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>>150103487News:
>Stankeedoos kek>Doggie Doos kek>Mest kek>Poodres kek>Vagiants kek>Tloses kek>Roylels kek>Barves kek>Marlels kek>Cusb kek>Rasy kek>Pebbles kek>Glorioles kek
Boone is getting swept by superior BBC (Bruce Bochy Coaching) in real time.
>>150106509 (OP)>Pebbles kekda fuck did the rockies do to you?
>>150106541also my team is up there in the news btw :[
So with the Yanks and Dodgers shiftiing the bed, it's going to be a Tigers-Padres-Ws isn't it?
good morning mariners nation!
>>150106567Gonna be Cubtropolitans vs Mariniggers I'm told.
>>150106570GM sea sneks gonna sneak up on ya
>>150106573Is this approved 4chan spacing?
>>150106578>NL Central Yankees/NL East YankeesNo. Lol.
>>150106578>MarijuanersCal fell off
The Ozone mindfucked Geno
JUUUULIOOOOโs k-rate
Polanco DH (I laff every tiem)
Castilloโs washed + old
Nobody is scared of Logan Gilbert in October
The fat Naylor twin got mindbroken by the Kees
Bryan Woo is the only salvageable name in that team.
>>150106567Red Sox-Phillies
>>150106656That's a winning bid
S T I N K E E S
hahahahahahaha
JUDGE IS OUT
STANKEES KWABOTY
Jake Bird got optioned to Triple-A.
Nobody thought this was a good pickup.
An odd choice by Cashman when we needed a lefty in the pen, not some Rockies bum.
Traded Roc Riggio too. We could have gotten Coulombe for Riggio, no?
>>150106685Thats bullshit but I believe it
>judge ded for weeks
>still gets the mvp
is mlb going to seethe when another DH gets the MVP award?
>>150106570>>150106595good morning mariners nation and seasnekfrens
>>150106792You will settle for an NLDS + Judgeโs 3rd MVP.
>>150106850>NLDSBoone, please leave.
>plays aaron boone in the upcoming boone ball movie
>>150106631K rate lowest of his career
Polo fucks ya
Castillo has some WAR stat higher than the other starters
>figured I would finally check out Ace of Diamond cause Iโm not really watching anything atm
>Season 1: 75 episodes
>3 seasons total: 178 episodes
why are they like this
>>150106881>plays Cashman
And the rain came down
Down, down, downโฆ
>>150106892162 + postseason
>>150106918I have no rebuttal
>>150106881>plays Michael Kay
>>150106889Wholio demoted from ASG
Polo demoted from 2B kek
WAReddit
>>150106685Jeff Passan said he's back from IL.
>>150106971They just be lying
>Pete Alonso in the clutch
>>150106578Seattle isnโt making the playoffs
They do the same thing every year. Good but not good enough.
>>150107040oh hey casey legumina, I didn't know you posted here
why didn't the stanks try out Bednar for the save?
>>150107073He consulted the analytics once again and had no feel for the game. You think Bruce Bochy consulted the analytics when he let Joc Pederson step up to the plate? Why didn't he pinch-hit JP when the analytics suggest he's not the guy for this PA? Because Bruce Bochy has feel. Terry Francona has feel. AJ Hinch has feel.
Stankeedoo 'em! is Spammy's best new creation
>>150107098He's spilling his spaghetti again on Bantering with Boone. No aura.
>>150107098Heโs literally just a puppet. Heโs suppressed any baseball instincts he once had to just do whatever Fishman and co say is best
>>150107098You don't know what this is like until you have dylan moore pinch hitting because of lefty/righty autism.
>>150107184fuck you asshole
>>150107177https://www.si.com/mlb/mariners/news/seattle-mariners-fired-hitting-coach-jarret-dehart-takes-big-job-with-american-league-champion-new-york-yankees
Oh no no no
>>150107177Itโs amusing to see the blue blood fans complain about their team lol. They have no idea what /we/ have been through the last 20+ years
>>150107219just like we drew it up
>>150107219>>150107220Have you seen our lineups?
