Thread 150097586

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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News:
Ferrari told Hamilton on team radio he had a chance to finish seventh but he ended a miserable race back where he started in 12th.
Piastri doubts he would have passed Norris if race had been longer
Ferrari feared Leclerc wouldn’t finish race
Mekies apologises to Verstappen after he finishes 72 seconds behind in Hungary
McLaren: Oscar Piastri's late lunge in F1 Hungarian GP remained within our principles
Alonso says that if an Anglo rookie driver was performing as well as BORT is, he'd be headline news every weekend
Edd Straw ranks BORT as driver of the weekend in his just-released rankings article
Fabienne Wohlwend holidaying in Deep South, USA right now

edd

>Fabienne Wohlwend holidaying in Deep South, USA right now
Oh boy, I have a chance!

me jims

>>150097602
>Howdy par'ner, so I heard you're gay, right? Weeell, just like me in fact

gimi tho

>>150097602
>You miss 100% of the shots you don't take —Wayne Gretzky
>— Michael Scott

>>150097602
take one for the team anon, fuck her and upload film

>>150097621
>started saying howdy pardner as a joke
>becomes habit, can't stop

>>150097618
she's from old money. like OLD, old money.
her great great grandfather probably killed thousands in the Boer War or India

this summer break is your chance to turn it all around, break free from your yellow fever, and stop hitting F5 on /f1/

>>150097641
>>150097618
her granpa probably keeps a battle trophy of a jewish american skull ontop his fireplace

>>150097640
based cowboymaxxer

>>150097647
This, you should use auto refresh.

>>150097647
What makes this time different from all the other times I resovled to turn my life around

>>150097647
don't really like women tb h

>>150097594
so it seems

>>150097651
doubt it
>The surname Zneimer has its roots in Eastern Europe, particularly within Jewish communities, where it is believed to have originated as a variant of the Yiddish name Zayneimer, which may derive from the word zayn, meaning to be, or zayn, meaning to have. Historically, surnames in Jewish culture often reflected occupations, geographical locations, or personal characteristics. The Zneimer surname may have been associated with individuals who were involved in trade or craftsmanship, as many Jewish families were engaged in various trades during the Middle Ages.

>>150097647
>yellow fever
Could never be me. Brown women on the other hand...

>>150097618
>the last thing No Rizz's strategist sees before he is brutally stabbed to death

>>150097647
one of the worst bond girls. actively brings tomorrow never dies down.

>>150097647
>to turn it all around
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha imagine thinking things will ever get better

>>150097665
like 90% of germanic names come from da joos

The next Ferrari champion will be Räikkönen (Robin)

>>150097666
*some brown women

>>150097700
That applies to every race of women, doofus.

>>150097666
I'm a jungle fever kinda guy

>>150097672
Jean Todt’s wife btw

>>150097728
lucky gal

>>150097666
/tv/ has brainwashed me into being a Latina appreciator

>>150097739
Was it with Moner Boner?

Dead bull.
Enjoy your next Vettel !

>>150097739
Moner got you too huh?

>>150097744
>>150097748
Get out of my head

>>150097752
no

>>150097759
Not you, you can stay you latinx cutie ;)

For me it's femcels

>>150097752
Tell that to Moner

>>150097739
Lucky you

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>150097810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo

>>150097821
Imagine having your native word for something as fundamental as sex supplanted by a foreign import

>>150096598
haven't seen this then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl9aeq1adUA

>>150097838
>supplanted
It's a synonym, thoughever.

gimi

have a bort

>>150097873
have an abortion

>>150097905
How much is he paying her to cover up his faggotry?

>japan anime print
>50€
is this nigga serious?

>>150097927
>>150097941
>クアドロ
クワブ

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/f1-2025-hungarian-grand-prix-driver-rankings-edd-straw/
>Chuck 3rd
>PS3 4th
>Norizz 6th
>max 9th
Wtf are these rankings?

>>150097838
yeah, imagine latin or french word

>>150097989
Consider the following
https://www.racefans.net/2025/08/04/2025-hungarian-grand-prix-weekend-f1-driver-ratings/

>>150097995
Yeah, except it didn't mean what it does today. It evolved in English to mean the act of fucking, from a shortening of "sexual intercourse".
Similarly for "fuck", as your screenshot shows, it's not a direct loan from another language, it took on its current meaning in English.

>>150098009
i have high confidence they just feed a reddit race thread thru chatgpt and ask for the top picks because people rly rly rly think that lando's driving input was critical for some reason. its not like 20 lap tyre delta on hards matters much on this track.

>>150097770
She’s gained 20lbs since this photo was taken btw

>>150098058
Good.

Why do people do these shitty driver ratings? All that matters is where you finish.

>>150098040
and for american niggers >baking is taking a shit, so yeah, english speaking people invent new meaning for words when they cant learn existing ones
creative, but retarded

>>150098058
Proofs?

>>150097884
hamilgoat bros...

>>150098072
>english speaking people invent new meaning for words when they cant learn existing ones
Today, a Pole discovered semantic shift. It was a very gay day for him.

