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>2025 WDC Standings
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>2025 WCC Standings
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the race was shit

alonso pole

there's no need to be upset

pretty embarrassing race for most of the field desu

Norris put /f1/ in their place today

I want to kill myself

We're gonna win so much we may even get tired of winning. And we are gonna say, its too much winning.

>lawGOD finished ahead of max
when will /f1/ realize max peaked in 2021?

death to george russell

Why are bong teams so corrupt? If Ferrari acted like they do, they would cry murder

>>150085694
He's gonna prove all you faggots wrong. He's coming into a league of his own now.

edd

>>150085703
death is too good for NARB
he needs to trade places, medically, with schumacher
either michael or ralf will do

WHAT HAPPEN TO STRATMOMMY AT RB TODAY?

>>150085727
ferrari cucks will deny this but this is the truth

Norris is very very gay

Ollie!!

>>150085727
Ah yes, good memories, I still grin at that

>>150085725
moon blood

Piastri glazers having a melty

>>150085703
George is based.

>>150085711
>Be Spanish team
>Call yourself HRT like a tranny
>Get your driver to sponsor you
>Get your state to sponsor you
What a fucking tinpot nation, lmao.

>a month until race week
what do

>>150085742
what happened to him being the second coming of Senna? Was it because an actual hue got on the grid?

>>150085711
Ferrari did act like that though especially with Schumi and Alonso.

>>150085751
after silvershit and monaco in central europe (hung gary), it is evidently clear that both norizz and ps3 are midfield shitters in a rocketship but norizz will edge out in the championship

>>150085786 (you)
Have a you.

>>150085711
What's got you seething mate?

>hamilton losing head to head 12-2
We all knew he was a fraud but nobody expected the ass whooping to be to this degree. He should be running away with the exposure championship but his fans rig it every year

>>150085792
dont remind him of malaysia 1999

>>150085802
Norizz makes far too many mistakes to win the WDC on merit. Unless the team heavily conspires against PS3 in the last races, he has this sewn up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6-YanDvCyY&ab_channel=yelistener

Checo stocks keep rising

>>150085779
now explain this

IT'S OVER

>>150085792
lol, this was much worse than alonso is faster than you
at least then it was clear, today they made it seem like if oscar lost because of his driving
liek that guy that wais that wwe is more real than the rest of "sports", because there they don pretend to be real
not that anon

>>150085839
the team obviously prefers him, for that reason he will win 2025

>>150085786
If I was super rich I would create a shell company with a really ugly logo just to sponsor shitty teams and force them to wear my garbage.

>>150085840
People seem to be suffering collective amnesia at how unbelievably shit Checo was before he got fired

>>150085693
you forgot to click NARB. he got exposed, yet again, for being the biggest bitch in the history of this semen slurping sport

2007 season kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>Ideates the most boring, semen slurping regs in current F1 history in the name of "close racing"
>Cars start bouncing like crazy on the straights
>Overtaking becomes damn near impossible without DRS (a feature they were meant to get rid of with these regs),
>Makes wet racing a lot worse because the floor pushes the water spray upwards turning visibility worse than driving inside a thick fog
>Gets away with being blamed for all of the above by resigning a year after it's implementation
Clown world

last time verstappen wasn't on the podium for 4 consecutive races were the first 4 races in 2018

>>150085840
hey, its true, i read, when? about 2-3 weeks ago? that checo caddy was a done deal and that they were waiting to hungary to make it official, soooooooo, whats going on?

This doesn't bode well for Verstappen

>>150085875
Toto is responsible for fucking up the 2022 regulations by getting Technical Directive 039 passed, which increased ride height and massively increased dirty air leading to the absolute shitmess that trying to follow and pass has become now

>>150085853
if you think chuck was exposed today than hamilton was revealed

>>150085894
race ban for are amx

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150085894
ahhh so thats why litos was behind hulk

>>150085875
>invents semenslurping one driver/team WINSLOL
>is praised as a hero
grim

>>150085727
>>150085870
is this damage control for alonso finishing P5 and bringing aston from P8 to P6 in WCC?

>>150085879
the good old days of really AMD amx

>>150085870
Race head to head = Alonso 10 hamilnog 7 (with mclaren sabotaging Alonso).
Hamilton also got six days of testing in that mclaren before 2007, so you are lyijg there. Leafs are dumb.

>>150085900
Even before TD039 the pacing and overtake ratio was mediocre compared to 2017 and below.

>>150085875
retarded post

>>150085930
6-9 is still incredibly close. Though if Aston keeps up this pace, not for long

>"I just set my nose next to him, he gets scared and goes off track *laughs*."
Honestly, Hamilton's scamper to the off-track makes him a worthy KWABOTD for me

>>150085870
>Shamilton is officially shit
>fags cope by crapping on Alonso and pretending they were never Shamilton ballwashers
You have zero loyalty for your DEI driver KEK

>>150085952
race head to head:
kwablonso finished behind kwabmilt*n in the wdc

>>150085952
he 1 doesnt watch he races
2 is indian

>>150085963
Hamilton always does that shit and then claims evading action.