>>150107009>me own fookin powlah bear, a retard
>>150107261yeah you got da next jeetah
>>150107214it's funny lol
>>15010718490s kids will remember
Jeter mindfucked Griffey and Ripken
>>150107285The Yankees organization may think this but there is not one person who speaks with the accent you are imitating that actually believes this.
>golly this 2025 yankee lineup, I just don't know how we make it work
A proposal, combine the Yankees and Mets to see if we can win a division.
>>150107306I donโt even get it the lineup isnโt the problem they hit just fine they just canโt win games
>>150107285>>150107301Volpiss shouldn't even be wearing Gardner's number.
why did recker never clap back?
>>150107318It's literally all errors, the easiest thing to fix.
>>150107326He knew he had already won. He MINFUCKED Manoah and Stroman could do nothing to stop it.
>>150107326he mindfucked stroman out of a job though
>>150107326Recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>150107326Black relievers are a dangerous clade.
im watching my favourite movie before the jays game
sandlot btw
Orientals won that ballgame
>>150107348They all look like good mascots to me
Matt Blake brosโฆ I think itโs over. Heโs lost the magic.
>>150107340Is baseball still popular among American blacks? I donโt mean Dominicans or other Latin American blacks. You donโt see as many in MLB. I canโt remember a single black kid growing up playing little league nor have I seen one play with my sons.
Who's the sensitive janny?
>>150107369Itโs not and the narrative is itโs because itโs too expensive to play which is really kinda retarded because there are hundreds of thousands of suburban black children whose families could easily afford to pay for any sport that want to play. In reality I think they just think itโs boring.
>>150107369tbqh when all the nfl guys stopped playing baseball in the off season there was a big fall off in black ball players but seattle has 2 in jp and bliss
haha, wouldn't it be funny if yankee offense got worse with judge back because nobody has to pitch to stanton now?
>>150107415Judge is throwing again and heโll be in right field in a week or so.
>>150107384I donโt buy that narrative either. It costs like $50 to sign a kid up for tee ball. If you get your kid the bare minimum baseball pants, cleats and a glove itโs still less than the cost of a couple pairs of Jordanโs .
>>150107424and then with the game on the line he'll make a throw and there goes his elbow
>>150107436Baseball practice camp is $500/week
>>150107452just play catch with you dad?
Damage control is off the charts rn
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The only way Schwarshit could ever win MVP is if voters feel bad for him, right? Like outside of "le dinger", Ohtani is objectively the better DH
>>150107441TJ is probably inevitable at this point. Shit sucks man.
>>150107452Are football or basketball training camps/ travel leagues significantly cheaper?
>>150107458How is playing catch with your dad a solution to
>You donโt see as many in MLBIs tee ball or catch getting you to the Bigs or something?
>>150107424talented player but i don't think he's talented enough to carry this yankees lineup.
>>150107469Yes, the JV scouting was literally free. Just show up, hoop, and get picked or GTFO.
>>150107369Deion explains it pretty well
https://youtube.com/shorts/CPHVYt7rZYc?si=50jZTEwVj1Z_pood
>>150107482So you can skip all the expensive training and develop all the skills you need playing at the local park until youโre in high school and then scouts will come and develop you from there for free? Yet somehow baseball is too cost prohibitive? Give me a break it isnโt Formula 1 where you have to be a rich boy to ever stand a chance of getting in. Explain all the Dominicans and Venezuelans in the MLB.
>>150107517they hit ball with stick and sometimes throw ball to guy with stick
that will be $500 plus tip :)
>>150107469Football is still the one sport that gets primarily scouted through HS. The other sports scout travel leagues (Travel Ball / AAU) first before looking at HS results. It's one of the main reasons Trout was drafted in the 20's.
>>150107517>blacks>and I don't mean black Latinos>actually explain Dominicans and Venezuelans Schizotypal is moving goalpasts again
>>150107452Dominican kids get to MLB playing with bottle caps and broom handles
Tired of the types who lump in African Americans with black Latinos and Hispanics, blantantly ignoring or choosing to be ignorant of the differences between the two,
>i no black papi i dominican
is more than just a meme.
