Thread 150099791

LIVERPOOL ARE CHEATING SCUM

Kek scousers are ugly little freaks

wtf BASED THREAD

SO
who are the GOOD guys and who are the BAD guys this upcoming season?

>>150099815
Good guys
>team I support
Bad guys
>team you support

Ugh I was eating

>2 wins in a day having just spent £4.62m
How do ABLs even cope?

>>150099815
Good guys are Manchester United Football Club and the bad guys are everyone else including you and also me

This is gonna be a great season for /lug/

>>150099791 (OP)
>Old RATford

>>150099815
the good - Liverpool
the bad - City
the ugly - Arsenal
those guys who get shot at the beginning - Man United

>>150099847
Dinner for a scouser

teams i want bad things to happen to (not an exhaustive list)
>man united
>liverpool
>arsenal
>forest

>>150099856
BASED. FUCK LIVERPOOL.

>>150099815
>good guys
heroes of the working class liverpool operating on a shoestring budget
>bad guys
the billions spent duo

>>150099818
Good guys
>everyone outside of the troon six
bad guys
>The troon six

>>150099815
another roundabout way of asking for my preseason predictions?

liverpool are going to be frightening with isak

leafs preseason prediction (leaked)
>1 liverpool (loyal customer)
>2-20 no thought has been put in likely generated by grok

Scousers were bred for revolution against the corrupt regime in London, but instead they want to address their grievances by playing sportsball. So it must be.

>>150099931
are revolutionaries known for partaking in petty crime and self harm?

>EXCL: Newcastle United make improved bid to RB Leipzig for Benjamin Sesko. New offer worth at least €80m after positive talks between clubs & with 22yo striker. Nothing agreed but #RBLeipzig currently favour #NUFC + no #MUFC proposal yet
@TheAthleticFC - Ornstein

>>150099915
n-no

>>150099947
whatever happens in the end someone is getting snubbed and isn't that what really matters

>>150099913
Frighteningly shit

>>150099940
Revolution, by definition, demands both.

revolution
/ˌrev.əˈluː.ʃən/
noun
a change in the way a country is governed, usually to a different political system and often using violence or war, day drinking and robbing little old ladies with knives:
The French Revolution changed France from a monarchy to a republic.
The country seems to be heading towards revolution.

we could keep going round and round defending revolutions, it some of us would like to get back to transfer talk (not me personally)

>>150100024
You seem embarrassed by the fact you were called out for saying something silly, like sarcastically asking if revolution asks for crime and putting oneself in harm's way.

Spent all this time typing this for the thread to get deleted

These
>Simian mobile disco - I Believe
>Adrian lux - Can't sleep
>Adiam Dymott - Miss you
>American Authors - Hit it
>The naked and the famous - Punching in a dream
>Animal kingdom - Get away with it
>Alexmetric - Head straight
>Saint motel - My type
>Caribou - Odessa
>Beck - Dreams
>Empire of the sun- Alive
>MGMT - Kids
>Fatboy slim - The rockerfeller skank
>Caesars - Jerk it out
>Peter bjorn and john - Young folks
>Gorillaz - Rhinstone eyes
>Ladytron - Ace of hz
>Imagine dragons - On top of the world
>John newman - Love me again
> The Naked and the famous - Hearts like ours
>Avicii - The nights
>Catfish and the bottlemen - cocoon
>FMLYBND - Come alive
>Jungle - Busy earnin
>Kwabs - Walk
>Teddybears - Sunshine
>The Grsiwolds - 16 years
>The kooks - Around town
>Magic man - Tonight
>Slaptop - sunrise
>Tensnake, Thabo - Pressure
>Parade of Lights - Feeling electric
>Glass Animals - Heat waves
>Lorde - Supercut
Are my favourite Fifa tracks

>Newcastle have sent official bid to RB Leipzig for Benjamin Šeško worth €90m package. €80m plus €10m add-ons on the table from #NUFC. No decision yet from the player. Manchester United confirmed again to RB Leipzig that they will bid if Šeško picks them.
Romano

>>150100048
> asks for crime and putting oneself in harm's way
no i specifically said petty crime and self harm
do you think those are the same things? is overthrowing a government petty? would you call fighting in a battle self harm? preposterous assertion

>>150100052
thanks mate any other reminders from earlier in the thread?

>>150100082
Where was €90m, United also intend to bid posted?

>>150100070
Voluntarily throwing yourself into the meatgrinder for the sake of your ideals is undeniably self-harm. 90% of what consistutes revolution is petty crime. Revolution isn't only the exciting bits where guns are being shot and heads are being cut off. There's also all the build-up to being able to do that part. Overthrowing a government is not petty crime. Stealing food from the back of a truck that's on its way to feed government troops is petty crime. Fighting in a battle is absolutely self-harm.

what a BORING start to the thread

>you
will apologise to Manchester United Football Club this very season

>>150100098
you are defining terms so loosely they have lost all meaning
the type of person to day drink is not the type to fight in a battle of ideology just because both increase risk of an early death
very very stupid post

>>150100120
I would like to apologise in advance. I can feel a meme title charge coming.

>>150100124
>the type of person to day drink is not the type to fight in a battle of ideology

>liverpool conceded 3 times in 3 hours against Athletic Bilbao
>Manchester United conceded ONCE in 8 days...

As a lifelong liverpool customer a bit of piss just came out

>>150100124
not my fault youre too stupid to think war is only the bits you see in films

>>150100161
>conceding to 10 man Bilbo

>>150100174
not my fault you think petty crime and self harm are revolutionary actions

>>150100192
You're right, it's not your fault that I'm smarter than you.