>>150085963
The racism, he still has it

>>150084271
>I Hate Sand GP
brit fun!
>>150085677 (OP)
>KLM Flight 4805 GP
american nonsense on the rise..

>>150085963
Max did nothing wrong hamilton is a pussy

>>150085963
lmaoooo

>does nothing
>gets podium
how does he do it

>>150085978
Tie in points and lose the head to head by three races = hAmILtOn wOn

Retard

>>150086008
UP PERISCOPE

>>150085952
>Hamilton also got six days of testing
doesn't contradict the fact that he had never touched a car prior to 2007 you brain dead medshitter fuck

summer break now

summer break
wat nou

>>150085677 (OP)
Behave. Or get banned. It's not hard to understand.

My favourite part of the race megathread was the Alexandra Botez webm
You?

nether next

>>150086036
weet ik
ik ook

>>150086027
>never touched a car prior to 2007
he's actually amish?

>>150086013
>Tie in points
kwabmilt*n was ahead because he had more second places, bro

>>150086036
Now we work on the car.

>>150086036
i dont know
>>150086047
nano salida

>>150086029
I love tits so much it's unreal

>>150086029
>too big
>ugly face
meh

>>150085926
Case on point: the fake dutch on a VPN over here >>150085961

>>150086048
Jutta my slutta

>>150080593
We had simply lovely weather. I enjoyed the drive, the walk, the drink and the view of a magnificent castle. How was the race?

>>150086029
24/7 slagposting until then. Bring it on

>>150086048
>3 weeks of Netherlands next
They couldn't have waited one more week so we got three weeks of Italian women instead?

>>150086058
they cant work during summer

>>150086067
hou je godvergeten kankerbek

>>150086084
The race sucked. You made the right choice. Got any pics of the castle?

>>150086048
gone off her since I found out she was dating lumberg

the bigger question is will dutch fans show up to the race in three weeks time? i assume the dutch only care about f1 because their man was winning everything

>>150085963
BASED

>>150086094
suuuuuuure they can't, right *WINK WINK*

did doohan do better than colapinto today?

>>150086111
race attendance in the 70s and 80s was decent and there were barely any dutch drivers in f1

Missed the race, how did McLEL rig nt for Norris?

>>150086116
reminder than enrico cardille was working in aston before he was able to, and some RETARD at "onions"motor said on a live interview at the aston headquarters that he was working, his office was in fornt of his and could call him at any time
aston got caught and had to quit working until recently

>>150086140
um, I already did?
>>150085742

>>150086158
Same as always, fucking over Piastri with the pit stops.

>>150086158
They kind of forgor that 1-stoppers are the way to go in the last couple of years. Honest mistake

>>150086108
I'm sorry to hear that. I just watched the highlights of the race and understand your plight.

>>150086099
Your mom, just in case.

>>150086183
Damn that's a nice castle.

>>150086131
good qualy, horrible start, and 2 horrible stops
but he wont be in the 5 worst of the fatso

>>150086158
Split strategy, ignored Piastri's repeated requests to focus on Norris over Leclerc, pitted him to cover Leclerc instead, allowed Norris to run a one-stopper. Tiresome fucking team

>>150085864
He just needed more time bro

>>150086204
>car 63
>only 20 cars in the sport
This shouldn’t be allowed

>>150086111
calm down
>>150086151
there where also quite a lot of people at dtm in may

>Red Bull

From one car team to no car team.

>>150086199
Maybe we can turn it into an F1 track.

>>150086229
But they have two cars.

>>150086221
>calm down
NOT A FUCKING FAN OF THIS FUCKING GIMMICK AAAAAAAAAAARGGGHGHGHG

>>150086191
no u

>>150086202
his best race so far, not saying much
>>150086204
he was well clear of alonso, those are never penals if they affect the race result
well, unless you are alo, in that case they give you 20

>>150086029
Should be illegal

>>150086215
>Cadillac are really betting the future of their team on THIS dude

>>150086108
>The race sucked.
Not sure what you people want from a race

>>150086238
Are you upset with me or something?

>>150086236
>Wanting to see that place covered in faggot corpo ads and safety fences

>>150086254
did he died?

>>150086254
>3 wheeler F1 car
Would it win?

>>150086254
he's literally /us/

>>150086279
grim

>>150086306
it could have, but the FIA probably wouldn't have let it

>https://dubz.co/c/de423b
"all the time you have to leave a space" energy

Netherlands next!

>>150086294
He tragically parced away

>>150086048
>>150086068
Isnt she dating Jake Paul?

