bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
Shit thread. Seethe and cope, Soiler.
no dog in this fight but i do crack up that samir uses my old replies to people still
>>150109858weighing in fatty?
>>150109906Noel isnโt with us anymore Iโm afraid
>>150109923w-what happened to our danchou??
i miss when copey talked shop about hockey
instead of discussing his schizo friends
>>150109936true copey is my bro and he won
>>150109837 (OP)OP is gonna be deleted in like 12 hours
i miss when samir wasn't a gay little bitch kwab 1993 *dabs*
>>150109936don't have much to talk about bro it's the offseason.
>>150109943did ya watch raw bro
>>150109956yeah bro nikki got kwabbed roman got kwabbed
wrestlefags are sub 80 IQ (instant replies)
>>150109973on your knees dog
Hey copey I will just at Steelers training camp
>>150109936Copey never talked about hockey only wrestlefaggotry, scizo personalities, and politics
>>150109966>kwabbedwhat do you think that stands for?
>>150109982it's wrestlechaddery
brad
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And now for my next trick I'm going to make a conn smythe winner disappear
>>150109966becky btfo nikki kwab indeed
>>150109981Based! :)
>>150109982i don't talk about politics tranny. go knights
>>150109982copey was one of the most consistently on topic posters
>>150110016I hate the golden knights too
>>150110016We aren't ablest here
>>150110016leave trb alone
Day #52 of "Jason robertson and Marco Rossi will be traded"
>>150110016even john daly?
>>150109997finally a fellow artistic genius to share the board with
is it hot in here or it just the Calgary Flames
>>150110089my dad met John Daly in the scorching summer of roughly 1996-97 and daly picked up the tab for the entire bar
legend
leader
BLVES
BINNINGTON
/OUR YEAR/
>General Manager Patrik Allvin announced today that the #Canucks have agreed to terms with F Vitali Kravtsov on a one-year, two-way contract.
>>150110135based fit not going to lie (ngl)
Itโs a problem that the players werenโt convicted of a rape they didnโt commit? Are you fucking serious? Is this a Canadian thing, a woman thing, or a Canadian woman thing?
PEACE SELLS
BUT WHO'S BUYING
>>150110173>posts 2 week old article to baityou should unironically kill yourself
>>150110173unironiclly kys nerd
that dress was white and gold btw
just got back from the gym, bros :)
lower body and core in the books
I know what me and the boys are drinking tonight!
>>150110265now that's a good post
>>150110230replying to this post
>>150110370how to buy a pallet of cases
>>150110370shan't be buying anything with that bust hoob on it
>>150110370You still have time to delete this and replace the C
Thanks for pointing out the obvious mistake
Lsdy night I got drunk and watched the 1986 Great American Bash. It was at a baseball stadium and Ric Flair showed up in a helicopter for his title match.
>>150110456this is the kind of oc we need more of
reminds me when people gave ric flair shit for spinning his willy like a helicopter, neglecting to mention he actually took off 3 inches from the ground
Might as well just call it kwab juice
>>150110475ric v dusty was the only draw they had
jesus christ ok this is the final edition
Heard alot of talk about this Jesus, a man of love, a man of strength.
But what a man was two thousand years ago means nothing at all to me today.
He could have been telling me about my
higher self but he only lives inside my prayer. So what he was may have been beautiful but the pain is right now
and right here.
>>150110514Christ is King
>>150110514That'a hard times babeh
>>150110535we DO acknowledge Dusty here
>>150110523post it jericho
ALL I WANNA DO IS
*OY VEY*
AND TAKE YOUR MONEY
>>150110602smee
maimen
doctor paveleer
bu tonavuhyu
>>150110016How rude of you to criticize Tampa Bay Lightning, Dallas Stars, Nashville Predators, Carolina Hurricanes, Columbus Blue Jackets, Las Vegas Golden Knights, Philadelphia Flyers and Boston Bruins like that
>>150110737we love the knights here bud
Nah we flush it down here
I'm Afraid the Knights won and so did copey
Vegas was a shitty buzzer beater away from being swept by the Oilers
>>150110783and yet one of those teams have a cup this milly KWAB
my islanders won via the broship
Imagine paying 12M dollars for a guy who ghosts in the playoffs LOL
flames cup gave me lead poisoning
Fucking STOP with the Flames OPs.
