Canadian teams edition.
/hoc/vious: >>150071515

Calgary Flames

ni hao

Why hasn’t Dubas traded him yet

>..listen here, bitch... there is no need for that, I don't care how tight your box is, you're not worth it if you're gonna giggle at something as common as a choccy milk order at a family diner.. take your ass to the front door and call yourself a Uber, cause I'm gonna eat BOTH of our entrees, since I'm paying for both... now GET OUT!!!

Anime and nuckies

>>150087345
Imagine going on a date

>>150087355
>a what?

>>150087334
i wish

Just let out a massive burp following by a massive fart. Hockey.

>>150087408
man, that must have been satisfying
kinda jealous

Just let out a marner myself

Hockey belongs to the state of Florida now… sorry Canada.

>she apologized to the entire nation of Canada for pilfering their national game
pure fucking balls

>>150087483
No need to apologize, the Panthers are Canadas team.

>>150087587

1993

>>150087340
I'm hoping he is waiting until the deadline to make sure his team stinks, then unloads the vets (with Sid going home to my habbies of course)

America teams = mexican and black cities

Alright there is 5 dollaramas in town, one of them better have the wwe blankets

dollarama wwe smallpox blanket scandal

>wrestlefags are poor and diseased
OUT btw

>>150087340
because nobody likes to trade in the middle of July. First offseason ,retard?

>>150087326 (OP)
move Canucks to Portland
move Jets to San Diego
move Flames to Phoenix
move Oilers to Houston
move Maple Leafs to Milwaukee
move Canadiens to Indianapolis

>>150087976
Maybe you should check your calendar because it’s August now. Retard

Best roids for beer league?

So sad that Jack Roslovic is holding up anything in the NHL "trade market"
>>150088112
Who the fuck cares, NHL general managers are all retarded.

>>150088116
Falcon Export

>>150088127
He's actually decent he reminds me of a max dummy who takes like zero penalties

Rempe needs to be kicked out of the league. Find another line of work. Not only for other players’ safety because of his constant hits with intent to injure but for Rempe’s own health Rempe is bound to have dementia or worse when he’s in his 40’s or 50’s. Doesn’t Bettman and the NHL brass understand this? Or they do but don’t care.

need huggy :(

>>150088029
>snes to Atalnta

>>150087326 (OP)
aren't you forgetting someone? there must be a team in saskatchewan

>>150088523
What’s wrong Mr numale

>>150088523

>the Regina Vaginas

>>150088572
>>150088580
thanks. studying is hard and i hate my job. i know ill be in a better place next year but its hard to stay optimistic

>>150077007
and also the goalie, silovs, who the canucks gave away for the equivalent of my last Marner

bud + 1 = trb

>>150088656
We all have faith in you and you're doing a great job, Champ

>>150088721
Thanks a ton, fren. WAGMI

bring back the atlanta flames

>>150087326 (OP)
>my Quebec Nordics

>>150087340
All GMs are on vacation right now. Please come back in 5 months when they're back.

NHL owners and general managers are the biggest pussies ever

>>150088854
They must all burn in Minecraft

>/hoc/


>ornithology, herpetology, and the art of ice hockey general forum

>>150087677
>real life "if you win you lose" posting
jesus christ canada ycmtsu kwab

>>150088930
we're very intellectual here

I've never let a dumb ass bitch talk to me

hope? what hope gary? there is no hope for the dabres

>>150087887
it's wrestlechads
>>150087793
good luck bro
>>150088854
cope bill and kelly are chads

>>150087793
i went to go get a back scratcher in mine, but they didn't have it. can't believe, of all places, dollarama didn't have a back scratcher.

>>150087326 (OP)
hey where are my flames :(

>>150087408
this is on topic

at one point in time
there was coyotes
and fans
971 of them

>>150087887
it's night 2 (two) of summerslam (the biggest party of the summer)

>>150089130
And some great jerseys!

>>150089165
ummm

>>150089165
that's a yikes for me

we don't ummm here on /hoc/

>>150089241
we do say those and we call them that

>/hoc/


>no ifs, ands, buts or ummms

>>150089130
We'll meet again
Don't know where, don't know when

>>150087345
kek thanks :)
the waitress also laughed when i ordered it

Why is he so mad at me?

