/slg/ Sandlot General Thread (Formerly /mlb/)
Previous:
>>150103487
News:
>Stankeedoos kek
>Doggie Doos kek
>Mest kek
>Poodres kek
>Vagiants kek
>Tloses kek
>Roylels kek
>Barves kek
>Marlels kek
>Cusb kek
>Rasy kek
>Pebbles kek
>Glorioles kek
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:26:37 PM
No.150106529
Boone is getting swept by superior BBC (Bruce Bochy Coaching) in real time.
>>150106509 (OP)
>Pebbles kek
da fuck did the rockies do to you?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:28:23 PM
No.150106544
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:29:25 PM
No.150106550
>>150106541
also my team is up there in the news btw :[
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:29:44 PM
No.150106556
>early
shan't
So with the Yanks and Dodgers shiftiing the bed, it's going to be a Tigers-Padres-Ws isn't it?
good morning mariners nation!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:31:35 PM
No.150106573
>>150106604
expansion
WHEN
>>150106567
Gonna be Cubtropolitans vs Mariniggers I'm told.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:35:06 PM
No.150106595
>>150106774
>>150106570
GM sea sneks gonna sneak up on ya
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:35:37 PM
No.150106604
>>150106658
>>150106573
Is this approved 4chan spacing?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:36:29 PM
No.150106614
>>150106578
>NL Central Yankees/NL East Yankees
No. Lol.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:38:59 PM
No.150106631
>>150106889
>>150106578
>Marijuaners
Cal fell off
The Ozone mindfucked Geno
JUUUULIOOOOβs k-rate
Polanco DH (I laff every tiem)
Castilloβs washed + old
Nobody is scared of Logan Gilbert in October
The fat Naylor twin got mindbroken by the Kees
Bryan Woo is the only salvageable name in that team.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:42:26 PM
No.150106656
>>150106678
>>150106567
Red Sox-Phillies
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:42:47 PM
No.150106658
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:44:43 PM
No.150106678
>>150106656
That's a winning bid
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:44:58 PM
No.150106680
S T I N K E E S
hahahahahahaha
JUDGE IS OUT
STANKEES KWABOTY
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:55:19 PM
No.150106738
Jake Bird got optioned to Triple-A.
Nobody thought this was a good pickup.
An odd choice by Cashman when we needed a lefty in the pen, not some Rockies bum.
Traded Roc Riggio too. We could have gotten Coulombe for Riggio, no?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:58:23 PM
No.150106761
>>150106685
Thats bullshit but I believe it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:00:13 PM
No.150106773
>judge ded for weeks
>still gets the mvp
is mlb going to seethe when another DH gets the MVP award?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:00:16 PM
No.150106774
>>150106570
>>150106595
good morning mariners nation and seasnekfrens
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:04:38 PM
No.150106792
>>150106850
Just get me to 28.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:06:33 PM
No.150106802
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:09:20 PM
No.150106827
>>150106792
You will settle for an NLDS + Judgeβs 3rd MVP.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:13:35 PM
No.150106867
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:15:01 PM
No.150106880
>>150106850
>NLDS
Boone, please leave.
>plays aaron boone in the upcoming boone ball movie
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:16:16 PM
No.150106889
>>150106947
>>150106631
K rate lowest of his career
Polo fucks ya
Castillo has some WAR stat higher than the other starters
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:16:27 PM
No.150106892
>>150106918
>figured I would finally check out Ace of Diamond cause Iβm not really watching anything atm
>Season 1: 75 episodes
>3 seasons total: 178 episodes
why are they like this
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:18:03 PM
No.150106905
>>150106913
>>150106881
>plays Cashman
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:19:05 PM
No.150106913
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:19:11 PM
No.150106915
And the rain came down
Down, down, downβ¦
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:19:24 PM
No.150106918
>>150106923
>>150106892
162 + postseason
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:20:27 PM
No.150106923
>>150106918
I have no rebuttal
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:23:22 PM
No.150106942
>>150106881
>plays Michael Kay
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:23:41 PM
No.150106947
>>150106889
Wholio demoted from ASG
Polo demoted from 2B kek
WAReddit
>>150106685
Jeff Passan said he's back from IL.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:29:47 PM
No.150106985
>>150106971
They just be lying
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:34:43 PM
No.150107009
>>150107277
>Pete Alonso in the clutch
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:37:54 PM
No.150107021
>>150106578
Seattle isnβt making the playoffs
They do the same thing every year. Good but not good enough.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:41:56 PM
No.150107053
>>150107040
oh hey casey legumina, I didn't know you posted here
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:44:04 PM
No.150107066
Doyers...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:45:10 PM
No.150107073
>>150107098
why didn't the stanks try out Bednar for the save?
>>150107073
He consulted the analytics once again and had no feel for the game. You think Bruce Bochy consulted the analytics when he let Joc Pederson step up to the plate? Why didn't he pinch-hit JP when the analytics suggest he's not the guy for this PA? Because Bruce Bochy has feel. Terry Francona has feel. AJ Hinch has feel.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:52:35 PM
No.150107125
Stankeedoo 'em! is Spammy's best new creation
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:54:02 PM
No.150107135
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:55:38 PM
No.150107143
>>150107098
He's spilling his spaghetti again on Bantering with Boone. No aura.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:57:04 PM
No.150107155
boone fears jomboy
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:59:07 PM
No.150107167
>>150107098
Heβs literally just a puppet. Heβs suppressed any baseball instincts he once had to just do whatever Fishman and co say is best
>>150107098
You don't know what this is like until you have dylan moore pinch hitting because of lefty/righty autism.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:04:43 PM
No.150107214
>>150107292
>>150107184
fuck you asshole
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:05:04 PM
No.150107220
>>150107261
>>150107177
Itβs amusing to see the blue blood fans complain about their team lol. They have no idea what /we/ have been through the last 20+ years
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:07:05 PM
No.150107237
>>150107219
just like we drew it up
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:11:39 PM
No.150107261
>>150107285
>>150107219
>>150107220
Have you seen our lineups?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:13:07 PM
No.150107277
>>150107009
>me own fookin powlah bear, a retard
>>150107261
yeah you got da next jeetah
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:15:02 PM
No.150107292
>>150107214
it's funny lol
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:15:51 PM
No.150107298
>>150107184
90s kids will remember
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:15:59 PM
No.150107300
Jeter mindfucked Griffey and Ripken
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:16:24 PM
No.150107301
>>150107324
>>150107285
The Yankees organization may think this but there is not one person who speaks with the accent you are imitating that actually believes this.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:16:46 PM
No.150107306
>>150107318
>golly this 2025 yankee lineup, I just don't know how we make it work
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:18:02 PM
No.150107316
A proposal, combine the Yankees and Mets to see if we can win a division.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:18:17 PM
No.150107318
>>150107328
>>150107306
I donβt even get it the lineup isnβt the problem they hit just fine they just canβt win games
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:18:58 PM
No.150107324
>>150107285
>>150107301
Volpiss shouldn't even be wearing Gardner's number.