>>150100042
>round and round
>revolutions
kek almost went over my head

I'm in favour of scousers thinking hurting themselves is training for overthrowing london personally

what happens if newcastle gets sesko and decides to keep isak?

>>150100225
you should prove how smart you are by doing a revolutionary act like taking too many pills and smashing your neighbours car window

>>150100232
We win the league

>>150100244
I accept your concesison, dave.

>>150100232
they have no money to buy a centreback or midfielder and still start dan burn and schar with just miley as cover for midfield

i wasn't even aware that liverpool - athletic was being played but why the fuck they played 2 games in a row? how?

>>150100271
just for match fitness. first game was a clear second-string side

>>150100246
we as in saudicastle?
>>150100251
decent pairing that.

Gyokeres is looking like the deal of the summer

>>150100052
>Manchester United confirmed again to RB Leipzig that they will bid if Šeško picks them.
Why are they acting like a teenage girl?
What the fuck strategy is this
Anyway 90m for sesko lmao

>>150100330
They want Šeško to pressure Leipzig to give them a discount

>>150100128
Apology accepted

Don't know what's worse, 90m for shitsko or 95m for ekishitke

>>150100417
80+10 THOUGH

>>150100429
Hoolyy cope

Villa will be asking for £70m now kek

>match stoped at 20 minutes to grieve
Scousers really milking this Jota thing. All this for someone that killed himself by drunkenly speeding.

>>150100453
Sorry Manure is too broke to buy players. I feel ya pain.

>>150100393
They got rinsed by fucking brentford and now think they can jew Leipzig? kek

>>150100494
Yeah, this shit is going to blow up in their face

€90M is only £69.6M

Do you niggas really think Man United can't match that. Really up to Sesko on which club he wants.

>>150100531
€90m is £78.4m google it

>newcastle needing 90m (NINETY) to get Slovenian Andy Carrol
Yeah United shouldn't go for him

what happened over the weekend in terms of /trans/fers

>>150100567
Man U to the bin confirmed

>>150100582
but they were already in the bin??
fake transfer try again

>>150100538
Its €80M + €10 add ons bro

hype

>>150100667
>tfw another hectic shift at KFC

>>150100667
Why is the money purple? Zesty ahh currency...

when i was fat about 10 years ago i would get the zinger burger from kfc sometimes for lunch
didnt even taste particularly good but this slop of it was somehow pleasurable

>consooming KFC
>not hardees
NGMI am afraid, an agent of the matrix.

It's over

kfc was good about 20 years ago but at some point they started cheaping out or something and made it shit
same for pizza hut it was unironically pretty good once upon a time

>>150100531
he's not worth that

>>150100753
same as our versions
old school pizza hut was great

>>150100779
Srbe na vrbe

>>150100751
Fucks sake

>>150100751
Very, very disappointing

>>150100753
kfc died the day they scrapped crispy strips

>>150100751
Even as an ABU I’d like to offer my condolences

>>150100779
It's about the same as United paid for Hojlund despite being significantly worse

>>150096378
well, norwich have officially unveiled their away kit for this season which i'm sure we can all agree is fantastic news as now, there are no clubs left in next year's fifa that i can think of who have a decent enough name, badge and stadium that they are usable in career mode who still have a kit to release or be leaked. i can now settle on my list of clubs who i consider to be career modeable and enjoy the next year of autism.

>>150100751
how many errors vs Arsenal ?

City are being underrated this season. Both reijnders and cherki are quality signings and will do bits for city. With that being said I still think its arsenals to lose with all the investments made so far and squad on paper. But don't write city off. Liverpool I have no idea about, losing trent and diaz are big losses for their creativity and also strength on the bench. If they sign guehi, a quality 8 and isak then the conversation changes but so far they've done none of those.

>>150101221
not sure how hojlund being a horrible transfer means sesko is worth 70m

>>150100779
Hes better than Ekitike who Liverpool paid 95M for

>>150101402
mate liverpool got 10m for trent even though he was leaving for free in a month! so it doesn't matter

>>150101338
I have a Norwich shirt with Sargent on the back :) I'm not even a Norwich fan haha!

Regista and Segundo Volante mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/live/5N67PNgsoMM?si=Q6df6RnAkUzKxjOq&t=3036

>>150101420
are you a yank on a vpn then

>>150101419
>10m
8.5m

>>150101432
seethe on. free money. frimpong clears. his ooga booga energy is a boon to this side and fills the hole left by trent imo

it's a bit like replacing gerrard with alex song
just not the same dressing room is it

>>150101430
Nah found it in a charity shop for £4 and thought I might be able to sell it to some Norwichian for a cool profit. It's in unbelievably good condition for being a few seasons old. There's no cracking on any of the transfers or anything. Looks brand new.

when van dijk and salah fuck off in a year liverpool is going to crumble

Player I think will flop next season

>wirtz
>ekitike
>kerkez
>frimpong
>isak
>salah
>van djik

>>150101462
oh fair enough, if it's real that's a nice find

>>150101467
This. Jota bailed the sinking ship. He was smart.

Hojlund must be buzzing

>Leipzig prefer Newcastle because they will get more money but Benjamin Sesko prefers Manchester United

Oh no no no...

>>150101479
I checked as best I could and it has all the hallmarks of being real. At least to my untrained eye.

>>150101575
>Leipzig prefer Newcastle because they will get more money but Benjamin Sesko prefers Manchester United because he'll get more money
Many such cases!

