Thread 150098694

www.bjpenn.com/

Just got raped by Kayla Harrison. Shit was cash.

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

shit thread

Finland.

why arent there any ukrainian mma fighters
and, no, boxing is not real

>>150098718
Fedor emelianenko

>>150098718
Nikita Krylov
Ihor Potieria

Educate yourself boy

I am going to take some exercise. Please improve the thread quality while I am gone.

Let's not say the n word guys it's hurtful to our African brothers.

>>150098718
Maryna Moroz used to fight before she started taking dick on camera to earn a living

>>150098718
drycus duplessiev

>>150098718
Nikita Krylov

>>150098718
Igor "The Ukrainian Freight Train" Vovchanchyn

>>150098788
Pause.

stoltzfus is the key to all of this

PULL OUT HIS LIL DING DONG AND GO BAPBAPBAPBAP

YEA

>>150098718
because they are dying in a war

>>150098803
yeah what the fuck is wrong with people, I guess most cazzies just think it's a small engagement or some shit and not a full blown fucking war where entire cities get leveled. weird brains they got

ONE MORE SLEEP
...please

Ciryl, Abus, Kody Steele, Parkin
Question, what do these things all have in common?
Everybody knows I'm a motherfuckin monster

I dreamed I was visiting Big Bear, and all my favorite fighters were there to say hi including Tito "Beach Bad Boy" Ortiz! Then everything started to get red, and the walls began melting. The portrait of Tito on the wall grow devil horns, and Kendall Grove turn into demon. I'm afraid.

>>150098804
Why would you point that out, and broadcast it? He'd never know.

If you use social media you're a labotomite

Nigger

>alright so the songs called "Monster", and its about-
>aight bet. GOBLIN GHOUL a fucking SKELETON

>>150098884
lil wayne been doing this on features for the past 10 years and nobody says anything now
hov changed the game

has lil wayne even been relevant to anyone except dustin poirier in the last 20 years

>>150098884
>>150098901
>>150098918
Wrong board

i cant tell if khamzat is good or not
he has impressive finishes but then he goes life and death with giblert burns
he looked good against scatmaru i guess, but the robert fight was inconclusive

Anyone watch ZeroEnigma's channel?
So funny

>>150098928
What was inconclusive? He shattered his jaw

>>150098928
if he took down bobert like that so quickly and easily he was gonna do it again so it was a fine win to me

>>150098718
Yaroslav Amosov
Stop being a cazzie

>>150098928
He didn’t look that good against Usman, the Rob fight was way more impressive

How to get you's

>>150098936
idiot
>>150098938
robert is a welterweight dropout though, we never saw the deep walders

>>150098928
he's one of the greatest fighters of all time

Post everytime shart cop was heemed

>>150098928
Gilbert is a b-b-beast my guy. He beat Jorge Masvidal (fastest finisher in UFC history), who also killed the Ben Askren. Not to mention Wonderboy Thompson, the best striker in UFC history!

i'm a fuckin monster, i fuck vettori's pasta

fuck i wanna see shit like khamzat vs strickland

post BADASS mma moments

>>150098985
unfortunate that he's gonna retire after getting the belt

>>150098985
Strickgaped’s bacon bussy couldn’t take them inches I fear

>>150098763
Certainly seems that way

>>150098999
chills m9

type of shit that make em call you carmello anthony smith

>>150099013
>using the stupid greedy MMA retards like Dana and Ari for free prime-time press
we got bamboozled mmanlets

>>150099034
that was like an avengers video game move

WOOOOOW IT'S JUST LIKE MY THUNDERBOLTS!!!

My LORD

>>150099047
if you dont use the implier mark that means you look like that and say that fyi

nick diaz is still under the pretense he's in "rehab" and hasn't realized he got deported

>>150099063
sorry chang /s

>>150099058
track bike cel vs retro roadie chad

>>150099087
Fuck out of here, you just haven't rode fixed. If you did you know how fun it is

>>150099079
kek

Yeah you fags would ride bicycles

Dirty diaper piglet is FUCKED

>>150099143
>the le pre-existing injury
yikes akmed

>>150099079
Lol

3 years and 5 days from now the bjpenn.com domain will expire as an fyi

dark times are ahead

>>150099143
you're so right. khamzat is incredible. greatest grappler in ufc history.

kumsplat is another russian fraud whos best win isa black nigga on 2 hours notice
fraudcheck incoming
i dont want to see these british nut riding faggots in this heem after the fight
he goes or i go

Pink pork piglets playa

UFC was so much better when rogan was running through 155 with his spinning back kick

there's no denying it, khamzat is a better version of khabib. if dricus can beat this monster it will go down as the greatest achievement in combat sports history.