why did recker never clap back?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:19:14 PM
No.150107328
>>150107318
It's literally all errors, the easiest thing to fix.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:19:56 PM
No.150107332
>>150107326
He knew he had already won. He MINFUCKED Manoah and Stroman could do nothing to stop it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:20:04 PM
No.150107335
>>150107326
he mindfucked stroman out of a job though
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:20:43 PM
No.150107337
>>150107326
Recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>150107326
Black relievers are a dangerous clade.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:21:56 PM
No.150107345
im watching my favourite movie before the jays game
sandlot btw
Orientals won that ballgame
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:25:04 PM
No.150107363
>>150107348
They all look like good mascots to me
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:25:23 PM
No.150107368
Matt Blake brosβ¦ I think itβs over. Heβs lost the magic.
>>150107340
Is baseball still popular among American blacks? I donβt mean Dominicans or other Latin American blacks. You donβt see as many in MLB. I canβt remember a single black kid growing up playing little league nor have I seen one play with my sons.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:26:22 PM
No.150107377
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:26:34 PM
No.150107379
Who's the sensitive janny?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:27:57 PM
No.150107384
>>150107436
>>150107369
Itβs not and the narrative is itβs because itβs too expensive to play which is really kinda retarded because there are hundreds of thousands of suburban black children whose families could easily afford to pay for any sport that want to play. In reality I think they just think itβs boring.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:29:44 PM
No.150107394
>>150107369
tbqh when all the nfl guys stopped playing baseball in the off season there was a big fall off in black ball players but seattle has 2 in jp and bliss
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:33:11 PM
No.150107415
>>150107424
haha, wouldn't it be funny if yankee offense got worse with judge back because nobody has to pitch to stanton now?
>>150107415
Judge is throwing again and heβll be in right field in a week or so.
>>150107384
I donβt buy that narrative either. It costs like $50 to sign a kid up for tee ball. If you get your kid the bare minimum baseball pants, cleats and a glove itβs still less than the cost of a couple pairs of Jordanβs .
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:36:01 PM
No.150107441
>>150107467
>>150107424
and then with the game on the line he'll make a throw and there goes his elbow
>>150107436
Baseball practice camp is $500/week
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:37:54 PM
No.150107458
>>150107472
>>150107452
just play catch with you dad?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:38:08 PM
No.150107460
Damage control is off the charts rn
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:38:40 PM
No.150107465
>>150107958
The only way Schwarshit could ever win MVP is if voters feel bad for him, right? Like outside of "le dinger", Ohtani is objectively the better DH
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:38:51 PM
No.150107467
>>150107441
TJ is probably inevitable at this point. Shit sucks man.
>>150107452
Are football or basketball training camps/ travel leagues significantly cheaper?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:39:12 PM
No.150107472
>>150107458
How is playing catch with your dad a solution to
>You donβt see as many in MLB
Is tee ball or catch getting you to the Bigs or something?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:39:22 PM
No.150107474
>>150107424
talented player but i don't think he's talented enough to carry this yankees lineup.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:40:17 PM
No.150107482
>>150107517
>>150107469
Yes, the JV scouting was literally free. Just show up, hoop, and get picked or GTFO.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:43:52 PM
No.150107507
>>150107482
So you can skip all the expensive training and develop all the skills you need playing at the local park until youβre in high school and then scouts will come and develop you from there for free? Yet somehow baseball is too cost prohibitive? Give me a break it isnβt Formula 1 where you have to be a rich boy to ever stand a chance of getting in. Explain all the Dominicans and Venezuelans in the MLB.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:45:20 PM
No.150107520
>shorts
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:46:39 PM
No.150107529
>>150107517
they hit ball with stick and sometimes throw ball to guy with stick
that will be $500 plus tip :)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:46:44 PM
No.150107530
>>150107469
Football is still the one sport that gets primarily scouted through HS. The other sports scout travel leagues (Travel Ball / AAU) first before looking at HS results. It's one of the main reasons Trout was drafted in the 20's.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:59:31 PM
No.150107626
>>150107691
>>150107517
>blacks
>and I don't mean black Latinos
>actually explain Dominicans and Venezuelans
Schizotypal is moving goalpasts again
>>150107452
Dominican kids get to MLB playing with bottle caps and broom handles
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:05:31 PM
No.150107684
Tired of the types who lump in African Americans with black Latinos and Hispanics, blantantly ignoring or choosing to be ignorant of the differences between the two,
>i no black papi i dominican
is more than just a meme.
>>150107626
Hey faggot. I asked why baseball has declined in popularity for black Americans and someone said itβs cost prohibitive. If thatβs the case, how are Dominicans and Venezuelans able to afford the training to develop into major leaguers. The real answer is because they stopped caring about baseball not that itβs unaffordable.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:06:46 PM
No.150107702
>>150107673
dominican kids are in their mid 20s
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:07:33 PM
No.150107713
>>150107673
We really gotta get Manfred to adjust MLBβs HOF voting considerations to a more equity based based format. White nepo babies like Bryce Harper need to have these discrepancies in opportunity and accounted for, especially when his ancestors are directly responsible for the conditions in modern day latin americx.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:07:39 PM
No.150107714
>>150107791
>>150107673
Because white slave owners have long established baseball colonies in the Caribbean. It all started with sugar cane plantation games that used slaves as baseball players. They've long invested in taking acquisition, development, and management in the Dominican Republic. There is a lot of human capital concentrated in developing nations compared to pockets of African American communities across the United States which might produce anyone equivalent.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:09:12 PM
No.150107729
>>150107791
>>150107691
Tldr white supremacy/colonization coinciding with the declining popularity of baseball in southern states = no blacks (from American slave pockets)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:15:52 PM
No.150107791
>>150107842
>>150107714
>>150107729
And that's why Jizz did nothing wrong and Volpe is da next jeetah.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:16:51 PM
No.150107802
>>150107852
>>150107691
baseball in Latin America has been designed as an out, as a solution to the problem of poverty. In America it has not been constructed as an out by white supremacist systems in the same way that football and basketball have. When you go to these Latin American countries they all share something very similar. The colonial mindset is very powerful.