>>150089130
for a brief moment in time there was a chance that Gary would've had a playoff series in a 4,600 capacity arena

>>150089515
how insensitive
I thought ladies liked chocolate

>>150089632
Why tell you if you'll never do anything about it?

new snes jersey: https://x.com/JonnyRockford/status/1951605066760364179

5 god damned dollaramas and no wrestling blankets im pissed so i went to the liqour store and bought a bottle of vodka instead

>>150089833
Sens bros... its shit...

>>150089833
I see why the americans call us snow beaners now

>>150088607
>comedy baseball

>>150089764
What?

Liqour stores open on a Sunday?

My Flames are a proudly Canadian team.

no nuckies?

>>150089914
Who gives a care what that bust thinks?

>>150089906
Only until 6

>>150089906
raped retard

>>150089943
thoughts on your victory over trb?

I wanna become an alcoholic because I think it would help spur suicide

>>150089914
>tfw lived in Colorado, Texas and DC msa

>>150089955
Who?

>>150089943
I had no idea that blue book laws were being repealed
Fantastic, we should make free legal weed a thing coast to coast next
>roll the blunt, Mr President

>>150089914
Where are the Oilers

>>150089998
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150089998
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

sup fags you jelly of me and my hotwife?

yea i bet u are

>>150090022
Mcmeme could do so much better

>>150090022
Get a suit that fits faggot

>>150090063
so many femboys just waiting for mcdavid

>>150090022
see, this is why he can't win any cups. he clearly isn't practicing semen retention and so he will never win the ultimate prize.

>>150090022
Sad

>>150090136
He actually does look like he just got done masturbating for hours lmao

>>150090136
Crosby should teach him that strategy

For me it's homo milk. 2% tastes like shit

>>150090022
What the hell are those shoes? Get some normal black dress shoes.

>>150090206
All the cool people wear brown shoes now chud

a lot of judgemental people itt
very sad. thought we left that behind us once we left high school

>>150090258
Look who matriculated to grade 13, a hoser

>>150090206
Bet you think ordering chocolate milk on a date is lame

>>150090267
thoughts on the ded wongs being the 10th oldest team in the league entering year 8 of the yzerplan?

>>150090258
There's a genocide going on in Gaza and this is what you're concerned aboot?

>>150090180
yeah i bet it is

>>150090258
judgement this anus

go cats go!

>>150090316
amerigolem will do what hes told. sad!

>>150090316
can't wait for gary to host a preseaon game in gaza once it's been paved over

>>150090206
McDavid doesn’t know how to dress himself

Ok wave time
3
2
1

\o/
_|
./\.

>>150090333
Wouldn't being a pro Gaza commie shill make me Canadian?

>mfw they won't cool it with the antisemitism
lame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCyN9ftUMvE

>>150090258
We used to be a general that lifted each other up and now we just tear each other down

>>150090258
/hoc/ is a boys only high school circa 2007

>>150090326
Konata is my wife

>>150090387
>communism bad
Wowie!!! We've got a real free thinker on our hands!

>>150090387
I hope they all kill each other and turn that land into the worlds largest parking lot you homo

we were infiltrated by ghouls from the 'cord who repeated as nauseum existing memes, which then caused real users to repeat the memes even more, to the point the general became unusable. However, once the regular season starts we have a plan in place to take the genny back

Good luck ghouls

didn’t ask

Judging people is for retards. Live and let live is the way

>>150090431
It is bad! Did you not know that?!

>>150088551
yea the Regina Cats

>>150090397
>>150090022
is he autistic

>>150090464
he blocked me on insta for posting that picture and tagging him lmfao

What are the chances of my kittens 3peateing? uWu

>>150090408
i graduated hs in 2024

>>150090446
which is why you are being replaced

>>150090529
meds + touch grass + have sex

>>150090498
It's theirs to lose.

>>150090498
>you'll never believe what i got in store for you this time, goyim :-)

>>150088029
>Houston
Wow, an NHL team in Africa, who saw that coming huh?
Nobody.

>>150090537
>have sex
literally why?

>>150090022
his wife is hot but wtf is that dress, and wtf is that suit?

