Thread 150084271

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
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>2025 WDC Standings
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NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
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Mercedes: 236 (+16)
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>News:
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Bortoleto is DOTD
Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/eJnvVpAbWnv

edd

Total McLaren Death

APOLOGIZE TO LAWSON

>>150084271 (OP)
Fuck Trump

i am seething rn gonna go bash the missus

Rate this race

>>150084291
only if he apologizes first

This race was absolute fucking dogshit, even worse than Spa. Not helped by more retarded moves from McLaren drivers.

>>150084271 (OP)
So it happened AGAIN

digits and Norris gets DSQ

death to bongs

Alba :)

2026 Red Bull:
Lawson
Hadjar

2026 Racing Bulls:
Max Verstappen
Arvid Linblad

Fuck Lando, if he wins all the women simps

Not bad from Alo

>>150084304
7.5/10

might be the biggest slurper

>>150084304
7/10 or 10/10 for Hungary

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not sure why but it feels like mclaren is favoring norris

death to ferrari

fuck goblins

>>150084304
what race?

>>150084335
Semen out of Slurpin

>People ITT seriously think lando got the percieved better strategy at the time
>Literally everyone in the top 4 did same thing as Oscar and Lando did a different strat in 5th and won because of it
>UHHHHH MCLAREN FUCKED OSCAR OVERRRR CLEARLY WORST STRATEGY

Absloute retards here

100th victory: senna
200th victory: norris

I hate this Season

yet another DESPERATE humiliation ritual for chuck "the cuck" leclerc

The Brazilian broadcast prerace interviews with Drugovich makes me feel bad, they always ask him about Bortoleto's chances

>>150084304
My Aston boys did good/10

>>150084335
solid 3/10, happy for alonso and bort
fuck mclaren
fuck goblando
and fuck piastri stupid choker

>>150084304
>>150084335
4/10

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>>150084252
Piastris "cool and awesome" supreme racecraft is surprisingly bad when he isn't driving with a 1sec car advantage
he got shit on by Norris of all people AGAIN in w2w

>>150084304
good race, not a good ending
chuckless / 10

>>150084332
That's a man

what region of england is goblando's accent from? can't place it, and I usually can. Southern obvs, SE?

SLOWSON SUPREMACY

>>150084304
3/10.

>>150084335
-5/10, I don't like rigged races

>>150084271 (OP)
Gasly actually finished last cause penalty

https://strawpoll.com/polls/eJnvVpAbWnv
didn't watch, voted Russell, Hamilton as always
also Norris, Piastri because why not

>>150084382
GOAT

>>150084335
happy I had beer/10

>>150084335
B

>>150084344
Fuck off Vaush

Oscar didn't say a word on his cool down lap

did amx era penal yet?

Never waking up at 9 AM for this bullshit ever again.

This chick is getting PIPED tonight

>Piastri mistakes
>Norris cool under pressure
Redditdank faggots in the mud

So what's the Redbull cope now that Lawson beat Verstappen on pure pace?

why do i keep watching this 'sport'

i could have done some chores instead

what a waste of my time

>>150084352
I have no idea what this anon tries to say. Norizz and Piastri had a different strategy, right? Yet everyone in the top 4 did the same?

>>150084304
pretty solid 2/10

>anons seething
Admit that norris drove good race

the race was good, its not all about the track action, but about time and strats

okay, can someone intelligent explain how chuck suddenly just fell 30+ seconds behind mclarens

>>150084399
I don't understand that reference.

>>150084383
troofnook

>>150084352
1 stop was obviously better and even more clearly on Mclaren with their insane tyre advantage
they just sacrificed Piastri to get Leclerc out of the way

I would win WDC in a Mclaren.

fuck this "sport", I'm out of it after 35 years of watching
Penelope, here I come

>>150084390
gasly was in this race?

>>150084352
What strategy was the winning car on?
>You: one stop
What strategy is the best strategy
>You: THREE STOP idk

>>150084406
by freddy gong

>>150084406
Yeah by the garage team

>>150084349
White

>>150084366
>and fuck piastri stupid choker
Oscar had to go full retard. This race was Japan all over again where you needed a huge advantage to pass a car and there was no way he was going to have that over another McLaren late race. They fucked him on strategy.

>>150084420
He fucked up his first lap worse than usual and then got handed p1 by everyone else being retarded.

>>150084304
3/10

>>150084406
by zac brown while norris watches

Do nothing
P3

>>150084425
Commie pedo that faps to lolis gobos and horses

>>150084422
Exactly. This place is shocking me with its cazzieness today.

>It's another No Rizz gets saved by Mclel botching PS3's strategy episode
>It's another NARB gets P3 by absolutely doing nothing
>It's another Ferrari meltdown episode
Kinda getting tired of these repeat episodes, when does this season get good?

not an ounce of racecraft between those two

>>150084335
Ferrari results drag it up to a 1/10

Formula Tyre strikes again

choke the start
mclaren miels faster but cant pass jorge
and the team has to give him the win
this race isnt even a 6 for landop, very poor performance

>>150084451
>cries penalty

tifosi bros how we feeling

>>150084335
If there was a sport entirely centered around slurping semen it would still be less of a semenslurper than this race

>>150084304
7/10
Did not expect this kind of ending

>>150084352
This. Norris is clearly the better pilot.

>partner
So girlfriend?

>>150084424
no we can't, because it would be an uncomfortable truth that homosexuals don't want to hear

>>150084435
>mirc
based boomer

>>150084462
that's the neat thing, it never gets good

>>150084320
i'm fully invested in her future

>>150084424
nothing to see here

>>150084424
chuck is complete and utter shit bro

>mclaren asks both drivers if they want a one stop in mind
>lando said yes, oscar said no
>/f1/ "OMG WHY ARE THEY FAVORING LANDO"

>>150084320
SHE 17 YEARS YOU SLICK FUCK

>the state of the poois after this statement
I *almost* want to feel sympathy for him.

shit british "sport"

>>150084473
meh, this season has been shit
pole was a nice break but I'm too depressed (about ferrari) to even consider a race win until there are 3 laps to go

>>150084473
In my humble opinion instead of focusing on Hamilton cuckfosi should focus on lecuck inability to keep the pole position (or podium apparently). Y'all be calling Norris bottler but fun fact Leclerc only got whopping 8 wins from 27 pole positions. Just saying!!!