>>150086306
I bet Can-Am could pull it off.

jeets on the internet keep saying mclaren sabotaged piastwat
lando made his strategy work, were mclaren supposed to give lando a worse strategy?

lecuck is the best driver in f1 history

>>150086306
Nissan could do it if you consider the Deltawing LMP car a 3 wheel car

>>150086335
man that entire season was something. Off race weekends we would have 4 /f1/ threads daily, race weekends we would shit all over the catalog. Even the normies at my university was hyped about it, 2021 was a great season

>>150086363
mclaren should have sacrificed lando to baphomet by now

strong weekend by stroll, only 2 mistakes, losing to bort at the start and to max, this was a huge msitake
but stroll is doing a decent season, very close to fernando in a few races, better than lando for sure, around top 10 i would say

>>150085677 (OP)
Was there any actual reason to do more then one pit stop ?
Not a single driver that pitted only once had trouble, how come entires fucking teams have that level of retardation ?

>>150085953
yes, because we need slower cars for actual racing, not monsters that lap 7s faster than pre-2017 cars
however, 2026- cars will be slow as shit which is actually good
but brown people will be crying because
>muh w11 track record

>>150086398
give up, bro

NO ERA PENAL

>>150086401
We need slimmer cars too

>>150086406
>>150086409
FIA pussied out

>>150086406
>>150086409
buck status?

>>150086409
>>150086406
>The driver of car 44 (Lewis Hamilton) waived his right to attend the hearing

>>150086406
>>150086409
nice essay though
could have just watched the videos during the race

>>150086363
McLaren pitted Piastri to cover Leclerc despite Piastri saying he wasn't interested in covering Leclerc. Midfield ran hards for 50 laps with no issue, the second stop was not necessary and they knew it

>>150086412
it is not about car size, it is all about time in the corner

>>150086406
exactly what i wanted to say after >>150085894
>derek
xtrannies will be crying

>>150086406
kek what a pussy
there were some sparks though

>>150086441
Are u retarded? How do u cover a driver you are trailing? They tried to undercut leclerc and leclerc covered him off by pitting the next lap

>>150086363
stop being retarded

>>150085930
No, it's genuine mental illness.

>>150086431
I would fuck Andrea's 1700 elo brains right out of her skull

Kean Nakamura-Berta (Japanese: 中村紀庵ベルタ, Hepburn: Nakamura Kian Beruta; born 12 November 2007) is a Japanese and Slovakian racing driver, who competes in the Italian F4 Championship for Prema, currently leading the standings in the 2025 season.

>>150086495
Alex is the hot one. Not Andrea.

>>150086486
Oscar repeatedly said on the radio he didn't care about Leclerc and wasn't interested in undercutting or covering him or whatever. Leclerc is way down on the WDC, he's irrelevant. Leclerc fell apart anyway, so in hindsight, any attempt to undercut him was a waste of time and just distracted from the main game which is the title fight.

We literally just came from Spa where long-run stint was proven to be the optimal strategy. And then they give that strategy to Lando and not Oscar.

>>150086516
Wrong.

>>150086406
Woah... Warwick the Bastion of the The Great White Hope. I KNVVL

>>150086441
>Midfield ran hards for 50 laps with no issue
i wonder why >>150085966 and they were not going for 2 stopper on a track where you cant overtake

Doohan should reclaim his spot from colaretard

It's
UP

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1dcpfenu6A

I had a good day out lads, got a bit sunburned and very pissed. How was it watching on telly?

>>150085705
>HTPH is museo from the future

Time is falling apart

>>150086363
The entire world minus bongs:
>McLaren sabotaged Ps3
Bongs and only bongs:
>McLaren didn't sabotage PS3

British exceptionalism I suppose
---
The seething bongoloid janny is having a melty btw. You won't be able to moderate this board soon. Enjoy Starmer's reign.

>>150085705
Chat is this real

>>150086519
>so in hindsight,
Irrelevant
You really are a retard

>>150085792
The difference is Ferrari gets caught

>>150086406
>>150086409

>>150086381
finnish 4chan crashed during aby dabby that year because of the post volume

>>150086532
Ah yes classical Hamilton™ move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtjcSYJ6r0o

>>150086597
Ah yes... yes you are NOT the seething one.. kek

>>150086582
I don't like him, but calling Hamilton the "Ferrari Disaster" might be a bit much.

>>150086626
I'm not the one doing any moderating and banning people mocking my shithole

>>150086597
>The entire world minus bongs:
So a bunch of seething retards who hate us because we rightfully raped them 100 years ago

>>150086406
There should be penal to Ham for trying to start shit like that

>>150086636
Spending 100mil on him was definitely a disaster.

>>150086638
seething

>>150086597
*Does a big poo on your head and rubs it in your hair*

>>150086652
He wasn't the one who started it.

