SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Legge
18:30 Sassol - Nabole
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 AS Reddit - Ngopp campiones Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - SS Lativm
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa, Leaning Tower of
20:45 The Criminal
Organisation known as “Juventus Football
Club” - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to never care about pre-season friendlies, don't visit Edinburgh during August and don’t visit Glasgow ever because we’re full, believe in Scottish talents, apply for your Von der Leyen goon loicense in advance and stay Mafia Old Country pilled

Mercato Madness

>Raspadori close to Atletico Madrid
>Milan closing in on fast Nigero-Swiss RB
>Weah reaches agreement with Marseille
>Moorata closing in on move to big spending Como, this will be the 3863rd club in his storied career
>Giovanni Simeone joining the legions of Cisapline Gaul governor Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs

biancu

>>150079788
is that the big booba bitch that keeps sharting herself

>>150079830
I don’t know where that rumour came from desu

>>150079869
She has (had?) crohn disease

Fantacalcio when

If tamberi doesn't obtain a medaglia gold 2day I might pull a Motta on my kids

Onesto ragazzo turned vecchio in Turkey

>>150079737 (OP)
This could be the very last thread made by a UK flag... Can't even blame you for jumping the gun and making it early.

>>150080380
In what world is 400 bosts early? Anyway, Ciro is a ridiculously handsome man you have to say. Him and Totti would make good extras in a Roman movie.

Oh and I saw on the accursed platform r*ddit that the EU has voted almost unanimously to implement a similar law. Only 2 MEPs voted against, a Hrvatskan bvll and a Finnbro. We're all sinking on the same boat.

Posting on last scottbvll made thread

It's 2025 and I'm watching Pusha Z's footballing talents unfold on the tube

Thank you so much rain for making things x20 hotter as usual

unlike others milan is a serious club that doesn't hold players hostages. You wanna go? Bring an offer there's the door.

Don't these individuals realize that they are in the presence of European royalty? How could they possibly have the audacity to refuse to sell at a price lower than the asking amount to the illustrious and powerful AC BBilan? It is truly astonishing that they would not recognize the significance of this opportunity!

la negra

start the fanta admin

>>150079788
>Weah reaches agreement with Marseille
>15m + 3 bonus
i kneel camogli + caffe

Fiorentina fields an interesting lineup.

FIORENTINA (3-4-2-1): Martinelli; Kouadio, P. Marí, Viti; Fortini, Bianco, Richardson, Parisi; Fazzini, Sabiri; Beltran. Coach: Stefano Pioli

Leclerc is a milanista of titanium klekekekekekke

>i-it's the car's fault!
How will ferraristi cope with having two shit drivers

morning

>Landi Norris has officially more wins than bbilangod Charles Leclerc
PFFTTHJASHAHASHAHAHA HUHSAFKHJLFASHLJKASHJDKHAHAHAHAHAJHKHJGDFVLHKJSFADHASHAHAHAHHA

>>150083300
>Official: Cagliari sign Semih Kilicsoy from Besiktas in 14m deal

gonna be a fanta purchase so i can post about killsoy kek

>>150084259
stfu poorfag and go back to the factory we have many more cars to make

>>150084259
unironically a great signing for casteddu

Cagliari have 14m to spend?

>>150084515
Anyone except poorfags have 14m to spend

>>150084515
When Turkish clubs are involved, things rarely are what they seem

>>150084515
there is some other club behind Cagliari, I bet that in 1/2 years they will sell him at a double price

>>150084535
gomblotto

GO AHEAD EAGLES

What stream sites do you rizzlers use now? I'm trying to watch the Celtic game and its just torturous. I won't be able to watch Serie A on my TV anymore either, TNT lost the rights to dazn

>>150086514
Strimsy (.) top is dead? I haven't streamed a thing since last season ended

>40 posts earlier
>Made by the eternal anglo

>>150086514
>>150086562
https://strumyk.net/
they got a new domain but have only just come back. I expect once calcio is actually back they'll start putting more streams on because at the minute its still very limited

>>150086660
Great stuff, you're really one of the good one fra. I'll miss you once we fully enter Starmer's dystopia.

>"We're with Lookman." The Nigerian Football Association stands by the striker.

Lmao send him to Türkiye

>>150087078
Inter and the Nigerian Football Association should bring Atalanta to court

>>150087095
I'm an interista and I can't stand this shit. If Lookman didn't want to stay at Atalanta he shouldn't have signed until 2027.

>I'm an interista
>>>/x/

>>150078716
please provide sauce Duccio

fanta calcio

>>150087206
Idk, some Soros-funded Ukrainian propaganda account

Does Negruman even know one phrase of Italian?
Actually has a Nigerian ever bothered to learn it?

For me, it's Aberdeen - Hearts starting in 15 bings

>>150087708
Yes, I've heard Insigne speak Italian before

Is Italy to the balkans what Germany is to Italy?

I regret to say she’s starting to look a little too ‘curvy’

>>150086660
Cheers lad

SVRELY 2.16m Gimbo

Robin Van Persie now that was a striker

Did you know?

Tiago Djaló, Tim Weah, and Jonathan David all played together at Lille.

The trio is now reunited at Juventus for the pre-season summer camp.

Lilley intrasting

Piastribros...

>>150091010
Aerodynamic

Aye maties, a most thrilling rumour has reached my ears from the briny deep... tmorrow shall be a COLOSSAL day for all who hold the pirate's life dear to their hearts!

>>150091202
Before Invictus?

Brown SESSO

https://www.wired.it/article/piracy-shield-blocco-serie-tv-film-musica-agcom/
>Italy's Piracy Shield Is now fully functional
They did is frabotta's, calcio is well and truly saved!

>Italy's Piracy Shield Is now fully functional
Good news finally

>>150094483
90% of /serieass/ users on suicide watch
pay up or gtfo

lookiman deal done status??