(norris has 8 wins from 13 pole position)

Ferrari bros, how do we fix the car?

>there are people here who still have to stream open
kwab

>>150084352
they pitted him from clean air into clean air for nothing then pitted him from clean air to behind nando so he probably lost a good 30sec

>>150084406
>his first ever F1 win was dedicated for therealdonaldtrump
>his bitch looks like barbie sydney sweeney
>his team boss - israeli, loves him
>trannies seethe every time the see Norris
Norris is our warrior

>>150084479
No. /biz/ partner.

>>150084304
ferrari/10
Jesus fuck I need Charles to go full 9/11 on those italian fuckers.

>>150084502
>I *almost* want to feel sympathy for him.
I laughed
I am laughing
I will continue to laugh

>>150084509
Bring back Carlos

>>150084509
Do whatever they did for the last lap of Q3 and the first part of the race

>>150084480
>still seething for 5 years
it's time to move on anon and find something else in f1 to focus on

Lol didn't realize F1 was this corrupt lol.
Post lap times of the last 15 laps lmao

>>150084373
>he got shit on by Norris of all people AGAIN in w2w
???
The outcomes of these races has been solely determined by who makes more mistakes and who has the better tires
>>150084470
Formula Tire Management/Strategy

>>150084455
i though he was gay?

>>150084451
>Do nothing
>P3
>is a huge faggot
whoa, true though

>>150084424
high fuel setup gloryrunning at the start of the race
no one told chuck il plan

Digits and lando gets DSQ

>Sky Main Event switching over to Scottish football
kek
KEK

>>150084271 (OP)
'CAM ON 'AMILTON
SCORE SOME FAKING POLES

>>150084505
this

what will it take for leclerc to neck himself? how many more humiliation rituals can he endure?

whatever troonstappen is in a death spiral so all is right see you next month

lel

>>150084332
wow that is such beautiful and feminine woman

>>150084352
>McLaren's biggest advantage is tire deg
>"Durr lets pit Oscar first for no reason
>Wonders why people think they favored the driver who once again bottled lap one.

How many holes do you think Mark Webber has punched into his wall today?

>>150084320
reminds me of pre-bogged elsa jean

>>150084520
>yes, my twink fraud didn't win a single race this season and never accomplished anything in 6 years at Ferrari, despite it being the fastest car during one of those and the second fastest car during another, where the third fastest car took WDC
>BUT LOOK HOW HE DOES BETTER THAN HIS WASHED UP TEAMMATE

>>150084508
That's cuz Chuck regularly scores poles with shit cars. Norris only starting getting pole positions once his car was already the fastest.
And Chuck was literally faster than the McLel on the first stint. If Ferrari weren't so fucking retarded and just put Chuck on a one stop like every fucking race has been for the last 3 seasons he could've won.

based mechanics ruining the british anthem

>>150084304
2/10

>BRRRRT
>BRRRT
>BRT

>>150084428
"obviously"... after the race is over

>>150084420
>fucked up his lap 1 to go down to P5
>handed P1 on a silver platter by McLel and Ferrari
>despite having nothing but clear road ahead of him, he still ate gravel

what are these fucking tyre change noises

BRRRRRRRRRRRT

Fucking hell

>>150084304
could've been worse, 1/10

sigh, somehow the austrian chuck hater has returned

oof

>>150084586
>>150084592
probably chuck himself on the guns

God save the BRRRRRT

>poois plastics SEETHING that verstappen spooked their shitter off the road and ran a moderately decent race
BOOO NIGGA HAHAHAHAHA

>>150084597
calm down, it's summer

>>150084597
Good, need a break from this "pinnacle of motorsport"

>>150084540
Norris baited him into stupid lunges at t1 that won't lead into anything
Austria was the other case where Norris played the DRS for himself between t3 and t4 when Piastri briefly got past

>>150084594
She doesn't look very Portuguese...

>Forced camera shots of Goblina instead of Lily
The biggest crime.

>>150084597
good riddance

ferrari designed the car solely for lekwab sacrificing his own teammate and he still choked

>>150084597
the prem being back will help with the last few days but what the FUCK

Dont you fucking break it this time

>my month summer vacation starts tomorrow
Feels good lads

I genuinely dun geddit why people are saying mclaren sabotaged Chinkchonkiastri's race? Two-stopper is clearly the better strat. Had him been a little bit more patient he could've passed the goblin.

Worst 'top' McLel driver ever, only tops the table because the team went from developing a car that suited both of them, to developing a car that benefits him massively at the 'blino's expense

>>150084512
This. Norris made what, zero on track overtakes? Oscar made three? Four? Against comparative cars. Clearly a one stop was the better strategy here

>>150084594
mad to think she's had a penis in that mouth

>national anthem
>BWWWRWRRWT
>BWWWRWRRWTBWWWRWRRWTBWWWRWRRWT
>BWWWRWRRWTBWWWRWRRWTBWWWRWRRWT
love it

>>150084594
>'Im gonna fuck so much of the team tonight'

>>150084588
Nah it was merely the most successful strategy on this track for the past few years, further proof of it is that everyone who pitted once landed either in the same position as the start or better

>>150084597
i wish it was longer

norris gonna actually be wdc

>>150084558
To put it into perspective:
1. Even with a win today, he'd have no chance at the WDC.
2. He's still completely dominating his teammate.
3. He can take this opportunity to finally learn his lesson about trusting the Ferrari pitwall.