>>150099193
How did he ever make 155?

humzat is essentially tony ferguson
theres no fucking way this fight is going through
also, fuck daner

>>150099200
DirtyDiaperPigus is a bad version of Zatdaddy, tragically

Nigger

>>150098961
No argument. I win.

>>150099230
Enough of that

>>150099222
so true. i just don't see a way for dricus to win this one. if he can pull it off it'll be the underdog story of the century.

Pyfer says his father beat him up because he was better at playing uncharted

>>150099230
Many are saying this

>>150099230
pakibong has already reported u at least 5 times m8

>>150099143
It's Du Pozzy's strategy to get mounted by Black Daddies you see.

>>150099242
The only thing Xhe can pull off is xer Zatdaddy’s meat sword sadly

John Pork

this nigga had the earliest boy cutoff of any fighter. being before the end of that dwcs episode

>>150099265
'Fraid they'll need the jaws of life to remove Du Piggy's pozz pouch from Zatdaddy's THANG.

>>150099193
Fuck man AI is crazy

>>150098928
B, short notice flushed Usmeng sent him to the hospital…

khabib wasn't dangerous on the feet. khamzat is.
khabib wasn't subbing guys at the highest level in round 1. khamzat is.

>>150099286
does khamzat really into striking?

>>150099286
Khabib made lot of people seethe, khamzat doesn't.

>now oink on it for me

>>y-yes Slamdaddy. OINK OINK OINK!!

>who’s daddy’s naughty little Topiglet?

>>I am! I am!

>>150099290
one of the most dangerous strikers of all time in my opinion.

>>150099267
we don't support the horde here

>>150099286
Khamzat didn't duck Tony

*pulls mount*

Bro needs to spit shine Zatdaddy's BBC because nobody gives a fuck about Du Piggy KWAB!!!

>>150099313
This one is cracking me up, Dana looks so close to being retarded with the clenched fists

khabib and islam are just shitty limited versions of khamzat.

When Zatdaddy spitroasts Du Piglet you will all pretend Gapedcus was never good to begin with which is true.

Now that the dust has settled: what caused the Clitia Topiglet project to fail with cazzies?

>>150099339
may i interest you in my fine collection of niggas looking retarded with clenched fists?

>>150099285
What the hell is this fetish stuff? I genuinely don't get it

>>150099356
Dude you are an real one for this, thank you

>>150099351
Brown Jew

>>150099058
Phwoar

>>150099365
yeah I don't know what it is about the clenched fists but its finally resonated with someone else

>>150099350
it's all or nothing, there's no denying it. dricus is up against the biggest challenge of his career.

>>150099351
Because not everyone is like you excitable doofuses. He's been on the scene 5 minutes and knocked out two names, in the grand scheme of this that's nothing phenomenal. Why should he be as big as Jean Claude VD

>>150099285
Another animal dead for Armans gluttony

>>150099375
Riight

>>150099380
The biggest challenge of Du Pork's career is not suckin' off every nigga he train with thoughbeit.

>>150099402
Two real niggas.

>>150099402
Hey now! Du piglet also sucks off a TWP on occasion

>>150099431
Crazy how even Costurd would boil Du Piggy's bacon bussy.

Roxanne

Nigger

you guys are so right. dricus has probably less than a 1% chance of winning this.

OHHHHHHHHH HE POSTED IT AGAIN JOE

Chills

>>150099456
it just keeps getting worse

Jondaddy got the piggies bacon bussies throbbin' again I fear.

>>150099456
The champ is queer

The biggest challenge of Du Piglet's career is affording medication for his incoming daddy pozz load.

>>150099456
Estremecimientos.

>>150099456
Delete this AI crap!

Al “Crap” Iaquinta.

TURDNY BTFO

>>150099456
oh no gurucels are going to cum in their pants

Jon Jones. Gay man.

Guru made Jon Jones gay, that was him.

Guru goons to futa.

Paki Insertment Syndrome: When a south asian muslim self-inserts himself into a caucasoid muslim sphere

>>150099599
All of them have ridden a Pakdaddy, I fear.

>>150099557
Niggerbib lost that exchange.

>>150099599
What about when Zatdaddy inserts himself into a blonde blue eyed Swedish virgin’s tight hole?

>>150099599
>Paki Insertment Syndrome
That's when Pakis are inserting themselves inside tight swedish pussy and pounding until it creams

Pigru fingers his bacon bussy to Jondaddy stretchin' out piggy white boys.