Let other teams have some fun too.
Yeah, I'm getting sick of the Flames shit too.
my islanders were paid $88M to miss the playoffs
>>150110856Then stop spamming it idiot
>mfw waiting for the Red Wings to not be shit
>>150109837 (OP)new Flames logo leaked from the team store
>>150110922Ya thats retarded
>>150110935Perfect for flamesfags.
Print it and ship it.
My friend just messaged me and said he was about to shit at a mall where I used to work
second hand marner-posting is very meta desu
>>150110972We don't call those that here, use the correct term.
My friend just messaged me and said he was about to marner at a mall where I used to work
>>150111054>E what did AI mean by this?
just came back after 3 months. what did i miss
>>15011108990 days of pointless shitposting
Why, what were you doing instead?
>>150111089where were you king
>>150111225fucking bruins ruin everything
honestly, i'd be okay with carney nuking the sun belt
The Great Molasses flood of 1919 claimed 21 souls and injured over 150 people and youโre laughing, youโre laughing!
very timely joker memes today
>>150111159King of Denmark
Fifi la Fume supports the Quebec Nordiques
if i were the king of denmark i'd nvke amsterdam
Francine supports the Washington Capitals
>The incident led to a lengthy and complex legal battle, with the court ultimately finding USIA liable for the disaster due to the faulty tank construction. This case set important precedents for building codes and corporate responsibility in the United States.
Betty
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Betty supports the New York Islanders
>>150111389someone has to
Gromit supports the Flames
>>150111434looks more like a Railers fan
>>150111441Why do they have the same W as the blue bombers
Thanks Copey, youโve turned /hoc/ into the comments section of deviantart
Why are Albertans so gay?
>>150111509We love freedom
>>150110922That's awful please tell me that's not real
I USED TO LOVE HER
BUT I HAD TO KILL HER
>>150111509brain damage from mining efluence pollution
tragic really
The guy on the radio told the two gay radio hosts that the guy calgary drafted at 31 or whatever skates the bestest out of all the players in the draft so take that
as the old saying goes another day another bud1 dollar
baseball rules and if you don't like it I can tell you're a fucking fag
>>150110110Fapping to this rn (right now)
>>150111084Napping to this rn (right now)
>>150111572Fapping to this rn (right now)
>>150111287jen swayman got upset
how many cups won't the flames win between now and 2055
Zachary Fucale should be getting signed, he's played extremely well in the KHL not too many fits in the NHL right now though.
>>150111810I think they'll win 5 or 6 each decade
>>150111811wasnt that guy like a young justin pogge
The NFL has now joined boxing in banning smelling salts on the sidelines. Do you think the NHL will follow suit?
>The NFL sent out a memo this morning.
>Someone want to inform me why smelling salts are bad?
>>150111831You could say that.
>>150111485cope zoomer. deviantart was a soulful website back in 2007
>>150111811he signed with minsk
Gerard gallant's kunlun red star doesn't have a lot of players
>>150111892That's the joke bud
>>150111848>The NFL has now joined boxing in banning smelling salts on the sidelines.
>>150111921gary has failed to grow the game in china
>>150111848>>150111928thoughts on losing to bud and being shorter than mitch?
>rapey resorting to samefagging
new level of grim
>>150111848What do smelling salts even do? They seem like their for numales.
>>150111968kill yourself nerd
>>150111968When breathed in, the smelling salts cause a change in breathing pattern, which makes you regain consciousness
>>150111968They turn you gay
>>150111968thats how they do their cocaine on the bench
if the nhl wanted to get rid of smelling salts they would probably have to do a grandfather clause. nhlpa is a powerful union
im pretty sure america is turning the world gay
Smelling salts are pure adrenachrome and made from the pineal glands of 12-year-old slaves and if there was anything wrong with it Gary woud intervene
>>150112007nah just the american flags on /hoc/ it's a lot of newfags and trytards
Do you think Gary gets embarrassed?