>>150094638
Inter and Nigeria wish to bring Atalanta to court

>Inter and Nigeria wish to bring Atalanta to court

DAS RITE

>NAPOLI (4-3-3): Meret; Zanoli, Mazzocchi, Obaretin, D'Angelo; Anguissa, Hasa, Coli Saco; Politano, Lukaku, Sgarbi.
>Hasa

>>150094740
Lang, Marianucci, Gilmour, Neres and McTominay IN

Noa Lang is so fucking bad...

>>150094656
i need ederson as an added payment fro emotional damage

>Petar Sucic, Ange-Yoan Bonny, and Francesco Pio Esposito were among the standout performers in Inter Milan’s first behind-closed-doors friendly.

im smelling another treble challenge incoming

>>150094898
Opinions on Pio Esposito leading Shitaly to its first ever non-refballed Euro/WC?

>From what I saw from the outside, there was a lack of leaders. I got injured, and we lost some of our certainties.”
>This year will be different.“
t.Bremerd
Gattibros and Locatellibros how do >we recover from this

Condor galliani back to milan
Allegri's pull is even more powerful that I thought

hi, Jj bros, it has been a while. only 6 exams for me to evolve from med student to med pro like your fav pokemon. hjulmand truly has that glorious bell beaker halo around him that for too long has been missing from the Juventus stadium pitch, sublime choice making and defensive timing, 100% instinct, a bronze age warrior loaned to football. grimwood was my name for last summer, it would have been a instant scudetto. i promise you hjulmand would mean an effortless 4th place (tbf i was talking about him in 2023 and 2022, the posts are on 4plebs). as for sancho, he has gotten fat. noticeably different physique from his bvb years. still goding mottard and grimtoli has been sacked. still sad af for huijsen and beans. still wanting merdalez out of MY club as much as the day he came.

Fagioli out of the club was my 3rd CL btw

>>150095045
The same way we always deal with problems, more grease in our hair!

>>150095073
you will watch him go to the likes of bayern and barcelona the next summer. 100% certain of this.

>>150095147
lol he can't stand out in fiorentina

How much for a dazn sub this year? Shant be paying 40€/mo, shielded or unshielded

>>150095513
35 euros per month

>Sebastiano Esposito from Inter to Cagliari. He will be on loan with an obligation to buy for a fee of around €6 million plus a percentage of any future resale.

Casteddu is cooking

Anyone with IPTV experience? I switched mobile and home ISP and don't get free Ziggo anymore

No but you see shitalians are good drivers

>>150095772
Santos bonacci

i just don't like serie a anymore

>>150095147
bro I wanted him at milan but look at the shit he's done. He's a shithead, you can be one if you're extremely talented but that's not his case

calcio is meant to be commented on, not meant to be watched.

I don't watch nor enjoy calcio, I was just hired to shitpost and rage bait

>>150095914
same, but what's the alternative? eplel is boring. I think this year I'll watch more Serie B and Serie C.

How common is this among Italian women?

>>150096017
I really don't care to watch any of the other euroleagues myself desu with you frat. i just watch the series and the europa leagues and that's about it, maybe some rugby too but i cant get really get into any other sport but calcio. a friend of mine likes American fake fighting and is obsessed with it and he tells me to try getting into it.

>>150096020
hope this fucking agp cucksucker gets throat cancer for doing this

Agip died 12 years ago tho

https://x.com/HSTIKKYTOKKY4/status/1951978879083577740?t=OOFg5h0j2lJz4wKZ9qDPmA&s=19
Biggest rivolta povera ever in the comments
Also athekame to milan (obbligo scudetto allegri btw ok goy)

ive been watching a few clips of american wrestling and how do people stand to watch this crap? its fake. theres no stakes. nothing. its play pretend. i dont get it. then again this friend of mine is a huge ameriboo and he watches fucking basketball and NFL and wants to move there. what a loser.

>>150096116
>how do people stand to watch this crap?
I watched a lot of NJPW in the past, the American equivalent sucks, but right now the Japanese federation is in crisis

>>150095772
Double the road death rate of the UK. Got to be honest it didn’t surprise me reading that stat.

>>150095914
With TNT losing rights and the Scudus Piratus in force I’ll struggle to watch it this season

>>150096020
OI STOP THEY YOU BLOODEH SCOUNDREL IN THE NAME OF IS MAJESTEH THE KING AVE YOU GOT YAH GOON LOICENSE SON

(Sauce on the one getting her rug munched)

Athekame mechanism

>>150096151
Catkitty21

>>150096116
>why do people watch movies? They're le fake

>>150096141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNrwVZSIPYs
I'd imagine that ultras would love wrestling if it was a thing in euroland. but they also need to tone down how fake it is and make it real again. more wrestling, less talking and nonsense.
>Japs do it better
thats a given. why do you think i only watch their media? they give you what you want. simple as.

What it it's a documentary like the matrix

>>150096116
Yeah I can't watch it either. I loved it as a kid but even looking back at old matches I watched back then I'm like what the fuck is this.

>>150096160
Thanking you

>>150096172
it's not a problem that its fake as long as the scripting is good and compelling. right now it isnt and hasnt been for ages.

>>150096190
water is wet territory here but wrestling was gutted when it turned PG and banned blading and anything that was remotely adult or interesting

Yes because calcio is verissimissimissimissimissimissimissimo goy

>>150096116
watch 90's ECW
current WWE is unwatchable, AEW is better imo, at least the stunts are more impressive
it's like watching a live tv series, it's not high brow entertainment, if you treat it as stupid entertainment it's fun

>>150096206
Have you watched the Mr McMahon documentary on goyflix?

>>150096020
thats not how you eat pussy btw

>>150096239
i dont watch stuff that breaks kayfabe. even though its 2025.
>>150096213
ive been going through a binge of these youtube videos with storyline montages and top 10 lists brushing up my knowledge (i used to be big on wrestling in my youth and teens back when it aired on tv here) but forgot all about it. apparently brock lesnar is back at summerslam. feels like a good occassion to go back to wrestling.
>AEW
i heard that promotion is a meme that features gays, trannies and other shit just to piss off WWE or something. is it actually good because from what i hear its not promising.