Jon Jones needs to be gay because I don't have a lot going on

>>150099618
>>150099616
Factual posts, I lament.

Jondaddy just needs to keep splitting open hangry piggies like me.

>>150099630
GIWTWM

Jon clearly has a preference for Muslim men

>>150099557
Dumb bitch didn't realize tony measured distance

>>150099616
Khamzat is white you retarded pakis, Khamzat dad has blue eyes, not a single one of your dysgenic cousin marriage relatives has blue eyes or caucasoid genetics, I'm more related to Khamzat than you, freak pakis

600 million pakis and not a single one of you dysgenic freaks have had a good fighter, I feel dirty just thinking about it

God I'm stoned out my gourd

Fuck Khabib for concern trolling Conor.

this doo lives in a gourd

>>150099651
benjamin franklin accurately identified muslims as a race
i'm sorry man

>>150099327
That's something I might do in my first 5 fights in the the the UFC the ultimate fighting championship

Dana White’s Contender Series returns this month. That’s pretty cool.

>>150099278
That's a video game you dumb jeet

>>150099651
White, brown, yellow…Any Muzdaddy will have my bacon bussy open for business!

Me and my bitch. #Artofthedeal

>>150099679
Looked real

>>150099644
Don’t we all!

i want to fuck nina drama

I hope everyone on /heem/ tried to make the world a better place today.

>>150099684
Mark is such a goober he's always splaying his fingers on his thigh so every finger is engaged because he doesn't know what to do with his hands

>>150099679
How did they get his face? PS7 cant even do that you basterd

>>150099696
No you don't.

>>150099722
if nina drama appeared in front of me i would request sex

>>150099701
I farted on this white woman and her kids face today at the grocery

>>150099701
finna read my son some books

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DRSP8ZOJvNA Stricklandesque

>>150099715
Face scans
https://youtu.be/TUK-l5EsGo8?si=4ENd1oov3btJyUcK
Its hilarious seeing him fight and commentating at same time

>>150099753
blah blah blah all these dudes my age tell stories of their horrible no good very bad childhood they're no different than all the women claiming they were raped ten thousand times cry baby bitches need to take that shit to the grave not sob on podcasts about it looking for sympathy soft pussy

Dirty Diaper Panties thoughbeit.

Luke Tracy said it best
Khamzat has 2 options: go all out in round 1 and get exhaustion TKO'd or try to conserve energy and get flatlined

>>150099743
I do it every time I go and u cant stop me
If u had wife Id fart in her head

>>150099753
>5 year old Joe Pyfer locking in a RNC on his dad
Beast

>I do it every time I go and u cant stop me
>If u had wife Id fart in her head

Arman is the tito of this era, few can understand this

>>150099802
You said that last time

>>150099830
No no, I am Lucas Tracy's vessel, his messenger.

>>150099802
Interesting.

Zatdaddy via however the fuck he wants Du Piggy spitroasted.

Arman needs to walk with a ''dana is my bitch'' shirt

>>150099827
he has to be doing it on purpose

>>150099863
>AAAAAHHHHH DANA SAVE ME PLEASE

>>150099827
That Herb Deans fault

This is running on empty, heem review!

>>150099870
He can run but that cheese and wine is already sounding like a violin

It has been 478 days since Arman Tsarukyan's last fight and he does NOT have a fight booked

>>150099887
Terrified Topiglet refuses to fight him sadly.

Remember when Tyrone spong had gokan saki and Errol Zimmerman in his corner only to get heemed by sam alvey

Arman Knights stand on watch.

Arman fought in Karate combat 2 months ago

>>150099893
Since Arman's last fight Topuria defended his UFC featherweight championship, vacated his title and won the vacant UFC lightweight championship

>>150099911
And he subbed one of bib's strongest soldiers

Puta española

Make no mistake

>>150099924
It was a decision win you smelly goatfucker

>>150099911
He subbed the shittier pitbull brother in a grappling match on the 31st of May
>>150099924
It was a boring decision

Ilia wouldn't dare to twerk for Nina Drama

Slamddady already gaped Shartman

I hope Arman never gets a shot and ends up getting heemed in his next fight bappa pulling out and ultimately granting Islam Moicano as a defense enundate a shelf is indefensible there are countless fighters that went in injured and made it happen he's bitch made

Arman is a little dork I would pick him up and Homer Simpson choke him if I ever saw that dweeb

I hope Arman gets to reach his dream of fucking Nina

/heem/bros he had the biggest pop up ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCaYsPVBKR8
Dana needs to bring him back to shoot injure a fag to get the belt soon

the only reason D*na is denying Arman, the rightful title challenger, a title shot is because he knows he will pork Topiglet's bacon bussy, and then the Islam vs Clitia "superfight" will never happen. PIGna is a corrupt greedy bastard with no morals.