>>150107626Hey faggot. I asked why baseball has declined in popularity for black Americans and someone said itโs cost prohibitive. If thatโs the case, how are Dominicans and Venezuelans able to afford the training to develop into major leaguers. The real answer is because they stopped caring about baseball not that itโs unaffordable.
>>150107673dominican kids are in their mid 20s
>>150107673We really gotta get Manfred to adjust MLBโs HOF voting considerations to a more equity based based format. White nepo babies like Bryce Harper need to have these discrepancies in opportunity and accounted for, especially when his ancestors are directly responsible for the conditions in modern day latin americx.
>>150107673Because white slave owners have long established baseball colonies in the Caribbean. It all started with sugar cane plantation games that used slaves as baseball players. They've long invested in taking acquisition, development, and management in the Dominican Republic. There is a lot of human capital concentrated in developing nations compared to pockets of African American communities across the United States which might produce anyone equivalent.
>>150107691Tldr white supremacy/colonization coinciding with the declining popularity of baseball in southern states = no blacks (from American slave pockets)
>>150107714>>150107729And that's why Jizz did nothing wrong and Volpe is da next jeetah.
>>150107691baseball in Latin America has been designed as an out, as a solution to the problem of poverty. In America it has not been constructed as an out by white supremacist systems in the same way that football and basketball have. When you go to these Latin American countries they all share something very similar. The colonial mindset is very powerful.
Black Americans are not financially irresponsible or unknowing about baseball. They just havenโt been informed or raised to believe itโs a possibility.
>>150107791people donโt just adapt to systems, they become what those systems expect. if you give people baseball jobs youโll create baseball workers. Our nature is socially constructed by the institutions we live in and work in.
>>150107802This. False ideas shape reality.
>>150107852>no ointment on the nuggies
>>150107465dingers are life
dingers are all that matter
>When asked to explain why he chose the Mets over the Yankees Juan Soto said:
>I like their feature better. I think itโs a more promising ball club for the future.
Do you guys think he regrets his choice considering his future looks like heโs going to be hitting .248 with 33 home runs while his team loses the division and plays in the wildcard every year? Thatโs exactly what they were doing before he even signed with them. I think this whole trade is gonna go down as one of the worst in history. I mean heโs gonna be DH next year.
>>150107980>juanfatso.jpg
>>150107980he did it his way
>>150107980>bringing up the Juan Soto trade out of no where, in august.Oh my little stankeedoo kek
>>150107980No he doesnโt regret his choice at all. He has 765 million reasons not to. Also the Yankees suck.
>>150108033Yes, we all know why he went there. The money. itโs just funny that he said the Mets have a more promising future when theyโre in the exact same position they were last year without him.
>>150107980I think itโs more like he saw the writing on the wall in the Bronx and realized they lucked into a pennant because of a weak AL field. Now heโs in Queens for a pennant race with the Phillies while Jizz Jizzum tries to convince a reporter he can run 80 feet to second brass to beat a dropped popup from 2B as the Yankees fall to third place.
>overpaying $800 billion for a declining DH and still barely making the wildcard
KEK MEST
>>150108062The Yankees' current situation:
Made the World Series last year
In a pendant race race against Detroit
The Mets' current situation:
In a pendant race against the Phillies
did the writing on the wall by any chance say 800 million?
Stanks are absolutely seething this morning. Yesterday it was my Mariners now theyโre taking it out on lil bro Mets kek.
my jaysies are barely scrapping by at the top of the al east
>yanks have Juan Soto
>theyโre good
>yanks donโt have Juan Soto
>theyโre bad
I guess Iโd be mad too
>>150108133The Blue Jays are currently stat padding against the Colorado Rockies of all teams, not looking good. Nobody scared of the Blue Jays in October. Iโm sure of it.
>>150108146>mets don't have juan Soto>they suck>mets have juan Soto>they suckwhat a riveting discovery
>>150108160Mets went to the NLCS last year
>>150108160Thatโs fine that you think that, however I didnโt wake up seething about the incompetent Yankees to ease my mind :)
>>150108176>The Dodgers were the only team in baseball that didn't suck last year>I am very smart and handsome because my mommy said so
Waiter.. yes waiter.. I'd like to order another round of yank meltdown please, medium rare, and send my compliments to the chef.
