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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:204
>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:215 (214 starts)
>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)
>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)
>News:Ferrari told Hamilton on team radio he had a chance to finish seventh but he ended a miserable race back where he started in 12th.
Piastri doubts he would have passed Norris if race had been longer
Ferrari feared Leclerc wouldnโt finish race
Mekies apologises to Verstappen after he finishes 72 seconds behind in Hungary
McLaren: Oscar Piastri's late lunge in F1 Hungarian GP remained within our principles
Alonso says that if an Anglo rookie driver was performing as well as BORT is, he'd be headline news every weekend
Edd Straw ranks BORT as driver of the weekend in his just-released rankings article
Fabienne Wohlwend holidaying in Deep South, USA right now
>Fabienne Wohlwend holidaying in Deep South, USA right now
Oh boy, I have a chance!
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>>150097602>Howdy par'ner, so I heard you're gay, right? Weeell, just like me in fact
>>150097602>You miss 100% of the shots you don't take โWayne Gretzky>โ Michael Scott
>>150097602take one for the team anon, fuck her and upload film
>>150097621>started saying howdy pardner as a joke>becomes habit, can't stop
>>150097618she's from old money. like OLD, old money.
her great great grandfather probably killed thousands in the Boer War or India
this summer break is your chance to turn it all around, break free from your yellow fever, and stop hitting F5 on /f1/
>>150097641>>150097618her granpa probably keeps a battle trophy of a jewish american skull ontop his fireplace
>>150097640based cowboymaxxer
>>150097647This, you should use auto refresh.
>>150097647What makes this time different from all the other times I resovled to turn my life around
>>150097647don't really like women tb h
>>150097651doubt it
>The surname Zneimer has its roots in Eastern Europe, particularly within Jewish communities, where it is believed to have originated as a variant of the Yiddish name Zayneimer, which may derive from the word zayn, meaning to be, or zayn, meaning to have. Historically, surnames in Jewish culture often reflected occupations, geographical locations, or personal characteristics. The Zneimer surname may have been associated with individuals who were involved in trade or craftsmanship, as many Jewish families were engaged in various trades during the Middle Ages.
>>150097647>yellow feverCould never be me. Brown women on the other hand...
>>150097618>the last thing No Rizz's strategist sees before he is brutally stabbed to death
>>150097647one of the worst bond girls. actively brings tomorrow never dies down.
>>150097647>to turn it all aroundhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha imagine thinking things will ever get better
>>150097665like 90% of germanic names come from da joos
The next Ferrari champion will be Rรคikkรถnen (Robin)
>>150097666*some brown women
>>150097700That applies to every race of women, doofus.
>>150097666I'm a jungle fever kinda guy
>>150097672Jean Todtโs wife btw
>>150097666/tv/ has brainwashed me into being a Latina appreciator
>>150097739Was it with Moner Boner?
Dead bull.
Enjoy your next Vettel !
>>150097739Moner got you too huh?
>>150097759Not you, you can stay you latinx cutie ;)
>>150097752Tell that to Moner
>>150097810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo
>>150097821Imagine having your native word for something as fundamental as sex supplanted by a foreign import
>>150096598haven't seen this then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl9aeq1adUA
>>150097838>supplanted It's a synonym, thoughever.
>>150097873have an abortion
>>150097905How much is he paying her to cover up his faggotry?
>japan anime print
>50โฌ
is this nigga serious?
>>150097927>>150097941>ใฏใขใใญใฏใฏใ
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/f1-2025-hungarian-grand-prix-driver-rankings-edd-straw/
>Chuck 3rd
>PS3 4th
>Norizz 6th
>max 9th
Wtf are these rankings?
>>150097838yeah, imagine latin or french word
>>150097989Consider the following
https://www.racefans.net/2025/08/04/2025-hungarian-grand-prix-weekend-f1-driver-ratings/
>>150097995Yeah, except it didn't mean what it does today. It evolved in English to mean the act of fucking, from a shortening of "sexual intercourse".
Similarly for "fuck", as your screenshot shows, it's not a direct loan from another language, it took on its current meaning in English.
>>150098009i have high confidence they just feed a reddit race thread thru chatgpt and ask for the top picks because people rly rly rly think that lando's driving input was critical for some reason. its not like 20 lap tyre delta on hards matters much on this track.
>>150097770Sheโs gained 20lbs since this photo was taken btw
Why do people do these shitty driver ratings? All that matters is where you finish.
>>150098040and for american niggers >baking is taking a shit, so yeah, english speaking people invent new meaning for words when they cant learn existing ones
creative, but retarded
>>150097884hamilgoat bros...
>>150098072>english speaking people invent new meaning for words when they cant learn existing onesToday, a Pole discovered semantic shift. It was a very gay day for him.
