Thread 150101999

HH

Fuck goddard

shit thread

first for Kody Steele

Props for knowing who Lavrentiy Beria is.

>>150101999 (OP)
Goddard loves blk people over white people you dumb casual cuck. Embarrassing thread.

>>150102021
Props

how is mixed martial farts going to help you here

>>150102036
"Doctor" geof neal will heem

you'll use the thread and you'll post in it and that's just the end of it

>>150102046
>SPLINTAH? FOIGHTS OVAH JIGGABOO, NOPE FOIGHTS OVAH

>>150102078
best part is how doumbe kind of shrugs and goddard shoves him back into the cage

*gets eyes gouged out repeatedly*
its a fight coalby, no moore toimeouts m8

Goddard unironically did nothing wrong and his only bad stoppage is Pereira/Jiri 1

Colby vindicated.

>>150102106
cope

colbitch will drop out of the top 10 soon

>The Hungarians, a very warlike people, never pretend further than to reduce the enemy to their discretion; for having forced this confession from them, they let them go without injury or ransom, excepting, at the most, to make them engage their word never to bear arms against them again.
Are Hungarians really this based?

>>150102122
We don’t sign our posts with selfies here

*enters*

lowkey if you got people that care about you from birth it's impossible to become depressed. just some things i've been thinking about and shit

Takanori owns the Diaz brothers

>>150102196
this gay nerd bitch been thinkin and shit
lmao hey nostradumbass think about this
*farts at you*

>"Well Khamzat Chimaev vowed to bring the action in this fight, he told Joe Rogan he doesn't consider himself a complete fighter unless he proves that he can infact decisively beat Dricus Du Plessis."
>"Well when you've got two fighters with nuclear bombs in both hands, insane mobility, grappling and fight IQ, neither guy wants to rush in."
>"Right, this is basically a chess match, what we're seeing right now. Chimaev and DDP are both looking for openings, trying to time an entry. They don't want to get impatient."
>"Khamzat throws up a jab, appears to have been blocked by DDP."
>"He's just gauging distance with that strike."
>"Oh! Stiff left hand from DDP."
>"That hurt Khamzat. That hurt."
>"OH! Another bomb from DDP!"
>"Borz is just trying to retreat. He is in a world of trouble here."
>"Yeah, this is the last place you want to be with Dricus."
>"OOOOOOOOHHH!"
>"Khamzat caught him with something! Was that a left?"
>"Khamzat Chimaev staggers Dri- OHHHHHH!!"
>"HE'S DOWN! DDP IS DOWN!"
>"HUGE HAMMERFISTS FROM BORZ!"
>"THAT IS IT! KHAMZAT CHIMAEV IS THE UNDISPUTED UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!"

And they say that a Ciryl could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as we all fly away

>>150102211
come on man that wasn't necessary

Good GOD Nigga!

*Turns on monitor at frenetic pace*

Me when I see people who disrespect wmma

*turns off monitor*

Eww, why the fuck is his skin so dry and leathery?? Good GOD cover up those armpit rolls you disgusting freak. Absolutely wretched.

Everyone talks about Khamzat not being ready for Dricus physicality but why isn’t the opposite true? Dricus has been stronger and more athletic than everyone he’s fought apart from Khamzat.

>>150102285
alright man the first one made me laugh but now you're pushing it

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DDP PASSES INTO SIDE CONTROL

THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS

HE'S LOOKING FOR A SCARF HOLD HERE

HE'S CRANKING THE NECK THIS COULD BE IT

THERE'S THE TAP

DRICUS DU PLESSIS SUBMITS KHAMZAT CHIMAEV

>>150102196
that’s retarded your mom and dad are coded to care about you it doesn’t count for anything it’s not validating in any way that’s the bare minimum

Ratlip literally can't lose he has no home and word is Kadyrov is looking for him Dricus is FUCKED

I stare into my bathroom mirror and repeat "I am a big fat bacon bussy armpiggy" 30 times before I brush my teeth every morning. This ritual always puts me into that mindstate I need to tackle my days.

>>150102310
i think you underestimate how good many parents are at caring for their kids
i saw a study that said 40% of children in america don't have strong emotional bonds with their parents

>>150102301
It was funny until I realized spammy was 100% correct my skin is factually very disgustingly leathery and wrinkly. I was lying to myself big time actually.

