the thread and re-make with the proper pic but 4chan won't let me

>>150070917
arman is actually bussing in this feud
illy clears him though

Dude... I just had fucking sex with FightFairy.

Arman has downie eyes

wonk eyed paki

25 bings but the first fight is wmma so call it 55 bings

>>150071028
Bashi is up first right? definitely worth watching. then it's a bunch of slop until Nakamura

did I mentioned my ass smells like finlands dick

>>150070962
That last cut though dude is living like Saddam Hussains son

Kody Steele bro!

>>150071037
both those guys suck

>>150071037
I think we're setting it off with some wmma

>>150071039
talmbout buday hussein b?

>wmma

Any rare BJJ niggas who got hands AND power on tonight's card?

>>150071055
Bashi is legit. he's considered one of the best <25 prospects in mma. he'll be around for a long time if he can impose his wrestling and at least work on his defense & cardio
>>150071056
it's a given that a card's start time is moved back for all intents and purposes if it starts with wmma

>wmma

Come grab your snacks /heem/

>>150071132

KODY FUCKING STEELE
KODY STEELE
KODY FUCKING STEEEEEEEEELE
NANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150071150
what a fucking nerd

Nigga what the fuck is that fight card?

Gane it

>>150071172
My God...I've defended Finland many times here, and this is how I get repaid? I get stabbed, in the FUCKIN BACK?

>>150071066
Why'd he do it

>>150071180
average slop card for this dead sport in 2025

10 bings, real gamey incoming, no shrimp shit

>>150071180
reddit mind

>>150071150
Bold to pick Shrek 2 over Shrek 3.

cant go to sleep
its over im watching mma

>>150071223
this card is sure to put you to sleep b

Sorry I can't take anyone with a lower IQ than Joe Rogan seriously.

>>150071150
>>150071213
that may be bold, but picking shrek 2 over shrek 1 is retarded

Joe Rogans BMI is 127?

>>150070987
Then you should consider him an inspiration

>>150071241
>shrek 1

>>150071227
It's fucking over for me i did the schaub trifecta of overtraining, overcarbing with armenian sweets and now boozing

>>150071209

>>150071241
The first two Shreks are generally considered to be some of the best animated films ever made, I prefer 1 as well but 2 is still kino

OH GAWD DALWG MEGAN YOURE SUGGIN MY HAWLG SO GOOD

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BEAST OF A DIG SUG B

>>150071262
Turn on your monitor

REAL NON-SHRIMP DICK
>>150071330
>>150071330
>>150071330
>>150071330
>>150071330

what the fuck is Britain screaming about is he getting stabbed

>>150071238
Imagine being bamboozled by Rogan lol

>>150070917
If you're trying to do an IQ score and then fucked this up so badly, I'd say you're a solid 90.

I don't want to know how smart I am to be honest, because it's probably VERY disappointing

>>150071405
90/100 is cool with me

I got power in my hands

>>150071415
kek

>>150072854
Congrats brotha

84 days until Gane fights.

>>150074262
Is he ready to lose?

rebecki is going to go braindead in 5 years, he's always in a fucking war.

if it wasn't for silva, rebecki and park I would have had perfect picks smdh

KODY
FUCKING
STEELE

wassup B

>>150070878 (OP)
Based OP

Taira vs Pantoja might actually be good now that Taira's striking is improving. I say book him against Moreno next

and despite that
korean thots > jap sluts
korean web comics > hentai
you know these tings

>bros I'm telling you this guy is a fucking killer
>sprays fecal matter all over the octagon within seconds of the fight starting

thank you fart fairy for the duncan pick

>>150076565
We got a high roller over here

weebs won

The Japman marches on

>>150076552
Taiwanese beauties MOG both

>>150076572
hey, at least I won

Fuck you, gay faggot.

Taira won.
Japan won.

KPOP is literally slop written by whites (more like Jews).

Nuke Worst Korea.

>>150076560
Taira proved he's elite. I was still right about everything. Stop being bitter and be grateful

>>150076586
Indeed b

every jav and grav bitch has the same face i'm afraid

>>150076600
>KPOP is literally slop written by whites (more like Jews).
This is true
Korea is literally a vassal state for America and American politics is seeping into their country
There's posters in subways that promote miscegenating with third worlders

>>150076604
Kody Steele!

>UK implements porn ban
>my JAV websites still work fine

Another win for the weebs.

>>150076579
Speaking on behalf of Taira fans:
Yes, we are so cool, aren't we?

He’s lying btw there is no porn ban

I would suck Taira's spring roll and I'm not even gay

>>150070878 (OP)
The Japanese are rising 2a02t

how much does the surgery cost in Japan to get your dick unblurred?

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/127957-ufc-fight-night
Good fights next weekend
>Medic
>Matsumoto
>Fili/CRod
>Erceg/Osbourne
>Dolidze/Fluffy

>150076659

>>150076671
Kody Steele? Kody Steele.