>>150097941
What's stopping you from
right click
save as
print

>>150098073
>https://curvage.org/forum/index.php?/forums/topic/52124-isabela-merced/

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>150098125
>race fuel-qualis
lol

How is Oscar throwing this championship so bad?
He's up against a pilot who can't drive a lap without locking up or going wide.
Just how bad is Oscar Pistorius?

>>150098149
he has to drive with a cock cage screwed on

>>150098149
He has to drive with prosthetic legs

>>150098125
>Hamilton is finally exposed as a fraud
>Hamiltonfag copes by going back nearly 20 years when the FIA was pampering its pet monkey
Hamilton has always been shit. And he's never touched a woman in his life KEK

>>150098149
Team hates him and he has to run 8 year old Honda engines

>>150098125
>kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007
then what was he testing with all throughout 2006?

Chat is this the most undeserving championship since Villeneuve/Hill?
Even Button had some great races, but I can't remember one great race from either Oscar or Norris.

>>150098174
>have strlol as a teammate
>never get exposed

>>150098198
Yeah, because losing to the GOAT is nothing to be ashamed of

>>150098123
>Last month
She could gain 20 more.

that reminds me, which year was it the merc had the biggest powergap in terms of car vs. other teams? was it just 2014? i assume they sandbagged heavily after they realized, so potentially they had better years

>>150098196
unironically mika in 99 is up there
2014 as well, depending on how you rated Ham and Rosberg at the time (or how you rate them now)
but yeah, Norris is a "might get a WDC if he's in the right car at the right time" tier driver, and everytime I start thinking Piastri is the real deal he has an incredibly mid weekend or gets exposed by max in his pedal car

>>150098218
She needs to take the bimbopill

ynr daniel ricciardo

>>150098227
ali g not looking so fresh these days

>>150098227
>>150098237
That's Misha Nurb, CEO and founder of the Nürgurgring

>>150098223
Typical Canadian abhorrent take.

>>150097661
love me a glass of eddnog at christmas

>>150098261
When I were a lad we used to call it edd flip

Lol at Ferrari severely under fuelling their car hoping for safety cars.
It really is just win or bust with them.

>>150098125
you are dumb as fuck dude

The Kwon Eunbi webm
Anyone have it?

>>150098389
It's really rude to post my future wife without asking for my permission

>>150098389
RICE MILK

>>150098389
>asian with tits
AI?

>>150098389
Hate Eunbig's nosejob

kinda bored, anyone has a good jig?

>>150097838
>>150097995
"Geschlechtsverkehr".
Purely Germanic. Adopt it, England.

>>150098487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntIlVNDpLW8

>>150098429
No, just plastic surgery. Every other girl over 18 in South Korea is 50% plastic.

>>150097618
>>150097666
>>150098218
>>150098389
GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOR8rLRVmCs
I'll just leave this here...

>>150097905
>partner
Do they run a law firm or what?

>>150098530
This isn’t true
She’s natural
Most SK women are natural. Sometimes they get a jaw shave but that’s it,

>>150098551
They sure do use a lot of letters for how effective they're said to be

>>150098642
>Most SK women are natural

>Morecambe FC is kill
KWAB

>>150098644
There also 'Fick' which is just one more than sex.

>>150098642
>Most SK women are natural.
clearly this man is unwell, someone take him to the hospital

>>150098642
For a second I thought SK meant Stockport where I live. Never thought I'd hear them being described as "natural".

>>150098642
Are you retarded?

>>150098642
>Most SK women are natural

>>150097905
disgusting

>>150098708
Most intelligent Stockport resident

>>150098713
A jaw shave and possibly some work around the corners of the eye but that’s it.

>>150098682
"Fick" doesn't have Germanic roots though.
Not sure where it comes from. Maybe Latin "facere" (to do)? Or maybe "ficere", part of "inficere" (to intermix, to spill, to inject), which is where the word "infection" comes from?

>>150098642
That's true, most Slovak women are natural don't laugh at him

>>150098642
>>150098734
>natural except the cosmetic surgery

>>150098642
>Most SK women are natural

>>150098708
>We have a Morecambe resident (Waglad, his team’s just gone bankrupt)
>We have a Stockport resident
>We have a Carlisle resident (me)
North West massive taking over this general

how is the war on korean women going?

>>150098664
how is waglad coping?

Most JAV, gravure idols are natural too
Including the thread favourites Anri Okita, Hitomi Tanaka, Mana Sugiyama, and Nagi Hikaru

>>150098642
you can't be staring at her nose and thinking it's natural. it's MJ tier

>>150098737
Well, pretty much all words have roots outside the modern language they're used in. I think it's fair to say it's a German word if it's acquired a form and/or meaning that is distinct from its root

>>150098740
BIG SLOVAK MILKERS

>>150098766
just a strange effect of the makeup
Trust me, I’m the 2nd most authoritative sauce on Asian women in /f1/ behind the Brazilian coomer

>>150098790
You're not fooling anyone but yourself.

>>150098734
Minji is natural btw

>>150098751
lovely jubbly

>>150098766
I'm not that anon and I don't dispute that she's had a nose job, but calling it MJ tier is absurd

>>150098797
Why so glum?