>>150090561
Houston isn't in Africa, it's in Texas my man

>>150090537
okay, bend over

>>150088029
Move Mapleleafs to Vermont

>>150090586
His wife looks like the fuckin kid from sixth sense

>>150090581
that's a great question desu

>>150090610
c cups and a nice lil ass. I see what McMeme sees

>>150090586
i think the dress looks nice

>>150090666
Cool that bitch see dead people

>>150090647
Meaning of life

>>150090688
what is it exactly?
to win the stan lee?

the following posts are a simple mental experiment

>>150090703
To drop marners. You couldn't stop if you tried

the following announcement has been paid for by the new World order

>>150090604
No we don't want those losers, we already have the Catamounts

>>150090744
Looks like a swedish speaking fin desu

eat
marner
sleep
repeat

>>150090589
I didn't say it was in Africa, I said it was Africa.
Like how Guam is the US, kinda like that.

i hope kenya's hockey program continues growing
pretty cool they were added as an iihf member last year

>>150090769
Reverse the images. Left looks like he is marnering

>>150090823
I didnt make it but I thought the same thing

>>150090769
Okay but why would Mattias Ekholm say that

>>150090776
Guam is an island though, Texas is a landlocked state my dude

>>150090823
>>150090833
Cope crying trannies

>>150090967

>>150090604
Vermont Bernies

What should I do in BC Canadabros? I'll be there for a week for work at the beginning of September. Pls give recs if you are local.

>>150091043
the steam clock in Vancouver is kind of neat

>>150090960
Galveston has been put on notice.

>>150091193
That's hilarious because it's true

>>150091129
Never heard of that but I'll look into it. I only have 1 actual full day to do anything outside of work and was thinking of going to Victoria for that day, but I like outdoor stuff a lot so I might just find some trails.

>>150089852
sorry bro. are you watching night two? :)

>>150091043
Look west towards flames territory

>setting off fireworks outside
>during the day
retards kek

i wonder if kate's playground has one of those big metal slides
those burned like a mafucka in the summer

>>150091243
I didnt realize it started yet ill set it up now

>>150091408
started 20 minutes ago
iyo, rhea & naomi

>1993

>>150091149
I hate Galveston but I want to visit

>>150090498
It'd be their 4th appearance in a row
I doubt they can do it cause they'll probably just be beat to hell

>>150091430
Oh cool i didnt miss anything

>>150091467
someone sang the u.s. national anthem at the very beginning
i boo'd it, of course

>>150091511
I'm convinced Canada won the 4nations because of our elite anthem booing

modern WWE is so shit. I turn it on and 30 seconds later I lose interest. Its been the exact same shit for 15 years

>>150091618
tlc match is coming up. should be a fun trainwreck. and the main event will be good.

>>150091628
they use fucking cardboard ladders now

>>150091618
>>150091628
>unironically watching wwe
do you look like Shannon?

and HHH face and voice is all over everything now, I was sick of that guy in 2002

>>150091659
yes but shorter and balder

>>150091659
Yeah but like 3 feet taller

>>150091671
so 5'9?

>>150091675
jen

>hardyz and dudleys there
christian and edge kwaboty

>>150091043
>>150091240
Assuming you'll mostly be in Vancouver...
The weather is still beautiful and summery in September, definitely lots of opportunities for hiking and nature stuff. The Grouse Mountain "Grind" is the most popular hike.
The BC Sports Hall of Fame is actually pretty neat for /hoc/ stuff.
Whistler is good choice for the day off too, easier trip than Victoria and can be checked out in a day. But be careful there's lots of Australians there.

>>150090258
Being non-judgemental has had us ending up with trannies, perverts and other trash thinking they're in the right.

i dont know who any of these people in this ladder match are. this is aew tier shit. nameless fucks saw dusting themselves, npc crowd eats it up.

>>150090258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prcJg7ZzXh4

>>150091043
lots of trendy restaurants on 4th avenue. kits or even like mount pleasant area is probably a more authentic vancouver feel than downtown. the leaves might be starting to change colors by then. always worth a walk around stanley park. if you go out by the navy museum at stanley park they have a little cannon that "fires" at 9pm every day.

>>150091878
is that how they let the junkies know the tourists are gone for the day?

>>150091043
Get as high as the Goodyear blimp.
In case you didn't know all that 90s Snoop and Dre chronic talk was about weed smuggled down from BC.

