Thread 150111406

Bucs defense was ranked 29th in 2019. What changed in 2020 I wonder?

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

take the thong out yo bussy, playa

>>150111411
iggles

>>150111409
Future reminder that this anon started whatever sperg drama you all get into 200 posts down the line.

>>150111422
You disingenuous rat. Nobody was doing goat debates until this anon >>150109324 started it. This is just a spill over from what he started.

anyway 4>3

>>150111435
>4 hours ago
let it go, little bro

>>150111422
>200 posts from now
Oh sweet summer child, there's no brakes on this rape train

what's with all the stories about caleb in camp? is it actually bad or is it just clickbait in the offseason?

>>150111422
Why didn't you say anything to him but are saying that to me. Could be you're a Raiders fan with a dog in the race?

>one anon posts a single image
>the mahomie spergs for four straight hours
kek

>>150111445
You mean like how they did during the Patriots dynasty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPJv9YzozoQ

>>150111444
it's actually true, he really did suck every one of his teammates off

>>150111444
Huge training camp meltys

>>150111444
>>150111456
There's bad news out of the Caleb and Vikings camp. Caleb is struggling with the offense and JJ was diagnosed with ADHD. It's a contrast to what we heard from the Jayden camp where his coaches were sucking him off. Not a good sign.

>>150111449
Was the first post I saw this thread. It's not that deep.

>>150111471
>JJ was diagnosed with ADHD
heard about that too, but Caleb seems to be struggling with basic scheme shit.

>>150111503
>>150111436
>comparing the full career of retired QBs with a QB who isn't even in his 30's yet
so desperate...
on further inspection, they weren't nearly as accomplished as him at similar ages >>150111409 so it makes sense you would resort to that

>call off work
>spend entire beautiful day sitting in my room on /nfl/ thinking about how much I want to kill myself and starting to plan it out
How was your Tuesday /nfl/?

>>150111503
Otto Graham!

>>150111553
rather that then constantly jerking off over a player's 20s because deep inside you know it's all downhill from there

Will Seahawks fans cheer for Pete Carroll when the raiders go to Seattle?

Mahomo was down 6-40 in a Super Bowl

>>150111444
>what's with all the stories about caleb in camp?

There is no evidence Caleb was ever a good (or even decent) NFL QB and now there is no evidence that Ben Johnson can somehow fix him.

Bears fans need to accept the reality that is right there in front of them and that the Bears will be drafting a rookie QB in 2026.

And if the Bears are smart (lol) they’ll tank this season to put them in a better draft position.

*cough*

Tua "Nigaman" Turndaballova

Will my San Diego Chargers finally get over on KC?

>>150111662
>there is no evidence that Ben Johnson can somehow fix him.
I think there is, he's a great schemer who can scheme an offense for him. The problem is he might have to dumb it down even more for him.

>>150111406 (OP)
SHHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIITT

For me? It’s American professional football center Will Clapp

Caleb Williams sucks dick

>>150111685
We were ahead of the curve while lil /nfl/ fake baller knowers trusted the "experts" lol

Imagine having QB troubles

>>150111571
never kill yourself, anon

>>150111729
One pick
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try

>>150111699
imagine the putrid gas

>>150111794
If you have no qb when you have two, what do you have with four?

>>150111794
>another rerun
Boring

>>150111813
sign another two

>>150111813
if only it were 4 and not 6

>>150111794
>its another "Browns has a QB problem" episode

>>150111794
The Browns are by far the most compelling case to introduce relegation into the league.
They are just so ridiculously incompetent.

>>150111571
Basically the same but I went to work. We're usually slow at the start of the .onth so I have a lot more time to shit post while sitting in my office. I was only in the field for about 3 hours today and half of that was bullshitting with a buddy of mine I ran into. The genny has been absolute shit for days though, actually excited for this weekend so we can have something to talk about.

Reminder that Josh Allen is the hottest NFL QB

how do /yourniggas/ stack up in all of north american football?