>>150084577
>just put Chuck on a one stop
so why did he finish behind two cars that were on 2 stops?

>>150084588
have you watched the season or not?

>>150084597
hopefully the mclaren factory burns down in the meantime

whats the next move

>>150084502
>*finishes 1 place ahead of the slowest Kick Sauber in the 2nd best car*

>>150084594
jeans status?

>>150084597
gonna lose 15 pounds by then

>>150084634
Two stopper clearly the better strat? Buddy are you a little bit disabled? A little bit slow in the head?

>>150084653
onlyfans

Why the fuck does any team ever still bother with 2 stop strategies?
One stops have been the clear best choice for every fucking GP since halfway through 2022. Teams are too blinded by their data to see the obvious truth before our very eyes.

>F1 movie song used as the new podium song
kino

>>150084653
looks like chuck at his peak twink powers

>>150084561
Sauber are gonna end up finishing 5th aren't they

>>150084597
good
not interested in seeing mclelwinslol for a while anyway

not feeling young and/or free right now

>>150084597
Don't really care. At least there's time for Max to participate in NLS 6 in the lower tier to accrue points for Nordschleife

>>150084649
Because they fucked his setup on the second stop, did you not watch the race?
With just one stop there's one less chance for Ferrari to ruin everything.

>no race for almost a month
What now?

>>150084597
Indycar next week!

>>150084620
>plastic goblin and his beard shown
>no one believes it for a second
>uncanny valley mockery
>no autistic raceaus and his financially savvy qt waifu
Modern f1 is back to being a humilation ritual

>>150084325
more of these bitches, less of that disgusting fatbody with the nose thing

>George kino battle with Leclerc while also roasting him
>Lando makes Piastri bottle
>tire drill during anthem

fun race, break time.

>>150084656
Just 15 pounds?
I'm going to lose hundreds of euros!

>>150084655
great

>>150084671
nah, alonso has this

>>150084685
>they fucked his setup on the second stop
but how

>>150084271 (OP)
It's absolutely fucking disgusting how they say they aren't playing favourites.
Lando is clearly their number 1 driver, yet he's so much worse than Piastri.

The one thing Piastri said over the radio is that he wanted track position over Lando, yet they pit him to undercut LeClerc instead. Fucking rats.

>>150084666
No way that is happening. Hasn't Liberty Media got enough from spitting on what F1 is already?

I HATE YOU ALL

>>150084520
mental illness

>>150084657
Yes. 'blino's tyres were pretty much dead at lap 60ish. OsKWAB got the pace from tyre delta, was within DRS range and then choked up for no reason.

The race where one-stopper was clearly the best strat was Monza '24.

just cut his brakes already

>>150084597
I wish it was indefinite and they just cancelled f1, the slurp is off the charts

>>150084705
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>150084335
slurper/10

>>150084683
>16.08. NLS6: KW 6h ADAC Ruhr-Pokal-Rennen
ahaha!

>>150084664
>Test Softs and Meds all FP
>Realize Hards can last the whole race anyway
Pirelli needs to bring back that strategy that at some point the Tires just fucking die like they did few years ago

>>150084713
>It's absolutely fucking disgusting how they say they aren't playing favourites.
It's Mercedes 2014 all over again.

>>150084709
Probably changed his wings too much

>>150084697
I would them all honestly

AMX getting points with an Alpine tier car and a shit strategy isn't praised enough

>>150084304
If she didn't die her hair red she would be just an average hoe

>>150084594
what's her OF page?

100 Million

>>150084685
He was doing fine in the last sting until Piastri came closer, at which point he had a mental episode, let Piastri pass without a fight, then said "we will finish outside of the podium" before continuing to suddenly drive 1s slower per lap than previously to let Russel pass.

>>150084597
thank god

>>150084473
This kind of pain is the only thing that makes me feel alive

i don't care for george russell

>>150084736
magui_corceiro

>>150084733
Maybe because he got BTFOed by Lawson?

>>150084733
everyone knows max would own if he had a competitive car

>>150084713
If he's better then why did he lose? Also if he stayed out he would have got overtaken by Lando anyway.

>>150084731
Is Alonso gay? Does he have a wife or gf? Or are these his concubines

>>150084713
>>150084729
With Brits, you lose.

>post-race show with gremlin ruth, hinchcliffe and a literal who
alright thats it for me today

>>150084713
They didn't pit him to undercut Leclerc. Piastri told the team two things, that he wanted to favor Delta to Lando, and that he didn't think one pit was doable. Oscar pitted twice and once the grid cleared up for the last 12 laps he was already close to Lando. Lando wanted the one stop, he did the one stop, that gave him enough time in clear air ahead for Oscar to just be barely out of the needed laps to overtake him.

The team behaved exactly as the two drivers wanted, Lando's strat just paid off this race, the same way it also failed in many of the races this season.

>>150084729
And McLaren 2007

Just classic anglo behavior desu

>>150084741
Nigger on that last stint he couldn't keep up with Lando despite a 10 lap tyre advantage and Piastri was on his ass within a few laps after he pitted.
How the fuck do you speed watch a race?

>>150084753
lolson has a better car, though

in the end, hamilton did not in fact gain any positions

>>150084333
this

even got trips of reason

>>150084310
context?

>>150084404
>404
exactly.

>>150084473
well experienced especially after alo bit sch two years in a row. im still angry at it. but now i choose to let go.

So, how did Aston suddenly find pace? Lucked out with setup or did they bring upgrades for this race?

>>150084763
>he didnt turn away after the flag
Nothing to watch when it's the same soulless shit after a mclel win, just undeserving faggotry

>>150084753
Racing Bulls is a far better car on high downforce low speed corners circuits. Same thing in Monaco

>context
Self explanatory graph

>>150084444
Quads of trvth

>>150084304
0/10

>>150084760
>Does he have a wife or gf?
melisa
>>150084778
last race they tried 3 setups, one in the fp, one in the sprint and one in the race, imagine going into the race without any data on the car
plus this track is good for aston

>>150084634
>Two-stopper is clearly the better strat.
Yeah it really helped the race for...
Uhh...