Arman lost to Gamrot bro give it a rest

What fight was he watching?

>>150100015
He was watching the ufc sphere mexican independance promo vid

>>150100015
Judging by the time I would guess the Merab/Sean walkouts.

>>150100015
Esparza vs Namajunas 2

these niggas forgetting that Slampiggy has to get through Giacomo first.

Nigger

Does jon jones just spend his team getting bummed by Habibis? He'll end up like that lad with the shisha pipe between his arse cheeks

>>150100015
Blacked + self inserting as the girl

>>150100044
don't threaten him with a good time.

Arman's next fight will be in PFL

>>150100015
Gane vs volkov 2

HEEEM

Gaethje will heem tapturo and shardman

Giacomo "Della" Maddalena

>Arman rematches Gamrot
>both gets cut

>>150099920
So Clitia is afraid of Arman? K.

Why is Olivi putting over this rapist?

>>150100078
This is why there are no Australian fighters, the anglo pool simply can't fight

I forgot what I wanted to post

>>150100010
Wow should be an easy fight for Topiglet why won't he take it?

>>150100096
Something about BBC dick daddies and your tight bussy

Oh yeah right

>>150100100
Tuporia isn't that smart

>>150100104
>big bulgarian cock
my body is not your commodity

Nigger

>>150100100
He will take the fight you goof, you and Arman are getting played like fiddles

>>150100015
That time rousimir palhares keep squeezing on a leg lock and refused to let go after the tap

>>150098718
They go into boxing, MMA is considered primitive and lacking any real skill

>brazzacord this revved
alright which brazza got thai AIDS this time

>>150100122
>orale holmes i fight he later

>>150100130
This isn't true, Usyk trains MMA and is planning on having a fight.

>>150099456
Brazil isn't going to like this

>>150100130
Is this how you cope for having no fighters

Clitia said he’d rather vacate his chastity belt than fight anyone other than Gaethje

>>150100139
why though? he makes what MMA fighters make during whole of their career in one fight only. that would be pretty stupid of him.

My job hired a new guy whose name is JaHEEM lol

>>150100147
American champions?

>>150100147
>cope
Who are you referring to? Do you see my flag retard?

>>150100153
Champion's mindset, he wants a new challenge.

>>150100164
Merab doublecheeseburger

Merab doesn't consider himself American btw

>>150100166
honestly he would go for HW in mma as well and considering how much HW sucks, he could beat tar out of everyone with just a year of training.

Zhang Minyang thread

>>150100193
Youre getting good with these

>>150100196
he's nearly 40 and undersized, he'd beat a few of the HW top 15 that have no grappling

Usucks ducked the frontlines

gooby lost the battle but won the war

Give it up heemlets

>>150100207
more like most top 15 that have no grappling. I doubt anyone could put hands on him through striking exchanges. not to mention that he definitely wouldn't gas out in 2nd round.

How do you score this

Tom Aspinall considers xerself gender non-binary.

>>150100207
Gane easily schools him, boxers aren't used to taking real punches

me to fools who cannot free their mind

Tapology have just announced their own UFC rankings system with a full explainer on how they are determined, which features an algorithm-based system that is not based on opinion.

Their initial rankings can be found here:
https://tapology.com/rankings/ufc

me to fools who cannot free their mind

>>150100265
>read "no grappling"
>immediately think of gayne
pottery

>>150100283
Not clicking your ipgrabber

>>150100283
>pav #2 heavyweight
throw it in the trash

>>150100283
>sign up to see the whole division
faggot website

>>150100287
i think about Gane 24/7, i kept repeating ''Life is a Gane'' outloud the other afternoon

>>150100283
>Pav no 2
>Jamabawl no 4
>Imavov no 2
what is this horseshit?

Had bongs listened to Gane, they wouldn't get assraped by their government 24/7

ganexisters…le algorithm is biased against us

Make sure to support Conor in his political endeavours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8X2w2AWCVs?si=D06RTFElU5cFdz8g&t=6330

Schaub bros...

Just killed 20 Topurias (cluster flies)

>>150100336
moicano: 5'11"
Schaub: 6'4"
nuff said

>>150100334
He needs about 20 signatures from current members of parliament or 4 signatures from local councils locations to run for presidency and its hard to get. I think Gooby should stick to fighting and heeming midgets in FW than going into politics.

