Premiership window edition

first for catters

Good morning alf

>>150100634
Hawks
Cats
Aints
Bane
Suns
Fred
Gws
Dogs
Crows

KWAB

>win best game of the year
>sacked

mornin' gooblas x

>>150100914
mornin' sunshine

>>150100925
chabin' bla x

F
https://7news.com.au/sport/afl/melbourne-premiership-coach-simon-goodwin-sacked-after-missing-afl-finals-c-19581681

>>150101002
yeah nah not much mate just livin' the dream ay how bout you?

>>150101087
good to hear fella x
just getting me workout in ngl

it was all downhill after they changed their name to naarm

>>150101094
Been doing some home renos I see. Painting soon?

>>150101182
it's my garage fella..just have the studs marked out x

I hate my life

>>150098695
this broke him

>>150101052
1000 YEAR KEN REICHLEY

>>150101476
HOW the FUCK does he do it????

>>150101601
no one man should have all that port adelaide power iykwim haha

>>150101052
>>150101476
Premiership winning coaches that have won a flag and left their club since Ken has been coach
>Simon Goodwin
>Adam Simpson
>Damien Hardwick
>Alastair Clarckson
Keep in mind there were people on the port board who wanted to extend Kens contract further than this season to and give him another 2-3 years

Goodwin fired after a good win against eagles. Steven may be upset

>>150101789
Kysiah couldn't pickett but Max thought he was Gawn.

Who gets the Melbourne job?

>>150101795
The Melbourne board has pulled the Lever and sent Goodwin down the Rivers. Howes that? Was it too Sharp? Maybe a bit Petty? All I know is the Billings department will have their hands full.

>>150101829
Jack Watts

>>150101927
gaybros...

>>150101927
*at the end of the season

>>150101946
more like gaybos iykwim haha

From FB "Here we go again . Simon Goodwin is the sacrificial lamb . Melbourne should be looking at their board members , that is where their problem is ( most will already be in the snow fields ) . Wake up Melbourne and get to the root of the problem ."

WABA is losing is mind on IG again

nick gaycos lol

>>150102165
Literally who is this?

bane will win back to back premierships

>>150101052
probably overdue
wonder who replaces him? if i'm longmire or simpson i'm staying far away from that club
>>150102165
is this iggsboomer

>pickett re-signed to this shitshow of a club instead of going to either WA team
lmao

what's going on gents?

>>150102565
idwttai iykwim haha

>>150100634
>have to play the crows
fuck sake when will this fucking season from hell end

>>150100634
pies in a potentially good game
cats in a trash game
don't care
lions in a meh game
suns in a trash game
fred in a meh game
gas in trash game
dogs although it would be interesting if melb turned up after the coach got killed
crom by 100000

contrarian? nope i'm a contrARYAN

>>150100634
Real shit round again.

>>150101052
Long overdue desu. The premiership ensured he kept his job a lot longer than he should've.

>>150102747
yep
thurs night should be good and i'm hoping one of cats swans and melb dogs will be good so there's at least one good game per day but idk if that's likely

>>150100634
I'm just ready for the season to be over and finals to start desu. Still have three more rounds but only 6 of the 28 remaining games (GC have two left) are likely to have any significant bearing on finals. The rest just dead rubbers and a lot of them are likely to be wallopings that are over by quarter time.

>>150102865
I'll wallop you mate if you keep up with this negative and toxic attitude

hopefully MY Fred shit the bed and I can take next year of from this shit sport. My weekend alcoholism is getting out of control, as is my waistline

it's funny i keep seeing people whinge about how this season is sooo bad and it suuuucks then i look at their profiles and they support carlton/dosn/iggs lmao

>>150102889
You can wallop my dick, poof.

It’s funny how much Tom Morris breaking stories makes reddit seethe, he’s a good journo

>>150102902
Season has been terrible tbqhwy

Go Port btw

From ABC

"Melbourne legend Garry Lyon, who played 226 games for the club from 1986 to 1999, said he was blindsided by the announcement.

"I'm stunned, shocked. Totally shocked. I had no heads-up on this whatsoever," the Australian Football Hall of Fame player said on SEN.
Garry Lyon puts his arm around Melbourne Demons coach Simon Goodwin after the 2021 AFL Grand final.

Garry Lyon (left) hailed Goodwin (right) as a "hero" of the Melbourne Football Club. (Getty Images: Michael Willson/AFL Photos)

"Absolutely shocked. I can't get my head around it. He won't be coaching a farewell game, that's something I can promise you."

Melbourne has three games left in the season — against the Bulldogs, Hawthorn and Collingwood, all at the MCG — with this Sunday's rematch of the 2021 grand final the only Demons home game.

"I'm absolutely stunned. I thought there would be a long review at the end of this year and then determine whether he coaches out his final year," Lyon said.

"Premiership coaches are pretty rare at the Melbourne footy club — he's one of four [in the men's competition] — he will be a hero of this football club forever and a day, but that obviously doesn't guarantee your tenure."

>>150103000
Checked

>>150102902
I'm a Lions supporter and yet I still think it has been a shit season overall.