>>150086254
>Cadillac
>achieving anything in this sport

>Ferrari a shit
>Forced to go on holiday with the GF
Life can't get any worse

>>150086363
>flag

Didn't even need to read, opinion discarded

>>150086582
tried watching this
we saw 2 different races
"there was a time out on track in which i was leaning more on oscar getting the win, certaintly in he last stint the pace that he had but lando managed it perfectly"
it was clear that oscar had 0 chances at winning his place back, thats why i was saying that 0-0 was better than 25-18
again, they stare at the tv but have no understanding on whats going on, reminds me of that one time when terry a davis talked about his parrot watching his computer
ok, made me laught just right afer
>>150086705
fuck you

>>150086705
You can't suffer in Italy.

>>150086705
Just ler her go alone and enjoy herself

It's clear now with these tyres and cars that it's best to just stay out.

What's the point of pitting when the penalty for staying out is just going slightly slower, which is completely offset by dirty air anyway

>>150086705
She could always invite her family

my top 6 races in the wet:

Alaia Rosberg
Naila Rosberg
Emilie Vettel
Matilda Vettel
Blue Jay Verstappen
Penelope Kvyat

>>150086705
>Oh no I have to go do nothing all day but fuck my hot italian girlfriend now
Fuck you

>>150086713
Why did you reply twice little man
Seething perhaps?

>>150086788
Noemi Sky Hülkenberg sisters...

pollers did a racism again, this is bad for /f1/ advertisers

I'm gonna continue to move until we get the total ban on the total initiative relative to what we've been doing with more border patrol and more asylum officers

I missed the slurp session. How did little lando get ahead?

>>150086857
How is Franco exposed?

>>150086877
good coaching

>>150086877
one stop

Ferrari paid 100 million for this

>>150086896
*100 million to prove he would not win in 2017 and 2018 Ferrari

>>150086877
Lando Norris is a fantastic driver.

TOTAL
ELKANN
DEATH

>>150086877
Better race craft and was able to adapt to changing conditions (got preferential treatment during pit stops and strategy)

>>150086896
he just needs more time bro.

>>150086896
At least he won a race for them.

Anglokino

>>150086896
A small price to pay for the exposition of a fraud. Thank you Ferrari.

yugi is very lucky that everyone gave up this year
otherwise he would be gone by summer break for sure

>>150086903
He would have definitely won in the 2018 Ferrari.

>>150086406
>>150086409
>>150086561
waiting for schizo rant
over half an hour ago and no video about fia-max, lazy retard

My musuko Yuuki-kun just needs more jikan

>>150085677 (OP)
Guys, you wouldn't believe how much my life improved since I'm not reading this fucking general anymore.
Didn't want to come back, but as I'm assuming that there were at least 5 threads today laughing about how "Norris bottled the start again", being too busy sucking Piastri's dick to realize that Piastri's defensive move was what caused Norris to lose 2 places and almost cost Piastri his place to Russel, which he would have absolutely deserved.
Wish I could have been here to see the meltdown when you realized that Piastri is even too shit to catch up to, let alone overtake someone on tires which were almost 30 laps older than his own.
Take care everyone, be careful not to choke on Piastri's semen. I wish I could say "I'll miss you" but I can guarantee you, I don't.

>>150086952
Mekies-sama will surely have a keikaku
>>150086959
see you next race Hans

I have no memory what happened in bahrain race

>>150086959
>sour kraut

What you going to do in the summer break to make sure you’ll be ready for the 2nd part of the season?

>>150086998
1. fuck my wife
2. watch my dau
3. wank to JAV
4. fuck my wife

>>150086959
They are both complete and utter shit

>>150086998
Go on a 6 month stint on an oil tanker so I don’t have to watch it

>>150086998
shift my attention to Rally2 for good

>>150086998
see a hypnotist to remove my inner tifoso

>>150086980
no, i remember australia and arabia, maybe this season they didnt race there yet
ahhhh no i member, tsunoda crashed into carlos, twice, the hard tire was shite, both alonso and carlos put it and went wide, carlos almost taking kimi out, but i dont remember who won

>>150086998
is this the salarywoman meme girl?
she cute

>>150086927
not a real brit
disgusting d*tch mutt

>>150086959
You put the cage on right NOW and call your com milf to peg you in a skirt TONIGHT

>>150086998
Gonna be kino title fight

Mfw #1 red bull driver

Honestly lads, I'm not as happy as I should be for the exposure hamilton is getting. Yeah sure I'm glad of it but I also feel pity, like, he truly believed he had something to prove, he deep down, believed he wasn't actually a fraud but then, this is happening

I've just learned a terrible truth
I think Alonso and Sainz are bums over boobs when asked by the press

new haircut makes me look gay
/f1/ related because you guys watched this race and slurped semen

>>150086705
How do I get an italian gf pastabro?
I dont think i saw an ugly one on my trips there.
I can offer her a seaside dacha on the Adriatic

Edd?

>>150087031
Fuck that sounds hot. Not big cage fan but I would.

>>150086998
Quit my fucking job and go back home

>>150087040
kinda glad he is mentally recovering
we were too harsh on him and on perez
it really was the fucking car

>>150086896
Max would be P1 in that car every single week

>>150085870
I still think Hamilton's rookie season is his most impressive one.