Smelling salts are banned but crushed up foreskins are okay make it make sense
Asian NHL owners, ranked
1) The Yakuza
2) Charles Wang
>>150112047Wang means penis
>>150112066https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d6Gn3hnoOQ
>>150111992the ovi special
>Charles Wang, otherwise known as Chuckie Ding-Dong
all i think about all summer long is mcdavid
>>150112088I wonder what mcdavid is thinking about right now
>>150112033it's how he rolls
>>150112133all he thinks about is joining the Bruins
>>150112133I can't imagine he's thinking about anything other than the fact he lost in the cup finals AGAIN. Something like that would take a lifetime to get over (and only get worse if he never wins).
>>150112169why would he want to join a team that isn't making playoffs until 2030 at earliest?
>>150112017>trb attempt at humouronly funny thing you've ever done is lose to a burrito
>>150112169woah woah WOAH there reffy, getting a little handsy I see!
whats your opinion on the hockey guy?
So Bettman is officially part of trump's clique
>>150112201He's our mascot, whether he wants to be or not
>>150112201he's just like my islanders
>>150112201I like hockey girls more
>>150112220>ouryou don't speak for us raped bitch
>>150112220yeah raped bitch you don't speak for us
>>150112219aaaaaaaand now Im a trump guy, Id follow Gary to the ends of Ontario.
>>150112201The videos where he reads off of a whiteboard for half an hour are intolerable. He's terrible at analysis.
But I've been enjoying the jersey rankings in his collection he started recently.
>>150112235so you're saying it's xhe rb now?
>>150112245>The videos where he reads off of a whiteboardSo all of his videos?
>>150112201I envy him since he has a lot of jerseys and pets
>>150112248xhe bitched, raped
xbr
asked gpt if canada won a stanley cup since 1993 and it said no
>>150112277yep... xhe's bubblin' now
>>150112277the Future is now
>>150112220shannon is based
>>150112277canada doesn't compete for the Stanley Cup retard
Each and everyone of us just lives in this mortal coil.
losing 1206 days in a row... i can see why xhe's upset
>>150112277that can't be right . you should double check all "facts" from ai
>>150112307Just two more months until puck drop and I can forget about that.
>>150112294they only compete for things that "matter"
>>150112311add 51 days of losing to mitch and 10,000 days of losing to the burrito to the mix and it spells disaster for xhe rb
in the u.s., around 40โ42% of adults are obese.
in canada, the figure is significantly lower at about 30%.
even accounting for differences in measurement methods, the gap is substantial (10-12 percentage points) making obesity notably more prevalent among americans.
>>150112323remember when you made dozens of threads for 4 naysh and then immediately stopped when america lost and then you pretended like you never cared about the tournament kwarb
>>150112325sad... but also funny
>syrup gargling fat asses
>>150112341xhe's gonna be bubblin' about this 1
>>150112318Two weeks until SHL starts
>>150112362why are you up so late?
>>150112332Just like alcoholism diagnosis, obesity according to the BMI index is too strict and not applicable to the reality of real people.
in Canada, around 40โ42% of adults are gay.
in the US, the figure is significantly lower at about 10%.
even accounting for differences in blue cities and red countriside, the gap is substantial (30-32 percentage points) making the gays notably more prevalent among Canadians.
>>150112379hey aren't you the guy that got raped
>>150112379what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
>>150112379>>150112387thoughts on being shorter and less successful than mitch?
>>150112378I'm working
>>150112379They're Frรถlunda HC now
Bud lost.
Copey lost.
TBG lost.
Mitch lost.
Samir lost.
we're due for a Real Queers Queering Off post from xhe rb with a Samir Is Angry follow-up from his vpn
trb is taking a real beating rn
gerbe
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Don't let height get in the way of your dream.
>>150112417>xhe rb's old "pic posted sideways" tricktimestamp it xrb
>>150112378he enjoys wrestlefag hour
>>150112426reminds me of 04/17/22
>>150112201Completely rudderless faggot. He just agrees with the prevailing sentiment on everything
>>150112434Look at the file names, genius.
>>150112292Alberta will win the next Stanley Cup not Canada
>>150112468just write bud1 on a piece of paper with a timestamp not that hard
i want to believe there's an autistic swede here but xhe rb has been known to juggle vpns
>>150112482>>150112496I only have one pen in the car and it doesn't work
Why are people so upset about Matty Tkachuk being the NHL cover athlete?