I thought my wallpaper was ciryl gane but turns out it was just a empty black background all this time

>>150102341
computer, what percent of children in america are nonwhite

Ratlip faked the glove tap then shot on THE Kevin Holland

Can we talk about something?

Sometimes we all need our own splash of cold water rogan/schaub come to jesus bappa moment

Do any of you ever engage with others on /heem/ or are you just here to amuse yourselves with your garbage posts?

/box/ won

Humanity when its finally time god will descend from heaven to judge us until he suddenly gets stopped my marc goddard and get told "DONT INTERRUPT MOY FOIGHT ! " Managing to dematrialise god with eviscerating power display of pure authority right infront of 16 billion eyes

Sydney Sweeney is LITERALLY a mixed martial artist

>>150102391
good setup but you should've had marc say something that he normally says

>>150102396
Who the fuck is that?

>>150102384
sidney trained ufc as a kid nigga

>>150102046
Yes, browns n brazzas over blk, but white is absolute lowest on goddard's race scale.

>>150102381
Need a great mod cleansing + dedicated janny. Until then, /heem/ will always be 90% shit and good posters will use discord, etc. more.

Kody “Dedicated Janny” Steele

If you're the type of nigga to wash your feet and legs in the shower you're a certified dweeb and 100% absolutely for certain I could beat the piss out of you 1v1. Reality check dolt, soapy water rinsing down your body cleans the feet during the shower automatically you god damn nincompoop.

>>150102481
shut up stinky

>>150102481
this is how you end up with scabies

>>150102381
/heem/ is legitimately the worst general on /spee/ and potentially the internet. Just autistic schizos rambling, sometimes at each other. None of them know mma. And desu I think there's only 9 or 10 regular posters here to begin with. A case study on mental illness should be done on this general.

>>150102496
kek placed that smelly boi firmly in a body bag

>>150102481
as long as you don't kick me foot fungus ass nigga

Yea I reckon Id fuck all of you up in a real life street fight scenario.

>>150102502
a nigga already published something on /heem/ into a journal

We like to shoot on Wednesdays pal

>>150102523
Yeah cause we’d all catch a bacterial skin infection from your stank ass

>>150102533
really where

>>150102550
cant find it. I think it might have been from harvard even, ill check the 'chives

>>150102544
Maybe if your bitch made triple vaxxed beta brown boi cucked immune system wasn't so helpless compared to mine toby you coulda survived smallpox or whatever the fuck, pussy

i have chills

>>150102571
Who the fuck is toby

>>150102502
We did an AI analysis last week that basically confirmed most /heem/ regulars need to lose internet access. They are mentally ill losers who shit this place up daily because they have no one else to talk to because no one else wants to be around them.

I took the vaxx because it was the right thing to do.

y'all niggas are complaining about complaining get a grip

Now that every cazzie is in the Ilia bandwagon it's time to support Arman the Turkish Garth

>>150102550
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/335461291_'Fear_and_Disgust'_-_A_Corpus_Study_of_Sentiment_towards_Sporting_Events_as_Expressed_Multimodally_on_4chan's_sp_board

apparently its on /sp/ gamethreads not /heem/ per se.

Heem yourself

Kody “AI Analysis” Steele

You guys know you could just up and die at any moment for any reason right

Ilia be like I'll fight herbert for my next title defense

>>150102621
So could you.

>>150102609
They just missed out on bussy bbc sneed strickraped pork finland posting

>>150102609
all me

props for doing an AI analysis

>>150102633
kek

Props for knowing who Lee Rigby is

you know ive never received my due props for boying ilia half way into the first round of the hall fight

>>150102572
put a sweater on hahah

>>150102649
Props for knowing what a sweater is

Adin clowned that dumbass nigga Khazmat yjk he told Dana too

>>150102609
What has the baldie concluded

>>150102646
probably cuz real ones boyed him after Damon Martin

>>150102661
Props for knowing who Dana is

lmao this study is amazing

>>150102666
Who the fuck is Damon Martin

>>150102646
I boyd him after herbert most violent heem I've ever seen in my entire life lawdy he need some milk

Props for knowing who Alexa Grasso is (Dana's butthole cleaner)

The /weem/ general on /sp/ is, at this point, an complete failure. If you have anyone on the moderating staff who is knowledgeable about MMA and willing pursue an handful of these threads in the near future, he/ she will doubtlessly report back that the threads are generally devoid of salient content and deserve to be dissolved or fundamentally restructured. Here is an post by me complaining about the lack of pertinent discourse present in /weem/ (MMA) threads: >>99320889