>>150091043
also depending how early in september, you could possibly watch a vancouver canadians game. they are the lowest level single a affiliate of the toronto blue jays. but its a pretty cozy park and tickets are only like $20.

this fuckin ppv is gonna be over before the sun goes down

>>150091950
I've never been but I've heard they have 3-feet long hotdogs.

>>150091043
you should drive down number 3 road in richmond and you will see some insanely rich asians driving in maybachs or bugattis.

>>150091954
yeah it was barely dark for the main event last knight

Wrestlefags OUT

>>150092180
just e-sloppers

>>150092180
>>150092194
E-Gods i'm afraid

https://youtu.be/8QmAy3ZMOvw
my nigga sam steel

holy fuck is this womens match still going

>>150090498
69%

i just lost the game

>>150090022
you unironically should not trust women with flat tits for evolutionary reasons
just avoid them

>>150092352

>>150090022
crosby could never

>>150090498
They’re clearly the favorites

>logs into hocgeneral.com

>>150091020
The Burlington Bernies

Tomorrow is Monday

>>150092498
Irrelevant for the unemployed.

>>150092498
Yesterday was Thursday
Today it is Friday

>>150092512
Retard

>>150092498
Thanks for the reminder. I’m dreading it

is there a rule against goalies taking shootout attempts?

>>150092532
Gotta get down on Friday

After tomorrow, there will be 4 days until Friday

>>150092568
Thank god

>>150092507
*high fives*

>>150092560
I only see a rule preventing non-goalies from defending a shootout/penalty shot attempt

>>150092560
its a penalty if the goalie handles the puck beyond the center ice line

>>150092498
harsh

>>150092560
what if the goalie is also a dog

>>150092701
then he would have 2 five holes

just got home
how's summerslam?

>>150092792
garbage just like all e-slop

my bike is called jake the snake

>>150092792
got home from where?

my bike is called bud the 1

my bike is called bud did not 1

I only bike at the gym

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL

bud has conducted the most successful propaganda campaign ever. oldfags know: bud lost

>>150092807
"business" meeting with gary

Why is the crowd booing the Codester?

trb1

>>150092888
tbg*

>enter thread
>it’s a game thread for summer slam

Is it some meta joke thing where /hoc/ is the only genny where you’re allowed to post off topic

>>150092888
CHECKED

going to a hockey camp in Finland just to try to get a gf

>>150092905
you're right generals shouldn't be allowed to exist in the offseason after the draft and free agency day 7

>>150092922
Off topic posting is unironically based but it seems like /hoc/ is really bad about it (or good depending on how you look at it)

>>150092917
BIG CLANKER MILKERS

>>150092905
Wrestlefags are the bronies of /hoc/

>>150092972
honestly an excellent comparison

>>150092942
There is literally nothing to discuss.
This isn't like the other NA sports where you can watch some player make an ass out of themselves for the whole offseason and talk about it.

>>150092917
hit up the sauna after every practice

>>150092905
summer /hoc/ is a multifaceted blogging general

>>150092972
I forgot about those guys

>>150093005
Those threads we had about that sexual assault trial were good

Anton Khudobin announces his retirement
>Goodbye, Kazakhstani Scorpion

>>150092942
/hoc/ is elite at off topic posting. we have great taste in music

trb has terrible taste in music.

>>150087334
sovl

BROCK IS BACK

/hoc/ is a raped bitch general sad to say

it feels so fucking good being an E-God

>>150093176
*f5's you*

>>150089854
>breakaway jersey
there's the issue

>>150093218
dimes

what do you think Gary smells like

>>150093239
drakkar and mothballs

>>150093174
>the whole shitting and pissing thing was just a work
Wow

>>150093239
sulfur and brimstone

>>150093239
jewish

>>150093239
kosher salts

>>150093239
not as good as connor bedard, i bet

>>150093239
my wife's perfume

what do you think trb smells like

>>150093339
sexual assault (male)

>>150093339
year old sweat between his rolls, dude weed lmao and booze

>>150092469

it has come to my attention trb posts in /brit/ and /cum/ on /int/ and spams sh*t p*rn there too. quite grim he literally posts on 4chan every waking moment

same

his loss to bud did a lot of damage to his fragile psyche

bratt in the hat

>>150093373
your imaginary friend posts in other threads too? you should share that with your psychiatrist!

