Thread 150106125

>Lap:
#8050

>Countdown to Dutch GP:
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>Previous thread:
>>150097586

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News:
Alonso concerned over uncertainty in root cause of Aston Martin's sudden resurgence
Ferrari told Hamilton on team radio he had a chance to finish seventh but he ended a miserable race back where he started in 12th.
Piastri doubts he would have passed Norris if race had been longer
Ferrari feared Leclerc wouldn’t finish race
Mekies apologises to Verstappen after he finishes 72 seconds behind in Hungary
McLaren: Oscar Piastri's late lunge in F1 Hungarian GP remained within our principles
Alonso says that if an Anglo rookie driver was performing as well as BORT is, he'd be headline news every weekend
Edd Straw ranks BORT as driver of the weekend in his just-released rankings article
Fabienne Wohlwend holidaying in Deep South, USA right now
Twinks continue to infest the Formula 1 racing grid

lets rent until the next race, it's for the better

I never rent. I buy or I dont.

aurelia dates BBC (big brazilian cock)

>“I’m useless, absolutely useless"
>“I just drove terribly. It is what it is.”
>“I was just shit every time. I just don’t get through every time.”
>“The team, they have no problem – you’ve seen the car is on pole. So, they probably need to change driver.”

>>150106176
I've been bullied my whole life (by myself)

speaking of humiliation rituals

>>150106149
>lets rent until the next race
Sure. Let's. What exactly do you suggest we rent?

>>150106220
I odn't even

>>150106206
>I suffer as a Monaco millionaire racing driver as I bang my hot model gf on my yacht

yjk alexandra has been violently pegging chuck every night since the hungarian gp and will CONTINUE to gape his anus without mercy until he stops getting cucked out of a win from pole

>>150106227
Good. You're not supposed to odden even.
Try evening to odds instead.

>>150106240
>>150106249
>>150106261
what the heck

>reading 2014 f1 reddit thread
>people saying "gay" or "retard"

Based Amilton

>>150106277
AI slop that tricks Hamilton fans because they're the lowest IQ F1 fans

>>150106284
report them!!!!!

>>150106284
it was pretty common to make fun of Make-A-Wish kids back then as well

Lando Norris will be WDC

Lando Norris will die

within 200 years

>>150106284
I don't see the problem.

>>150106342
nah nigga, i prefer the girl, at least she cute

>>150106284
I'm sorry that you got bullied like this.

Its over

you now remember that Chuck "The Cuck" Leclerc released an EP in 2023

>>150106430
Damn, Skyrim looks like that?

just snorted some vodka
i don't recommend it

>>150106445
why

>>150106445
Try dripping it into your ears, Hamlet-style. Report back how it was.

>>150106445
Rectal application is the way

>>150106463
Why not urethral?

>>150106261
fucking kek, I'm glad I can't access it

>>150106125 (OP)
I hate this webm
I never want to see it again but I cannot escape it
I want to chuck stones from the gravel traps to Cordon's head

Here it is as an mp4 if webms offend you so much

>>150106531
only .gif's are legal tender in the Netherlands

>>150106507
I'm disappointed, I thought this thing was going to look like F1 vs GP2

>>150106534
Pronounced the dutch way, of course

>>150106534
Enjoy the... hif?

edd?

gimi

>>150106663
large and in charge

>>150106693
Kelly looks rough after the second kid

>>150106710
>the second kid
He's 27 years old now.

>>150106663
large and transported by barge

>>150106663
large and not paying the service charge

when is f1 on?

wtf max's ex-stepmother and future ex-wife have the same name first name

>>150106206
He's a quali baby simple as. No better than Bottas in that Merc back then

>>150106663
large and gooning to lewd drawings of Marge

>>150106693
>fake tits

post the harley quinn pictures you bastards

>>150106875
no I've got brainwave

who was in the wrong here

>>150106896
Everyone that uses twitch

>zoomer newfags already having fake nostalgia for loois shamilton in the merc rocketships
GRIMI

>>150106875
2muchmakeup4me

>>150106125 (OP)
Looks like they're trying to force diversity into this gay sport to get media coverage, much like the black quarterback meme in American football. We wuz drivers n shiet. Brad Pitt done made da movie y'all

>>150106875
Good taste in ice cream

>>150106875
i'd rape, if a bit drunk and wife not available

>>150106932
Jou ontgaat niets

>>150106932
Is the diversity in the room with you right now? None of those people are diverse, Brad Pitt isn't either

>>150106938
Did you know Edd Straw is Nick Frost's cousin?

this guy is fucking indian
also never liked his lap comparisons because they have very wrong sense of speed

>>150106896
>X Poster
Max is /here/

>>150106871
Just a good bra.