>>150087031
I don't have a skirt...

>>150087051
I ducked up my haircut today too
I look like sleep deprived Alan Kulwicki now

>>150087049
I've >>149898410 made a very thorough research on this topic few thread back

>>150085870
>kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007
unless you count the 6 gorillion hours of private testing that is

Svol
https://youtube.com/shorts/Wb9nZHJ5Mqg?
https://youtube.com/shorts/18TONsvcx3I?

>>150087049
They're meds, all women there have both

>>150087049
spain not white confirmed
>>150087070
impressive? that depends on the judge, best, were 16 17 and 18

>>150087097
So why did they not answer both, Alonso clearly looks at boobs too
unless answering both somehow didnt come to mind thinking they were mutually exclusive choices being asked by the lady interviewing

>whole month with no f1

what are you going to do

>>150086998
I'm going to be enlarging my Georgekino folder

>>150086998
I'm going to move out to the desert and live out of my truck.

>>150087041
No sympathy after he pushed for the BLM humilation ritual

>>150087117
Imagine myself in different roles in F1 and play out the situations in my head (I'm always the best at whatever I'm pretending to be)

>>150087117
1. goon
2. drink
3. repeat step 1 and 2

>>150087117
Go to the gym
Work on my old world army
Play fortnite
Clean out the garage.

>>150087117
what I've been doing all this time, just watch footage from older seasons and try to read more books

>>150087143
>Play fortnite
Roblox is where it's at, granddad

>>150087158
Too many zoomer fujos

>>150087135
>(I'm always the best at whatever I'm pretending to be)
Based

Still can't get over rari ffalling for bait

>force Hamilton to yield or both will crash
OMG SO BASED MAX VERSTAPPEN SO BASED CAN I SUCK YOUR COCK MAX PLEASE LET ME

>>150087178
um just groom them bro

I can’t overstate my contempt for this shit season.

>>150086903
That might be the most jewish looking jew I've seen

>>150087233
>Hamilton pussied out and went way wider than he needed to
OMG BAN MAX VERSTAPPEN HE'S A MENACE

>>150087217
I would be more surprised if they didn't fall for it.

>>150087233
you know he doesn't post here right? just go to monaco and ask him

>>150087263
OH MAX SO BASED FUCK NIGGERS FUCK ME PREGNANT PLEASE MAX SO BASED

BOO

But unironically

>>150087233
It's always the fintards that post shit like this.

>>150087315
DON'T YOU DARE SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT MY BASED MAX HE IS PURE RACIST SO BASED

>>150087315
It's a brownoid, it's always brownoids seething about verstappen

>>150086998
Work on my gag reflex to improve my semen slurping game

>>150087315
>finns

>>150087322
bro chill

Oy vey, it's anuddah yabbadhabbidhu melty!

>>150087315
He’s not even finnish. He’s some turk or other shit that lives there, as he has said before.

>>150087333
Anon what are you doing posting max, you might jump scare the darkies

>>150087117
Win F1 25 career mode in a ferrari to keep up morale in maranello

which driver is going to goon and play video games just like me

O lawdy dat macks

>>150087354
Hadjar

>>150087354
Norris

>>150087354
Jack Doohan
In fact that's what he's been doing since May

why did he 1 stopers pitted for hards in their second pit? the medium was clearly the better tire, they only had 1?

Genuine question: is there a chance Hamilton retires from the sport this week?

>>150087354
TSU

>>150087379
>1 stopers
>second pit

>>150087379
They used all their sets in qualy.
Progressing through to Q3 normally leaves you with zero fresh sets for the later stints in the race.

>>150087380
Would you? If you had his salary?

>>150087391
Imagine facial on her

>>150087396
He doesn't need the money. Not like he has a family to pass it on to lmao

>>150087391
Average asian male

>>150087380
nah, but i recall posts about him getting retired by charles
>>150087390
2 stoppers, jejeje, sorry, so sillyyyyyy
>>150087391
i dont recall a single guy in qualy that went for the mediums this time around, in other races we saw the astons and mercedes trying them, but not here

>>150087399
Stop it. She’s not for lewd.

>netherlands next
Can you suffer there?

>>150087409
He needs the funds for Hamas, his true passion

>>150087432
Why is she smiling like that? What is she holding in her mouth?

>>150086998
Gaming, gooning, and studying. The usual schedule that has never changed

>>150087466
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kawaii

>>150087467
Why not change it this year, anon?

So happy the FraudStappen days are over!
FraudStappen is getting desperate that he is not winning.
I love that his FRAUDULENT era of ""winning"" is over.

Also, jannies! Stop deleting my post. They do not violate your rules!

What’s their relationship dynamic?

>>150087341
Obviously, actual Finnish people all hate Hamilton. Him being a fraud is mainstream knowledge

>>150087563
Sub and dom

>>150087563
Naughty/good boy and punishing/rewarding dommy

>>150087563
voodoo oscar? she is really a psycho

>>150087623
Will she be punishing or rewarding him today?

