LIVERPOOL KEEP BUYING SHOT PLAYERS

whats a shot player

Kek Liverpool fans are ugly cunts

>>150107857 (OP)
What do I need to do Isak happen

>shot players
I see why ABL's have not had any education

>SHOT

>ekitike over isak

>>150107871
Their legs are gone. E.g. Wirtz has already had a blown ACL.

>>150107871
think OP meant to write short players

>>150107881
>>150107886
Liversissies dont know that shot means injured

If you don't bully statfags you end up with a fanbase like the NBA fanbase. Statnerds just spewing numbers with no actual investment in the game itself.

>>150107888
Hes proper fucking shite lmaooooo

>>150107903
Shows the level of ESL in this general

lads its 6pm on a tuesday anyone for shots?

>>150107903
>dave trying to save face after he made a typo
cringe lol

lads, lads. hear me out....

.....ekitike

i thought today was going to be a big day regarding isak news

>>150107936

just got back from doctors had to have a shot

>>150107936
LOL

Please join me in lighting a candle for Jota la

quick turn on the news someone was just shot

>>150107959
omg i saw this guy on a shirt doja cat was wearing haha

>>150107923
Liversissies are 100% Indian stock

>>150107871
weeb talk for young boys

>>150107946
WTF?! Shooting people is illegal!

>>150107926
yeah gwan lad a quick shot

What will happrn when ekitike ends up in the top 5 goal scorers this season with salah and isak?

>>150107936
SIDES IN ORBIT

I kid you not this was a Newcastle target at one point in this window

>>150107994
You'll wake up

>>150107994
just like those shitters cunha and mbeumo

Liversissy is fucking FUMING

finally going to have a title race between liverpool and man utd
i can feel it

DEAL DONE: Andros Townsend has signed for Thai club Kanchanaburi Power.

>>150108048
That would imply Liverpool have a chance ;)

Cunha - Sesko - Mbeumo
- Fernandes-

That's a UCL attack

>>150108003
>12 goals 9 assists in the league in 2500 minutes
>Can play St or either wing
>Turned 24 in July
>Cheap
Happy with this

>>150108118
that's a no europe attack, mate

rats in the dressing room attack

>>150108118
its also not how analrim wil play

and not actually a ucl attack

>>150108118
It might upset trannies but I agree

Newcastle LOST THREE players to Man United in ONE summer

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FRAUD?

Botafogo confirmed that Igor Jesus was sold to Nottingham Forest for €37m.

Initially, it was reported that he was sold for €12m.

@BrasilEdition

>>150108178
Initially he was sold to Lyon and then moved to Forest. Marinakis has the Textor tapes.

>Official: Tyler Morton joins OL from Liverpool on £15m deal with 20% sell-on clause included in package.

>>150108118
are we back utd bros

>>150108118
>That's a UCL attack
maybe if you mean ugly classless LOSERS it is!

Mental how Liverpool are now paying bigger wages to players than City

>>150108293
you won't hear the ABL media mention this when they talk about how much Liverpool have spent

>[Andy Mitten] Man United confident €75m target Benjamin Sesko favours Old Trafford move ahead of Newcastle switch | The National

>>150108140
>Heh... did you seriously just sign three of the best attacking players going? Bet you feel pretty stupid, doncha?

>>150108353
They're already doing that by saying it's £15m instead of the £8.5m that it really is.
At this point I'm not sure why they bother including a fee. They're always exaggerated when Liverpool sell and always under reported when they buy.

If only Chelsea were being reasonable with their asking price Newcastle could get Jackson who is a far better player than Sesko for a good price

Another thread of ABLs having a melty, great.

>>150108335
We don’t sign our posts here.

>>150108408
>best

>>150108413
>still seething that Mac Allister only cost £35m while Declan Rice cost £105m

united's signings have overperformed their xG/90 and they're in for a shock when they revert to the mean. bringing back danny welbeck would unironically have been a better move

>>150108408
>Heh... did you seriously just sign three of the best attacking players from 10th, 15th and Bundesliga 7th? Bet you feel pretty stupid, doncha?

>>150108489
Mac Allister is one of the best midfielders in the world at the moment, liverpool could get £120m+ for him

>>150108491
Scored 11 penalties between them too

>>150108523
Yeah they should miss penalties like Salah

>>150108489
I know his name is Kev mate but did you actually think he was English?

>>150108548
they wont take penalties anon, that's penandes job

>>150108683
Liverpool should get someone who can score penalties too. Salah is shite.

NEWCASTLE ARE PREPARING A BID FOR NICHOLAS JACKSON

>>150108758
Milner was the best liverpool penalty taker of all time

>>150108785
Gary McAllister

>>150108758
they have the same conversion rate friend

>>150108785
mario balotelli

>>150108811
I find that hard to believe

>>150108766
the final snubbening

Liverpool should get someone like Gyokeres. He scored 20 penalties last season alone

>>150108055
just imagine the ladyboy groupies this man will go through

>>150108766
Inb4 Eddie Meme turns him into a world class striker and Manure bid 200m for him in two years time

>>150108516
no one wants a dirty scotchman in their team

Guessand signing was out of nowhere

Lewis Ferguson would complete Man U's midfield but because he's Scottish and white no one ever talks about him.

How did she manage to sign world class players for snubcastle without cl?

>>150108929
I've heard good things about the "McTominay" lad from Serie A also. They should try putting in a bid there too. Probably worth around £80m.

>>150108916
kek

>>150108978
Villa are basically the club Newcastle wishes they could be. Competing at the same level without having sold their soul to arabs.

>>150108964
very ironic that he'd be great in one of the 10 slots for Amorim. let it not be forgotten that it was big Steve Clarke who unlocked McTominay by putting him there originally.

>>150108961
brutal bonesaw dismemberments of difficult agents

>>150109004
>Competing at the same level without having sold their soul to arabs.
Egypt's no longer an Arabic country?