>>150102902
this season has been shit no matter who you support
t. lions customer

I wonder if the Brisbane Lions (soccer club) plays in the Australian Championship if it will have legal ramifications on them or the AFL team

>>150102902
post your /afl/ profile mate

>>150103049
The Brisbane Lions could sue the soccer club if they use the name nationally. It was part of their contract with the sale of the name that they not use it in any national competition. They'd be retarded to do that. It would cost them way too much. They'd probably end up folding.

what would be the funniest outcome of this season?

kill me

>>150103138
Pies falling to fifth, making it to the grand final the hard way and then getting pulverised by 10+ goals on Grand Final day

>>150103138
Brisbane Lions Brisbane Lions hitting the winning Scar and hearing Amartey roar iykwim haha

>>150103138
Suns v Freo GF
Collingwood and Brisbane straight sets
Geelong getting pounded in a prelim

>>150103246
Suns v GWS would be funnier im. It would be a grand final nobody gives a fuck about. Would be an almost fitting finish to a season that's been memorably terrible.

the funniest outcome would be wild weather ending the season prematurely so we don't have to watch another second of the dreadful slop this year has presented us

>>150103462
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>150103462
>>150103499
>t. Supporters of clubs who won’t make the 8

Port fans didn't deserve the Hinkley/Boak wombo combo desu. Literally 4 prelims and no finishes below 12th and they still complain baka

>>150103510
>t. chicken wing tackle and push in the back enjoyer

>badloss

>>150103510
i support the lions you dumb spastic

>>150103587
t. kfc havenoter and bell st maccas fries enjoyer

Somebody will taste my wrath today.

>>150103012
>[in the men's competition]
Who wrote this woke nonsense

Simon goodwin being a premiership coach just shows how worthless both premierships and coaches are nowadays.

>>150103712
So true
Just look at Ross Lyon and Ken Hinkley

>>150103518
Ken is leaving the club the way he found it to be fair, regularly getting pumped by 80 points, dwindling attendance and sub standard playing list

I'm just so hungry all the time

>>150103746
Crisp Willie Rioli

Ken to the dees

Somebody will taste my Wrath today (Wrath is what I named my penis).

End Wokeness

>>150103246
fred losing to the unnas would be hilarious tbf

Darcy Moore will taste Wrath today

>>150103691
it's to avoid confusion

Hiiiiiinkley

>>150104084
Nobody is confused because nobody gives a shit about awfl

AFL flops, soft as socks,
Players dive and whine,
Marking’s lame, goals missed,
Umpires lost their mind!

Crowds all snore,
Half-time’s a bore,
Grass so brown and dry,
Kicking balls in mud again,
No goals hit the sky!

Ohhh—
AFL flops,
Players drop,
Fans just roll their eyes,
Oh what fun it is to watch
The footy’s slow demise!

who was in the wrong here?

From the Melbourne Demons FB page
"A legacy that will stand the test of time.

One of only four coaches in the club’s history to take our AFL program to a premiership, thank you Simon."

If he was such a great coach, why sack him a year before his contract ended and having to pay out his full contract?

How does that make any sense

>>150104084
>context is clearly about the men's league
>journalism: I MUST REINFORCE THAT THERE IS AKSHYUALLY A WOMAN'S LEAGUE TOO JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, OF WHICH I WOULD NEVER WATCH A SECOND BUT GO WOMYN SPORT OR SOMETHING THOUGH I NEVER WATCH OR SUPPORT IT MYSELF I JUST WANT TO LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF OTHERS THROUGH MY EMPTY VIRTUE SIGNALS
the talentless hack of a """journalist""" wanted to shoehorn that in to fulfill their own stylish social agenda

>>150104192
>>150104192
imagine you are an outsider like say an nrl supporter or an immigrant reading this article then it makes sense to insert that tiny little bit of information

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItsGW1Nlm3c

>>150104239
see>>150104250

>>150104257
not every is an illiterate retard who can't understand context. i'll apply your logic to your own post to show you how ridiculous your position is.

>imagine you are an outsider
from where, to where? explain
>like say an nrl
what's nrl? explain
supporter or an >immigrant
from where? how well do they know english? was a translation necessary? explain
>reading this article
be specific which article, written by whom
>then it makes sense to insert that tiny little bit of information
how much is enough? what is sufficiently relevant? the men's competition of what? what are they competing for?

simon nojob

>>150104274
it's all up to the writers discretion how much information he leaves in or out it's a subjective thing

imagine the bender that goodwin is gonna go on tonight. Don’t think he’ll sleep for a week

This has been the worst year for goals ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdXOIBPnT_Y&ab_channel=AFLDOMAIN

>>150104289
how much information they leave in or out*
sexist

>>150104289
which returns us to my original point

dancing to my tune [in the /afl/ thread on the /sp/ board]

>Get sacked
>Need to do a humiliation interview
Kek.
>Going full rebuild
>Still stuck with Clayton Oliver's contract after turning down his trade request last off season
Kekeke kekekekekek

Melbourne's list isn't that bad. They've still got kozi, petracca, clayton etc...

>>150104316
>Kozi
Has like a 10 year contract. No reason to not get fat and lazy now.

>Petracca
Hasn't been the same since his liver exploded. Went from hosting a cooking show to being cooked.

>Clayton
Lolz. Might be a decent player for 600k, but not the 1.5M that he's on.

the problem is cultural, institutional, no one cares there, it's all a paycheque

>>150104281
lol

If we still had guy bradshaw and andy neil-bulleen we would be in the 8 this year.