>>150084713
>so much worse than Piastri.
Is that whay Piastri couldn't get past at Austria with 20 laps of drs?

>>150084304
2/10 Another race where Lando is gifted the win by the pit wall. Oscar is going to drive the car off the track directly into the pit wall one day

>Norris gifted the win
>England going to win the cricket
What an awful day to be alive. Is there any international soccer tournament on for England to claim the trifecta?

>>150084766
Alonso was the number 1 driver at the start of the season.

>>150084763
And randomly the Minister of Foreign Affairs behind them

>start on pole
>end up 45 seconds behind the lead

>>150084768
Exactly, he suddenly dropped in pace just after he had a mental outburst.
What you were watching was a mental breakdown.
He didn't drop in pace right after the second pit, he dropped in pace the exact lap he let piastri pass and whined on radio.

Your idiotic "they probably messed up his wing" is yet another stupid cope, after you were unable to cope with the "his strategy was different", which got disproven by the fact that 2 out of 3 cars who finished in front of him had the same strategy.

You are just a disgusting homosexual faggot coping for the twink you want to assfuck.

Is it more disrespectful to wank to Lando Norris' gf or to refuse to wank to her? What is the correct play here?

>>150084782
Yeah but Hadge didn't beat Max so it's clear Lolson was also on it this race

>>150084804
why not into lando? 0-0 beter than 25-18

Has legreg chimped out in the interviews yet? I want to see him swear out vasseur, elkann and their pet chimp wasting money, resources and development time

How do f1 drivers avoid found shoulders and hunched backs in their 20s? Those seats look like a disaster for posture.

>>150084713
With 10 laps to go everyone watching would've preferred to be in Oscar's position. Lando just put in a masterclass, there's no merit in pointing the finger at the pit wall.

>>150084814
>He didn't drop in pace right after the second pit
He literally did you brainless retard. That's why he was seething on the radio.
He was immediatel losing time to Norris despite Norris being in traffic. You clearly didn't even watch the fucking race

>>150084760
He's had gfs, but he's too much of a racing autist.
Last gf he had broke up with him because he sneaked away during Valentines to go karting.
He said he wanted to have a family one day, but doubt he'll get on with that until he retires.

>>150084809
Remember when McLaren begged the FIA to invent a new rule out of thin air to give a penalty to their own driver because he out qualified their Brit?

>>150084826
They exercise when they're not driving

>>150084713
Simmer down cunt

>>150084809
the mercedes engine guy told alonso that he was going to make his car 1 sec slower in the straights
the only time in f1 history in which a etam tried to give a penal to one of their drivers
alonso pussy was scared of getting in the car because he thought that the brakes werent save(alonso lost the mind games, learned a lot since then)

>>150084304
2/10

>>150084335
8/10

>>150084740
What the hell happened to England?

>>150084832
all I remember was kwablonso failing to outperform his rookie teammate and being relegated to second driver

>>150084809
Get stabbed tomorrow please

>>150084713
PS3 is complete shit bro

>>150084840
That probably only happened in Brasil.

>>150084766
Alonso admitted McLaren didn't play favourites though.

>>150084828
anon you're replying to the resident chuck hater, even if leclerc grand slams the race he will tell you how shit he is

>>150084713
It's pretty obvious they want a British WDC. I'm considering not even watching the rest of the season. Each one of these races is Oscar vs Lando + Zak + Pit wall. The fact that he's won any of these of races is a miracle

>>150084829
Post the crossed eyed one she's better looking

>>150084473
I unironically wish chuck would move on if next year's car is shyte. No man should suffer that much.

>>150084829
NEVER let a woman divert and corrupt your life force.

>the champion of exposed is also the champion of F1
can we please put on a new tape I'm getting tired of this episode

>>150084577
>just put Chuck on a one stop
retards here were shouting for Lechuck pitstop a lap after ps3. fucking kek

>>150084849
Understandable. People with an IQ below 75 tend to have pretty bad memory

>>150084860
Don't know which is the cross eyed one

>>150084304
>>150084335
Anyone rating this piece of shit above 5 deserves to rethink their life choices before they end up stabbed by some random immigrant.

>>150084829
>Last gf he had broke up with him because he sneaked away during Valentines to go karting.
Absolutely based

>>150084849
well, you dont watch the races, so its understandable

Lawson seems happier, good to see

i hate lando norris somuch its unreal

>>150084849
This, and the fact he blackmailed his team with something that wasn't even their fault just because he got BTFO'd by a literal rookie makes Alonso belong on Lando Norris tier of World Drivers Champions (i.e.: shit, bottler, and a certified /weakmind/)

>>150084731
well, you shouldn't

>>150084304
Ending saved it
7/10

>>150084473
sincerely stopped worrying a long time ago. The only way they could make me feel it again is if they fired the entire team, drivers included, and started from scratch. Possibly barring the GEDI group from their usual retarded press bullshit about how every unknown pilot Ferrari hires is the new god of driving because the stars said so.

>>150084877
Wait, that's not all. I also remember kwablonso being stuck behind petrov for 60 laps and losing the wdc to vettel, after which f*rrari went crying to the fia which led to the introduction of DRS

back by popular demand

>>150084881
Left here >>150084731

>>150084892
He just dumb lucked his way into a race win after completely blowing the start, it's not surprising he looks happy

when are these homosexual zoomers going to start racing for the WDC and not to hand their team a constructor championship McLaren won 3 months ago? They are making the Mercedes era look like riveting stuff.