>>150108829
well its true

34/40
22/26

lfg

>>150109448
INDYYYYYYYYYYY

>>150107875
>liverpool fans are ugly
umm, think again. feast your eyes on this aphrodite.

Why is 20 goals in bundesliga worth a billion euro? Had it been a Swedish player they would be worth half.

>>150107875
>See article about 3 kids who kicked a homeless man to death
>Looked at their mugshots
>Look like Scousers
>Read article
>They're Scousers
I wonder in which petri dish they were created.

>>150109448
kys Indy

>>150109563
>I wonder in which petri dish they were created.
England

fresh linkedin inspirational kino lads!

for me its 90% of the interview all about the stadium. think someone needs to remind Levy who the stadium is for

>>150109448
>Isak had discussions with Newcastle and he is not happy
>He wants to move whether they are able to sign Sesko or not

>>150109628
>Liverpool
>England

>>150109500
Scouse rose

>Aston Villa have agreed a deal to sign Nice striker Evann Guessand for £26m plus £4.3m in add-ons.

>The 24-year-old Ivory Coast forward scored 12 goals last term and was named player of the season as Nice finished fourth in France's Ligue 1.

>He is expected to have a medical at Villa on Wednesday.

>Guessand, who was a target for Crystal Palace, will be Villa's first major signing of the summer. He follows Yasin Ozcan, who joined from Kasimpasa but has been loaned to Anderlecht, and back-up goalkeeper Marco Bizot who arrived for an undisclosed fee from Brest.

Any good CDMs going for about £45M?

ONE defensive midfielder from being fucking DECENT

>>150109819
you've got a CDM who is the 3rd highest paid player in the premier league surely he's good jim mate

>>150109810
>Nice finished fourth
thought they finished last

Baleba is the dream signing but Brighton are greedy Jews and want £100M

>>150109901
1st team
>UCL
2nd team
>EFL

>>150108766
He's a good player, what is the estimated transfer fee, 70m?

>>150109901
This is who it should have been

>>150109901
>shaw
that obese fuck's ankles will shatter or knees will break a few minutes into united's first premier league game. mark my words.

>united paying £90m for sesko so leipzig can give us £40m for elliott

>>150108978
>£22m upfront
No wonder Glasner is threatening to leave. Remembering when Palace rejected £20m for Glasner from Bayern.

>>150109901
INEOS ARE YOU MAD BRUV

newcastle desperate to challenge man u in the race for least serious football club

the fact that one trophy in 70 years made them think they were special

>>150110084
https://x.com/FrancisChipp/status/1952731568415371586

>thousands of retards (including multiple on here) falling for a noted troll account

That's actually fucking hilarious.

>Ekitike
>Gyokeres
>Mbuemo
um...Goals?

>>150110163
hojlund is available for 30 million

>>150110180
bargain. hes scored more than the 3 Ive said combined this preseason

>>150109938
I said this time last year Utd shouldve bought him

Comedy transfer dealings in the Championship:

>The Chuba Akpom transfer saga:

> Deal agreed with Birmingham and medical booked
> Ipswich swooped in
> Medical with Birmingham cancelled
> Ipswich medical booked in
> Birmingham back in with a better deal
> Player wants Ipswich
> Ajax wants the Birmingham deal
> Akpom has completed a medical with Ipswich
> Despite this, Birmingham have NOT GIVEN UP
> Birmingham face Ipswich on Friday night

TRANSFER REQUEST INDY BOMBAAAAAAAAAAA

what's going to happen to him?

>>150110349
Just as reliable as Chippy Tits up there.

>>150110349
>agreed on personal terms
This was announced on /trans/ days ago. Indy you're fucking shite at this.

>>150110349
he does it again!

>>150110338
>meldonium presence --> 4 years ban
>get conditional bail after being charged with rape and sexual assault charges --> welcome to villarreal

>>150110414
Was well known anyway. Liverpool are notorious for tapping up players.

>>150110474
wait until you see what they do if they think you purposely get a yellow card

>>150110489
and they got away with it? wow they are POWERFUL. they make my favourite team (manchester united) look SMALL and PATHETIC

>>150110528
Mad innit because they're that powerful that they never get punished, but they're also victims who do nothing other than get punished. It's the Scouse Paradox.

>>150110560
they really are more POWERFUL than i could ever have imagined. they are GODS

Why doesn't anyone want to come to Newcastle

I lived there

It's a nice place

Are agents talking shit about it?

>>150110489
>tapping up

Man United have beaten Newcastle to cunha sesko and mbeumo

>>150110585
It's not about the place, it's about their squad being shit and old and on the fast track back to mid-table irrelevancy

>>150110616
>it's about their squad being shit and old and on the fast track back to mid-table irrelevancy
You've described Man Utd

Villa will be getting Champions League football again next season

>>150110585
it's a veritable hellscape!

>>150110641
There's no Ipswich for them to choke against

>>150110585
In reality what's happening is
>Newcastle are going for players a "level above" their standing
>Other clubs already a level above, ie ones PSR exempt, are also interested in these players
>These other clubs can offer wages that Newcastle can't
>The player joins one of those clubs because they can get a better wage there than they can at Newcastle
That's basically what it comes down to.

>>150110585
nobody can understand geordie

due to an unfortunate leak (since resolved) I've decided to scrap my traditional preseason predictions and focus more on a tier list. I came up with 'so THAT just happened' as a tier but now find myself hitting a brick wall

Son to LAFC has been finalized. Fee is $26.5 mil (~£20 mil).

>>150110741
not a big fan of y*nks but at least i wont have to see son go through this sort of humiliation ritual

>>150110741
>£20m for a 33 year old
>MLelS

>>150110754
unironically a bargain theyll make more than that in shirt sales from koreans

>>150110762
>Koreatown (Korean: 코리아타운, Koriataun) is a neighborhood in central Los Angeles, California, centered near Sixth and Alexandria streets.
well shit

>>150107959
>he can't keep getting away with it

How have Utd agreed terms with Sesko when they havent agreed a deal with Leipzig yet? tapped up?