As you can see, no one actually wants to talk about MMA. I simply get called reddit or told it’s /heem/ culture to take picks. While the latter is true in my experience as a frequent /heem/ user, it’s empty content as no one actually discusses picks or otherwise comes back to them for any reason. Even if that is sufficient content in and of itself, it is the only relevant prominent feature in /heem/ threads. Outside of that, relevant content generally consists of breaking news; everything else is extraneous garbage, i.e worshipping woman athletes, pedophiles following underage girls loosely related to the MMA scene, and constant talk about (((them))) controlling everything. Quite frankly, it’s mostly leakage from /pol/ and the celebrity-obsessed side of /tv/.

I urge the moderating team to at least furnish an dedicated janitor in the spirit of decluttering /weem/ of so much irrelavent spam. It’s not a MMA board at the moment, it’s largely an shitpost-friendly gossip column kept alive by an handful of people who truly have nothing better to do with their team.

Please, send help. The board can still be saved.

>>150102680
Props to you for propsing other gentlemen ITT

I have 10 other generals i visit and all of them say that they are the worst general on this site. Maybe i am the problem.

Imagine posting in other generals

Joyce Oiwun Cheung is jacked Taiwanese boy

/heem/ general - where the blueprint for wmma schaubs to be made into icey mikes at home and the knowledge to achieve prostate orgasm before they melt

>>150102711
joke went over her head

>>150102672
Yup

>>150102659
Thanks mate. I've beeen listening to a lot of audio books

>>150102695
Hoenstly? Respect

Heems sheems I just want to grill!

>>150102741
>q
what do you and a grill have in common?
>a
you're both flaming!

>>150102677
OG Leech. Paddy lost to him

lets be honest, Khabib beat up a few featherweights and retired in his prime

i tried that prime stuff it was disgusting

>>150102739
Props even

>>150102816
yeah Gane lost that fight

>>150102677
Props for not knowing who Damon Martin is

>>150102816
just how bad is gane??

>>150102842
We are going to find out this saturday.

Sneem

>>150102823
imagine if jamahal wasn't fat he could be losing to middleweights

>>150102816
GODne no sold that shit

>>150102780
you seem awfully confused

>>150102844
I don't think he fights this weekend
Just how dumb is finland?

>>150102844
>this saturday

>>150102854
We are going to find that out this saturday.

>>150102853
props for the diagnosis

erceg will heem osbourne

>>150102816
lmaooo turned that pussy nigga into a wrestler

https://www.tapology.com/rankings/ufc
its up

garry beat schaubkat but lost to prates

>>150102911
lmaooo turned that pussy nigga into a wrestler

>>150102816
Gane:
>backfist incoming, heh lets see what you got
Imagine landing a spinning backfist flush and the other guy doesn't even react to it

The Curious Caper of Mr Rigby, Lee

-Abridged English Version-(2025)

tomala sisters...

>>150102502
You’re not wrong about the schizo ramblings. /heem/ is fun during big UFC fight weeks at least

People forgot man, Lee Rigby folks! He was a MARAUDERR!!

kek is dricus the only nigga to just go in there and fight and not follow the le recipe

>>150102930
not signing up to your gay ass website sorry

But I mean all credit to Lee Rigby showing heart out there man enduring a lot of punishment, give it up for him man. True warrior who went out on his shield.

>>150102930
>doesn't rate peter can
p4p smartest mma community

driqus be like
looney tunes!

>THEY LINKED UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4duZrNU_40
>TIS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4duZrNU_40
>ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4duZrNU_40

Post UFC244 Darren Till finishes prime Rockhold

The Dricus thing works until it doesn't, he will experience a tonyesque downfall

I dont care

>>150102998
dricus would kill tony

>>150103011
Don't be offensive I'll report you to your government

Tony right now would kill Dookus

>>150102992
there was no nina

tony wouldn't have ducked gamrot

>>150103036
You didn't have enough time to watch it

>>150103022
yeah so?

Tony would mindbreak Dricus

still tony

jay guapo would finish prime tony

>>150103044
yeah but you can track through the different scenes and not one ah dem had nina

Tony vs Fazza (ghost)

>>150103065
fucking columbo over here

Salt Papi tkos Dricus in the 3rd

I keep thinking Tony is going to get heemed by the guy known for throwing salt on expensive steaks because I dont really know who Salt Papi is

Salt Poopy

why do yall hate dricus so much? he's so fkin hot...