>>150086431
Post more of these sluts (especially Alexandra)

>>150087563
I can't imagine Oscar emoting so it must be quite strange.

currently gooning to a compilation video of ferrari strategy failures

>>150087548
>Also, jannies! Stop deleting my post. They do not violate your rules!
kwab

its over

Antonelli finally scored a point in Europe!
Maybe he really is the next Verstappen!

>>150087563
womyn have it so much easier
>go to rich faggots highschool
>snatch rich faggot
>good job, now you are set for life

>>150087548
I honestly expected more of him in the race at least. He always seemed like the guy who can at least make up for it there even if the car isn't part of the top pile. But this week he entered as a midfielder and left as one as well.
Maybe it's just Lewis all over again.

I’ve never heard any of the WAGs speak

Holy mother of all KWAB's.

>>150087723
There was not a single session this weekend where he wasn't complaining about a lack of grip. He was not going to magically find something in the race.

>>150087637
Alexandra isn’t a slut

>>150087723
At the beginning of the race when he pulled the move on Stroller I thought he had done some magic setup for the race but then he did nothing for the rest of that stint.

>ferrari shaft Leclerc
>Leclerc nearly commits suicide in response

so russel is schizoposting about ferrari uh?

So Ferrari’s increase in pace is because they have a borderline-illegal, fragile car?

>>150087636
Punishing obviously. “You let that little goblin and the stratejeet beat you like that? Get down and don’t stop licking until my feet are spotless!”

>>150087563
piastri's mouth is her toilet, she also sneezes and put her boogers in his mouth.

>>150087563
he has the perfect cum eating cuckold face
Mr. "My GF is the best, she fulfills my fantasies" face

Yeah it just doesn't have the same ring to it when Max is doing this kind of bullshit for 10th place, he's making himself look like maldonado-tier or montoya medshitter.

>chuck with gf on track cant win the race
>piss3 with gf on track cant win the race

>Lando with gf on track can win race
>Max with gf on track can win race

>>150087791
ferrari would rather cheat to make the headlines about lewlew winning a race, they don't care if they get disqualified later on.

:-(

>>150087826
He jedi mind-fucked Hamilton off the track in the only real pass of the race. I really don’t understand the seethe over it.

>>150087749
It took those others years to get to that point, in much worse cars. For Hamilton it took half a season, in a car that his teammate regularly puts on the podium, and his mental crashout is much more severe than anything we've ever seen from anyone in the sport.
And it's not as if Ferrari weren't providing a competitive car. It's just Hamilton massively underperforming.

At this point we need to seriously consider whether Hamilton might be the worst driver Ferrari have ever had. Google suggests Badoer, but frankly, I think that's unfair, considering he came out of what was basically retirement for two races as a temporary replacement.

>>150087834
I preferred Charlotte Siné to his current gf
She had a great arse

Just finished watching the race. Unbelievably shit job on the broadcast, how do you never show the onboard from Max if you're going to spend 10 laps speculating about contact?

>>150087855
He's got his podium, he's done with this cum eating mess of a "sport"

>>150087870
Charlotte was a babe and should date me so I can NEET

>Skipped the Hungarian GP to watch Summerslam
>Missed an absolute snoozer for some slightly less snoozing wrestling

Smart move

>>150087826
>this kind of bullshit
Said bullshit being intimidating your opponent? Max built a reputation of "I pass or we crash", it's not his responsibility how the grid reacts to that reputation.

>>150087870
>sine has a great arse
I see your point.

>>150087723
FraudStappen has never been a front runner.
He has always been a midfielder at best!
It's always been the car that carried him, not his """skill""" (or lack there of).

>>150087686
You should be happy a Brit is winning F1.

F1 is supposed to be a gentlemen's sport, not yokels in orange making a nuisance.
I cringe when I see Dutch people in orange at any sports event

she is doing pit stops you know

>max and lewis are both shitters now
>max because he refuses to leave his comfort zone of smurfing in a low ELO lobby against AI teammates
>lewis because he's trying to learn a new champ

>>150087947
Looks like she works in Greggs during the off-season

>>150087947
What are her pits like?

>mentally ill indonesian with a dutch IP is back
yeah, shit thread
death to immigrants, fuck F1, imma go back to ski jumping
eternal death to South East Asia

>Hadjar 22
>Lawson 20
It's actually over for Hadjar, Lawson has freed himself from the poison of Red Bull Racing and is now driving beautifully.

>>150087947
>got rid of black guy
>hired woman
These quotas have to stop

>>150087977
>is now driving beautifully.
Wait till he starts crashing into everyone again

>>150087947
Remember that for every one of these you see there are thousands of ludicrously skilled and intelligent men rejected from the sport. That’s why I don’t feel bad when any team fails. They deserve it for cucking.