>>150100331
Look up what ''dark horse'' means

>>150100336
for sure read this as "gets off on" b, dicey dicey

>>150100365
>I think Gooby should stick to fighting and heeming midgets in FW
He can barely make LW, what makes you think he can drop to FW now, the chandler fight was scheduled for WW

>>150100362
Shut up,faggot

>>150100285
What ever happened Violent Bob Ross?

>>150100381
y'seethin

"Baby" Bo Dickal

Drinking some Kvass.

>>150100365
That's exactly what he is trying to change.

me to smith haters

>>150100402
Please don’t call him that

we call him “heartlet bum” here

>>150100447
or else?

Daily reminder Smith had a montage, a retirement package and a standing ovation made for him, aldo and cruz got a 2 minute coverage.

>>150100484
Neither of those guys announced their retirement in advance

>>150100489
Smith never should have gotten anything, that's the whole fucking point

>>150100513
cry more

bros Arman isn't letting this Ilia thing go

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mh28qs/arman_roasts_the_hell_out_of_el_pato_topuria/

>>150100513
No its not

Shartman also said the fight is 70% done so what’s he crying for

>>150100568
But you made soiface when Tomala posted about Jon for an entire year straight

daniel cormier

>>150100609
Tito did it better in TNA

Is nelk a synonym for homosexual?

>>150099230
Very good post

Thoughts on fighters who retire, come back 2 years later, lose and retire again.

>>150100657
Volk beat another top ranked guy right after Ilia heemed him. Emmett also destroyed Mitchell right after. Max is obviously in his prime. Charles always comes forward the same way and had just easily dispatched Chandler.

Arman is the fight but Ilia is truly dangerous for anyone to face

>>150100624
We respect DC here, shut the fuck up or else.

>>150100673
Emmett is 40

Fuck it I'm rooting for Pimblett

Josh Emmett is at least 527 years old

Max is in his prime but his chin is gone (because Ilia took it)
Simple as

>Volk was coming off KO
>Max was dehydrated
>Charles was old
you are here
>Arman was never good
>Islam wasn't in his prime

>>150100716
He got dropped by Goatse before fighting Clitia

>>150100689
Power is the last thing to go and he can turn anybody's lights off
>>150100720
Ilia's accomplishments aren't yours. Calm down little guy and find your own purpose

>>150100721
No he didn’t

>>150100721
>>150100747
>>150100759
He also admits he got dropped in Poirier 1 but saved by the fence being behind him

>>150100720
Slight change there bud, Arman wont be there. Hes getting weemed the fuck out and stertched by Dan Hang Man Hooker

>>150100744
talk back when you get a champ.

>>150100765
>Poirier 1
2 you mean

>>150100775
Pantoja and Merab are American champs. It doesn't matter though because their success is not my success. If you ever start being your own man, you'll understand that instead of dangling like a dingleberry off another man's nuts.
>>150100783
True, thanks.

Once Dricus vs Khamzat goes down I have nothing to look forward to for the rest of this year. Only fight that is interesting is Islam and JDM. wtf happened to 2025?

Decision against 40 year old Josh emmett

>>150100804
He got like 50-42'd.
>>150100803
It's okay to be a casual, anon. Don't forget about Canelo/Crawford and the MLB World Series

>>150100803
True sadly. Zatdaddy and Slamdaddy are the only thing keeping the UFC alive at this point

>>150100803
Abus is fighting Pyfer

>>150100797
yeah no shit. you have nothing to do with favela monkey and mountain churka.
>If you ever start being your own ACK
this niglet trying to make bold assumptions about others on Orolbai's throat singing forum. point and laugh.

BJ Penn...No

>>150100803
Tom sparking out Gayne wil be bants b

STRONG WHITE WRESTLER WITH AN EXPLOSIVE DOUBLE AND A BIIIIIG RIGHT HAND

>>150100873
Talmbout Khamzat Chimaev?

>>150100869
yeah in your dreams

Abus represents the country of Germany while Pyfer represents the country of Philadelphia.

>>150100857
Just from your terminally online language Ik you're nothing. Both Pantoja and Merab left their third world countries to become US citizens and raise American children. You gotta get over it and stop counting the Spaniard as your life win

>>150100883
I cant believe they named a country after the cheese

>>150100889
The only kids Merabussy has are the ones he swallowed from Aljodaddy’s ebony obelisk

>>150100889
He was actually born in Germany

>>150100759
isnt this at the back of the head
also no way max's chin is gone, he styled on gaychesse and duckstin for five rounds

>>150100883
Once fighters reach the point of gigaflushed, they should change their nationality to embarrass countries they dislike.

