Thread 150070878

heemvious: >>150061453

news:
>Arman thinks Topturo is a ducking pussy
>McGregor has rejoined the drug testing pool
https://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/conor-mcgregor-officially-returns-to-ufc-drug-testing-pool-in-potential-step-toward-comeback/
>Holloway won't fight again until 2026 due to a busted hand
https://www.mmafighting.com/2025/8/2/24479180/max-holloway-says-stupid-injury-suffered-during-win-over-dustin-poirier-likely-keeps-him-out-2026
>Poirier wants to join the commentary team
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/dustin-poirier/dustin-poirier-reveals-his-next-big-focus-following-mma-retirement/

tonight's card has a lot of great prospects
>Bashi
young stud wrestler, meh hands, decent gas tank, lots of heart, chin seems okay
>Nakamura
great freestyle wrestler, power in hands but wild. good cardio
>Vallejos
might unironically become one of the best boxers in the UFC
>Ribovics/Brener
guaranteed banger
>Taira/Park
kino. both guys are really skilled. Park will heem Taira unless Taira exposes his ground game weaknesses

terrible op also early
in other terms
SHIT THREAD!

>>150070878 (OP)
I fucked up the OP. Meant to post this pic

dogshit thread

KODY
FUCKING
STEEEEEEEEEEEELE

you goofy bitch kek

>>150070878 (OP)
im a iqlet...... brehs....

>>150070888
>>150070919
>>150070942
I tried to delete the thread and re-make with the proper pic but 4chan won't let me

>>150070917
arman is actually bussing in this feud
illy clears him though

Dude... I just had fucking sex with FightFairy.

Arman has downie eyes

wonk eyed paki

25 bings but the first fight is wmma so call it 55 bings

>>150071028
Bashi is up first right? definitely worth watching. then it's a bunch of slop until Nakamura

did I mentioned my ass smells like finlands dick

>>150070962
That last cut though dude is living like Saddam Hussains son

Kody Steele bro!

>>150071037
both those guys suck

>>150071037
I think we're setting it off with some wmma

>>150071039
talmbout buday hussein b?

Any rare BJJ niggas who got hands AND power on tonight's card?

>>150071055
Bashi is legit. he's considered one of the best <25 prospects in mma. he'll be around for a long time if he can impose his wrestling and at least work on his defense & cardio
>>150071056
it's a given that a card's start time is moved back for all intents and purposes if it starts with wmma

Come grab your snacks /heem/

KODY FUCKING STEELE
KODY STEELE
KODY FUCKING STEEEEEEEEELE
NANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150071150
what a fucking nerd

Nigga what the fuck is that fight card?

Gane it

>>150071172
My God...I've defended Finland many times here, and this is how I get repaid? I get stabbed, in the FUCKIN BACK?

>>150071066
Why'd he do it

>>150071180
average slop card for this dead sport in 2025

10 bings, real gamey incoming, no shrimp shit

>>150071180
reddit mind

>>150071150
Bold to pick Shrek 2 over Shrek 3.

cant go to sleep
its over im watching mma

>>150071223
this card is sure to put you to sleep b

Sorry I can't take anyone with a lower IQ than Joe Rogan seriously.

>>150071150
>>150071213
that may be bold, but picking shrek 2 over shrek 1 is retarded

Joe Rogans BMI is 127?

>>150070987
Then you should consider him an inspiration

>>150071241
>shrek 1

>>150071227
It's fucking over for me i did the schaub trifecta of overtraining, overcarbing with armenian sweets and now boozing

>>150071241
The first two Shreks are generally considered to be some of the best animated films ever made, I prefer 1 as well but 2 is still kino

OH GAWD DALWG MEGAN YOURE SUGGIN MY HAWLG SO GOOD

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BEAST OF A DIG SUG B

>>150071262
Turn on your monitor

REAL NON-SHRIMP DICK
>>150071330
>>150071330
>>150071330
>>150071330
>>150071330

what the fuck is Britain screaming about is he getting stabbed

>>150071238
Imagine being bamboozled by Rogan lol

>>150070917
If you're trying to do an IQ score and then fucked this up so badly, I'd say you're a solid 90.

I don't want to know how smart I am to be honest, because it's probably VERY disappointing

>>150071405
90/100 is cool with me

I got power in my hands

>>150071415
kek

>>150072854
Congrats brotha

84 days until Gane fights.