Only thing I'll be 'clicking' until August 15th playa is my extra large magnum chastity cage for the exact moment Dricus Daddyplesses busts BALLS-FUCKING-DEEP inside of Khamzat's pozzed diarrhea hole live on PPV.

when are tony and that other guy fighting

>>150103094
hes no r*ckhold tho

>>150103114
some would say Tony is 'that other guy'... watch your mouth, Papi has fans too

Dricus is going to LITERALLY ass rape Khamzat so hard and so deep that he contracts HIV AIDS complications following the event which will continue to worsen until he needs multiple pills daily to keep himself non-transmissible and be allowed to swim inside of public pools.

Salt Papi's on first?

can you guys tone down the homosexuality?

>>150103140
Huh?

>>150102992
they didn't link up

>>150103140
why imply we're guys? we could be girls

Back up dude

>>150103146
did i stutter?

>>150103125
shut up bitch, answer the question or dont talk at all

I've never in my life worn a gas mask why did it look like that freak was in my yard on that picture earlier?

all im saying is tony's sodium levels are about to be elevated

Come original, you've got to come original

colbad covertfaggington

canadian tony fans are some keyboard warriors

Luke Rockhold Yamma Pit when?

Conor/Colby on the White House lawn

Colbeast Champington*

>>150103195
Yoinking this post react

colby "biggest faggot alive" bitch

>>150103231
When did Rampage say that @Grok?

turns out Matt Hughes was a huge cunt guys, according to a few people

Get out of the way when the MAGA train is rolling down the tracks jr, kwab!

I killed Colby with my penis. sorry

>>150103256
What's up New Mansa

Alright chief you had your fun

>>150103256
its ok.

colby-san...

i keep burping and its making me mad

>>150103276
I'm afraid you'll soon learn that my fun has only just begun buddy.

>>150103250
AUUUUGH PAT MILITECH WHERE WERE UUU AAAHHHH

Haunting. Macabre, even...

Indeed yes hmm

dare I say, afraid.

>>150102816
Gane got fucked up this fight. Pussy

UFC Fight Night: Dolidze vs. Hernandez
743rd UFC Event
258th UFC event from Las Vegas
116th UFC event from the UFC Apex
72nd UFC on ESPN Main Card (includes UFC on ESPN2)
27th UFC Event this year
3rd UFC Main Event for Roman Dolidze
2nd UFC Main for Anthony Hernandez

>>150103326
Some have gone so far as to invoke "scared"

>>150103331
Sneed made this meme originally btw, that's a Sneed meme pal.

>>150103323
Me to anyone hear disrepsecting me

>>150103347
the only Sneed has made is love to a manpenis with his mouth region

Sneed is fucking based as hell

>>150103347
nah i was actually there when it was made you can stop saying that now for whatever reason

>>150103355
I've only ever had girlpenis inside of my mouth playa!

>I'm afraid
Couldn't be me!

We tried to tell all of /heem/ what would happen but they were too cazzie, cucked and boom brained to listen, unfortunately

>>150103375
I think you'd be surprised, I really do

eldritch horror posts

>>150103373
based Chyna enjoyer!

>>150103390
Help me

>>150103403
Wake up!

>>150103382
no one cared about that fight though, everyone was talking about gooby's dick

Poor meng... poor meng...

Help me

It cannot be helped, It cannot be stopped.

Wake up!

>>150103420
H TO THE IZZO V TO THE IZZ A NIGGA

Edgar Allen Gamrot

>>150103414
Kek yeah I remember you. argentina forever exposed as a know nothing caz who doesn't know the sport. Pathetic.

We cannot help them.

we can't jerk them off with our feet

just jorked it to Joanna's new pic and all this white stuff came out of my meng wtf

Real retard hours in heem

Colby showed them all what real American wrestling can accomplish.

>>150103458
How can you be so sure when you haven't ever tried?

Colby chaos sneedington is the lineal bmf champ I fear

Kek imagine being a retarded faggot lmao, could be me!

Ganeness.

>>150103502
Truly the Colby of our time

>>150103361
Fucking PREECH

Just smoked a bunch of weed and now I'm feeling high please advise, over

>>150103458
I have had around 6 women do this to me and yuo know what it was great

>>150103547
What were their male names?