Bored in the house and I’m in the house bored

>>150104316
They should trade Petracca while he still has value.
Oliver is finished as an elite player and he's on $1 million a year. Massive deadweight. Even for a contender that specifically needed a midfield bull they wouldn't trade anything of value for him with that contract locked in until 2030, even if Demons pay a shitload of it. Should've traded him when he had value and Geelong were interested. They might still be but they're gonna trade shit for him.

>>150104107
Homer was me in 2016 desu

>Geelong finish 2nd
>Need to play their final against Collingwood at the MCG
Adelaide get the free flag this year.

>>150104367
>sure we can take him off your hands, for $500k ;)

>>150104376
Crows can beat anyone at home but they still have not slayn the big bad Collingwood curse.

>>150104376
adelaide won't get passed collingwood

>>150104376
Geelong beat Collingwood at the G and Adelaide at the Oval last time they played

>>150101125
It was, since that fuckin day

have you ever noticed how nice young girls legs are these days

>>150104367
>Should've traded him when he had value and Geelong were interested.
Melbourne specifically told him to go look for other clubs and get himself traded. He did and found Geelong.
Their president is a complete nuffie (gets into twitter shitfight nuffie) and cancelled all of that during his speech at the Melbourne best and fairest because he couldn't stomach it being Geelong.
Kek

Why does everyone write Geelong off in September?

>>150104386
Luckerdog wins really.

Adelaide were off a 5 day break after playing in a monsoon in Darwin (or similar) and ran out of legs after leading by 30+.
Collingwood shanked a free win after the siren.

what you could do as a middle of the road team with no immediate future is become a salary dump team like the brooklyn nets
take on a bad contract if you receive a high-end draft pick in return

neville fucking bartos

>>150104399
His contract runs until 2030. You'd hope to be good again by then.

forget my face;
-just bury everything/

>>150104394
how do you know that?

>>150104376
Pies aren't finishing top 4 mate

>>150100805
HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT AUSSIE RULES FOOTY ALL THE WAY OVER THERE IN SWEDEN??????

>>150104379
I wonder what pick Dees would accept for that? That would still free up around $3 million which is handy but Cats don't have much to trade. If I were the Cats the first round pick would be off the table. Their second round pick is probably fair. It's what Pies had to accept to get a chunk of Grundy's salary off their books. Then Dees got a future second and some nothing pick from the Swans to do the same the next year.
It's unders if Oliver can get back near his best but probably about right on current output.

>>150104411
The pies are on fire.

those lips are social suicide.
but i just want to see you dead.

>>150104417
Trade jhye clark, he goes well in the twos and could maybe be good with more opportunity

>>150104379
>for $500k
Who is paying the $500k? Melbourne?

It's reported he's owed like $1.7m/year. Geelong would only offer him ~800k/year max. So it was up to him and Melbourne to agree to the rest. Assuming Oliver doesn't take a paycut, that's $900k/year Melbourne would need to stump up.

>>150104417
>if Oliver can get back near his best
The answer to that is no.

everything we had lies in pieces

>>150104418

I said it right after the 2021 flag that smellbourne would need a rebuild what a joke of a club

>>150104443
rabbits are nrl m8

>>150104432
>tfw no tear drop shaped gf

Imagine being so shit that a coach gets sacked after beating you by 83 points

>>150104443
>denmark
as if i needed another reason to dislike the north-central europeans

>>150104438
>The answer to that is no.
Yeah, at 28 it's highly unlikely and then you're stuck with him for five years. Plus he has known behavioural issues. What's the bet he just becomes a list clogger? Dees probably stuck with him.

>>150103691
I was bout to green text that too

>>150104443
Why is this zoo asking for pets to be donated to euthanise? How many do they think they'll get and even then it's a short term fix. Is this zoo seriously incapable of running their own internal breeding program for chickens, rabbits and guinea pigs to feed its predators?

we are living in a time where people think we are going to colonize mars and at the same time can't even make video games properly. i genuinely don't think the human race has ever had to endure such and idiotic and incompetant timeline such as we are forced to.

>>150104471
The pets went out with a party and then smiled on the beach as the lion took them

If Curnow or Tom Lynch came to Melbourne they would be flag favourites next year, there's nothing wrong with their list except missing a big key forward

>>150104482
>Tom Lynch came to Melbourne

>May playing on Lynch in the intra-club match
Will end well.

>>150104482
I agree except they've probably fucked their chances since they don't have a head coach anymore and now the clubs embroiled in uncertainty.

Good to see Boak retiring when he knows his time is up and not playing on to chase milestones like certain other players

>>150104495
Ken Hinkley is free. A well proven record of both on field success and fixing culture issues.

Shame if he's wasted on Melbourne - would've been a great head coach for Tassie (if they come in).

do you guys have any good podcast recs?

>>150104507
Bay13's flogcast was top shelf.

>>150104500
hinks didn't make a gf in 10 years of coaching and horse has a terrible record at grand finals i think simmo would be a good option but by the end of his tenure standards had plummeted at the iggs

>>150104482
the biggest problem at melbourne hasn't changed in 50 years: shit culture at every level

>>150104477
Heh. When the bunny looked and the zookeeper and winked the zookeeper knew the bunny was saying ‘we did it, we made this happen’. He was saying thank you.

>>150104520
The bunny’s name was Rabbit Walls

>>150104512
>hinks didn't make a gf in 10 years of coaching
Because they were robbed by the umps against Hawthorn in 2014 and then again against Richmond in 2020.

>>150104532
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

>>150104532
Dont forget robbed by the umps in 2017 elimination final

>>150104532
Don’t forget robbed by the GWS watergirl in 2023

>>150104539
Diving on the ball? No way.