Black Americans are not financially irresponsible or unknowing about baseball. They just havenβt been informed or raised to believe itβs a possibility.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:20:38 PM
No.150107842
>>150107791
people donβt just adapt to systems, they become what those systems expect. if you give people baseball jobs youβll create baseball workers. Our nature is socially constructed by the institutions we live in and work in.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:22:02 PM
No.150107852
>>150107933
>>150107802
This. False ideas shape reality.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:29:07 PM
No.150107933
>>150107852
>no ointment on the nuggies
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:32:21 PM
No.150107958
>>150107465
dingers are life
dingers are all that matter
>When asked to explain why he chose the Mets over the Yankees Juan Soto said:
>I like their feature better. I think itβs a more promising ball club for the future.
Do you guys think he regrets his choice considering his future looks like heβs going to be hitting .248 with 33 home runs while his team loses the division and plays in the wildcard every year? Thatβs exactly what they were doing before he even signed with them. I think this whole trade is gonna go down as one of the worst in history. I mean heβs gonna be DH next year.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:35:34 PM
No.150107993
>>150107980
>juanfatso.jpg
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:36:24 PM
No.150107999
>>150107980
he did it his way
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:39:49 PM
No.150108031
>>150107980
>bringing up the Juan Soto trade out of no where, in august.
Oh my little stankeedoo kek
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:40:14 PM
No.150108033
>>150108045
>>150107980
No he doesnβt regret his choice at all. He has 765 million reasons not to. Also the Yankees suck.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:43:01 PM
No.150108045
>>150108033
Yes, we all know why he went there. The money. itβs just funny that he said the Mets have a more promising future when theyβre in the exact same position they were last year without him.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:45:22 PM
No.150108062
>>150108089
>>150107980
I think itβs more like he saw the writing on the wall in the Bronx and realized they lucked into a pennant because of a weak AL field. Now heβs in Queens for a pennant race with the Phillies while Jizz Jizzum tries to convince a reporter he can run 80 feet to second brass to beat a dropped popup from 2B as the Yankees fall to third place.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:46:18 PM
No.150108068
>overpaying $800 billion for a declining DH and still barely making the wildcard
KEK MEST
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:49:27 PM
No.150108089
>>150108257
>>150108062
The Yankees' current situation:
Made the World Series last year
In a pendant race race against Detroit
The Mets' current situation:
In a pendant race against the Phillies
did the writing on the wall by any chance say 800 million?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:51:02 PM
No.150108104
Stanks are absolutely seething this morning. Yesterday it was my Mariners now theyβre taking it out on lil bro Mets kek.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:51:52 PM
No.150108112
The Mets arenβt good.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:52:33 PM
No.150108120
>pendant race
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:53:22 PM
No.150108133
>>150108150
my jaysies are barely scrapping by at the top of the al east
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:54:04 PM
No.150108146
>>150108160
>yanks have Juan Soto
>theyβre good
>yanks donβt have Juan Soto
>theyβre bad
I guess Iβd be mad too
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:54:22 PM
No.150108150
>>150108133
The Blue Jays are currently stat padding against the Colorado Rockies of all teams, not looking good. Nobody scared of the Blue Jays in October. Iβm sure of it.
>>150108146
>mets don't have juan Soto
>they suck
>mets have juan Soto
>they suck
what a riveting discovery
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:55:43 PM
No.150108164
>>150108176
>>150108160
Mets went to the NLCS last year
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:56:24 PM
No.150108176
>>150108194
>>150108164
did they win?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:57:17 PM
No.150108185
>>150108160
Thatβs fine that you think that, however I didnβt wake up seething about the incompetent Yankees to ease my mind :)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:57:53 PM
No.150108194
>>150108176
>The Dodgers were the only team in baseball that didn't suck last year
>I am very smart and handsome because my mommy said so
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:58:21 PM
No.150108198
Waiter.. yes waiter.. I'd like to order another round of yank meltdown please, medium rare, and send my compliments to the chef.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:59:26 PM
No.150108203
He fleeced.
Overpay.
Declining DH.
32.
Not a factor.
Teams in the same spot as last year.
Glorious, hang the flag!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:00:54 PM
No.150108218
>canβt field
>canβt throw
>canβt not get thrown out on a routine popup
>canβt close out a game
>fanbase begging for the gm and manager to be fired and the team be torn down and rebuilt
Heh, Juan Soto must be so pissed he left the Yankees
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:00:58 PM
No.150108219
>>150108228
Waiter please add a gorillion to the payroll and another first round exit to the tab! Billion-dollar basement dwellers baka.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:02:06 PM
No.150108228
>>150108232
>>150108219
But enough about the Yankees
>>150108228
Yankees have less than $200M on the active payroll.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:04:53 PM
No.150108257
>>150108266
>>150108089
are the stanks still considered in the pennant race?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:05:44 PM
No.150108266
>>150108257
They have the same chance as Houston somehow. (tied for second behind detoillet)
>>150108232
How much do they have on inactive payroll?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:08:15 PM
No.150108287
>>150108232
By like what? 3 Million now that judge is back? and Cole is getting paid $32Ms to not cover first in the World Series and get injured lol. Yankeees trying to pretend theyβre small market after getting swept by the marlels is peak comedy. No more (You)s stankee doodle continue coping.
>>150108280
around 90 mil
>>150108280 is that a good argument from somebody who is a Mets fan? Don't they have a holiday where they celebrate having to give money to somebody that hasnβt played in decades? Mets have the highest active payroll even ahead of the Dodgers. why canβt they string together anything else besides wildcard berths?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:10:37 PM
No.150108309
>>150108318
>>150108288
>18M to Marcus Stroman
>15M to DJ Legaywho
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:11:11 PM
No.150108317
mets-induced tizzy
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:11:18 PM
No.150108318
>>150108309
Stankeedoo 'em!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:11:57 PM
No.150108327
>>150108332
Sweeeeeeet Stankeedoo
DAAAA DAAAA DAAAAAAA
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:12:34 PM
No.150108332
>>150108371
>>150108327
Stankeedoo 'em!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:14:19 PM
No.150108348
>>150108301
>spending the most money on players is le bullshit
Is that a good argument from a Yankees fan? No one here is arguing in good faith the stankeedoo is just throwing a tantrum about the Mets cause his team is shit right now and he wishes they still had Soto.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:14:21 PM
No.150108349
27 bitch
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:14:48 PM
No.150108354
>highest adjusted payroll in the mlb
>erm Marcus Stroman $6 million!
Nice self own mest. Another banger first round exit is on the horizon.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:15:20 PM
No.150108358
stankeedoo βem!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:16:29 PM
No.150108371
>>150108492
>>150108332
do the stankeedoo!
do the stankeedoo!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:16:33 PM
No.150108372
>>150108288
You never know.