>>150110657
Hunter St. Home.
Ahhh here we go again.

Cue looney toons "That's all Folks"

>>150110966
>wants to join Manchester United
why

>>150109448
>heating up
this was over as a story a week ago, everyone is just laughing now

>>150110978
Probably on 400k a week and also his other option was
>Newcastle United

looney toons actually being looney tunes is the one time the mandela effect got me

>>150110995
Yeah I wasn't sure either between toon/tunes but went with toon anyway to take a dig at the toon army

>>150110966
>the city of Liverpoo

>>150111020
They'll get Jackson who will make it look like Isak never left and sell Isak and Sesko will go 007 (source: check em >>150111007) and everyone will live happily ever after

>>150111046
>They'll get Jackson who will make it look like Isak never left
No, it'll be like replacing Isak with Patrick Bamford.

>>150110966
>an deal
a lot of you will jump all over him for this, but I think he originally used the word 'agreement', but changed it when he used it in the next paragraph.

>>150111067
about to jump all over you cause you're so cute

Sesko better forget about any future plans of collecting that Saudi bag, if he ever walks into the embassy for the work permit he won't ever walk out

Lmao so apparently united offered Sesko

>£375k per week
>£8m signing on fee

You'd think theyd learn at some point

>>150111480
it seemed like they were learning, in terms of keeping the wages lower
but maybe not

>>150111505
>it seemed like they were learning, in terms of keeping the wages lower
You don't seriously believe that do you?

Is Geordie bastard still in hiding?

why did they offer him 450k per week what the fuck

>>150111480
Source: Your ass

Gonna root for pic rel because of ozzy

Rest in power king

>>150111560
he was a typical anglo jew bootlicker

Manchester United's Captain
> 300K/week

Liverpool winger
> 400K/week
Liverpool defender
> 350K/week

Somehow the United wages myth continues.

>>150111583
Stop noticing things (((they))) dont like it

>>150111583
according to reliable abu sources bruno's wages are 500k

>>150111576
Sounds based to me

>>150111596
ABUs are confirmed transgender

>>150111583
Ekitike is confirmed to be earning 250K/week as well

>>150111521
well no i didnt believe that i said they keep offering insane wages like a month ago and someone in here pointed out they dont and i looked up their wages and they were pretty low (although i dont trust the wage websites 100%)
idk what they offered their new signings this summer though so maybe its fucked again

>>150111560
Up the Villa

what was the point of buying chiesa

>>150111709
dirt cheap, maybe he could recover his form pre-injury, why not give it a go
didnt work out who cares
he was worth the transfer fee just for his song desu

>>150111677
cunha 180k, mbeumo 150k

>>150111752
26g/a last season for 150k a week is great business

>>150111709
The cost was so low someone figured it was worth a punt on the off chance he was miraculously healed. Maybe they wanted a chance to test the medical staff.

>>150111752
thats very reasonable

united has garnered 0 (zero) pounds from direct player sales

>>150108916
Villa Ninjas at it again

I heard United can bid for Sesko because Saudi is preparing 150m for Greenwood

>>150111788
It would be if either were true

>>150111752
Try 250 and 200

>>150111941
They can bid for Sesko because Chelsea are waiting to do the swap for Garnacho. Might have to do some kind of swap with Betis as well if Antony refuses to go anywhere else.

>>150111583
I know it’s bait but I’ll swallow. You’re allowed to pay big wages if the players and team performs, idiot. No one mocks Liverpool and City for giving POTY level players 400k a week because that’s a fair wage for production. Giving 250k to guys who barely even look PL quality is the issue. If Manure won (relevant) trophies they’d be fine, but they’re out here finishing 15th. The ‘myth’ is that they way overpay for quality and it’s 100% true

fuck midfield

>>150109938
Baleba looks better based on this? Since united don’t need a box crasher and that’s all Onana is better as

>>150108118
Interesting because NONE of those players finished in CL spots with their teams last season. Hmmm

>>150112006
Marginally but Onana would be a lot cheaper and is 7 inches taller

>>150111583
>Casemiro also 300k

>>150111994
Could have had both Wissa and Donnarumma for less

>>150112068
Man U play with 3 CBs though, do they need that height? Genuinely asking, is lofted balls into midfield a weakness?

>>150111988
>>150112027
Retarded posts

>>150111994
Don't care about the league just wanna score a lot of goals

>>150112499
might i recommend getting relegated? would have a fun time in the championship

>>150112713
Liverpool would have a good time there. Might even make the playoff.

MU bragging about pulls just because they signed players from Brentford and Wolves. Shameless club.

Sesko’s last 50 shots video is incredible

>>150112799
For real, they should get rejected by players like Newcastle.

LIVERPOOL 2 - 4 MILAN

>>150112867
You sure it wasn't Liverpool 4 - 2 Milan? They've spent 500m this window so they must have won.

>>150112791
you seem to have liverpool on the mind, i didnt even mention them. why is that?

>>150110585
Nice yes, but fuck all compared to the bigger cities. London and Manchester have better transport links too.

It genuinely baffles me man. How can a player look at Manchester United, see the amount of careers they’ve ruined throughout the last decade and go… yeah! I’m next!

>>150113199
because United are kino you stupid cunt

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

>>150113199
money money money

>>150113199
Because they'll pay the player £100kpw more than anyone else. Same way Liverpool stopped being snubbed.

>>150112968
Anon... they got worse...

Newcastle offered more money than Man United and still got snubbed

KEKW

>>150113243
What do you call them? :)

>>150113215
Based

>>150113680
The defendant

>>150113673
Nothing is confirmed yet. Don't get too cocky. If it's up to Leipzig he's going to Newcastle.

>>150113215
Yup, Newcastle United is kino.