>>150112520>see you, space kwaboty
>>150112554/hoc/ is my only news source so you tell me
>>150112584I'm listening to three 6 mafia
>>150112545sad... the swede is xhe rb confirmed
>>150112605I listen to Europe. White man's music
>>150112611Retard
>>150112658numales are going to be seething over these sideways pictures
>>150112658sveeden looks nice
>>150112658how can it be 3:51 if its only 3:45 there
>>150112658nice i have a shitty sentra
I got mike jones the rapper mixed up with zac jones the sabres new seventh defenseman
*crip walks through/hoc/*
>xhe rb couldn't wait 7 minutes to keep his sweden LARP intact
kwab
Chris Cornell version of Patience
>>150112664It's hard to complain in the summer.
>>150112780https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbjMH-E8ww&si=APfsNBuwuumyQe_5
>>150112780your filename said august 6, clock showed 3:51 but the time was 3:44 when you posted it
>>150112740remember when xhe rb tried to LARP as japan but fucked up on the very first post kwarb
>>150112809TL:DR: the NHL done goofed up, expect Bettman to backtrack very soon
>>150112826kek he's completely retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBmU9drpYAM&list=RDqBmU9drpYAM
>anon tries to start a new gimmick
>it's shit
>anon gets bullied over it
>immediately start claiming that it was actually tbg all along
But tired of your mental illness vpntard.
>>150112881>>150112893thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>150112881you can always tell immediately too kwab
>>150112788I love Chris Cornell and Soundgarden but I've stayed away from his later solo career because of Timbaland or whatever the fuck his name is.
>>150112922Show us todays newspaper
>>150112978Andreas Westberg raking the muck again
sad that sweden is confirmed to be xhe rb even if he produces evidence to the contrary in the future... sad, sad thing that is
discovered a good band from edmonton today, didn't know that was possible
>>150111538heard this was about axl's dog
>>150113125edmonton seems like the kind of place that would have an AI music scene
>>150112788for me it's that live studio version of nothing compares 2 u
>>150112881>>150112921Nobody accused Samir of being smart
>>150113276xhe rb detected
Who is the most irrelevant team in the league currently?
>>150113390always and forever the jackets
>>150113410I like the Blue Jackets and think about them every so often.
>>150113390i feel like the predators core fanbase will not be ready for a 15 year long nhl fail rebuild
>>150113479Columbus is so college it never should have happened
>>150113577Utah has a brighter future than the Kraken.
>>150113581Well, the NHL doesn't have a loser tournament for relegation, so I guess we'll never know... officially
psycho 78! my bathroom is new
watching John Stockton highlights
>>150113678sad the jazz never won
/hoc/ will be back after the sleep
we asked 100 NHL fans "will the hurricanes win the stanley cup this season". Survey says?
***loud incorrect buzzer***
>>150113755Flames have it in da bag
Another dildo thrown at a WNBA game.
>>150113765how long until someone throws one with a suction cup on the end and it sticks to the floor and one of these talented ladies slips and falls on it and it goes right up her cooter
terrible thing to imagine
>>150113775Depends how persistent the lads are
>>150113862Don't remind me you dick
>>150113862Summerslam was two days of content slop
>>150113899tranny be gone
>>150113899nah seths cash in topped off the biggest party of the summer
>>150113862Big heatwave coming this week
Huomenta but the opposite
>>150113862Thank god. The summer sucks
>>150114048>>150113862Just like my islanders
NHL insider "we MAY or may not know if the [insert team] trades for a player from [bad team] but [insert team] doesn't want to give up their first or [insert top prospect], so come again when [bad team] is out of the race in November for talks"
>>150114133I like most of the insiders. They seem like cool guys and they know things sometimes about my team which I can then tell /hoc/ about.
I actually listened to the eliotte friedman podcast when he was with jeff marek, but it is also true that replacing marek with the other twink is around the same timeframe as my team turning itself into cock and ball torture
>>150113390so you don't know
>>150112672Ah now I understand what you meant. That's not the clock, it's the timer since I started the car. You can reset it anytime.