>>150108301
I'm cringing at the leody taveras contract. Almost $5 mil, for a guy to play in Tacompton.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:17:44 PM
No.150108382
>>150108394
>1986! Kiss the Buckner rang! You stankee- WAHHHHHH! Big bro Mβs save us
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:18:55 PM
No.150108394
>>150108382
FAGGets kek!!!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:19:10 PM
No.150108397
>>150108434
we still got it we still got it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:19:43 PM
No.150108403
Ewwwwww stinkeeeeeee!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:20:10 PM
No.150108409
>first round exit
isn't that what the philths just did?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:21:56 PM
No.150108426
>>150108438
my favorite dodger joke, as a dodgerfan, is
>they're trying to dodge a WS win!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:22:40 PM
No.150108434
>>150108444
>>150108397
Dodgers lost the trade deadline.
>hi welcome into /mlb/ my name is Jenny I'll be your server today. What can I get you started with?
I'll take a water
>Ok one water.. any appetizers today?
I was looking through the menu and I saw something call the "yank meltdown". What's all in that?
>its a the house special chicken parm with our secret blend of 27 herbs and spices.
27 secret spices you say?
>yes we get most of them imported directly from pre-integration
Wow that sounds delicious, I'll take 2
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:23:04 PM
No.150108438
>>150108426
Mine is
>a dookie butts at bat
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:24:10 PM
No.150108444
>>150108434
WE STILL GOT IT
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:25:46 PM
No.150108465
>>150108470
>>150108435
Wow, this luxurious meal taste like absolutely dog shit and itβs no better than any other restaurant Iβve ever been to
>here is your bill, sir. The total is 765 million.
I think instead of asking for a refund, I will pay the bill like a true cuck.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:26:16 PM
No.150108470
>>150108487
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:17 PM
No.150108487
>>150108470
Hereβs a tip: stankeedoos kek!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:51 PM
No.150108492
>>150108371
*plop plop fart*
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:29:00 PM
No.150108493
>>150108435
>>yes we get most of them imported directly from pre-integration
Lost. 27 thoughever (count 'em).
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:29:46 PM
No.150108506
>>150108533
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:30:24 PM
No.150108515
>>150108486
so all he needs is to be goaded before every at bat
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:31:09 PM
No.150108525
>>150108541
1 ring in this millenium btw (a millenium is 1000 years btw)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:31:15 PM
No.150108528
You know what? I'm thinking its time four a count off.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:31:25 PM
No.150108533
>>150108506
>another perfect game
how do they do it?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:32:16 PM
No.150108541
>>150108525
1986 was only 20 years ago. Wow.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:32:24 PM
No.150108543
Do people still defend Juan Soto when he gets overrated/overpaid chants? I remember earlier in the year people were calling Braves fans bullies and pieces of shit for chanting overrated at him.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:32:51 PM
No.150108547
>time four
stankeedoos eke!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:33:24 PM
No.150108552
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:34:50 PM
No.150108572
Patkees just whooped the ponies (gay).
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:37:45 PM
No.150108609
Rainiers baseball will be LIVE on ROOT at the top of the hour. Ben Williamson has been scratched so hopefully that means dmo dfa.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:40:03 PM
No.150108634
>>150108663
>>150108486
Didn't the Mets trade away PCA and Javy Baez to accommodate his contract. Imagine if they had Baez and PCA instead of this fat ass.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:44:32 PM
No.150108663
>>150108634
No, they traded PCA for Javy Baez
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:51:36 PM
No.150108717
is bellinger still good? he can we weird
>do well first half of season
>utter garbage the second half
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:52:54 PM
No.150108729
>>150108803
Jizz does NOT pass the eye test the only stat that matters.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:53:54 PM
No.150108734
Mets will win a World Series before the Yankees
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:56:42 PM
No.150108753
>will
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:56:53 PM
No.150108754
27 smooch em!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:57:55 PM
No.150108764
>>150108790
One Two
Do the Stankeedoo
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:00:23 PM
No.150108790
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:01:14 PM
No.150108803
>>150108729
he doesn't look like a ball player! maybe street basketball
5,753 days and counting, friends
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:11:03 PM
No.150108907
>>150108878
i laughed harder then i should of
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:14:28 PM
No.150108954
poodres lol
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:15:40 PM
No.150108972
>>150109996
>>150108878
holy fucking cringe, go back
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:17:28 PM
No.150108994
>>150109996
>>150108878
kek, I'll have to share this with the fb group!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:17:55 PM
No.150109002
Stankeedoo 'em!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:19:55 PM
No.150109022
pl0x call up Moises
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:25:29 PM
No.150109090
>>150109125
>>150109058
>no chick fil a
dropped
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:25:42 PM
No.150109094
leody is batting .326 in tacoma
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:26:42 PM
No.150109111
>>150109127
I hope none of my metsiner frens are turned off by my shitposting. I'm having a mental breakdown. Go Yankees!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:28:21 PM
No.150109125
>>150109090
>burger
>chick fil a
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:28:23 PM
No.150109127
>>150109111
it's all part of joy of baseball
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:40:12 PM
No.150109253
Stanky doo doo!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:42:54 PM
No.150109282
poodrepedos seething lol
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:43:51 PM
No.150109290
>>150109058
us after the dodger game
i think this is the year the brewers might actually win it all
their team is pretty good
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:50:21 PM
No.150109340
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:52:23 PM
No.150109356
>>150109326
Nope, they'll job to the cubs down the stretch and be an early out in the wc.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:54:00 PM
No.150109367
>>150109326
Whoever wins the National League automatically will win the world series
>>150109058
This is a Culver's general.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:08:11 PM
No.150109492
BLUE JAYS SUCK (nah they're pretty good now)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:13:43 PM
No.150109558
>>150109379
>>150109475
Popeyes
t. Quit from KFC, now work at Popeyes
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:14:31 PM
No.150109572
>>150109583
>>150109585
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:15:53 PM
No.150109583
>>150109605
>>150109572
samefagging here. i'm the guy at sports games who shouts BOOOOO first when the opposing team is doing something and the whole section joins in. great feeling. remember this, /mlb/
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:16:02 PM
No.150109585
>>150109572
Canes is overpriced. But I think among similarly priced chains it's top 5.
1. Five Guys
2.
3. Caneβs
4.
5.
6. Yankee Stadium Chicken Bucket
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:16:10 PM
No.150109588
>>150109669
D J
KHALED
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:17:08 PM
No.150109599
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:17:57 PM
No.150109605
>>150109636
>>150109675
>>150109583
Volpeβs dad was elbow deep in my anus.