>>150106125 (OP)
Can't humiliate the willing

>>150106972
Nigga she's not even wearing a bra in that pic

>>150106964
The word poster has other meanings outside of 4chan.

I posted a poster of a post on a post. Keep me posted for (You)s

>>150106999
big poster or small poster?

>>150106693
Max's whole family is kinda trashy ngl

>>150107016
Piastri is straight

F1 equivalent of pic rel?

After an illustrious Formula 1 career, Fisichella retired to work on the Five Nights at Freddy's movie as a set designer.

>>150107067
charles and arthur leclerc

>>150107067
I have jerked to the older sister couple of times. Hot as fuck

just want to let you know that it is raining

>>150107118
my empirical observations do not confirm this

DEAD OPEN
BULL INSIDE

>>150107118
Nice, I wish it was raining here. Thanks for telling us

For those of you who care about virtual divegrass, I signed up /racestars/ for an invitational event later this month. Give me some visual or audio ideas for the team. I'm mainly looking for 2009-2013 era stuff, like the Wobblerposting here or his stupid Canberra Milk Kid ad.

>>150107067
The Al-Qubaisi sisters?

>>150107159
right looks gigachaddified

>>150107118
Here too. It's a nice break from the fucking 40c weather. I'm gonna take a trip to an old bridge in the area and do some hiking before it gets hot as fuck again.

>>150107170
gigastacy

>>150107159
hadjar and juki

>>150107170
Too short to be a chad.

>>150107207
too bad. too short. too bort.

>>150107207
Why is she so smug?

>>150107246
And who the fuck is Hugo?

>>150107254
He's the boss.

>>150107254
ugo guvuchoku

>>150107207
They child would have god-tier facial structure

>>150107275
jojo character looking mfer

>>150107207
hugo bognadoff

>>150107117
>>150107067
there's some crazy anons ITT who believe the younger sister, Andrea, is the hotter one

24 days till Netherlands FP1
Which means 24 days for you to use the summer break to escape from your yellow fever

>>150107330
Crazy people

>>150107330
For me, it's Anna.

>>150107372
You've managed to post the most generic insta thot picture of her, congrats

>>150107330
Of course I know him. He's me.

>>150107372
Is there a way to trick a gril into gaining 25lbs without them noticing it?

>>150107330
Because she is. Alex has too many masculine features that make her look like a man, Andrea doesn't she's just a typical thot.

>>150107067
Uh based?

>>150107418
Hey there, Pierce.

>>150107466
I don't think slavery needs any defense in Dubai. It's alive and well over there and in no danger of being abolished.

>>150107372
https://www.erome.com/a/2JquQITS
Rofl

nice pecker

>>150107067
who are these hoes? I have no clue whatsoever

>Lance tells daddy he's done with F1
>Daddy Stroll doesn't interfere as the LibertyF1 is still flying high and there's a possibility of the cashout of all cashouts
>Enter Honda + Saudi money, Lawrence gets his payday and Aston Martin (the car company) bankrupts once again
>The new owners won't risk it with a 45-year-old geriatric who either has bad back or gastrits every other weekend
>Max gets adviced to stay at RB by Jos
>The second best option is Russell who is ready & willing to risk it
>Toto lures Leclerc from Ferrari
>Ferrari is left with Hammo+Bearman, 1993-1995 torture toue with Alesi+Berger was walk in the park compared to what waits them in 2026

nice fanfic

>>150107574
Actualy it's going to be AMX and Chuck in Mercedes for 2027

watching 1990's Cops
>car racing
>cars able to follow closely
>overtaking
>no DRS
>no CGI tyres
>no Crofty shouting in my ear
>no faggot ass celebrity limp wristedly waving the chequered flag
>decent camera work

>>150107466
Does she not play chess anymore?

>>150107607
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xl4AZxk7SBE

>>150107615
Why play chess when you let Sheiks take a dump on your chest? She's living the dream.

>>150107590
Who said he won't be? Unless Antonelli does something magical in 2026 Merc board won't keep him over Max.

>>150107590
subscribe

George is the only driver Max can't break.

>>150107466
the one on the right has had some quite obvious plastic surgery/bolt-ons

>>150107619
For some reason the cop's voice always makes me laugh harder than the crackhead.

>>150107643
because the tranny porn addict is already broken

Qatar 2024

>>150107667
I don't remember.