>>150101469
isak will carry on doing well at newcastle

>>150101598
Liverpool offer the highest wages now

a day old but found it funny that african rapists have a place in spain to play football and also that comments are turned off
i wonder if he will play against arsenal when they have a friendly later in the week

https://x.com/spanton03/status/1952362482065879206
we need to do something to Ugarte man

>>150101831
You could probably get Amadou Onana for the same price Villa are asking for Watkins.

>>150101895
>case is washed
>mainoo's physicality still sucks and he already regressed after he exploded in 23/24 season (picrel)
>ugarmeme
>collyer will be sent on loan (not that I can immediately trust him anyway)
>Amorim doesn't trust Sekou Kone enough otherwise he'd play in any of the preseason games
so uhhhh new central midfielder where???

>>150101824
If there was any evidence against this guy for him to be charged they would've have allowed him to leave the country. Think its all bullshit. They've been investigating for 2 years and haven't had anything definitive to charge him with.

>>150100753
almost feels like i'm straight up drinking grease the last time i eat pizza hut

>>150101991
Careful. A lot of simps use these threads.

My friend who supports Liverpool just came out as gay

I think it's time to admit that Gareth bale was never truly elite at spurs and that players like palmer and saka have surpassed his best

any name here you remember?

>>150101402
City just have questions around whether their key players can perform, their shit defence, keepers, Rodri, Foden are all unknown in terms of current form. A big hurdle for them will also be if Pep keeps playing the underperforming uncs in midfield out of loyalty to them.

>>150103777
>ravel morrison plays for a UAE second division team who don't even play in front of a crowd
only other one I recognise is the black man called blackman. todd would be all over bringing him back to chelsea if he was a few years younger

ekitike looks really good

Dewsbury-Hall is a good player what the fuck are the other teams doing by not bidding for him and let Neverton get him so cheap. He could easily be a starter for Spurs, Villa, Newcastle, United...

Really need to see Isak at a big six club. He don’t wanna make the same mistake shearer did

>>150104357
We have shaw

>>150099815
Bad guys : plastic american cartels
Good guys : anyone else

>glazers refusing to crack the war chest open for Sesko
Selfish cunts. Have they forgotten we still have £350m incoming from player sales?

what a waste of time

>>150104774
so nothing has changed he's probably told both clubs he'll join them and is just waiting to see if man utd can come up with the big wages

>>150104798
How thw fuck have Leipzig conned 2 teams this badly? Sesko is fucking awful.

>Cliftonville captain Kelsie Burrows has been handed a 16-match ban for an alleged assault on a match official.

>The Northern Ireland international was shown a red card by referee Simon Bickerstaff after the Reds' 2-0 win against Glentoran Women on 25 July.

Liversimp wishes he was the one getting assaulted

Poocastle are going to lose their best player to the LiverGODs.

>>150101937
>mainoo's physicality still sucks and he already regressed after he exploded in 23/24 season (picrel)

he was never actually any good

>>150104774
any news on the sesko to arsenal rumor?

>>150104603
so many funny lines in there

i can feel it's mason mount szn, it's almost world cup surely he's not gonna spend another season being injured all the time

>>150104873
God Six chads we stay winning

>>150103777
I remember Rolando Aarons getting chance after chance and never doing anything good.

>offered for the small price of 80m
banter, 20m+garnacho take it or leave it

>>150104970
>Chelsea want £80m

>>150104970
I swear if todd pulls this off I'm done with football

united only have PL, Carabao and FA cup to play anyway, their attacking depth is pretty good as it is if they give Hojlund one more season and even if he's not scoring cunha and mbeumo can pull some surprises, CM though it's pretty fucking hopeless

What did we learn from levy’s big interview with gaz

>>150105032
Jew. Also, kike.

>>150105032
We learned Gary is a mouthy idiot

>>150105032
6 gorillion wasn't enough

>>150103777
That surely isn't THE Adama Diomande of double bicycle kick fame?

>>150105032
look at that hooked nose..................

Where do we go from here poonited bros

>>150099940
Lumpenproles are an important part of revolution yes

Look at this ugly mug,
He's still at leipzig.
Still hasn't moved

Just took a big steamy scouser on the crapper

>>150105144
Boom-O looking stacked

Newcastle looking dangerous

All anti-rapist Arsenal supports out in protest

>>150104774
walk away

Rapemas Rapety given bail

>>150105250
>no joe linton

>>150105250
>Isak

>>150105255
Weren't they touting this lad round demanding like 80-100mil not all that long ago?

>>150104774
>>150105265
Broke boys seething

>>150105250
>Buttman
He's injured AGAIN.

Poocastle desperately need massive reinforcements. They have a tiny squad with many injury prone players.
Even Lewis Hall is just coming off a surgery and hasn't played a part in pre-season

>we didn't want him anyways
Manure and Arseanal fans need to link up XD

>>150105277
yeah. only got 2 years left on his contract now

>>150105299
>this eternally obsessed with Newcastle Liverpool plastic
Absolutely rent free

>>150105277
yeah they got relegated since mate

>>150105299
sounds like you need some cash poocastle

>>150105311
>noooooooooooooooooo you can't reply to a post about Newcastle informing the original poster how shit and small and old and injury prone Poocastle's squad is and how they desperately need reinforcements in multiple areas to avoid bombing out of the CL early again and finishing mid table!

>>150105327
You are fucking seething lad.

>>150105329
They're afraid. Feels good to be a CHADcastle fan right now.

>>150105329
Actually I'm quite happy about Poocastle going into a 60 game season with a back 4 of Trippier, Burn, Schar and Targett

>>150105250
>Tonali
so funny that this guy disappeared for a year because he loved the pokies so much

>>150105338
Weird way to display happiness by constantly seething over a club that's won one single trophy since 1969.