>thats not how you eat pussy btw

>>150096145
>Double the road death rate of the UK
does that include Scotland

Great selfie by Renault Kangoo with that weird gang sign

>>150096244
Based pusy eating expert

At some point patrice O'Neal was a writer for wwe

>>150096206
that's just WWE, other feds use blading maybe not all the time, but on the regular
webm related from last AEW main event on PPV
>>150096265
If I may suggest, you try and find Lucha Underground to watch. That shit was great, VERY HEAVY on kayfabe with literal kayfabe deaths and murder in storylines. First two seasons are really great. Lots of people had their peak there.
>i heard that promotion is a meme that features gays, trannies and other shit just to piss off WWE or something
That's just memes really. They did however use a zesty nigga and a fat tranny but that was like 3-4 years ago and they haven't been on tv since.
I personally like it because it's more to the point and doesn't have 30 minute elaborate entrances. And the commentary is way better, especially when Taz and Nigel McGuinness are in top form.
Fairly sure you can still find older AEW PPVs on sites like watch-wrestling dot eu or something

>>150096293
>VERY HEAVY on kayfabe
that sounds very appealing. ill definitely check it out. so it seems only nips and tacos and maybe AEW (jury's out as i watch more) are the only ones keeping wrestling alive. what went on with TNA? how's that product right now?

>>150096272
In 2022, Scotland had a road‑user fatality rate of approximately 32 deaths per million population.

According to Istat, in 2024, Italy’s fatality rate remained around 51.4 per million, decreasing slightly from 51.5 the year before

>>150096319
LU was based in Los Angeles but had heavy mexican influences with some storylines being pretty much "this guy is actually a time traveller and helped ancient aztec tribes" with a literal video package shown of him time travelling and meeting some aztec tribals
And LU has one of the best matches I've seen from a storyline perspective, Pentagon vs Vampiro at Ultima Lucha. But don't watch that before watching LU before, as while the story is explained through the match it still tastes better when you saw it all.
>what went on with TNA? how's that product right now?
Literally bought by WWE and now treated like their developmental really

Also, Dario Cueto is the best general manager/owner character in wrestling history

Hope she's ok

>>150095914
I don't like this sport as a whole anymore

>mfw I notice what subgroup of /seriea/ posters also just so happens to be into wrestling
Reminder that the underlying haplogroup never lies

>Raspadori-Atletico, Romano: "Contacts are ongoing, an official offer may be made soon."

the strikers situation in europe is so fucking grim kek

>Roma made further contact after lunch to seek an agreement with Legia Warsaw for Jan Ziolkowski.
literally who

>>150096442
Very good CB prospect. Developed well last season and despite being 20 has a lot of leadership qualities.
Legia will most likely sell him fairly cheap as they need money.

>Jan zionkowski
What is friedkin cooking

Anna rebellato? More like anna reporcotto

Kat Soria, Miriam and now Anna... time is a cruel God.

>>150096409
You watch and post about Hollyweird media made by Jews. You have no fucking ground to stand on, you cocksucker.

>>150096401
its just sunk cost fallacy at this point. i mean, you've been following Jj and Serie A(ss) for all your life. how do you just stop even though better judgment tells you to? you can't. you just waste more of your time on this dying, globalized, americanized piece of shit sport.

>Casado probably available for 30m
Grimolli i am going down on my knees, PLEASE

they're...unironically sticking with Igor Tumor aren't they? welp this season is a write-off already!

>PSG now want €60m in total to sell Kolo Muani. The French club is willing to accept either a permanent transfer or loan plus obligation to buy deal. (Skysborr)
60 GORILLIONS, just drop 50 on glanceguy and stick a dog up top

Just dragged my Kangoo folder back from the shadow realm into limbo

>>150095914
nobody itt likes serie a

Any rumors? You are free to not post them, I will promptly ignore and come up with my own delusions

>>150096927
>The question of where Jaden Slory will play this season remains unanswered for now. The 20-year-old talent was given the opportunity to show his skills during pre-season training by coach Stefano Piolo and made a big impression during that period. He may therefore be part of Fiorentina's 1st team this season, although there are also clubs lining up to sign him, either permanently or on loan.
>One of those clubs is Atalanta, as technical director Tony D’Amico has now confirmed to Sky. ‘Slory is definitely a name on our list, but there are many others on it. We definitely want to add a right winger, because of players that have left. We have several players on our list for that position.’

>>150096927
berge or the other random midfielder of the day will fix vlahomeme

>>150096766

>>150096927
>Bella Thiaw linked with Newcastle
>Roma signing a Polak from Polak league
>Belotti linked with Pisa

>Percassi told the press that there is an agreement to let Lookman leave this summer, but with two important conditions: First being that it is to a ‘top’ European club, and the second being that that club is outside Serie A.
Percassi from the top rope!

>>150096927
There’s a rumor I’m gonna hit the work toilet really bad desu

>L

>>150096927
Belotti to Persepolis fra (no I didn't make it up)

>>150097275
>gianni ziolineschi
>75mln (atalanta youngster, centerforward, 26 years old, 11 total appearances in serie a, 1 goal 1 assist this season, starter in italian NT)

>Roma are reportedly turning towards Lecce for reinforcements, looking to strikers Nikola Krstovic and Santiago Pierotti, especially if Artem Dovbyk leaves.

>Sassuolo wants former Juventus player Ihattaren
who's next? Mastour?

Antman to Rangers 'ere we go laddies!

>>150096927
jJ in the market for a rx-78-2

If you can get over the look of one of the MC's, it kinda slaps

>>150097275
Jan would be Ivan, but you had to alliterate so I understand

If Roma buys Echeverri they would have a scary attack, I'm starting to fear Gasp's project

Echevieri

Il Presidente della federazione nigeriana.