>>150111409
>worst qb performance in a superbowl ever

>>150111571
>tfw no war in which to die or from which to return a hero and get pussy

>>150111842
for me, it's the gallos negros

>>150111840
Are you excited to have DK Metcalf to throw to this year?

>>150111840
I feel like if Josh was gay, he'd be a bottom.

>>150111842
Imagine being a Donkey or a Battlecuck

>>150111855
Josh would be a switch. For the average non-NFL person, he'd top. However, Allen would bottom for 99% of the other players

>>150111872
>lost to us in the playoffs at home
>watched us win the championship in their stadium
>with their old QB

The Raped: St.Louis Battlecucks

it's over....

>>150111813
they signed Lamar's clone, they have 5 now lol

>>150111907
Dem 'dies are unstoppable

>>150111916
Boy, I can't wait for commercial-F̶r̶e̶e̶ football

>>150111916
>ESPN is acquiring the NFL Network and other National Football League media assets, including the linear rights to the league's popular RedZone channel, in a deal that will see the NFL get a 10% equity stake in the all-sports network, it was announced on Tuesday night.
>the NFL get a 10% equity stake in the all-sports network
https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/45910378/espn-get-nfl-network-rights-redzone-nfl-equity-stake

they sold out for 10% equity in a dying network?

Joe Flacco 40 years old
>WASHED!! BUM!!!! RETIRE ALREADY!!!!!!
Aaron Rodgers 41 years old
>INSPIRING!! STEELERS ARE BACK!!!!!

Can't wait to see Flacco beat the Steelers again like he did week 4 last year with the Colts. Keep doubting, chudcels

>>150111936
the NFL has always been 10 years behind
look at their half time shows

>>150111916
It's like they're trying everything possible to kill the NFL

>>150111937
there are fucking retarded browns fans saying the inverse and it pisses me off so much that those tards would have rather had flacco than rodgers and worse think flacco is better than rodgers

>>150111943
if their plans for international expansion works and they get the unwashed masses that make Ronaldo a gazillionaire they won't have to care

>>150111936
Seems kinda wild to me. NFL got fleeced. ESPN is fucking irrelevant of outside of the SEC and NFL games they sell them that they can probably get more money from Netflix or Amazon lel.

>>150111943
they've been fairly successful at that with their NBA coverage.

Is Redzone on PeeSPNfor this upcoming season or next?

REMINDER: Bo Nix is 1-8 against teams above .500!

>Since Micah Parsons issued his trade request Friday, he has not spoken to Jerry Jones.
>Is Jones confident Micah Parsons will play in the season opener vs. the Eagles? “No absolutely not,” he said today. “A big part of it is his decision. How would I know that?”
>How would I know that?”
https://www.espn.com/contributor/adam-schefter/30cfd576aa8c5

is jerry retarded? have you tried calling?

>>150111975
I haven't watched a single NBA game this year and it was by choice. So I think you're right.

>>150111960
Anything ESPN touches turns to garbage. The more the expand, the less people will care about the sport they have rights to broadcast.

>>150111700

It doesn’t matter what kinda scheme you implement, you still need a competent QB to carry it out.

I’ve suggested that Ben Johnson’s contract with the Bears requires him to try and fix Caleb but if he can’t (and won’t) then he only signed the deal because he was guaranteed a rookie QB in the 2026 draft.>>150111708

>He pays money to watch NFL games
FUCKING KEK. Man I love being a LinkChad.

>>150112058
>Man I love being poor

Kek

>>150112064
>He pays for the privilege to watch commercials
Kekarooni

>>150111832
>its another "Browns has a QB problem" episode

Where’s the problem, you guys now have five (5) QBs to choose from?!

>>150112058
>>150112064
>>150112079
i love being a "sports torrent site where i download condensed games to watch" chad

>>150112064
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE CORPORATIONS YOUR MONEY! YOU JUST HAVE TO OKAY!

>>150111834

What the NFL needs is “relegation” of owners.