>>150074262
Is he ready to lose?

rebecki is going to go braindead in 5 years, he's always in a fucking war.

if it wasn't for silva, rebecki and park I would have had perfect picks smdh

KODY
FUCKING
STEELE

wassup B

>>150070878 (OP)
Based OP

Taira vs Pantoja might actually be good now that Taira's striking is improving. I say book him against Moreno next

and despite that
korean thots > jap sluts
korean web comics > hentai
you know these tings

>bros I'm telling you this guy is a fucking killer
>sprays fecal matter all over the octagon within seconds of the fight starting

thank you fart fairy for the duncan pick

>>150076565
We got a high roller over here

weebs won

The Japman marches on

>>150076552
Taiwanese beauties MOG both

>>150076572
hey, at least I won

Fuck you, gay faggot.

Taira won.
Japan won.

KPOP is literally slop written by whites (more like Jews).

Nuke Worst Korea.

>>150076560
Taira proved he's elite. I was still right about everything. Stop being bitter and be grateful

>>150076586
Indeed b

every jav and grav bitch has the same face i'm afraid

>>150076600
>KPOP is literally slop written by whites (more like Jews).
This is true
Korea is literally a vassal state for America and American politics is seeping into their country
There's posters in subways that promote miscegenating with third worlders

>>150076604
Kody Steele!

>UK implements porn ban
>my JAV websites still work fine

Another win for the weebs.

>>150076579
Speaking on behalf of Taira fans:
Yes, we are so cool, aren't we?

He’s lying btw there is no porn ban

I would suck Taira's spring roll and I'm not even gay

>>150070878 (OP)
The Japanese are rising 2a02t

how much does the surgery cost in Japan to get your dick unblurred?

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/127957-ufc-fight-night
Good fights next weekend
>Medic
>Matsumoto
>Fili/CRod
>Erceg/Osbourne
>Dolidze/Fluffy

>>150076671
Kody Steele? Kody Steele.

>>150076671
we're gonna even less picks than this weekend

>>150076671
Nothing special at all.
Main and comain are alright. The rest is inconsequential.

We are witnessing an Asian takeover in MMA

>>150076671
WAR ANGELA HILL

>>150076695
Taiwan nowhere to be seen doebeit

>>150076676
The guy who lost his last fight?

They strapped a chimpanzee to a chair and made him watch every Roman Dolidze match at once and that's how 28 days later started

>>150076710
Kody Steele bro

reddit won

>>150076693
Matsumoto may end up being a contender. The others don't have downstream title implications IMO, but add to the depth of their respective divisions. CRod will likely stick around for a while, Medic is a fun action fighter, Fili is a good vet.

>>150076705
Asia does not exist without Taiwan
Therefore Taiwan IS Asia

>>150076717
Yeah Kody Steele he lost his last fight. Knew it.

>>150076732
Kody fuckin Steele!

>>150076671
is this the worst card of all time?
at least of 2025?
not a single good name other than erceg

>>150076729
>Matsumoto may end up being a contender.
He is still in WGAF territory.
> CRod will likely stick around for a whil
Can-crusher.
>Medic is a fun action fighter
I shalln't be tuning in to the beginnning when the beginning is 2-out-of-3 WMMA fights.
>Fili is a good vet.
A declining turbocan, I'm afraid.

Japan nigga

Remember when Nate Diaz lay down in the cage and Rogan was all like "I LOVE IT!"

You love what, Joe? Sweaty men lying down in front of you? (LOL, LMAO, HEH-HEH.)

>>150076774
Shawty look like she's wearing a mask
Yellow fever fags are insane

>>150076757
The answer, as almost always, is no.
>>150076762
CRod is a vetted prospect killer, not a can crusher. The guys he was given to as a stepping stone all ended up winning after, including Bashi tonight. He's legit.
You'll probably see the Medic highlight on /heem/, which is good enough.
Fili is declining, but he's not a can. This term is both overused and virtually always misapplied. I do hope CRod beats him, though.

>>150076781
Das a doo

>>150076788
Either way it gets fucked in the ass

>>150076783
OOOHHHHHHHH KODY THE STEELEY
OOOOHHHHHHH KODY THE STEELEY

>>150076783
CRod has already been expooped

>>150076779
It was Nick b

>>150071150
Link? They seem to have more interesting opinions than RLM fags.

Austin Bashi, Kody Steele and Chase Hooper are all affiliated with the Aryan Brotherhood

>>150076802
Who's Nick? Is that your boyfriend? (LOL, LMAO, HEH-HEH.)

>>150076801
Depends on what you mean by exposed. I don't think anyone except his close people expect him to become a champ. He is good depth to the division though. Technically pretty sound, good overall attributes, generally puts on quality fights. He's a good addition to the prelims of any card.

