Thread 150080624

do americans feel forced to eat everytime they do something/go somewhere? no wonder you're all so fucking fat

>>150080652
A baseball game is twice as long as a soccer game

>>150080676
>i cant go three hours without food
thanks for confirming lardass

>>150080624 (OP)
>no food except except bunless hot-dogs and cheeseless nachos!
the abject horror!

>>150080652
are you going to ban food next after the vpn ban?

>>150080721
selling corn chips as cheeseless nachos is pretty fucked up

I prefer snacks like a cup of nachos with just some dipsauce or a simple hotdog over fancy stuff which inevitably costs double the normal price and still tastes like shit because it's a stadium.

>>150080754
they didn't ban vpns bozo, now go have another doughnut

>>150080624 (OP)
Food isn't important to the quality of the game but it's a canary in the coalmine to detect general incompetence, somewhat similar to how bands would put shit like "no brown M&Ms" into their contracts to test basic compliance.
What's really funny is that the food probably was still extremely overpriced.

>>150080808
The post is saying that they are preparing to vote to ban vpns and that other bans will come after, ESL jeet

I just can't imagine, nor want to live in a world, where a one off major sporting event runs low on buns and cheese. Dystopian

>>150080807
Just double?

>>150080889
that's not what it says at all big guy

>>150080624 (OP)
no better way to piss off McGriddle Gridland than haveile inconveniences with transport and food

The only way that would be cool is if a race was going on at the same time
Its not like its novel for a baseball team to play outside like it is for the NHL outdoor games so I didn't get the novelty of this at all.

>>150080937
I don't understand $100+ food in general

>>150081181
identifies the wankers

>>150080624 (OP)
Can you imagine I stayed awake until like 4am
Whoever scheduled this needs to be fired

>>150081181
It's so others can see that you can afford to spend over $100 on a burger.

>>150081348
But you did stay awake until 4am

>>150081457
Probably more "willing to play along" than "can afford."
It's debt enabled theater for the vast majority of the participants.

>>150080937
>pay 150 bucks for a burger that looks like shit and you can't even eat properly
>it has an advertisement flag stuck in the fucking bun
can we nuke that fucking retarded country already?

why do eurangutans seethe at the thought of eating food

>>150081651
>can we nuke
No, you can't, because your country doesn't have nukes or even a military capable of defeating a squad of Girl Guides.

>>150080700
This would almost be funny if it was 3 hours...

>>150080807
>double the normal price and still tastes like shit because it's a stadium

It's double the price, but stadium food is GOATED in baseball you absolute clown

>>150080652
t. Nation of beer guts and sliced cheese on fries

>>150084121
>doesn't have nukes
American education everyone

>>150084726
NTA
>Although the Netherlands does not have weapons of mass destruction made by itself, the country participates in NATO's nuclear weapons sharing arrangements and trains for delivering US nuclear weapons. These weapons were first stored in the Netherlands in 1960.
Saying you have them is an insane stretch

>>150084802
if they say pretty pretty please they might be able to borrow your nukes, basically the same thing

>bunless hot dog
nigga never heard of a frankfurter

>>150080624 (OP)
heh

>bunless hot dog
sounds like my current sexlife

Shocked that American government doesn't have a fatty FEMA for these types of emergency situations that drive out a convoy of tankers filled with nacho cheese and those twin propeller choppers to airlift buns to the needy.

>>150081181
Usually it’s much better made, with better ingredients and interesting and unique combinations of flavour, with great presentation and pleasant service and environment (no niggers fighting over a bigger at the next table)

Obviously not the case for that burger

Obviously not the case for that burger

>>150084726
>>150084824
The US isn't going to give Aquafresh nukes to go nuke the US.

>>150085606
kek

>bunless hotdog
nigga just call it a sausage

>>150092881
Sausage is made of sausage

It's a gluten-free frank

Teams know that very few people are going to buy a $100 burger. It's just an easy way to get in the news in a big city and go viral on social media.

>>150092921
>Sausage is made of sausage

>>150092976
Always happy to help

>>150080652
You've got shit at your divegrass games

>>150081069
>so I didn't get the novelty of this at all.
maybe because BMS calls itself "The Last Great Colosseum"

>>150081651
>Can we nuke that fucking country already
No, but we can nuke yours.

>>150094112
If it was given an unpronounceable nipponese names and served with chopsticks weebs like you would be cumming in your knickers over it.

>>150080937
isnt foie gras forbidden is your communist dystopia ?

>>150094112
That looks tasty desu

>>150094512
nobody was mentioning anything japanese ffs

>>150094112
i’d take this over a hotdog drowned in plastic cheese any fucking day, pie and mash is extremely underrated. top tier comfort food.

>>150094112
You could’ve picked something not delicious. Wigan is famous for the quality of pies

>>150094112
Scran de caca.

>>150094868
>>150094112
That's an actual meal they put in a bowl instead of on a plate so it's easier to hold.
Seems like you're under the impression that it's a cup of gravy with stuff in it, the gravy just makes it look like everything's submerged.