>>150093407
you enjoyin' bud1204 bruv?

>>150093416
>le forced namefag drama
Get a life

>>150093420
just a bi'ha banter m8 'avin a lauff i am

>>150093420
worked

tbg doesn't even know who "bud" is

said hi to trb in brit lel

>>150088029
Jets to Phoenix. Flames to Atlanta

what are finnish women like?

as the saying goes, with bud and finns you win

>>150093515

>>150093534
with swedes ya sneed

>>150090462
They sold out of Panthers merch at the Queen City Ex marketplace. I bought a Kuromi bag instead.

>>150092866
he supports Trump and Israel

>>150091043
take a stroll down east hastings

>>150092797
and my penguins :<

Cody won

>>150093630
florida hockey

Don Cheadle as Michael Corleone

Ivan Ivan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vZis92VvJY

Steve Harvey as Clemenza

Leave the gun, take the watermelon

Ving Rhames as Luca Brasi

michael clarke duncan as pauli gaultierri

just finished the show. main event was based, trannies are SEETHING about the beast being back

just finished not asking

>>150093630
charlotte's billed from the queen city bro did you know that

>>150094117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO2Yvf5bw7M

>>150094148
cry on twitter some more tranny KWAB

DUN

DUNDUNDUNDUN

DUNDUN

DUNDUNDUNDUN DUN DUN

i like the islanders and black guys named jamalroquai

>>150094165
how do you feel about bucket hats?

Mario truly is the greatest player of all time

boomer i know is gonna be mad dirty dom won

>>150094186
reminds me of bud

>>150094157
kwab tranny meltie still didnt ask

>>150094196
oh no we don't watch that here we're E-Gods

we love dirty Dom here

I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS!

Wrestlefags are getting uppity again…

sometimes i think about suicide but then i remember gary and how he would lose a customer so i reconsider

>>150094213
it's wrestlechads

>>150094174
Yeah

Had 2 Häagen-Dazs today

Took a huge Canadian hockey franchise

codester desu

wrestlexhads is just a code word for massive faggots desu

Let's go Leafs

local >laffs fan not so tough after losing mitch marner

>>150094314
KWAB

>>150094170
they are for gay animecel losers like me and my islanders

i have a midnight marner pounding on the back door. it's time to let it out

copey on his 5th vpn of the day i see. huh

>>150092897
no trb

>>150094325
we don't call those that here now
>>150094331
hey tranny kwab i don't use vpns btw 1993 no milly brock's back

just read that marner is >our manlet, smallest guy on the team

12M dollars for Marner LOL

>>150094373
no tickets?

>>150094373
that's a pretty marner deal if i say so myself

>copey back on his usa ip thinking no one would notice
lol

>>150094388
1993

friendly reminder that can'tada hasnt won the highes't level mens professional hockey tournament in over 30 years

I spin more rymes then a lazy susan and I'm innocent untill my guilt is proven PIECE

Ran out of undies and need to marner. Guess i'm gonna have to wait till tomorrow (don't wanna get marner on the sheets desu)

bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022

new king of the hill is out i guess

>>150094427
Who is it?

>>150094444
cody

>>150094457
Who the fuck is that? Is that Geronimo?

>>150094461
you tell me

>>150094462
Geronimo the sens fan from german y that shows up occasionally

DED

based sweden and his love for boomertier memes

augh my marner is gonna be so bad tomorrow
I'm trading him to the toilet

I could beat any man in a hockey match of my choosing. Who is brave enough to accept my challenge?

poo peeland

>>150095737
Who's gonna sail all the way to NZ just to play a game of hockey against you?

on the /hoc/ yacht bound for auckland

>>150096120
Give us an update when you exit the Strait Of Juan De Fuca. Or if you're going the long way, when you leave the St Lawrence.

Thoughts?