>>150105338
Maybe we'll finally get Guehi with the Isak money

>>150105346
>counting the Texaco Cup
lmao never change Trooncastle fans

>>150105350
Thanks for confirming you're retarded.

>>150105293
Benjamin por favor just make a choice

John has signed for West Ham

>>150105355
Nah, I think I'll let you niggas seethe a little longer

>>150105332
I make it 3 decades of seethe at a minimum. As if Newcastle should be banned from having ambition. Curiously this level of tears doesn't apply to any other club with such little success.

>>150105365
Including Matt Targett in your starting lineup in 25/26 is a weird way to show ambition

>>150105357
Alright John

>>150105377
This lad destroyed the Lel Liga playing for Las Palmas last season. Spanish clubs must be really broke or just have no ambition

>>150105374
Did Matt Targett shag your mum?

>>150105391
Is he shagging yours m8 you seem to have a bond with him. Poocastle legend already?

>>150105377
>at the time
Who is it now?

>>150105390
>This lad destroyed the Lel Liga
Did he really? I remember him being bought for like 35m pounds and being so hilariously out of depth that it was bordering on sad. He just looked proper lost out there.

>>150105357
West Ham have used their 2025 transfer budget to reach a verbal agreement on..... John

>>150105396
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22Matt%20Targett%22/country/IE/

>years of tears

>>150105397
>Did he really?
Scored more goals than Lamine Yamal and Jude Bellingham in a team that got relegated

>>150105397
>Who is it now?
future betis loanee matheus cunha

>>150105403
mad how Matt Targett still starts for Poocastle, the richest club in the world, after all this time

>>150105412
You should send a love letter to him.

>>150105405
Huh. Maybe there's hope for him yet.

>>150105409
Oh right. Ngl, I completely forgot about Nunes altogether and had no idea how much Cunha was bought for.

>>150105359
All this just to flop and pick up a career ending injury in your debut season, sad

>>150105427
>Liverpool fans still want Isak after this shitshow
Don't cry when he inevitably does the same to move to Real.

Bayer AG executive here. How are our products Florian Wirtz(®) and Jeremy Frimpong(®) doing so far in the foreign market?

>>150105423
Lol, seething

Nyr Seb Haller

>>150105442
thank you for the players germbro wirtz looks quality already and frimpong has looked good going forward but it is yet to be seen how he will cope defensively. but he is only replacing trent who didn't defend anyway so I am sure he will be fine

Liverpool getting so exposed next season that it won't even be funny. It'll be tragic like when United started to get exposed.

>buying not one, not two but THREE bundes frauds in on window
Liverpool about to implode

>>150105442
They are being described by Premier League experts as the very highest calibre of blundershitga frauds yet seen in England

>>150105515
Isak is a former bundes flop too

>>150105529
Goodness me

i have just been informed that his royal majesty, king todd boehly the first spent about 1.7b euros since his take over of chelsea football club (aka the rentboys).
can anyone deny or confirm this calculation?

United fans are you ready?

Bild the fraud maker said United finally made a bid for Sesko

>85 million
Damn, they really want him

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>it's real
can newcastle sign ANYONE

>be overrated footballer
>champions league club wants you
>relegation club wants you but they won titles 25 years ago
do you have to be stupid to play football

Imagine losing out to THIS united

Newcastle having a WOAT transfer window. How many targets have they missed now? And their best player will do anything to leave

>bid less than newcastle
>still get the deal done
god 6 stay winning

Speaking of poorly run clubs, west ham are up there.

They were convinced theyd sign Tyler Morton from liverpool, but they dawdled for 2 weeks and Lyon appeared, met with him and sold him their project. Now hes gone to Lyon instead

>>150105760
newcastle won't finish higher next season

who will newcastle panic-buy for £70m to try to salvage the fact that they've had a worse window that sunderland?

>>150105775
Both will finish 8-10th

good point

>>150105775
don't think Newcastle will collapse that badly

>>150105776
Get snubbed by Watkins then sign Darwin nunez

>>150105776
Vlahovic or Watkins, maybe wissa too

>>150105776
Nicolas Jackson Welcome to Newcastle | Misses, Poor Touches & Red Cards | HD

Surely Leipzig who are apparently this tough in the market club will not accept a lower bid than the one already on the table

don't even want sesko but what's happened to newcastle had been extremely funny

>noooo its not fair we won the milk cup why wont they sign

Geordie Bastard in the mud again. Remember your place

New
Central
Midfielder
Doko

Guys manure is poor. They NEED to sell players in order to buy lmao. They are also looking at Fermin Lopez/Hjulmand and Donnarumma btw.

ABLs are clear winners of KWABOTY 2025

Geordies gonna be seething even harder about the god six this season

>>150105802
Newcastle bid was in euros. United outbid them actually

>>150105808
Sir jim masterclass, shame tea lady had to die for it tho

that's a good deal only if hojlund is included

3 (THREE) new attackers in a single window???? Are you having a laugh?????

Newcastle with the most humiliating transfer window of all time.

United could be in league 2 and people would blindly see the badge and sign for them

AHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT HAPPENED ABUS???

We offer less and STILL get the player.

Why do the GOD SIX always win bros....

>>150105833
WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE

>united happy about buying the sloppy leftovers from Red Bull fraud factories

Kek

WHY ARE NEWCASTLE SO USELESS WHY CAN'T THEY DO ANYTHING RIGHT

>>150105849
>>150105856
>Liversissies already seething
Love yo see it

Theyre getting Sesko for cheaper than we got Ekitike...