>>150097941What's stopping you from
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>>150098073>https://curvage.org/forum/index.php?/forums/topic/52124-isabela-merced/
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>150098125>race fuel-qualislol
How is Oscar throwing this championship so bad?
He's up against a pilot who can't drive a lap without locking up or going wide.
Just how bad is Oscar Pistorius?
>>150098149he has to drive with a cock cage screwed on
>>150098149He has to drive with prosthetic legs
>>150098125>Hamilton is finally exposed as a fraud>Hamiltonfag copes by going back nearly 20 years when the FIA was pampering its pet monkeyHamilton has always been shit. And he's never touched a woman in his life KEK
>>150098149Team hates him and he has to run 8 year old Honda engines
>>150098125>kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007then what was he testing with all throughout 2006?
Chat is this the most undeserving championship since Villeneuve/Hill?
Even Button had some great races, but I can't remember one great race from either Oscar or Norris.
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>>150098174>have strlol as a teammate>never get exposed
>>150098198Yeah, because losing to the GOAT is nothing to be ashamed of
>>150098123>Last monthShe could gain 20 more.
that reminds me, which year was it the merc had the biggest powergap in terms of car vs. other teams? was it just 2014? i assume they sandbagged heavily after they realized, so potentially they had better years
>>150098196unironically mika in 99 is up there
2014 as well, depending on how you rated Ham and Rosberg at the time (or how you rate them now)
but yeah, Norris is a "might get a WDC if he's in the right car at the right time" tier driver, and everytime I start thinking Piastri is the real deal he has an incredibly mid weekend or gets exposed by max in his pedal car
>>150098218She needs to take the bimbopill
>>150098227ali g not looking so fresh these days
>>150098227>>150098237That's Misha Nurb, CEO and founder of the Nรผrgurgring
>>150098223Typical Canadian abhorrent take.
>>150097661love me a glass of eddnog at christmas
>>150098261When I were a lad we used to call it edd flip
Lol at Ferrari severely under fuelling their car hoping for safety cars.
It really is just win or bust with them.
>>150098125you are dumb as fuck dude
The Kwon Eunbi webm
Anyone have it?
>>150098389It's really rude to post my future wife without asking for my permission
>>150098389>asian with titsAI?
>>150098389Hate Eunbig's nosejob
kinda bored, anyone has a good jig?
>>150097838>>150097995"Geschlechtsverkehr".
Purely Germanic. Adopt it, England.
>>150098487https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntIlVNDpLW8
>>150098429No, just plastic surgery. Every other girl over 18 in South Korea is 50% plastic.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOR8rLRVmCs
I'll just leave this here...
>>150097905>partnerDo they run a law firm or what?
>>150098530This isnโt true
Sheโs natural
Most SK women are natural. Sometimes they get a jaw shave but thatโs it,
>>150098551They sure do use a lot of letters for how effective they're said to be
>>150098642>Most SK women are natural
>Morecambe FC is kill
KWAB
>>150098644There also 'Fick' which is just one more than sex.
>>150098642>Most SK women are natural.clearly this man is unwell, someone take him to the hospital
>>150098642For a second I thought SK meant Stockport where I live. Never thought I'd hear them being described as "natural".
>>150098642Are you retarded?
>>150098642>Most SK women are natural
>>150098708Most intelligent Stockport resident
>>150098713A jaw shave and possibly some work around the corners of the eye but thatโs it.
>>150098682"Fick" doesn't have Germanic roots though.
Not sure where it comes from. Maybe Latin "facere" (to do)? Or maybe "ficere", part of "inficere" (to intermix, to spill, to inject), which is where the word "infection" comes from?
>>150098642That's true, most Slovak women are natural don't laugh at him
>>150098642>>150098734>natural except the cosmetic surgery
>>150098642>Most SK women are natural
>>150098708>We have a Morecambe resident (Waglad, his teamโs just gone bankrupt)>We have a Stockport resident>We have a Carlisle resident (me)North West massive taking over this general
how is the war on korean women going?
>>150098664how is waglad coping?
Most JAV, gravure idols are natural too
Including the thread favourites Anri Okita, Hitomi Tanaka, Mana Sugiyama, and Nagi Hikaru
>>150098642you can't be staring at her nose and thinking it's natural. it's MJ tier
>>150098737Well, pretty much all words have roots outside the modern language they're used in. I think it's fair to say it's a German word if it's acquired a form and/or meaning that is distinct from its root
>>150098740BIG SLOVAK MILKERS
>>150098766just a strange effect of the makeup
Trust me, Iโm the 2nd most authoritative sauce on Asian women in /f1/ behind the Brazilian coomer
>>150098790You're not fooling anyone but yourself.
>>150098734Minji is natural btw
>>150098766I'm not that anon and I don't dispute that she's had a nose job, but calling it MJ tier is absurd
>>150098809beautiful asian lady
hello baby
Maybe we should talk about F1 instead of speculating on the facial work, breast enhancements, and butt injections done or not done by Asian women?