AMA
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:20:35 PM
No.150109636
>>150109605
IS THAT IS UNCLE
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:22:56 PM
No.150109663
>>150109698
>>150109714
NESN has an all female broadcast crew for tonightβs game so Iβll be watching the Royalsβ broadcast. The last thing Iβm going to do during my downtime is listen to women talking.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:23:27 PM
No.150109669
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:24:01 PM
No.150109675
>>150109605
>its real
Volpeepee kek
>jays
>dodgers
>cubs
>red soxs
>athletics
what are the other teams that have female commentators or some woman yapping from the sidelines?
>>150109663
The most sane period sox fan.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:25:42 PM
No.150109705
Sugar free pudding
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:26:05 PM
No.150109714
>>150109663
>Royals
>Rex Hudler
the A's woman is the only thing keeping him from being the worst in the whole league
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:27:02 PM
No.150109723
>>150109821
>>150109697
don't dodgers just get the woman appointed to them for national broadcasts?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:28:59 PM
No.150109742
>>150109780
>>150109697
Thereβs a woman color commentator on the Yankees radio broadcasts.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:31:13 PM
No.150109780
>>150109829
>>150109697
It's the 21st century.
>>150109742
Meredith is an angel.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:35:00 PM
No.150109821
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:35:54 PM
No.150109829
>>150109841
>>150109780
Not her. The old lady on the radio.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:36:01 PM
No.150109830
>>150109865
LA bros?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:37:03 PM
No.150109841
>>150109849
>>150109829
Oh Suzyn Waldman. I thought you meant Meredith because sheβs always arguing with Michael Kay at the booth
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:37:38 PM
No.150109849
>>150109841
Yes her. Sheβs actually not bad.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:38:50 PM
No.150109865
>>150109830
Isnβt Luka supposed to be 6β8β
What happened to Poodrepaco Mococo?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:42:10 PM
No.150109894
>>150109934
>>150109988
>>150109698
It must be exhausting as a pro athlete having whores after your money constantly
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:45:37 PM
No.150109926
>>150109887
Died due to AIDS
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:46:37 PM
No.150109934
>>150109988
>>150110027
>>150109894
It must be exhausting to be a multi-million-dollar male paying for sex.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:52:20 PM
No.150109988
>>150109894
>>150109934
maybe she's just a fan?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:52:28 PM
No.150109989
>>150109887
>Poodrepaco Mococo
How about you speak damn English. And pull up your pants while you're at it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:53:14 PM
No.150109996
>>150110006
>>150108878
>>150108972
>>150108994
Facebook has better baseball discussion
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:53:52 PM
No.150110004
>>150109698
>melody marks
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:54:06 PM
No.150110006
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:56:49 PM
No.150110027
>>150109934
Youβre not paying for sex. Youβre paying for privacy and discretion
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:57:06 PM
No.150110031
>>150106881
>plays Aaron Judge
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:57:35 PM
No.150110036
Marge, Iβm confused
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:57:53 PM
No.150110038
Don't mind meβ¦just missing this nigga rnβ¦
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:59:28 PM
No.150110052
>>150110094
>The Los Angeles Dodgers have claimed first baseman Luken Baker off waivers from the St. Louis Cardinals, per the teamβs transaction log.
Ezoic
>To make room on the 40-man roster, LA designated right-handed pitcher Jack Little for assignment.
Doggie doos making big 2peat moves rn
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:00:26 PM
No.150110063
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:02:09 PM
No.150110074
Missing himβ¦
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:03:44 PM
No.150110083
ROTY Judgeβ¦my beloved...52 HRsβ¦
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:04:08 PM
No.150110087
stankee doodle went to town
with their best guy injured
lost each game they played since then
and overspent on pitchers
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:04:50 PM
No.150110094
>>150110052
>Luken Baker off waivers from the St. Louis Cardinals
NLCS MVP
>>150109698
Goldschmuck is a principled Catholic Jewish man
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:05:17 PM
No.150110101
Stanton on my daddyβ¦outfielderβ¦pre-DH eraβ¦
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:06:29 PM
No.150110112
>>150109887
pretty sure they got killed in the crossfire from the meltie the other day. someone else has been puppeting their corpse
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:06:31 PM
No.150110114
>>150109887
mods hate mococo AND the padres...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:08:09 PM
No.150110123
>>150110184
The timeline needs to be corrected.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:10:46 PM
No.150110149
>>150110201
>>150110410
>It's 112 degrees in Arizona right now
how the fuck is it even legal to play in that hellhole of a state? I'm sorry sneks, but you guys are going to have to move eventually if this is going to be the norm every year. At a certain point it's just not safe.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:13:14 PM
No.150110171
Its not fair.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:14:19 PM
No.150110181
>Nate Pearson called back up
And then one day, for no reason at all, Hitler was voted into powerβ¦
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:14:25 PM
No.150110184
>>150110194
>>150110123
At the end of the day, the Asterisks have no legit rings while the Yankees have 27. The Yankees are the spiritual winners
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:14:42 PM
No.150110187
>>150109379
I like Culver's and Portillo's
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:15:08 PM
No.150110194
>>150110205
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:15:44 PM
No.150110201
>>150110244
>>150110149
Its a dry heat
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:16:13 PM
No.150110205
>>150110194
Indeed. Everyone is getting scared
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:19:54 PM
No.150110244
>>150110201
My ballsack disagrees
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:39:48 PM
No.150110410
>>150110418
>>150110447
>>150110149
Lmao
Why canβt east coasties into roofs
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:41:05 PM
No.150110418
>>150110449
>>150110450
>>150110410
112 is an unlivable shithole. Imagine not being able to go outside for half the year
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:44:21 PM
No.150110447
>>150110410
Because selling you a $12 water to go with your $15 Italian Sausage Mets dog is more profitable.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:44:42 PM
No.150110449
>>150110418
Dude, the place ia full of mexicans, they are used to that
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:44:43 PM
No.150110450
>>150110418
112 in Arizona is the same as 95 in New York. Iβd much rather golf in Phoenix mid summer than Orlando
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:48:56 PM
No.150110483
>>150109475
Caneβs is the official chicken tendie restaurant of this general.
