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>>150096525 (OP)
where are chiefs players

i guess Mahomes is the goat if he didnt need elite CBS

I hope Jerry Jones is having a great day.

>>150096525 (OP)
I feel bad for Nicki Minaj's husband because maybe she thinks NFL players make enough that $10 million is chump change but I'm pretty confident Dez Bryant would murder his own mother for $10 million let alone a registered sex offender

>MFW the flyovers try to post numbers to ignore the open relationship

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.

>>150096541
DELET!!!

>>150096525 (OP)
Wasn't Chris Harris Jr a slotbabby?

>>150096554
She's on his side bitchknee, now post more kiddos.

>>150096525 (OP)
>ramsey/bouye at #1

>>150096564
>She's on his side
Doubt.

>>150096525 (OP)
revis/cromartie is probably the best duo here, woodson/allen were late career. it's hard to rate just how good seattle was because of their crazy safeties, but we do know what happens when you try sherm with a sorry receiver like crabtree

>>150096575
KEK
It actually bothers you doesn't it. Sorry fag, JerryGODS won.

Really makes me think, t.bh

>>150096599
>Jalen Squirts
Worth anything!?
KEK!

>>150096525 (OP)
This is accurate because nobody on this list is even in the same stratosphere as Ramsey and Bouye were in 2017. That was the best pass defense I have ever seen

Name one impressive win either of these teams had during the 2024 season
>pro-tip: you can't

>>150096633
I guess we will see then, won't we :D

Full-on mutiny any day now

>>150096698
ACKSHUALLY HE'S ON JERRY'S SIDE!

>>150096599
this made me scratch my head

>>150096728
Dookie is horribly overpaid.

>>150096633
this is a nice little microcosm of why the epstein shit will never come out
>You blow up someone I like? I’ll ruin you right back
its mutually assured destruction, one domino falls then its just a cascade effect like an avalanche
very kosher

lameme extension soon

>>150096742
lmao

>>150096732
the eagles trio is horribly underpaid

didnt we just go through the Lamar contract shit

>>150096758
ravens are a well run organization and understand getting it done sooner is always better

>>150096755
they're well paid, the eagles are just singularly great at manipulating the cap

>>150096755
you can't just look at flat numbers, there are layers and layers of hand rubbing built into the contracts

>>150096755
Tbf Hurts cap hit will go up in the next few years (though it only peaks at 12.8% of the cap, as opposed to Dak's 24.12% next season). They could always restructure again though.
But the reason the trio is cheap is because Howie is smart and gets deals done early. Everyone freaked out about the Hurts deal when it happened but it was quickly eclipsed by other QBs. He got AJ and Devonta's deals done months before Chase/Jefferson/Lamb pushed the market higher.
Plus, he and Lurie have earned a lot of goodwill with the players, so the players are willing to take part in the accounting games that keep cap hits low. And Lurie is wiling to pay cash up front, which helps a lot.

>Bryant then said he wanted to be left out of it and that he was a huge fan of hers, but Minaj continued.

>She brought up Bryant’s alleged arrest for assaulting his mother back in 2012, and that’s when things went off the rails.

>Bryant brought up Minaj’s husband, who is a registered sex offender.

>“Say b#### I didn’t go to jail or touch my mama,” he replied. “I was defending myself.. I removed her nails from my skin .. folks know I was dealing with some curupt s### in Dallas.”

>He added, “I don’t get how you can even be on the internet with your husband being a sex offender.. you said we are speaking facts weird h*e.. so come on.”

>While defending her husband, Minaj offered Bryant $10 million to fight him and drag Bryant’s father into the beef, making accusations against him.

>Bryant said he’d take her money and beat up her husband in front of her. Minaj hasn’t said a word since. To say all of this has gone a bit too far is an understatement.

beat up this bussy

>>150096805
Why are teams able to manipulate the cap like that in the NFL? Why not just be like the NBA

>based on the current market, if (when) the Cowboys make a deal with Parsons he'll be at ~14% of the cap
>that will mean they will have 3 players adding up to over 50% of the cap
>and their top 5 adding up to ~65% of the cap
L E L
E
L

>Look, when we put Shadeur up against our worst players he did better than everyone else against did against our starters!
Why the fuck are the owners of the Browns so obsessed with this kid lol
I genuinely think Haslam should be forced to sell, it's malpractice to manage a team this horribly

Colts lose Ahmed for season during hip drop tackle in non-tackle 11 on 11 practice.


What the FUCK was the guy who tackled him thinking? i honestly believe at a certain point you should be liable to be sued if you do something that retarded.

On X, people present at the practice said Ahmed’s leg “did a full 360”.

>>150096867
dak will be restructured. lamb likely will as well. their cap situation will look pretty standard after that

>>150096545
>pretending she wrote that

>>150096872
Its kenny pickett time

>>150096861
>manipulate the cap
It's not really a big deal. All it is is giving players cash up front as a signing bonus, which spreads the cap hit over all years of the contract. There's also the void years, which spread it out further, but the money still needs to be paid and hits the cap eventually (unless the player agrees to another restructure).
Honestly it's probably better for the league, because it incentivizes owners that are ambitious and willing to spend money. They need to kick out the cheap-ass shitters that are dragging the league down (and they also need to raise the salary cap).

>>150096882
Lel they just restructured Dak and just extended Lamb very recently. There's no wiggle room for Dak unless he takes a pay cut and Jerry is tanking all his goodwill with the players by giving Parsons the finger. They're doomed.

>>150096872
>training camp stats
Literally the opposite of useful. Practice is for trying things and learning.