So my question is: can you tell me everything you remember from the 2010-2013 f1 seasons?
>>150098837I remember gimi alive in lotus
I remember wobbler
>>150098826She was just a kid
>>150098831>Lisa was born Pranpriya Manobal on March 27, 1997,[3] in Buriram province, Thailand,[4] and later legally changed her name to Lalisa, meaning "the one being praised",[5] at the advice of a fortune teller for prosperity.[6][7] An only child, she was raised by her Thai mother, Chitthip Brรผschweiler, and her Swiss stepfather, chef Marco Brรผschweiler.[8]Her daddy issues are the reason sheโs into AMX
>>150098837I remember the bongs hating Vettel almost as much as they hate Verstappen now.
>>150098837I remember Canada 2012, all 4.5 hours of it
>ah yes thatโs the Red Shouldered Blackbird
>>150098779>if it's acquired a form and/or meaning that is distinct from its rootBy that logic "Kindergarten" is an English original and "Arbeit" is Japanese.
>>150098837i remember Alonso putting together a title challenge in 2012 in a Ferrari that was normally the 3rd fastest car on the grid at best
>>150098642I bet you think He is totally natural too.
Some of the anons from the Iberian peninsula and South America ITT probably pass as โwhiteโ
Others will look very Moorish, dark-skinned.
Which category, I wonder, do these anons fall in?
>>150098756>>150098752>>150098269>>150098009>>150097784
>>150098747>birthday 4 Oct 2006
>>150098949Why is her head as wide as her torso?
>>150098959thought that was a common German feature?
>>150098959big brain, why? you jelly?
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>>150098949she came out 3 months after pic related
FRANCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>150098837Sex in the missionary position with Andrea for the purpose of procreation.
>>150099018that doesn't surprise me desu
>>150099018meh, she is kinda ugly but had decent tall genes, or at least looks like
>>150098737https://www.wordorigins.org/big-list-entries/fuck
>>150098837I wanted Alonso to win 2012 so bad and hated Vettel's faggot face
droped F1 around 2014
fun fact: alonsokeks were celebrating in abu dhabi 2010 because no one expected kwablonso to fail to pass petrov for 60 laps
>>150099171the Renault was a pretty strong car that race, Webber and Massa didn't even get close to Alonso who was held up by Petrov all those laps
Posted this in tbe wrong thread initially
From a recent JORJ interview:
>When you include the weight of your head and the weight of the helmet, you're talking about 55 kilos of force being pushed through. So I always- I question it with my girlfriend, [who weighs about 45 kilos] and I'm like "I reckon I could hold you on the side of my head!". I spoke about it with Alex [Albon] and Charles [Leclerc] and theyโre going to speak to their partners to see if theyโre up for it too. Weโre thinking of having a little contest during the summer break. [laughs]
Opinion: Tsunoda is 10 times a bigger KWAB than Hamilton.
Proof: Hamilton admits he's shit and performs like a midfieldshitter
Tsunoda claims he's top driver that drives like a midfieldshitter just because he didn't get Amx car, but he actually drives like a total shitter (almost Perez levels of shit). I added a picture to prove the point. Tsunoda should win 2025 WEC no doubt.
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>>150099227>I question it with my girlfriend, [who weighs about 45 kilos>160cm 45kgShe should gain some weight
>>150099247people don't feel the need to dunk on Tsunoda because everyone knows he won't be on the grid next year
>>150099023>ynr Doohan not making Q3 in Australia because Hamshit spun on his final run
already night outside, this morning when i went to work it was night aswell
summer is over, and the drivers go NOW on summer vacations???
>>150099227where would they be resting the weight on? it makes sense it's the ass. it's quite suggestive otherwise.
good evening
total mclaren death
>>150098860>Die Wortschรถpfung Kindergarten geht auf den Thรผringer Pรคdagogen Friedrich Frรถbel zurรผck. Die Findung des Namens bezeichnete er als โOffenbarungโ, die ihm im Frรผhjahr 1840 auf einer Wanderung von Blankenburg nach Keilhau widerfuhr.[5] Fรผr ihn sollte das Kind im Kinder-Garten wie eine Pflanze gepflegt und gehegt werden, daher der Name. Er war Schรผler Pestalozzis (1746โ1827), erweiterte dessen Ansรคtze und setzte sie in den Kindergรคrten um. Das Wort โKindergartenโ nahm unรผbersetzt Einzug in weitere Sprachen, wie etwa das Englische.Was it not already used in much the same sense in German before it was adopted by Americans?
>>150099335most teams are based in England which has no summer so it makes little difference
Without saying:
>cheat car
How did McLaren go from joke team a few years ago to effortless 1-2 finishes now?