>>150087326 (OP)
It is well known in certain circles that Mitch Marner is a gambling addict and now we have the evidence.
1. Chose the gambling capital, Vegas well before anyone had him pegged there.
2. Make a huge bet and throws Game 7s on purpose.
3. Got his SUV stolen from gambling debtors.
4. Made his mind up before the season started deliberately fucked the Leafs over by refusing trades, yes trades plural.
This kid got mixed up with some shady shit from the get go..... Thank God Tree tried to trade him for Rantanen really exposed the Marner camp for the gambling addicts they are, I'm looking at you Paul Marner you little slimy weasel. The Leafs are pegged for the finals this year now that "Locker room Cancer Mitch Marner" is gone, time to take the reigns away from Blake Wheeler of being the sneakiest bitch in the league.

>>150096207
Marner is familiar with getting pegged alright

>>150096207
>gambling on a marner
Thats how you ruin a good pair of pants

>>150096158

>>150096158
Thomas Hickey? That retard who couldn't make the Islanders shit teams? yeah Im gonna say Demidov on right wing is definitely a top defense unit.

>>150096207
Marner sucks

wordle in 3
stands = perfect
11/12 on j6
this is my week

>>150096359
yeah wordle was a ez today
might be a monday thing

Hey! Be careful.

took a cheeky pto today enjoy waging, bitches
lmao

>>150096359
>>150096498
That's just a scam to get you to think for free.

I fucking hate connections and the only thing keeping me from a full.on rage every morning is the sanctity of the no spoiler policy

>>150096359
these new york times games are not very good
bros are we getting old

>>150096207
What other secrets do you know, laffs insider?

Who did it best chat

>>150096880
They're all shit desu

>>150096880
Bruins, as in I'd be least offended to have that patch on a jacket or if it was on a hat or something.

>>150096880
I bet chagpt can create better

>>150096905
so cool zoomer! Tell us more!

>>150096922
The NHL’s “Original Six” teams—Boston Bruins, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, Montreal Canadiens, New York Rangers, and Toronto Maple Leafs—are the six oldest active franchises in the league, and several of them have celebrated centennials with special logos. Here's a breakdown of each team’s centennial logo and what it represented:

Boston Bruins (Founded 1924)
Centennial Season: 2023–24
Centennial Logo:

Features a bold "100" with the Bruins' iconic spoked "B" replacing the zero.

Uses black and gold colors, matching their traditional palette.

Includes "1924–2024" and the words "Boston Bruins Centennial" in a clean, modern typeface.

Design Notes:

Symbolizes 100 years of grit and tradition.

Inspired by previous jersey styles and historical iconography.

Chicago Blackhawks (Founded 1926)
Centennial Season: 2025–26 (upcoming)
Centennial Logo: Not yet released as of August 2025.

The Blackhawks are expected to unveil a special centennial logo soon, potentially with elements of the Native American profile, feathers, and “100” integration.

Detroit Red Wings (Founded 1926)
Centennial Season: 2025–26 (upcoming)
Centennial Logo: Not yet released as of August 2025.

Likely to include the classic winged wheel, the years 1926–2026, and red/white themes with retro motifs.

Montreal Canadiens (Founded 1909)
Centennial Season: 2009–10
Centennial Logo:

Stylized "100" featuring the Canadiens' “CH” logo in the middle.

Colors: red, white, and blue.

Included the words "1909–2009" and "Centenaire" (French for "Centennial").

Design Notes:

Also used multiple anniversary patches and throwback jerseys throughout the season.

Celebrated as the NHL’s oldest continuously operating franchise.

>>150096988
franchise.

New York Rangers (Founded 1926)
Centennial Season: 2025–26 (upcoming)
Centennial Logo: Not yet revealed as of August 2025.

Expect a design involving the diagonal "RANGERS" text or shield, with red/white/blue colors and "100" elements.

Toronto Maple Leafs (Founded 1917 as the Arenas, became Maple Leafs in 1927)
Centennial Season: 2016–17 (NHL Centennial too)
Centennial Logo:

Used a modernized version of the classic maple leaf logo with 31 points (for 1931 Arena Gardens opening).

Not a standalone “100” logo, but instead:

A “Leafs Centennial” patch with a silver and blue maple leaf.

Also part of the NHL’s own 100th anniversary celebration logo in 2017, which was widely used.

Design Notes:

Wore several heritage jerseys.

Honored 100 years of NHL and franchise evolution from Arenas, St. Patricks, to Maple Leafs.

>>150096880
where are the shorks?