>>150087855
his qualy pace is concerning at this point

>>150087937
>You should be happy a Brit is winning F1.
Oscar is leading the championship

At this rate everyone but Colapinto and Tsunoda will finish ahead of Sainz in the WDC

>>150088002
Which begs the question, just how shit really was Magnussy?

>>150087995
in reality it should be a man making money when she is his wife and in the house raising their child or two
but for some reason they want it "the other way"

which f1 related story would you want to see a 30 for 30 on.
for me, id like to see them do a story on bernie ecclestone life.

>>150088035
nah during haas he was doing great at qualy
ist something about this car hat he is struggling with

>>150088025
I might be retarded but I don't get it

>>150088098
wec

>>150088098
that's okay

>>150088025
hamilton got shit on by ocon, bro

>>150088098
It's the exposure poll.
Norris overtook Hammerton recently but Hammerton is back.
It's an opinion poll so drivers who are well liked get away with exposure performances like Hulkenberg.

>>150088126
Twice actually, Monaco 2022 and Japan 2022.

>>150087952
It's shitters all the way down. F1 is basically Lichess at this point.

>>150088137
the best medshitters are about as good or slightly worse than hulkenberg

if max is so good.... why doesn't he just leave his comfort zone and hop into a new environment since it's clear even racing bulls would be a vertical move

>>150088165
ask him, not us, we're not max verstappen

>>150088179
I'm Max Verstappen

>>150088165
probably the same reason you're still making these posts after all these years

autism

>>150088188
Hey max what happened with the Charles?

>>150088157
Agreed, but Hulkenberg did nothing with a fast car today, he finished 13th despite ruining his race multiple times.
If he just did the bare minimum in that car he would have finished in the points.

>>150088118
>>150088137
Oh I get it now, thank you
>>150088122
I knew that you would understand me fren

>>150088203
I can't answer right now I'm on my sim.

>>150072205
>>150072205

>>150088138
She’s from old money
Her ancestors probably committed terrible crimes against humanity in the colonies

>>150088221
a that point just set the money on fire, more likely that it starts to rain and the fires dies and you keep your money

so the real reason max doesn't want to get paid 1 billion by some jew with an equally shit car as the current red bull is.... uh... because.... somethingsomething cope

>>150088203
the car was illegal again so they had to nerf it mid race to avoid another DSQ
t. joorj

>>150088221
proofs you buggered 3 tons

Good Day! I have just complete my watch of the race. My question: What happened to Leclerc? What was the secret problem with the ferrari?

>>150088285
Wait, was it actually running too low and thats why they couldn't go full out the entire race?

>>150088053
>for me, id like to see them do a story on bernie ecclestone life.
They'll air those when he dies.

>>150088302
probably, vasseur and chuck are being too vague about it in interviews

>>150088302
It would fit in with the narrative of the season.
Since China the car has run too low, it would have failed inspection in Australia if it was not a wet race due to them raising the ride height for wet races to suit the demands of wet tyres.
Ever since then Ferrari have had to LiCo every race to stop the car from bottoming out.
Such a fundamental weakness built into the car, it makes me worry how Ferrari will handle the 2026 aero regs.

>>150088331
I'm glad he has found form and is not being mentally disintegrated. I will be happy if he finishes above yuki and hadjar end of season.

if ferrari could actually fix their plank issue that got them DSQ-d in china, they could (or at least chuck would) regularly challenge mclaren for the wins this season as was proven today

I’m not racist or anything but the reason Ferrari never win anything is because 95% of their workforce is Italians

Only one Ferrari driver has a win this season btw

soooo, who won wec? lawson, first driver to lose his seat, or doohan, the firs driver to be kicked out of f1 completely?
>>150088364
i dont agree

>>150088373
This documentary explains everything you need to know about Italians and why Scuds Ferrari is failing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIDKB1paYYY

>the other pedonesian baiting for (you)s, yet baits are even shittier than before
just fucking nuke this "general" already

Yukibros... we look shit...

Why do British pilots do so well in Hungary?

biz idea: mini f1 iracing season during the summer break. 1hr session every week. this would replace some mandatory FIA bullshit they have to otherwise do.

I am starting intifada against Bongland and F1 who's with me?

>>150088364
>car is so shit that it only has downforce at the illegal ride height
>just fix the plank wear bro it's easy
Wow genius you should send your cv to maranello they'll make you a technical director

>>150088526
thanks

>>150088425
Gokart track. Most gokart tracks

>>150085894
>>150086406
>>150086409

narb a shit

>>150088643
Hamlington doesn't have that dog in him anymore. Half a season at Ferrari and his heart is no longer in f1

Call me a faggot but I just think the Alpine vehicles look neat.