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>>150099314GET UP
AND THEN GET DOWN WITH THE THICCNESS
>>150099373Sheer grit and determination
>>150098644compound nouns are based
>>150099373unlawful vehicle
>>150099373the car i was married to fucked someone else
>>150099373Friends in high places
>>150099373fia and fom favouritism
>>150099416what a whore, you should burn it
>>150099422You foreigners really need to cool it with the anglophobic remarks
>>150099373>oil jews bought McLaren in 2024>McLaren started dominating in 2024 Realy makes you think
>>150099227>weighs about 45 kilosHe's saying that because she wouldn't want him saying her true weight
>>150099373The follow up question is:
How have Mercedes allowed themselves to be beaten by a customer team?
I thought they reserved the best engines/party modes for themselves?
>>150099445stroll father NEEDS to read this post
hey STUPID JEW, sell the team, part, or whatever, to aramcooooooooo
>>150099373they want (((them))) happy
>ceo is jew>team is owned by sandniggers>british team with british driverPerfect.
>>150099458great post, abdul
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He's right
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/articles/cx2xgl37zdyo#comments
reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points
>>150099466Kek I'm saying it's got to be more, unless she's a lot shorter than reported
>>150099440Or else what? Gonna send the bailiffs round?
>>150099471>3 years, 7 months, 23 days>43 months, 23 days>190 weeks and 1 day>1331 dayslmao
>>150099475Verstappen made one of his typical crash or yield move though, so that cancels it out.
>>150099498the globohomos say otherwise
>>150099490Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my poles... And my wins... even my dotds... The championship I've lost... the points I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there.
>>150099490How many bings and bongs?
>>150099373it's how the script was written
>>150099420>they're telling me this zak, zak do you know what they tell me zak they tell me you're on the list zak
>>150099471>would of>should of
How far will McLaren go to sabotage Piastri? Will they resort to outright hitting the killswitch on his engine when he's about to win?
>>150099518STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER
>>150099518>>150099551>we're in the punished ham vs liquid leclerc timeline
>>150099373I can give the non-meme answer if people are interested, I will even keep it brief.
>>150099548I think Piastri only led roughly 8 laps of the Hungarian Grand Prix of Hungary.
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>>150099518MGSV was such a disappointing game
Maybe Kojima is a sensation of fraud?
>>150099605Kojima needs someone to reign him in. As soon as he was set loose on his own shit went downhill instantly.
As the Ferrari drivers continue to mentally deteriorate, where will our season lead?
>>150099569And Old Magic, the legendary driver, whose Nanomachines can help him recover from a back injury faster than an ordinary human.
>>150099605idk, it was the only mgs that i played, i think hat venom snake is one of he coolest game characters ever
but yeah, the game was incomplete
>>150099619Fatal crash
Hopefully
>>150099362Kindergarten in German is a daycare center or pre-school, usually for children ages 3-7, sometimes sooner nowadays. Basically between their toddler phase and when they start elementary school at age 6 or 7.
When Americans say "kindergarden" they mean the first year of elementary school at age 5 or 6.
Rumor goes it's not only RB21 that's niggling Max this season.
>>150099648Yet gardening is suspiciously off the curriculum.
>>150099689shan't be reading any of that
>>150099689>Max used most cringe pickup linesCan't be as bad as Hornyman
>>150099691Most schools have gardening/agriculture classes. Also most schools I went to had yearly flower sales where you could buy plants to bring home and plant in the yard.
>>150099689yeah but some men just want a sex pest wife who agrees to get plastic surgery done to look like your mom and that's okay
can someone do an audio book with the voice of max reading that?
>>150099689>womyn are fucking aidsmore news at 11
amx got what he deserved, now he is fucked forever lmao
>>150099619leclerc showing up to box while they scream "stay out" on the radio, only for this move and haphazard 3 second pitstop to result in victory
>>150099689Jenssen my fren
>>150099643lmao that reaction from Hadjar
>>150099373>How did McLaren go from joke team a few years ago to effortless 1-2 finishes now?Every dominant team did that, Ferrari was ass before the Schumacher era, RB wasn't always winning before their 21-24 streak, McLaren has been slowly but surely progressing after the Vandoorne/Alonso era. You can see this with Williams right now, they've been ass since 2018 but they're starting to consistently get points now
>>150099857i really want williams to be back at the front
>>150099857>consistently get points nowyeah
now every midfield team scores points, it will changed for sure next year
>>150099825funny, right abdul?
>>150099373non-meme answer: kwablonso shits up every team he goes to and they all eventually slowly recover after he leaves. He pussied out in 2019 because he knew that not only he would get raped by pozrris but the team would focus on him instead and he was afraid of ending up in kwabmilt*n's current situation where your teammate is fighting for wins but you're struggling to score points
>>150099987TL;DR: cheat car
did buxton appear in any broadcasts and stuff this year? is he away or something? i cant remember the last time ive seen him.
not that im complaining
fun fact: kwablonso literally hid in his basement for 2 (two) years because he was afraid of pozrris
>>150099991least round Edd
>>150100032isnt he in indy?