>>150107574
A 45 year old geriatric with a back injury finished 7 places ahead of Hamilton in a slower car. It's not looking good Poowis bros

>>150107648
I not sure he was a crackhead but he was a midget street performer

>Can't tell these are fake >>150106693
>Somehow thinks Andrea's tiny tits are fake
/f1/ might have the worst fake tit detection ability on all of 4chan.

FACT: backmarkers are the soul of f1

>2027
>Narb and Max title fight
>take eachothervout every other race
>Norizz gets his second title necause they keep giving him wins

>>150107722
wait who wins 2026?

>now they are spamming mid twitch ewhores

trully the slurpest general

>>150107726
In that story Lando must have won 2026, because Piastri is winning 2025.

>>150107726
Narb, Norizz wins 2025

>>150107574
45y old geriatric is unironically the 2nd or at worst 3rd best driver on the current grid.

>>150107740
Who are the rest of the top 5?

>>150107745
Why do British drivers have so much trouble with turning left?
Is it because of American revolution and NASCAR?

>>150107765
They drive on the wrong side of the road so its hard for them to turn left.

>>150107067
>>150107466
>>150107687
When did they become so whorish?
And why did they become like this?

>>150107765
nonce idolatry

>>150107783
Chinese and indians are the top players in female tournaments, these whores barely crack the 2000s so they stay relevant by whoring out

>>150107752
Max
Gorge
Fernando
Chuck
Alex

Why are these lazy bastards taking a summer break now? They already had a month off less than a month ago. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

F1 is shit but I still watch the races

>>150107687
Of course tiny tits can be fake. Some women just do surgery to improve the shape. Others get fake tits because of a genetic disposition for breast cancer.
Not that I think hers are, but in theory they could be.

>>150107687
it's literally just one schizo anon who says all tits are fake for easy (you)'s. he's been doing it forever now.
could post a completely flat chested girl and he'd post 'fake tits' *puking pepe*

>>150107804
Zandvoort is going to be complete shit as well, this break is sandwiched between absolute snoozefests

>>150107837
I'm never wrong when it comes to tits.

>>150107850
You're a professional ornithologist?

>>150107850
(you)

>>150107883
Yeah, been studyin birds all my life innit m8

>>150106663
all day every day until we are dedd

>>150107885
Feel free to prove me wrong any time.

Things /f1/ has expertise in, via collective knowledge:
>plane crashes (WOOP WOOP PULL UP! PULL UP!)
>fake/real breasts
>asians (female)
>fighter jets
>trains
Am I missing anything?

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>150107938
>plane crashes
Yes, because we know about downforce.
>fake/real breasts
See above.
>asians (female)
Mainly just Mana and He. And Koreans, due to their fake tits.
>fighter jets
Yes, because of aerodynamics in general.
>trains
Yes. Trulli taught us all there is to know about trains.

>>150107843
>Zandvoort is going to be complete shit as well
100% at least the track is kind of cool and it isnt a sprint weekend?
Who am I kidding that isnt enough to redeem it

>>150107938
pro and antinoncery

>>150107938
schizophrenia and alcohol abuse

This is it. I can't keep living like this.
I can tolerate no F1 drivers, commies in government, absolute corruption, non existential health care and education
But I can't tolerate lack of yellow women in here

>>150108066
say it with me frens!
FAKE

>>150107731
I looked for a slurpier general to prove you wrong but couldn't find one.

>>150108071
That's not yellow.
THIS is yellow.

>>150107938
Twinks

kill george

Max Furstappen :3

>>150108017
God that sounds like me right now, minus the alcohol abuse but nothing is stopping me from trying.

the only positive thing about F1 these days is retardo not being around anymore

>>150108267
>nothing is stopping me from trying
Not even the voices in your head?

>>150108290
N-…noooo…

>>150108267
I'm eating myself to death but have my alcohol consumption under control. My eddification is beautiful and I am better than you.

(just like Max an F1 driver is better than some other driver whatever fuck you jannie)

kill george

>>150108193
grim but true

>>150108347
As far as drug abuse goes, I find myself smoking an entire pack of cigs a day… Yeah…

F1 related because the removal of the Marlboro sponsorship greatly aggravates me.

>>150108422
Marlboros are not good for you, anon.
They cause many status ailments (unless you wear ribbons, I guess).

>>150108422
I eat a hamburger every time Sky F1 says something biased towards Br***sh drivers

>>150108485
just get odin involved

>>150108513
Summons are annoying. They take too much time.

kill george

>>150108143
There is absolutely nothing fake with my post or with my Mongolian wife Tie Dou

>>150107150
You mean besides radios?

today was so ho that i had to shave
>>150108556
palou wins lol this weekend, i think

>>150108576
Mongolian!? PICKED UP

>>150108576
>the filter failing to keep her face white instead of red/yellow at 18 seconds
ahahaha oh no no no no no no hahahahahaha

>>150108576
Does she have a dick? Otherwise what's she training for

>>150108618
kwab

>>150107938
police chases

>>150108622
Our honeymoon

good evening how are you guys doing? im pretty tired myself

i sometimes completely forget about retardo's existence

narb a shit

is George Russell the human avatar of Tung Tung Tung Sahur?