>>150098809
beautiful asian lady
hello baby

>>150098797
WRONG

we dont talk about them

Maybe we should talk about F1 instead of speculating on the facial work, breast enhancements, and butt injections done or not done by Asian women?

So my question is: can you tell me everything you remember from the 2010-2013 f1 seasons?

>>150098837
I remember gimi alive in lotus
I remember wobbler

>>150098826
She was just a kid

>>150098831
>Lisa was born Pranpriya Manobal on March 27, 1997,[3] in Buriram province, Thailand,[4] and later legally changed her name to Lalisa, meaning "the one being praised",[5] at the advice of a fortune teller for prosperity.[6][7] An only child, she was raised by her Thai mother, Chitthip Brüschweiler, and her Swiss stepfather, chef Marco Brüschweiler.[8]
Her daddy issues are the reason she’s into AMX

>>150098837
I remember the bongs hating Vettel almost as much as they hate Verstappen now.

>>150098837
I remember Canada 2012, all 4.5 hours of it
>ah yes that’s the Red Shouldered Blackbird

>>150098779
>if it's acquired a form and/or meaning that is distinct from its root
By that logic "Kindergarten" is an English original and "Arbeit" is Japanese.

>>150098837
i remember Alonso putting together a title challenge in 2012 in a Ferrari that was normally the 3rd fastest car on the grid at best

>>150098642
I bet you think He is totally natural too.

Some of the anons from the Iberian peninsula and South America ITT probably pass as “white”
Others will look very Moorish, dark-skinned.

Which category, I wonder, do these anons fall in?
>>150098756
>>150098752
>>150098269
>>150098009
>>150097784

>>150098747
>birthday 4 Oct 2006

>>150098949
Why is her head as wide as her torso?

>>150098959
thought that was a common German feature?

>>150098959
big brain, why? you jelly?

>>150098747
>>150098949

>>150098949
she came out 3 months after pic related

FRANCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>150098837
vwl

>>150098837
Sex in the missionary position with Andrea for the purpose of procreation.

>>150099018
that doesn't surprise me desu

>>150099018
meh, she is kinda ugly but had decent tall genes, or at least looks like

>>150098737
https://www.wordorigins.org/big-list-entries/fuck

narb a shit

>>150099088
Interesting.

>>150098261
>>150098273
we just called it cum

>>150099025
>superior car

Interesting.

>>150098837
I wanted Alonso to win 2012 so bad and hated Vettel's faggot face
droped F1 around 2014

fun fact: alonsokeks were celebrating in abu dhabi 2010 because no one expected kwablonso to fail to pass petrov for 60 laps

>>150099171
the Renault was a pretty strong car that race, Webber and Massa didn't even get close to Alonso who was held up by Petrov all those laps

Posted this in tbe wrong thread initially

From a recent JORJ interview:
>When you include the weight of your head and the weight of the helmet, you're talking about 55 kilos of force being pushed through. So I always- I question it with my girlfriend, [who weighs about 45 kilos] and I'm like "I reckon I could hold you on the side of my head!". I spoke about it with Alex [Albon] and Charles [Leclerc] and they’re going to speak to their partners to see if they’re up for it too. We’re thinking of having a little contest during the summer break. [laughs]

Opinion: Tsunoda is 10 times a bigger KWAB than Hamilton.
Proof: Hamilton admits he's shit and performs like a midfieldshitter
Tsunoda claims he's top driver that drives like a midfieldshitter just because he didn't get Amx car, but he actually drives like a total shitter (almost Perez levels of shit). I added a picture to prove the point. Tsunoda should win 2025 WEC no doubt.

gimi

>>150099227
>I question it with my girlfriend, [who weighs about 45 kilos
>160cm 45kg
She should gain some weight

>>150097989
Ya seething?

>>150099247
people don't feel the need to dunk on Tsunoda because everyone knows he won't be on the grid next year

>>150099023
>ynr Doohan not making Q3 in Australia because Hamshit spun on his final run

>>150099140
пpивiт A

already night outside, this morning when i went to work it was night aswell
summer is over, and the drivers go NOW on summer vacations???

>>150099227
where would they be resting the weight on? it makes sense it's the ass. it's quite suggestive otherwise.

good evening
total mclaren death

>>150098860
>Die Wortschöpfung Kindergarten geht auf den Thüringer Pädagogen Friedrich Fröbel zurück. Die Findung des Namens bezeichnete er als „Offenbarung“, die ihm im Frühjahr 1840 auf einer Wanderung von Blankenburg nach Keilhau widerfuhr.[5] Für ihn sollte das Kind im Kinder-Garten wie eine Pflanze gepflegt und gehegt werden, daher der Name. Er war Schüler Pestalozzis (1746–1827), erweiterte dessen Ansätze und setzte sie in den Kindergärten um. Das Wort „Kindergarten“ nahm unübersetzt Einzug in weitere Sprachen, wie etwa das Englische.
Was it not already used in much the same sense in German before it was adopted by Americans?

>>150099335
most teams are based in England which has no summer so it makes little difference

Without saying:
>cheat car
How did McLaren go from joke team a few years ago to effortless 1-2 finishes now?