>>150103450
you remember my meng? that's gay, B

>>150103567
Can someoen please hep me? Is there any way I can respond to this and come out ahead? Thank you

>>150103546
hey that's me

do you prefer the classical gane era (debut-lewis) or the post ganeian revolution neo-gane era (ngannou-present)

just took a shower and washed my legs and feet

>>150103643
>squish squish

>>150103643
Couldn't be me!

My life is basically Deuce Biggalow 2

I will NEVER, ever be a woman!

You will never be a real woman.

>>150103643
Faggot!

>>150103706
You just know we could both heem that poofter cuckbrain foot washing dumb fuck easily right?

imagine if k*vin n*sh cared about mma, he wouldnt get raped

Who the fuck is Kevin Nash did he really get raped also? Sheesh!

>>150102609
What did they mean by this?

chills...

So you can run and tell that home boy

I will not follow them

You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.

monitor

I will rape everyone un hear

>>150103796
I'm climbing into your window and snatching your people's up. I'm trying to rape em, I'm trying to rape everybody out here.

>>150103788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUgbYYwzl2E

>>150103757
Crazy how Gus heems them all at the time this was taken

>>150103809
I can speak pretty good Spanish actually bro I'm basically Bi-lingual when the Spanglish speaking spics slow down and talk correctly to me.

Benjamin James Penn

You're ignorant you fucking junior college dropout. You're still an idiot you junior college dropout, you're still a fucking idiot though.

I don't need to commentate I do that because I want to Jon

Tenjamin James Dillashaw

But you know what hats off to you because you've got a great PR person right? They did a hell of a job with you because you're an absolute piece of shit person but you sure can turn it on can't you?

His name was Bo Nigger

>>150103894
ayo u cant say dat y boi

be joe penn

>>150103899
ayo u can't just be a fag o wait you are

You really think I'd let you take my Doordash order Jon?

>>150103912
nigga u posting on r/heem, faggotry central u aint exactly a model of heterosexuality urself

How much you weigh right now fat fuck?

>>150103953
140 something kg, why asking

>enough. how much do you weigh?

>about 220

Chills...

>>150103922
so you admit to being a fag?

>>150103502
goone ragdolling tom and then retiring with a prewritten ad for his new movie will save mma

I will NEVER admit to the amount of times I posted Chama leading into Poatan vs Magomed. Sorry, sorry I know...I'm just not, ever!! Lmao

>>150104015
I never gave no premssion to quote me bitch

i extend a personal apology to all poatards. fagomed really has tanked the division they should have just robbed him

>>150104025
I caught 5 fish and 2 turtles today there is an easier fight next block over pal

Ciryl Gane: Cinema Genius.

chama more like mr poopy pants

>>150104032
Chael said this immediately and as usual he was 100% correct. Why did they not just simply rob Magomed Ankalaev and keep Poatan as champ? Nerve gas perhaps, hmm?

and the academy award for best actor goes to ciryl bon gamin gane

>>150104033
Oh fuck sorry Sneed I didnt know it was you, I completely retract any agerssion

Little bit of galaxy gas, hmm? Fancy some whippits perchance? Couple bumps of blow methinks, hm? Cheeky molly couple times a day.

Oh no I'm relapsing! I'm relapsing again I'm a relapoooser!!

Ms. Drew seems extra lonely lately

SCHAUB DROPPED TAKE OF THE CENTURY

couple of bums to blow more like

Oh no!
*Ties off arm*
Not again!
*Melts heroine using a lighter and spoon*
This can't be happening to me!
*Draws syringe full of liquid heroin*
Whyyyy am I cursed with this disease?
*Inserts syringe into main blood artery*
*Nods off*
*Gets resurrected with Narcan*

...ohh noooo, I relapsed again :((

Gmhh

I got myself addicted to illegal street drugs that makes me a victim :(

>>150104065
i just don't understand how schaub and chael always know which posts are mine

Hey this is Anon Anonson fighting out of Anonville and Im just excited to finally be here ready to take the next step towards making my dreams a reality here on the contender series and to do that by knocking this guy out in spectacular fashion this Tuesday night inside of the world famous UFC Apex facility. Thank you all very much.

>>150104101
You literally have sex with biological males.

>>150104075
Buongiorno, ragazzo.