>>150076671
we're gonna even less picks than this weekend

>>150076671
Nothing special at all.
Main and comain are alright. The rest is inconsequential.

We are witnessing an Asian takeover in MMA

>>150076671
WAR ANGELA HILL

>>150076695
Taiwan nowhere to be seen doebeit

>>150076676
The guy who lost his last fight?

They strapped a chimpanzee to a chair and made him watch every Roman Dolidze match at once and that's how 28 days later started

>18-14

>>150076710
Kody Steele bro

reddit won

>>150076693
Matsumoto may end up being a contender. The others don't have downstream title implications IMO, but add to the depth of their respective divisions. CRod will likely stick around for a while, Medic is a fun action fighter, Fili is a good vet.

>>150076705
Asia does not exist without Taiwan
Therefore Taiwan IS Asia

>>150076717
Yeah Kody Steele he lost his last fight. Knew it.

>>150076732
Kody fuckin Steele!

>>150076671
is this the worst card of all time?
at least of 2025?
not a single good name other than erceg

>>150076729
>Matsumoto may end up being a contender.
He is still in WGAF territory.
> CRod will likely stick around for a whil
Can-crusher.
>Medic is a fun action fighter
I shalln't be tuning in to the beginnning when the beginning is 2-out-of-3 WMMA fights.
>Fili is a good vet.
A declining turbocan, I'm afraid.

Japan nigga

Remember when Nate Diaz lay down in the cage and Rogan was all like "I LOVE IT!"

You love what, Joe? Sweaty men lying down in front of you? (LOL, LMAO, HEH-HEH.)

>>150076774
Shawty look like she's wearing a mask
Yellow fever fags are insane

>>150076757
The answer, as almost always, is no.
>>150076762
CRod is a vetted prospect killer, not a can crusher. The guys he was given to as a stepping stone all ended up winning after, including Bashi tonight. He's legit.
You'll probably see the Medic highlight on /heem/, which is good enough.
Fili is declining, but he's not a can. This term is both overused and virtually always misapplied. I do hope CRod beats him, though.

>>150076781
Das a doo

>>150076788
Either way it gets fucked in the ass

>>150076783
OOOHHHHHHHH KODY THE STEELEY
OOOOHHHHHHH KODY THE STEELEY

>>150076783
CRod has already been expooped

>>150076779
It was Nick b

>>150071150
Link? They seem to have more interesting opinions than RLM fags.

Austin Bashi, Kody Steele and Chase Hooper are all affiliated with the Aryan Brotherhood

>>150076802
Who's Nick? Is that your boyfriend? (LOL, LMAO, HEH-HEH.)

>>150076801
Depends on what you mean by exposed. I don't think anyone except his close people expect him to become a champ. He is good depth to the division though. Technically pretty sound, good overall attributes, generally puts on quality fights. He's a good addition to the prelims of any card.

>>150076737
Yes he lost I get it

Drod > crod

Heemspectfully

>come to the bedroom and put a Kody Steele in me

How the hell do you even respond to this?

>>150076800
Didn't he lose his most recent fight?

>>150076832
I would politely ask her to leave the room then I'd rape you to death

>>150070878 (OP)
does understanding mma require a high IQ?

If Daniel Rodriguez was called Raniel Rodriguez, he'd be called Rrod or just Rod for short, or Rodney.

Rodders.

>>150076850
What if his name was Frank, F-Rod? Fishing Rod?

>>150076850
yeah, pretty much

>>150076850
You strained your brain to come up with Raniel instead of just saying Robert. Or Ricky. Or Ronald.

Roderick Rodriguez

Bobby Rod

if Daniel Rodriguez's name was Nimbus Rodriguez, he'd go by NimRod.

>>150076875
I have chills

can someone explain the kody steele meme

>>150076881
no

>>150076881
He's a rare bjj nigga wit handz

Who else listening to the UFC analysts on the post show

>>150076881
A guy was insisting he's a must watch prospect and he ended up losing his first fight so one of the bong neets mocks him relentlessly

>>150076821
Nick Gerr

>>150076892
I'd rather apply hot glue to my eyeballs

I invented Kody Steele

>>150076896
I didn't say he was must-watch. I almost never say prospects are must-watch. I said he was someone TO watch. His fight turned out to be a banger and Rongzhu's stock also elevated.
An autistic neet attempting to mock me means nothing. You and the rest of /heem/ will tune in for Kody Steele's next fight.

Nina Dahmer

>>150076924
Kody Steele is a must watch fighter tho that nigga got a 100% fight of the night rate

>>150076892
Nah sorry I like listening to some autistic fat bong that stinks like shit and sounds like his balls haven't dropped instead

>>150076832
anime girls are real?

>>150076924
Kody Steele.

On the contrary, an autistic neet attempting to mock you means everything.