schwarber should be MVP, but manfred would never allow something that soulful
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:58:57 PM
No.150110566
>>150110556
I feel like heβs got a chance if βtani goes down with an injβ Science forbid
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:00:06 AM
No.150110568
>>150110578
ALL RISE THE JUDGE IS BACK
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:00:09 AM
No.150110570
>>150110556
there's like 50 games still to play. it could happen
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:01:43 AM
No.150110578
>>150110568
>AYO dis ratβs got a freakin bushy tail
>GO TELL YA MUDDAH
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:06:23 AM
No.150110605
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:08:38 AM
No.150110617
>>150110651
>>150110556
Schwarber doesn't play defense
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:09:55 AM
No.150110629
>>150110652
>>150110759
ippei rots in jail while shohei walks free
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:11:18 AM
No.150110635
>>150110837
>Mariners had another guy in their system named Julio Rodriguez this whole time that they traded away at the deadline
I can only imagine they must've told the other team "we'll give you J-Rod for these guys!!!" only for them to get some minor league 28 year old catcher instead of the actual guy lol
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:13:31 AM
No.150110651
>>150110682
>>150110617
that narrative is irrelevant since Ohtani won last year.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:13:33 AM
No.150110652
>>150110629
he can't keep getting away with it
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:16:30 AM
No.150110671
>>150110551
now do the dodgers
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:18:09 AM
No.150110682
>>150110651
Ohtani allows us to dream.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:20:48 AM
No.150110708
>>150110740
FUCK you BEEYOTCH
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:23:09 AM
No.150110729
>>150110551
you gotta be FUCKIN me!!!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:24:12 AM
No.150110738
>>150110551
I am being FUCKed!!!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:24:47 AM
No.150110740
>>150110708
Some gay kid called me that in middle school. I overheard him and my friends girlfriend talking about how she wants to break up with my friend, so I told him and he immediately broke up with her. The gay kid then approached me at lunch and hurled that banger at me.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:27:40 AM
No.150110759
>>150110629
maybe he shouldn't have stolen $16 million from his friend.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:35:55 AM
No.150110801
>>150110822
OHTANI WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP A FRIEND PAY HIS DEBTS OK? THIS WAS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESULT
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:38:03 AM
No.150110816
My uncle is the one who arrested Ippei.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:38:29 AM
No.150110822
>>150110853
>>150110801
no he didn't even know ippei was in debt
>>150110551
>OPS
OPS is a meme stat now. OBP is more important. A player can have a .500 OPS and be bad because he only hits homers.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:40:31 AM
No.150110837
>>150110635
Oh yeah, Julio Rodriguez, who used steroids and got suspended. That was a funny headline.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:42:30 AM
No.150110851
>>150110859
>>150110828
Incorrect. OPS has a stronger correlation with runs scored than OBP.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:42:58 AM
No.150110853
>>150110883
>>150110822
he did. he was like I'LL PAY FOR YOU BRO WE JUST NEED TO KEEP A SECRET
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:43:35 AM
No.150110859
>>150110851
Logically, yes, but it's flawed, and correlations aren't strong.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:43:58 AM
No.150110863
>>150110828
"Fuck you, I liked it"
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:46:16 AM
No.150110883
>>150110853
that's what ippei claimed at first. he admitted he was lying.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:46:38 AM
No.150110888
fish....
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:49:00 AM
No.150110906
>phillies scored more than 10 last night
>taijaun
well, this should be a shitshow
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:49:23 AM
No.150110910
Play fucking baseball, you fucking overpaid soft-bellied mother fucking spoiled fucking babies. Hit the ball! Catch the ball! Throw the fucking ball! OOF MADONE
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:53:44 AM
No.150110944
>>150110950
How many home runs will Kyle Schwarber end the season with?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:54:12 AM
No.150110950
>>150110944
59, a new franchise record
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:56:09 AM
No.150110975
>>150110988
How can the Yankees fix their fielding? Among contenders, we lead in errors. Everything else seems fine.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:57:31 AM
No.150110988
>>150111011
>>150110975
have you tried doing fielding drills before games?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:59:45 AM
No.150111011
>>150110988
They've been practicing on the field before the Texas game, and it was one of their better defensive performances. They may be adjusting, so Iβll give them time.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:00:16 AM
No.150111016
>>150111058
>twins are already beating up on their old pitcher they traded
>including the rookie getting his first MLB home run off him
is it actual skill or is Paddack being nice to his old team?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:04:07 AM
No.150111053
yay ShΕta day todayβ¦
β¦I guess
Whatever
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:04:37 AM
No.150111058
>>150111016
The Tigers aren't helping their case.
The Chad Mogger
8/6/2025, 1:05:12 AM
No.150111064
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:08:04 AM
No.150111095
taijaun's pickoff move is deadly
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:08:22 AM
No.150111102
Ernie's efforts have been recognized
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:08:33 AM
No.150111104
LET'S GO METS
the way people react to ohtani's scandal says a lot about today's us-japan relations
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:10:44 AM
No.150111129
My Jintsies on the board
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:11:02 AM
No.150111134
>O'hearn still not regularly starting
was Laureano the main trade and O'hearn was just a bonus the O's felt like giving?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:11:12 AM
No.150111138
>>150111160
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:11:31 AM
No.150111140
>>150111160
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:11:33 AM
No.150111143
>>150111160
>>150111111
Gambrutani shameferu disprayu
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:11:59 AM
No.150111146
>>150111160
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:12:00 AM
No.150111147
>>150111160
What matters more? Great stats or being clutch?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:13:02 AM
No.150111160
>>150111167
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:13:41 AM
No.150111166
>>150111111
>hello, based department?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:13:43 AM
No.150111167
>>150111174
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:13:54 AM
No.150111170
>>150111111
>eleven with the elevens
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:14:04 AM
No.150111174
>>150111342
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:14:04 AM
No.150111175
>>150111111
HORY DIGITUUUS
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:14:07 AM
No.150111176
>>150111193
>150111111
bradysknee
!!LPIPPr3rhoC
8/6/2025, 1:14:16 AM
No.150111178
>>150111193
>>150111207
>>150111519
>>150111111
YAMATE, SENSEI!!! YAAAA~MA~TEEEEEEE!!! IITAII~IIII!!!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:14:23 AM
No.150111179
atropelated 2k25 boi
!P7UwC.VRhI
8/6/2025, 1:14:56 AM
No.150111185
>>150111203
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:14:58 AM
No.150111187
>>150111148
If measurable, clutch performance would be included in statistics.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:15:12 AM
No.150111191
love what marsh has been doing, all smol bawl
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:15:15 AM
No.150111193
>>150111207
>>150111176
cringe
>>150111178
understandable
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:15:59 AM
No.150111203
>>150111193
>>150111178
>ohtranny obsessed loser is bitchknees using a VPN
oof
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:17:12 AM
No.150111220
>>150111248
>>150111207
>>ohtranny obsessed loser
ironic
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:17:43 AM
No.150111224
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:18:18 AM
No.150111233
oh fuck kepler did a thing!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:18:27 AM
No.150111236
>>150111415
If your nameβs Brandon Nimmo, Iβm striking you out off muscle memory. Manβs been stuck in Triple-A since the Obama administration. And donβt even get me started on that goofy, Bible camp walk-up music
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:19:25 AM
No.150111248
>>150111259
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:20:10 AM
No.150111259
>>150111269
>>150111248
>I am your cuck
You sure are bitch boy, now lap up daddyβs cum too.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:20:34 AM
No.150111265
sic em son
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:20:48 AM
No.150111269
>>150111259
I don't think that word means what you think it means
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:21:41 AM
No.150111277
>>150107436
You donβt play in Jordans. Those are for fat millennials to waddle in. You canβt really practice baseball by yourself. Canβt hit dingers for hours on end as easily as you can shoot hoops. You canβt play 1-on-1 basketball. You canβt go to go to a park and play pick up baseball.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:22:44 AM
No.150111286
27 freshly smoked cocks
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:25:37 AM
No.150111316
>>150111415
Its incredible how terrible the Mets are with RISP
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:26:17 AM
No.150111322
yeah Kep βem!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:26:22 AM
No.150111325
schwalk
man, unironically kill yourselves
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:28:05 AM
No.150111339
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:28:35 AM
No.150111342
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:28:51 AM
No.150111347
>>150111332
Try not to rape anyone outside the base army bro.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:28:59 AM
No.150111349
>>150111375
man, it'd be a shame if new york city was nvked
i'd hate that
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:29:18 AM
No.150111353
Mendoza competing with Boone for worst manager award
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:30:33 AM
No.150111367
son 'em, sic
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:30:55 AM
No.150111371
wow these twins outfielders can't catch fly balls for shit!