>back to work again after vacation

>>150096766
I say can't
you stick
I say the
you say _

>>150097559
*you say stick
fuck I ruined it

>>150097552
thanks anon, now I have to reinstall bloodlines

>Four radioactive wasp nests found on South Carolina nuclear facility
Bangsbo is back to work I see

Total Kostic dominance

>>150097552
>this is what scatalonia gets you fashion wise
poor Rashford

>>150097605
>68 shooting on a winger
kinell

>>150097587
too bad the sequel is gonna SUCK

>Chiesa could become an option for Inter if Lookman falls through

>>150097797
at most they'll buy a central defender, the attack is fine

>>150097371
a lot of money for a memedivise fraud

Beppe Negruotta

>>150097856
He's actually gud thoughever, already topped the assist charts with a mediocre attack. He'll be even better with more quality to put his pinpoint passes into the back of the net.

Bit of a shame though, GAE could have used him in their EL run.

>Deloitte has been fined regarding its audit of Juventus’ financial statements, specifically related to the club’s 2023/24 accounts. Juventus has filed an appeal (ricorso) against this fine.
- Calcio Finance

How many points deducted?

Matthijs de Loitte

Fun fact: I once fingered a Deloitte trainee within 250m of the EXOR offices in Amsterdam

Does Comolli pronounce Deloitte the French, the Italian or the English way?

>>150097797
Insane deal for 10m, dude wrecked shit at the Euro

>>150097987
he is finished sadly

>>150097978
that 80 hour work week stank

>>150098005
With Allegri even Salah would look finished, a good coach can still get 30 g/a in a single season out of him

>>150097940
Yeah does seem like a good signing for them. Won't be as good as Son and Chiesa duo Celtic will sign in around 2 weeks time.

>>150097371
i thought he was like 29 or smth

>Lookman vs. Atalanta, it's really a tug of war now: the player didn't show up for training.

how unprofessional

More like thug of war lmao

I wouldn't go to Gaza (for pre-season friendlies)

>>150098181
John Oliver is blaming Israel for this "famine" that totally isn't just a bunch of AI generated videos
this is related to /seriea/ because Franco Israel is Torino's new starting GK

La Gazatta dello Sport

Federico Gazatti

Damien Comolli had refused an exchange between Timothy Weah and Valentin Rongier earlier in July!

Subsequently, the former Marseille player signed with Stade Rennais

Modest mercatto

>>150098107
I hope this happens, considering the links between the clubs I've obviously always been a Celtic guy myself, but the well-intentioned fracas vs. the Ajax fans last week only strengthened my position on this.

(Still love Aberdeen a whole lot though)

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK8s3iqL99c&t=30s

>>150098211
I've a strong dislike for Ajax. I think I've said on here before that they're the worst and most violent group of fans I've ever seen here. The last time >we played them I was sat not far from the away section and they were throwing chairs and cups at kids and I mean young kids like 5 or 6. Attacked a few pubs too.

G

>>150098247
>they were throwing chairs and cups at kids and I mean young kids like 5 or 6.
be thankful they weren't piss bags like a CERTAIN group of fans that shall go unnamed

Battlefield 6 Open Beta preload is up

Let's be honest here, if you get bags of piss thrown at you then you probably had it coming.

kys grimolli

What if Grimolli actually kys

Jashari to milan done deal
Allegri wins YET AGAIN

>>150094976
big smiles

>>150098581
Opinions on the refball by Shitaly in 2021?

>>150098570
Triplete domestico or it's a mastodontic fallimentozzo

>>150098663
big smiles still

>>150098707
of course a poorfag would be pro refball
cuck

>>150098293
Drop nick if you want to play

>>150098735
Yildizismo420

I opened the forbidden website and all I see are delusionmaxxed lineups with Nerman on it what the fuck

>>150098745
>no ITA or edgy word in it
Hard to believe

>>150098749
>image (15).jpg
Post the stats of your Cannoli folder

>>150098759
I kept the original filename, so there's somebody ou there with (at least) 15 Comolli pics and edits

Tommy Robins-ACK

*buys a suspicious large amount of [redacted]*

Hey Spaghettifrens, what is your favourite part of Germany and it is definitely Bavaria right?

https://x.com/GFFN/status/1952408447292436953
Ultimate crime of [redacted] posting but why is De Zerbi like this? What happened to him in that Brescian nighclub on that faithful night for him to turn out like this?

>>150099250
One cannot expect anything else from a disciple of Sacchi, a man capable of misunderstanding the power of slush funds for revolutionary tactical purposes

>>150099284
You there, why are you ignoring me

>>150099284
Sacchi and Berlusconi are the mostestestest succesfulest shitalianest you fucking scumbagest
>huur they fucked children
not an argument only poorfags care about it
>hurr mafia
legitimate businessesessesess that poorfags hate because they are jealous

Met someone this evening who I have a mutual friend with. She’s half Slovakian, a quarter Egyptian and a quarter Filipino.

>>150099521
Shalom my friend

>>150099521
In Glasga?!?!?

since galatasaray sold land to afford osimeme, should it be unironically considered a club of terroni?

now let's pray this swiss rising star is actually good and not a scam like cdk

>>150099692
If he turns out to be a three-pointed star, be careful, because it could be stolen by one of his compatriots

>>150099692
With AllegriGOD he's bound to become the bestestetsetstestetsetstetstestet midfielderestestestestestest that ever crossedededeedededede earth

Anel Ahmedhodžić (Place of birth: Malmö, Sweden)

>>150099904
enjoy his schizo father, he's worse than scamacca's

If it had the ability to light up, he would be Enel Ahmedhodžić.

>>150099961
And boy will I enjoy the discourse once the rainbow armband time comes around again. At least he won't be captain.

And before you say anything, I really don't care one bit for all that empty symbolism. It's just so tiresome how these things always get played out in the media.

The other day I saw a webm of the med student, he made a rare appearance in the wild I'll post it later

>>150099553
Aye the games gone up here. Just wait till we get a direct flight route from Tangiers and the kanker marokaan will flood in too

>>>/wsg/5940603

Bolsonarobros...

Germternano can you do something about our DS situation

First time seeing Marusic wife
holy shit genuinely HOT for a football player (they always pick some plastic ugly bimbo) Cristiano Ronaldo still get the prize with his ex-gf slavic supermodel

>>150095066
congratulations fra

just learned kikongo thanks to Duolingo :)

Even if it didn't star the relentlessly fuckable Keri Russel, this series is a blast 8/10. Just a notch below The Americans.