>>150104542
Against West Coast? Yeah, that was a pretty good duck.

>looks at you like this from across the bar

Not impressed by this thread today at all. Hopefully some late night sadsack and aggressive posting can save us tonight

>>150104549
And it was the last time Butters ever spoke to a woman who wasn't his mum

>>150104239
>>150104274
Its amazing how 4 words "in the men's competition" causes you to seethe so much lmao

>>150104554
i'm on my second drink

>>150104524
sick of the anti-wallssperg but this post is funny, good job

>>150104557
get a fucking move on mate

>looks at you like this from across the bar

>>150104560
hey cutie can I get you a pint?

Can't remember the last time I took a shower. I must absolutely stink but can't smell anything myself. Really should take one but just can't be bothered and have nowhere to go.

>>150104560
Does Dean wear a wig now?

The junkyard bitch danielle laidley

>>150104569
Taking estrogen is the most proven way to recover hairloss.
All those betas complaining about their Norwood # should take the tranny pill.

Finally got power back
Good afternoon alf

goodbye

>>150104598
where you off too mate?

>>150104607
Gensokyo.

>vagina
Epic disappointment

Uhhhh bane bros????

I am physically attracted to worship but I will only marry and procreate with a celtic woman

>>150104624
saving him for finals mate

I just don't have what it takes.

>>150104636
Crisp Harley Reid

>>150104636
Ever thought about joining ASIO?

>>150104624
Just getting him cherry ripe for finals. Thank God I've saved some trades for SC though. Straight swap to McCluggage.

>>150104443
>>150104458
why are danish zoos so psychopathic?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marius_(giraffe)

>afl's first vietnamese player
>plays for the bombers
bit awkward

>>150104647
corrupted by g*rmoid blood

i can only get rock hard with asian prostitutes and never white ones

>>150104624
heard he might be going to the iggs in a player/coach role

>>150104498
Based Brad Scott

Marius (6 February 2012 – 9 February 2014) was a male giraffe living at Copenhagen Zoo. Though healthy, he was genetically unsuitable for future captive breeding, as his genes were over-represented in the captive population, so the zoo authorities decided to euthanize him. Despite several offers to adopt Marius and an online petition to save him, he was killed on 9 February 2014.[1][2] His body was then dissected and necropsied in a public educational class and then fed to the zoo's lions.

>>150104670
such is the future fat of all sub8 lvm's

>watching afl 360
>garry 'faggot' lyon starts asking fagan about nick daicos instead of the fact that they won by like 5 goals
i hate the media so much

Might become a data analyist

i'm a gay faggot

>>150102150
melbourne board at least replaced someone recently
carlton and port boards are way worse, maybe iggs too

>>150104647
>Though healthy, he was genetically unsuitable for future captive breeding, as his genes were over-represented in the captive population, so the zoo authorities decided to euthanize him. Despite several offers to adopt Marius and an online petition to save him, he was killed on 9 February 2014. His body was then dissected and necropsied in a public educational class and then fed to the zoo's lions.
>EAZA member Krakow Zoo said it offered to adopt Marius but received an unexplained refusal from the EAZA. A last-minute offer by EAZA member Yorkshire Wildlife Park to adopt Marius into a bachelor herd in its giraffe house was declined, according to Bengt Holst because the wildlife park's space would be better used by a "genetically more valuable giraffe" than Marius, whose brother already lived there. Also declined were offers from two non-EAZA members, the Dutch Landgoed Hoenderdaell wildlife park and the Swedish Frösö Zoo, as well as an offer by a private individual.
Damn, they were really determined to kill that poor giraffe.

>>150104675
>>150104677
are these two posts mutually exclusive

>>150104624
HOLY KEK, JUST GIVE CROWS THE FLAG

>>150104670
based lions deciding who's for dinner

>>150104624
what is H&A

just got a blood test

>>150104677
hi darcy!

>>150104670
>His body was then dissected and necropsied in a public educational class and then fed to the zoo's lions.
based swannies in 2024

>>150104689
Home and Away. It means he'll be back for finals.

>>150104672
>>150104680
>considered sterilization damaging to his quality of life
>did not want to send him to [...] take up a "space for more genetically valuable giraffes

Literal incel holocaust approaches; this was a warm up to ease the public mind into it

currently masturbating up a storm

>>150104696
ACK!

>>150104667
he wouldnt do that to fred

what's the go if a player has aids? can he still play or what?

>>150104705
dunno just what i hear. his misso wants back to perth and fred don't exactly need him.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a giraffe's neck—for ever.

Oh its the fucking professer on The Chase, he sucks, he's the worst chaser

>>150104708
>left fred because misso wanted to live in qld
>now she wants to go back
what kind of circus is this clown runningq

Lovely british woman on the Chase though

>>150104716
Haven't watched Chaser in a while but is he a new one? I know Supernerd, Goliath, Shark, Smiling Assassin, Tigermom and Baroness but cannot put a face to any Professor.

im a tranny chaser iykwim haha

>>150104721
Old bald guy with glasses

>>150104724
we know, micky. enjoy your hrt

>>150104726
Zamn

if you put a vacuum cleaner up someones anus would it make them inhale

>>150104726
I will watch your sport.

https://youtu.be/Jj0Da5dbbns

>>150104726
Does she have something internal stretching her out which makes it look like an overstuffed taco?