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR LA'

>>150105860
Of course I'm seething Sandcastle aren't giving up Isak if they LITERALLY CANNOT SIGN ONE SINGLE FUCKING STRIKER. BIKER GROVE HORSE PUNCHING SHITEHAWKS.

>>150105868
>they're gettng a worse player for less money
that's typically how it works, yea

>>150105856
>>150105871
Go outside.

>>150105876
Go sign a striker. Oh wait.

>>150105868
We have to accept that Man United is MASSIVE

Kwabcastle gettin merked again? Is this one of the all time woat transfer windows for a team?

>>150105871
I'm hearing jackson is available for right money.

>Have one young raw striker weighed down by his over the top transfer fee
>Sign another young raw striker
Big brained Yanited strike again. The dumbest "big" club in existence.

>>150105901
two years older and more proven than hojlund was and will have better forwards behind him

Sesko is all and good to cuck liverpool but we are still fucked with the midfield of bruno/casemiro

>>150105868
Don't even rate Ekitike but manuredogs pretending their 4th choice transfer target is better than their 2nd choice transfer target is embarassing

>>150105893
kek
we went from "anyone selling shit players" to "anyone buying shit players" real fast

Reminder marmoush cost 20m less and he scored more with only half a season

>>150105914
Shows that Indians know fuck all

It's not final yet duh. Slov Tier 1 already reported that Sesko has decided to join Newcastle. This is just him using United's bid to pressure Newcastle into raising their wage offer.

>>150105846
>>150105843
Are united fans unironically doing the

INEOS ARE YOU SERIOUS
WE ARE MOOOOVING
WE ARE MASSIVE!!!

Shit? Or are they just retards who never learn

We're gonna be a proper glass cannon next season but I love it.

Score 4 and concede 4 every game.

>>150105916
Turns out if you buy all the shit players, you control the shit player market.
Todd is a genius

>>150105918
Marmoush was by far the best transfer prospect in the blundershita behind Wirtz.
Moving in January is an advantage that clubs overlook too much.
Low competition.

Can't decide who's more embarrassing between the Geordies and Scousers.

Man United has YET AGAIN cucked them both hard.

>>150105907
>Proven
Hojlund had 11 goals when he signed Sesko has 13. He's also very very shit.

>>150105925
If you're actually taking 4chan posts as a serious barometer of the real world I don't know what to tell you lad

>>150105923
Enjoy the Slovenian Hojlund manuredoggy

>>150105924
Feels like cope
Maybe we can just play Gordon up front :')

>>150105943
SAAR

>>150105938
I'd argue finishing 15th is pretty embarrassing, especially with a squad that cost about a billion

>>150105923
Ekitike was their target though

>>150105948
Liverpool will be relegated this season

>>150105935
he can't keep getting away with it!!

>>150105947
SAARs are the only reason united aren't in league 2 right now so id pay him some respect

>>150105941
he had 9 goals

Newcastle preparing a bid for Calvert-Lewin

>>150105882
Just about to sign McBurnie & Gelhardt actually

>>150105925
>are they just retards who never learn


well they were cumming over Ugarte(Enrqiue told him to fuck off after 5 months at PSG) so what do you think?

>>150105950
Kekitike is the next Nunez

Isn't an easy slam dunk for NUFC?
Can't they just say "hey sesko, man united dont think you are worth as much as we think you are worth, also we will pay you a bit more aswell"
Shouldnt that just seal the deal?

>>150105969
not particularly relevant to the reply chain is it lad

This is better for Newcastle btw.
Now just send couple of mujahideen to isak to scare him into staying

This fucking Saga man just end it

>>150105970
No because Newcastle will pay Leipzig more while United will give Sesko better wages.

>>150105970
man utd are probably offering 100k a week more, which is why he wants them in the first place.
Newcastle are only missing out on these targets because they have a strict wage structure, the players only want money.

Why is Newcastle so grotesquely unattractive to players

>>150105972
Not my problem.

>>150105978
Quite clear you'd be accepting the larger money deal lmao

>>150105986
>man utd are probably offering 100k a week more
that's not true

>>150105978
Hmm.. what happened to we will only bid if player wants only us?

>>150105987
Newcastle the city is a miserable place to live. They basically forced Tonali to move there because of his gambling problems.

Are we sure about this guy?

United offering this shitter £350k per week and a big sign on for his agent

They'll never learn

>>150105987
it's not unattractive. it's history basically. united can still have more pull than clubs like spurs or newcastle because they have more titles

>>150106005
Ekitike is on 500k a week at liverpool

>>150105999
It was a two way things AFAIK Sesko wasn't willing to reject Newcastle before he got assurance from Man United that they'll be able to arrange the finances for the transfer fee from what I've read.

>>150106007
Zoomer players dont give a shit united won some trophies before they were born

United offers ridiculous money, thats the "appeal", not a history book

>>150106009
lol
lmao even
KYS

>>150106013
they care about aura, newcastle has none

Ben Jacobs seems to be backing Pletti on this

>>150106013
I think history matters. United is one bad window away from finishing 10-15th while newcastle is one bad window away from relegation

manure customers are really excited about a bid
havent seen anything like it since the liverpool customers about isak the other week

>>150106009
reasonable

>weeks of Sesko stringing the clubs along
>now we'll get weeks of Leipzig milking these two
Just put Isak in the bag man

Send klopp in now, sort this fucker out
No one wants to play fot united in the 2020's

>>150106015
>aura

Players who are Seskos age now have grown up with united being a complete laughing stock. They have no aura

>>150106029
it's the sleeping giant aura, newcastle has no aura at all

Can't believe DCL is going to play CL football

Can't wait for Leipzig to accept both (improved) offers after 2 weeks and put the ball back in Sesko's agent's court for another 2 weeks of milking all the way till deadline day

but united bought hoijlund like last summer?
for 72m Euros lest we forget.....