*hits the ring*
*F5s /hoc/*
*refuses to elaborate*

just got back from the gym bros :)

ha ha guess who gets to drive the new truck today :)

Ha ha guess who didn't ask >>150097442

haha guess who is a massive faggot >>150097477

what’s up with all the videos of Oilers fans getting beat up by Indian guys?

>>150096880
chicago did it worst
and leafs and red wings did it best

>>150097514
Red Wings best
Leafs worst

>>150097450
Based congrats bro :)

>go to local grocery store for frozen pizza and chocolate milk
>see Erik Karlsson near the produce section
>mfw it's actually *him*
>try to act cool, casually grab a cucumber I don’t need
>walk past him, nod like a normal human
>"Hey man, huge fan"
>he looks at me like I'm an empty net
>just turns back to the avocados
>try to laugh it off, say "good luck this season"
>he’s now inspecting a cantaloupe like it owes him money
>stand there awkwardly for 3 seconds too long
>walk away with cucumber and shame
>forget the frozen pizza
>only leave with a bruised ego and overpriced organic vegetable
Fuck you Erik

Was working outside and had to suddenly marner so bad I dropped my drill and ran inside

>>150097755
Should have called him a giant faggot for sandbagging to get traded from MY San Jose Sharkies :) so hard he killed the team.

>So what's the deal with Bettman?
>Hello, ...Newman.

>>150096158
I don't know how anyone can watch Dallas/Edmonton and then Florida/Edmonton the last two years and pretend that Dallas has a D corps that's almost as good as Florida's.

My dog eats marners

I eat marner

my owner watches me eat marner

>>150097442
What did you work on?

>>150097988
>>150098012
>>150098035
For breakfast?

test

Why

>>150098061
i hate this maga cultist so much

>>150098055
Whenever nature calls and my dog is around

>>150098061
The same reason as always: Canadians will buy it anyway so we might as well appeal to Americans

>>150098299
Burger dei

don't think NHL Hitz is ever coming back lads

>>150088029
Arizona just lost a team, and you want to give them another?

>>150098061
This looks like some Getty Images they brought and slapped NHL logo over it.

bud + 1 = trb

>>150098299
EA's soccer game sold like shit for the first time in decades, NHL is probably worse since it's PS5/XBox Series X|S exclusive.

The Arizona Coyotes were a latinx-owned business

if you say Latinx you get your balls shot off with a 12 gauge

>>150098061
>https://x.com/EASPORTSNHL/status/1952398674828341636/quotes
Fuck it's a saltmine

Latinx
go knights btw!

i adopted a canadian, what do i feed it?

>>150098501
DO NOT get it wet after midnight!

>>150098501
feed me pizza

>>150098501
play american idiot by green day

>>150098501
Hope your canadian isn't a picky eater, poutine sounds miserable to make

>>150098061
they should put a coach or gm on the cover next time

>>150095792
>>150096120
I choose tonsil hockey

poo peeland

>>150098061
Should be Nate Schmidt

Still fuming over 2004. I think I'm getting close to proving it was in.

calgary has some real flaming youth I tell ya

>>150098962
Or his fellow juice enjoyer, Ekblad

Bros mitch went missing

>>150098448
I know boomers that buy every generation of console and the only game they play is chel

>>150098970
take your meds, schizo freak

Miro got married

my ask got didn't

>>150099142
Because he clearly knocked some bitch up that wouldnt abort

They say "abortolainen" btw

why does the NHL have the shittiest rookie contracts of all the 4 NA sports leagues?

>>150099298
gary hasn't grown the game enough is why

>>150099317
the game doesn't need to grow to pay a rookie and manage his contract better. there is nothing more retarded than reading the RFA system

>>150099298
baseball has a lot of years of team control though maybe fewer of their guys peak at like 24

Jimmy Vesey signs a 2 year contract with Genève-Servette HC
>Winners of the Jimmy Vesey sweepstakes, European edition
>Better that than the rumored KHL offers

>>150098685
it really isnt, deep frying at home sucks so you could always air fry them or do them in the oven. the gravy is easy peasy. the hardest part is finding cheese curds.

>here's gary growing the game

>>150099425
Alan Walsh writing another 16 articles about Boko Imama and some other shitty AHL player incoming

>>150099354
Id rather play in Switzerland than russia

>>150099425
Is that the black guy the found playing in the ukrainian league a few years back

>>150099354
thoughts on the incident that happened 1,205 days ago?