Say a team doesn’t make the playoffs in ten seasons, then the owner must sell a majority share in the team.

>>150112064
>wasting money on dumb shit that's literally free if you're not stupid is "poor" behavior
Why do people think like this? You think richfags pay for free stuff just because?

>>150112058
>I love watching streams 2 minutes behind the game thread
>I love watching streams that stutter/die during crucial 3rd downs

Did it for years. I'm too invested at this point to suffer through that dogshit. I'm a proud paying supporter of the shield. I also have great respect for Roger Goodell and Jewish people

i just watch the flightreacts video of the game

>>150111406 (OP)
Remember when Marcus Peters threw the ref's flag into the crowd?

>>150112124
The owners are the NFL, they run the league, or at least they hire Goodell to run it for them.

>>150111794
>QB problem"
Maybe

>>150112058

I go to the bar with friends every week to watch the Lions but there’s the occasional Thursday night game I watch at home because people have to get up for work the next morning.

But how am I supposed to watch now that Methstreams is defunct?

>>150111960
any expension team will be absolute shit tier like the last 4 expansions were. never win a bowl never be anything but a bottom feeder. theres too few talent to go around for 32 teams, 36 teams guaratees just more dogshit teams

>>150111916
>pretty much the only decent sports network left is gobbled up by the mouse
Fuck this gay Earth

>>150111842
>gallos nergos

>>150111471
Okay Colin Cowherd

my boy JJ is gonna light it up this year

__ ___ ____ __ ______?

>>150111444
Camp does not matter. It's for evaluating depth charts and that's it
Mahomes had an awful camp in 2018, same with Stroud in 2023.
Mac Jones infamously had a great camp in 2022, and Zach Wilson did in 2021.
The only thing you can usually gather from camp is
>is this person improving at the things we know they're bad at historically, or does that thing still look really bad

>>150112276
Bo sucks versus .500 opponents

>>150112257
Shame about the Addison suspension since it seems like they were developing great rapport in camp. Gonna have to wait til week 4 for that connection

Red Zone will just be some black chick crying about Trump, won't it?

>>150112322
and there's nothing wrong with that

nfl network is going to be so shit with e!spn

>>150112322
+3 hours of Lebron talk

>>150111943
eaier to control a population that doesnt have football. imagine if americans were all giant pussies and only played soccer and basketball like every other pussy nation. football is the only thing keeping the boys 2 men pipeline alive

>poorfags don't know 4k Redzone on my TV and recording all the games for instant DVR because they're watching 480p streams

Kek

Cowcucks got gaped today
What an unserious franchise

I miss him so much. RIP

The NFL should get rid of divisions and then have a 15 week season where every team plays every other team in the conference once and the first seed of each conference goes straight to the super bowl, no playoffs.

>>150112412
Oh no, it's ogre!

>>150112380
>recording games on dvr
no no no

My QB plays on Thursday :)

>>150112436
Two days before we can laugh at
>Joey 9gag

>>150112429
We all knew this already
But its nice to have an early confirmation

>hmmmmm... I'm starting to QUESTION your takes
>what metric did you use for that?
>can you show me the figures behind this one?
>eye what?
>not too sure the data backs that up

Rasm boutta finna win da owl!

Patty Cuckitini

>>150112436
>posting clips from a game where u guys got smoked

>>150112501
and there it is

>>150111553
>>150111802
ZAMN!!

>>150112486
would pound the fuck out of the latina till a baby popped out

>>150112512
define smoked

>>150111445
>bradynigger projecting unprovoked again

>>150112257
>>150112310
>my boy JJ is gonna light it up this year
We all saw a backup QB nearly win MVP on that stacked team.

Nothing JJ does will impress me until I see him do it with a different roster.

Simple as.

>>150112322
>Welcome to NFL Redzone on ESPN

there should be 2 bye weeks

>>150112522
A light breeze gets Latinas pregnant.

>>150112553
Why can't ESPN hire cute big titty redheads?