>>150100700
stop being antisemantic towards jews with an afro, anon

>>150100430
I will personally take over, sign Casado, don't do anything else, and resign

>>150100700
I hear AC Milan is hiring interpreters

>>150100787
wtf Outer Heaven is in Kosovo?

kurpmeiners to nabule for 15m

How to get a gf that loves me like Belgio #5 hates Teun?

HERE WE GO

>>150100900
He's right Mohammed

>>150100834
I could tell you, but the method involves much less amphetamine than the Neverlands narco-state would approve of

Copilot, think of a clever portmanteau as clever as "Neverlands" for Italy and never ever qualifying for a World Cup unless they're hosting it.

>>150100834
be the opposite of troon copemeiners
so all you have to do is
>dont be a weakminded faggot
>dont drain everybodys energy by your mere presence
>have more charisma than a wet towel
>have the ability to make a pass

>>150100971
Shitaly
Theftaly

>Deossa signed for Betis
better than the ey anaosuri or whatever and cheaper

reply to this post if your cunt's never been considered a narcostate

Gemini, would organised crime organisations have to make their way into the national government when it's much easier to just corrupt institutions from the bottom-up as the national side of things sits on their thumbs?

>>150101150
>causes
>none of them apply to the nederlandias
>norks and iran probably on there because theyre on the us shitlist
would doped up kurpmeiners be an improvement?

>>150101437
If I remember best korea does have an economic dependence on drug trade. A bunch of their money comes from it. And I also think Iron is a pretty big spider in the Afghan poppy spiderweb

*accesses il televideo*
hmmm time to check out the latest transfer news about my favourite team

I have cometh to accept Randal Kolo Muani as my next 9

For some reason the Dutch cousin of RAI updated their teletekst to be accesable via ssh kek

>>150100795
watch him score 25 goals next season

€8m euro for Dennis Uomo wtf

>Juventus calcio market: possible interest in buying Kiwior

>Roma are facing difficult negotiations for Echeverri and Fabio Silva. Manchester City have no intention of granting the right to buy the Argentine, while Wolves would only part with the striker permanently.

Adamola Lucimano

>start work again after being off for 10 weeks
>barely any work
>still on 4chinks
The dad life ain't that bad I guess

>>150104414
I read this every 12 mon- oh what am I saying, actually every 6 month at every mercato opportunity

Berardi and Kiwior IN

There is a worrying amount of weird accounts with AI generated profile pics

>>150104659
>The dad life
You did it duccio, the perfect life (the only worry is that you live in ducciolandia)

>>150104769
don't use twitter man, that place is a shithole and feels like 70% of it is jeet bots

>>150104836
>ducciolandia
It's really not too bad. We have a cheap mortgage (relatively) for our giant house and we save where we can.
Tax might be high, but we can avoid most of that thankfully.

>>150104769
They’re all Alfredo Pedulla. Really though I’d just stay off big social media sites if you value your sanity, it’s like 90% AI slop now, even the posts

>Comolli's algorithm advised the Bianconeri to further investigate Koulierakis, Wolfsburg's Greek center-back. Young (21 years old), well-built, left-footed, already a key player for the national team (14 caps), and with plenty of room for improvement, he would be a classic investment for the present and, above all, the future.

Comolli's algorithm? modded FM24

heatwave is ogre.

only like 21 weather all week.

High test behavior

>>150104915
poorfag idol

>Report – Inter Milan To Meet Atalanta Demands For Nigeria Star Forward: €50M Offer Ready

one lookiman pls.

>>150104915
based hunter

If Palestinians (juventus fans) are hungry why don't they eat more?

>>150104915
most civilized argensiman

>>150104915
I bet he also used to torture dogs and cats in Argentina, kinda based I think

>>150104915
This nibba acting like the new world was conquer on tapas, paella and olives

>>150105244
Icardi is the heir of Italian immigrants

>>150105312
Wow a double poorfag

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150105368
*sharts on (You)*

kys grimolli

>>150104905
PANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #3

>>150104905
-ITS OVER
boetic

>>150105368
it shouldn't make me this unreasonably angry

>19:00 Malmo FF - FC Copenhagen
MASSIVE game in Scandinavian football tonight, imagine all the funnies made about The Bridge by commentators

>>150105565
Ari kytsya

Gesundheit/salute

kalulu 'hydrocephalus' kalunegru

HONDA HONDA HONDA HONDA
CIIIIITYYYY
HONDA HONDA HONDA HONDA
IT WILL CATCH YOUR EYE IN THE
CIIIITYYYYYYY

>Jashari is a Milan player, 34 million plus 3 bonus at Brugge
>Napoli offers 14 million to Juventus for Miretti

>Witsel to Udinese
wtf Grimolli wake up

>>150105703
>Napoli offers 14 million to Juventus for Miretti
What's up with Conte and buying shishi (shitalian shitters)

antonio comprominatores to nabule

https://x.com/joeroganhq/status/1951757098494075039
The brazilian Lazio nonce WON.
BOW TO HIM.

>88 jersey
>pic related
A nazi is a palestinentus legend oh I am laffin

In Serie A 2025/26, the referees will explain their VAR decisions to the fans in the stadium via the. (All 6 Lazio fans there must be thrilled)

>>150105705
not even aek fc would consider signing as much of an ex footballer as him

business idea: Draxler to Jjust

mo witsel does NOT become a serie ass giga leggenda

Udinese love his old foreign players

>>150105944
whose players

Douglas Luiz :hourglass:

>>150105565
Those swefags are getting btfo as always

August PS+ Monthly Games are up:
Lies of P, Day Z, My Hero One’s Justice 2

Further releasing this month:
Out now - Demon Slayer The Hinokami Chronicles 2
Aug 8 - Mafia: The Old Country
Aug 12 - Echoes of the End
Aug 12 - Senua's Saga: Hellblade II
Aug 14 - Midnight Murder Club
Aug 19 - Sword of the Sea
Aug 26 - Gears of War: Reloaded
Aug 28 - The Knightling
Aug 28 - MGS Delta: Snake Eater
Aug 29 - Lost Soul Aside
Aug 29 - Shinobi: Art of Vengeance

>Henrique Menke, an 18-year-old Brazilian goalkeeper, joined Como on loan from Internacional Porto Alegre with an option to buy. He is the gk of the Brazil U20 national team.