>>150111349
>uncle goes to New York
>came back saying it smelled like shit and there are rats everywhere
it would be an upgrade
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:31:59 AM
No.150111381
i LOVE taryn
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:32:07 AM
No.150111382
Damn it, I told you guys not to touch Minnesota's Clown Lever! Come to think, why did we ever install that thing?
>no dodgers yet
>thread dead
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:33:55 AM
No.150111400
>>150111391
The Yankee hate watch begins in 30 minutes. Just shitposting until then.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:34:19 AM
No.150111402
>>150111391
Going to to Pacos game tonight :)
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:34:39 AM
No.150111404
>>150111375
Pretty much only Queens smells actually god awful like a biohazard, and itβs because all the Koreans or Chinese or whatever unload their fish markets right on garbage day. The Bronx just smells like sazΓ³n and food which might upturn whites somewhere around 170th.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:35:40 AM
No.150111415
>>150111236
>>150111316
Mets need to DFA Brandon Nimno or option him.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:39:06 AM
No.150111442
Larnuke!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:39:08 AM
No.150111443
>>150111375
i've been to new york once. went to the irish place across from msg. best cottage pie i've ever had in my life.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:40:06 AM
No.150111446
Fuck Yeah
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:42:13 AM
No.150111460
goddamn stott. his offense might be slumping but his defense is elite
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:42:43 AM
No.150111464
>>150111500
JD Martinez seems like the kinda guy who would stroke a homeboy to orgasm
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:43:13 AM
No.150111469
Tyrone Taylor is a free out
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:43:23 AM
No.150111470
>>150111484
DA BIG APPLE
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:43:56 AM
No.150111475
White Tyrone!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:44:31 AM
No.150111484
>>150111490
>>150111470
Queens really be like that.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:45:03 AM
No.150111490
>>150111540
>>150111484
A lot of that stuff is gone.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:45:14 AM
No.150111492
>nobody idling saying [playername][play result] means "dead thread" to reddit
huh
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:45:34 AM
No.150111496
>>150111473
Based trannies
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:45:51 AM
No.150111498
2 Ribby Triple
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:46:01 AM
No.150111500
>>150111464
he was one of the main cheaters in 2018
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:46:01 AM
No.150111501
>>150111511
always a fan of when the player pops out and you can hear a "FUCK" get picked up by a hot mic somewhere
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:46:35 AM
No.150111506
>RISPets
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:47:11 AM
No.150111511
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:47:34 AM
No.150111512
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:48:09 AM
No.150111516
>>150111524
gapenning in DC right now
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:48:33 AM
No.150111519
>>150111178
Fuck off janny
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:49:02 AM
No.150111524
>>150111516
when is there not one at this point lol
Wincinnati
!!SgPSJHBNzs6
8/6/2025, 1:49:57 AM
No.150111532
>>150111673
>>150111695
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:49:59 AM
No.150111533
FAGGets kek!!!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:50:01 AM
No.150111534
na-na na-na just call the numba
>>150111490
I just looked at satellite imagery, a lot of that shit is still there LMAO. This is a google street view image from September.
Wincinnati
!!SgPSJHBNzs6
8/6/2025, 1:51:04 AM
No.150111541
>>150111601
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:51:30 AM
No.150111550
>>150111473
Yao Ming is taller than Shaw
Yao Ming's wife is shorter than Altuve
they have 5 kids
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:52:13 AM
No.150111554
>kepler and stotty are hitting again
oh fug
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:52:43 AM
No.150111558
>>150111575
>>150111540
Yeah, idk why anon is coping. A feral pack of Chinese cannibals almost got me when I was walking from the Skyview Mall to Willets Point.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:54:39 AM
No.150111575
>>150111558
Yeah, and there isnβt even a methadone clinic nearby
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:55:12 AM
No.150111580
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:55:52 AM
No.150111584
What was Tommy Watkins thinking sending the Moose on that play?
it's up!
>roberts still likes mookie in that spot
>freeland starting at 2b
>no big dick willie
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:55:59 AM
No.150111586
>765 million dollar at bat
Mest lel
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:57:29 AM
No.150111599
sorry tiggies....
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:57:39 AM
No.150111600
>>150111615
>>150111585
mookie FAGGetts kek!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:57:40 AM
No.150111601
>>150111541
Judge coming just in time to cling to his lead in both columns
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:58:57 AM
No.150111612
>>150111585
>Sheehan
Who? Are the Dodgers even trying anymore?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:58:58 AM
No.150111613
>>150110828
Someone watched Moneyball but didnβt read the book. Shameful display desu
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:59:55 AM
No.150111615
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:59:58 AM
No.150111617
>>150111620
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:00:37 AM
No.150111620
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:00:46 AM
No.150111621
pfma
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:01:22 AM
No.150111625
>>150111633
Twins beating up the kittens.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:01:32 AM
No.150111627
>>150111585
Itβs a loss
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:01:41 AM
No.150111629
3 run yainerbomb
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:01:44 AM
No.150111630
mest
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:01:50 AM
No.150111631
Will the wicked streak end and this we say never again?
wait, they yankees got swept by these fish? or was Jesus Sanchez that pivotal to this team?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:02:12 AM
No.150111633
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:02:42 AM
No.150111635
>>150111664
I will never have sex will I? Iβm drunk too
>>150111632
No, we faced their absolute best rotation. You guys got a recovering Sandy and whoever the 5th starter is.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:03:37 AM
No.150111643
>>150111632
The Marlins were more pumped up to face the Yankees, thatβs why they beat them but lose to the Astros.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:03:45 AM
No.150111646
>>150111679
>>150111585
I don't know why Dave insists on keeping Mookie at the top of the order. He doesn't seem like the type of guy who would have an ego over being moved down. It's become especially upsetting because people are beginning to attack Mookie like it's his fault he's being put there. Honestly, he's earned all the time in the world to bounce back. He lost 30lbs to a virus at the beginning of the season (who knows how much of that was muscle), fractured his toe, and lost his step-dad. Yea, he's not giving us a great offensive season, but just give the man a chance to bounce back.