>>150084639
damn looks like quite a few didn't know about this obvious better strategy as they didn't use it
it was 50/50 who would win, if the dive-bomb worked we wouldn't be having this discussion

>>150084862
a single win is worth more than a championship with ferrari
there's always next year

ALONSO JUST SAID THAT BORTO IS THE BEST ROOKIE

>>150084893
You can tell she's on her phone watching tiktoks and isn't even aware of who's winning the race.

>>150084901
based

>>150084335
i'm actually happy there's a summer break upon us, because the slurping is off the charts

>>150084914
He's right, Borto is kicking the shit out of Hadjar and Antonelli right now and has been since Austria

>>150084862
He should move now. Even if Ferrari build a spaceship next year they'll find a way to fuck it up via the pit wall.

>>150084907
but enough about Norris

>2019 2 stop for top drivers
>2020 2 stop for top drivers
>somehow in 2025 2 stop for top drivers is no no

>>150084882
>5 laps or racing at the end
>mclel vs mclel

6/10

>>150084857
>But your honour, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you see I can't be guilty of this murder because I haven't murdered the victim every day for the last twenty years
>Enter into evidence these statements showing twenty years ago I wasn't even in the same country as the victim
>Since I didn't murder him then, it's logically impossible for me to have murdered him at any other time
>Defence tests
Do you understand how retarded you sound?

Norris' luck surely has to run out at some point

>>150084932
>every year is the same!
great argument, pozbro

>>150084914
no shit

>>150084901
>Ham added

Nice

Lewis Hamilton is a downlow batty boy

Where does their incompetency stem from?

>>150084760
he's had a massive amount of 10/10's and never married, if he was gay he would be married with kids

>>150084940
>>150084857
I'm going to cheer the moment bongs won't be able to access 4chan anymore

>>150084713

> british team
> british driver

piastri needs to adopt the piquet mentality versus are nige
troll lando at every opportunity and embrace the australian spirit
hide performance in practice to surge at qualifying
etc

If ferrari bottle monza, will the tifosi lay siege to the track, garage and vasseur, while bundling legreg away into protective custody, or will it just be mass suicide and chaos? Because that was a fucking gutting display today

>>150084909
>if the [risky move] worked we wouldn't be having this discussion

I'm glad that the PS3 meme is fully dead.

>>150084927
recency bias a bit to be fair, at the start of the season he was nowhere compared to hulk
but it would be a fair assessment
>>150084948
>only picks the best drivers
>can say hat he picks the best drivers
wow, its that easy

>>150084958
Me too, bro. Me too. I get stupider every time I poast here, some form of osmosis or smtg

>>150084954
The universe balancing itself out after Schumacher's dominance.

>>150084972
>Still leading the wdc
>dead

if Piastri's pitwall had told him to stop toying with Leclerc in a slower car for 30 laps he'd have won this easily lol, retards.

yuki vibing in the background during ps3's interview

>>150084857
PR talk. Alo has never been defeated 1:1

WHAT THE FUCK
ARREST THIS MAN RIGHT NOW

Does anyone have the updated "races for Ferrari without a podium" statistic?
I think Hamilton overtook someone today.

Alonso found the meme grandpa

>>150084914
he also said that if he was englich the media would praise him a lot more, and that doing p6 with a sauber is very impressive>>150084983
>retards
it wasnt imcompetence, it was malice

>>150084967
McLaren have made an all time great machine. Having the second best car is the best Ferrari can do

>>150084983
Piastri repeatedly said he had no interest in Leclerc, go look at his radio messages. They pitted him to cover Leclerc anyway.

>>150084954
from believing to their own propaganda about how Ferrari si a god given miracle and every pilot/engineer/fan would sell their own testicles to be allowed to even touch one of their cars.

>>150084829

daily reminder alonso is the dude that said schumacher would choke at 130r because schumacher had a wife and kids

Gay rigged sport
Death to mclaren

>>150084934
>5 okay-ish laps at the end were enough to compensate for the other 65 that were pure slop.
Nah.

watching the podium from the media pen

>>150084995
but isnt that the case for all the legacy teams?

>>150084988
He looks handsone with the tash

>>150084988
I thought that man was a midget
and seeing him next to nando confirms it

>>150084962
Speaking of Piquet it's actually insane how obviously underrated and undermentioned he is by the British media. He absolutely fucking humiliated that fat anglo fuck Nigel who could only win with a self-driving spaceship. Piquet's defiance against the anglo fagmachine deserves more recognition.

>>150084988
who is older?

>>150084719
so oscar not being able to pass with 20 laps tyre delta means lando would pass oscar with no tyre delta?

list of drivers kwablonso punked out against:

>kwabmilt*n (first season in f1)
>norris (before he even entered f1)
>ocon

>>150085002
grimi

>>150084901

gimi

>>150085002
>hello darkness my old friend

>>150085022
anything for today's race?

PS3 is still the real winner

>>150085002
>Sharl's pose
He's fuming

>>150084945
yes, every year this race is the same when you have a cheap pitstop thanks to drivers like alonso who will hold whole grid giving you time for the stop, and top 3-4 drivers always have a cheap pitstop, first and second, they can stop for the second time because they lose no position, or only one, but then they have a tire advantage to overtake
mid pack has different rules, for them it is just another monaco

>>150085038
She's going to cut his balls off if he fails to win the WDC

saaar we need to be adjusting this for you now saar

>>150085038
Absolutely hit the jackpot meeting her during high school

can f1 be saved?

is it even worth saving?

do you guys think gimi’s son will be a racing autist like his dad?

I bet these drivers couldn't handle the nurburgring

Bring back some historic tracks

>>150084988
Isn't that Vettel's dad?

>>150085054
no
also no

>>150085038
she looks like she loves femdom scat play

>>150085054
no

>>150085038
Nothing going on in that head

>>150084997
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDC_WcR0wjc

>>150085006
Put it this way: what do you think happens when, dunno, you have some random issue at a critical point of the race, and for some reason you think "passion" is gonna solve it? The group owining Ferrari also owns a big press group who basically cream their jeans whatever stupid thing the team does. A new wind tunnel? Clearly is the tech of the future which will grant Ferrari everlasting dominance on the sporting world. A different shade of red in the livery? Oh god why are the other teams even bothering driving??