>>150076737
Yes he lost I get it

Drod > crod

Heemspectfully

>come to the bedroom and put a Kody Steele in me

How the hell do you even respond to this?

>>150076800
Didn't he lose his most recent fight?

>>150076832
I would politely ask her to leave the room then I'd rape you to death

>>150070878 (OP)
does understanding mma require a high IQ?

If Daniel Rodriguez was called Raniel Rodriguez, he'd be called Rrod or just Rod for short, or Rodney.

Rodders.

>>150076850
What if his name was Frank, F-Rod? Fishing Rod?

>>150076850
yeah, pretty much

>>150076850
You strained your brain to come up with Raniel instead of just saying Robert. Or Ricky. Or Ronald.

Roderick Rodriguez

Bobby Rod

if Daniel Rodriguez's name was Nimbus Rodriguez, he'd go by NimRod.

>>150076875
I have chills

can someone explain the kody steele meme

>>150076881
no

>>150076881
He's a rare bjj nigga wit handz

Who else listening to the UFC analysts on the post show

>>150076881
A guy was insisting he's a must watch prospect and he ended up losing his first fight so one of the bong neets mocks him relentlessly

>>150076821
Nick Gerr

>>150076892
I'd rather apply hot glue to my eyeballs

I invented Kody Steele

>>150076896
I didn't say he was must-watch. I almost never say prospects are must-watch. I said he was someone TO watch. His fight turned out to be a banger and Rongzhu's stock also elevated.
An autistic neet attempting to mock me means nothing. You and the rest of /heem/ will tune in for Kody Steele's next fight.

Nina Dahmer

>>150076924
Kody Steele is a must watch fighter tho that nigga got a 100% fight of the night rate

>>150076892
Nah sorry I like listening to some autistic fat bong that stinks like shit and sounds like his balls haven't dropped instead

>>150076832
anime girls are real?

>>150076924
Kody Steele.

On the contrary, an autistic neet attempting to mock you means everything.

>>150076924
oh so you didn't say he was must watch just that he was really good and had high potential to do well in the ufc as well as being someone you could potentially keep an eye out for

>>150076950
Yes. Two different things.
DDP/Chimaev is must watch.
>>150076949
Not when your basis is retarded. It's like giving a homeless drunk attention. Back to no more (You)s.

>>150070878 (OP)
>>Vallejos
>might unironically become one of the best boxers in the UFC
Kody Steele moment

>>150076977
Too small for 145

>>150076977
his boxing was so ass kek

the kody steele thing is fun because all of these prospects are bound to lose eventually so we win no matter what

>>150070878 (OP)
>verbal 137
Gifted yapper

>>150077024
You don't know what you're watching.
>>150077026
You misunderstand the posts if you think I'm saying every one of them is going to make a title run. It's crazy how little you guys appreciate the sport while posting in a general dedicated to it. You'd rather that a fighter loses so you can miserably gloat than watch greatness. You people are genuinely unwell and there is no cure short of divine intervention that shakes you to your core.

>>150077037
It's an old score. I got 138 today when taking it sober and early in the morning. I was stoned yesterday and couldn't remember anything or do object rotations well in my head.

>>150077045
yeah the "i didnt really try" cope.

>>150077045
138 full scale*

>>150077038
Sody Kteele

>>150077050
Psychotropics interfere with certain cognitive tasks. This morning was much clearer.
Take the test and see how you do.

anyone have a good movie rec?
I don't trust /tv/ anymore

>>150077059
Sure. Give me some of your favorites and I'll give you a guaranteed banger.

>>150077058
i would love to but im sleepy

>>150077064
I don't trust you either

>>150077059
boondock saints
the wanderers

>>150077072
Don't be unreasonable, anon.

>>150077071
I understand, sweetie. Maybe mañana.

>>150077078
love the boondock saints
>the wanderers
which one?
I'm seeing one about wop gangs and one from japan

>>150077096
wop gangs

>>150077059
the phantom
has real wolf as dog

who is kody steele?

>>150077064
slc punk, dredd, lord of the rings

>>150077114
boston salmon 2

>>150077105
ok, I'll check it out

>>150077120
Almost Famous
Speed Racer
Kingdom of Heaven (Dorector's Cut)

Anyone else notice that Taira looks more jacked now? I wonder if he hopped on the juice now that he's training at Team Elevation

>>150077111
he really did, name ahhh someting

>>150077147
>Almost Famous
ok
>Speed Racer
seen it but I was really drunk
>Kingdom of Heaven (Dorector's Cut)
seen it, love it

Who has that picture of Mateusz Rębecki after his last fight with both eyes swollen shut?