>>150076924
oh so you didn't say he was must watch just that he was really good and had high potential to do well in the ufc as well as being someone you could potentially keep an eye out for

>>150076950
Yes. Two different things.
DDP/Chimaev is must watch.
>>150076949
Not when your basis is retarded. It's like giving a homeless drunk attention. Back to no more (You)s.

>>150070878 (OP)
>>Vallejos
>might unironically become one of the best boxers in the UFC
Kody Steele moment

>>150076977
Too small for 145

>>150076977
his boxing was so ass kek

the kody steele thing is fun because all of these prospects are bound to lose eventually so we win no matter what

>>150070878 (OP)
>verbal 137
Gifted yapper

>>150077024
You don't know what you're watching.
>>150077026
You misunderstand the posts if you think I'm saying every one of them is going to make a title run. It's crazy how little you guys appreciate the sport while posting in a general dedicated to it. You'd rather that a fighter loses so you can miserably gloat than watch greatness. You people are genuinely unwell and there is no cure short of divine intervention that shakes you to your core.

>>150077037
It's an old score. I got 138 today when taking it sober and early in the morning. I was stoned yesterday and couldn't remember anything or do object rotations well in my head.

>>150077045
yeah the "i didnt really try" cope.

>>150077045
138 full scale*

>>150077038
Sody Kteele

>>150077050
Psychotropics interfere with certain cognitive tasks. This morning was much clearer.
Take the test and see how you do.

anyone have a good movie rec?
I don't trust /tv/ anymore

>>150077059
Sure. Give me some of your favorites and I'll give you a guaranteed banger.

>>150077058
i would love to but im sleepy

>>150077064
I don't trust you either

>>150077059
boondock saints
the wanderers

>>150077072
Don't be unreasonable, anon.

>>150077071
I understand, sweetie. Maybe mañana.

>>150077059

>>150077078
love the boondock saints
>the wanderers
which one?
I'm seeing one about wop gangs and one from japan

https://youtu.be/yqyIaNWP0T0?si=VoHxXBC8pwTlyMw5

>>150077096
wop gangs

>>150077059
the phantom
has real wolf as dog

who is kody steele?

>>150077064
slc punk, dredd, lord of the rings

>>150077114
boston salmon 2

>>150077105
ok, I'll check it out

>>150077120
Almost Famous
Speed Racer
Kingdom of Heaven (Dorector's Cut)

Anyone else notice that Taira looks more jacked now? I wonder if he hopped on the juice now that he's training at Team Elevation

>>150077111
he really did, name ahhh someting

>>150077147
>Almost Famous
ok
>Speed Racer
seen it but I was really drunk
>Kingdom of Heaven (Dorector's Cut)
seen it, love it

Who has that picture of Mateusz Rębecki after his last fight with both eyes swollen shut?

>>150077168
Enjoy whatever you decide on. I'll be watching Mad Men.
Since you love LOTR and KOH, I suggest giving Game of Thrones a shot. It's really good until about Season 4. Also HBO/BBC Rome is very good.

>>150077111
William Zane

>>150077182
got is solid, I'll check out rome, thanks

>>150077229
Rome is insane. Let us know what you think. I would be shocked if you didn't love it

You know it was a good card when literally the entire thread is off topic bullshit

>>150077257
if you don't want to participate you can leave

>>150077257
didnt watch that crap

>>150077257
and what's your favorite (favourite) film?

where can I find black women

>>150077338
africa

This still up?

My tafas are hella sweaty this morning

NOOOOOOOO DON’T DO IT CODY

Starting watching...

suomi? more like blow me
xdxd

we are alone.

>>150077462
What is this retard doing now and why'd he pimp his face out like a ritard

Esteban Ribovics is my boy

It's over for Dana: renowned analyst MMA Guru has called the UFC Vegas 108 card "trash".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDC1hVMioPQ

>>150077476
Are you crazy in the head man I'm just watching highlights and Luke Thomas

>>150077701
it was a decent card, guru is wrong to call it "trash"

>>150077724
No one asked

>>150077732
But it's nice to know anyway

why were the movie recs deleted janny?

>>150077824
some fun-hating sperg probably reported it for off topic

>>150077792
Yeah you're right buddeh

I'm terrified of IQ tests

For me, it's got to be deep intimacy with another human being

For me it's Don Draper

*Tries to hide tits
>Sometimes yall youngins need to some RESPEK

Don D'Raper

>>150077925
I saw a dude at a gas station in Denver one time and I swore it was Neil but it turned out to just be a different black guy
thanks for listening

>>150077952
I saw a somali that looked exactly like DJ one time

I saw a nigger who looked exactly like another nigger

>>150077925
I want to cup his manboobs

>>150077952
das rite

>>150077978
typical day in italy

Saw a huge fucking penis today, turned my monitor on and it disappeared

how many today LMAO

>>150078132
I want to lick Maddalena's ear

>>150076813
rent free desu

>>150078132
If this is the fight I'll attend in person and write heem in permanent marker on the seats

I LUH JO MAY