>>150100803
its become a greedy sport with zero personality
this company has zero stars for some reason
turbo midget fights and wmma suck the air out of every card and no one wants to admit it

>>150100920
You using this language and internalizing it constantly is a public showing of the rot in your brain. It is a jester performing an act whilst being unaware. Enjoy, my friend.

>>150100988
This but unironically. Pretty sure the Bong has never disputed how grim his life is though

Dan Hooker

>>150100889
I wouldn't expect a new worlder to have grasp of simplest concepts but you are ridiculous. Besides that, I won't even argue about how you are treating the most common form of conduct around fighting sports just to feel superiority over internet users half world away. i am shitposting in my free time on designated shitposting website while you are trying to compensate for your woes. now tell me which one of us needs old man talk here.

>>150100988
He's right though and you wish you had Aljadaddy's BBC pozz loads all over your bacon gape.

>>150100968
he won that round and the second shot was at the back of the head, poirier actually struck max's chin with a right hook in the last ten seconds of the bout that barely fazed max

>>150100920
Did you ever got ban for posting garbage like this?

>>150101013
dookie dan :)

>>150100920
This is a factual and excellent post.

>>150101027
It's like 2am by you on a work day and this is what you're doing. You've certainly inspired confidence in me about leading a great life.
Anyway, I'm just shitposting too. I just think it's funny that you're so attached to Topturo. I hope he gives you a pat on the head the next time he visits Tbilisi for a parade

>>150101041
Pinche wey hombre you ever got ban holmes?

>>150101041
No my posts are excellent, on topic and spaced out, unlike the blog posting losers who spam the thread with garbage. :)

>>150101028
Thats neither here nor there

>>150100920
merab does the fucking round here, saar

>>150101047
Merked that cunt

>>150100920
I was told bongs can't post on the internet anymore, why are you here still

>>150100920
Afraid this is very true

>>150100968
Dustins transformation to le funny guillotine man was kinda lame

American Eagle is the official denim of the UFC

the moment dana realized if he gives this nigga a single opponent under 35 and not on a loss streak he's cooked

>>150101047
mate how many times do I have to tell you not to make bold assumptions about others on Mongolian throat singing forum? it's not some gotcha moment, it's hilariously misplaced.
good thing we cleared it up and came to conclusion that you are a fag that started the whole thing after I shitposted about currently completely relevant topic.

>>150100984
They always arrange a banger of a card but are sure to throw in a wmma fight as one of the main fights to sour it. My favorite is when they do their yearly three title fight card but it’s only two male title fights and then fucking Zhang or Shev vs some can as the third fight

>>150101140
Woops wrong picture

>>150101096
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>150098694 (OP)
No known weaknesses

>>150101143
okay little buddy. GL

>>150101140
Jared Gordon?
B-B-B-Beast of a striker, B

>>150101161
true, the only good wmma fighter was guyborg, but only because it looked like a hilarious domestic scene

>>150101161
Zhang is the only good wmma why you do her like that

>>150101164
delet

>>150101186
Nunes heemed the fuck out of that regional can crusher

>>150101196
she fucking sucks dude, joanna hit her 300 times in the face, zero head movement or skill

>>150101208
she wins the rematch though

>>150101215
didn't that fight when FOTY lol how is that a bad thing

>>150101161
They’ll always make the two male title fights lower weight division and guys who aren’t draws too. When have you ever seen a HW and MW title featured together on a 3 title fight card? It’s always LW and BW or FW and WW. They know how to scam when they advertise those cards they make it seem like three title fights is a great deal but then you see who’s fighting and you know why they need three title fights to sell a ppv

I'm gonna harass this guy in sm until he switches to mma
https://youtube.com/shorts/-Yw3AzTjMQU?si=KdGng8rwskxG1Gf-

82 days until Gane fights.

>>150101238
A LW title fight headlined IFW and a WW title fight is about to headline MSG

Dance for me boy

so is gooby on the registered sex offenders list?

>>150101259
Whats he gonna say after he loses?
"oi wee wee baguette" ?

>>150101281
so sick of this fat bum
take care of your kids before they die again faggot

>>150100920
This is the post

>>150101281
bloat maxing

>>150101267
Give us a HW, MW, and LW title right in the UK headlined by Tom, Dricus, and Illia (against Pimblett). All three are bros and have been complementary of each other in interviews and were featured in a card together early in their ufc career

Wonk nose wahrani stood no chance
https://youtu.be/8m6NkKne3X0?si=hUhY1iW4eUz644CI

CAZ CHECK
Name one fight you're excited for on the upcoming card and explain why.
Hard mode: can't pick main event.

>>150101330
can I check the card before responding?