Ferrari sells their own hype and stopped caring about the technical stuff a long ago.

>>150084304
solid weekend, 3/10

>>150085038
she looks 100% normal and harmless

>>150084940
Incoherent post.
>>150084985
>PR talk
>Fernando "GP2 engine" Alonso
Pick one.

>>150085065
your dedication to the bit is admirable but you're looking like a bit of a schizo desu

>>150085038
she looks like she cheats on his millionaire BF with hung aryan randos (like me) all the time

>>150085054
No, F2 and F3 are more fun to watch. It also lacks the celebrities and drama shit.

>>150085038
A face made for painting
>especially if she maintains this face throughout

we're getting fucked over the rest of the season
mclaren's #2 driver will continue to get preferential treatment as zak brown pushes for lando to overtake and become WDC

Another proof that max verstappen can not race cleanly. Lock him up.

3 wins in last 4 races
land norris era seems to have finally begun

>>150085038
Same energy.

>>150085042
was Hannah looking at the gap between Alonso and Russlel and decided at some point that now is a good time to pit, thinking that they were ahead of Alonso? Then pit Max into traffic
we need to have a discussion about women strategists

Why is Shar LeCle still with Ferrari? Do they have his family hostage or something?

>>150085097
Dunno if it's worth watching Oscah getting fucked over in slow motion by the pitwall, so that a dude that can't even start without losing 5 places wins instead

if we care about this sport we need to start a movement against british bias

>>150085122
charles is delusional and only wants to be with ferrari in f1

>LANDO UNDER INVESTIGATION AFTER CAR MEASURED AS UNDERWEIGHT
LANDO UNDER INVESTIGATION AFTER CAR MEASURED AS UNDERWEIGHT

>>150085122
they are his family

>>150085038
PS3 got shat on by Lily, bro

>>150085110
should have been only 1, 2 of them were cheated
>>150085113
yeah, it was always a clear 1 stop

>>150085038
same energy

Besides total annihilation, what could fix Ferrari at this point?

>>150085097
He'll find a way to bottle it anyway

>>150085054
No, take the WEC pill, F1 is dead and buried

>kino races with overtakes every time the camera changes frame
>no DRS trains where nothing happens
>most cars are pretty much equal
>it's about racing and cars, not drivers and drama
>it can be closer in 24 hours of WEC racing than 90 minutes of F1 racing
>Fucking Cadillac of all manufacturers are winning lately, which is nice
>going through a golden age right now

The downsides are that the races are too long if you got stuff to do, and that there are basically only 8 races all year.

>>150085013

piquet has 3 championships (same as lauda or senna) and is never mentioned as one of the goats
underrated af, mostly thanks to his insane antics

>>150085140
kek

podium in the 3rd fastest car btw

>>150085134
would jizz uncontrollably if an undercover frenchman in the FIA actually had the balls to do this

>>150085073
>Andrea Schlager

>>150085141
British headquarters

>>150085122
He probably realized his nerves made of toilet paper will turn him into the new Sainz the moment he steps out of his comfort zone.

>>150085134
yeah nah get fucked

still, weak race by max, great overtake to stroll, but that was it, got played by alonso

>>150085141
British team principal

>>150085151
he is never mentioned because he analgaped mansell aka hamilton failed prototype aka lump in my throat (british micropenis attempted gagging)

>>150084271 (OP)
Hamilton out of the points in 12th while his teamate is 4th. LolGOAT

>>150085168
Or Herbert West to reanimate Enzo Ferrari.

>>150085168
>British team principal
Why not let Hamilton do it?
He's already at the team and he's made the decision to change drivers, so he's out of a job.

what is wrong with this guy
does he not know that kids are watching?

>>150085082
>context doesn't matter
Incoherent post.

>>150085054
>can f1 be saved?
No, FOM capitalizes more on off-track drama now then then actual races. Nu-F1 is just a celebrity reality show with a "race" at the end. DTS was the beginning of the end and the F1 movie was the final nail in the coffin. No one actually watches the races anymore. There's a reason why AMX is more interested in driving random GT3 cars/simracing because he can just race in those and not deal with mandatory PR bullshit

ITS QUIET AS FUCK IN HERE
SUCK IT MCLAREN HATERS

>>150085054
Yes:
1) Bring back V10's
2) Give SAME CAR to all players

Imagine still watching this season where its 100% obvious Lando Norris gonna win WDC.


Watch something else
Do something else

Anybody who thinks norris was not exposed hard this weekend is delusional
> Cucked in qualy
> Cucked even by alonso at the start in the shitbox aston
> nearly lost on the objectively better strat

>>150085205
Damn look at her teeth

>>150085141
Not spending so much money on average drivers like Hamilton

>>150085168
fuck off, let the man grill in peace

>>150085205
Look how happy she is, she knows she can make a great Instagram post about this.

>>150085221
The most unlikeable dude on the grid aside from Stroll won, of course its quiet

>>150085227
Trvke

>>150085230
>still somehow won
feels just like any race won by hamilton in 2017-2021

>>150085205
>now kiss the whore norris, so we can tell people you're straight and have a white girlfriend
Mutt zoomer marketing is something else, an obvious queer kissing a blown out whore after a slurper of a race

>>150085141
a great british-french-german frendship

you now remember max verstappen

>Bortz ahead of Min Bostappen
I'm happy for him
>>150084398
Lol
Fucking geezer should join Mateshits in hell lmao

>>150085227
quality post

You guys told me piastri is cold psychopath. This is second time he almost locked up into lando.

>>150085262
>>150084893

>>150085038
God I want her to shit on my chest.

and they even brought over bulls from Africa to inflate the number

>>150084901
to me Irvine is the real 1999 wdc

>>150085270
I never forgot.