>>150077168
Enjoy whatever you decide on. I'll be watching Mad Men.
Since you love LOTR and KOH, I suggest giving Game of Thrones a shot. It's really good until about Season 4. Also HBO/BBC Rome is very good.

>>150077111
William Zane

>>150077182
got is solid, I'll check out rome, thanks

>>150077229
Rome is insane. Let us know what you think. I would be shocked if you didn't love it

You know it was a good card when literally the entire thread is off topic bullshit

>>150077257
if you don't want to participate you can leave

>>150077257
didnt watch that crap

>>150077257
and what's your favorite (favourite) film?

where can I find black women

>>150077338
africa

This still up?

My tafas are hella sweaty this morning

NOOOOOOOO DON’T DO IT CODY

Starting watching...

suomi? more like blow me
xdxd

we are alone.

>>150077462
What is this retard doing now and why'd he pimp his face out like a ritard

Esteban Ribovics is my boy

It's over for Dana: renowned analyst MMA Guru has called the UFC Vegas 108 card "trash".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDC1hVMioPQ

>>150077476
Are you crazy in the head man I'm just watching highlights and Luke Thomas

>>150077701
it was a decent card, guru is wrong to call it "trash"

>>150077724
No one asked

>>150077732
But it's nice to know anyway

why were the movie recs deleted janny?

>>150077824
some fun-hating sperg probably reported it for off topic

>>150077792
Yeah you're right buddeh

I'm terrified of IQ tests

For me, it's got to be deep intimacy with another human being

For me it's Don Draper

*Tries to hide tits
>Sometimes yall youngins need to some RESPEK

Don D'Raper

>>150077925
I saw a dude at a gas station in Denver one time and I swore it was Neil but it turned out to just be a different black guy
thanks for listening

>>150077952
I saw a somali that looked exactly like DJ one time

I saw a nigger who looked exactly like another nigger

>>150077925
I want to cup his manboobs

>>150077952
das rite

>>150077978
typical day in italy

Saw a huge fucking penis today, turned my monitor on and it disappeared

how many today LMAO

>>150078132
I want to lick Maddalena's ear

>>150076813
rent free desu

>>150078132
If this is the fight I'll attend in person and write heem in permanent marker on the seats

I LUH JO MAY

>>150078132
if JDM wins I'll say that Islam was always a protected project that went life and death with featherweights, if Islam wins i'll say it's always the usual project protection bullshit as they made him face a strike that just became champ, SI-M-PLE AS.

>>150078199
yeah we know you're a troll who reads fighter records on wiki

>>150078163
>>150078180
>>150078199
If Gilburt Burns can hold you down then Islam can rape you

Joe pyfer is a sociopath that stole his father's identity.

>>150078199
no lies detected

Magnybrehs......

>>150078081
Activate my screen

I keep telling you fucks that Duncan is the lightweight Dricus, but you don't listen. Title shot next year

>>150078199
good you should do that because its a major trvthnvke

It's getting warm again

>>150078584
is he actually champ material or are you taking the piss
cuz he just went to war with a wrestler and I'm pretty sure he's gotten beat easily in the UFC before

Imagine what a stupid, dumb piece of shit you have to be to think it’s “cool” or “funny” to play with your food and waste lots of perfectly good food which could have been eaten by someone, food that people who make much less money than you worked hard to prepare. What an absolute shit for brains retard, I hope he gets killed in the cage

I crossed state lines in order to stream UFC.

>>150078638
>>150078638
Arman only believes in money fights for champs. Taking that belief, Ilia should fight Paddy next.

I fell asleep during the main event walkouts lmao

wow classic apex action!

>>150078651
Islam is still the biggest money fight Ilia can get. I wouldn't be surprised if he's just waiting to see if he loses to JDM and moves back down to 155 before he accepts any fight against Arman/Paddy/Gaethje

>>150078638
Hey can you stop impersonating me mate?

Could somebody please impersonate me

I wish the ufc would impersonate a stacked card

>>150078676
Islam has a fight. It has to be Paddy.

>>150078722
La Leyenda does whatever the fuck he wants

>>150078132
YES

Hey I'm finnish I have a small penis my monitor is off

29-1
Fuck you Khabib

>Nakamura won
>Taira won

Spirituallyjapanesebros.... We rise.