>>150100032Fox Sports offered him the job of lead Indycar commentator and he accepted it because:
>his [taller] wife wanted to move to the US>he was getting embarrassed by those DtS memes of him saying obvious things>F1TV didnโt think he was good enough to be a lead commentator so heโd never be โthe voice of F1โ which is what heโs been desperate to be
>>150100045i dont think so but idk. i kinda remember him appear at some point this season, no idea when.
>>150100066oh so he did go to indy. ok thanks for the info man.
>>F1TV didnโt think he was good enough to be a lead commentator so heโd never be โthe voice of F1โ which is what heโs been desperate to belol rare based decision by f1tv. buxton's one of the most punchable people ive ever seen
Andrรกs Aratรณ recently turned 80
>>150099689The sex better be out of this world for him to put up with this much bullshit
>>150100221when i was watching this live, my stream froze just as max's car had took air. i dont know how i didnt punch the screen
>>150100277Is that the real trophy? cool and soul as the kids say
>>150100292you don't remember the 2023 hungary trophy controversy?
>>150100302No, did someone drop it?
>>150100308lando smashed amx's trophy, basically on purpose
>>150100326i think it was 24
oh no yeah, 23, 24 oscar won
>>150100326What a little n-word
>>150099689This is the โmanโ that /f1/ supports
>>150100326yah, that when he started his gay champagne bottle trick
>>150100337haha had to look it up to be sure myself as well
>>150100343it wasn't actually on purpose, he's just a little gay retard, he wasn't thinking
>>150100385he already did he, he actually stopped it after that for a bit
>>150100377SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
>only cares about getting the fastest pole
>still wins 3 championships
i fucking kneel
>>150097586 (OP)>Lechair staring at a wall
>>150100377I only like him for what he does during GPs, he obviously always had kwab potential because everyone knows that jos is the one in actual charge of everything else
>>150100444you kneel for poles?
>>150099615this scene from 4 was absolutely 11/10 ludokino
>you will never ever have a bro like raiden
IT'S UP
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r0H24dv5N-Q&pp=ygUNcmFjZSBkYXkgY2FmZQ%3D%3D
>>150100586HELLO BEBE OHHHH YOU HOT PEPPER SHOW BOB AND VAGENE
do you think that oscar will go to turkey?
>>150100458he needs a new team the car is going to suck dick next year even worse than current year
>>150100639i dont know about oscar but norris should stay out if he enjoys being alive
>>150097586 (OP)Why does Oscar's sister appear more in her little tiktoks reels than any of her brother's races?
>>150100705He has good taste in sisters desu
>>150100705reckon mental issues might run in the family
The 2026 regs belong to Ferrari
>>150100754>spend millions to buy a washed up kwab driver to replace your perfectly good driver right as you're developing a new carcan see it ending in disaster tb h
>>150100802But it was good for Q1 and Q2 profits.
>>150100754yeah bro next year is totally ferrari's year we're actually back this time
>>150100754>new engine rules, remember how Ferrari tumbled in 2006 and 2014>still tiny venturi tunnels allowed>probably even more resticted suspension (J-dampers were banned for 2022It will be a bloodbath for Ferrari
This what I used to think Steve too when I started watching why Marussia, Manor, Catherham and HRC didnt exist after 2011 and 2012
>>150101110/fug/ bros not like this
>>150101110>SCUDERIA FERRARI | WELCOME TO INDYCAR | BEST DNF'S, DNQ'S AND INTERNAL SCANDALS | 480i
>>150100969>>still tiny venturi tunnels allowedarent the new floors gonna be fully flat? afaik the only thing that will be retained from the current gen are the floor fences at the front. other than that the floors will be similar to those in 1983-2021.
sorry if this is difficult to comprehend im on drugs and very sleep deprived
>>150099689can't respect max after this
i didn't before but not after this
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>150099689jarvis summarize this shit i dont have all day
>Loser :-|
>Loser, Nigger :-O
So... what is everyone going to do during this break?
>>150101302got that aerodynamic look
>>150101301All modern women are whores and men are better without them
>>150101302Vegeta lookin' ass
New /biz/ idea: F1, F2, and F3 have a system whereby a driver can be relegated or promoted based on their overall seasonal performance (regardless of the machine under). This way, the sport is always drawing the best from the drivers and shitters are guaranteed to the get boot at the end.
>>150101475wait for it to end
>>150101301Nice reddit meme
>>150101355Kek remember when that one brit poster used to spam how this bald fraudulent DEI chamption was "The GOAT"
>>150102483Hamilton is a goat
>>150101355wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>150102644more like the gkat
the greatest kwaboty of all time
Why do /dts/... I mean /f1/ shill for one papaya over another papaya even though both are shit, choke artists, crybabies, and bottlers?