>>150096873
no one ever talks about it but practice squads are fuckjng BRUTAL. everyone is trying to stand out and yes, most people ARE trying to injure each other so they can take spots on the roster.

someone had it out for ahmed and broke his leg permanently. the guy who tackled him is probably buddies with the RB5 or however deep their practice squad depth goes

>>150096895
>Lel they just restructured Dak and just extended Lamb very recently.
so what? they can do it again every year if they want to

>>150096915
Not without the players taking paycuts. There's only so much cap space you can wring out of a contract that's been signed, at some point the players have to agree to give up some money. Well-run teams where the GM has a good relationship with the players can make that happen. I doubt the Cowboys will.

>>150096873
Imagine if somebody injured travis kelce in training camp

>>150096824
What would you do if your wife was offering ex NFL niggas 10 mil to beat you up?

>>150096928
>Well-run teams where the GM has a good relationship with the players can make that happen.
It helps if you are an actual contender, not a constant chokefest like dem boys

>>150096824
nicki minaj is a legit schizo
this is a 40 year old woman that will get into arguments on the internet with random people and literally spend weeks tweeting about it

Joe Flaccid.

Chiefs aren't going to lose the AFC West lol

>>150096971
The Pats are still a couple years away from being a playoff team

>>150096971
IM TIRED OF RAVENS AND BILLS EVERY YEAR

>>150096984
I just don't see who else in the AFC is making it this year

>>150096971
The Broncos are missing the playoffs this year

7 hours of football-free commercials.

>>150096984
And if you're wrong?

>>150096971
Overreaction on the Panthers. They're still bad.

If I beat this bussy up is you gone tell on me

>>150096994
Thank GOD. I hate football.

At what point does Dallas finally say, "yeah, nah.. this ain't it"

>>150096971
bills being the bills will always be hilarious to me

>>150096971
I'm really excited for this Panthers season. Adding an up-and-coming star on the D-line should really make a differ- ...wait a second....

>>150097013
right after baltipoor dumps laMVP for having fewer playoff wins than brock purdy lmfao

>>150096995
WELL THEN WE'RE WRONG

>>150096971
pats aren't ready yet, give them another year

>>150096971
lol, lmao

>>150097055
>1st quarter
makes it even more embarrassing

>>150096971
you can always spot non-ball knowers because when it comes to the afc south they immediately hammer the texans as the winner even though they did absolutely nothing to help cj stroud stay upright
the jaguars should be the favorite there

>>150097032
Adam thielen gon ball

>>150097068
i'm quietly watching the jags but don't want to jinx anything

>>150097068
>the jaguars
filtered

>>150097068
The Jags have two great WRs and nothing else on that roster. Who is afraid of them?

if I sneed that bussy up is you gone chuck on me

>>150097068
The Jaguars are the most likely to steal it but they still have a QB problem

>>150097092
anyone can win in the afc south

>>150097106
Except for the Titans, they are complete ass

>>150097115
they are badly run, look at how much talent they've let go

>>150097101
They have a mild QB problem but their biggest issue is that their defense is fucking awful

>>150096872
Based Browns ruining any prospect of Shadman having a career in the NFL

>>150097092
everything wrong with the jaguars last season was their coaching staff and their secondary which were both two of the worst ive ever seen on a football team
they have a new coaching staff and now they have travis hunter who can replace whoever's playing like shit in the secondary outside of the SS position

>>150097155
>Shadman

>>150097156
Hunter will not be full-time at both WR and CB. So which is it going to be? Either he's another weapon for Lawrence (who currently has no one other than Thomas) or he's the one missing piece that will transform a bottom-3 defense into an asset.

>>150097178
my guess is wr fulltime and db on 3rd and long. hunter has pro level conditioning already, that is part of his appeal, he is very difficult to gas out

>>150097178
>Hunter will not be full-time at both WR and CB. So which is it going to be?
he's WR2 and a package CB which can change depend on injuries and performance
although he unironically could play both full-time for a game or two, you have to remember this dude played every snap on both sides of the ball regularly in boulder colorado which is much higher above sea level than denver is

>>150096971
Where are my jaggies?

>>150097207
>package CB
What does that mean, to you? Do they have a another guy on the roster that will play outside in base and move inside when Hunter comes in? Will Hunter just always play slot? Part-time outside CB is not something that NFL teams do.
Anyway, him playing every snap in college does not mean he can or will do that in the NFL.

>>150097229

Tom has hinted at coming back at the prime years of 50

>>150097244
cops: jacksonville is one of the best series

>>150097256
I don't care

>>150097236
>Part-time outside CB is not something that NFL teams do
i'm calling bs here, there are plenty of times teams will swap in fresh personnel against a dangerous receiver

>>150097236
>What does that mean, to you?
they have specific packages where he'll play outside likely in situations where they need a good flat defender and hunter was one of the best flat defenders in college football
>Do they have a another guy on the roster that will play outside in base and move inside when Hunter comes in?
nobody knows exactly how the jaguars will do it, but everyone is assuming he will replace CB2 jarrian jones outside primarily, and jones will just go to the bench because they definitely arent swapping jourdan lewis out of the nickel and tyson campbell is CB1 when he's healthy
>Part-time outside CB is not something that NFL teams do.
to be fair, no other team has drafted a guy that was both the best wide receiver and the best cornerback in the draft

Titans fans (do y'all even exist on /sp/), going to Nashville next month when the Rams play you guys. Is Germantown a decent spot to stay? tailgate situation? Anything I absolutely need to check out?

>Jihad Campbell officially off the injury list (though he was never limited at all)
How exactly did they get away with this again

>>150097298
Gonna cry?

lel

>>150097312
The Bluebird Cafe

>>150097312
you're supposed to do the nashville tourist things like eat hot chicken sandwiches and get runover on broadway by a bachelorette party bus

>>150096571

>>150097314
He was hurt? What was wrong with him?

If Caleb doesn't pan out, I'm going to set myself on fire in front of my coworkers

>bo nix has no arm
Why was that a meme when he first got drafted?