He fleeced.
Overpay.
Declining DH.
32.
Not a factor.
Teams in the same spot as last year.
Glorious, hang the flag!
>canโt field
>canโt throw
>canโt not get thrown out on a routine popup
>canโt close out a game
>fanbase begging for the gm and manager to be fired and the team be torn down and rebuilt
Heh, Juan Soto must be so pissed he left the Yankees
Waiter please add a gorillion to the payroll and another first round exit to the tab! Billion-dollar basement dwellers baka.
>>150108219But enough about the Yankees
>>150108228Yankees have less than $200M on the active payroll.
>>150108089are the stanks still considered in the pennant race?
>>150108257They have the same chance as Houston somehow. (tied for second behind detoillet)
>>150108232How much do they have on inactive payroll?
>>150108232By like what? 3 Million now that judge is back? and Cole is getting paid $32Ms to not cover first in the World Series and get injured lol. Yankeees trying to pretend theyโre small market after getting swept by the marlels is peak comedy. No more (You)s stankee doodle continue coping.
>>150108280 is that a good argument from somebody who is a Mets fan? Don't they have a holiday where they celebrate having to give money to somebody that hasnโt played in decades? Mets have the highest active payroll even ahead of the Dodgers. why canโt they string together anything else besides wildcard berths?
>>150108288>18M to Marcus Stroman>15M to DJ Legaywho
>>150108309Stankeedoo 'em!
Sweeeeeeet Stankeedoo
DAAAA DAAAA DAAAAAAA
>>150108327Stankeedoo 'em!
>>150108301>spending the most money on players is le bullshit Is that a good argument from a Yankees fan? No one here is arguing in good faith the stankeedoo is just throwing a tantrum about the Mets cause his team is shit right now and he wishes they still had Soto.
>highest adjusted payroll in the mlb
>erm Marcus Stroman $6 million!
Nice self own mest. Another banger first round exit is on the horizon.
>>150108332do the stankeedoo!
do the stankeedoo!
>>150108288You never know.
>>150108301I'm cringing at the leody taveras contract. Almost $5 mil, for a guy to play in Tacompton.
>1986! Kiss the Buckner rang! You stankee- WAHHHHHH! Big bro Mโs save us
>>150108382FAGGets kek!!!
we still got it we still got it
>first round exit
isn't that what the philths just did?
my favorite dodger joke, as a dodgerfan, is
>they're trying to dodge a WS win!
>>150108397Dodgers lost the trade deadline.
>hi welcome into /mlb/ my name is Jenny I'll be your server today. What can I get you started with?
I'll take a water
>Ok one water.. any appetizers today?
I was looking through the menu and I saw something call the "yank meltdown". What's all in that?
>its a the house special chicken parm with our secret blend of 27 herbs and spices.
27 secret spices you say?
>yes we get most of them imported directly from pre-integration
Wow that sounds delicious, I'll take 2
>>150108426Mine is
>a dookie butts at bat
>>150108434WE STILL GOT IT
>>150108435Wow, this luxurious meal taste like absolutely dog shit and itโs no better than any other restaurant Iโve ever been to
>here is your bill, sir. The total is 765 million.I think instead of asking for a refund, I will pay the bill like a true cuck.
>>150108470Hereโs a tip: stankeedoos kek!
>>150108371*plop plop fart*
>>150108435>>yes we get most of them imported directly from pre-integrationLost. 27 thoughever (count 'em).
>>150108486so all he needs is to be goaded before every at bat
1 ring in this millenium btw (a millenium is 1000 years btw)
You know what? I'm thinking its time four a count off.
>>150108506>another perfect game how do they do it?
>>1501085251986 was only 20 years ago. Wow.
Do people still defend Juan Soto when he gets overrated/overpaid chants? I remember earlier in the year people were calling Braves fans bullies and pieces of shit for chanting overrated at him.
>time four
stankeedoos eke!
Patkees just whooped the ponies (gay).
Rainiers baseball will be LIVE on ROOT at the top of the hour. Ben Williamson has been scratched so hopefully that means dmo dfa.