>>150098221Oscar had some ridiculously dominant wins earlier this year, like China where he was so far ahead, they barely showed him on the broadcast until the finish line
>>150099373>alonso 'retired'>suddenly the car had incremental improvement (with an exception of 2022 and early 2023), resulting in a rocketship since may 2024really makes you think
>>150102483If lando wins the championship then Hamilton will be the last non-nepo baby champion
Why is being goat good? I have a goat. He is not good. He is a retard sheep that eats cans.
>>150101302norwood reaper claims another scalp
>>150101302Will he sacrifice his hair for a WDC ?
In Japan team orders don't exist.
Somebody help this man he looks like he aged 5 years.
>>150098837>Maybe we should talk about F1bro the mclels have shitter drivers and a rocketship with no hope of anyone catching up. This thread is a 2026 waiting room for the hope (i use that word lightly) that the racing next year is better than the semen slurping we are forced to consume
>>150099712makes sense tho, max is a racing autist with very little life experience
>>150099777>max has a kid>immediately becomes a midfield shitter checks out
>>150099689who's our driver then? hulkenberg, bort, NARB, NARG, gas leak or el rato?
>>150101302holy shit that guy is norwooding hard
>>150101702Mate go watch fucking soccer. Take those gay fucking opinions elsewhere.
>>150099689Now it all makes sense why Max's mother always sounded so unhappy in interviews with Kelly as his partner
>>150102918But he will be the one and only DEI baby champion which is far worse.
Trumpy wins in 2016 and suddenly Poois gets four in a row. What a coincidence!
>>150102918Only broke people cry about nepotism
Meanwhile Coulthard is still stuck behind Bernoldi.
https://streamable.com/rht6qx
If I roll a 7 here can some f1 millionaire pls donate me their F1 car so that I can blast it down I 75
/biz/ idea passing on the track.
>>150103693bit dangerous innit?
>>150103693This must be ai because he forgot to use DRS
Give me thirty seconds with her I can get this bitch naked
Little nigga I do this shit with no effort
You know I do this shit with no effort
I do that shit with no effort
I tear down the mall with the bitch
You can't even talk to the bitch
I be Gucci down
You're wearing Lacoste shit
>>150103918Stfu you fucking nigger
I want to see drivers pushing hard in the wet at racing speeds. Not tip toeing around waiting for a safety car.
>>150103926>shut the fuck up niggerfixed that for you.
so whats going to be the mandatory drama to keep the plebs interested over summer?
If Charles was in that McLaren you wouldn't see his ass nigga.
Schumacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wER-9MW55xk
krmt
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>F1
If max doesn't believe RBR can give him a fast car then he should just leave. No point waiting another season for the new regs.
>mclarenwinslol
Is no one going to stand up to them.
>>150104096he's hoping to get promoted from RB to RB
yikes
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>zak BROWN
>Max Verstappen offended as fellow drivers question Nurburgring record
>On Saturday evening at Imola, Verstappen openly admitted that Engelโs tweet had hurt him: โThat was a stupid comment. I went there to have fun and just drive my laps. I [was] just there to learn.โ
>โThen the record comes out of course, and itโs as if other drivers feel attacked. Iโm just enjoying myself, and then you get that kind of unnecessary comment, which I find totally pointless.โ
>https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/max-verstappen-offended-as-fellow-drivers-question-nurburgring-record/10724016/
kek what a bitch ass nigga
Entire grid full of carbabbies that can't overtake.
>800 HP
>18000 RPM
>680 kg
>3250 mm wheelbase
>up to 2400 kg of downforce
They tried to make f1 cooler in the vidya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2m3-GMrv_s
>he just turned in on me bawwww
The retro games are harder because there was no "moving under braking" faggotry back then.
>mclarenwinslol
Is lando more of a threat now?
>>150104287X mode looks like that?
ye
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carbon fibre is gay
>when they expect you to pay to watch a slurpfest
nom
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>>150104348did his head get crushed?
>>150104348>escape from sobibor, 1944, colorized, sharpened, enhanced
>>150104359Worse, he had to watch the Grand Prix.
lecuck would be wdc in the merc with 5 races left
>>150098912He is totally natural tho
>>150104396>lecuck would be wdcKek
>>150104348>F1 attendees attempt to escape confinement after a mclaren one two is confirmed
>>150104348GET IN YOUR FOXHOLES
>>150104348>security guard hides and waits until the guy digs through before he catches himYeah, this is us.