>>150099373
cheat car

>>150099373
car cheat

>>150099373
cheat car

>>150099373
illegal car

>>150099373
jeet caar

>>150099314
GET UP
AND THEN GET DOWN WITH THE THICCNESS

>>150099373
Sheer grit and determination

>>150098644
compound nouns are based

>>150099373
unlawful vehicle

>>150099373
Cheat FIA

>>150099373
the car i was married to fucked someone else

>>150099373
Friends in high places

Deadstappen

>>150099373
Anglo perfidy

>>150099373
fia and fom favouritism

>>150099416
what a whore, you should burn it

>>150099422
You foreigners really need to cool it with the anglophobic remarks

>>150099373
>oil jews bought McLaren in 2024
>McLaren started dominating in 2024
Realy makes you think

>>150099227
>weighs about 45 kilos
He's saying that because she wouldn't want him saying her true weight

>>150099373
The follow up question is:
How have Mercedes allowed themselves to be beaten by a customer team?
I thought they reserved the best engines/party modes for themselves?

>>150099445
stroll father NEEDS to read this post
hey STUPID JEW, sell the team, part, or whatever, to aramcooooooooo

>>150099373
they want (((them))) happy
>ceo is jew
>team is owned by sandniggers
>british team with british driver
Perfect.

>>150099458
great post, abdul

>>150099453
more or less?

He's right

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/articles/cx2xgl37zdyo#comments

reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

>>150099466
Kek I'm saying it's got to be more, unless she's a lot shorter than reported

>>150099440
Or else what? Gonna send the bailiffs round?

>>150099471
>3 years, 7 months, 23 days
>43 months, 23 days
>190 weeks and 1 day
>1331 days

lmao

>>150099475
Verstappen made one of his typical crash or yield move though, so that cancels it out.

>>150099498
the globohomos say otherwise

>>150099490
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my poles... And my wins... even my dotds... The championship I've lost... the points I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there.

>>150099490
How many bings and bongs?

>>150099373
it's how the script was written

>>150099420
>they're telling me this zak, zak do you know what they tell me zak they tell me you're on the list zak

>>150099471
>would of
>should of

>>150099490
2 more weeks

How far will McLaren go to sabotage Piastri? Will they resort to outright hitting the killswitch on his engine when he's about to win?

>>150099518
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER

>>150099518
>>150099551
>we're in the punished ham vs liquid leclerc timeline

>>150099373
I can give the non-meme answer if people are interested, I will even keep it brief.

>>150099548
I think Piastri only led roughly 8 laps of the Hungarian Grand Prix of Hungary.

Someone said pastry?!!

>>150099518
MGSV was such a disappointing game
Maybe Kojima is a sensation of fraud?

>>150099570
no fuck you

>>150099605
Kojima needs someone to reign him in. As soon as he was set loose on his own shit went downhill instantly.

As the Ferrari drivers continue to mentally deteriorate, where will our season lead?

>>150099608
Fair.

>>150099569
And Old Magic, the legendary driver, whose Nanomachines can help him recover from a back injury faster than an ordinary human.

>>150099605
idk, it was the only mgs that i played, i think hat venom snake is one of he coolest game characters ever
but yeah, the game was incomplete

>>150099619
Fatal crash
Hopefully

>>150099587
>someone

>>150097873
>>150097884
Kek

>>150099362
Kindergarten in German is a daycare center or pre-school, usually for children ages 3-7, sometimes sooner nowadays. Basically between their toddler phase and when they start elementary school at age 6 or 7.
When Americans say "kindergarden" they mean the first year of elementary school at age 5 or 6.

Rumor goes it's not only RB21 that's niggling Max this season.

>>150099648
Yet gardening is suspiciously off the curriculum.

>>150099689
shan't be reading any of that

>>150099689
>Max used most cringe pickup lines
Can't be as bad as Hornyman

>>150099691
Most schools have gardening/agriculture classes. Also most schools I went to had yearly flower sales where you could buy plants to bring home and plant in the yard.

>>150099689
yeah but some men just want a sex pest wife who agrees to get plastic surgery done to look like your mom and that's okay

>>150099689
tldr

>>150099689
SUPER KEK

can someone do an audio book with the voice of max reading that?

>>150099689
>womyn are fucking aids
more news at 11
amx got what he deserved, now he is fucked forever lmao

>>150099619
leclerc showing up to box while they scream "stay out" on the radio, only for this move and haphazard 3 second pitstop to result in victory

>>150099689
Jenssen my fren

>>150099643
lmao that reaction from Hadjar

>>150099373
>How did McLaren go from joke team a few years ago to effortless 1-2 finishes now?
Every dominant team did that, Ferrari was ass before the Schumacher era, RB wasn't always winning before their 21-24 streak, McLaren has been slowly but surely progressing after the Vandoorne/Alonso era. You can see this with Williams right now, they've been ass since 2018 but they're starting to consistently get points now

>>150099857
i really want williams to be back at the front

gimi

>>150099857
>consistently get points now
yeah
now every midfield team scores points, it will changed for sure next year

>>150099825
funny, right abdul?