Who can stop Coomo?

Sound the Silksong klaxon! There's another Nintendo indie showcase coming this week

>>150106246
Looking forward to it, the game about the football manager train to gain time to keep his job looks good

Luttazzo stefanie staelens

MILANBROS, remember the FC Porto guy who had a fight with Weah in the 90s?

He died today.

>remember the FC Porto guy who had a fight with Weah in the 90s?
no?

>>150106459
I doubt you'll find bbilanbros here who were old enough to watch the 2007 final

>>150106459
bbilanbros started following bbilan in 2021

>JUST IN: Igor Tudor has asked general manager Damien Comolli to sell Lloyd Kelly and reallocate the funds, specifically pushing for Randal Kolo Muani.
t.Fallout: New Vegazzetta

Just read an extremely grim rumor about MY club

>Maignan; Estupinan, Pavlovic, Tomori, Saelemaekers; Jashari, Ricci; Modric, Pulisic, Gimenez, Leao.

best midfield in serie ass?

Beltran to jJ

>>150106667
No but it will be a miracolissimo if Allegri manages to reach top10
this is top5 european side, if he doesn't win the national tripletta it's a Meloniesque fallimentozzo

Balatro to Juventus

>Trump threatens to impose 35% tariffs on the European Union if it does not meet its investment commitments: "It assured us 600 billion dollars to do whatever we want with it. The only reason I lowered them to 15% was this"
Now imagine a 600 billions budget in Grimtoli's hands

stop speaking like a mongoloid

>>150106705

>>150106705
Le epic Conte would literally get relegated with that squad but shitalian media will say jashari (????????????????????), a shitalian torino benchwarmer, and 80yr old modric is a scudetto-tier midfield

>>150106698
I shouldn’t be surprised really hit the comments on the pol thread about her were disturbing

holy mani avanting

:skull:

>>150107005
So the rumors about one of the Thurams joining either Inter or Juve this session were true keke

>‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’, starring Ice Cube, debuts at 0% on Rotten Tomatoes
>“The film’s tagline ‘It’s worse than you think’ sums up the entire movie”
KINOOOOOOO

>>150106833
>jashari (????????????????????)
37 milioncini, he MUST be good

You now remember:
Muldur
Skriniar
Amrabat

>tfw Mouringo is in MY city AGAIN
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LEAAVVEEE ME ALOOONNEEEEEE

Leao ----------------- Mexican -------------- Pulligoat
------Jashari --------- Modric ----- Ricci
Venezuelan - Pavlovic ----- Gabbia ---- ???
----------------------------Maignan

>Udinese, Thauvin goes to Lens for €8 million

Why are mediocre players always valued at €8 million? From Dennis Man to Simeone

>>150106214
feio

Matteo Malasomma (Place of birth: Napoli)

>lit up a mosquito coil
>mosquitos still keep flying around me
why would Meloni do this

Sborroszlai, but neabulitan

>desperately need a good defender
>possibly left footed and who could play in a 3atb (sigh)
>club interested in Malick Thiaw
fucking WHY
why would you want to gift bbilan 40m for a shitter and let them buy a good CB
he isn't even left footed ffs

>>150107296
Thiaw - zingaro swap fra

>>150107304
I'd rather give them zingaro for free than waste 40m on that germofinn shitter

>>150107322
Basically a home game for them given all the kanker marokaan and tvrk bvlls in Rotterdam

>>150107627
At least they are safe from terroni

>>150107638
All the shady pizza and Italian restaurants that somehow barely ever get any business but still exist after many years would beg to differ

>>150107269
100% scugnizzo

>>150107669
Those are Albanian money laundering fronts fra

>>150107773
just like bbilan

>>150107638
Your sister isn't

/tv/ idea marmot gigio

kwab

https://x.com/shaykhsulaiman/status/1952134634084700315
Duccio I thought you platinum'd Death Stranding, you should know already how to carry heavy stuff

Antman starts for Rangers a day after signing. What message does that send to the other wingers? The manager thinks your so shite he'll put a guy in who he's not even on a first name basis with yet

>>150108137
That's the most retarded way to carry a fridge, fridges are even as heavy as anna rebellato. This most be staged

>>150108165
What do you expect? Signing a player from Go Ahead Eagles and not to leat him go ahead?

>>150108137
These are actually Hamas members (weak!) trying to make the chosen people look bad.

>>150108137
I struggle to feel a single shred of sympathy for the Palis in all honesty. They fight a bunch of Jewish refugees from Europe, they lost. They outnumbered the Yids about 8 to 1 in 1967, still lost. They still keep fighting and they still keep losing. A people should know when they're conquered.

>>150107304
>>150107304
jesus fucking christ kys grimolli

>>150108269
I would be more sympathetic to them if they weren't muslim desert gypos

>>150108269
i dont really care about desertnegrus but kys bongtoli lmao

>Today was a truly frightening morning at the "Filadelfia," home of Urbano Cairo's Torino football club. A man in his 40s sneaked into the stadium, managing to climb onto the canopy roof, and then threatened to take his own life for over six hours.
>Authorities arrived immediately and attempted mediation with the visibly upset man, who was in possession of several bottles and a noose around his neck.
>Then, at 4:00 PM, the epilogue: the man first threw several bottles at firefighters and then jumped into the void, hanging from the noose for a few moments. Firefighters, already prepared for the eventuality, were able to quickly rescue him

>>150108427
Grimolli pls

>Galliani set to return to Milan as Head of Football

>>150108427

>Inter to raise Lookman bid to €50M. They could offer €46–47M + a youngster to get it done.
- Cazzaroni

So to summarize:
The original report was Atalanta would only sell within Italy for €50M. We saw it last year with Koopmeiners—they stick to their price tag.