Schaub xisters...

>>150101330
Uranio chadybaldiev va dotar nurgomeng
Peach of a fight if you like elite scrambles and distance management

>>150101339
Of course, dear Leaf.

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/127957-ufc-fight-night

>>150101304
stick to wwe, tranny

>>150101359
im finna put cocaine in this fat niggas purple drank so his heart give up

>>150101352
Oh shit Angela Hill's fighting. Gotta respect the grind. She's on that Kevin Holland shit. If there ever was a female BMF fight she'd have to be considered. Even if you don't like wmma you gotta respect it.

KODY STEEEEEEEEEEELE

>>150101330
Johns/Matsumoto. If Matsumoto is as good as I think he is, then he should whoop Johns. Matsumoto's only loss is a split decision to Rob Font, who's been at the top of 135 for years and chose to wrestle.

>>150101340
no way this isnt a fan fiction

Holy fuck DDP/Chimaev is only 2 weeks away wtf. I thought it was for the end of the year card???

Kody "Matsumoto" Steele

>>150101330
none all those fags suck

>>150101350
>>150101444
ngmi

>>150101330
Hernandez exposed pic rel

>>150101340
what in the fuck was he thinking b

Everyone was pissing their pants over last weeks gaypex canslop but this weeks is at least 10x worse.

Vasti Spiller

>>150101453
Yeah, that was a great performance by Fluffy. He also broke Brendan Allen in the next fight. If he beats Dolidze (a harder puncher with very good, maybe even elite, BJJ) emphatically, then I think he can sit out for a title shot. MW is a crowded division though so maybe not.

Kody "Fluffy" Steele

I'm telling you guys this dude Jeep Matsui is a straight killer

>>150101411
shut up bitch

>>150101496
the guy who lost his last fight?

>>150101411
the only good fights in 2025:
August 16th
Dricus Du Plessis vs Khamzat Chimaev

August 23rd
Brian Ortega vs Aljamain Sterling

October 4th
Jiri Prochazka vs Khalil Rountree

October 25th
Tom Aspinall vs Ciryl Gane
Aleksandar Rakic vs Azamat Murzakanov

This is it, I didnt include total bums and horrible midget crotchsniff galore matchups like Merab vs Canhegen

>>150101490
He’ll have to fight Rdr for a title shot, especially with Strickland suspended it makes sense
I think stylistically fluffy can filter most of the slow Mw grapplers despite them all being bigger than him

>>150101387
Hoenstly? Based

you guys don't even enjoy MMA why even bother posting I love watching MMA I love it so much I start stroking my wiener look how much I love MMA look at me stroke my wiener

>>150101352
>putting the only 2 black chicks on the same card
Interesting

>>150101506
Good picks. Props for knowing who Murzakanov is. But there are many more good fights.
>>150101507
Are Borralho/Imavov fighting for #1 contender? I supposed that ought to headline the Paris card. In which case you're right, Fluffy/RDR is a banger. I think RDR beats him though unless he gasses out. He has the same strengths as Fluffy and is way bigger.

>>150101404
it's in the court case b...

>>150101340
>>150101554
QRD? Who's suing Bapa? Not the super metrosexual dude with the long hair?

>>150101551
>Are Borralho/Imavov fighting for #1 contender?
imavov is 100% getting a title shot if he wins, not sure about borralho

Kody "Murzakanov" Steele

Is heem more dao or tao

Longest veins in the division

To wonk or to not wonk a nose, that is the question

>>150101594
Most /heem/ regulars don't follow the sport and can't name fights outside of like 20 people so that anon is ahead of the curve. It sucks that a bunch of mentally ill freaks and retards chose /heem/ of all generals on 4chan to make their shit-flinging zoo enclosure, but we're gonna clean this place up.

Kody "Zoo Enclosure" Steele

>>150101619
Nice cope after shararedit got his paki nose wonked by some literal who getting it wonked by the great is badass

The /heem/ general on /sp/ is, at this point, a complete failure. If you have anyone on the moderating staff who is knowledgeable about MMA and willing pursue a handful of these threads in the near future, he/ she will doubtlessly report back that the threads are generally devoid of salient content and deserve to be dissolved or fundamentally restructured. Here is a post by me complaining about the lack of pertinent discourse present in /heem/ (MMA) threads: >>99320889

As you can see, no one actually wants to talk about MMA. I simply get called reddit or told it’s /heem/ culture to take picks. While the latter is true in my experience as a frequent /heem/ user, it’s empty content as no one actually discusses picks or otherwise comes back to them for any reason. Even if that is sufficient content in and of itself, it is the only relevant prominent feature in /heem/ threads. Outside of that, relevant content generally consists of breaking news; everything else is extraneous garbage, i.e worshipping woman athletes, pedophiles following underage girls loosely related to the MMA scene, and constant talk about (((them))) controlling everything. Quite frankly, it’s mostly leakage from /pol/ and the celebrity-obsessed side of /tv/.