>>150099373
non-meme answer: kwablonso shits up every team he goes to and they all eventually slowly recover after he leaves. He pussied out in 2019 because he knew that not only he would get raped by pozrris but the team would focus on him instead and he was afraid of ending up in kwabmilt*n's current situation where your teammate is fighting for wins but you're struggling to score points

>>150099987
TL;DR: cheat car

did buxton appear in any broadcasts and stuff this year? is he away or something? i cant remember the last time ive seen him.
not that im complaining

fun fact: kwablonso literally hid in his basement for 2 (two) years because he was afraid of pozrris

>>150099991
least round Edd

>>150100032
isnt he in indy?

>>150100032
Fox Sports offered him the job of lead Indycar commentator and he accepted it because:
>his [taller] wife wanted to move to the US
>he was getting embarrassed by those DtS memes of him saying obvious things
>F1TV didn’t think he was good enough to be a lead commentator so he’d never be “the voice of F1” which is what he’s been desperate to be

>>150100045
i dont think so but idk. i kinda remember him appear at some point this season, no idea when.

>>150100066
oh so he did go to indy. ok thanks for the info man.
>>F1TV didn’t think he was good enough to be a lead commentator so he’d never be “the voice of F1” which is what he’s been desperate to be
lol rare based decision by f1tv. buxton's one of the most punchable people ive ever seen

András Arató recently turned 80

>>150099689
The sex better be out of this world for him to put up with this much bullshit

I CAN'T BREATHE

>>150100221
when i was watching this live, my stream froze just as max's car had took air. i dont know how i didnt punch the screen

here, have a huge cunt

>>150100277
Is that the real trophy? cool and soul as the kids say

>>150100292
you don't remember the 2023 hungary trophy controversy?

>>150100302
No, did someone drop it?

>>150100308
lando smashed amx's trophy, basically on purpose

>>150100326
i think it was 24
oh no yeah, 23, 24 oscar won

>>150100326
What a little n-word

>>150099689
This is the “man” that /f1/ supports

>>150100326
yah, that when he started his gay champagne bottle trick

>>150100337
haha had to look it up to be sure myself as well
>>150100343
it wasn't actually on purpose, he's just a little gay retard, he wasn't thinking
>>150100385
he already did he, he actually stopped it after that for a bit

>>150100377
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

>only cares about getting the fastest pole
>still wins 3 championships
i fucking kneel

>>150097586 (OP)
>Lechair staring at a wall

>>150100377
I only like him for what he does during GPs, he obviously always had kwab potential because everyone knows that jos is the one in actual charge of everything else

>>150100444
you kneel for poles?

>>150099615
this scene from 4 was absolutely 11/10 ludokino
>you will never ever have a bro like raiden

IT'S UP
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r0H24dv5N-Q&pp=ygUNcmFjZSBkYXkgY2FmZQ%3D%3D

>>150100586
HELLO BEBE OHHHH YOU HOT PEPPER SHOW BOB AND VAGENE

do you think that oscar will go to turkey?

>>150100458
he needs a new team the car is going to suck dick next year even worse than current year

>>150100639
i dont know about oscar but norris should stay out if he enjoys being alive

>>150097586 (OP)
Why does Oscar's sister appear more in her little tiktoks reels than any of her brother's races?

>>150100705
He has good taste in sisters desu

>>150100705
reckon mental issues might run in the family

The 2026 regs belong to Ferrari

>>150100754
>spend millions to buy a washed up kwab driver to replace your perfectly good driver right as you're developing a new car
can see it ending in disaster tb h

>>150100802
But it was good for Q1 and Q2 profits.

>>150100754
yeah bro next year is totally ferrari's year we're actually back this time

>>150100754
>new engine rules, remember how Ferrari tumbled in 2006 and 2014
>still tiny venturi tunnels allowed
>probably even more resticted suspension (J-dampers were banned for 2022

It will be a bloodbath for Ferrari

This what I used to think Steve too when I started watching why Marussia, Manor, Catherham and HRC didnt exist after 2011 and 2012

>>150101110
/fug/ bros not like this

>>150101110
>SCUDERIA FERRARI | WELCOME TO INDYCAR | BEST DNF'S, DNQ'S AND INTERNAL SCANDALS | 480i

>>150100969
>>still tiny venturi tunnels allowed
arent the new floors gonna be fully flat? afaik the only thing that will be retained from the current gen are the floor fences at the front. other than that the floors will be similar to those in 1983-2021.
sorry if this is difficult to comprehend im on drugs and very sleep deprived

>>150099689
can't respect max after this
i didn't before but not after this

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150099689
jarvis summarize this shit i dont have all day

OHONONONO

>>150101302
Draculaesque

>Loser :-|
>Loser, Nigger :-O

So... what is everyone going to do during this break?

>>150101302
got that aerodynamic look

gimi

>>150101301
All modern women are whores and men are better without them

>>150101302
Vegeta lookin' ass

New /biz/ idea: F1, F2, and F3 have a system whereby a driver can be relegated or promoted based on their overall seasonal performance (regardless of the machine under). This way, the sport is always drawing the best from the drivers and shitters are guaranteed to the get boot at the end.