Inter said they wouldn’t raise their offer. Now… they’re going to raise it.

still no lookerman

>>150108673
thinkeng about life

What would the hollywood cast be if Tarantino made a once upon a time in /seriea/ movie?

>>150109080
>the guy from homeland with a wig as gasperini

>>150109080
I would be played by Paul Dano

>>150109080
Christian bale as the greek anorexic
Daniel day lewis as the poorfagschizo

Germano would be played by David Harbour

>>150109080
Idris Elba

>>150109226
As Malawi?

Scotterone by Alan Ritchson in brownface
Ternananon by Jon Bernthal
Monke lazio pedo by Kumail Nanjiani

>>150109232
As everyone

Why would Ranieri do this

I knew it, I fucking knew it
>tfw duccio uses his *ossad contacts to gangstalk you

>>150108137

>>150108673
is he going to jump

>>150109699
Yes unless Grimolli renews Vlahovic

Europe: PEDN-MARA-T2M9

>>150108165
He assisted :)

[Germano's iconic pic]
Sergino Dest to jJ

My honest reaction to the post above me

>>150110387

Calcio /biz/ idea: Charles De Chanteclair

calhanoglu is such a snake. betrayed ac for inter and now hes about to betray one of the major turkish clubs for another. what a bitch

>>150110500
cuckoglu is staying at inter

/mu/ idea: A calcio inspired Venga Boys cover band called The Fregna Boys

>>150110500
It's not his fault, it's his big Dumbo ears catching the wind and causing him to change direction suddenly

>>150110565
kek

>>150110500
He pretended to be clinically depressed when he was trying to force an exit from HSV to go to Leverkusen, he’s always been like this

I forgot to mention it but I turned the page on the official(tm) Juventus calendar and there's McKennie and Adzic on August

>>150110666
im surprised they dont put yildiz on every page to sell it to the women and gays

>>150110675
The front page would want to make you kill yourself kek

pancrazio 3?

>>150110690
Juventus Moggers Club formerly Juventus Football Club. Winning is cool but what matters is looking better than the other team. We try extra hard when Vinicius and Haaland are playing.

Luciano Mogging

>calcio is back in 17 days

>>150110770
le jj will still make 5 more signings face

calcio /biz/ idea: we skip pancrazio 3 and go for pancrazio 4 right away

>Zingaro is keeping Jj paralyzed until the last day
AC Milan legend

>>150110770
-20h 24m

>>150110796
>saving jjust from negruani and other negrus grimolli wants to buy
jjs player of the season

>>150110796
A real sporting society takes a crowbar to his legs

Koopmeiners to Perugia

Filename ideas?

>>150110844
based i believe it

>>150110849
Water Polo Tudor explaining Perugia v Juventus from 2000

>>150110849
Specijalne Postrojbe Tudor telling stories about the Balkan War.jpg

wtf kalulu also to perugia

Chat, why did Jenna Ortega shave of her eyebrows?

>>150111015
bullshit but i believe it

>>150111022
They didn't make it past the Iracy Spear

>>150111022
she went to the same hairdresser as greco #2

>>150111022
she didn't shave them she just bleached them after watching Dimarco play

That joke, but it's Lecce's brave Camerda

SSSSSSSSSSSSmokin'!

>it's not shooped

grimothy weah got released from prison

>>150111092
>buccal fat removal at the age of 22
wew

>>150111106
>CB partners are Kalulu, Gatti, Kelly and Savona
Yeah I understand

>01:26, Wed 6 Aug 2025
>Reminded of Savona
Oof

Giulia I miss you so much

>>150111092
she is more convincing as wednesday now tbqh

>€35 million timbux for Raspadonkey
what are these niggas doing :skullemoji:

Just opened Google Maps and the once proud city of Antwerp disappeared before my very eyes...

Calcio /tv/ idea: Spaghetti Weston movies

3-0 to Certaldo

did you guys know Chuds were a Slavic tribe

based

>Marseille intensiverer jagten på Matt O’Riley
tfw marseille is running the same algorithm as grimolli

let's not forget a good polish calcio moment from last season when away fans managed to climb onto the roof of the stadium to fuck with the home fans

>>150114979
my bad, it was actually home fans who went up to fuck with away fans

Drughi should climb the bbilan/sfinter-owned stadium, or maybe the Riomma-owned one even. Would be fun!

>terroni
>climbing

>>150115469
How else would all of them learn how to steal

>>150115716
they are lazy even when they steal

>>150115887
if they are so lazy how come Meloni is so efficiently stealing my money

>no lunchtime mercato rumours
God I hate training camps

How many Arkadiusz Miliks does it take to fix one wooden door at Juventus' training buchencamp?

Sebastiano Esposito seemed for a long time to be on his way to Cagliari - and was in the meantime also linked to Ajax - but now appears to be choosing the ambitious Parma.

Transfer fee only around €4M, but with a resale percentage of 50%.

>Jeff Chabot
Who

>>150116034
skrrrrtttt das a peng ting rite there blud yeh

Just felt some sort of bantu curse fall over me, time to go back to the mines

Jeff chatbot

>>150116099
Casual, he even played in serie a

How do normies have the energy to deal with gf’s, work, uni, car, gym, being social, cleaning, cooking, buying groceries, interacting with family and doing maintenance?

>>150116534
Well apologies if I'm not watching La Doria and Spice matches

>Chabot has a tattoo of himself as a child alongside his brother on his arm

Which /seriea/ poster is most likely to have a tattoo?

Filename suggestion?