>>150104751
thats what a perfect pussy looks like, hombre.

>>150104757
Never was a fan of the puffy lips fad.

PUSSY should be hairy with puffy, meaty lips

>people still think adelaide will win the hip

>>150104767
They get a free run to the grand final.
With Neale injured, Gold Coast Suns will finish 4th.

>Qualifying final: Adelaide vs GCS - Adelaide Oval
Nothing more free.

Reckon she's got a bush?

>>150104773

>>150104624
Another sperg that played past his body limits just to get over the line against the Pies
Rent free maggies :)

>>150104624
does lachie neale iykwim haha

>>150104799
they won by 4 goals you utter spastic

>>150104779
>Armpit hair but shaved bush
Anything is possible with zoomers these days.

>>150104810
Baited and outsmarted by Collingwood.

Collingwood have been playing like crap lately, what's going on?

>>150104647
It's a common problem among the north-central Europeans (i.e., Germanics and Scandinavians). They were never civilised by the Romans; the savage barbarism was never cleaned away. Christianity did correct their behaviour and enable them to live properly, but their primitive minds - their genetic inheritance - always default them back to being hardly better than lowly beasts of the earth. To their credit, they are not wolves in sheeps' clothing: they are beasts in human clothing. Sadly, humanity does not come naturally to them; it was something they learnt over time and conduct as socially mandated.

>>150104670
Case in point.

>>150104797
What will your cope be when they beat the pies??
If they beat the pies they will have only 1 win fewer against top 8 sides than they did in 2017 when they made the grand final. Crows will at a minimum make the grand final if they finish top because they are not losing at home

first leg day in a couple months can barely walk

>>150104827
Sniping the tryhards

>>150104827
2 reliant on elderly pendles and sidebottom and the daicos brothers. No grunt to the team

>>150104708
>his misso wants back to perth
she really doesn't, they've set up pretty strongly in brissie and like every other expat seem to regonise it's superiority to every other australian capital city

>>150104827
the simple answer is no howe and frampton
their defence is elite at full strength, and howe gives moore more confidence to intercept and impact instead of playing back shoulder (which is not where he is best used)

>>150104827
team of grandpas finally slowing down. will be a long, painful fall down the cliff only made worse when naicos leaves and becomes the first $3m/year player when he is named inaugural devils captain

>>150104708
>>150104717
>>150104857
Lachie Neale needs to come home to SA and join his childhood club

>camry customers thinking they can flat track their way to a flag because they're getting the bulldogs treatment in the meeja
kek
KEK

if the iggs take a fucking ruck with pick 1 i might officially be done

With your pick do you go for the best available player overall or the best for the position you most desperately need to fill? It's an interesting discussion

>>150104868
Real Crows fans already presume they'll get embarrassed in straight sets elimination. To have hope is not the nature of a Crows fan.

>>150104868
I have a feeling the AFL is going to rig it for them to apologise for past umpiring controversies

>>150104879
yep it's bane 2019. young squad just not quite ready for prime time yet

>>150104879
Nah I unironically know crows fans who are organising grand final tickets and booking travel/accommodation already

>>150104875
it depends on a few things
if the number one KPD is rated at around pick 25-30 you are better off splitting the pick
you also need to take into account factors like "will the player leave after two years" and "does he have heart" and "does he have behavioural issues" etc. etc.

>>150104868
you know bulldogs won the flag in a fairy tale way right?

>>150104869
how about trading a 1r for a homesick 30yo battler ruckman

>>150104897
hard to forget when every pinhead spastic the AFL employs refuses to stop mentioning it while glazing THA BONT regardless of current form

>Hawks
>lose
>go up 1

>Carlton
>lose
>go up 3
Huh???

>>150104879
Historically a team needs to play in finals before they can win a grand final. Not saying they can't buck the trend but they haven't played finals in 8 years so history is against them. I can see them losing their qualifying, winning their home semi then getting smashed in a prelim.

>>150104904
what do the letters on the right mean, why are brisbane R?

https://youtu.be/V8exT0OEGLU

>>150104911
If they get gold coast or some shit in the qualifying final they win easily.

>>150104875
if you're as shit as the iggs and in desperate need of some outside mid class getting a ruck who might take 4-5 years to be any good at all is fucking gigaretarded. who needs a star ruck? essendon? trade 1 for 5+6

>>150104904
Not that any team below 9th is currently relevant but no idea how Carlton can currently be ahead of Saints.

>>150104864
1996

draft is goyslop amerilard trash

>>150104903
my iggs were robbed by the afl in 2016 so the doggies could have their fairy tale bs win in the elimination final

>>150104882
this, also
>qld won last year
>vic in 2023
>wa in 2018
>nsw in 2012 (also 5 granny appearances since 2012)
sa is due

>>150104918
I get that. Absolutely perfect situation for your qualifying final is to play another team that hasn't played them recently (or ever in GC's case), but I still think they end up against one of Pies, Lions and Cats in their qualifying final and they're all seasoned finals teams.

>>150104924
So true need to go back to every club having dedicated rigged zones where certain big clubs mysteriously get the best zones while smaller clubs get fuck all just lucky of the draw haha

>>150104916
imagine a "trying penis for the first time" vid haha

>>150104933
Pies are falling off.
Cats have had an even softer draw and less prepared for finals.
Lions no where near as good as 2024.

>goyslop amerilard trash

>>150104942
>Lions no where near as good as 2024.
oh im sorry have the finals already happened?