>>150101475
wait for it to end

>>150101301
Nice reddit meme

>>150101355
Kek remember when that one brit poster used to spam how this bald fraudulent DEI chamption was "The GOAT"

>>150102483
Hamilton is a goat

>>150101355
wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150102644
more like the gkat
the greatest kwaboty of all time

Why do /dts/... I mean /f1/ shill for one papaya over another papaya even though both are shit, choke artists, crybabies, and bottlers?

>>150098221
Oscar had some ridiculously dominant wins earlier this year, like China where he was so far ahead, they barely showed him on the broadcast until the finish line

>>150099373
>alonso 'retired'
>suddenly the car had incremental improvement (with an exception of 2022 and early 2023), resulting in a rocketship since may 2024

really makes you think

>>150102483
If lando wins the championship then Hamilton will be the last non-nepo baby champion

Why is being goat good? I have a goat. He is not good. He is a retard sheep that eats cans.

>>150101302
norwood reaper claims another scalp

>>150101302
Will he sacrifice his hair for a WDC ?

amx

In Japan team orders don't exist.

>>150103188
nice skoder

Somebody help this man he looks like he aged 5 years.

>>150098837
>Maybe we should talk about F1
bro the mclels have shitter drivers and a rocketship with no hope of anyone catching up. This thread is a 2026 waiting room for the hope (i use that word lightly) that the racing next year is better than the semen slurping we are forced to consume

>>150099712
makes sense tho, max is a racing autist with very little life experience

>>150099777
>max has a kid
>immediately becomes a midfield shitter
checks out

>>150099689
who's our driver then? hulkenberg, bort, NARB, NARG, gas leak or el rato?

>>150101302
holy shit that guy is norwooding hard

>>150101702
Mate go watch fucking soccer. Take those gay fucking opinions elsewhere.

>>150099689
Now it all makes sense why Max's mother always sounded so unhappy in interviews with Kelly as his partner

>>150099498
t. retardo

>>150102918
But he will be the one and only DEI baby champion which is far worse.

Trumpy wins in 2016 and suddenly Poois gets four in a row. What a coincidence!

>>150102918
Only broke people cry about nepotism

Meanwhile Coulthard is still stuck behind Bernoldi.

https://streamable.com/rht6qx

If I roll a 7 here can some f1 millionaire pls donate me their F1 car so that I can blast it down I 75

/biz/ idea passing on the track.

>>150103693
bit dangerous innit?

ded to mclel

>>150103693
This must be ai because he forgot to use DRS

Give me thirty seconds with her I can get this bitch naked
Little nigga I do this shit with no effort
You know I do this shit with no effort
I do that shit with no effort

f1 dood
wat nou?

>>150103878
post whores

I tear down the mall with the bitch
You can't even talk to the bitch
I be Gucci down
You're wearing Lacoste shit

>>150103918
Stfu you fucking nigger

I want to see drivers pushing hard in the wet at racing speeds. Not tip toeing around waiting for a safety car.

>>150103926
>shut the fuck up nigger
fixed that for you.

so whats going to be the mandatory drama to keep the plebs interested over summer?

If Charles was in that McLaren you wouldn't see his ass nigga.

Schumacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wER-9MW55xk

Charles Alesi

If max doesn't believe RBR can give him a fast car then he should just leave. No point waiting another season for the new regs.

>mclarenwinslol
Is no one going to stand up to them.

>>150104096
he's hoping to get promoted from RB to RB

>Max Verstappen offended as fellow drivers question Nurburgring record
>On Saturday evening at Imola, Verstappen openly admitted that Engel’s tweet had hurt him: “That was a stupid comment. I went there to have fun and just drive my laps. I [was] just there to learn.”
>“Then the record comes out of course, and it’s as if other drivers feel attacked. I’m just enjoying myself, and then you get that kind of unnecessary comment, which I find totally pointless.”
>https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/max-verstappen-offended-as-fellow-drivers-question-nurburgring-record/10724016/
kek what a bitch ass nigga

Entire grid full of carbabbies that can't overtake.

>800 HP
>18000 RPM
>680 kg
>3250 mm wheelbase
>up to 2400 kg of downforce
They tried to make f1 cooler in the vidya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2m3-GMrv_s

>he just turned in on me bawwww
The retro games are harder because there was no "moving under braking" faggotry back then.

>mclarenwinslol
Is lando more of a threat now?

>>150104287
X mode looks like that?

carbon fibre is gay

>>150104348
did his head get crushed?

>>150104348
>escape from sobibor, 1944, colorized, sharpened, enhanced

>>150104359
Worse, he had to watch the Grand Prix.

lecuck would be wdc in the merc with 5 races left

>>150098912
He is totally natural tho

>>150104396
>lecuck would be wdc

Kek

>>150104348
>F1 attendees attempt to escape confinement after a mclaren one two is confirmed

>>150104348
GET IN YOUR FOXHOLES

gimi

>>150104348
>security guard hides and waits until the guy digs through before he catches him
Yeah, this is us.