>>150108486Didn't the Mets trade away PCA and Javy Baez to accommodate his contract. Imagine if they had Baez and PCA instead of this fat ass.
>>150108634No, they traded PCA for Javy Baez
is bellinger still good? he can we weird
>do well first half of season
>utter garbage the second half
Jizz does NOT pass the eye test the only stat that matters.
Mets will win a World Series before the Yankees
One Two
Do the Stankeedoo
>>150108729he doesn't look like a ball player! maybe street basketball
5,753 days and counting, friends
>>150108878i laughed harder then i should of
>>150108878holy fucking cringe, go back
>>150108878kek, I'll have to share this with the fb group!
>>150109058>no chick fil a dropped
leody is batting .326 in tacoma
I hope none of my metsiner frens are turned off by my shitposting. I'm having a mental breakdown. Go Yankees!
>>150109090>burger>chick fil a
>>150109111it's all part of joy of baseball
>>150109058us after the dodger game
i think this is the year the brewers might actually win it all
their team is pretty good
>>150109326Nope, they'll job to the cubs down the stretch and be an early out in the wc.
>>150109326Whoever wins the National League automatically will win the world series
>>150109058This is a Culver's general.
BLUE JAYS SUCK (nah they're pretty good now)
>>150109379>>150109475Popeyes
t. Quit from KFC, now work at Popeyes
>>150109572samefagging here. i'm the guy at sports games who shouts BOOOOO first when the opposing team is doing something and the whole section joins in. great feeling. remember this, /mlb/
>>150109572Canes is overpriced. But I think among similarly priced chains it's top 5.
1. Five Guys
2.
3. Caneโs
4.
5.
6. Yankee Stadium Chicken Bucket
>>150109583Volpeโs dad was elbow deep in my anus.
AMA
>>150109605IS THAT IS UNCLE
NESN has an all female broadcast crew for tonightโs game so Iโll be watching the Royalsโ broadcast. The last thing Iโm going to do during my downtime is listen to women talking.
>>150109588DEEEEE
JAYYYY
KHALED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLS-dhrXIyc
>>150109605>its real Volpeepee kek
>jays
>dodgers
>cubs
>red soxs
>athletics
what are the other teams that have female commentators or some woman yapping from the sidelines?
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>>150109663The most sane period sox fan.
oof
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>>150109663>Royals>Rex Hudlerthe A's woman is the only thing keeping him from being the worst in the whole league
>>150109697don't dodgers just get the woman appointed to them for national broadcasts?
>>150109697Thereโs a woman color commentator on the Yankees radio broadcasts.
>>150109697It's the 21st century.
>>150109742Meredith is an angel.
>>150109780Not her. The old lady on the radio.
>>150109829Oh Suzyn Waldman. I thought you meant Meredith because sheโs always arguing with Michael Kay at the booth
>>150109841Yes her. Sheโs actually not bad.
>>150109830Isnโt Luka supposed to be 6โ8โ
What happened to Poodrepaco Mococo?
>>150109698It must be exhausting as a pro athlete having whores after your money constantly
>>150109887Died due to AIDS
>>150109894It must be exhausting to be a multi-million-dollar male paying for sex.
>>150109894>>150109934maybe she's just a fan?
>>150109887>Poodrepaco MococoHow about you speak damn English. And pull up your pants while you're at it.
>>150108878>>150108972>>150108994Facebook has better baseball discussion
>>150109934Youโre not paying for sex. Youโre paying for privacy and discretion
>>150106881>plays Aaron Judge
Don't mind meโฆjust missing this nigga rnโฆ
>The Los Angeles Dodgers have claimed first baseman Luken Baker off waivers from the St. Louis Cardinals, per the teamโs transaction log.
Ezoic
>To make room on the 40-man roster, LA designated right-handed pitcher Jack Little for assignment.