>>150112322
Hope so

>>150112436
bro neither Hurts or Burrow is playing in that game lol

>>150112553
>sheeeeeit is u ready fo 7 hours of commercial filled football yaaaaall?!

>>150112617
idk about hurts but burrow is confirmed playing

>>150112582
Please refrain from posting images of my wife thank you

>bears start 0-4
>trade gayleb for shitdoor
>he goes 10-3 and sneaks them into the offs
Watch it happen

>>150112631
oh really? I doubt Hurts plays, MAYBE a single series but that'd be it. I want to see Tanner McKino play.

>>150112553
I honestly would

>>150112644
yeah they said he's playing "several series" and more against the commies

>>150112570
there should be 16 games

>>150112478
IT'S LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE OGRE! IT'S THE OGREST!

>>150112652
Joe Burrow was KWAB of the year last season

>>150112674
Still tony tho

>>150112674
>Joe Burrow's defense was KWAB of the year last season
FTFY

>>150112631
>burrow is confirmed playing
Why? Is any other team starting their QB1?

Failing a theepeat attempt immediately disqualifies a qb from the goat debate. MY premerger browns would never

>>150112674
Bro had a career year last season
Literally carried my fanta

>>150112673
They really fucked up giving us Pooh Paul and Josiah Stewart ill tell ya what.

>>150112691
>have a career year
>lose like 6 games off fluky shit completely out of his control
>miss the playoffs
joever

>>150112684
Mahomes won mvp with the 31st ranked ypg defense in 2018. Would've owled his first year as a starter but the refs protected Fraudy. Go ahead, melt down about it again

>>150111409
More shitposting
More denial
More butthurt

>>150112701
They missed the offs because the chiefs threw their week 18 game. Yes, I'm serious

>>150112703
>MVP
>still cant win shit because his defense sucked
ok thanks for proving my point

>>150112655
wtf, why? it's legit an injury risk lol

>>150112711
>Bragging about refslop victories
I bet you threatened to boycott LIX over a 4th down spot last year too

>everyone still sleeping on Kam Kinchens
No excuses when the season starts

is Aidan Hutchinson still alive this season?

>>150112725
>Fraudy gets one of the worst roughing calls in NFL history
>Mahomes never sees the ball again
>Kept out of the owl after hard carrying the team to the conference championship
>"can't win shit because of the defense"
You're not this retarded. It's all an act...right?

>>150112782
No

>chiefs fan complaining about refball 6 years, 5 owl appearances and 3 lombardi trophies later
jesus christ it's crazy how sensitive they are

>>150112684
>>150112691
>career year
>still miss the playoffs
That's the definition of KWAB

>>150112798
RIP Hutch

>>150112782
Yes but he will suffer a bussy rupture week 5 again

anyway

3>1

Temujin is my smexy Latina wife!

What do we make of this?

>>150112553
I haven't watched sports center in many years. Is this actually real?

>>150112863
>zoomers copied his hair cut thinking it was a style not just mutt hair
>he cuts it
OH NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO BROCCOLI BROS?!

>>150112890
Dylan Raiola is seething rn.

>>150112875
Lord willing, and we would only have to give up that Failcunt first round pick and a couple outliers..? Would immediately be 2021 again

>>150112875
Nothing

>>150112875
Nothing

>>150112875
Everything

>>150112875
>mi cahscott

Why hasn't a team signed Jackson Mahomes yet?

>>150112831
>bradyfag wanting everyone to shut up about his rigged wins over kc after 6 years of pushing retarded clickbait conspiracies to discredit mahomes achievements
trip on janny

>>150112786
>how can I make this discussion about Joe Burrow about Mahomes vs Brady and then claim nuh uh that's what you're doing ackshually if someone retorts
You're such a miserable little toadie dude please get laid

Thoughts on Loveland and Warren? Will they get targets? Is Kmet going to fuck over Loveland’s production?

