Thread 150104492

Whu do they suck at soccer?

>>150104492 (OP)
>soccer

USSR was good

>>150104492 (OP)
>lumping the ČSSR and USSR in with the trash

>>150104492 (OP)
Czechoslovakia were WC finalists and won Euro 1976

Soviet Union won the first ever Euro.

So two Bulgars are stopped by the police. Cop say "we are looking for two rapists". Bulgars exchange a glance and say "alright we'll do it"

>>150104492 (OP)
Must be the slav nigger genes. It's hard to rationalize how a 40 mil country can be this garbage at footy
To add insult to injury, footy is very popular here. But neither the NT nor the clubs are good. Downright embarassing how the Croats have a much better national team despite being a much smaller country

hello, fellow northern europeans

>>150104831
I think all east slavs still do that old Soviet thing where basically every youth team has big kids 2-3 years older playing for them who manage peak early, but obviously don't amount to much once they turn 20, but at the same time they stunt growth of smaller more technically gifted kids

>>150104819
Xddddd

They were quite good until this mf decided to ruin football forever

>>150104831
>>>/wykop/

>>150104634
Your grandfather Timur Rapealov would be so proud

>>150104492 (OP)
I find your map very inaccurate. Here's a better one.

>>150104831
>It's hard to rationalize how a 40 mil country can be this garbage at footy
>To add insult to injury, footy is very popular here
Try a population of 160m (130m in Mexico + 30m in USA)

>>150104656

1960 First Euro Top3 were
>Soviet Union
>Yugoslavia
>Czechoslovakia

1964 Euro Top 3 were included
>Soviet Union
>Hungary

Think of the seething in Western Europe at this point

Euro 68
>Yugoslavia Top2

Euro 72
>Soviet Union Top2

Euro 76
>Champs: Czechoslovakia

Euro 80
>Czechoslovakia Top3

Euro 84
>FIRST TIME WEST EUROPE SWEEPS TOP THREE

Euro 88
>Soviet Union Top2

Euro 92
>SECOND TIME WEST EUROPE SWEEPS TOP THREE

Euro 96
>Czech Republic Top3

Euro 00
>THIRD TIME WEST EUROPE SWEEPS TOP THREE

Euro 04
>Greece Champions
>Czech Republic Top3

Euro 08
>Russia/Turkey Top3

2012-today, West Europe has swept the Top3

Hasn't been that long

>>150107007
The start of recent western euro dominance probably correlates with the # of blacks on their teams

USSR was good

There is a Japanese guy who travels through that region asking random girls about their origin and what they wear and other stuff

This a Czech girl in Prague, Czechia

>>150105150
>old Soviet thing
It's an everywhere thing. Admittedly in the west you just get fired if your u8 team loses every game instead of gulagged, but a lot of time is spent on results at that level instead of development for the next level.

>>150109194
Romanian girls are better

>>150105834
My grandfather is actually Polish (former Germany), so, uh.

>>150110340
better at being gold digging whores maybe

>>150104492 (OP)
But they don't

>>150104492 (OP)
They suck at everything except having massive egos and dying for their jewish masters.

>>150107007
>Euro 96
>Czech Republic Top3
Top 2; they lost the final to Germany.

>>150104492 (OP)
Are Latvia and Lithuania not "Eastern Europe"? They're the worst countries of all at football. They're terrible. So is Estonia; they're all dreadful.

>>150109194
source me senpai

>>150107002
Mexico is because they have too much indio genes.
To succeed in soccer you need white or black genes. White genes combine top tier athleticism with high IQ and discipline. Black genes are superlative athleticism, even if low IQ and low discipline. Indio genes are low athleticism with low IQ and low discipline.

>>150104492 (OP)
>Poland, Czechia, Slovakia, Hungary
>Eastern Europe
the Cold War ended over 30 years ago.

>>150105834
dafuck is this guys problem

>>150116641
this is post-soviet russian propaganda.
poland, czechia, hungary, slovakia and slovenia are central europe.

>>150116450
Maradona though

>>150119951
Everything east of the Elbe is eastern, there is no central

>>150119964
On the elbe is where the blood flows from the killings of many Poland wars
In eastern Europe it's very cold so they can't play good soccer cos then u need long sleeves

>>150119964
here is the official nomenclature

>>150120047
Ständige Ausschuss für geographische Namen (StAGN) are some mighty German words that sound very official to me

>>150119852
Central Europe used to really refer to German-dominated Europe. It was a useful delineation as It had a separate history and tradition than the "West". However with the total defeat of Germany, it was integrated into "Western Europe".

>>150126243
Nigga are you doubting the Ständige Ausschuss für geographische Namen (StAGN)?