Doggie doos making big 2peat moves rn
ROTY Judgeโฆmy beloved...52 HRsโฆ
stankee doodle went to town
with their best guy injured
lost each game they played since then
and overspent on pitchers
>>150110052>Luken Baker off waivers from the St. Louis CardinalsNLCS MVP
>>150109698Goldschmuck is a principled Catholic Jewish man
Stanton on my daddyโฆoutfielderโฆpre-DH eraโฆ
>>150109887pretty sure they got killed in the crossfire from the meltie the other day. someone else has been puppeting their corpse
>>150109887mods hate mococo AND the padres...
The timeline needs to be corrected.
>It's 112 degrees in Arizona right now
how the fuck is it even legal to play in that hellhole of a state? I'm sorry sneks, but you guys are going to have to move eventually if this is going to be the norm every year. At a certain point it's just not safe.
>Nate Pearson called back up
And then one day, for no reason at all, Hitler was voted into powerโฆ
>>150110123At the end of the day, the Asterisks have no legit rings while the Yankees have 27. The Yankees are the spiritual winners
>>150109379I like Culver's and Portillo's
>>150110149Its a dry heat
>>150110194Indeed. Everyone is getting scared
>>150110201My ballsack disagrees
>>150110149Lmao
Why canโt east coasties into roofs
>>150110410112 is an unlivable shithole. Imagine not being able to go outside for half the year
>>150110410Because selling you a $12 water to go with your $15 Italian Sausage Mets dog is more profitable.
>>150110418Dude, the place ia full of mexicans, they are used to that
>>150110418112 in Arizona is the same as 95 in New York. Iโd much rather golf in Phoenix mid summer than Orlando
>>150109475Caneโs is the official chicken tendie restaurant of this general.
schwarber should be MVP, but manfred would never allow something that soulful
>>150110556I feel like heโs got a chance if โtani goes down with an injโ Science forbid
ALL RISE THE JUDGE IS BACK
>>150110556there's like 50 games still to play. it could happen
>>150110568>AYO dis ratโs got a freakin bushy tail >GO TELL YA MUDDAH
>>150110556Schwarber doesn't play defense
ippei rots in jail while shohei walks free
>Mariners had another guy in their system named Julio Rodriguez this whole time that they traded away at the deadline
I can only imagine they must've told the other team "we'll give you J-Rod for these guys!!!" only for them to get some minor league 28 year old catcher instead of the actual guy lol
>>150110617that narrative is irrelevant since Ohtani won last year.
>>150110629he can't keep getting away with it
>>150110551now do the dodgers
>>150110651Ohtani allows us to dream.
>>150110551you gotta be FUCKIN me!!!
>>150110551I am being FUCKed!!!
>>150110708Some gay kid called me that in middle school. I overheard him and my friends girlfriend talking about how she wants to break up with my friend, so I told him and he immediately broke up with her. The gay kid then approached me at lunch and hurled that banger at me.
>>150110629maybe he shouldn't have stolen $16 million from his friend.
OHTANI WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP A FRIEND PAY HIS DEBTS OK? THIS WAS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESULT
My uncle is the one who arrested Ippei.
>>150110801no he didn't even know ippei was in debt
Volpe
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>>150110551>OPSOPS is a meme stat now. OBP is more important. A player can have a .500 OPS and be bad because he only hits homers.
>>150110635Oh yeah, Julio Rodriguez, who used steroids and got suspended. That was a funny headline.
>>150110828Incorrect. OPS has a stronger correlation with runs scored than OBP.
>>150110822he did. he was like I'LL PAY FOR YOU BRO WE JUST NEED TO KEEP A SECRET
>>150110851Logically, yes, but it's flawed, and correlations aren't strong.
>>150110828"Fuck you, I liked it"
>>150110853that's what ippei claimed at first. he admitted he was lying.
>phillies scored more than 10 last night
>taijaun
well, this should be a shitshow
Play fucking baseball, you fucking overpaid soft-bellied mother fucking spoiled fucking babies. Hit the ball! Catch the ball! Throw the fucking ball! OOF MADONE
How many home runs will Kyle Schwarber end the season with?
>>15011094459, a new franchise record
How can the Yankees fix their fielding? Among contenders, we lead in errors. Everything else seems fine.
>>150110975have you tried doing fielding drills before games?