>>1501145552late... the damage is done
>>150112201Male trained to act female and champion hypergamy for women
>>150112201male trained to act female and champion hypergamy for Woman
male trained to act shemale and champion hypergamy for Womun
Puck my ass, /hoc/daddies
Hockey player, how do you feel about tonights game?
>Yeah uhh great question uhh tonight we're gonna play our game, we're gonna go oot and focus on playing our own game and uhh try to control the puck and uhh yea just enjoy it
theres been like 7 racoons niggering in my backyard for the last 45 minutes. They arent harming anything but fuck im just trying to chill in my muskoka chair hacking butts and these dumb shit coons just keeping inching closer and dont even see me. If you know you know.
Racist comment for no reason
where the fuck is everyone tonight
https://x.com/aj_strong/status/1952925398125486340
KWAB
>>150115318i don't click tranny links
>>150115328cope twitter is a chud site now
you can check out girly magazines for free at your library
>>150115318Wrestlefags have zero original jokes
>>150115384can you read my son?
Morning marner was a real stretcher
>>150112545Holy fuck cut your fucking nails man what is that
Buzzy Boop supports the New Jersey Devils
This based Chad supports the Atlanta Flames
Nael, age 6 supports the 'canes
>>150116155The GOAT of playing in both Atlanta and Calgary Flames
>>150116601start kuch
bench ovi
cut the zoomer
>>150116601my geno clears all of them
>>150115374But do they have any bodybuilding magazines?
>>150111848>The NFL has now joined boxing in banning smelling salts on the sidelines>smelling saltsThis is the same fucking league that has player get into high speed car accidents monthly, gang ties, player gambling problems and the main league behind the CTE coverup... but smelling salts...
I seriously have no fucking clue as to why people watch the Single Mom Lottery league
I wish all Flamiacs a wonderful day
>>150116719What about non flamiacs
>>150116719I wish all of /hoc/ a wonderful day
>>150116762I still think you're pretty
wordle in 4
perfect on connections
tick tock, yankees
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1MYGNwlZLBzJw
>>150116806bout to do it now.
got tradle in 2
you just aren't that good, will hunting
hate to say it but these are very nice
ded thread
ded sport
ded Swedes
Gary Bettman stews in his executive chair, wishing that the Shittsburgh Shitguins trade away Rakell and Karlsson so he can gift them McKenna
>>150117458Most gifted stanley cup in history.
copey? 1
bud? 1
dylan? lost
xrb? lost and raped
>>150117590Copey lost too
>>150117617nah Copey won and is my bro
>>150117626Yes thats where he lives
aces play today :)
raidies play tomorrow :)
>>15011772446 days till the Knights drop their first preseason puck
>>150117724geno smith was a nice raidies pick up
happy bud1207 mitch52 and burrito10001!
>>150117855The portal to planet retard is here too
>>150117855>to blameya shame these zoomers into wasting their money gambling and whoring
thus bud1207 continues most thusly
i want to HAVE SEX with SOPHIAN CUNNINGHAM
How do we fix the PWHL so it has more women in it that I want to HAVE SEX with?
Would throwing dildos on the ice be good marketing? Should that be reserved for Quinn Hughes?
>>150117990FINALLY, a relevant PWHL post
>>150117951Escorts are easier to get than ever and there are gambling apps. Who wants to hang out in a miserable desert
>>150118002>>150118022you celebratin' bud1207 yet?
my bubble detector is going off
>>150117855Why would zoomers need a single city for gambling and debauchery when that shit has been packaged and sold to people right in their home cities? Where can I not gamble anymore? It's pretty much only prohibited for athletes for obvious reasons.
>>150118039I don't know what a single St. Louis Blues player looks like
>>150118039>The NHL 26 Deluxe Edition is priced at $99.99. It includes the base game and additional content, such as NHL Points, HUT packs, and World of Chel content.I really hope you guys donโt do this
>>150117724I hope they throw a dildo at the women again
>>150118087Someone bet $13,000 to win $20,000 so Iโm sure itโs like that Super Bowl streaker that bet on himself a few years back.