I've heard enough, sign him

As opposed to philosophical males? What else is a biological male, gender is fucking biology you fucktard goober.

Robotic males you retard.

Sneed sucks literal, virtual, and spiritual penis

Pensacola LGBT legend TS Ms. Drew has sex with individuals that were born male.

Actual special ed remedial everything just flat out STUPID ass motherfuckers are posting here tonight brotha.

Heem is fucking retarded now!!

Drew is a woman now!!

I will NEVER be a woman, playa!

TS Ms. Drew makes her ebony shemale gangbang debut

atleast youre not saying "assigned male at birth" like a woke cunt anymore, youve progressed

>>150104110
Buenas noche chico

What are they gonna do with the broken and shattered husk of Khamzat after Dricus is done with him? Glue factory methinks, hm?

TS Ms. Drew was assigned male at birth

You have gotta discuss mixed martial arts to post here, playa!

What does a black woman say after flushing a schaub? HE IS STILL MY BOYYYY

Sneed was assigned worked bitched at birth that's why it's so easy to work him into a shoot you just gotta flick the tip of his metaphysical wiener and he goes full Tasmanian Devil

Ms. Drew the Pensacola piggy mixes her gender

>>150104074
Wow hes sober you dick

You aren't from Florida if you never smoked crack

I want to fuck my mom
- ?

Hey now wait just one second here I don't think that this post would appear to pertain to mma. Oh dear oh dear, that post is not about combat sports at all I fear...

Ms. Drew fighting her autogynephilia is a combat sport

Frances "No Longer France" Ngannou

Schopenhauer spoke about this

It wasn't a vaccine

>>150104208
good post

There's like 10 South Korean women left in the world and the jews have 8 of them punching each other in the womb in Vegas

Don't post with ya dirty diaper panties on playa!

>>150104232
There was a typo ill post it again in a minute

Francis "No Longer France" Ngannou

im straight jorkin it

Many meng

Many many many meng

JON I GOT A BIG POOP IN MY DIPEY JON

Jon, where's my rematch buddy

How good was prime Anthony Smith?

Alright well on that note I guess Id better log off now and get ready for bed. Goodnight all of my friends, talk to you tomorrow.

In the club, in the streets, or the cage.

>>150104329
Monitor off!

turn ya playa on, monitor!

Joe Pyfer is getting ABUSED

I farted myself awake again

Toby asked me to heem puss and record it for him for 10 english pounds isn't that like 12 euros damn things are NOT going well on the island it seems

>>150104426
Toby Imada?

>>150104437
Sadly not

I wish cockroaches never reached america

>>150104426
the ship is sinking

>>150104480
yeah but then you wouldnt have had the mayans or incas bro

>>150104484
I would heem you with one single punch

>>150104490
everything about you is single

>>150104490
you wouldn't heem me m8

Nigger

>>150101999 (OP)
Last time I went to UFC Seattle to watch Fluffy fight, this time he's just fighting in the Apex

>>150104481
Puts things in some perspective for me

heem me once shame on you
heem me twice shame on me

i see you are ALL once again seething over ganebeast

>>150104536
Are those cartier lenses

>>150104536
They’re coping with the fact that they know he’s really the one calling the shots.

God damn the backup side minge is the worst investment I've made in my life and I have lost tens of thousands she is co dependent and retarded halp me heem
>>150104536
Only the lobotomites

>>150104567
You deserve it for cheating. Hope she ruins your life

every night i say im gona heem my meng but i doze off before i get the chance to

>>150104536
*goes 0-3 in title fights then retires in his prime*

>>150104591
I'm not cheating I'm ethically non monogamous

>>150104601
Just kill yourself man

>>150104608
Kek revved little bitch

>>150104591
stop giving attention to a larping dead end loser. that faggot is one of the most pathetic "people" alive

>>150104640
Monitor on coke boy

Shavkat Rakhmonov 19-0

Movsar Evloev 19-0

Michael Morales 18-0

Ilia Topuria 17-0

Lerone Murphy 16-0-1

Azamat Murzakanov 15-0

Khamzat Chimaev 14-0

Aliaskhab Khizriev 14-0

Rafael Estavam 14-0

Farid Basharat 13-0

Andre Lima 11-0

Torrez Finney 11-0

Jacobe Smith 11-0

Mario Pinto 10-0

Malcolm Wellmaker 10-0

Lone’er Kavanaugh 9-0

Yoo Joo-sang 9-0

DongHun Choi 9-0

Nurullo Aliev 9-0

Mansur Abdul-Malik 9-0-1

Yadier del Valle 8-0

Navajo Stirling 7-0

Yet to debut:

Kennedy Freeman 8-0

Every undefeated fighter in the UFC currently signed

>>150104640
bodied that freak

>>150104649
You are literally somali talmbout larping go take a swim abdi

Being black doesn't make me somali

Daddy just confirmed he's coming over to heem my boyminge tonight

To me it does

i am a homosexual ethiopian from eritrea and i want to lick adesanya's armpits

it never began

>>150103502
>b-but you can't just learn t-to trip and sweep and incorporate them into y-your game like t-that?? It takes a LIFETIME... e-even my fellow lifelong American wrestlers c-can't learn that... we just continue to shoot double leg after double leg, trying and failing to clasp the hands over and over and over and over.... ITS NOT FAIR

>>150104668
grim

>>150104666
I don't want to ever see you pretending to be Finish or white ever again. I've screenshotted your posts to use in the future if need be.

>>150104648
half of these are brazzas

>>150104693
I'll bet you have

>>150104695
Indeed.

>>150104695
Famous for match fixing.

>>150104648
Daughter of Ian "Fuck your leg lock" Freeman? Nice

Tom Aspinal proud owner of an undisputed retard child title.

>>150104536
>YES MONSIEUR GANE! THE TITLE SHOT IS YOURS!! DONT HURT ME AGAIN PLS

Gane is floating around the top of the heavyweight toilet bowl, but soon Tom is going to finally flush that smelly turd out of title discussions once and for all.

>>150104770
if Gane is a turd in the toilet boil, then you're 50 year old caked shit stuck to the wall of some pitch black long forgotten sewer feeding a family of cockroaches

>>150104668
How the fuck is Tai Tuivasa ranked 10?

>>150104741
Project Sneed (yessir) and Big C we should start a band

>>150104789
You're gonna need to turn your monitor on first before posting replies to me playa!

>>150104850
Tom would never

Aspinall got bitched by Jones and thinks defending the interim means he is less if a bitch than Michael Chandler, furvamoah raising one deformed mischling is as bad as letting your cackling WAG buy black babies and have you raise them and at least Brie Chandler is born and raised in the USA, Aspinall is a traitor and per my glancing analysis probably a helwani guzzler

Thus spaketh Big Finn

Aspinall metaphysically beat Jon Jones to retirement.

>>150104850
kwab

>>150104850
This is pathetic, Gane should stick to turning up to exports events in a boxy tee and gold chain

gane haters are so autistic it's not even fun

In hindsight I was a bit harsh on sidepiece 2 she wants to cook me venison for dindins
>>150104878
Sure b and praying cured the plague

>>150104850
Lmao what the fuck was that, he's so shit!

Bruh cannot be serious right now...

Getting laid out on the feet by Tai Tuivasa is crazy work rn

I've got a plan guys, you've all got to participate though. Are you up for it?

>>150104958
You'll have to pay me more than a tenner for intergender penetration

>>150104953
Oh no, I got punched in the face by a giant, powerful guy who's been perfecting his ability to punch people in the face really hard, and I fell down before beating him up

I suck

>>150104961
Don't be a sneed or Canada, get a hold of yourself

>>150104971
Just to clarify, this didn't happen to me. I'm pretending to be Gane and made that up just try try and prove a point.

I was using a bit of sarcasm too

>>150104971
Did you really give up on powerlifting because you fell for instathots using fake weights? You got me doing zerchers Toby, have some pride in yourself lad

>>150104980
Kek don't be a sausage.

Also you are NOT doing zerchers, I don't believe that for a minute

Wait a second, I spoke about that here too? I'm sure it was only on /fit/. Not that I go there regularly, a rarely do. They are faggots

>>150104989
No I looked up your image and it led to the thread and why wouldn't I do them I don't have a proper rack at home

>>150104989
>150kg
On a leg press or a smith machine for 1RM at absolute best all women do is chat shit about gym b try asking them in pl8s

>>150105003
Haha why would you look for the image? It isn't really significant.

Zerchers aren't for people who are into geral fitness and just want try try something new, they're hard and for BMF's (Unless it's just fucking around with light weight)

>>150105011
Nah fuck that!