>>150096872
>practice stats
Ameristats knows no bounds

Rodgers or Peyton Manning?

>>150097460
Because of the Oregon offense.

>>150097314
>drafting a nigga named Jihad

>>150097468
Lanning definitely does run a meme offense

>>150097448
He had surgery in March to repair a torn labrum in his shoulder, which was supposedly a major cause of him dropping to the end of the first round. There were reports that he'd miss part or all of training camp.

We all do realize that the Reffies are going to dominate again, don't we?

>>150097460
Do you have any good webms of Nix that aren't against the stalwart and valiant Cleveland Browns?

>>150097480
Didn't they fire the Chiefs playoff refs

>>150097480
272-0 again this year
My reffies can't be beat :)

Flacco as a dad of three different race kids sitcom por favor

>>150097462
>>150097462
>>150097462
It finally happened

Daddy Flacco hubba-bubba :)

>>150097482

>>150097469
a true american hero

You bitch. You betrayer. You traitor. You cheating bitch. You could have stayed in NO and rebuilt things after Brees left. We fucking loved you. You won us a fucking Super Bowl. Then you just left us :( That shit hurts man. Why did you do this?

>>150097510
What teams?

>>150097533
That would be the Broncos at the Buccaneers, my blind friend.

>>150097528
>written by arab, directed by jew
Racism officially ended

>>150097529
He's overrated, you'll be better off

>>150097529
He realized the front office was making awful contact decisions that were going to destroy the competitiveness of the team for years to come. He also probably just wanted a year or two away from coaching to recharge. The Broncos offered him a position any coach would want to be in. An ownership group with unlimited cash and the ability to mold the team using his vision.

There shouldn't be a hard cap in the NFL, just implement a lenient luxury tax.

>>150097529
Sorry, he's ours now

>>150097565
whatever you say Jerruh

>>150097565
It's practically destroyed the MLB to just be able to throw a gazillion dollars at a player from a rich team

>>150097577
Jerry isn't even the richest owner. Broncucks, Chiefs, and Panthers are.

>>150097565
I very much disagree. They won’t do it every year, but it gives owners like the Wal family the ability to decide that they’re going to buy a championship and take the hit for a few seasons. Owners like the Rooney family could never do it, because they can’t financially compete with the funds of a company that eclipses the gdp of most countries.

>>150097583
What destroyed the MLB is everyone realizing that baseball is boring as shit

>>150097584
Broncos are THE richest football team. They have Walmart AND George Lucas money

>>150097590
Sounds like a poorfag problem

>>150097595
I like watching playoff baseball if my team (The Doyers) are playing

>>150097583
you can argue that free agency had a bigger effect on football than salary cap

>>150097606
Jerruh we know you haven't been to a NFC championship game since they implemented the cap. How about you get off 4chan and talk to Parsons agent.

>>150097590
It's not even just Walmart who owns the Broncos. They've got literal Star Wars money from George Lucas' wife and even Condoleezza Rice is a part of the ownership group

Don't get rid of the salary cap, but significantly raise it, and purge the owners that can't/don't want to spend.

>BREAKING RUMOR:
>The Commanders and Dolphins have had discussions involving a Tyreek Hill and Terry McLaurin swap.
>The Dolphins want a high pick back in the deal.
Would you do it?

>>150097664
Is Tyreek still elite?

>>150097662
You already have to spend 90% of the cap over something like a 5 year period I think. What else can you do to force cheap owners to pay.

>>150097676
reek is still fast as fuck, just put an unassaulted thot in the end zone

>>150097664
Yes. You need to be willing to spend when you have what you think is your franchise qb on his rookie deal. If the Dolphins are getting Terry and the Commies are picking up the entirety of Tyreek’s contract, I wouldn’t give up more than a 2nd then.

I gotta tell you, Ben Johnson is incredibly honest when answering the press

>>150096935
heem them. like all challengers before.
then buttfuck my wife's dad for raising such a cunt.

>>150097664
Please god no
t. redskins fan

DA BEARS

>>150097480
Literally the first play of the first game of preseason had a flag
refGODS are gonna be on one this season

>>150097619
fuck both tbhdesu. you shouldn't be punished for drafting well and taking care of your homegrown players.

Is this accurate?

>>150097788
No it didnt
It had a review

>>150097799
>all those non triple crown years

>>150097800
>it’s so over that im getting flags thrown on my posts
refSAMA….plz…

Micah parsons has been traded to the Steelers in a blockbuster deal, here is what the Steelers are giving up:
>Alex Highsmith
>2nd round 2026
>2nd round 2027
>5th round 2026

>>150097825
And they'd still go 9-8

>>150096928
>Not without the players taking paycuts
no. teams can bring a player's future money forward as a signing bonus that clears cap space in the current year. players have no reason to decline this because it gives them their money faster.

>>150097825
it's real

>>150097825
>no cash considerations

>>150097799
moss arguably better than kupp, though both are top two imo. which is better to you, moss making gymnastic one hand catches all season or kupp getting thrown hospital balls all season and surviving?

They finally did it, the absolute mad lads

>>150097878
when's their invite?

Do women actually enjoy anal? I matched with someone on Tinder and can definitely see a hookup happening. I’m wondering when the right time is to ask if she wants to try anal with me.

>>150097907
idk but i sure do, never had a better orgasm than when a dick rubs against my prostate.
anyway go rams

>>150097907
I've found to be a little standoffish at first, but if you consistently present your anus to her she will eventually feel compelled to play around a little for you

>>150097907
After you’ve gone on several dates and slept together a number of times. Don’t bring it up until you’re having a natural conversation about what you both are into sexually. Don’t be weird and force the issue when you first hookup.