I urge the moderating team to at least furnish a dedicated janitor in the spirit of decluttering /heem/ of so much irrelavent spam. It’s not an MMA board at the moment, it’s largely a shitpost-friendly gossip column kept alive by a handful of people who truly have nothing better to do with their team.

Please, send help. The board can still be saved.

>>150101571
Borralho is probably "guaranteed" the shot as well. Undefeated in the UFC and could beat the guy that just KO'd one of the division's ATGs.

>>150101640
sloppy but well-meaning work

/heem/ is literally not an MMA general.

heem is my personal piss bottle

Diego Watch 2025

>>150101551
Yeah maybe fluffy did get TKOed from bodyshots that one time

cant beleive ode osbourne is still fighitng in the ufc. they kept taht scrub but canned maki pitolo baka

Yeah let's do a deep dive into next week's matchups. I think it comes down to footwork and cage control. Whoever can get the foot on the outside will have the advantage. Keep an eye on their feet

>>150101687
Props for knowing who Osbourne is.

>>150101640
youre right, obviously, but the quality of UFC and mma in general is getting worse
consider the fact that it is very hard to correctly predict fights due to chaos theory

see dricus and luke thomas' prediction rate
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kGiuj2CpH2Q?feature=share

>>150101687
Ode Osbourne is the biggest name since McGregor. Why would they cut him

>>150101640
>worshipping woman athletes, pedophiles following underage girls loosely related to the MMA scene, and constant talk about (((them))) controlling everything
Sounds decent

>>150101695
sloppy but well-meaning work

Schaubstralians just realised their only fighters are a Greek macedonian and a wog

weem joe pyfer

We don't watch noncepunch here

>>150101741
volkanovski is not a greek surname

>>150101781
It's Macedonian, he is half Greek, half Macedonian

>>150101741
I get that that image took more effort than you've ever put into anything but we all saw it already and don't care. It's a 6/10 tops not great not terrible just move on and make a new meme image.

Doesn't Volk live on like a 100 acres of land? Dude's got it made

>>150101793
Australia is a country of immigrants like America. Are you making the argument that only an aboriginal champion would count as australian?

>>150101687
Props for knowing who Maki Pitolo is.

>The Southern Cross is located in the fly half of the flag. It is one of the most distinctive constellations visible in the Southern Hemisphere, and has been used to represent Australia since the early days of British settlement.[7]

>The national colours of Australia are green and gold.[1] They were formally adopted by the governor-general of Australia, Sir Ninian Stephen, on 19 April 1984 in the Commonwealth of Australia Gazette; on the advice from Prime Minister Bob Hawke.[2]

>>150101800
100 acres of empty land is nothing that's broke reddit bitch shit

Kody "Meme Image" Steele

>>150101817
Get a better shtick bro

>>150101830
I match the level of my competition so consider yourself served, kid.

>>150101807
Australia is different, they do not consider italians and Greeks to be true Aussies and call them wogs instead, a special slur just for them.

Kody "Handz of" Steele Neal Magny

>>150101838
In the uk wog means nigger and refers to gollywog dolls from the 60s

Im unironically hyped to see Kody Steele's next fight

>>150101843
Props for knowing who Magny is.

ting ting steele killed a blackrock banker out of rage

Props for knowing walalqlakggaalla is.

>>150101852
Leon edwards is a wog

The Flyin' Hawaiian Robbie Lawler

The Biracial Angel Bobby Whittaker

>>150101868
TRVKE good night

Conor said Dana didn't leave a tip at the black forge

>>150101852
Ian Garry's fiance wrote a book on it

>>150101876
Props for knowing the brazza in the green hoodie

Props for knowing who Brendan Schaub is (God)

haha so funny

Props for knowing who funny is (me)

Remember the Name

>>150101956
Props

oh god I'm so close (I'm the thread)

any irelandians been to the black foorge? is it a pricy bar

Movie

>>150101999
>>150101999
>>150101999

khamzat is essentially t-sperg

>>150102014
Absolute Truke

>>150101621
Azamat has been a part of /heem/ since the beginning, caz nufag. Know your betters.

I think geof neal will do a live medical experiment showing a MMA fighter smoker lungs by punching a huge hole in that lanky goblin's chest