>>150106663
Nearly 42 minutes of Edd kino.

>>150106342
He is a fantastic driver, he should go to Red Bull next year.

i just realized that most of the kids in f2 and f3 are very weird looking. now that i think about it, a large portion of their generation is weird looking in general. must be the shit they put in the food

>>150108991
they are all personality-deficient gay twinks

>>150107765
Vettel and Senna aren't British though.

>>150108971
How much more runway a typical A320 uses every time Edd is on board. Question.

>>150109024
but why? thats what i wanna know

>>150109039
senna was gooning in the cockpit to the thought of gaping children when he lost focus and crashed at imola

>>150109066
good post

>>150108971
What's the comparison between Edd and Lewis?

>>150106531
ricciardo is such an attention seeking, unfunny faggot, glad he's out of the sport

Ricciardo might have won a few more races if he just tried a little harder at Mclaren.

>>150109086
Being stuck in your old habits/adaptability (or lack of). Edd was talking about line breaks in older word processing software vs in current Google Docs (which annoys him, as he prefers how it used to be). He doesn't know if Lewis will adapt well next year, but the late braking should suit him at least.

>>150108618
But the filter is the thing making her face red. Or did you think the steam decals coming out of her ears were real?

>>150108485
Life just ain’t the same, mate. Cancer sticks and alcohol only ease the pain.
>>150108499
I sure hope those are homemade lul.

>>150109142
Kinda disappointed, I was hoping for something Greggs related

>>150109107
Incorrect.

>>150109162
Kek, he is never goinh to mention Greggs. Also, eternal LIFE TO THE SWISS POSTER!

Reminder that Ricciardo was WDC material.

>>150108267
>but nothing is stopping me from trying.
I am
don't u retard

>>150109198
>>150109213
>>150109216
KWAB

>>150108267
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

>>150107431
What movie is that from?

>>150108599
My man's got steppe fever.

never trust HR lads
NEVER

>>150109277
What happened?

>>150109260
>He doesn't know Malcolm in the middle
Have you ever even committed a school shooting?
Or should I contact ICE?

>>150109284
They gave my job at McDonalds to Hamilton (because he already has the uniform)

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150109264
i NEED to suck those fat mommy milkers dry

>>150109370
You have to wrestle her brother to earn her hand in marriage first.

>>150109405
>wrestle brother
>lose
>become his concubine
C'est la vie

>>150109405
Greekanon will take care of her brother while Swissanon will take care of her milkers

>>150109405
I will suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, and break his back.

lily zneimer or lily he

>>150109480
Zneimer, hands down.

>>150109480
chadders :)

>>150109480
fat brown

>>150109482
What about hands up?

>>150109480
He :)

I'm gonna have one of these bad bois right now. What you drinking tonight? F1 related because F1 pilottwinks also drink (beer/semen) sometimes

>>150109561
Kevin Nash should have put his hands up in 1992

>>150109561
Ariana Bravo.

>>150109578
love this whore

>>150109578
horny

>>150109571
>Ouuel
Dutch is so silly.

>>150109597
maybe an arlslerg is more to your liking

>>150109568
noted by the stewards for improper use of :)

Now that Adrian Newey is out of the picture, how is Verstappen not a Vettel-tier car baby?

>>150109653
how is poowey's current team doing

>>150109673
Better

>>150109480
ill heem my cum into both of them

>>150109635
:O

I'm too sleepy to think of a good post

>>150107938
cooking

>>150109767
I can be yu're gf tonite

>>150109673
>>150109688
>Points since Austria
>Red Bull
32
>Aston Martin
24
Red Bull wins it.

>>150109688
Are you sure? Because last I checked 194 is a bigger number than 52

>>150109895
With the way Red Bull are going with Wache and the way AM are going with their team I would bank on AM at this current moment.

Formula 1?

>>150109999
Nah. Also checked

>>150109999
You know what I don't get?
That there's a Formula e, but no Formula π.

Should I bring back the Ralf Fact! Gimmick that I did for a month in 2023?

>>150110046
>there's a Formula e, but no Formula π.
Why would there be a Formula Torii Gate?