>McLaren: Piastri/Norris
>Ferrari: Leclerc/Bearman
>Mercedes: Russell/Hamilton
>Red Bull: Verstappen/Hadjar
>Williams: Albon/Sainz
>Aston Martin: Alonso/Stroll
>Audi: Bortoleto/Hulkenberg
>Racing Bulls: Lawson/Lindblad
>Haas: Ocon/Antonelli
>Alpine: Gasly/Perez
>Cadillac: Bottas/Drugovich

>>150099689
kelly is not a good mother and woman, but those are gay lies
>rumors
>rumors
>rumors
>muh n word
>bolsonaro
oh right, now i see flag so most likely it is a vpn chang

>>150099689
>>150099712
>Can't be as bad as Hornyman

He used to donate thousands to Twitch whores with simp tier messages

>>150104530
good stuff, abdul

>Mercedes: Russell/Hamilton
Do you really think so? He'll move back?

>>150104348
When I went to Abu Dhabi 2010, I did remember feeling you could easily sneak in.

>>150104348
hunga roaring or hungary-austria border circa 1987
???????

>>150099689
/f1/gpt please summarise this text

Pontificate:

>Hamilton retires at the end of this season due to "mutual decision"
>Ferrari sign Russell to replace him
>available drivers to be Antonelli's teammate at Mercedes: Zhou, Magnussen, Doohan, Colapinto, Tsunoda, Fornaroli, Schumacher, Perez

>>150104548
She hasn't looked as good as this in any of her professional photoshoots

>>150104627
ZHOU SURGE

>>150104627
You forgot someone

>>150104645
(you) forgot someone

morning lads

>Alonso says that if an Anglo rookie driver was performing as well as BORT is, he'd be headline news every weekend

Does this miserable fuck ever stop whining? Bort probably is headline news back in Hueville, just like Leclerc makes headlines in Italy and Norris makes headlines in the UK. Turns out audiences tend to care particularly about stories they are connected to, however loosely.

>>150104704
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>150104655
we have enough betas in this "sport"

gimi

>>150103457
>NARB
nice try faggot

>>150104754
gimi got gaped

Awful lot of coomers in the thread ngl. Stop it. Masturbation is bad for your sovl.

ouch

>>150104787
bernie with the double kill

>>150104787
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150104787
So they're buying Alpine and Lewis is going to win his 8th with them

>>150104796
lewis hamilton will never win anything ever again
except the world exposure championship, and even that's not a certainty because lando's in contention

Is Baldo Boris gonna rope when Piastri wins it all?

all you really need in life in ham, cheese, mayonaisse and a hard boiled egg

All in really need in life in ham, cheese, mayyonaisse and in hard boiled egg

>>150104813
>Baldo
He's less bald than Piastri

>>150104828
Baldo kindly log off 4chins and consider training a bit harder

What are your thoughts when you see this car?

>>150104832
Who cares, in 200 years we'll all be dead

>>150104837
Thats why Piastri is beating you

I wonder if we genuinely have had an F1 driver visit /f1/ at some point

>>150104835
WE GAAN

>>150104835
the worst car of that time look looks better than any of the current ones

>>150104851
did you visit co2neutraal.tv?

biz idea:

2026 indian gp. poop sprinklers during the race. poop jets at the finish line. poo jets during podium ceremony. trophy presented by beautiful cows.

>>150104848
the twink-obsessed poster from switzerland is michael schumacher

>>150099471
why do they keep whining about the 8th when he really only has 6?

>>150104856
Remember that wonderful era of the web when websites were like 90% Flash
https://web.archive.org/web/20050725000748/co2neutraal.tv/

>>150104848
4chan is genuinely so small in contrast to normie social media it's like asking if a F1 driver has ever visited "racingforum dot website dot geocities dot com"

>>150098644
>Sexual Intercourse
so efficient...

>>150104694
morning friend

>>150104870
I HATE WEB 2.0
I HATE WEB 2.0
I HATE WEB 2.0

Looking forward to george winning everything for the next five years?

Looking forward to george winning everything for the next five years

another week, another race where ruslel finishes behind the cuckstomer team

>>150104848
yes it's me an F1 racing driver

yes im a sharl stan and no im not ashamed

>>150104718
>morphs into the woman he's dating
Then how do you get fat hamster-cheeks Brad with gaunt-cheeks Angelina Jolie?

>>150104348
poor guy tried to escape the Slurpwitz but has terrible navigation

>>150099689
People are being too harsh on Max here. It's obvious to me that the kid was clearly being groomed here, and that given his focus on his career and interests he is ill-prepared to handle or understand the treachery of womenkind.

>>150104848
Mehri
Don't tell me the guy that drops hard rs in plain sight didn't post here at some point

>>150104835
I often picked shitty cars for the F1 games back then because the AI was so slow and I wanted to race against them.

>>150104870
I could always flash you if you are interested

>>150105017
Time to return to /clearpiss/ posts? Reminder to drink some water brehs

>>150097586 (OP)
I know that drivers don't really need legs but that's still pathetic for a grown man

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

>>150105189
>drivers don't really need legs
does ye know
>that's still pathetic for a grown man
he's like 65-70kg no? just zoom in

>>150105200
Alexandra better watch out.