Surely Newcastle would be better off spending this money elsewhere.
Wissa + Guehi would be under the 90m they've bid for Sesko

scousers seem quite upset about the Sesko news. Is Ekitike that bad?

Isak stays at Newcastle and Sesko goes to Man United.

The perfect window.

It's obvious Sesko prefers Newcastle but won't go unless he knows for sure Isak is leaving

>>150106058
Hes fucking shit la'...

>>150106009
a snip for a player that good

>>150106072
Guessing you're dolescum with no concept of reality

>>150106058
Ekitike is Diaz replacement. Now we need a Jota replacement, and after that a Nunez replacement.
Chiesa will probably leave too so I'm sure the lads have other targets in mind...

>a jeet simping for smelly scousers
not surprised

>>150106081
guessing you cant tell what a joke is

>>150106082
Bro your Harvey Elliot

>>150106090
Good call. The squad is looking kind of light. FSG will have to get the checkbook out

Trust the plan

Newcastle bros... hold the line

Cunha - Sesko - Mbeumo
Dorgu - Fernandes - New Mid - Amad
Shaw - De Ligt - Yoro
Lammens

>>150106126
12th place take it or leave it

>/trans/ acting like he's already off to ManU when they put up a smaller offer than Newcastle

why would Leipzig pick manure's offer

>>150106017
Are we 100% sure he knows there are TWO Uniteds and he's not dealing with just one club?

>>150106144
they're a special club

>>150106126
Real talk I really don't rate this formation and his inability to change is fucking annoying
We should have stuck with ten hag

Great day to be a God Sixer

>>150106109
don't forget Sesko had Xavi Simons feeding him while Hojlund had to play with a bunch of bums

>sir jim quickly sacking more dinner ladies to scrape together a bid that's still lower than the massive club poocastle
they're fucking finished

>>150106017
imagine having to compete with newcastle for signings lol

>>150106088
Hard to tell coming from you

Has god six replaced the term sky six?

After evaluating seskos ridiculous tattoos I can confirm he is indeed a fraud.

Please go to Newcastle...

>AEK Athens have signed Luka Jović from AC Milan.
Insane fall from grace

sesko has seen how isak is being held hostage and vilified by newcastle fans why would he want to go there

>>150106194
He should see what happened to united strikers. Lmoa

>>150106194
yeah Utd fans never throw players under the bus and the club dont send them away and refuse to let them use the training ground so not sire why its even a decision desu

>>150106194
he'll fall out with amorim by january and join the bomb squad

>>150106181
sky six a a disrespectful term. It's God Six now.

>>150106215
Analrim will be gone by November

>>150106181
This window has solidified the God level status of the Six Chads.

Basically picked clean every irrelevant 14 club and took who we want, when we want.

This season we're gonna see a record breaking gap between the top and the rest

NGL this striker merry go round has been one of the all time GOAT transfer sagas.

gyokeres
sesko
isak
ekitike
delap
wissa


liverpool may get cucked
newcastle may get cucked (again)
man utd may get cucked (again)

its a real page turner

This is the guy who broke the news that Wirtz rejected Bayern btw

Dave is NOT going to be happy

Why are britbongs a bunch of cucks? All the good teams are American owned or oil babbies.

>>150106267
all billionaires are scum who drain our wallets and life force
id rather people who got rich from draining americans of their shekels own them than ones that drained ours

>>150106267
Says the guy whose government is owned by another country

>>150106267
Nigga, your country is owned by Israel.

>>150106313
kek

>>150106267
You are owned by Israel, trump is bringing in regulation to deny disaster relief aid to states that opposed Israel or boycott their products

why would tesco pick man utd?
>no european football for the foreseeable future
>traffic cone in goal
>no midfield
>manager that wants you is getting sacked within 6 months
>bound to become hojlund 2.0

newcastle are the new man city, get in while you still can and become the white haaland

>>150106267
thank you based yanks trading your best baseball players so our clubs can spend

>>150099791 (OP)
they even cheat on friendlies, fuck them

I don't know if Sesko will be good but I saw him in the CL last season and he was scoring goals that Hojlund would never in a million years have been able to do

>>150106259
gentle reminder that zubimendi, lavia and caicedo transfers happened before acting like liverpool are master negotiators

>>150106308
they also own your country

Friendly reminder that Newcastle currently have more first team goalkeepers than midfielders.

>>150106399
Newcastle seem to have come into the summer with 0 gameplan

No idea who's running things behind the scenes but its a mess

>>150106395
And yours, but only via transitivity.

>>150106415
Nobody is running things, our directors keep changing.

>>150106429
And you tried to laugh at us when we stole Ashworth :^)

>>150106449
He fucked up at man utd as well didn't he
I wonder where such a malignant, odious wanker could possibly fit in now
>Dan Ashworth has been appointed as the FA’s first chief football officer
Ah yes

>>150106347
They truly are scum

Laffin at Man U AND Newcastle, Sesko stinks

>>150106140
Sure, Liverpool can have 12th :)

Mad how United spent months saying they had no money then dropped £140m on Cunha and Mbuemo and not dropping £75m on Sesko.

>sesko chose United

It's hojlund all over again

Where's that anon

>>150106471
Act broke to stay rich. Broke nigga like you wouldn't understand.

>>150106486
I know, I only have £350k cash to my name in my 30's. Disgraceful.

>>150106481
>left back in korea

>>150106494
More pull than Newcastle

>>150106495
Yeah I know his best position is right back in the changing rooms! Haha!