>>150113812
It's still up to Sesko as well, United wouldnt put a bid in if he already chose Newcastle

>>150109075
Egypt is not a majority Arabic country genetically tbf, and the Sawiris specifically are Coptic Christians who made their fortune in construction, so not even Muslim oil bux. The really scary thing about Villa's ownership is the Atairos component, who are backed by the Supreme Evil of the Universe, Comcast.

>>150114328
Comcast own Sky too

>>150111480
>>150111583
since brexit jim took over theyve been trying to kick out the high earners and all new signings are under 200k/week base pay. they unironically have a lower player wage bill than Tottenham.

This shouldnt be considered as boasting btw. You get what you pay for works both ways.

Can’t wait for one of these clowns to sign Sesko he is shit

>wake up 6am
>make this post >>150114638

>>150114669
Beautiful start to the day

a great opportunity to get your steps in

If I don't see a HERE WE GO the transfer hasn't happened

>al Hilal negotiating for Darwin Nunez
>Liverpool will sign isak
>will likely be able to sign guehi and send konate to the bench since he's leaving on a free anyway

Liverpool walking the league again

>>150114669
you don't live your life well enough if the 1st thing to do after waking up is not making some ragebait post

>SHOT

INEOS ARE YOU MAD!!!!

>Tiemoue Bakayoko is now playing for the B team of PAOK
>still 30yo

>>150110585
newcastle is a bit dull with a good nightlife

KNOW YOUR ROLE GEORDIE KEKS
WE ARE THE BIGGEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
WE ARE UNITED

>Arsenal want sesko
>…..*cricket*……
>Man Utd want sesko
>HES SHIT HES SHIT HES SHIT!!!
the behaviour of a scousemong must be studied

>>150113215
done him

>>150114986
that monaco team with fabinho, bakayoko, mbappe, bernardo silva, benaglio was something else

If he chooses United, then Sesko is Sexo

ornstein bomba

>*stirring in bed*
>"DIOGO, SLOW DOWN!!"
>*head thrashes violently into pillow*
>"DIOGO?....DIOGO?!....DIOGO!!!!!!"
>*awakes in fright, drenched in sweat. looks at the RafaClock*
>"6am?" he thinks to himself "fucks sake. pissed myself again" as he checks his king kenny pyjamas
>Mum walks in to room
>"have the Diogo dream again, la?... dont worry, heres a cuppa and a ciggy"
>rolls over to desk
>computer still on with /trans/ ready among other /sp/ threads the janny must monitor
>lights cig and checks internet for Man Utd news
>"what can I shitpost about today?"...

his name is pronounced Sheshko

>>150115122
>finally produce a decent striker
>goes to kill his career with Manure
sigh...

>>150115122
Fake

>>150114916
>It's almost over

So how many dinner ladies and ground staff is Sesko going to cost?

>>150114916
Bizarre. This news is basically "Liverpool wants to get rid of Nunez, and found a buyer" and everyone is acting like he is gone when he hasn't agreed to it

So what’s next for SNUBBEDcastle?

I’m guessing Isak stays at a minimum

>>150115286
If there's no replacement then he's not leaving
We cannot start a 60 game season with Osula as the club's only striker

>>150115279
>he hasn’t agreed to it
Pretty sure they can easily trick and/or manipulate him to sign a contract

>>150115286
I guess Nuñez doesn't want to play for Newcastle. A swap deal plus cash from Liverpool for Isak would be a great deal for Newcastle (assuming they will lose Isak anyway).

>>150115294
>We
How many horses have u punched today m8?

Reminder Ben Jacobs broke the news last night Sesko favours a United move.
I think it’s time an apology is in order manuresissies. I’ll help you


Dear Lord GigaChad Sir Ben Jacobs. I have a small penis and support United. I also shat on your integrity calling you a fraud. I apologise wholeheartedly. Spectacles ARE cool by the way.

Signed
Manuresissy

>>150115307
I think Nunez to Newcastle is that rare occasion where Newcastle actually snub the player this time around

>>150114916
I don't want my goat to disappear to saudi

>>150108293
>we MUST sell all our homegrown English players to afford Blundershitga frauds
Why are pool like this?

Nunez is the ultimate pleb filter.
If you know football it's plain to see that he has a psychological problem (see torres at chelsea) and needs a change of scene, otherwise you have a top tier striker. Much better than shitko or etimeme

antony sancho malacia garnacho are still in the club b t w

>>150115426
I’d say you’re a massive retard guilty of nothing but being a filthy Georgian but it’s obvious you’re a scouser on a VPN. nobody is this stupid to think Darwin is misunderstood. That’s just pure scouse delusion

LMFAO /TRANS/ THOUGHT WE WERE FINISHED
GET FUUUUUUUUUCKED
YOURE ALL TINPOT
WE ARE UNITED, ITS NEVER GOING TO END

>>150115459
you have 0 ball knowledge fr

>@FabrizioRomano Benjamin Šeško has reached total agreement with Manchester United on personal terms. Contract until June 2030. Šeško wants to join United, clear feeling revealed yesterday here. Never gave similar indication to other clubs
SEXO IN!

>>150115352
What is this cope and projection? ABUs are truly pathetic creatures.

so what we gon do with Hojlund? maybe Ronaldo FC can push his owner to buy him?

sesko and etikite's combined stats last season:

66 games
28 goals

180m

>>150115504
Keep him. Sesko is just as shit. Or sell him to Newcastle

>>150115506
Gyokeres stats are actually better albeit against bottom half Portuguese kidnappers most weeks

>>150115265
ripped the arse out of this one lad

i heard on the grapevine that harry maguire used his good looks and charm to close the deal with sesko

Reminder Sesko and his Balkan genes will have no problem heading in non stop Amad crosses to back of the goal.

Meanwhile Jokekeres won’t want to mess up his gelled hair to head a ball

Why are Man U signing the thong song guy?