>>150111641
What position did you play?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:03:55 AM
No.150111648
>>150111632
Jesus Sanchez wasnβt on the team when the Yankees played them
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:04:20 AM
No.150111653
>>150111632
is this your world series, miguel?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:04:37 AM
No.150111655
>>150111666
>>150111647
The 69 with your mum lel
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:04:45 AM
No.150111659
>Red Sox are doing an all woman broadcast today
it's over
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:04:50 AM
No.150111660
ngl it's kind of weird how doyerpacos reply to themselves
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:05:03 AM
No.150111664
>>150111675
>>150111635
just fire up sniffies
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:05:11 AM
No.150111665
>>150111647
>he wasn't invited to the morning call
KEK
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:05:20 AM
No.150111666
>>150111683
>>150111655
I mean, my mom is 90 and dead, so congrats?
t. oldcum
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:05:36 AM
No.150111667
ITF...forget it
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:06:18 AM
No.150111669
50-pitch fatigue Gay Holmes
Mets lost.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:06:42 AM
No.150111673
>>150111532
Brewers are going to set a franchise record in wins this year. You just gotta KeK and LeL. all you can do..
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:06:48 AM
No.150111675
>>150111681
>>150111664
What does this mean
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:07:29 AM
No.150111678
Here comes the Gay Holmes melt down.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:07:30 AM
No.150111679
>>150111646
not to mention the AIDS :(
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:07:46 AM
No.150111681
>>150111675
either download the app or go to the site
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:07:53 AM
No.150111683
>>150111666
I didnβt say she was into it
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:08:05 AM
No.150111686
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:08:14 AM
No.150111688
I cant believe monkey died of AIDS
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:08:30 AM
No.150111690
>>150111727
>first pitch 7:05pm
>first pitch didn't happen until 7:08pm
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:08:31 AM
No.150111691
Skinny Naylor 3 run bomb incoming
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:09:35 AM
No.150111695
>>150111532
DA JANKEES HAVE ENTERED THE RAPED QUADRANT !!!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:09:46 AM
No.150111696
>>150111641
>Alcantra
>ace of their rotation
>Quantrill
>1 run allowed in the last 3 games
uh huh
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:10:36 AM
No.150111704
Shota's velo looks solid
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:10:42 AM
No.150111707
FAGGets kek!!!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:11:21 AM
No.150111710
Sigh. Royce "Warning Track" Lewis does it again.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:11:43 AM
No.150111711
>>150111735
Eric Chavez is worse than Baboone
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:12:51 AM
No.150111723
>Piss off fans by getting rid of all their players
>give them bats as a special theme game package
do the twins owners have a death wish or something???
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:13:45 AM
No.150111727
>>150111690
I always call the league office and request compensation when that happens.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:14:06 AM
No.150111733
stFd!!!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:14:23 AM
No.150111734
O kek
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:14:28 AM
No.150111735
>>150111753
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:14:45 AM
No.150111738
>>150111745
>they're gonna pitch to judge
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:14:55 AM
No.150111740
ITFCB
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:15:48 AM
No.150111745
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:16:13 AM
No.150111747
hadn't been on twitter for a while and jesus christ it really has gotten that bad
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:16:52 AM
No.150111753
>>150111763
>>150111735
If Chavez was good the Mets wouldn't be a bottom 30 offense.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:16:55 AM
No.150111755
Come on Judge, Cal Raleigh hits Eovaldi all the time, why can't you?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:17:01 AM
No.150111757
attaboy Buschie
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:18:01 AM
No.150111762
>McNeil batting 7
Mendoza might be more retarded than Boone.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:18:05 AM
No.150111763
>>150111753
The Yankees offense is way worse. They got shut out by the fucking Marlins.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:18:23 AM
No.150111767
attaeye Happer
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:18:50 AM
No.150111771
Attabuschie!
Attaway Happ!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:19:11 AM
No.150111774
>never won a gold glove
>.083 career postseason average
was mark trout even good?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:19:39 AM
No.150111778
>rags getting shutout by a rookie
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:20:21 AM
No.150111783
*barfs*
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:20:41 AM
No.150111787
kyle cucker ugh....
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:21:44 AM
No.150111795
Jesus sanchez trying to be annoying like soto
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:21:53 AM
No.150111799
Mets make the AL Comedy Central look good.
Another 1-2-3-inning for a literal who Indianβs pitcher.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:22:36 AM
No.150111805
YOU GOT TO BE BLEEPIN ME
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:24:40 AM
No.150111820
>>150111826
Imagine getting blanked by Wild Bill rookie ace.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:24:43 AM
No.150111822
>>150111846
jints redemption arc starts tonight.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:25:00 AM
No.150111825
let's rape the indians next inning
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:25:05 AM
No.150111826
>>150111820
ok, i'm imagining it. now what?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:25:05 AM
No.150111827
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:25:16 AM
No.150111830
just awful fielding all around in this twins tigers game
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:26:52 AM
No.150111846
>>150111822
poodrepedos shaking in their boots
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:27:13 AM
No.150111849
>not a strikeout pitcher
>strikes out teh side
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:28:27 AM
No.150111858
sit the FVCK down
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:28:31 AM
No.150111860
>nick Lidolo
Ayy this nigga a Pokemon
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:28:33 AM
No.150111861
>Walkner
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:29:09 AM
No.150111865
The Marlins are getting Blubaugh-lled
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:29:27 AM
No.150111868
>>150111873
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:29:54 AM
No.150111873
>>150111914
>>150111868
nope, just you
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:30:08 AM
No.150111876
I legitimately hate pacos
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:30:56 AM
No.150111881
I really wish the Comerica stadium staff would stop whoever is jerking off the field mic with a fistful of sand.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:31:29 AM
No.150111887
sit the fuck downiana
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:31:33 AM
No.150111888
>>150111914
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:32:51 AM
No.150111902
Ump down.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:33:37 AM
No.150111914