>>150110046
lol
>Formula π
Ingredients
1/2 cup molasses
1/2 cup corn syrup
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
1 cup hot water
1 teaspoon baking soda
Crumb
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup coconut oil
1 9" pie crust pastry

Step 1 Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Mix together the crumb topping ingredients: flour, brown sugar, and coconut oil until pea-sized crumbs form. Set aside.
Step 2 Mix together molasses, corn syrup, brown sugar and eggs until smooth.
Step 3 Dissolve baking soda in hot water. Slowly pour into the molasses mixture and stir until combined. Mix will be runny.
Step 4 Pour half of syrup into an unbaked pie shell, top with half of crumb mixture, then rest of syrup, finishing with crumbs on top. Bake at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, then at 350 for 40-50 minutes until set. Best served warm or cold with milk.

>>150109264
wh-what are you doing steppe sister...

>>150110122
Well, why would there be a Formula e?

>>150110046
Funniest German

>same engine that won 10 of the last 12 wccs (including this year)
>6th in the wcc (last of the merc teams)
yeah, I'm thinking poowey is cooked

>>150110132
>1/2 cup molasses
>1/2 cup corn syrup
>1/2 cup brown sugar
Too American for me. Don't want diabetes.

>>150110046
Better question, why did they skip Formula's A, B, C and D?

>>150110139
Because "e" is a letter and Torii Gate is not. So it makes sense that there is a Formula for a letter. Not as prestigious as a number, but still acceptable.

>>150110160
>Because "e" is a letter
There's no need for letter formulas.
>Torii Gate is not.
It is. It's Greek.

>>150110157
We sort of already have Formula N, if you think about it.

>>150108971
mf looking like one of those swollen Dark Souls characters people design for the lols int his one

>>150110182
>There's no need for letter formulas.
Yes but the existence of them is not an issue, that's all I'm sayin
>It is. It's Greek.
Nah dude, that's clearly a Torii Gate so it's Japanese.

>>150110257
The Greek had gates too.

>>150110263
Yeah but not Torii Gates.

>>150110189
Hamilton?

>>150110291
he's sharp, this one

>>150110189
heres the current leading car in that competition

>>150110270
That's for you to prove.

How do I get into F1 lads, I've watched funny videos on youtube and I'm interested.

>>150110263
Name 3

>>150110326
you start watching 20 years ago and begrudgingly tune in every week to scream at the TV and post here about how terrible everything is in general

>>150109571
fookin love me some duvel, hard to find in the states sometimes tho

I am drinking nothing cause I havent had any boozohol in 2+ years. Had to get that demon behind me

>>150110374
I used to watch with my dad as a kid (and fall asleep) 20 years ago, does that counts.

>>150110324
Boom.

>>150109571
Duvel is pretty good. But these days I'm enjoying Affligem or blond Pelforth

>>150110391
AI doesn't know shit.
Case in point: It literally uses a "π" to spell out a Greek word.

>>150109480
Lily Z is the best current WAG by a mile. Lily He is third, after Mrs Hulkenberg

>>150110462
>AI doesn't know shit.
Well, you can't find anything else on the internet because of how absurdly unrelated Greece and Torii Gates are.
>Case in point: It literally uses a "π" to spell out a Greek word.
Doesn't change the fact that it is not a letter.

gimi

>anti McLaren sentiment on the rise
>many governments start implementing identity verification on the Internet
Realy makes you think

>>150110463
>Mrs Hulkenberg
eagle my beloved

>>150110382
The most important part is that you choose your GOAT, your team (optional), and at least 1 highly regarded driver that you think is overrated as fuck.

>>150110494
>you can't find anything else on the internet
Right. Dead internet theory has come true.
>Doesn't change the fact that it is not a letter.
Wut?

None of the current wags got anything on Becks

>>150110512
>Right. Dead internet theory has come true.
Okay, I will try work on a research about this using irl resources, and post my findings here.
>Wut?
A Torii Gate. It's not a letter.

Dutchland next

Is Hollandaise sauce from Holland or is it like just a French name

>>150110463
Mleux is better than He

>>150106951
>Is the diversity in the room with you right now?
Yeah, there's (You).

>>150107938
French dating techniques

>>150110611
>The sauce was invented during the reign of Louis XIV. Its name was given in homage to the French victory in the Dutch War (1672-1678)[2],[3].

When can we expect tracks like these in F1?

>>150110878
When we finally upgrade to Formula 0

I really can't think of a single good f1 youtube channel.