>>150106481
Kek Villa got £17m for this guy because he looked good overlapping prime Grealish

>yfw United spent over £200milly already
Funny how nobody believed me when I said we had money to spend. Nope, you all said we were poor 'because Jim said so' lol, lmao.

>>150106481
Kek

It happened again

BREAKING: Liverpool have entered the race for Benjamin Sesko.

(@SkyGermany)

I am putting together a team

>>150106538
Kek

>>150106586
I think Eddie could make Darwin work desu

>Liverpool in for sesko
>instantly rejected

ITS HAPPENED AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150106571
ABUs are thick as fuck mate.

>>150106585
>(@SkyGermany)

>>150106481
lol they can't get rid of him

>>150106481
how? nobody in that team talks to him or have any close friends? mental

>>150106590
Looking at those stats, Jackson or sesko would be the closer fit to newcastle
Manchester is not replacing someone, they're just buying whoever looks better than hojlund

>>150106674
zesty

>>150099849
And United are the skeleton they find in the graveyard

Don't know what tier this guy is but I've seen his posts get aggregated by a lot of accounts previously,
>both bids set to be accepted
United have got their man pretty much

and to think if livershit didn't jump the gun on ekitike, isak would've been their player right now. the backup isak replacement is going to united.

>>150106702
imagine not wanting to join this mint squad and choose united

Any Charlton anons here?

Remember in 2002 when you had for some months a defense line named Young Fish Costa Fortune?
The Costa died today

>>150106752
he might go to newcastle but he would need to fill isak shoes instead of being better than hojlund

>>150106784
if he has any spine and sense in him he'd join newcastle to play WITH isak otherwise he's a soulless kwab babby retard who will fail big time. pick related is the dogshit group of players united can field around him lmao

watching the City training livestream and Foden nutmegged some random woman walking past on her phone without her even knowing it happened as she was walking

>>150106702
if he thinks he's the next big thing why the fuck isn't he going to a champions league club?

>>150106824
he's back

I don't want any Arsenal players to talk about how much Liverpool are spending again.

>>150106935
ya suck on that graph bukkake sakashite

>>150106674
Generational talent.

>>150106935
Arsenal supporters, I mean

Back to the Scouse pastime of wanking over net spend and their franchise's finances.

>>150106956
and winning leagues

>sky reporting that Sesko used Newcastle to get a Man United bid

KEK

>>150106956
>>150106977
>spend the whole transfer window crying about Liverpool buying the league
>show data that Liverpool has spent less than Arsenal
>waaagh waaagh, stop talking about spending

>>150106824
https://youtu.be/DWilRyIzV5Y?t=2319

>>150106996
same club that ran their greatest ever player out of the country, calling him a fat fuck on his way out

Fax

has there been a club in football history that's been rejected more times than liverpool?

>>150106977
Would mean more to them than any trophy. The weirdest fanbase.
Earlier I saw they were massively praising a player for using one leg to support his body while the other leg controlled the ball, acting like it was better than anything Messi ever did, meanwhile they'll be booing him within months.

>>150107030
figures someone like you who hasn't played at a certain level wouldn't understand the perfection

Reckon the vote to change the rules is probably 6 plus promoted teams and Brighton. As soon as Brighton get into Europe and have to deal with SCR too we might see a change. Alternatively a promoted side surviving would also want the current rules gone because they’ve spent their allowance for 3 years.

>>150107047
what did fulham spend 400k on?

>The problem Newcastle United have is getting people to live in Newcastle. (@cmwinterburn)
Is it that bad?

>>150107072
I'd rather be in Newcastle than Manchester, much less rain

>>150107068
cocaine

>>150107068
Backup keeper from French Ligue 2

>>150107072
Its cold, poor and in the middle of nowhere. Closer to Scotland than the rest of england

>>150107047
spurs havent spent 127 we have only bought kudus, a 5m nip and palhinha on loan
think even if you include danso and tel which were loans with an obligation from the winter it doesnt add up

>>150107123
You sure?

>>150107147
>literally exactly what i said

>>150107097
you can live outskirts somewhat near the training ground in a comfy house away from the city. All football players have to do is go train and eat from 9-10 to maybe 3pm then go home and relax with either their wags and children or chill in their home until bedtime. Proceed this every day and collect hundreds of thousands every week/month. A real madrid or barcelona player has no different lifestyle

>>150107044
lel

>>150107123
>think even if you include danso and tel which were loans with an obligation from the winter it doesnt add up

why wouldnt you include them? this is when they were bought

>>150107160
€146m is £127m

>>150107165
>month. A real madrid or barcelona player has no different lifestyle

except for the weather and food and having to look at ugly geordies when they nip down the shop instead of glamorous mamacitas

>>150107193
vuskovic was signed 2 years ago and tel and danso in the winter
calling those this window is some accounting shit at best

The Scousers were too busy shagging the Geordies up the arse (to no insults because they love it) that they didn't notice the Mancs sliding their knobs up THEIR arses

>>150107195
overrated. training with nice weather is okay I guess but by november it all fades away until may when it gets better. If you team has european football then you really don't have time to care about all this bullshit. train, play football in the greatest most competitive most passionate league, eat the best food, recover, shag your gf, play with your kids, watch football, play vidya, watch movies, collect. Literally the most perfect lifestyle

>>150107244
Nobody expects the Manc Inquisition!