>>150115122
>#RBLeipzig accepted €82.5m + €2.5m bid from Newcastle United but 22yo striker wants #MUFC
B-But muh league cup...

>>150115564
He cannot stand Saudi oil rich companies. Based if you ask me

He evidently doesn’t mind English petrochemical companies that profit from Saudi oil tho

>500k a week for the Slovenian Andy Carroll
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahh

>tesco

>>150115606
I like Seskoffender.

Think Indy will be roping himself at this news. He doubled down that Isak was on.
It’s over

i finally see why the rest of england hates man utd ''fans''

He destroyed Liverpool that day.

Sesko to united means isak to Liverpool is permanently dead

>>150109500
The fucking gargoyle looks hotter and that's not even an exaggeration. God damn.

.

>>150115646
Liverpool and kept a clean sheet btw, Sesko got hooked with 15 to go

mindbroken
manchester united always wins

daves been particularly retarded this window
what happened to him to cause this?

The good news with Sesko is he’s white so
1. Doesn’t have questionable documentation for his age
2. Won’t go to shit at “30” when he really looks 40+

>>150115704
Geordie bros... Where is our pull?

>>150115704
This is all to do with Israel Palestine. Clubs are finally taking a stand

>>150115717
Just like hojlund

oh btw geordiesissies world class striker rasmus hojlund is available for a mere 25m

embrace your destiny

He won.

Northumberland is actually quite a beautiful part of England but it takes a certain level of intelligence to appreciate it I reckon

Has Sesko ever done anything to justify the hype other than be a good wonderkid in fm 24?

>>150115767
Are you saying Newcastle should’ve convinced Sesko by showing him house brochures in Alnwick?

> A British European Airways flight carrying the Manchester United football team (nicknamed the “Busby Babes”), staff, journalists, and supporters attempted to take off from a slush-covered runway at Munich-Riem Airport. After two failed attempts due to poor conditions, the third attempt ended in disaster—the plane skidded, crashed through a fence, and struck a house.

> Of the 44 people on board, 23 died, including 8 Manchester United players and 3 staff. Manager Matt Busby was critically injured but survived. Several players, like Duncan Edwards, initially survived but later succumbed to injuries. Goalkeeper Harry Gregg became a hero after pulling survivors from the wreckage.

are white boy strikers making a comeback?

> The disaster devastated Manchester United, wiping out much of their young, talented squad. Under Matt Busby’s rebuilt team, United eventually recovered, winning the European Cup in 1968—a triumph seen as the fulfillment of the Busby Babes’ dream. The Munich crash remains one of the most tragic moments in football history.

>>150115789
>>150115793
>>150115802
>this level of cope because Isak can’t join you
you’ll have to scrape by with 95m Ekitike

>>150115802
Sir Matt Busby is the GOAT.

Newcastle are so stupid for ignoring Strand Larsen available apparently for 65 million.
Tbvh he should be on Liverpool's radar if Isak doesn't come

>>150115829
Damn yeah they clearly needed more aerial % and off duels

>>150115693
Guehi wanted to move thoughever

feel a bit sad for the toons me lads, they don't deserve all this bullying. (they do)

>>150115837
You'd think but most strikers are an upgrade on Isak in the aerial% category, he just doesn't use his head for some reason

>>150115849
Somalians know it’s the source of their power so they protect it at all costs

>>150115839
it’s just manure fans shitposting. they know they aren’t competing with Liverpool and city anymore so they go after smaller clubs cause it’s the level they are currently at. but at least newcastle are playing champions league whereas Man U are stuck in mid table purgatory with their shitty 3-5-2 formation

>>150115849
Most strikers don't score headers.

>NPG
>npxG
>Goal conv%
>Aerial%
>Touches of nonce
>xA
>OFF duels won

Indy is coping hard by retweeting Liverpool fan accounts that promote gambling

>>150115839
We can take it

>>150115829
Weren't they actually linked with Larsen? Then those rumours straight up vanished when the Sesko news started popping up.

The trouble for Newcastle now is that anyone they approach will know they're sixth choice

>>150115884
Why would he say this about isak? Eddie is a horrible racist

Can't Newcastle just offer him 500k a week?

>>150115890
Unfair comment. Eddie has been left to sort out transfers and he went for the ridiculous ones first. Mostly unattainable.

>>150115894
White people are racist? Shock horror

£90m bros??

>>150113803
Kek

>>150115874
>ARTIFICIAL TRANSITIONS

Geordie bros, look after your mental health....

>>150115917
Blimey. At the end of the day, it's only football.

The amount of cope posts I've seen about Sesko being shit this morning is HILARIOUS. Arsenal's 1st choice striker (they couldn't afford him) and Newcastle were twerking for Leipzig.

>>150115917
>won a cup last season
>back in the CL this season
>spent 55m on a winger
>still not happy
We've had much worse summers desu, Newcastle fans can be very reactionary

>>150115928
Their only world class player wants out and about 15 potential signings have said fuck off

for goodness sake. what is it with you >blunderland? why must you go and make me strike you off the potential career modeable teams list for the next fifa with poor kit rule compliance choices like this?

>>150115890
They're really going to give Todd 80mil for Jackson aren't they?

Isak handing in his transfer request today

Geordies gonna blame the Sky Six for them being a shit outfit that can't attract flies to shit

>>150115937
Looks Shit

Bruising

Just seen that Newcastle actually offered Sesko slightly higher wages than Man United too

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>150115937
literally just need to make the rest of the upper back white as well and it looks good cos the shoulders are already solid red so there's no conflict in that area

>>150115917
aye pet, av been goonin non stop all deeyah ter mackem sluts un a cannae stop! me cock wants oot man! me cock heeyuts me clob!

why are all the foreign flag united fans so normal and the british ones so cancerous?

With Sesko Man Utd could realistically win the league.