>>150097907
i went out with some freak that wanted me to put it in her ass on the first date

>>150097907
ignore these guys, the first thing you should ask if she's into anal gaping when you get into the restaurant

>Detroit's first play of the preseason was a turnover
>Detroit's last play of the postseason was a turnover
It's like poetry

>>150096872
>practice stats
Meaningless for a variety of reasons. Also a reminder that Pickett was a preseason god and then we saw how that turned out.

So, Caleb “Poop Crusty-Oh’s for breakfast” Williams is a confirmed bust at this point, no?

>>150097664
>another one
kek

>>150098003
>then we saw how that turned out.
he won a ring?

>>150096971
>rams
I’ll believe it when I see it. Saquan absolutely raped the living fuck out of the NFC last year. I also doubt the Bills ability to get past the Bengals.

i heard jenny does anal on the first date
in a toilet stall, in a gas station, on the way to the restaurant

>>150096971
bungles own the razorcakes, bronkeks commies and burrs arent making the ploffs and lameme will not stop choking

I’m so fuckin ready

>>150097907
i dont know if anyone has told you, but there's nothing but poop up there. keep your wiener out of there.

>tfw no WBPTG gf

>>150096971
>pats and bungles over Steelers for the wildcard
Rodgers might be washed but he’s better than Russ or Fields, let alone Pickett or the titty kisser. The team isn’t any worse than the past year or two and QB is a minor upgrade at worst.

>>150096971
switch bears with lions
switch lions with puckers
switch 1 seed to chargers
bengals to 3
broncos to 7
ravens to 5

What if the Bears had won this game

>>150097907
>I’m wondering when the right time is to ask if she wants to try anal with me.
Right away, immediately on the first date. Rape if you have to.

>>150097013
Once his contract is up

>>150098104
they would have one more win and one fewer loss hope that helps

>>150098102
The Bengals would be extremely lucky to make wild card let alone win AFC North

>>150098104
Then Eberflus would have kept hoods job until the end of the season and then been fired. The Eagles may have had shot at the 1 seed, but the nfcn would still have come down to week 18 between the Lions and Vikings.

>>150098124
>/
steelers aint shit and ravens have a tough schedule

>>150096872
>I genuinely think Haslam should be forced to sell, it's malpractice to manage a team this horribly

The NFL needs a kinda "relegation" clause for owners, where if their team sucks for a period of time (say, no playoff appearances in 10 years) they have to sell off a majority interest in the team.

>>150098124
not really. they were pretty unlucky to go 9-8 even with their terrible defense. i think its pretty likely their defense improves and the offense is the offense.

What happened to the Kiwi?

>>150097207
It’s way more practical to be a full time DB and a package WR than the reverse.
> you have to remember this dude played every snap on both sides of the ball regularly in boulder colorado which is much higher above sea level than denver is
I don’t want to discount how impressive that was but CU played weak competition and got exposed anytime they played anyone decent. Nebraska kicked their ass and contained Hunter (ignore garbage time stats) and Nebraska still sucks. Also Stanford in 2023 shows he can get gassed and exposed. Ayomanor had nearly 300 yards and 3 TDs including big catches over Hunter. They needed to sit him for a couple drives and let him recover but coach primate is an idiot. NFL coaches should know better.

>>150097964
Isn't Kelce too old for his mom to be taking him to summer camp?

>>150098169
heh

>>150097321
>can’t explain why it’s funny or creative
You seem way more emotionally invested in this

>>150096935
Beat my wife for wasting 10M

The early reports are that Caleb is struggling. Ben Johnson regrets going there no doubt.

>>150098152
They’re going to need Trey, and the rest of the defense will need to play league average defense for them to be anything more than either one-and-done or just outside the playoffs.

jerry jones answers the media like he's podcasting

Penis Jr.

>>150096824
she aint finna step to tha GOAT though
https://youtu.be/8m_0qAZ0st8
https://youtu.be/VzP2bTjgSIE

>>150096530
-Jameis Winston led the league in yards
-Tom Brady led the league in yards/TDs
-Baker Mayfield led the league in TDs since 2023

When are we going to admit Tampa Bay has a lot of weapons and any shitty QB could statpad in that system?

>>150098315
>69 touchdowns
Nice

>>150098251
trey will sign. they've already agreed on numbers they're just negotiating guarantees now. if the defense was league average last year they're fighting for the 1 seed lol. the team is closer than people are expecting.

Imagine you're getting brain surgery but then when you walking to the surgery building and seeing this

>OHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>sorry am I distracting you?
>OHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>I have ADHD
>OHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Doing this helps me relax
>OHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>anyway where's my scalpel?

Yea, I'm turning 369 degrees fahrenheit then hitting the griddy outta there while rizzing up a Gyatt

>>150098315
-Alex Smith let the league in passer rating

When are we going to admit Kansas City had a lot of weapons and any shitty QB could statpad in that system?

>>150098385
This is the only forced meme I like on /nfl/.

>>150098385
If I saw him doing this during warmups, I’d give JJ a big smooch while he had his eyes closed, guaranteeing his debilitating adhd would force 5 interceptions in the game.

>>150098387
Alex Smith is a 3 time pro bowler. Not to be confused with a bum like Jameis Winston

>>150098371
Agreed. If they have the 16th best defense in the league this year then they are a SB contender. That’s still a big if.

>>150098387
kc wouldve been in the playoffs this whole decade if not for the 2010s broncos

>>150098433
on what team and under what head coach did he get his 3 pro bowls in btw?

Rasm finna boutta win da owl

>>150098152
This girl knows ball

1. Ravens
2. Bengals
3. Browns
4. Steelers

i'm in love with a meth addicted prostitute but good lord she has such a perfect ass because she has a phobia about her ass touching toilet seats so whenever she poops she literally does an air squat over the toilet

>>150098458
You can spot temujins posts w/o a trip? Clever

>>150098422
>I’d give JJ a big smooch
Yet this is somehow still the most straight Lions fan we have on /nfl/.