>>150085278
Least kinky german

>>150085262
>Model & Lando Norris's partner
She's in a ménage à trois with kwabdo and a model?

aston pace wasnt as off as it seemed, alo was saving tire for the first 10 laps, during which the top runners put 10 secs on him, but after that was able to keep the pace with them(with better tires and clean air)
once the p5 was a done deal there wasnt any reason to go fast
he ended about 20 sec behind charles(without the penal, i dont know what was it for), in perfect conditions i could have been closer to 10, 10 sec over 70 laps is great

>>150085205
main character

>>150085278
extrmely german post

>>150085270
He proved to be superior to Hamilton once again.... even driving a slower car

>>150085150
> kino races with overtakes every time the camera changes frame
> no DRS trains where nothing happens
Sao Paulo was an absolute slurper
> Most cars are equal
LMAO EVEN
> Fucking Cadillac of all manufacturers are winning lately, which is nice
Won 1 single race. The cars are that evenly matched that this was the 3rd LMDh win in 3 seasons
> it can be closer in 24 hours of WEC racing than 90 minutes of F1 racing
Mostly due to shittery with yellows

>>150085283
>zero poles
He might be the worst driver in F1 history

>>150084498
>It's real
Holy KWAB

>>150085277
lo siento

>>150082138 <===
I will now graciously accept your apologies for correctly calling the 1.) unfathomable bias against the sick Aussie cunt and 2.) apportioning blame where it belongs

>>150085122
He's holding the entire Ferrari employees' family hostage. No fucking way Ferrari went from being 2nd fastest on average during Vettel/Räikkönen era to 3rd-5th fastest car (2nd fastest in 2022 but with an unreliable engine) if Leclerc doesn't have any say on car development.

>>150085280
How do you measure penis length? I mean, I could push a few extra cm if I stick the measuring tape into the fat of my belly.

>>150085256
Portuguese are white?

>max and lewis used to rule the world
>now they are just irrelevant anonymous midfield NPC drivers that sometimes appear in images to harken back to the glory days
feels real weird man

>>150085302
SMOULDERING

>>150085261
I started watching F1 after the movie came out in June or whatever. I've now watched 4 GPs and there's absolutely no excitement. I can't for the life of me understand how this """"sport"""" draws this much viewership or posters on /sp/.

>>150085255
at this point even borto would iwn with that car

>do nothing
>another podium
>still nowhere near having a pace

>>150085329
>I started watching F1 after the movie came out
AYYYYYYYYYY GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>150085324
I tend not to think so and spaniards I have known told me they arent
(I didnt know she was a portugeek, just that she got ran through by around half the national football squad)

>>150084332
>>150084565
The type of woman all men deserve

>>150085319
if you could conceivably push that far into an orifice, it's legit

>ferrari's new theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pRGoSbYHQE

>>150085248
>>150085221
only 160 votes in the exposure poll this week
a lando wdc will kill f1 and /f1/

Mongoloids seething that it'll be another Brit WDC. We're just too good for this sport.

>>150085316
They literally did it at Hungary 2024 but they made it way too obvious and had to revert it, or risk an internal team war. Of course they tried it again this year, just made it more subtle so they didn't need to revert it with team orders this time. Zak is an actual shitstain, always putting his finger on the scale to tilt it towards Lando

>>150085230
Edd prediction:
>1. Lando Norris
>After intelligently playing the start safely to avoid a DNF, quickly overtook Alonso and went on to execute a great strategy to take the win against his teammate and Ferrari that was competitive with the McLaren.

>>150085325
Lewis cannot even get into the points in the 2nd fastest car

Should never have dropped sainz

>>150085230
>eats some gravel just after his stops, that damaged his tires for all the stint
>unable to pass jorge

>>150085359
You lose at pretty much every sport you invented. Figures Mclaren would just realize winning organically is impossible and cheat to win instead

>>150085362
alo
bort
lando
>>150085366
stop*, he only did 1 stop

>>150085363
he and max are both midfield drivers now

leclerc is just overdriving the shitbox, and everyone else but mclel is foundering

>>150085362
fat is a chucker so lec in top 3

>>150085365
they are bringing him back for next season

>>150084310
I dont get it bros why cant Leclerc ever take advantage of his poles. Hes always loses

>>150085325
the difference is that Hamiltons teammate is fighting at the front, which implies that the car has pace, while Verstappens teammate is always at the back

>>150085401
not after ladyboy showing his ladypenis to him. sainz will never be in top team again. if hamilton leaves they'll bring in bearwoman

>>150085379
We're winning the cricket, we just won the Euros in football, we won the double tennis, we practically win the olympics when you do it per capita, we probably win cycling everywhere, and we win the premier league constantly.
We even fuck you up at your own football shit.

>>150085073
nice beard collection

>>150085423
>we practically win the olympics when you do it per capita
massive cope

>>150085361
Do you think Oscar realises he's Damon Hill at Williams 96, fighting the other teams AND his own team? If he didn't realise before he must do now right

>>150085425
yeah, he's had some great facial hair in his time

>>150085405
he's good at finding pace over a single lap but he has had a few cars that ate tyres, fucked up all by himself a few times and had a few DNFs
typically in a season like this, 2021 or 2023 he'll get a meme pole but have 0 chance for the win

>>150085270
Who ?

>>150085316
You're the one alright dude sporting that flag. Must be a Scot. Total Englel Death.

>>150085436
He's realized since Hungary last year, when they deliberately undercut him and left him out several laps to make the undercut stick. They really turned up the dial on backstabbing this year though. Lando is making so many unforced errors (3 major mistakes at Spa, 5 places lost on lap 1 at Hungary 2025), they really have to make heavy handed strategy interventions to keep him in contention with Oscar

Surely today Charles will have learnt the lesson once and for all that he needs to overrule his team when he feels strongly about it

>>150085435
We're literally on par with the USSR and USA, who have a combined population of about 1 billion.