>>150105200
mindbroken by 2027

>>150105200
nobels getting the boot

>>150105200
ham OUT
alba IN

>>150105200
I wonder what kind of carrot they used to ensnare her

>>150105201
his arms are nearly the same size as his legs

>>150104870
https://web.archive.org/web/20120220014455/http://www.pacificgrandprix.com/ Here, I've got something even more soulful.

>>150105200
sad news, she's too cute to go insane

>>150105200
Haas 2029

>>150105200
built for BJC

>>150105246
beheading juden children?

>>150105247
big jogger cock

>>150105200
inb4 Le Mans career

Jensen butthole

>>150105287
She unironically has what it takes to get into F1. Not gonna be a WDC or a race winner but she's good enough to be a token female driver for a few seasons.

>>150105287
i WILL be there

>>150105287
imagine the queue to the bathrooms (from all the delicious traditional italian snacks served)

>>150105295
sadly she started her racing career way too late

>>150105319
Luke Browning is fighting for the F2 title as a rookie and doing FP1 sessions even though he never did karting and only started racing in his teens.

>>150097905
Such a brat. Would pay good money for her to humiliate.

>>150105325
If Browning started karting as a kid he'd probably already leapfrogged shitters like Logan Private and Mazeshit
Funny how time sensitive F1 is compared to other sports where you'd need a couple of years to catch up to contemporaries thanks to the pubuerty growth spurt

>>150097905
>João Félix
>Joao Felix is a Portuguese professional soccer player who has a net worth of $25 million
>Lando Norris
>Lando Norris is a British-Belgian racing driving who has a net worth of $30 million
That's barely an upgrade from her previous sugardaddy, is she banking on Lando winning the WDC and getting a raise? Does she know something we don't?

>>150104835
good looking minardi but love the 1999 m01 more

>>150104835
good, but love the m01 more

>>150105384
Maybe she just thinks hes cute

>>150105384
now look up lando daddy and mommy net worth

Summber break rookie rankings from best to worst.
>Hadjar
Best over the season so far.
>Bort
Bad start but has shown the most potential
>Bear
Dumb cocky retard, but fast and willing to take risks, needs to stop being dumb.
>Fake Gimi
Shown some good stuff, but also in the 2nd fastest car overall, so being flatterd.
>Son Of Law
Sucked donkey dick for most of the season but has gotten his groove back
>Pint o Cola
Mid, but also stuck in a shitbox
>Poohan
Was set up to fail from the start

>>150105384
>Joao Felix is a Portuguese professional soccer player who has a net worth of $25 million
How do you earn at least $10 mil a year just from salary with no sponsoring deals included for 5+ years and turn out to be so comparatively poor? Guess sniffing coke from magui's ass is expensive.

>>150105384
Say what you want about her being an obvious beard but she's the Truffle Hog for overrated choke artists that happen to be fags

>>150105435
>Fake Gimi
Is the worst or 2nd worst pookie on the grid rn.

>>150105384
Not that João Felix is particularly a looker, but Lando's also a definite downgrade in looks

>>150104620
Women fuck up everything good with senseless drama.

>>150105452
>>150105435
Literally did nothing after getting pole at canada, kimibros..

>>150105484
how come all hues don't look like her and nobels

>I think he should have done it a while ago.
>“The guy is not a cheat. But he would be cheating himself if he goes on. He should stop now.
>“If I were looking after him, I would negotiate with Ferrari immediately and say, ‘If you have someone to replace Lewis, he’ll step aside’.
>“If I were Lewis, I would say to Ferrari that I wanted to be paid all my contract, in full.
>“They signed him because they thought he could do a job. ‘It isn’t working, so I can make way if you want me to, but that’s the arrangement’. It could work for both parties.”
>“If I could steal him, I’d take Isack Hadjar from Racing Bulls,” he said. “He has done super well in his first year and is a great guy.
>“I also rate our friend from Brazil (Bortoleto). He is talented. Both of them are sensible, too.”

>>150103457
Alex Chadbon

>>150105535
>no mention of ze generational talent

>>150105525
Corceiro's Portuguese, not huesilian
Nobels's dad is Belgian

>>150105669
How many of those boats do they own?

>>150105716
I know which one I would like to own.

How come you guys never post the merc junior who had to delete her Harley Quinn costume pic?

>>150105739
The largest, obviously. Who wouldn't?

>>150105748
>had to delete her Harley Quinn costume pic
Story?

>>150105757
People were jerking off to it

>>150105781
People?

>>150105781
So? What's the problem?

>>150105801
She was 14 or 15 in the pic

>>150105748
Why would we post that? People were jerking off to it and she was 14 or 15 in the pic

>>150105807
And people were only jerking off to that particular one of hers? None of the others?

>>150105669
papa nobels kind of looks like this guy

>>150105765
he's shamefully effeminate

I'm searching for the Harley Quinn stuff but nothing.

>>150105864
>falling for leaf mindgames

>>150105852
not shameful if he looks cute doing it

>>150105864
If you find it, use it for the next thread opener.

>>150105863
Ollie is straight

>>150105990
the kid does it better

>>150105977
straight outta closet, you mean

>>150106125
>>150106125
>>150106125

>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

>>150105752
Too expensive to maintain. I'll take the smallest one