Is this general ever not going to have one no life spammer taking up half of the posts?

>>150113002
It's totally the bradyfag bogeymen collective bringing it up every post though, not him.
Surely he would never lie or stretch the truth.

>>150113020
no

>>150112901
>>150112974
Are you ever gonna use the LA superbowl era logo or is the ai bot not capable of that

>>150113002
Married with kids, faggot. Unlike Burrow, who also can't hard carry

>>150112932
He's taller and has more reach, yet ended up being the Fredo of the family. Must suck to be him.

>>150113030
>jannysknee isn't le real
touch grass tranny, maybe you can go watch your first raiders game this season

>>150113063
Didn't he also get rejected by a 3/10 granny at a bar? Lmao

>>150111794
I know we've beaten this horse to death but sometimes you just have to stand back and revisit the situation just to remember how fucking retarded this all is

>be the Browns
>expectations are so impossibly low that a coach who went 1-15 and 0-16 in consecutive seasons still didn't get fired until halfway through the next season
>the guy you drafted with the #1 overall pick, stuck on a winless team with what unironically might have been the worst coach of all time still sets the rookie record for touchdowns despite not playing the first two games
>two years later the team has its first winning season in more than a decade and not only makes the playoffs for the first time in 17 years but actually win a playoff game for the first time in almost 20 years
>this somehow fails to impress you so you don't sign your #1 pick who just led your joke of a team to a playoff win, to an extension.
>In fact, you seemingly decide that you hate the fucking guy for no apparent reason and blame him for no getting your elite team to the super bowl or something
>let him play hurt knowing you're going to dump him anyway
>in one final dick move, trade him to the Panthers
>use the cap space to sign a free agent who spent the entire previous season sitting out because of a contract dispute
>and who might be a serial rapist
>and even he thinks your team isn't good enough for him so he says no
>you have to offer him the most guaranteed money in history to change his mind
>and then he gets suspended because of the whole nonconsensual peanut oil thing
>the guy you dropped (who, again, was your own #1 pick) goes elsewhere. Plays great, wins another playoff game, gets the deal you wouldn't give him and everyone likes him
>the guy you chose instead becomes unplayable and untradeable and is $200 million of complete dead weight while also being a PR nightmare and everyone hates him
>you traded your only successful qb in decades so you could offer the worst contract in history

>>150113095
The granny rejected his advances so he attempted to rape her. He grabbed her by the pussy and thought she'd let him do it, but forgot you have to be a star.

Didn't read

>>150113050
The Bing AI was trained on older data which suits me just fine. If I had it my way we would use the 50s logo

>>150112744
>Can you hit the qb in the head?
No, you can't
>did someone hit the qb in the head?
They did

That's a penalty. Deal with it

>Can you line up offsides?
no, you can't
>did someone line up offsides?
they did

That's a penalty. Deal with it

>>150113117
I truly want to know who drove the Deshaun Watson trade decision. The Falcons and the Saints were the two teams going in on Watson before the Browns came in last minute and made an offer+gave him the huge fully guaranteed contract. It'd be easy to just blame Jimmy Haslam but I want to know who convinced him. Was Stefanski the one in his ear? Berry? Some other exec?

>He’s now entrenched in the Greatest of All Time (GOAT) conversation. Brady won his third Super Bowl MVP when he was 37 years old. Montana was 33. Mahomes is just 28. “I’ve had at least one of the top three starts to a career,” says Mahomes. “I’ll put it that way.”
https://time.com/6966732/patrick-mahomes-interview-time100-2024/

>>150113211
ZEST STATUS?
[x] ZESTY
[_] NOT ZESTY

Didn't they pick Manziel because a homeless guy told the owner to do it?

>>150113211
This guy has never had an interesting thought cross his mind. The league had to force the record executive Jews to loan Taylor out to the wigger to draw fans to this lame “dynasty”.