>>150088735
Imagine telling someone that you drive an 'alpeen'

narb a god

>>150086406
>>150086409
>despite the ambitious nature of the overtake attempt
getting a bit sick of the stewards editorializing tbqhwyfam

>18 current f1 divers suck cock and guzzle cum in private
grim future

>>150088774
Lando was catching him anyways

>>150088680
>his heart is no longer in f1
His "heart" was never in F1. It was always just about his ego. And that's what's apparently taking the most damage now.

>>150088795
>let's give up track position for minor tire delta in monacolia
yep totally valid

>>150088437
>biz idea: replace mandatory FIA bullshit with mandatory FIA bullshit
You're hired.

So what do we do now?

>>150087563
if ps3 wins he can choose the hole
if ps3 loses she facesits him until he lose consciousness
>>150087947
she looks tired
>>150088138
too much sexual

Hamilton is the black Stroll

>>150088871
>i'd rather watch no races than watch races
ok then don't watch them? i'd rather watch FIA mandated cringe fest than nothing for a month.

>>150088898
stroll is doing a better season

grimi

>1 month break
>the race is netherland
well might as well make it a 5 week break

>>150088899
>I wish F1 was on 24/7/365.25 that'd be le epic!

I love tired looking women

>>150088921
stroll has had 10 seasons to warm up, hamilton has had 0.5

>>150088970
who are you quoting?

>>150088954
heh, when all the others pit as well Hulk will be P5

>>150088888
live life. think about how much you could get done in a month if you used every hour well (ie not watching f1). also checked.

>>150088530
You're welcome.

>>150088460
kek he does look like an iranian army general

>>150088991
Some Dutch fag that lives in finlan

>>150088954
its all so tiresome

sooo, lets say that lawson starts doing better than hadjar until, what would redbull do? they cant put hadjar in the redbull, they would have to look outside the redbull drivers, what are their options? ricardo, bottas and perez are out of the picture, linbab would be a mistake, so i see 4 options, palou, litos ,albon (by the way the british media tried to push him into the seat during the 23 and 24 season i don see it likely) and ... BORTOLETO

>>150088888
goon.
goon.
goon.

>>150089078
>that aku
el classico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIiW8VllwSg

>>150088954
>the onlydriver who hasnt lost a position on the opening lap this season
How is the old man so gigabased

MY BOY YUKI

>>150088888
watch some daughters

>>150087698
She has an engineering degree thoughever

>>150088898
stroll is beating kwablonso, so your statement stands

>>150089126
not yours

Alonso hasn't on in a decade, but people still praise him for longevity. Hamilton has a better season than Alonso and still gets tons of criticism. Sounds about white.

>>150088888
Superior open wheel motorsport next week.

>>150089203
they're both complete and utter shit, bro

>>150089111
maybe it'll be time for a /f1/ & uncle dolan crossover soon

>>150089198
Wrong now.

720 no scope

>>150089271
wow rare monaco poster

>>150089271
GTFO n00b

Horner won

>>150089271
you forgot to Y Y

What’s this facial expression called?

>>150089339
>"I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed."

>>150089339
it's the Leo bit my foot again look

>>150089339
>I can't post something happy on my IG

>>150089339
>he's going to sulk for the next 3 weeks again, isn't he?

>Ralf Schumacher, who raced for Jordan, Williams, and Toyota, came out as gay in 2024.
Lmao

>>150089339
>'my feet hurts'

>>150086586
>got a bit sunburned
I got sunburned too went I went to Imola, the sun doesn't feel hot but you get fucked anyway.
I recommend using lots of hyaluronic acid serum and aloe vera gel for hydration, it'll prevent your skin from getting scars.

>>150088954
>You have to try to be fast and can't just casually cruise around in a cool car
The state of this sport

>>150089376
Imagine if he raced for HRT

>>150089376
He's so strong and brave for lying to this wife for many years. Courageous!

>>150089383
>can't just casually cruise around in a cool car
thats precisely what a drs train is. they just get paid million to sit in a cool car and follow other cars while watching the leaders race on the trackside monitors.

So apparently Leclerc, Albon, Russell, and PS3 are holidaying together with their respective GFs in St. Barts next week

>>150087919
>those curves

>>150089376
if hamilton comes out as trans, would that mean that a woman won 7 wdc-s?

>>150089339
>'fell for it again' award receiver

>>150089339
chuck releases his frustrations on her via rape

>>150089459
A black woman no less

>>150089339
>"he's not going to rape me tonight"

>>150089339
>Oh well, I'll have to put do these things Lily taught me

>>150086406
>chose not to attempt to remain on track
K W A B
W
A
B

>>150089415
god i wish there will be loads of hidden cameras

>>150087123
>I'm going to move out to the desert and live out of my truck
A great way to spend a month, the desert southwest is so beautiful. Just watch out for flash floods.

>>150089415
i have a sudden urge spend my life savings to rent a telescopic lens camera and a private boat and stalk the coastlines to see what theyre up to

>>150089631
>>150089631
>>150089631

>>150087117
watch itv's 2007 season coverage

>>150089484
>>150089505
the duality of eastern europe