>>150104926
>recalled mitch brown out of nowhere
>proceeded to play him as a small foward
iggos got what they deserved that night. fuck that was the angriest i got watching footy

ive got a small forward iykwim haha

>>150104942
>Pies are falling off.
They fell off before finals in 2023 too. Still won the flag.
>Cats have had an even softer draw and less prepared for finals.
Yeah, perfect match up after a soft lead up to finals is a team that hasn't played them.
>Lions no where near as good as 2024.
Their best is still far and away the best and they have been able to turn it on against top 8 teams all year.

>>150104949
pozztorian lies

>>150104965
FUCKING THIS
>nooooooooooo they didnt go try hard mode against north in the middle of the year they are le shit xd
>*be's shocked at teams who did this falling away in finals*

corrr

>>150104978
Where is she looking?

>>150104978
mel tracina wore the same dress, except on her it came down to her knees

dinner

>>150104991
Grim grimglish

>>150104991
>slay
?

love when the wife has her brekky asparagus and coffee then pisses all over biggest test boost ever

>>150104991
why do people do this

>>150104991
OOF bleak.

>why do people eat

>>150105004

>>150104991
lifting culture is mental illness

do you ever feel like going down to the shops and knocking some random cunt the fuck out

>>150104991

>>150105024
this but a 'the tradie jobsite' as they call it

>>150105014
Sustenance and/or pleasure.

>>150104991
very grim

>>150105024
yeah or running someone over on a moped in my big ute
then when they fight back i run like a little bitch

>>150104624
A quad injury? How'd he injure himself four times?

>>150105029

*parks my civilian car here*

>>150105037
crisp byd shark owner

>>150105054
*gives you a ticket for not having a tradie licence*

>>150105006
Social media to show how healthy they're eating.
There's a big mac off screen for them to eat later.

i've never been to a bunnings trade
is it same premises as normal bunnings/hammerbarn or a separate warehouse?

>>150105072
i don't want to talk about it with a civ
buy me a travellers and an oak and i'll think about it

>>150105023
people don't know how to cook. i lift and would never eat some basic bitch garbage like that.

epidemic of drivers coming to a stop as they're turning a corner for no reason whatsoever

>>150105086
my trolley has a wonky wheel please don't rush me

so hungry

>>150105086
my suspension is cooked and it squeaks if i go quickly

Bloody mate struth bloody mate

>>150105086
crazy how the roadtoll is skyrocketing despite increasingly punishing rules, fines, vehicle regulations, licensing costs/requirements and all while cars are safer and driving more electronically assisted than ever. wonder what that's about.

https://youtu.be/dp0-JBa0Ows

>MELBOURNE will pay out coach Simon Goodwin more than $1.2 million inside the club’s soft cap after sacking him on Monday night.

>Goodwin, 48, has a full payout contract clause including $1.1 million for next season as well as a portion for the remaining three games of this year.

>>150105099
shut up and slow down
speed kills
wipe off .05
drink drive you bloody idiot

>>150105086
Crisp misso

>>150105107
No, but Steven May

>>150105107
50? who needs to go 40? you can't justify going more than 30. think of the kids!
*puts up six different posted speed limit signs within two clicks of one another*

drove home blind drunk from the pub the other night in very heavy rain. still surprised i didnt crash

https://www.bunnings.com.au/sherlock-100l-home-use-steel-tray-wheelbarrow_p0043705

or

https://www.bunnings.com.au/gorilla-carts-evolution-198l-wheelbarrow_p0360269

or

https://www.totaltools.com.au/106232-easymix-handyman-100l-steel-wheelbarrow-ttsentry

for general duty home landscaping renovation incl moving quite a bit of old bushrock/cement chunks

>>150105099
i think it's because evehicle owners are fans of michael bay iykwim haha

what's for first dinner tonight lads?

>>150105136
post your tradie licence first champ
>>150105143
i don't want to tacobout it iykwim haha

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ma9B93CMMAM?feature=share

think she might not like me back

>>150105106
>inside the club’s soft cap
RIP

>>150105124
Are you proud of yourself? Do you think you're cool bragging about that? Bloody idiot. As unlikely as it is, you could have killed somebody close to me. Moron. Idiot.

>>150105159
yes
yes
no
yes
no
no

drink driving is fucking based

>>150105172
You bloody idiot

Fuckhead spastics, utter. Inconsiderable. Hopeless. Deadbeats!

>>150105172
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan

remember being blackout drunk drinking in a storm and the only memory of the drive was ending up in someone's front yard kek
what really shits me is when i'm driving pissy but there's still indians and asians on the road driving much much worse than i am 10 deep.

>>150105136
>$160+ for a wheelbarrow
Fuck me.
If you're looking at 100L, just get the $99 one (which already feels stupidly expensive). What could possibly be the difference especially for home use? There's probably a warranty on it if it shits the bed.

Regarding the gorilla one, while double the capacity it doesn't actually tip shit out. You'll either need to flip it upside down or scrape shit out.

four pack of woodstock 12% cans is perfect for the drive home

>>150105188
shut up and slow down

Drinking as well as driving are extremely plebocratic, but combining the two is actually based as fuck

>>150105193
shant

>>150105204
>Josh
A known shitposter.

love driving when you hit that perfect level of tipsy and high. especially some little shitbox manual through windy backstreets. drive so fucking smooth and maintain speed even while not actually speeding at all.