>>150113238
yee

>>150113234
He's not the "best at age 29", he just has the best start to a career. This is an objectively true statement no different from saying water is wet or the sky is blue. Someone saying that doesn't warrant Brady fans derailing our thread into a goat debate with an offtopic sports broadcaster who no longer plays the game.

experience the world around this bussy

>>150113050
Don't reply to the slop spammer

>>150113254
The league wanted to get behind Lamar but he can't into english.
The league wanted to get behind Burrow but he's too shitty to consistently make the playoffs.
The league wanted to push Allen but he keeps getting bullied by Mahomes.
So they had no choice but to push the dude with the Kermit the frog voice.

>>150113290
>has the best start to a career.
No he didn't, he didn't even play at the start of his career.

>>150113304
I love you too

>>150113011
Warren is gronk-like,

>>150113053
>Married with kids
Go spend time with them

>>150113321
Jayden had the best start to a career since he played his rookie season, but since Brady won 3 rings early he overtook Jayden, but now that Mahomes has 3 Superbowl MVPs and 2 league MVPs he's overtaken Brady. Until someone does better than that he holds the title.

>>150113290
Learn what "objectively true" means please. I can argue Brady had a better start because he won 3 rings in his first 4 years as a starter. I can argue Jayden Daniels had a better start because he went to the conference championship in his rookie year.

>>150113362
Mahomes could get hit by a car and Brady would still be the goat

>>150113343
Fuck you

>>150113362
Dude who gives a fuck?

>get american local tv via pirated software
>late night is full of HIV commercials strictly with homosexuals
???
curious you never see this during sports broadcasts

>>150113362
>since Brady won 3 rings
Erm... Brady has won 7

>>150113368
Like I said >>150113362 here Jayden and Brady both held the title of best start to a career but Mahomes caught up and overtook them. Now he's in the lead. At age 28 no QB has more MVPs, rings, TDs, or playoff wins. He's #1 in everything. That's the definition of best start to a career. Mahomes will hold this lead as long as he's able to win a 4th ring at the age Montana and Brady did.

>muh pace
kek

>>150113400
>At age 28
Isn't Mahomes 30?

>>150113385
Time magazine cares >>150113211
This anon seems to care >>150113321
But more important I care.

Watching sports is inherently stupid and a waste of time. No matter what type of lipstick you try to put on this pig, we're all wasting our time being here. We all watch NFL for different reasons. I want to see history be made. I don't care for your team's QB since he's not making history whereas with Mahomes every TD or win he gets is resetting the record books since he's currently in the lead.

>>150113432
>Watching sports is inherently stupid and a waste of time.

>>150113432
you sound incredibly gay

>>150113400
3 rings in 4 years > 3 rings in 6 years
1 conference championship appearance in 1 year > 1 conference championship apperance in 2 years
and just like that Brady and Daniels have arguments for best start and Mahomes does not "objectively" have the best start. it's that simple.

>>150113422
Mahomes is 29. I said age 28 because that's when he won his 3rd Superbowl MVP which put him ahead of everyone to ever play the game. Montana won a 4th ring at age 33 so he has to win another beforehand to maintain the title.

Don't think I don't notice the casual disrespect in those posts. You're all only mentioning the GOAT because you think he will fall off. He's had one great season and you're all using "sample size: 1" as a rhetorical tool
Let me be clear, Jayden Daniels will OWN this league for years to come. You'll show respect then

>>150113209
It was me
I did it as a goof

For me it's the firm, yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>150113209
For some reason the Browns seemed convinced they actually had a super loaded team because they were looking at Mayfield like he was the weak link, which is just fucking funny in retrospect. But if their heads were that far up their asses they probably thought they were Watson's preferred destination and at worst they'd have to match the other offers but not blow them out of the water.
I don't think they just dump Mayfield for a whole lot of nothing unless they felt supremely confident about the Watson signing. Then when they got a reality check and realized he was prepared to go elsewhere they got backed into a corner and had to offer him whatever he wanted because he was the only marquee qb free agent and signing some ancient vet to a cheap deal after trading away your young #1 pick would seem like giving up on their delusional contender status.