United customers have set up a petition to try block the Sesko deal

>>150115963
no one offers higher wages than man utd. isak is paid less at newcastle than man utd's second choice keeper

>start with hopes of Isak + Ekitike up front
>end the summer losing both to Liverpool and starting Jackson + DCL

>>150115979
don't know as i deliberately don't read any posts in here that aren't replies to me

>>150115927
No he wasn't. Gyokeres was always first choice for berta.

>>150115984
newcsastle aren't paying what chelsea want for blackson
he's worth 30m tops

i was quite bullish on sesko when we arsenal were linked with him so now that you red devils are looking like signing him i can't say i'm overjoyed at the prospect, though i think future success is far less likely for him at the fabled theatre of dreams in this era when compared to the carpet.

>>150115989

>>150115983
United haven't signed anyone on over 180k per week since INEOS came in.

>>150115995
Sesko is on £300k per week

Geordies and Scousers on TikTok are fucking MAULDING
>w-why would he choose Man United over Newcastle?!!

Big club mate.

what were they thinking?

Why would sesko be different to all the other strikers United bought post fergie

>>150116003
even this would have been better

>>150115998
Source

>>150116005
He's not, there's a reason the likes of Arsenal, Liverpool, City weren't after him

He's the sloppy leftovers of the forward market, and United are falling head first into it again

wow

>>150116010
@Ranjeet_ITK on TikTok

>>150116003
It's really not that bad

>>150116011
Sesko snubbed both Arsenal and Liverpool, he only wants United

>selling Isak to replace him with Nicholas Jackson
geordies on suicide watch

>>150116022
I think arsenal wanted goykeres

>Sesko snubbed both Arsenal and Liverpool, he only wants United

>>150116030
>poaching the world champions' striker
the power of PIF

>>150116030
>geordies on suicide watch

Quite literally >>150115917

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/08/06/benjamin-sesko-choose-man-utd-newcastle-transfer/

> Benjamin Sesko wants Man Utd as Newcastle risk another transfer snub

>>150116036
I heard he snubbed Bayern and Real Madrid too.

theres only one united

United having Europe size squad. Are they expecting a pity admission if Palace get slapped by court of appeal?

ahahah spee on suicide watch

>>150116017
aka what your mum tells everyone after you leave the room and they comment on how you're dressed

premier league kits tier maker, ranking all the kits this season
i will be completing it, will you?

https://tiermaker.com/create/ranking-all-25-26-premier-league-season-jerseys-17859546

be sure to zoom in

>>150116043
>Seskoffender

>>150116079
A weak year

>Nunez to Saudi is on, £53m upfront with £15m in easily achievable adding

Lmaooooo

Manchester United will announce Benjamin Sesko on their socials on the 12th of August.

Screencap this post.

>>150116128
He won't start against Arsenal then.

This pic was posted 2 weeks ago and is coming true

>>150116079
pic related is mine
if there's ever a genuine humiliation ritual it's that city third kit. they'll look like they're working highway maintenance

>>150116097
i actually think it's the best year since 2023-23 but that's because the adidas football rebrand has been a total disaster and they haven't made a good kit until this year, and they make like a third of the clubs' kits it feels like

Hope you're all excited for the chariy shield this weekend
(tickets still available)

>>150116145
I'm the only person in the world who likes that weird rain-design City 3rd kit

>>150116145
also i disregarded the sponsors on this
west ham and everton would all be F if i hadn't because "boyle" is just not a nice word and stake are orrible

>>150116166
(except for leeds where the colours ruin the kit)

>>150116154
it's good in a haha look how shit it is way but even then arsenal did it the right way with the radioactive zebra kit, this is just really ugly

>>150116166
>disregarded the sponsors
oh I see
I was going to say I disagree with almost all of them

>>150116149
>the Man Utd vs fiorentina friendly has sold more
Uh oh…

>>150116003
SOVL

>>150115426
Torres at Chelsea wasn't a psychological problem. Torres at Chelsea was a 'forced myself back to football before my injury had fully healed so I could play in the World Cup and my body was never the same afterwards' problem

>>150116183
the colours and aesthetics i didn't but what it actually is i did
like "sela" is fucking shit but it looks nice enough, "stake" is a bit goofy but would be alright if it said something like "saint"
burnley with the 96 is really nice because of the colours (was gold last year looked awful) but "96" itself is both a betting sponsor and a reference to the scouse holocaust
it's really only red bull who have utterly ruined a kit with a terrible sponsor colour this season but on the away kit the sponsor looks pretty cool

>>150116193
He was in good form before he joined Chelsea, scored in like 5 games in a row.

>>150116149
Because palace cant sell out despite it being in london

>>150116203
Exactly lad. Darwin Nunez is an incredible footballer cuz he's scored 4 goals in his last 2 games. That's how football works, you see.

Does Sheshko count as a gazumping or are Newcastle just a little too pathetic?

>>150116220
Fine then, be like that.

the premier league should really make a rule that the sponsor colour needs to fit in with the kit colour
they're got all sorts of other kit rules why not that
sick of perfectly good kits being ruined
i'd take a gambling sponsor any day over chevrolet

>>150116134
Antony started as soon as he signed and he dabbed on arsenal

get the transfer request in lad

>>150116244
Do contracts even mean anything anymore?

>>150116015
Got me nostalgic for the mid teens, deary me

Man, arsenal really had a damn good window when you consider the fees some of these shit players are going for like ekitike and sesko. Gyokeres for 56m was a steal.

>>150116251
>Gyokeres for 56m was a steal.
Fuck off I'm just waiting for Sharteta to get sacked

>>150116244
Blud is skiving training to masturbate and shitpost on /trans/

>>150116251
zubimendi for similar money will look like a bargain too

>>150116244
He already said publicly he wants to go.
What does transfer request even do?