>>150110988They've been practicing on the field before the Texas game, and it was one of their better defensive performances. They may be adjusting, so Iโll give them time.
>twins are already beating up on their old pitcher they traded
>including the rookie getting his first MLB home run off him
is it actual skill or is Paddack being nice to his old team?
yay Shลta day todayโฆ
โฆI guess
Whatever
>>150111016The Tigers aren't helping their case.
taijaun's pickoff move is deadly
Ernie's efforts have been recognized
the way people react to ohtani's scandal says a lot about today's us-japan relations
>O'hearn still not regularly starting
was Laureano the main trade and O'hearn was just a bonus the O's felt like giving?
>>150111111Gambrutani shameferu disprayu
What matters more? Great stats or being clutch?
>>150111111>hello, based department?
>>150111111>eleven with the elevens
>>150111111HORY DIGITUUUS
>>150111111YAMATE, SENSEI!!! YAAAA~MA~TEEEEEEE!!! IITAII~IIII!!!
>>150111148If measurable, clutch performance would be included in statistics.
love what marsh has been doing, all smol bawl
>>150111193>>150111178>ohtranny obsessed loser is bitchknees using a VPNoof
>>150111207>>ohtranny obsessed loserironic
oh fuck kepler did a thing!
If your nameโs Brandon Nimmo, Iโm striking you out off muscle memory. Manโs been stuck in Triple-A since the Obama administration. And donโt even get me started on that goofy, Bible camp walk-up music
>>150111248>I am your cuckYou sure are bitch boy, now lap up daddyโs cum too.
>>150111259I don't think that word means what you think it means
>>150107436You donโt play in Jordans. Those are for fat millennials to waddle in. You canโt really practice baseball by yourself. Canโt hit dingers for hours on end as easily as you can shoot hoops. You canโt play 1-on-1 basketball. You canโt go to go to a park and play pick up baseball.
Its incredible how terrible the Mets are with RISP
man, unironically kill yourselves
>>150111332Try not to rape anyone outside the base army bro.
man, it'd be a shame if new york city was nvked
i'd hate that
Mendoza competing with Boone for worst manager award
wow these twins outfielders can't catch fly balls for shit!
>>150111349>uncle goes to New York >came back saying it smelled like shit and there are rats everywhereit would be an upgrade
Damn it, I told you guys not to touch Minnesota's Clown Lever! Come to think, why did we ever install that thing?
>no dodgers yet
>thread dead
>>150111391The Yankee hate watch begins in 30 minutes. Just shitposting until then.
>>150111391Going to to Pacos game tonight :)
>>150111375Pretty much only Queens smells actually god awful like a biohazard, and itโs because all the Koreans or Chinese or whatever unload their fish markets right on garbage day. The Bronx just smells like sazรณn and food which might upturn whites somewhere around 170th.
>>150111236>>150111316Mets need to DFA Brandon Nimno or option him.
>>150111375i've been to new york once. went to the irish place across from msg. best cottage pie i've ever had in my life.
goddamn stott. his offense might be slumping but his defense is elite
JD Martinez seems like the kinda guy who would stroke a homeboy to orgasm
Tyrone Taylor is a free out
>>150111470Queens really be like that.
>>150111484A lot of that stuff is gone.
>nobody idling saying [playername][play result] means "dead thread" to reddit
huh
>>150111473Based trannies
>>150111464he was one of the main cheaters in 2018
always a fan of when the player pops out and you can hear a "FUCK" get picked up by a hot mic somewhere
gapenning in DC right now
>>150111178Fuck off janny
>>150111516when is there not one at this point lol
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na-na na-na just call the numba
>>150111490I just looked at satellite imagery, a lot of that shit is still there LMAO. This is a google street view image from September.
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>>150111473Yao Ming is taller than Shaw
Yao Ming's wife is shorter than Altuve
they have 5 kids
>kepler and stotty are hitting again
oh fug
>>150111540Yeah, idk why anon is coping. A feral pack of Chinese cannibals almost got me when I was walking from the Skyview Mall to Willets Point.
>>150111558Yeah, and there isnโt even a methadone clinic nearby
What was Tommy Watkins thinking sending the Moose on that play?
it's up!