>McLaren: Piastri/Norris
>Ferrari: Leclerc/Bearman
>Mercedes: Russell/Hamilton
>Red Bull: Verstappen/Hadjar
>Williams: Albon/Sainz
>Aston Martin: Alonso/Stroll
>Audi: Bortoleto/Hulkenberg
>Racing Bulls: Lawson/Lindblad
>Haas: Ocon/Antonelli
>Alpine: Gasly/Perez
>Cadillac: Bottas/Drugovich
>>150099689kelly is not a good mother and woman, but those are gay lies
>rumors>rumors>rumors>muh n word>bolsonarooh right, now i see flag so most likely it is a vpn chang
>>150099689>>150099712>Can't be as bad as HornymanHe used to donate thousands to Twitch whores with simp tier messages
>>150104530good stuff, abdul
>Mercedes: Russell/Hamilton
Do you really think so? He'll move back?
>>150104348When I went to Abu Dhabi 2010, I did remember feeling you could easily sneak in.
>>150104348hunga roaring or hungary-austria border circa 1987
???????
>>150099689/f1/gpt please summarise this text
Pontificate:
>Hamilton retires at the end of this season due to "mutual decision"
>Ferrari sign Russell to replace him
>available drivers to be Antonelli's teammate at Mercedes: Zhou, Magnussen, Doohan, Colapinto, Tsunoda, Fornaroli, Schumacher, Perez
>>150104548She hasn't looked as good as this in any of her professional photoshoots
>>150104627You forgot someone
>>150104645(you) forgot someone
>Alonso says that if an Anglo rookie driver was performing as well as BORT is, he'd be headline news every weekend
Does this miserable fuck ever stop whining? Bort probably is headline news back in Hueville, just like Leclerc makes headlines in Italy and Norris makes headlines in the UK. Turns out audiences tend to care particularly about stories they are connected to, however loosely.
>>150104704alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
sad
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>>150104655we have enough betas in this "sport"
>>150103457>NARBnice try faggot
>>150104754gimi got gaped
Awful lot of coomers in the thread ngl. Stop it. Masturbation is bad for your sovl.
>>150104787bernie with the double kill
>>150104787Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>150104787So they're buying Alpine and Lewis is going to win his 8th with them
>>150104796lewis hamilton will never win anything ever again
except the world exposure championship, and even that's not a certainty because lando's in contention
Is Baldo Boris gonna rope when Piastri wins it all?
all you really need in life in ham, cheese, mayonaisse and a hard boiled egg
All in really need in life in ham, cheese, mayyonaisse and in hard boiled egg
>>150104813>BaldoHe's less bald than Piastri
>>150104828Baldo kindly log off 4chins and consider training a bit harder
What are your thoughts when you see this car?
>>150104832Who cares, in 200 years we'll all be dead
>>150104837Thats why Piastri is beating you
I wonder if we genuinely have had an F1 driver visit /f1/ at some point
>>150104835the worst car of that time look looks better than any of the current ones
>>150104851did you visit co2neutraal.tv?
biz idea:
2026 indian gp. poop sprinklers during the race. poop jets at the finish line. poo jets during podium ceremony. trophy presented by beautiful cows.
>>150104848the twink-obsessed poster from switzerland is michael schumacher
>>150099471why do they keep whining about the 8th when he really only has 6?
>>150104856Remember that wonderful era of the web when websites were like 90% Flash
https://web.archive.org/web/20050725000748/co2neutraal.tv/
>>1501048484chan is genuinely so small in contrast to normie social media it's like asking if a F1 driver has ever visited "racingforum dot website dot geocities dot com"
>>150098644>Sexual Intercourseso efficient...
lecup
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>>150104694morning friend
>>150104870I HATE WEB 2.0
I HATE WEB 2.0
I HATE WEB 2.0
Looking forward to george winning everything for the next five years?
Looking forward to george winning everything for the next five years
another week, another race where ruslel finishes behind the cuckstomer team
>>150104848yes it's me an F1 racing driver
yes im a sharl stan and no im not ashamed
>>150104718>morphs into the woman he's datingThen how do you get fat hamster-cheeks Brad with gaunt-cheeks Angelina Jolie?
>>150104348poor guy tried to escape the Slurpwitz but has terrible navigation
>>150099689People are being too harsh on Max here. It's obvious to me that the kid was clearly being groomed here, and that given his focus on his career and interests he is ill-prepared to handle or understand the treachery of womenkind.
>>150104848Mehri
Don't tell me the guy that drops hard rs in plain sight didn't post here at some point
>>150104835I often picked shitty cars for the F1 games back then because the AI was so slow and I wanted to race against them.
>>150104870I could always flash you if you are interested
>>150105017Time to return to /clearpiss/ posts? Reminder to drink some water brehs
>>150097586 (OP)I know that drivers don't really need legs but that's still pathetic for a grown man
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>>150105189>drivers don't really need legsdoes ye know
>that's still pathetic for a grown manhe's like 65-70kg no? just zoom in
>>150105200Alexandra better watch out.
>>150105200mindbroken by 2027
>>150105200nobels getting the boot
>>150105200ham OUT
alba IN
>>150105200I wonder what kind of carrot they used to ensnare her
>>150105201his arms are nearly the same size as his legs
>>150104870https://web.archive.org/web/20120220014455/http://www.pacificgrandprix.com/ Here, I've got something even more soulful.