>>150105204
>Assembling it was too difficult so I hit it with a hammer instead
>It broke
>1 star

>>150105214
this is how tradies build houses

>Assembling it was too difficult so I hit it with a hammer instead

>>150105193
>cuckcart
man the fuck up

>>150105204
jeremy "josh" clarkson

>>150105193
Tipping doesn't bother me, more for moving and eventually that capacity would come in handy for mixing sand/soil

Idk

too many options ill just do it all by hand in a fit of adhd impulase

You deserve to end up like those webms on /gif/ where the car driver has been in a horrible accident and has half their face hanging off

>>150105226
https://www.bunnings.com.au/bunnings-20l-pail-bucket-bucket_p0138319
AS SEEN ON THE BLOCK

hope you have a qualification licence for that yardwork champ

>>150105136
not just going onto gumtree or facebook market place and getting a perfectly decent steel wheelbarrow for like ~$30-$50

>>150105258
>Second hand stuff
You never know what people have put in it.

Getting fucked up the arse lads

>>150105258
i don't understand this statement, are you also looking to buy a wheelbarrow and don't want to buy one 2nd hand??

>>150105272
Based homeowner.

>>150105272
crisp darcy moore on and off the field last saturday night

>>150105278
how do you survive?

>>150105279
explain young man

>>150105278
>Miss the green arrow
>Anon is too autistic to fill in the blanks
Many such cases.

bedtime choices

>>150105283
He's obviously hiring a tradie to do some work on the place.

>>150105226
>Tipping doesn't bother me
okay champ
*keeps my lobster in my wallet*

>tipping
foy

>>150105288

prefer me lobsters in a brioche roll with some mayo personally

I can't be the only one who hates corned beef. A cow gave its life and you do THAT to the remains? Sickly.

Dinner, wank, shower

>>150105136
marketplace fella x

>>150105316
not a fan either.
imagine being a rugby league coconut in the pacific and eating corned beef with coconut cream, yams and spinach for brekky lunch and tea
griiiiiiiim

what's your favourite and least favourite roast?

>>150105341
Favourite: Ones that shit on Carlton
Least favourite: Ones that attack Naicos.

>eating meat

>>150105362
haha good one

>Essendon v Carlton thursday night Round 24
>Fox exclusive

inb4 all the povos complain they can't watch it kek

cant essendon just forfeit the suns game fuck sake

>>150105367
>Thursday now locked behind a paywall
grim

>>150105371
Suns need the percentage for finals seeding. They're going to be trying to belt the bajesus out of them.

>essendon cuck themselves to fuck collingwood

>>150105341
fav: pork
least: turkey

gym pawg gf

>>150105398
corr look at that dumper

>>150105398
imagine the sweaty bum crack smell

If the Crows and Lions meet at Adelaide Oval in a final, /bane/ will defeat them

>>150105428
yep the 10 shots at goal in the final qtr a few weeks ago was just a precursor to the real thing

might watch this haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPwCvDA2Ujs

>>150105143
it’s stew early to talk about it fella ngl x

>>150105437
Was it you who linked one of these videos in here months ago? I'll binge on them every couple of weeks or so. Really great subject matter.

>>150105443
your a fucken faggot

>>150105448
dunno mate maybe

>>150105454
spudshed @innaloo
13 minutes, champ

I need a real confident mean bitch to beat me up, kick my balls, call me a loser and peg my arse

>>150105464
Why's that mate?

>>150105469
because it's what i fucking deserve

What does peg mean?

Fucked up the asshole by a woman with a strapon dildo

Which way, white man?

spud shed innaloo i thought west coast trained at lathlain haha

>>150104842
yeah and if i was given a million dollars i could buy a lamborghini, doesn't mean it's going to happen

Not a fan of my life

>>150105520
Name 2 things wrong with it

>>150105527
virgin, asperger

>>150105530
neither of those are inherently bad, but you do need to start inseminating women

Based Iggs ending another coaching tenure.

>>150105541
sacked in the morning

>>150104592
Ah, now I get it. Foot fetishism is a defence mechanism.

martin bryant had money, owned properties, had a girlfriend, travelled the world, collected guns.

oh my god im actually gonna FUCKING kill someone

there are queen bees but not king bees. fucking woke insect

gyms are for faggots

Gym hater and tradie hater is the same person, he hates anyone doing something productive with their lives

>>150105629
more than one of each champ

>durr i have to eat exactly 1900 calories today not 2000 otherwise it's only a 400 calorie deficit instead of a 500 calorie deficit im so fucking boring and mentally ill

>>150105632
obese lazy fuckstain

>i work so hard for my body xd
>*injects bum with tren*

>>150105562
extremely strange behaviour from someone who wikipedia says has the intelligence of an 11 year old

>>150105136
The sherlock or easymix is fine. Sherlock has a longer warranty so I'd go that even though I have an easymix.

>>150105632
>>150105643
>everyone who goes to the gym is on steroids
The absolute state of your cope

>exercising
Based
>going to the gym
Cringe

Simple as.

>>150105676
that's par for the course in Australia

>>150105341
fave: lamb
least: pork

>>150105694
not in the early 90's

Could Martin Bryant drive a car? Because if he could then he's not that retarded

>>150105686
Going to the gym is exercising

you don't need to go to the gym to exercise

>>150105715
I don't have a squat rack, pilates reformer, sauna, massage chair or gym sluts though

Youse cunts can go and get fucked

>>150105726
you don't need a squat rack, pilates reformer, sauna, massage chair or gym sluts though

Planning the alf footy trip boys who’s in
https://youtu.be/h9hwKgcAV_0?si=3E_zIHxhnfpe5fUl

Yes we know mick, one can exercise outside of a gymnasium.