>>150078893
good sell by khabitch

>>150078838
thats me kek

Aspinall said the Topuria brothers would beat him in a fight

>>150078584
cas take. he's more of a throwback fighter with the plodding and limited set of tools. elbow. punch. knee. you simply don't have an eye for the sport. once you see him lose youll start to get a hang of this thing.

Topuria's minge is really substandard he should work on her a bit maybe upgrade to a better model

chris duncan is p4p one of the ugliest motherfuckers out there
big old bowling ball head and soulless little anglo eyes

>>150079026
You've seen his vagina?

>>150079086
Based.

>>150079103
Who hasn't now that's the question

>gook walked out to fucking coldplay
i'm glad that taira obliterated this fucking creature

>>150079130
lol.... I still can't believe he did that. Yeah thats just cursing yourself.
Of all the music choices you had and you could even played something from your culture.
COLDPLAY ahahaha wtf

>>150079086
5'10, blonde haired, blue eyed white man instantly means all your women worship him, Visajeet

They can't follow me.

>>150079405
Every time i log in i see you posting? Are you a real person?

>>150079423
Finns are mythological creatures

It is Magny's birthday today.

38 years young.....
Heh..... Some times, us old timers just gotta get it done.

*crerrrrrrrckkkkk*
*shlrrrrrrrrrp*
Ahhhhyes

>>150079493
Magny is now 9:6 in the last 5 years.
And his opponents aren't even bad, not like he's fighting cans.
And he's always fighting in low income tax locations lmao

Put some hespek to his name.

Anyone wanna follow me to a new thread not helmed by the fag for fun

>>150079506
he is the real 170 goat, not gsp

>>150078638
>waste lots of perfectly good food which could have been eaten by someone
i fucking HATE starving poorfags, bunch of broke reddit bitches the lot of them. crazy to think this just convinced me to boy arman

>>150079580
Damn you sound as fat as Tai Tuivasa

>>150079506
&Uep people assumed he was done because he was losing to top-rankers.

I just lawgged into facebook and checked out some of my old mates and they're all with their own kids now in their profile pictures what the fuck meng.... I am arrestedd development and it is heeming me up inside.
>in my early-mid 30s

>>150079405
Don't listen to this boy, I wasn't whipping people the other day

(He didn't expect I'd give the thread a last scan before Bed)

>>150079612
p4p i might be fatter than him because i'm a manlet. i probably drink as much as him too despite my size disadvantage so i'm mogging him everywhere that matters. basically i am an honourary samoan and i'd heem you stiff if you were stupid enough to stand still for long enough

But thanks for reminding me about the Ricci fight. That is the sweetest Elbow I've seen in a while and it was from a non-man, nearly went into her fucking eye kek

>>150079639
Just ask your friends to hook you up worked for Daners friends..

I'm not her biggest fan but got to respect a fighter who constantly looking for a significant strike in any and every position. And then forcing a finish when they see their opponent is hurt

>>150079654
Where are all the abbo fighters? Thought they were a proud people

>>150079688
They get shitloads of money from the government, why would they fight?

>>150079716
Australia is probably like the best thing that Britian ever did. Cause like abbos.. are.. something ugly fierce if you ever seen them. Actually giving that continent some decent looking people was really kind. Even if they were criminals.

>>150079648
Toby it's dreadfully hot fetch me a lemonade will you

Come now Toby chop chop

Nigger

>>150080006
Hehe what a card

>>150079868
What do you think I am?

>>150080006
His name is Toby after Toblerone

>>150080033
Fine by me. I've got a feeling this is bad Finland though. Maybe it's a self portrait too

>>150080050
*crack*
Lemonade

Taira vs Mokaev is THE fight to make

He doesn't know I put Wasp Lave in it kek, what a retard

>>150080033
Does this species posts here?

>>150080205
I've had him in my keep for a while now, rescue not pedigree, he's largely harmless sometimes talks out of line but almost domesticated
>>150080160
>>150080189
Atta boy *ruffles woolly hair*

Pardon, where might the nubian females be?

>>150080487
I don't have any on my farm but I'll keep you in mind sveribro

>Pissy has lost 3 fights in a row
He's gonna go on a Ferguson tier losing streak if he doesn't throw in the towel soon huh?