>>150105011
Hip thrust. Ive never done it but I'm convinced it's dead easy to move a lot of weight and you're somehow not really lifting it because of the mechanics. It's always hipthrust

>>150105028
Haha suck a silly goose. This is the America I like when he appears. Shame I'll never know who he is, lost in a sea of American Flags

>>150105021
Your filenames are identifiable b, I lift 6 days a week 3 heavy and 3 light I get depressed if I don't exercise
>>150105035
Disgraceful

>>150105046
Such*

>>150105062
Lifting leads to homosexuality

>>150105062
You said you don't lift because you have a messed up back. So how were you squatting heavy if lift at home and don't even have a rack?

>>150105084
Erm no, the opposite. One man can't hold you down

>>150105089
That was me not him. My back is broken.

>>150105091
Bigger muscles means you are a bigger faggot dont act likr you didnt watch fluffy vs yidschel poorera

>>150105125
spinal

>>150105084
Lifting increases test which makes you want to fuck twinks and femboys. But that ain't gay it's just being dominant.

Jones tested positive.

Carli Judice

>>150105195
...for HIV.

itss tawf

>>150105089
What did you think I heem minge in a wheelchair or something

I had a dream that Dan Hooker and Garth fought for an interim title and dookie dan heemed him out cold in 4 seconds with a right hook. Screenshot this, I think I have prophetic powers.

>>150104971
Yeah, but he's fat and slow. A good fighter wouldn't be hit by him.

>>150105393
I wanna tell me, what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw in the ring.

>>150105110
That guy I so shitty, he's just tough. People get bored of beating him up.

Everyone, stop obsessing over muscle. Thats what really gay. Some skinny guys hit hard, some big guys hit hard. That's it

>>150105465
Dolidze needs one

>>150105406
So in every one of his fights the stats should be 0 strikes landed for him and all of them for his opponent haha oh god, listen to yourself

6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) is not a giant

>>150105477
What are you saying now!? Needs what?

>>150105488
Needs to lose one more and get cut

Oh you thought your height mattered? Heh, he thought his height mattered ha not on the mat my guy BJJ is all about skill and technique.

What the hell is even going on out there lately, does anybody know?

>>150105500
Why? How about wishing the man good luck

>>150105553
Good luck in hell adulterous swine, unholy pig of Satan.

heh, he thought skill and technique mattered....

>shanks him

>>150105571
I would simply shoot you.

I would simply shoot myself.

Death Sentence and Winged Sneed

>>150105577
Shoot a ceo effendi

>>150105592
Nah fuck that you're taking everything I worked for Imma kill YOUR motherfucking ass

victory

>>150101999 (OP)
GOD BLESS MARC GODDARD

>>150105593
You shooting people on the web you spiderman

>>150105625
I'm Conor McNigger!

nothing wrong with being a nigger

>>150104850
Faggot just gave up

Driving my truuuuck right after a beeeerr

4 bongs

dont care btw

To live is to long for death

Justin Gaethje

France regrew his virginity

>>150105681
Uh yeah I dunno about all that my life is actually pretty bitchin pal

IMMAVERHAPPEHFANKYEW!!

>>150105635
You would know, bumgayria

can you put a heemvious on the next thread pls I miss them

>>150105836
You know its not good for us to punch down? It's just something we don't do.

I wanna heem, I wanna weem
I even want to fucking zeem

wake up everyone morning and I ask myself
Is life worth living or should I heem myself

if one man can hold you down two can rape you. and this is very useful when it comes to friendly law abiding upper middle class mma fighters

lifting weights

>>150105889
you dumbass it's what i thought was never zeem

>>150105884
BlaGOD setting the record straight

what did khabib mean by leaking the islam fight date?

>>150106097
khabib can't stand letting islam's career not be about himself at any moment

im drinking a bud light hell i might even get on top of my wife tonight

>>150106097
khabib is a bit jealous of the maybe future double champ and I personally think he hates Islam

>>150106092
We dont keep score we settle it

>>150106097
talmbout the nigga that retired from coaching as soon as fazza plan for islam to become champ was complete?
dunno

dricus be bringing niggas to retard world

khamzat by reality check

>>150106128
>>150106128

>>150106035
I did the visual maths and you really cant get raped by only 2 men if they are the same weight as you *sigh* I think you always need atleast 3 men to pin you down and shut off your resistance

Kobe Covington