How have you guys been?

>>150098385

>>150098483
stfu nigger

>>150089529
>no it proves hes throwing the ball way more often than everyone else. is jalen hurts better at avoiding sacks because he had 10 fewer than burrow?
This is a cope. Burrow audibles out of plays to pad his and his homie's stats.
Hurts is unironically a better NFL QB because he will actually check into the best possible call for each situation.
>>150093577
>Burrow purposely takes sacks on third and long to try and extend plays. The drive is dead if he gets sacked or if he throws it away.
This just proves that he's shit at managing games.

>>150098503 ikr?

>>150098503
you don't know ball

>>150098483
isn't that the question of the day

>the "OROTY shuffle"

>>150098483

just pooped in the sink for the first time. what an exciting affair

>>150098526
Based
>>150098528
Cringe

>>150098544

>>150098544
Based
>>150098553
Cringe

>>150098503
>Burrow audibles out of plays to pad his and his homie's stats.
kek

>>150098152
I’d argue they were lucky to 9-8 with a terrible defense. They’re going to be a 8-10 win team again. You can’t expect your offense to score 30+ every week and win

>>150098553
if i had one wish it would be to lick an anon's cum out of mia malkova's gaping asshole

>>150098544
You haven’t lived until you shit in a urinal

>The kiwi chad watches college and professional football and relies on his own eye-test to evaluate talent
>The Italian virgin does not watch the sport and relies on other men's eye-test like PFF. He is an NPC who takes ESPN's proprietary, closed sourced QBR rating seriously despite it have 10k lines of code just to calculate one of its many modules.

>>150098580
Lfg Bears btw

>>150098385
Lmao. And ppl expect him to be a good quaterback? I don't buy it

>>150098591
it turns out the JFFM Eye Test™ is the most valuable metric in all of football. Who'd have thought

>>150098591
At least the Italian views things objectively. There's another anon who just spams cherry picked stats from Nick Wright and keeps moving goal posts.

ban the qb late slide

>>150098630
Cherry picking is taking Brady's mediocre stats he put up in his 20s and era adjusting it to make him look better.

Brady had an all-time great 30s and 40s, there's no need for him to try to lie about Brady's lackluster 20s. Manning averaged 4k yards, Brady struggled to get 3.5k yards. He wasn't him until he got Moss. Peyton is him. Mahomes is him. Rodgers is him.

>>150098591
Stop glazing the Kiwi. He'll get too big of a head. I'm gonna start posting this as a warning at the beginning of every thread.

I'll give you head, faggot

>>150098693
based and straight
>>150098686
cringe and gay

>>150098567
>I’d argue they were lucky to 9-8 with a terrible defense
what's your argument for that? they lost 6 games where any one play could have won it. it's not like their offense was significantly better than any other year where burrow was healthy either.

>>150098699
Nigga, it's a fucking warning. It's like a "Do not feed the animals" sign at zoos. You don't want him to go overboard. Keep his confidence at a reasonable level.

Who has the best bussy obviously

If your team hasn't won a SB in your lifetime, do you still get bragging rights for SB wins?

>Brady wasn't him until he got Moss
>But I choose to ignore the three Hall of Famers that surrounded Peyton Manning for the first 10 years of his career
disingenuous rat.

Who is the best Jewish NFL player?

>>150098712
>Do not feed the animals
that only applies to namefag/tripfags.
he's technically not using a trip at the moment.

>>150098726
Travis Kelce

>>150098729
You are playing a dangerous game, and this general will suffer for it come the start of the season.

>>150098720
anthony richardson seems like the type of buck to say "ungh nigguuhh..." after every other stroke

>>150098743
Protip, it already has

>>150098725
If you're arguing Brady's stats were lackluster in his 20s since he didn't have enough help then fine. That's a perfectly reasonable argument, but the italian will post proprietary "adjusted" stats trying to make Brady look elite in his 20s. That's my issue. Brady has an all time great 30s, no need to lie about his 20s.

>>150098725

If you're arguing Brady's bussy were lackluster in his 20s since he didn't have enough bulls then fine. That's a perfectly reasonable argument, but the italian will post proprietary "adjusted" bussy trying to make Brady look elite in his 20s. That's my issue. Brady has an all time great 30s, no need to lie about his 20s.

>>150098764
3 super bowl wins is an all time great 20s. sorry but it's fact.

I’m pretty sure the Epstein files are going to be released sometime in the next two weeks.

>>150098798
how many times will tr*mps name be redacted

>>150098562
It is pretty funny. I guess he knows that the Bungles are never going to the playoffs again.

>>150098789
And now you're stealing valor from the defense. In the 2001 AFC championship Brady left in the 2nd quarter with the score at 7-3. The Patriots elite defense won the game 24-17 without Brady.

He had the best defensive coach back when the rules favored defense yet you ignore that.

lel

>>150098744
>anthony richardson
The fact that he's still in the league is proof that there are not 32 humans on earth capable of playing the QB position.

>>150098798
>>150098806
>>150098817
You guys wouldn't stfu about releasing the files and he misunderstood you and is now releasing the philes.

>>150098812
No i'm presenting you with facts. Troy Aikman is in the HoF because of his 3 rings despite being carried by his defense, OL and RB in all 3. You're delusional if you think Brady wouldn't have a gold jacket from his 20s alone.

There's way too many east coast teams.

>>150098852
Anon....

>>150098852
Guess where most of the major cities are

stafford going back in and throwing a game winning tuddy after getting his shoulder annihilated is one of those moments that exemplifies why football is the greatest fucking sport on the planet
>>150098852
theres nowhere else to squeeze more teams in
an argument could be made for Salt Lake City and st louis but that’s basically it

The Provo Archangels sounds kino

>>150098789
>>150098851
>Changes the subject from individual QB stats to rings which is a team stats.
Disingenuous rat-like behavior but that's what I expect from you.