>>150110968
kyle
b sport

>need go to sleep since i gotta wake up early tomorrow
>not sleepy at all
the classic

F1 should add an ovel to the calander

>>150110968
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=65eac9c74258d#1

>>150110968
Shocking how fast The Race went from being a pretty reliable news channel to just being constant low effort slop to bait sponsors

>>150111025
sirs this is blocked in my country

>>150111038
>ardbeg 10
how is it? its hard to find here so i havent been able to try it

>>150111038
port charlotte > ardberg

>>150106693
uhh?

>>150111012
listen to some soothing sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClHMhsvdn-0

>>150111119
vodka is cheape4 and works better
f1 related because it is an e-fuel

>>150111217
yeah vodka works great

>>150110968
Literally the only reason you don't like pic rel is because he's British

>>150110968
I don't watch any f1 youtubers. I watch f1 for the vroom vroom race cars, and don't particularly care about behind the scenes drama. Which I get via 4chins anyway.

>>150110968
Team red line

Is this what they mean by papaya rules?

>>150111354
I've never even heard of him.

Uoh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8e07KTEeO50

>>150110968
just tune in 2 minutes before the race and tune out when they cross the finishline or optionally after the podium ceremony, like a normal person

f1 media is just a bunch of retards who don't know what they're talking about, making slop for ad money

>>150111523
You should check it out.
Always in-depth reports/analysis on all latest developments/news/rumors/etc

>>150109264
the longer i live the more i think the steppe chads had the right idea
humans arent meant to live in cities

I don't have to sell my soul
He's already in me

>>150111523
he won a bunch of rigged titles in the late 2010s

>>150112177
you see a crosswalk and shit your pants or something?
grow a pair

alba, l'arse-in

I just can't with you right now /f1/, go to your room...

>>150112337
Typical citynigger.

>>150110968
RPM
Josh Revell
Rick's F1 Addiction

>>150108685
why he looks like a goblin whose habitat is a swarm in the lowlands lel

>>150108685
why he looks like a goblin whose habitat is a swarm in the low countries region lel

Is the F1 video game any good?

>>150113230
Ask the finn who gets paid to shill the games here every year.

>>150113269
Is he the one who hooked up with a dude to steal his PS4?

>>150113230
I think it's quite good for what it is, as a single series simcade. The handling is better than the last several games since 2020. Tends to be oversteery, which is fun, but you need to dial in a good setup or it feels like you are driving on air sometimes. The AI racing is pretty good, they will actually go for gaps and defend sensically. The myteam expansion is good, though be sure to start with minimum everything or it is way too easy. My first game I started with minimal car dev and money, but tier one infrastructure and by halfway through the season I was the fastest car. Worth picking up once it goes on sale but really not necessary if you already have something you are enjoying.

>>150110968
>I really can't think of a single good f1 youtube channel.
It's so desperately barren that a guy who makes 4 (four) pretty good videos a year makes nearly $600,000 on patreon

>>150110968
Mobile Chicane seems like a great ASMR guy

>>150111461
Grim, look at those bingo wings

ded to mclel

gimi

>>150113988
>ASMR guy
Faggot

>>150113653
People would have subbed back when he had decent output and just forgot to cancel. Subscription model is evil, it's also how empty gyms stay in business

>>150111461
>average Lando Norris teen girl fan

>>150113988
end your shit

>>150110509
Okay
My GOAT: RÄIKKÖNEN
My team: Ferrari (sufferingmax)
Overrated: Hamilton
Did I do good

>>150113988
>tf
>tp

gimi

>>150110968
i follow 2 spanish guys that are great, i was even considering paying them for the paid content now that im a wage slave

>>150114887
>paying youtubers
don't

Morecambe FC went bankrupt, what is WAGlad thinking right now?

>>150114877
That boy behind him looks weird as fuck

>>150114899
I know i know

>>150114910
>what is WAGlad thinking right now?
whether he needs two or three greggs sausage rolls to bribe his cousin into giving him a blowie

No one wants to hear this but Yugi is probably the worst driver on the grid right now

>>150115085
Wait until he gets the same car Max has

>>150111035
Sadly the fate of all things on the internet

>>150115085
Not as long as there's Hamilton, Russell and Norris.

Whilst I did love the experience of fucking teen pussy I have to say that I do enjoy mature women and their bodies even more. The tasteful voluptious sag beats the tight perkiness ever so slightly, but of course in the end its very much a matter of taste and the particular women in question.

>>150106125 (OP)
>Alonso concerned over uncertainty in root cause of Aston Martin's sudden resurgence
Car doesn't work, we don't know why
Car works, we don't know why

>>150113653
I hate all effwan youtubers, but for some reason I hate this cunt so much more.

Which WDC got this thoroughly outperformed by their teammate as a rookie?