Robert of Reddit would rip Jizzy's a new schaubhole at this point

>>150080617
>MY THIRD FIGHT JIZZY
>TIC TOC JIZZY

>>150080568
He is fersure never fighting again after losing everything belt to sniffland dignity to dricus and reputation to some carpet merchant

>>150077462
YES CODY HEEM THAT CAN AND TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE ON TOP

Haven't heemed my meng in 3 days. T levels are through the floor I fear.

i wonder how cody felt about what omalley said about his face tattoos
if i were 40 like him it'd probably hurt my feelings if it were coming from a yung buck

>>150080720
It's so funny that now O'Malley sees Cody doing this and now says "Wow.. I'm a stupid reatard"

>>150080820
bro realized he wouldn't be in his early to mid 20's for the rest of his life

OMALLEY FUCKIN SUCKS at least Cody has heemed someone unconcious Sugar Sean only tkos people

>>150080957
Factual post and his wife is not up to standard

O'Malley is basically Cody Garbrandt 2: Electric bogaloo

*clank clank clank* Toby! Din dins!

>>150081208
Better than Cody, though. Other than styling on Cruz, we're not sure if Cody ever did anything good.

i despise most of you

Trannyspinall

>>150081283
I wonder if Cody could achieve something great had roid king not taken his soul.

I see the monkey is here for his daily seethe

Robert Whittaker's collapsed bowel. People forget man

Guru picks Dolidze to beat Hernandez for some reason. Very strange pick. Almost certainly wrong.

>>150081565
He’d been getting heemed since he was an ammy

Anyone got some Islam makachev funny moments?

>>150082045
https://youtu.be/2qHVbsI9vYs?si=wy4ADn59PGOU8Dkn

It's far too hot

>>150081934
dolidze is the perfect foil to fluffys wrestling and has power to hurt fluffy, i wrestled in my head with it but I have dolidze by decision too..... unless fluffy weaponizes the cardio and pace and tires dolidze I dont see him out striking dolidze. Im preparing for cage stalling personally.

>>150082245
>35 degrees
>no AC
divine retribution for mocking euros a month ago

I have AC

the ships sinking

>>150078132
Great

>>150082652
Pussy

>>150078132
It's over Pisslam. Wake up. You're dead! Hahahahaha. Forza Giacomo! Hahahahaha!

How do you spell steele

>>150082828
Good one lad *ruffles woolly hair*

>>150083186
Steer

I didn't watch the card yesterday
did I miss anything?

A man is responsible for his own current situation and only he can change it no blame to external world.

>>150083284
You expect me to tell you anything?

*ankle picks you and tickles your foot*

JDM is too much for Islam man. Sorry guys.

This zarah sultana seems like a satisfying heem

>>150081934
there is no fucking chance in hell dilidze wins this fight. this is as much a free money fighter as gastelum pyfer was.

>>150081934
I'm not watching this shit

>>150082245
No u ;)

he was right

imma put my balls on your forehead

>>150083596
*blush*
>>150083702
Many are saying this bruder hh

>>150083889
based automatic knower

I got chills watching Tony's face-off with salt papi. He's going to go into MLB once fighting is done?

my favorite fighters:
Tatsuro Taira
Min Smolloway
Roman Kopylov
Abus Magomedov
Zhang Minyang
Alexandre Pantoja
Benoit St Denis
Dustin Stolzfus
Gerald Meerschaert
some of my favorite non-fighters:
Adam Sandler
Adolf Hitler
DMX
Vincent Gallo
Mel Gibson

>>150083702
He was leftist

Trump will release the Epstein files right?

He did most things with his left hand except saluting .food for thought

>>150084486
oh he'll release them alright
straight into a wood chipper that is

Noicey and rapey yeah?

>>150083187
That wasn't me you fool. You think I'd post Anime? (fagime)

Your cousin is packing her Bags as we speak, and I'm rubbing my Hands together. Sorry buddeh

>>150084684
fields. now.

skipping this next fight night

WMMA!!!

>>150084806
Job centre. Now

i litcherally don't give an single fuck about drincus

>>150078132
Islam pulls out
Brady steps in

>>150085438
What is that smell?

the bang of poo on the lot of you

>>150085465
if islam pulled out JDM would accept brady
if JDM pulled out the fight would be cancelled outright
you know this to be true

dricus fans: brooo he fights like a retard and puts on good fights.
no he doesn't. that's not true.

>>150085477
Bacterial Vaginosis

How come fighters nowadays talk so much and fight so little?

Arman hasn't fought since ufc 300 and wants a title fight after missing weight or whatever.
He's a good matchup for Topturo.

Meanwhile Topturo is probably gonna fight 2-3 more times and retire cause he's da bes evar
Until the next guy comes up and we have the same kind of script all over again

>>150083596
You're such a fucking faggot. Kill yourself

if youve got an ass i'll kick it

Ankalaev vs Pereira 2 is gonna be something else...