>>150116690
100% the Serb bvll

>>150116690
scotterrone has a tattoo of an italian flag and nabules logo on his shoulder

>>150116867
Pee Trail Running Down His Thigh Tudor

Do we have any good jj rumors coming from over the Chinese Great Firewall

>>150117069
No, all the rumours are being blocked by the iracy shield

>>150117069
>good jj rumors

It’s Van Persie’s birthday today. Imagine the timeline where he moved to Jj instead of Manure

>newcazzo wants to buy the bbilanfraud
gud jjust rumor i guess

Nuke Asshole

>>150117154
Niffo, you’re going to have to be more specific than that

Lads can you recommend books for me? Either fiction or nonfiction. I don't read anywhere near as much as I'd like and my variety is pretty narrow. Mainly history books about zee war and the ocassional ancient Rome, not fighting the chud stereotype whatsoever.

>>150117149
Whit a pler the boy wis

>>150117179
Without any context I would guess lmao

>>150117211
Before I go to the trouble of posting my 2024 top 10; any particularly strong feelings on female authors?

>Italy gives final go-ahead for landmark Sicily bridge project. A technical committee approved the plan for the 3.6-kilometre-long rail and road bridge connecting Sicily to the mainland.
Based Meloni literally building bridges.

>Atalanta (3-4-2-1): Sportiello; Godfrey, Djimsiti, Ahanor; Palestra, I. Sulemana, Brescianini, Bernasconi; Samardzic, Maldini; Scamacca. All. Juric
>Bernasconi

>>150117211
if you like "fun" fantasy but with brutal murders, rape and so on: Acts of Caine

Bernardeschi x Berlusconi

>>150117211
>fiction
everything by Calvino, if you like hard boiled stories Scerbanenco, for fantastic stories Buzzati
>nonfiction
I like books about the mafia but I don't know if they are translated

>>150117211
Read Boethius

>>150117211
the prophets of doom by neema parvini is a decent introduction into macro/cyclical history

>>150117211
You do strike as a person who would love the Talmud

For me, it's the Israeli milanese born artist Talmood

>>150117512

Maglia bianca, oro sui denti, blue jeans
Non paragonarmi a un goy così
Non era abbastanza, noi soli sullo Storm
Ma non sono bravo a rincorrere
Cinque cellulari nella tuta gold
Baby, non richiamerò
Ballavamo a Gerusalemme nord
Quando mi chiamavi fra'
Con i fiori, fiori nella tuta gold
Tu ne fumavi la metà
Mi passerà, ricorderò
I gilet neri pieni di shekels
Cambio il numero
Cinque cellulari nella tuta gold
Baby, non richiamerò

>>150117278
14th place finish edging closer

>>150117689
lmao watch them qualify for CL

>>150117737
Roma, Inter, Napoli and Milan are miles better

>>150117211

>lookman kidnapped
>sancho rumours

maximum grim

>>150117819
also kurpmeiners to inter

>>150117826
this but it's Yildiz for Asllani + 20m

IT'S THE MAN TIGER THAT FIGHTS AGAINST THE EVIL
HE FIGHTS ONLY THE WICKEDNESS
HE'S HAS NO FEAR HE FIGHTS WITH A FRENZY
AND EVERY MATCH WINNING HE KNOWS HOW

Poopmeiners & Pissmeiners

>>150117737
atalanta's deconstruction was all planned so that the legacy shitter like roma juve milan have a guaranteed ucl spot, gasparcini supposedly left because huge investments were gonna happen in roma and they ended up buying some 25yo guy with 1500 minutes played for lens

>that sesko guy committed suicide

taremus to leeds rumours.

pls be true

>>150117211
>Mainly history books about zee war and the ocassional ancient Rome, not fighting the chud stereotype whatsoever.

Rome
>Meditations
Zoomers say its boring because they binge a chapter and expect to get enlightened about the world. It's meant to be read one page a day, and then you think about what it means and how it applies to your shitty microcosm and life for a day or two. Then you move on. Small and digestible chunks at at time.

>War
Storm of Steel (WW1 trench warfare from a german perspective, one of the grittiest war memoirs)
Forgotten Soldier (WW2, again from the german perspective, insanely gritty)
Inside Delta Force (memoirs about Army special operations from the 80s, very influential book in my formative years, it instills in you this sense of figuring problems out on your own, I probably re-read it once a year or two years). Arguably best military memoir ever written.
Low Level Hell (memoirs of Vietnam hunter-killer helicopter crew)
Chickenhawk (Vietnam cargo helicopter pilot memoirs, less action but very immersive)

Just had a liquid moment for the first time in months

>>150118251
*sharts on you*

>>150118251
ZoomZooms dont have the patience for one page a day

>>150118252
t. Lost Soul Aside developers

>>150118446
They're having hourly liquid moments and you know it kek

>>150117263
I can honestly say I don't think I own a single book written by a woman. That's not a conscious decision.

>>150117279
I rarely read fiction books but I'll have a gander.

>>150117306
Ok ok. I can read a book in Italian, wouldn't be my first choice though.

>>150117340
Jean-Paul Boethius, former SUPER Feyenoord winger

>>150117489
hmmmmm noted

The preparation has also started again for the Juventus Women.

For striker Cristiana Girelli, this means she has to flee from from the chihuahua of teammate Alisha Lehmann on a daily basis again.

>>150118251
I've read Mediations and Storm of Steel. Will give the others a look. I really like reading war memoirs, I've been meaning to buy one written by a British volunteer (for the good side of course) in the Spanish Civil War

how are top /seriea/ mercatto pundits?

>>150118652
Imagine how many panties he gets to sniff in the locker room haha

>>150118649
>Jean-Paul Boethius, former SUPER Feyenoord winger
Made me check his wiki to see if he ever played on those fabled Albion shores, but he hasn't. How do you even know who he is kek. He spent 2 years having to deal and recover from testicular cancer, pretty sad stuff.

>I can honestly say I don't think I own a single book written by a woman. That's not a conscious decision.
Surprised you don't have any of the J.K. Rowling books (for obvious reasons)

>>150117900
Mo gassyperini fucking off isn't a huge advantage for atalanta
Juric will win the league

That smiling negru looks like he knows something...

Sassol legend and lord of destruction Mert Muldur

I saw a photo in black and white of Weah and I thought he died lel

>>150119205
>>150119205
>>150119205
here for weah's obituary