>Qualifying: 13-1
>Sprint qualifying: 2-1
>Races: 14-0
>Sprints: 3-0
>Points: 172-64
>Wins: 1-0
>Podiums: 6-1
>Laps in top-10: 736-434
>Q3 appearances: 12-9
>Q1 knockouts: 0-2

>>150115161
Anon, come on. According to the categories used on porn-sites, the difference between "teen" (18-25) and "mature" (30+) is a mere five yeras.
And the difference between perk and sag generally has more to do with breast size than with age.

>>150111035
If it's free, you're the product

is driving a car a sport?

it doesnt matter whether ps3 or goblando wins the wdc, knowing that there are 4 or 6 guys better or at the very least on the same level as them, makes the whole situation grim

>>150115209
I do not visit porn sites and disregard any information they pretend to have. While you do raise a valid point about breast size I was referring to overall softness of body. It is of course a spectrum and some 18 year old can be softer than some 40 year old.

>>150115227
Nothing new. Where were you when Hamilton won his 6+1 fake WDCs?

>>150115212
In Romani kar means "penis" so you could say riding it is a sport

Formula 1 :)

>>150115257
On break sadly

>>150115249
difference being is that lewlew sometimes managed to deliver actual pretty good results that could be linked to his actual skills, yeah that mecedes was a rocketship but for the most part he was taking full advantage of what he had except for that one season in which rosberg cucked him, I cant say the same for ps3 and goblando

>>150115314
hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro

>>150115324
>f1 2025 game has to resort to a fucking sprint race to have something to do with the "icon" of f1
I think a lot of people, Hamilton included, are catching onto the fact that he's lost what skill he had and that maybe it was actually the cars the whole time.
Everyone save for the fia, that is. They're still pretending he's the second coming of christ.

>>150115339
Eccleston said it today in the press, alarming how quickly he's trashing his own legacy at Ferrari

I can't imagine giving a shit about anything even in my 70s, let alone in my 90s

>>150115365
you're not gonna make it to 70 mate

>>150115369
Oh thank god

>>150115345
>get his ferrari contract paid out in full
lel

>>150115369
I am fucking astonished I made it to 40.

Is edd using chatgpt again? Don't tell me those hards can't do at least 100 laps while holding off a marginally faster car when even Mediums went 40 laps around spa, be it a lower deg track or not.

>>150115485
I don't see any mention of the hard tyres in that image friend, maybe you posted the wrong image?

>>150115499
pisstree and norizz were both on hards but pisstree had 20 lap fresher hards and every outlet is pretending this matters. 50 lap old hard tyre on the mcl39 vs 30 lap old, might as well be a rounding error on such a low deg car.

post F1 /fa/shion
Lewis' mache alles cuck outfits aren't allowed

Didn't Bort and Alonso get about 40 laps out of the mediums they started on? Of course running hards at the end would last better than those

in the new naked gun, the crypto.com arena is the "ponzi-scheme.com arena"

>>150115580
thanks for the update!

>>150115580
ebin xD xD

entering my femboy era

>>150115592
I'll enter your femboy area

>>150115568

This >>150106125 (OP)

>>150115568
nakedbottas.bmp

>>150115509
Pretty sure the delta was like 13 laps
>>150115574
I'd need to find that app site that shows lap times for all drivers to see how much Alonso, Borteleto, Lawson and Stroller were losing at that point in the race.

HAPPENING

>>150115610
>he's ok
NOT HABBENING

>>150115610
>Can't even complete testing without binning the car
Bottas will start in Zandvoort.

>mandatory 2 stop race
>drivers have to change the tyres on their own
Who would win?

>>150115610
That faggot has literally never had a test session with no crashes.

Now without googling name the last time when Bottas crashed.

>>150115610
F

colour printo bros....

>>150115509
I agree that the two stop was a mistake but they were forced into it by Ferrari before they had the problem.
It's not the team's priority to maximise a result over the other car, it's to maximise the results vs the other 18 cars.
I think what caught out Piastri's side of the garage was that Norris was consistently punching in mid 1:20s lap after lap with little deviation.
Piastri at his fastest in the final stint could only manage mid to late 1:19s which was not fast enough for an overtake.
I think Mediums was the best shot for Piastri to win the race but maybe the team trusted previous day data over current track conditions too much.
Alonso proved the mediums were robust enough to last a good distance at a consistent speed.

>>150115670
rip

his time has come

>>150115670
Where has he even crashed?

>>150115698
Pretty much everywhere he's raced at this point

>>150115670
argentina loses again

>>150115712
kek

>>150115698
Looks like turn 10

>>150115750
How?
It's not a demanding corner in the least.