Schaub confirmed he is getting paid throught the UFC anti-trust settlement

>>150085570
What the...?!

why do people like dricus genuinely someone tell me i don't get it

>>150085649
because he wins fights and doesnt lose fights?

>>150085649
Him a black up the battyboy dem. Hopefully this helps.

>>150085663
yeah so what i could do that but nobody would like me

>>150085649
Yuh see Dricus? Di man move like lion inna di cage, him fight like him ah conquer da hole village.

imagine if aleksander didnt take a 6 year break from mma

>>150080214
former title challenger smiff

>>150085716
You fucking pedophile

Name the fighter

Jon Jones went to decision with Anthony Smith

>>150085796
Ko

>>150085749
how its the origin story

>>150085716
he was training his bro.

>>150085837
Take a shower rakesh

>>150085837
You watch cartoons about babies sleeping in bed? Yeah you're a fucking pedophile.

>be dricus
>black up the mansdem

True story

>>150085796
Malaykhan or some shit, unreadable name, the lad who heemed riddler

>>150085905
that wasn't a heem he fucking quit

>>150085871
>rosebud is a film about snow

>>150085923
he heemed the fuck out of him in the other fight

>>150085927
Rosebud is a 1975 American action thriller film directed by Otto Preminger, and starring Peter O'Toole, Richard Attenborough, and Peter Lawford. The script was by Otto's son, Erik Lee Preminger, based on the 1974 novel of the same title by Joan Hemingway and Paul Bonnecarrère

Larry Martin is a Newsweek reporter, secretly working for the CIA as he travels around the globe tasked, along with Israeli intelligence, to work for the release of five wealthy girls kidnapped by the anti-Israel terrorist Palestinian Liberation Army from the yacht Rosebud. Martin must contend with the girls' fathers, all of whom are wealthy, connected and concerned. Sloat, the extremist head of Black September, is connected with the kidnappings, and is subsequently hunted down after his plans for a centralized global terrorist network are uncovered.

>>150085923
What made him quit?? the weather??

>>150085950
thanks @grok

>>150085960
i could rape you

Duncan landing that clinch knee on Rebecki in the last 10 seconds of the fight and how his face looked after it is one of the nastiest things I've ever seen in this sport

>>150085982
shut up pussy

>>150085977
Using your bussy

Slamdaddy flushed poolk.

>>150086007
>>150086016
Yeah this is the same fuckign video. I'm not opening that shit twice

Salt papi bros... its over.

>>150086031
Don't look into it

>>150086072
Honestly, this nigga’s life looks so comfy.

>>150086072
>that jet of fish juice
disgusting

>>150086072
No wonder yt pipo had to scrounge the world to get the tomato and spices. That shit looks horrendous and probably tastes like an old sock

>>150086072
i've heard surstromming taste like pussy

>>150086152
You can always lick yourself for that, B.

>>150086104
>>150086138

>>150086138
You shitskins literally eat cow shit though

>>150086179
The K on Circle K stands for “Kebab”? Chills.

>>150086397
Netflix.

>>150086453
garbrand the 'netflick'
starring matt damon

Wormy looks like a porno star

>>150086179
I thought Johan hated brown people

>>150086580
Even if he's cuck, he still gets to wake up White tomorrow.

Prove the existence of your spouse, my friend

Prove the existence of your kids, my friend

There's a reggagefest near my apartment and this shit is blasting me the fuck out

>>150086634
a moment, whole

Why is everyone afraid of Khamzat winning a title? He's insanely active. He fought two weekends on the bounce once

Is conor really going to fight in the woite hawse?

yer woifes a towel

Till has AIDS I fear

Zatdaddy is going to brutally rape and gape DuPiggy

Luke Thomas, I hate that guy. Fuck

Luke Thomas, Finland like that guy. what?

Luke Thomas is gay

I heard Luke Thomas is gay

Very disgusting, folks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIOR9_gu4g
pissyxisters...

Fucked Luke Thomas but then I found out he was gay. What should I do?

Shu da foook uup

Apache "Fluffy" Helicopter

SPD ya DDPs, playa

Nigger

Anthony "fent distributer" hernandes

>>150086932
Chuckled irl.

>>150086932
i have chills

>>150086932
hypothermic...

Anyone have webms of reversed heems

Arman made Gamrot look like he understood how to strike Ilia would murder him

>>150086932
DDP walked so Winged C could run

>>150087173
damn that wigga got moves fr

>>150086932
>>150087173
this lad is one of the p4p most mentally ill fighters of all time

I like that Australian that says "Could you please stop impersonating me mate?"