Kino

Stafford & Baker are heavily underrated. Goof is overrated but still good. Mahomes and Burrow are extremely overrated. Lamar and Josh are without doubt the 2 best in the league in terms of sheer value-added. Daniels and Stroud are good but young and on cheap rookie deals. Dak is underrated. Ryan Tannehill and Mason Rudolph are both more competent QBs than multiple starters. Herbert is super underrated, stayed productive despite many years turbulent coaching changes, Dolphins fumbled big time by drafting Tua over him. Rodgers is underrated, still a top 10 QB. Darnold is overrated, one good season in a sea of shit. Murray is overrated and will be a backup in a few years if he doesn't mature. Lawrence is underrated, unironically needs more help. Daniel Jones and Justin Fields should be in the CFL by now, hilarious that teams keep giving them chances.

>>150098896
What qbs are properly rated iyo?

>watching Pat McAfee show from a few days ago
>Steelers fans all chanting for Aaron to "bring us 7"

Lmfao he's the reason y'all don't have 7 rings. Absolute humiliation ritual cheering for a guy who beat you in a Superbowl

scheme>team
fite me

>>150098896
>Mahomes overrated
How is having the best of everything overrated. Do you even know what that word means.

>>150098903
Geno, dangeRUSS

Football is for FAGS

>>150098909
Mahomes is a QB on the decline who is carried by his defense. He hasn't put on an elite performance in years
>inb4 you cite team stats
You sunk your own ship right here>>150098888, QB stats ONLY

>>150096525 (OP)
1. The dope who made this misspelled Mel Renfro and Herb Adderley.

2. The dope who made this left off Hanford Dixon and Frank Minnifield of the Browns.

>>150098919
look at that enormous tv stand
whos paying these fucking people that much money

>>150098906
Winning one for them would be pottery. Not likely at his age. One benefit to playing for an AFC team is bypassing his kryptonite of NFCCGs. Can’t lose in that game if you don’t need to play in it to reach the SB.

>>150098932
Life is easy when you have a good bussy network

Gonna go on saturday boys so glad football is back

>>150098946
>who you know matters more than what you can do
god i can’t wait for the chinks to put an end to this countries hubris

>>150098932
Guy in the middle was a child actor. One must assume he didnt completely fuck his fortune away

>>150098888
no one changed subjects. >>150098764 tried to argue brady in his 20s was not an all time great. I told him why that is not true, even presenting real historical evidence to back it up.
>individual QB stats
no such thing
>rings which is a team stats.
does this apply to mahomes, I wonder?
try to keep up.

>>150098960
good for him then desu
can’t imagine the horrors he went through
https://youtu.be/w9_4ALl3uuI

>>150098903
Very few. Like that other anon said, Geno and Russ although I think Russ is kinda underrated, he's still catching shit for Hackett being the worst NFL coach ever.
Purdy and Hurts are both fairly-ish rated, both a little underrated imo, especially Hurts. The rookie deal guys are all fairly rated aside from the two I mentioned. Jordan Love is mostly fairly rated, no one thinks he's shit or a superstar. Flacco is underrated, dude can still play good ball. I think Picket is also underrated, he got screwed over by bad coaching like Russ, we dont know what he looks like in a modern NFL offense. Falcons looked unstoppable when Cousins was playing well, I think his injury was worse than everyone said, so I'd say he's underrated IF he can get healthy, I have a feeling the Falcons will need him.
>>150098909
Yes, he has had the best of everything, best coaches, best roster, best officiating, etc.

>>150098385
Imagine you're getting brain surgery but then when you walking to the surgery building and seeing this
>BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
>who is this
>I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
>hello?
>IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM

>>150098922
>2022 post season
7 TDs, 0 INT, 115 passer rating
>2023 post season
6 TDs, 1 INT, 100 passer rating
>2024 post season
5 TDs, 2 INTs, 101 passer rating

Just to put this into context Burrow has been in the league for 5 seasons and has never had a passer rating above 98 in the playoffs. Brady has only done it 4 times in his 23 seasons.

>>150098965
When I said Brady had an all-time great 30s so no need to lie about his 20s, it's obvious to everyone I'm referring to the individual stats he put up like yards, TDs, and passer rating in his 30s. You rat.

>>150098932
The middle guy looks like he could be the actor who played the chubby kid in the sandlot

>>150098315
And how many of those qbs won the super bowl by wining 3 straight road games against multiple hall of fame qbs then blowing out Mahomes?

>>150098972
Sasha turned into a faggot but this and borat aged like the finest wine
he was taking shots at diddy even back then

>>150098817
Wow.

Trump lied?

Amazing...

>>150098998
Thats because he is lol

>>150099003
Brady knew this.

Reminder that the 49ers had more crippling injuries than the Chiefs and a dogshit OL outside of LT but still averaged more PPG than the Queefs.
Purdy>>>Mutthomes

>>150098995
in 2030, if we follow trends, mahomes will have -1 TD and 8 ints

>>150098711
> they lost 6 games where any one play could have won it.
I assume you mean all of their losses by 1 score or less. If that’s the case, then they could have also lost 4 more games by a single play and been 5-12. Banking on your offense to outshoot everyone isn’t sustainable. It’s more likely for the offense to have a dropped pass, a fluke tipped ball, one bad play, etc and kill a drive than it is to have the other team consistently drive down the field and score on a mediocre defense every drive. The point is you don’t want your game to come down to 1 score games and a 2 minute drill. If Chase or Higgins misses a game they are kinda fucked. If you have a mediocre defense and lose the 3rd best guy in it, the replacement doesn’t make the whole thing fall apart.

Maybe I’m traumatized by CFB being a husker fan. They’ve lost 70 games the past 10 years and 65% of them have been 1 score or less. Great teams don’t let it come down to a 2 minute drill every week.