>>150085393
Hamilton was ALWAYS a midfield driver. He just had a Mercedes that was years ahead of other cars.... and a team that was focused ENTIRELY around him. Pand subservient team mates. Like bottass. And Ros. still managed to beat him... its freaking amazing

>>150085466
Apparently, something in the Chassis

>>150085466
the thing is, if it's a flap position change or tyres, ferrari are moronic enough to just not listen to their drivers

you survived 2014-2020, you will survive 2025

>>150085422
lalallalallalallalalalallal i dont hear you lalalalallalal
i mean, of course that ferrari would preffer the bear to sainz, younger, gayer, british, etc, but he isnt as outside of a top team as you claim
we had this discusion with alo 04, trulli was ahead of him in the championship, true, but it was clear who was the better driver, without the faggo trying to rape him in the dark and the other time h elost a lot of points not because of him, he would have been well clear of jarno

Kek! seething bongoloids reporting me. You didn't get me banned. No 4chan for you SOON. Enjoy Keir Starmer's boot on your face.

>>150085489
>you survived 2014-2020
?????
people actually watched?

>>150085476
>troonstappen didnt have subservient team mates during his 4 wdc years

>>150085437
yes, he is a faggot

>>150085489
don't forget 2011 and 2013

>>150085423
>we just won the Euros in football
imagine baiting that hard so that you count wom*n 'football'

>>150085494
yeah but sainz has been in 5 teams in 11 years
not similar to young 2004 alonso at all

>>150085519
Are you kidding? Seeing Alonso getting shafted multiple times was one of the funniest things ever

>>150085485
Charles is a corpo npc, as proven by today when he immediately started parroting the bullshit "broken chassis" excuse that Vasseur cooked up.
The team can do these things to him because they know he will never speak out.

>>150085502
No. He beat them fair and square. Everytime Hamilton has equal treatment to his teamate he loses. Even paracara Jenson beat him in equal cars

>>150085538
based le bot

Maybe Lando is just not as good as people think he is. Too many errors meanwhile Oscar is just chill and zen making things easy. Remember Oscar won F3 and F2 titles by being consistent doesn't necesarrily mean to win the races but finish between 2nd-4th. One race were Lando DNFs will finish the season with a W Oscar

>>150085165
>finished behind both asston
>behind sauber
>behind son of lawn
should've just taken that toto contract for 2026 instead of waiting for 27

>>150084271 (OP)
>Only good cars on the grid wins all the time

>>150085501
>people actually watched?
sort of
the races were so interesting we used to talk about planes, trains, wrc etc during them

The most important thing that happened during the race is that we determined /f1/ is officially an Andrea thread.

>>150085532
yeah, age is an important factor, and alonso had flavio behind
but it still think that carlos can make it to a top team again

>>150085556
Hopefully whatever happens makes it mathematically impossible to come back. I'm so sick of his faggot race engineer coaching him to victories like he's a 5 year old and the pitwall saving him from his constant mistakes.

FraudStappen FULLY exposed !!!
FraudStappen can't handle he's not winning !!
FraudStappen crashes into others on purpose !!!

>>150085575
>/f1/ is officially a Lily thread
ftfy

>>150085538
Ferrari winning the WCC could be the worst thing which happens to the company, as it'd increase demand for cars, and not keyrings.

Far more profitable for Ferrari to position themselves as a safe, fun, suit-friendly corporation. Going too hard and fast ruins the image.

>>150085585
>a top team
So, not Ferrari?

>>150085556
Being consistent doesn't matter when the car is about half a minute faster on average than the next best car. They will just end up 20 seconds ahead after a mistake or when being off pace and people will still hail it as a great drive and another 1-2

baking

>>150085603
Different categories m8

airfrying

>>150085607
Horner allowed too much of the RB19 design team to be headhunted by McLaren and this is what ends up happening. If I had to guess, this is the real reason Horner was fired, not some sex scandal

>>150085615
what if we just post in this thread until next race

>>150084271 (OP)
Hamilton 12th in the second fastest car on the grid. IolGOAT

>>150085629
Yeah of course. You know damn well nobody actually gives a shit about him porking some hag secretary. All of those rich niggas do that.

>>150085283
he fucking choked his title chance even with the micheal playing second fiddle after he came back from his broken leg

>>150085604
The Ferrari brand is too profitable these days, the racing team is just a branding exercise for the suits that run everything.
It's not the old days of Enzo Ferrari selling cars to fund the Scuderia, they can't make enough cars to satisfy the demand, the team is basically irrelevant.

>>150085677
>>150085677
>>150085677

>>150085415
>>150085476
hamilton and max are both midfield shitters now

hamilton because hes old + is in a new environment

max because he refuses to leave his comfort zone and wants to smurf in a shitbox against easy AI teammates

>>150085656
Losing Newey was also a huge black eye. Horner tried to pretend Newey wasn't involved in the car and it was all Wache. And now Wache is entirely in charge, the roof is falling in, showing Horner was lying to save face and pretend like Newey leaving was no big deal. Horner ran that team into the ditch

>>150085631
what if we stop posting until there's a good race again?

>>150085687
Are you really sure you can wait till 2043?

>>150085682
Hamilton has been beaten by multiple teammates when things were equal. And he's being beaten again. Even Jenson button beat him lol

>>150084740
pretty stylin' ngl

>>150084363
GOATED

>>150084420
Second time in a row he is given the win here in a silver platter in the same way
Coincidence?

>>150085828
Lecuck disappointed by leading Hamilton by only 42 points????

>>150085734
looks like you want to summon the eternal anglo

>>150086065
I'm just stating the facts lol. Hamilton was beaten by Jenson button (lol), rosberg, Russell, and now lecuck

Red Bull is now a no car team instead of a one car team LMAO.