And the real Ironic part is signing a vet for a cheap deal actually did work out with them with Flacco so they should have just done that and they'd still have a bunch of picks and cap space instead of Watson's useless ass

>>150113455
I'll create a visual of it.

>age 23
Jayden has the best start to a career since he made it to a conference championship with a lackluster defense.

>age 27
Brady won a 3rd ring and held the title of best start.

>age 28
Mahomes won a 3rd Super Bowl MVP and had 2 league MVPs. He now holds the title of best start.

>Age 33
Montana won a 4th ring he's now ahead

>age 41
Brady won a 5th ring and now is in the lead.

>>150113482
I don't trust lanklets

>>150113084
Leave. My. Wife. Alone.

>>150113238
Yep. I always wondered if it was some twisted joke, like the guy that said it knew he wouldnt make it and was thinking that Johnny would be outside the stadium with them on gamedays after blowing all his money and getting cut.

>>150113455
>>150113368
Holding the title of "best start to a career" just means at age x you have more than everyone else. Who at age 28 had more than Mahomes in terms of:
>Rings, Super Bowl MVPs, or league MVPs
>Playoff wins
>TDs/Yards
If you can't name someone then you agree with me.

>>150113552
You shouldn't take that shit from him, disrespecting your girl. You need to do something about it, knock his ass out. So what if you gotta spend the night in jail, he won't be pulling that shit again. Don't worry home, I'll watch out for her, make sure she gets home alright.

>>150113482
You're being uppity. You have to earn the right to talk recklessly. All your post will be used against you if Jayden has a sophomoric slump like CJ Stroud. I don't want you to become the laughing stock of /nfl/. I'm trying to help you little bro.

Mods should word filter Mahomes to chubbywubby and a superbowl to some chicken fingers

>>150113617
They asked Britney Mahomes what Patrick's favorite food was and she said "fried chicken" and it was actually mexican food. She's racist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulnDs42cUZI

>>150113629
Cool.

>>150113234
>>150113351
NTA retard, learn to discern tone and vocabulary. I might not have much free time to waste on /nfl/ and I may mobile post the same handful of reaction pics, but my son has friends and doesn't spend every waking moment at home. I know, I know, that's a foreign concept to the average incel on this site.
Burrow still can't hard carry btw

Brady only won 2 chicken fingers in his 20s, how many times was chubbywubby chicken fingers MVP?

>>150111973
Are the people binging shows on Netflix watching NFL games
Are the people paying for Amazon prime for free shipping using Amazon's streaming service
Those are questions to wonder about, getting bought by ESPN is a question of
Will dad's be willing to pay the extra $5 to get ESPN (and Hulu) on top of the $11 they are already paying for their kids to watch movies on D+ on repeat?

>>150113636
>frogposter LARP
cringe

>>150111638
Is this more or less embarrassing than 0-34

>>150113440
>>150113002
Sports is entertainment which is inherently dumb and I'm tired of anons like this >>150113234 acting holier than thou. Someone arguing Burrow is going to beat the Ravens is no different from a kid on /co/ saying Superman is stronger than Goku. Most of us realize we're no better than the low IQs pro-wrestling fans and don't try to pretend we're doing something productive with our life by posting on this chinese cartoon imageboard.

>>150112875
Even without Donald, if the Rams get Parsons that line is ELITE and the rest of the league is in trouble.

>>150113459
Why don't you ever use reality as an example instead of your coping parameters? 7>4>3

>>150113636
They think there's only one anon on here who speaks the truth about tom fraudy.

>>150112553
Who cares? Red Zone sucks anyways.

DA STANDARD FINNA BE DA STANDARD

AYYO WHERE MY NIGGER MIKE VICK?!?

>>150113689
>Someone arguing Burrow is going to beat the Ravens is no different from a kid on /co/ saying Superman is stronger than Goku
Except thats fucking retarded because Superman and Goku will never fight in real life. Bengals Vs Ratbirds is nov 27.