>>150098995
>individual stats he put up like yards, TDs, and passer rating in his 30s.
You already conceded the argument that Brady's lack of weapons were the cause of this to be valid. Once again, no one changed subjects. Rat.

>>150098982
Bo Nix has the entire league both on notice and on his surgery list

>>150099006
>>150098998
more cushion for the pushin…

>>150099030
Cant wait for blo dix to get exposed

I think the denver broncos suck

>>150098995
>post season
And now the regular season?

>>150099000
>3 straight road games against multiple hall of fame qbs
When Brady played Peyton, Rodgers, and Brees in their prime he went a decade without winning a ring. He waited for them to retire or get old to start winning.

The analogy would be if Mahomes was getting his shit pushed in by prime Allen, Lamar, and Burrow and waited for them to retire before winning. The Mannings went 5-0 against Brady.

>>150099012
Where is the Epstein list you magapedo! You know he raped kids for years! You are scum!

>>150099049
Okay but when this doesn't happen I get to kneel on your neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds

Hey Braun-freunds, I don't follow pre-season, how big is the current chance that this will be >our year?

>>150099049
probably won't happen soon, the hardest defense they face is their own in practice, at least until the chargers get online

>>150099056
>regular season
The regular season is training camp for Mahomes. His season doesn't begin until overtime of AFC championship games.

By age 28 he already set every passing record for QBs in their 20s, the only thing he's focusing on is rings.

28-3 turned me from a hater to a respecter
if you remember that game was for all intents and purposes fucking OVER but something inside of me just knew that something would happen, me and my brother both said after halftime that if there’s 1 person that isnt gonna go out sad like that it’s Brady and whaddya know

>>150099096
You got made fun of in The Naked Gun

How many of you guys are like this out there?

>>150099096
If by >our year you mean a year of bringing lots of laughs to everyone I would say it's extremely likely

>>150099103
>coming back 0-24 in the playoffs
Been there done that. Yawn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R1s1wv5y5g

>>150099102
mahomes isnt making another sb for at least 5 years, the roster is a mess and hes gotten soft
its possible the chiefs dont even win the division this year

>>150099102
>didn't post regular season stats
At least you know he's on the decline

>>150099120
honestly i thought the chiefs we’re gonna come storming back in the SB this year but the roster is just too shit to fight from behind like that
its the classic axiom that teams who win a lot in the regular season fold under playoff adversity

>it's Tom Brady though

>>150099137
bet they eagles said the same about mahomie during half time

>>150099114
you mean, traitors?

>>150099144
im sure during halftime the eagles collectively agreed that under no circumstances were they to take their foot off the chiefs throat

This anon >>150099029 has successfully gaslighted me. I no longer know what to believe. He's muddied up the debate so much with fuckery. I was talking about stats here >>150098764 when I said all time great 30s, and he successfully derailed this to mean >>150098789 rings. gg

>>150099099
But it will happen. Happened to Stroud, happened to Purdy, happened to Love. Hes no different.

>>150099052
>38-0
>b-but it was our backups
Would be a damn shame if somebody went out and hurt them for monetary compensation huh?

>>150099120
25 is bigger than 24

Mike Tomlin is black

>>150098903
This might sound weird, but Dak.

He's been productive long enough that no one can say he just flat out sucks but at the same time even Cowboy fans aren't kidding themselves about their prospects with him any more. Everyone thinks he's better than average but nowhere near elite, acknowledges he's overpaid and expects nothing from him in the playoffs, which is exactly right.

>>150099104
I didn't watch it yet is it good? trailer looked cringe af

>>150099118
well damn

>>150099158
all bo really needs to do is game manage meanwhile:
>stroud
no protection, injured team
>purdy
how can a mr irrelevant get exposed, he's still playing above expectation
>love
love injured himself in brazil and proceeded to step on his own dick the rest of the season

>>150099179
>no one can say he just flat out sucks
lol I can. He flat out sucks.

Chiefs roster is bad.

>>150099178
and there it is

>>150099196
It's true to the spirit of the original movie in the sense that 60% of the jokes made me laugh, 20% did nothing, and 20% were cringe inducing

>>150099152
>If you're arguing Brady's stats were lackluster in his 20s since he didn't have enough help then fine.
There's you conceding that Brady having shit for weapons is a valid reason for him having lesser stats than Manning who had three Hall of Fame weapons.
>the italian will post proprietary "adjusted" stats trying to make Brady look elite in his 20s.
I ignored this because I don't give a fuck about some italian. I'm not him, I don't see him in this thread and I don't care what he's had to say in the past.
>Brady has an all time great 30s, no need to lie about his 20s.
You're arguing he was not an all time great in his 20s which is not true, seeing as Troy Aikman got into the Hall of Fame because of what he did in his 20s which was arguably less than what Brady did. If you want to argue his stats alone were not "all time great" then that's fine but once again you already conceded that his lack of weapons likely caused that so you've defeated your own argument.

>>150099134
>honestly i thought the chiefs we’re gonna come storming back in the SB
I was at a Chiefs watch party. None of us gave zero fucks even when we were down 0-17 since we have the most clutch QB of all time and we're used to comeback wins. It wasn't until the 2nd half INT that we got worried.

>>150099239
I can't see it working without Leslie Nielsen though, do they honor him somehow?

>>150099263
Yeah they do, every single member of the cast is a member of the original cast's son lmao

This might sound racist, but....

>>150099274
Don't.

Coach Primate

if you remove QB from the equation its the worst roster in the division
The hunts are kikes
worst stadium in the league, worst facilities in the league, does their all world QB absolutely 0 favors roster wise etc
they backstabbed Al Davis and the AFL, they even tried to corner the silver market in the 80s and almost wound up in prison over it
absolute scum of the earth
>>150099263
Yes
Liam neison is literally his son who followed in his footsteps, its a good movie
Like other anon said it does the concept justice
>>150099273
This
They even turn being respectful to the original into a joke

>>150099254
>You're arguing he was not an all time great in his 20s which is not true
Anyone could see I meant all-time great stats and wasn't talking about career/rings.