>>150115750
It is tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv4K8xHNnsA

>>150115670
this nigga a shitter

>>150115785
Grosjeans legacy is still alive in F1

>>150115811
>no halo

What an absolutely abhorrent way to start my day.
That son of a bitch is incapable of having a good week.
To think that Hungary had actually left some pretty positive feelings despite not being a good weekend overall.

schumi got gaped (by a rock)

>>150116046
Argentina hasn't had a podium in 44 years

whos the messi of f1???

>>150115688
Nowins driving was so shit the team took a risk on the strategy, because it was the only way to get a result with him. His terrible driving and complete lack of talent won him the race.

>>150116076
schumi. he was addicted to rigging and cheating just as messi is

>>150116060
I love the Comel yellow colour so much.

>>150116046
Doohan outqualified Gasly before getting sacked as well

>>150116103
i love my schumi

>>150115201
>as a rookie
What did he mean by this?

>>150116130
he was a Byrne/Brawn babby

>>150116116
It's not just that.
It's primarily how he kept improving during practice. Easy to miss if you don't like to pay attention to backmarkers, but he kept going back to the garage and making litte tweaks here and there, and every time he went back out he lowered his time. It was really impressive how he kept finding improvements when it felt like he wasn't going to improve any more. This really left the feeling that he's understanding how to squeeze performance out of the car, how to give feedback and communicate effectively with mechanics/engineers. Like things are starting to click, you know? His race pace was also very solid

>>150115610
>>150115670
>doohan died for this

>>150116103
>rigging and cheating
That's not Schumacher and Messi.
That's Hamilton and Maradona.

>>150115610
>and is OK.
So he's better than before?

>>150115345
Bernie is right. He knows the sport. There are lots of people who have good money invested in the legend "Lewis Hamilton". They can't afford having him lose to his younger teammate and generally do not that well as his reputation wanes.
He better quit now before something happens to him during a race or while skiing somewhere.

>>150116219
>There are lots of people who have good money invested in the legend "Lewis Hamilton". They can't afford having him lose to his younger teammate and generally do not that well as his reputation wanes
Don't underestimate media gaslighting
>>150116046
How popular is he in argentina?

>>150116076
Senna

>>150116247
>inb4 Sennafags will say it's Prost because he is a manlet and ((Suzuka 1989))
I am shitposting, whatever

>>150116239
>How popular is he in argentina?
Thankfully, we have other sports to care about, but he's on the spotlight I guess. People pay attention and hope he does well, but nobody really cares if his career dies. Formula 1 hasn't been big here in way too long, so most people don't care that much

>>150107067
TAKE MY SOUL ALEXANDRA

>>150116257
it's because Messi and Prost both have gypsy admixture

bring kyalami back to the calendah!

>>150116098
Not really, he always had pace, Hungary is just not built for overtaking.
He was never going to pass Russell so boxing at the same time was not an option.
And the start he was shafted by Piastri who slowed him down behind Russell, who then did the same to Norris to let Alonso past in turn 2/3
In one of the post race interviews Norris mentions watching a Lap 1 Turn 1 thing on youtube which is funny to me as it was probably the same one that was spammed here for a few days.

>>150115670
>>150115610
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>>150116285
of course a German would say that about an Armenian :)

>>150115610
nothing ever happens

>>150106176
>>150106201

Is that blood?

>>150115610
>>150115670
he just needs more time, bro

biz idea: bring back grid girls

how it feels to post gimi

>>150116311
He got mugged at the start again by inferior cars

>>150116410
On 4chan you are only safe from kink shaming otherwise you are not safe here

as expected, schizo made 3 videos about Max vs Ham, almost 2 hours of him pouring shit from his ass

>>150116440
based schizo

>>150116440
Why did they never show the onboard?

>>150115610
>>150115670
it's all coming together
>>150116351
f1 caters too much to wamyn and 3rd worlders now for that to happen

>>150116463
Now that Trump is a president could he at least leverage the F1 to put there some underage grid girls?

>>150116453
Because the f1 stream chose that moment to switch to verstappens nose camera, and Hamiltons view would have shown him going wide to avoid the Collison and choosing to go off track.

>>150116415
Okay.

>>150115670
KWABapinto

New thread, perhaps?

>>150116529
go on, then

>>150116429
>safe from kink shaming
Bullshit. Gimme your kink and I'll shame you into the ground for it. Particularly if it isn't something freaky or absurd.

>>150116453
no other explanation than racism

>>150116560
>Gimme your kink
edging and facesitting preferably at the same time

>>150116596
>>150116596
>>150116596

newey

biz idea: introduce grid femboys