Slamdaddy will Heem

>>150087352
Yes, via AIDS

theory: the ufc is cutting random heavyweights to make room in the budget for what they'll pay ngannou

>>150087401
Plausible

>>150087401
the best dana would do is offer gubu a slap contract

Schaub would brutally maul Chimaev like a bear.

>>150087401
nah

>>150086932
This is what happens when someone trained by one of the esoteric schools of gōngfu enters the cage.

Can't be touched, can't be stopped
Can't be moved, can't be rocked
Can't be shook, we hot

Me, just enjoying clownworld, letting go of attachment, and experiencing true wisdom.

>>150087553
hell yea

i will not follow them

I bet having a few beers and attending a streetbeefs would be fun as fuck

Would ninjutsu be a good base for mma?

Dolidze vs Hernandez, typical Ravenclaw vs Hufflepuff type match

As a spiritual Hufflepuff, I take exception to that statement, but I won't make a big thing of it.

>>150087553
Based.

Dana is Dumbledore and Ari is Voldemort.

bury your head in the sand, faggot. struggle is a gift from the almighty

Yeah Jacob bury your head in the sand

brb finna take a chaub in the till

>>150087721
Based.

I dont like buddhism desu I see some cuck aspects if I'm being non honest desu

DANA YOU ABSOLUTE BALD FAGGOT BITCH

Quiet, Mohammed.

dat danussy game be crazy dough fr fr

THE almighty?

>>150087767
Hey good for you man
>*genocides you*

yous are some gumbo ass niggas for really

>>150087873
more like you are, mango ass nickal

>>150087905
TIC TOC GARTH

>>150087918
gaethje has a tiktok?

>>150087918
showed that to box and they said its not that good because the pad holder just waves the pad over the head so hes not really dodging

>>150087790
honey if you compare me to a filthy child molesting muslim one more time I'm booking an economy flight straight to Swansea to slap the crack pipe out your swollen jowls you shite bag

Gaethje will kickboxmax that little twerp

Domino's pizza: heem it or weem it?

Gaethje shall heem

29-1
Kill yourself Khabitch

>>150088064
extra chromosome dana

>>150088064
You jest, but this is exactly how it would’ve gone.

>>150076600
>KPOP is literally slop written by whites (more like Jews).
It's much worse than that, anon. The producers in America dump their songs on to the gooks that they can't sell to pop/rap stars in America. K-pop is nigger sloppy seconds. It's music that was deemed too shitty for the average brown gen-z consoomer. Grim.

imagine even knowing that

Little Wayne wasn't allowed to perform at the walkout last week after all. Thank god. I was wondering what happened.

This isn't the BET awards. Dana has always had a lot of backbone and I respect him. Everyone that does is a weirdo

>>150087905
>best boxer in mma
Grim. MMGay is a shit sport for unathletic dorks.

niel magny and wmma spoiled my picks but other than that im a flawless picker
3/5ths of the time? i get it right 100%

>>150088189
fields. now. *whipcrack*

>>150088158
>shitty slop
>shitty slop, Korea

>>150088158
kek I hate gooks

Smacking Daniel Cormier on his asscheek

>>150088202
Wife and kids now. *Whipcrack*

On second thoughts don't bother, there's no hope

>>150088030
I ordered taco bell breakfast for like the second time ever and my bamhole regrets it BIG TIME

>>150088206
Pretty much. People are so dumb, I hate people so much

>>150088236
Bodied that freak

>>150088202
>>150088236
Is this some sort of mating ritual?

>hey guys let's get together. Drink some beers and watch a couple sweaty guys roll on the floor with each other
It was at that moment that I knew I found the sport for me. UFC 4ever

>>150088263
Kek!

I’m noticing racism in this thread. Let’s heem racism in all its forms.

>>150088284
>in all its forms
This includes anti-racism

*heems you*

>>150088317
>>150088317
>>150088317
>>150088317
>>150088317

I wonder when they're all going to get bored of Japan and Korea. What's next? And will they quietly discard their treasured memorabilia, music, photos once it becomes cringe again like it's always been before this?

>2003
>coworker asks "hey anon you coming to the Pride event?"
>hell yeah!
>arrive at apartment in gay daddy leather whilst buttplug is deeply inserted
>all of my coworkers are wearing similar items of pure faggotry
>alright guys when are we heading to the event?
>they pop in a pride fc tape
>total suck n fuck fest whilst watching Fedor POUND Nog's ass into submission
Oh yeah this semen slurrpin sport is for me

>>150088422
this but hunt/wandy

The ghost of Martin Buday haunts my dreams when i am awake

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