>>150116244
Indykaila unironically called this btw saying itd be today

>>150116274
/trans/ called this the day it was announced he was returning from Spain btw

>>150116251
>56m for a championship striker who only got bites from mid table teams and then spent 2 years smashing Portuguese farmers

whats his name again

>>150116278
As opposed to the other guys who can't hit 20 goals a season in a league barely better than the championship? Even timo werner managed that. Your logic doesn't make sense. Ekitike and sesko are under performing in a shit league. Gyokeres was performing as expected. Yet your beef is with gyokeres? What did you want him to do? Score 12 goals a season like sesko?

>>150116265
previously he politely informed them that he wanted to explore a move but newcastle are obviously fumbling bringing someone in and reportedly saying if they don't he'll have to stay. a transfer request will be him formally saying he wants to leave and put the pressure on them to engage with liverpool or force a player to stay who has explicitly said he doesn't want to be there

how did pool even convince Nunez to accept Saudi's offer? Especially with WC next year

>>150115884
something about eddie, he has really good hair, blonde, symmetrical face, but still looks like some hobbit from the middle ages. cant really tell why

>>150116265
Transfer request forfeits your loyalty bonus, so probably costs him a couple million

Also more public pressure

>>150116301
>portuguese league and bundesliga are the same
said no one ever

>>150116017
It's fucking shite. Solid stripes. Not that crap.

>>150116312
called his haircut shit and he was gone

Hope Newcastle keep Isak.

>>150116324
This is why the balloon door isn't worth a squirt of dogshit btw but JFs won't hear of it.

>>150116324
Besides the point. Nobody made that comparison. If you think the Portuguese league is shit, then you'd expect a good striker to take advantage of that and bang in goals for fun right? That's exactly what gyokeres did. Meanwhile bundesliga is considered a shit league outside of a few heavy hitters, yet neither ekitike or sesko can hit 20 goals. All other top bundesliga strikers managed it, lewandowski, kane, even fucking timo werner.

Arsenal fans on here don't get called out enough for their constant talking shite.

>>150116338
And I want Liverpool to keep Nunez but that ain’t finna happen lad

>>150116312
uruguay's other striker options are shite he'll still get the call-up. he can do a season in saudi and get his bag then get a move back to europe

13 goals 11 without penalties in the bundes is worth how much in the prem?

Nick o LASS jackson to newcastle lmaoooooo
Do newcastle have a humilation fetish

>>150116312
He's wanted out since last season. He felt he was being treated poorly because of a rumour that he wasn't starting games because 1 more start would cause Liverpool to pay out on a clause to Benfica for an extra £5m. He wanted the Saudi move in January too, but Liverpool shut it down. If he's being given the greenlight now, it means Isak has given Liverpool the greenlight too.

>>150116375
About 4-5

Everton open talks with Manchester City over potential move to sign Jack Grealish. #EFC approach for 29yo #MCFC winger based on season-long loan. Complicated deal, not guaranteed to materialise but discussions happening over England int’l @TheAthleticFC

Think it would be a good move for him desu.

>>150116360
Yes but Gyokeres 100% deserves the step up to premier league football. Arsenal spending 60m on a promising up and coming striker is good business

eddie meme didn't invite isak to the family barbecue it's OVER

>>150116244
He sure is putting a lot of faith in Liverpool simply not hanging him out to dry. They'll offer 111 mil on deadline day, get rejected, and he'll have to deal with this entire mess by himself. On the bright side he gets to go to an actual big club next year.

>>150116418
He'll go to real madrid next year. Pretty much an open secret that vini won't be around for much longer.

>>150116412
No... not the family bbq...

>>150116412
It's not because of transfer stuff, eddie just doesn't like Somalians. Simple as

You can field a starting XI of players who rejected Newcastle this summer

>>150116424
Who does

>>150116438
Your mother does

>Man Utd 4 - 0 Newcastle
>Cunha 4’
>Mbuemo 20’, 55’
>Sesko 89’

>snubcastle

they're just brighton with saudi money
even brighton does it better with transfers money

>United are still trying to sign Donnarumma
Is there a reason an Italian lad would dream of playing at Old Trafford?

>>150116503
The egg on this pakis face when Isak is still at Newcastle in a month

>>150116493
Unbelievably none of the rejections so far have been snubs. I'm not sure on gazumping rules, but snubbings are fairly straightforward.
>Clubs A and B offer the same transfer fee and same wages
>The player chooses A or vice-versa
This is a snub. An unavoidable snub.
>A offers £50m and B offers £100m, but they both offer the same wages
>Selling club accepts the higher offer and rejects the lower offer
This isn't a snub because it's the selling club doing the rejecting.
>A and B offer the same transfer fee, but A offers £100kpw and B offers £200kpw
>Player chooses B
This isn't a snub, but it's the only scenario that has the potential be a MONUMENTAL snub should the player choose the lower wage (never happens btw).

We need to start making a rule book because memes get thrown around too easily and nonsensically and if we don't have our memes we have nuffin.

>>150116517
>RP Leipzig accepts Newcastle’s higher bid
>player only wants United
This is a snub

>getting rid of Diaz, Darwin and Jota
>relying on 34 yr old Salah, Gakpo and Ekitike (awaiting first goal)
Liverpool HAVE to get Isak. No ifs or buts. Put in that 150m bid

>Roman Kemp will be the host of Sky Sports News' ‘Premier League Friday’ show, gearing up for Sky's new groundbreaking partnership with the Premier League

Grim

What went wrong?

>>150116503
>Exclusive
Reported on SSN an hour ago. Stupid cunt.

>>150116547
Better than that slag stuntpegg

>>150116553
He reported on this about his family 2 hours ago broski keep up, he is ahead of the game

>50m for Darwin
>50m
no other reason than corruption.

>>150116583
>50m for the biggest star of South American football who plays for the champions of the best league in the world is unreasonable
>80m for some 30 year old Swede who flopped at Brighton and couldn't get Coventry promoted is good business

>>150116598
Your second point is correct but Darwin is not 50m. Liverpool got rinsed when they bought him in the first place

wonder if isak would have wanted to go to arsenal now if we hadn't signed gyokeres and were up for paying whatever liverpool end up negotiating

>>150116583
They're helping Liverpool raise funds for the Isak bid (£130m) that will be announced in the next 48 hours.