>>150105200sad news, she's too cute to go insane
>>150105246beheading juden children?
>>150105247big jogger cock
>>150105200inb4 Le Mans career
>>150105287She unironically has what it takes to get into F1. Not gonna be a WDC or a race winner but she's good enough to be a token female driver for a few seasons.
>>150105287i WILL be there
>>150105287imagine the queue to the bathrooms (from all the delicious traditional italian snacks served)
>>150105295sadly she started her racing career way too late
>>150105319Luke Browning is fighting for the F2 title as a rookie and doing FP1 sessions even though he never did karting and only started racing in his teens.
>>150097905Such a brat. Would pay good money for her to humiliate.
>>150105325If Browning started karting as a kid he'd probably already leapfrogged shitters like Logan Private and Mazeshit
Funny how time sensitive F1 is compared to other sports where you'd need a couple of years to catch up to contemporaries thanks to the pubuerty growth spurt
>>150097905>Joรฃo Fรฉlix>Joao Felix is a Portuguese professional soccer player who has a net worth of $25 million>Lando Norris>Lando Norris is a British-Belgian racing driving who has a net worth of $30 millionThat's barely an upgrade from her previous sugardaddy, is she banking on Lando winning the WDC and getting a raise? Does she know something we don't?
>>150104835good looking minardi but love the 1999 m01 more
>>150104835good, but love the m01 more
>>150105384Maybe she just thinks hes cute
>>150105384now look up lando daddy and mommy net worth
Summber break rookie rankings from best to worst.
>Hadjar
Best over the season so far.
>Bort
Bad start but has shown the most potential
>Bear
Dumb cocky retard, but fast and willing to take risks, needs to stop being dumb.
>Fake Gimi
Shown some good stuff, but also in the 2nd fastest car overall, so being flatterd.
>Son Of Law
Sucked donkey dick for most of the season but has gotten his groove back
>Pint o Cola
Mid, but also stuck in a shitbox
>Poohan
Was set up to fail from the start
>>150105384>Joao Felix is a Portuguese professional soccer player who has a net worth of $25 millionHow do you earn at least $10 mil a year just from salary with no sponsoring deals included for 5+ years and turn out to be so comparatively poor? Guess sniffing coke from magui's ass is expensive.
>>150105384Say what you want about her being an obvious beard but she's the Truffle Hog for overrated choke artists that happen to be fags
>>150105435>Fake GimiIs the worst or 2nd worst pookie on the grid rn.
>>150105384Not that Joรฃo Felix is particularly a looker, but Lando's also a definite downgrade in looks
>>150104620Women fuck up everything good with senseless drama.
>>150105452>>150105435Literally did nothing after getting pole at canada, kimibros..
>>150105484how come all hues don't look like her and nobels
>I think he should have done it a while ago.
>โThe guy is not a cheat. But he would be cheating himself if he goes on. He should stop now.
>โIf I were looking after him, I would negotiate with Ferrari immediately and say, โIf you have someone to replace Lewis, heโll step asideโ.
>โIf I were Lewis, I would say to Ferrari that I wanted to be paid all my contract, in full.
>โThey signed him because they thought he could do a job. โIt isnโt working, so I can make way if you want me to, but thatโs the arrangementโ. It could work for both parties.โ
>โIf I could steal him, Iโd take Isack Hadjar from Racing Bulls,โ he said. โHe has done super well in his first year and is a great guy.
>โI also rate our friend from Brazil (Bortoleto). He is talented. Both of them are sensible, too.โ
>>150105535>no mention of ze generational talent
>>150105525Corceiro's Portuguese, not huesilian
Nobels's dad is Belgian
>>150105669How many of those boats do they own?
>>150105716I know which one I would like to own.
How come you guys never post the merc junior who had to delete her Harley Quinn costume pic?
>>150105739The largest, obviously. Who wouldn't?
>>150105748>had to delete her Harley Quinn costume picStory?
>>150105757People were jerking off to it
>>150105781So? What's the problem?
>>150105801She was 14 or 15 in the pic
>>150105748Why would we post that? People were jerking off to it and she was 14 or 15 in the pic
>>150105807And people were only jerking off to that particular one of hers? None of the others?
>>150105669papa nobels kind of looks like this guy
>>150105765he's shamefully effeminate
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I'm searching for the Harley Quinn stuff but nothing.
>>150105864>falling for leaf mindgames
>>150105852not shameful if he looks cute doing it
>>150105864If you find it, use it for the next thread opener.
>>150105863Ollie is straight
>>150105990the kid does it better
>>150105977straight outta closet, you mean
>>150106125>>150106125>>150106125>NEW THREAD>NEW THREAD>NEW THREAD
>>150105752Too expensive to maintain. I'll take the smallest one