>>150105701
tradies can drive cars

he's not me retard

>>150105740
>gyms are redundant and a waste of time and money
smartest thing you've said yet

>>150105763
Waste of time? No.
Waste of money? Yes, if you're poor.
Plebocratic and degenerate? Exceedingly.

>>150105143
i’m pudding it off for now, desserting it eyequeem x

>>150105341
Favourite: Pork shoulder or lamb leg
Least: Probably chicken which sounds weird to say because I love roast chicken but it's just the least exciting of all roasts probably because I've had it so much over the years. Beef can be pretty meh if the cut has no fat too.

>>150105805
kek you're not bad mate, you can stay

>>150105818
tabla x
>>150105454
don’t be so saucy fella x

sebbo is a ripper bloke, would love to give him a smack on his cute little ass

>>150105740
>>150105763
Why are you seething about gyms?
>but you don't need to go to a gym
You don't need to post your cope here, yet you still do

love ya sebbo ta
x

QUEEF Queef x.

>>150105850
>>150105897
queef QUEEF hahaa x

†eyequeef

iggs

Iggs

cawwwwwwwww

>>150106044
crisp

>>150106040
>>150106044

lift weights

no

300/225/185 (d/s/bp)
ama

>>150106161
dyel kmoa

umm ..yh...see >>150106161

take the brosplit pill

you know I really don't like these danish fellas they seem like they never had their screws completely threaded. they offend my sensibilities as a people, and disgust me as a culture. it's a miracle they didn't put the Laudrup boys to death once they retired

>>150106258
>they seem like they never had their screws completely threaded
applied for a tradie licence to buy a hammer yet mate iykwim haha

i wonder what retardation matthew clarke is cooking up

my granddad can't understand the concept of a draft. he seems to think the afl creates a list of players and whatever order they put them in is the order the clubs get them.

it's americanist garbage anyway

>>150106519
How the fuck is a draft too much for him to comprehend?

>>150106572
stroke

Cant tell if those drunk driving posts were just asio trying to get yall to admit to doing fucked up shit

hundie in less than a bong fellas...blowies welcome x

>admit to doing fucked up shit
i once fingered hex in a fortitude valley nightclub

at the hundie lads

>>150105501
phwoar got a boner

GOOD MORNING ALF

Good morning alf

Wish I could get paid to sit on my arse and do nothing like Simon Goodwin in 2026

>baddie was sacked because the peemons beat iggs by 80 not 120

>>150110493
sacked in the morning

>Hawks are "all in" on Harley Reid and Zak Butters, confident they can land both players, according to Tom Morris. They are also "having a real crack" at trying to lure Wanganeen-Milera from St Kilda

Morning lads. I've taken a sickie today. Didn't even give my boss an excuse, just said I wasn't coming in.
My plans? Some gaming then off to Bunnings to start buying supplies for this year's tomato growing season

>>150110795
Based
Have a good day mate. What will you be playing?

Fred are legit dangerous

>>150110810
Rdr2 with some mods and reshade. Beautiful game

>>150111098
>Rdr2 with some mods and reshade. Beautiful game
Terrible game literally killed the last joy I had for vidya.

https://secretmelbourne.com/giraffe-calf-melbourne-zoo/
Do NOT show this to Denmark

>>150110795
applied for a tradie licence yet mate

>>150110843
nice haircut you disgusting brown freak

>>150111701
cheers mate got it from my local $10 chinese barber innit

>Matthew Pavlich will join Sydney as the club's new CEO

>>150111904
hhahahah suck shit least australians

>>150111967
applied for a new club yet mate worst coast eagles barracker

BOILING

so who's going to replace Pav at Fox?
No way they can have just Schofield & Simpson coach as their WA special comments team

>>150112075
yeah that's you because you flew too close to the gold coast suns iykwim haha

so who's going to replace Pav at Fox?
No way they can have just Schofield & Simpson as their WA special comments team; they're both former Weagles

FUMING

>>150112156
yeah that's you because you're a fan of the dockies i just dropped in the bowl iykwim haha
fumes innit lad

footo tonight bros

don't do that, don't give me hope

>people still think adelaide will win the flag

What qualifications does Pavlich have?

>>150112497
bit early m8

i think bris beat coll in the gf, if i'm being entirely honest

>>150112601
>six-time All-Australian
>played 353 games for the Docker
>former prez of AFLPA
>Sports new reader @ Nine WA
>commentator for Fox Footy
>co-founded talent, technology and brand partnership business Launchd and played a role in creative services company PMY Group after achieving his MBA from the University of Western Australia.

new

>>150064376

>>150112665
cheers mate hahaha

>>150112628
>never won a premiership*
forgot to add that last part

Pavlich is a fucking retard, you can just tell from his speech. He can't finish a sentence

>>150112597
no but steven port adelaide
>>150112613
meant for
>>150112665

>>150112724
nah pav did review of adelaide with dunstall in 2019 I think he actually knows what he's doing because look at adelaide now

but yeah it's a big step up to go straight into CEO

>it's a big step up to go straight
trip on homophobe

>>150112874
real newey