>>150116605
Consequence of Klopp having full power for 2 years and running the stats nerds out of the club

>>150116607
In this hypothetical, are Liverpool still in the running for his transfer? If yes, then he wouldn't give Arsenal a second thought.

>>150116605
if Madookie is 55 million Great British pounds then Liverpool cult icon and Uruguay national team star player Darwin Nunez for 50m is cheap

nunez going to al kebab means that liverpool have tapped up isak to a degree that they can manipulate him into handing in a transfer request and going on strike
they are such a scummy organisation

what do we think of the nottingham forest home kit with the sponsor then?

>>150116621
Newcastle doing exact same to Wissa btw

>>150116621
they are so. fucking. POWERFUL. how can we (15th placed manchester united) even dream of competing with THE BIGGEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

>>150116617
yeah if it was a situation where it had been made known to him arsenal would match the fee and offer more or less the same terms
he said about thierry henry in the past and we were in for him before a load of times

>>150116631
think it just boils down to "why would I join 2nd when I can join 1st?" in that hypothetical

Amoorim getting seriously backed. Can’t see him sacked this season. I think they’ll get 6th

>>150116408
>up and coming striker
he's 28

>>150116639
well i don't think it's as cut and dry as that and you're just some kind of epic troll. it's disappointing that someone like you had to be the reply to my post rather than someone who wanted sensible discussion.

>>150115352
we don't sign our posts here

>>150116647
I've got them 5th in my work pool

>>150116622
>Baeey's
what's that then

>>150116649
And????
You’re a twat by the way

>>150116650
This is a sensible discussion. Why would Isak, given identical offers from Liverpool and Arsenal, choose Arsenal? Because he liked watching Henry on youtube?

>>150116647

>>150116649
maybe if Darwin were to go back and farm penalties against Azorean fishermen for another 2 years he would be worth as much as Gyoknunez

>>150116665
I trust Maguire. Betting on United to win the league.

Who we backing /sp/ee?

>>150116675
This same website had Newcastle 2/7 to sign Sesko btw

>>150116675
Chelsea are good value

>>150116678
That was before Man United made a formal bid

>>150116675
Gonna put £5 on Man United and Chelsea in the hopes that one of them memes it.

>>150116675
Spuds with their new manager bounce will finish higher than Newcastle and Man Utd

>>150116664
Stuff like playing time comes into it as well. If a player thinks they'll be a starter every week at one club but only a rotation option at another they might go to where they feel they'll get more opportunity. Also who is in the squad, if you're a striker for example, do you back yourself to displace the current striker? Look at the Sesko situation, he can go to Man U and probably be seen as first choice as soon as he walks in, if he went to Newcastle he has to be better than Isak

>>150116527
Sorry I forgot to include the one where A offers more than B in transfer fees but B offers more than A in wages so the player chooses B. I would have thought it was pretty obvious though.

>>150116679
>>150116688
Are Chelsea back training yet? They were in USA for the cwc until 2 weeks ago

>>150116693
Okay so he's EVEN MORE LIKELY to join Liverpool, given Arteta's Havertz obsession and Liverpool losing multiple forwards in this window. Appreciate you backing me.

>Liverpool climbing up the net spend table
We are so fucking back!!

>>150116691
Nah not Man United. All jokes aside, theyre one CDM away from being a serious team.

>>150116725
dunno personally i think they need a RDM or an LDM

>>150116725
Yeah but they going the old ways again where the midfield doesn’t exist

>>150116697
I'm not the lad you were talking to and I'm not backing anyone you snide faggot

>>150116696
Yeah theyre back this week

>>150116736
That's why I said they need a defensive midfielder lmao

Baleba would be perfect but hes too expensive right now.

Imagine Liverpool doesn’t get Isak KEK

Charity shield in 4 days

How can I bet Gyokeres doesn’t score before Halloween?

>>150116745
Yes you are and yes you are. Seethe on, arsemong.

>>150116778
have you tried iwanttolosemoney.com

>>150116675
Man City at a canter

DID YOU KNOW?

> The majority of Arsenal's trophies are Charity Shield's

>>150116783
He ain’t scoring. Remember Arse are playing pulisball. Their top scorer by Christmas will be Rice

>>150116783
That's called Bet365 in my country

>>150116780
Try harder little man

>>150116801
Seething arsewog lmao

Ting ting ting ting ting ah
Zum zoom zum
WATCH ME (rape)

>sell all your clutch players (diaz, nunez, jota, elliot)
>Salah off to afcon
Liverpool not getting top five. Screencap this

they're still paying the jota contract, sweetheart

>Nunez: 5 goals in 30 PL games
>Diaz: 13 goals in 36 PL games
>Jota: 6 goals in 26 PL games

Liverpool will be fine

>>150116813
Partey hard !

>>150116675
nice try, wait like everybody else ;)

just saw a british lad being asked to take down the union jack flag infront of his house because it's a "nuisance".
absolute grim state of affairs in the lovely british island.

>>150117068
There's 100% more to this story

I bet elanga feels pretty stupid now

>>150117068

Have you ever wondered why the people who parrot this shite always have missing teeth, a criminal record and no job?

>>150117081
he seemed like a regular middle aged fella with a full set of teeth actually. but perhaps am just naive to the true nature of the event.

>>150117072
i hope so.

>>150117068
they are tryinga get there law over are cuntry

>>150117081
you're back, thought we'd never see you again after you got thoroughly btfo last week. Got any new talking points from the 'cord for us?

Make the new thread

>>150117078
he's a disrespectful little rat who had one meme season in a meme team. and even then he only scored 6 goals. glad his chickens are coming home to roost.

Indy has linked Baleba to United guys

>>150117783
>>150117783
>>150117783
Wholesome new thread :)

>>150116663
kek you are malding