>>150107086
Is there fuck. My mates at Newcastle uni all have depression. They call it the grey city

I’d rather live in Chester than Newcastle

>>150107270
I wonder how long average spaniard would last in norf before he tries to kill himself

>>150107336
the average spaniard would kill himself in a month but we're not talking about the average here for fucks sake, kvitcha kartvelishvili. We're talking about millionaires set for life

I would enjoy living in Lincolnshire

>>150107360
You'd get bored real fast m8

>>150101418
No he isn't and no they didn't.

>>150106935
>Arsenal: €224m
>Liverpool: €308m
Huh?

Oh right. Net spend. Because the only thing that matters is the money comes from player sales. City get £1bn in sponsorships? Doesn't count. Chelsea give themselves £400m? Doesn't count.

>>150101418
I hope you get him mate he’s shit

>people still respond to net spend gimmick posters
it's so fucking tiring. remember when we used to mock arsenal fans for mentioning net spend and now liverpool fans unironically use net spend as proof they didn't write a cheque for £300m

>>150107425
Ekitike? We know.

>>150107333
Chester's quite nice, but the footballers all live in Alderley Edge

EKITIKE TO LIVERPOOL DEAL

> 80M GUARANTEED
> 10M IN EASY ADD ONS
> 5M IN ACHIEVABLE ADD ONS

>>150107443
Liverpool got their pants pulled down

would you lads rather spend a bunch of money adding to your squad or slightly more while selling multiple important players? always an interesting question imo

>>150106674
Just noticed he's now going by "Rio". Vain twat.

>>150107481
think that's his name

>>150107443
nobody even knew who this guy was till newcastle had a bid rejected and liverpool jumped the gun on him. suggests enough about how mediocre he'll turn out to be

>>150107481
What should he go by?

>>150107443
Almost as bad as paying 85 mil for Sesko

>>150107498
clubs aren't paying or selling for who he is now but for potential in 3-5 years

>>150107496
Well done smart cunt.

>>150107504
His surname.

>>150107443
outscored the slovenian lad who is going to cost tbc united even more money

>>150107533
Nunez goes by Darwin, what is the problem?

this discussion reminds me of when I bullied some anon trying to defend 'Jobe', ran him right off the board I did

poocastle now being linked with portugese league fraud samu

>>150107528
bro is already 23. that's already old in football talent terms. he should already be elite at that age like a bellingham, saka, mbappe, palmer etc. he can't even hit 20 goals in a mid tier league.

>>150107475
interesting nobody is willing to offer an opinion as of now

>>150107556
strikers in particular reach their prime at around 27-28. 22-23 they barely have 3 seasons of regular starting spot football

>>150107582
>strikers in particular reach their prime at around 27-28.
this isn't the 90s. elite strikers hit their peak much earlier now. look at two of the best strikers in the prem right now isak and haaland. both are 25 and are in the form of their lives, and were already considered elite at 23. ekitike is a literal who. even sesko who is younger than him is considered a more elite player, but will turn out cheaper (95m package vs 85-90m package for sesko). the ekitike transfer makes no sense to anybody, not even to level headed liverpool fans.

>>150107608
well they can't go to man city and buy haaland can they? all player values are inflated as fuck everywhere let alone when a premier league team comes knocking

>>150107542
>limpet leaf's greatest life achievement

>>150107608
Look at Lewandowski and Kane

>>150107608
both are overrated shitters

>>150107654
where exactly did I say it's my greatest life achievement? top 5 sure

>>150107658
lewandowski turned 23 in the 2011/12 season, the same season he scored 22 goals and had 10 assists in 34 apps. not even remotely comparable to ekitike who has less g/a than that in his entire career in the bundesliga.

kane was 22-23 in the 15/16 season and scored 25 goals in the prem that season.

>>150107710
I want to strangle every statfag with bare hands

You guys realize ekitike is a jota replacement right? And ekitike is an elite replacement for jota

>>150107640
gyokeres was right there for far cheaper and they wouldn't have to wait 5 years for him to get good.

>>150107744
what if they're holding something, will you leave them alone?

>>150107755
Gyokeres is shit (if he had come to United he would be good)

>>150107753
Etikite isn't half a player jota was tho
>>150107761
No total statfag death

NEW: Oliver Glasner has told
@SkySportsNews
he is confident Crystal Palace will play in the Europa League this season ahead of Friday’s CAS appeal.

“We’re waiting for the final decision,” said Glasner. “We’re still confident that the appeal will be successful and that we will play in the Europa League.” #CPFC

>>150107778
based fuck f*rest

>>150107777
>Etikite isn't half a player jota was tho
As a person, most likely
But as a striker, ekitike is so gooood

>>150107753
jota could play across the front line and was stylistically different to ekitike. ekitike has never played anywhere but centre forward in his entire career. so calling him a jota replacement is a stretch. also jota was a bench warmer, you don't pay 95m for a benchwarmer replacement.

>>150107794
Yes, that is what jota's insurance death money was for lol?!?

>>150107794
why are you concerned about the money? It's not like you paid from your own pocket and are paying his wages

>>150107744
>nooooo my honda is actually a supercar stats don't tell the real story

>>150107608
>level headed liverpool fans
>level headed
>liverpool fans

>>150107753
no one can replace jota la
no 20 forever la

>>150107790
>As a person
You don't know either of them of you faggot.
I'm talking about ability, jota was an elite poacher.
Etikite is a black havertz as far as I'm concerned until he proves otherwise

>>150107744
why are you afraid of numbers?
it is the only way to be rational about anything in sports otherwise you end up playing giuliano simeone as forward

>>150107814
ad hominem

>>150107857
>>150107857
>>150107857

Wholesome new thread :)

>>150107744
>Refuses to accept reality
>Violent rage fantasies
Most mentally stable ABL...