Stop fucking asking people for their thoughts on irrelevant namefag drama

>>150099487
thoughts on getting worked?

Last night I had a dream that I had a 1 on 1 meeting with Wayne Gretzky. He was trying to convince me to sign something (not a hockey contract, but i have no idea what). I kept asking Wayne "but why did they send YOU?" And he kept laughing and saying "because i'm the great one" and finally I say "But why did they send YOU? Yeah you're a legend and I grew up watching you, but at thie point you are like a father, and I would never listen to my father" and Wayne got all flustered and then I woke up. Weird because I get along great with my dad.

The yearly numale NHL game cover SHOULD have been Johnny.

What a wasted oversight.

>>150099048
That guy comes from bud island aka the world's largest trash-pile.

>>150099487
deliver me one breakfast burrito and make it snappy

why isnt every goalie just a 7 foot tall fat guy

>>150099530
The cover should have been the real victims of the rape trial, aka women that lie

>>150099562
sport science had an episode on that

>mfw ran out of loonies

>>150099487
Uh-oh, Frederico is getting uppity again

>>150099530
this should be the cover for every nhl game going forward

thinking about anons sister that went to a medium

>>150099530
"no"

stop parading his corpse for likes. I fucking hate it.

>>150099733
My sister wears a large

>>150099736
he should be exhumed and his ashes should be mixed into the next cup ring

hoping that anon whose mom passed away a couple of weeks ago is doing okay
unless it was trb in that case lmao

>>150099733
So the medium also told her that our dead grandfather likes to play pranks on her so she told this story about how she always finds dimes everywhere despite never carrying cash and thats its him playing pranks on her. The medium says people are too busy to.notice how the dead are communicating with us.

Strange how the medium didnt pick up on the fact that grandad put alzheimers grandma in a home and then didnt speak to his kids or grandkids for 15 years before he died then left all his money to some random woman he met. But whatever.

Im debating if I should tell my sister that around 2011 when grandmother died is when the rabbits and dear started frequently appearing in my backyard.

>>150099298
Jews

Back in my day, you’d have a couple Bud heavies in the tank after the game. Then you’d slink out to the local unscrupulous establishment for some…company. Rip cigs and chase them with more Bud heavies and some chicken wings from the guy set up in the parking lot. Slink back to the hotel after curfew, gotta tip the doorman big. Crash for a few hours and go to practice to work it all off.
>Dang kids and their nights of sleep!
>Games gone

>>150099902
you had quite a heavy dosage of bud on that chilly easter evening lmao

>>150099298
NHL prospects/rookies have it way better than MLB rookies

>>150099530
It should have been Matthew and Brady, not Matthew and Johnny

just drank a natty ice AMA

>>150099970
How did you like it

>>150099981
honestly not bad. most of the cheap ice beers taste like a french canadian's asshole so this was a pleasant surprise.

I could heem skip bayless

>>150099988
the trick to consume like 10-12 of them in a red solo cup for the maximum alcoholic experience

gary is obsessed with the flames today

Took a hat trick of marners

why is rapey pretending he's actually played once in his retarded and raped and crippled life

>>150099996
Him being outed as a coomer was really surprising to me, I thought he was clean and not into nefarious shit.

>>150100123
>pretends to be a veteran
>pretends to have played hockey
>pretends to not be raped
his entire life is make believe

>>150100310
you forgot
>pretends he isn't attracted to children

>>150100315
2true. he's a sick individual and needs to be put down for the greater good of humanity

>loses to breakfast
>loses to stephen

I have some good posts lined up for the next thread

the best posts are the ones you don't make

Hurry up with the next thread reddit is seething and i need to post way

>>150100361
Yum

slow your roll

>>150093515

bump

gonna make some chicken

let's have this be the last /hoc/

Let this be the end
Let this be the last song
Let this be the end
Let all be forgiven

>>150100467
>tfw Bulju has reproduced but Crosby hasn’t

new >>150100535

>>150097988
Lmao just like Pajeet

>>150098061
He is based and the face of the nhl. Won the cup and ate connor mcdavids sushi dinner ner

>>150098448
They should probably put these games on the switch if they wantto sell video games