Thread 150099789

>hello?
>yes, this is fiorentino perez, ceo of real madrid
>im offering you 8 million euro to masturbate in front of me
>yes you must cum in my suit
>it will be recorded but it's not meant for the public, only for me and my associates
what would you respond?

Good thread

>>150099789 (OP)
If its not for blackmailing purposes id say whatever

Agree and then start chugging fresh celery and pineapple juice on my way to the location to hopefully produce a large amount of fluid so he invites me back for a second round. Also ask if Bellingham and Camavinga can be present

>>150101448
>Also ask if Bellingham and Camavinga can be present
Why??

>>150100366
Straightest germoid.

Another perfectly hetero soccer thread

>>150102433
The moral dilemma portrayed in this thread has nothing to do with being straight or not.
Go back into your containment thread.

>>150099789 (OP)
>it will be recorded but it's not meant for the public, only for me and my associates

That is a fucking lie an only an absolute dupe would think otherwise. I'd say hell no.

>>150099789 (OP)
No, I’d be too paranoid and I make a strange face when I cum.

>>150104833
Couldnt be me. I cum proudly and like the perfect mix of savage animal and a sensual god of Lust. Thick, creamy white ropes and a moan that is as much song as it is growl. Every muscle on my chiseled body tensing, beast and angel, a carved chimera resembling what it means to be a man. Im a VERY aesthetic cummer.

>>150104860
In other words, you’re german.

>>150104860
Is that what your boyfriend tells you?

>>150104912
No, its what your boyfriend tells me. And your mother.

>>150102834
Well this absolute dupe is now 8 million richer

>>150099789 (OP)
Nooooo flo, you cant! Not with you, youre different nooooo!

>>150102834
I'd do it even if it was meant to be posted online afterwards. Who the fuck cares? You didn't even have to touch anyone else. The world would meme you for a couple of days and then move on to the next thing. 8 million euro is insta retirement money.

>>150099789 (OP)
no sorry, i got an offer from a sheikh to shit on my face and break a few of my ribs for 10 million euros. he will even pay for my airplane tickets to dubai. i think that's a better deal since it wont have long term consequences

Will he film it? If not, then it's just his word against mine on whether I even did it, and then I've got the millions either way.

>>150105251
mister governement will want to know how you earned that money

>>150099789 (OP)
>8M to wank on camera
I'd do it for less.

>>150105251
it' even better if he films. you get additional royalties.

>>150099789 (OP)
Why is this a thread?

>>150099789 (OP)
this guy is defo in the epstein list

>>150099789 (OP)
OK

>I'd actually do it for £800

>>150099789 (OP)
For 8 million euros he could fuck me in the ass while I sing the Barcelona anthem.

>>150105127
You are definitely too cheap

>>150099789 (OP)
OK

>I'd actually do it for €80000

>>150099789 (OP)
>this is what "people" in venezuela spend their daily 40 minutes of the internet access on
grim

>>150099789 (OP)
I'd offer him my child daughter so he fucks her in front of me to make me cum faster. Easiest 8 million ever.

>>150106469
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>>150099789 (OP)
For 8 million euros I would suck him and all his associates and he can show it during the super bowl half time show for all I care. I'd do the thing you said for like 10 grand desu.

>>150099789 (OP)
I'd do it for free

i regularly let middle aged men eat my ass, lick my pits and feet, gurgle my cock and balls for NO COMPENSATION

this is too fucking easy for me.