>>150099213
grim
ha ha time to shitpost

Broncos finna heem the league

>>150099283
coward

>>150099294
Ok then you defeated your own argument.

>>150099287
>>150099273
Starting to get be sold, do they make fun of OJ?

>>150096663
I would say the win vs Detroit was pretty impressive.

>>150099312
yup, but just once
It's only like 85 minutes it's worth giving a shot

Come on Caleb...

Geno is having an all time training camp
do NOT run when it comes
>>150099319
this
barely an hour

I'm just here so I don't get fined

>>150099325

>>150099343
In today's age of PC media handlers we will never get someone as based as Marshawn again.

>>150099343
once a raider always a raider

>watching the King of the Hill
>mfw [spoiler]Bobby's girlfriend takes a giant shit on Jerry Jones' desk[/spoiler]

Fucking based.

>>150099366
>flash animation
saps a lot of the soul out tbqh

>>150099347
You were saying?

>>150099347
UH OH STINKY!

>>150099384
He got the message at least

>>150099384
>ball boy getting plonked in the head on the 2nd throw

>a dick has been in my mouth
>a dick has been in my butt
>my dick has never been in a man's butt so I'm straight
anyway let's talk about my Raiders.

What do you guys think of Cory Dillon and Dion Branch?

>>150099413
raider nation is inclusive
even here their representatives are a robosexual and a latinx woman

>>150099418
never heard of em

>>150099418
Never met either of them

Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering summer of 92.

>>150099302
Bountybros we are so back

>>150099436
Guys won 2 superbowls with New England.

this bussy is sweltering

>>150099318
Ehh, the Lions were clearly trying to lose

>>150099450
Oh you're thinking of Corey Dillon and Deion Branch. Dillon was pretty good, Deion was kind of a Bradybaby though

He's going to surprise people this year

>>150099436
>>150099418
solid non flashy guys who move the needle
every team needs 3-4 dudes like that
>>150099451
xam

Can I get a zest check on Mack Hollins?

>>150099500
>this is how nu-men look now that we allowed women to control society

>>150099500
those hands scream sissy

Uhh... should someone check on him?

>>150099500
Bro gave em out for free

>>150099481
By going all in?

>>150099515
those aren't white sleeves under his hoodie, but bandages

>>150099515
the man is an excellent offensive coordinator but goddamn is he not a leader of men

>>150099500
sugar in his tank for sure

Queefs lost the owl
The raiders didn't :^)

>>150099515
McDaniels is genuinely funny. I thought it was cringe when people would glaze him for his press conferences but he keeps the same energy never feels performative. Few HCs like that

>>150099547
>>150099513

>>150099287
>if you remove QB from the equation its the worst roster in the division
He's not that good though.

>>150099500
>limp wrists
Do you even need to ask?

How am I look for a 10 man 2 QB fellas?

>>150099589
No one cares about your fantasy team

>>150099589
doesn't saquon get a lot of his tds vultured?

>>150099589
You’re betting a lot on those WRs

>>150099589
Your league let Derrick Henry fall to 19th? I know he's old but that's some retard shit

>>150099600
Exactly why tush push TDs should be an oline stat

>Espn posts Jalen Ramsey
>Top comment is how he hasn’t been the same since leaving Jacksonville
based, fuck that retard he could’ve lived like a king

>>150099515
this guys a fag

>>150099667
but enough about me

Where colin was right

>>150099612
>>150099604
>>150099600
>>150099596
>The bench
My league has a lot of guys who sound like they'd be calling into local radio with their hot takes, so people fall

Accidentally fingered my asshole while wiping

is there any team more overrated than the packers and chargers?

>>150099677
chiefs

>>150099589
I've never played 2 QB, do good QBs go fast?

I miss the bait fishies posts

>>150099685
Yes and I'd rather get someone like Herbert or Purdy at the end of the 6th. And some late round fliers than take QBs in the first couple rounds

>>150097529
Colorado weed

>>150099677
The Jets. There are "people", in this very thread, that think they're a playoff team.

>>150099735
nah the jets are cursed

>>150099589
I can't even tell if Tyreek is worth it in the 5th round these days

>>150099515
>>150099671
Everyone always says Florida is the best as they have no taxes, and Miami in particular is best due to the clubs and night life. How come the Dolphins are always such a fucking train wreck?

>>150099749
The clubs and the nightlife, cocaines a helluva drug

He knows ball

>>150099671
Colin Cowherd is the biggest flipflopper in sports. He just goes with the vibes and can change his opinion within the same week. Say what you want about Nick Wright but he stands by his takes.

>>150099749
imagine trying to keep a 24 year old with money burning a hole in his pocket and a million thots in his dms on track in fucking miami

>>150099749
>Hot women
>Drugs
>Nice weather
Too many distractions for sexually active alpha male athletes. Would be a good spot for an older roster.

>>150099782
>an older roster
Doubt. Drugs and sex always tempt.

>>150099796
Everyday I'm seeing new pictures of them. Maybe that teen beauty pageant company really was a pedo ring

>>150099796
When you're older you can control your dick. When you're 23 years old and horny your body is on autopilot.

>>150099772
His Baker Mayfield takes were abysmal but he's still entertaining

>Miami Dolphins QB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5_FzJJj7ZI

Good evening SAARS! My broncos will redeem the Super Bowl this year! And all Walmarts will have pizza parties for workers!

>>150099772
>Eagles will be the top of the tiers until somebody beats them
*a few weeks later*
>muh queefs say their rookie tackle is good in camp they should be on top