>>150118070My NHL Points :)
Gary just pulled up to the office listening to that glock in my rari song
>>150118108>13k on a dildo prop betdidn't happen
>>150117939this will trigger the american
>>150118185Iโm gonna put some down on no personally
>>150118108This is how you get people to watch the WNBA.
>>150118193Only the bubblin one
finna start throwing dildos at rapey kwab
>>150113862The hottest stretch of weather this year came in the last week of May in Calgary. June was average. July was wet slop and one of the coldest Julys on record. August is off to more of the same. I feel robbed. There is supposed to be at least one heat warning week where weather people and politicians doom post about global warming. It's not in the forecast. I don't think it's coming. This sucks.
>>150118218show me where they allow 13k bets
>>150118225>gathered intel
>>150118218omg its real
https://www.betonline.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/wnba-futures/specials
>>150118244i don't believe you're willing to part with your collection
>>150118225we're witnessing the creation of a dynasty in la belle province
>>150118247Gondak ruining summer fuck that failure of a mayor stupid cunt
>>150118258cope they all had their use
>>150118045But where can I get legal prostitution?
>>150118261>Habs have one decent season in a decade>instantly declare dynastydelusional
>>150118261I can't believe that means the gay province
>>150117939I canโt wait for February Pekka :)
>>150118279cope that's pei
>>150117855Iโd go to Vegas if it had cheap buffets and leaned into the fake nature
>>150118270ask Your Mother
>>150118297i'll ask you your thoughts on getting raped by bud
>>150118026How does one find escorts? Asking as a virgin zoomer
pei, potatoes every inch
i lived there when i was 8
awful people
>>150118345there was a pair of leaf brothers that moved to my school they always buried pei at every chance
>>150118345Ive only been a few times and all I remember is mosquitoes, black flies, and Cows
what do you think, lads? hawks back in the garyoffs this spring?
>>150118355lol where were they from? pei?
>>150118387anglos from quebec their dad had a habs licence plate
>>150118378The AHL playoffs maybe.
>>150118499he played in the A and their family was extremely devout Christian
shout out based Glenn he used to join the ball hockey games and rip clappers
xrb is bubblin' once again
>>150118570@grok what is this
>>150118589yo ask grok where they leaked the lil tay nudes dawg
>>150118597I wonder how many dumb simps paid for these instawhore photos?
>>150118378Chiraq is closer to another 1st overall pick than the Playoffs
>>150118560sounds lovely.
see, immigrants make america better.
>>150118755emphasis it was an Anglo Christian family
>>150118920yeah but were they christian or protestant?
>>150118936Protestant as any White should be
the habs are the catholic team
the >laffs are the protestant team
all you need to know desu
>>150118982Protestants are White
all your noggin needs
My leafs are now just americans and swedes now a deadly combination sure to win the lords Stanley Cup
>>150119019we don't eat ethnic food here
>>150119035just Moxie and lobster rolls
>>150119019if its brown flush it down
if its yellow let it mellow
>>150119073shame he survived
>>150119073that bear was terrified when that mascot turned around, imagine seeing that shit as a bear lmao
>>150119073This is the krakens biggest achievement since inception
>>150119100Does a bear shit in the woods?
*ding
*ding
*ding
>Ahem
>me and the boys were talking and we think it may be time to not have a flames themed thread
>Regards, me and the boys
>xoxoxo
>>150119224take off, ya' hoser
>>150119140Bears don't shit
Joker
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The Joker supports the Teheran Flames
>>150119224>*ding>*ding>*ding
>>150119286>Blashill>accelerated rebuildo i am laffin
>>150119307>Blashillhe was a victim of the yzerplan no doubt
>>150119389Andreas athanasiou wasn't gonna coach himself
I am thinking it is the Blue Jackets turn for an edition of /hoc/.
>>150119476That's what the boys were thinking as well
>>150119476Never heard of them
nah i'm thinking it should be flames themed
>>150119476reminds me of those tragedies
>>150119553True. I think trb would like that
>>150119639well I still don't have to like it
>>150119593>>150119646Neither of these are the Blue Jackets you idiots.
>>150119733OH NO THE THREAD ISN'T RELATED TO A TEAM LETS CRY LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT INSTEAD