>roberts still likes mookie in that spot
>freeland starting at 2b
>no big dick willie
>765 million dollar at bat
Mest lel
>>150111585mookie FAGGetts kek!
>>150111541Judge coming just in time to cling to his lead in both columns
>>150111585>SheehanWho? Are the Dodgers even trying anymore?
>>150110828Someone watched Moneyball but didnโt read the book. Shameful display desu
Twins beating up the kittens.
Will the wicked streak end and this we say never again?
wait, they yankees got swept by these fish? or was Jesus Sanchez that pivotal to this team?
I will never have sex will I? Iโm drunk too
>>150111632No, we faced their absolute best rotation. You guys got a recovering Sandy and whoever the 5th starter is.
>>150111632The Marlins were more pumped up to face the Yankees, thatโs why they beat them but lose to the Astros.
>>150111585I don't know why Dave insists on keeping Mookie at the top of the order. He doesn't seem like the type of guy who would have an ego over being moved down. It's become especially upsetting because people are beginning to attack Mookie like it's his fault he's being put there. Honestly, he's earned all the time in the world to bounce back. He lost 30lbs to a virus at the beginning of the season (who knows how much of that was muscle), fractured his toe, and lost his step-dad. Yea, he's not giving us a great offensive season, but just give the man a chance to bounce back.
>>150111641What position did you play?
>>150111632Jesus Sanchez wasnโt on the team when the Yankees played them
>>150111632is this your world series, miguel?
>>150111647The 69 with your mum lel
>Red Sox are doing an all woman broadcast today
it's over
ngl it's kind of weird how doyerpacos reply to themselves
>>150111635just fire up sniffies
>>150111647>he wasn't invited to the morning callKEK
>>150111655I mean, my mom is 90 and dead, so congrats?
t. oldcum
50-pitch fatigue Gay Holmes
Mets lost.
>>150111532Brewers are going to set a franchise record in wins this year. You just gotta KeK and LeL. all you can do..
>>150111664What does this mean
Here comes the Gay Holmes melt down.
>>150111646not to mention the AIDS :(
>>150111675either download the app or go to the site
>>150111666I didnโt say she was into it
I cant believe monkey died of AIDS
>first pitch 7:05pm
>first pitch didn't happen until 7:08pm
Skinny Naylor 3 run bomb incoming
>>150111532DA JANKEES HAVE ENTERED THE RAPED QUADRANT !!!
>>150111641>Alcantra>ace of their rotation>Quantrill>1 run allowed in the last 3 gamesuh huh
Sigh. Royce "Warning Track" Lewis does it again.
Eric Chavez is worse than Baboone
>Piss off fans by getting rid of all their players
>give them bats as a special theme game package
do the twins owners have a death wish or something???
>>150111690I always call the league office and request compensation when that happens.
>they're gonna pitch to judge
hadn't been on twitter for a while and jesus christ it really has gotten that bad
>>150111735If Chavez was good the Mets wouldn't be a bottom 30 offense.
Come on Judge, Cal Raleigh hits Eovaldi all the time, why can't you?
>McNeil batting 7
Mendoza might be more retarded than Boone.
>>150111753The Yankees offense is way worse. They got shut out by the fucking Marlins.
Attabuschie!
Attaway Happ!
>never won a gold glove
>.083 career postseason average
was mark trout even good?
>rags getting shutout by a rookie
Jesus sanchez trying to be annoying like soto
Mets make the AL Comedy Central look good.
Another 1-2-3-inning for a literal who Indianโs pitcher.
Imagine getting blanked by Wild Bill rookie ace.
jints redemption arc starts tonight.
let's rape the indians next inning
>>150111820ok, i'm imagining it. now what?
just awful fielding all around in this twins tigers game
>>150111822poodrepedos shaking in their boots
>not a strikeout pitcher
>strikes out teh side
>nick Lidolo
Ayy this nigga a Pokemon
The Marlins are getting Blubaugh-lled
>>150111868nope, just you
I legitimately hate pacos
I really wish the Comerica stadium staff would stop whoever is jerking off the field mic with a fistful of sand.