Mahomes is a cuck

>>150113711
Everyone has been cucked at one point or another, he just gets off on it

>>150113711
Dubs of truth

I've never been cucked

>>150113731
Thats because your a virgin.

>>150113707
>Except thats fucking retarded because Superman and Goku will never fight in real life. Bengals Vs Ratbirds is nov 27.
The undertaker fought hulk hogan. It is still in the category of entertainment.
>Superman is entertainment.
>NFL is entertainment.
No matter how you look at it, you're on a chinese cartoon website discussing a kid's sports game. Stop acting like you're any better from a kid talking about Goku vs Batman.

P Diddy Mahomes touched my peenor on Epstein's Isle

>>150112875
too old, he should play with jalen carter if he wants to play with the best interior rusher

>>150113711
>>150113742
>>150113718

>>150113739
>No matter how you look at it, you're on a chinese cartoon website discussing a kid's sports game. Stop acting like you're any better from a kid talking about Goku vs Batman
Someone decided to perish like a dog I see.

>>150113742
When the Bengals beat my Chiefs I was rooting for the Rams to avenge us and they did. When the Bills beat your Ravens you must have been rooting for my Chiefs to avenge you. You're welcome.

>>150113522
You know, people used to talk bout this kind of shit in a frivolous time-killing way but literally no one started fixating on this "doing x by x age" like it actually mattered until Mahomes came along. And you know why Mahomesfags do it? Because unless you fixate on this specific cross-era window there's really nothing to talk about.

Brady stepped over Mahomes twice and it's not like Mahomes can ever get that back. The head-to-head matchup will loom over this entire discussion and that matchup will *always* favor Brady. 2 years from now, 50 years from now, infinity years from now, it will still be 2-0 Brady. FOREVER.

For Mahomes' legacy to somehow supercede that irrefutable fact, he'll either have to win more rings that Brady did or statmog him so brutally it trumps the chmpionship + head to head argument. So he....either needs to win more titles than any franchise then then win another on top of it, or break every passing record in the books by a *significant* margin. And I hate to break it to you, but both of those are extremely unlikely. It took Brady superhuman, statistically anomalous longevity plus stupid crazy luck plus changing franchises and winning titles well into in his 40's to pull it all off.

He's the Jerry Rice of quarterbacks. You can have the hot start, you can even be ahead of him at a certain stage, but as you go further and further down the path, a separation always occurs. Rodgers is running on fumes at 41. Brees was absolute toast at 42. Neither Manning made it to 40. Roethlisberger didn't make it to 40. Brady won a super bowl at 43 and threw for 5,000 yards and 40 touchdowns at 44. Do you guys realize that will probably never happen again? You really think the mutt's 360 noscoping his way out of 20 second dropbacks into his 40's?

The threepeat was the only thing he could realistically attain that would give him bragging right over Brady. And instead he got his shit pushed in. It's over. It will always be over

Tom Brady fondled me gently on the Epstein Peninsula™

who gets the worst refball in the NFL? still the raiders?

>>150113756
Doesn't Mahomes wife have the cuck symbol on her foot?

>>150113756
He must have a small dick or something cause how tf does the absolute GOAT of football get cucked by some karate fag that hasnt won shit? I just cant understand women.

Ben Roethlisberger gave me a jolly rogering in a spacious bathroom on Epstein's Atoll®

>>150113785
>You know, people used to talk bout this kind of shit in a frivolous time-killing way but literally no one started fixating on this
You could dismiss Peyton, Brees, and Rodgers by saying Brady had more rings, you can't do the same with Mahomes and it threatens you.

>For Mahomes' legacy to somehow supercede that irrefutable fact, he'll either have to win more rings that Brady
Wrong. If Jalen Hurts went on to 4peat nobody will give zero fucks over the 2022 win Mahomes had over him. You overrate the head-to-head. Also, it's not just going to be about rings. MVPs and individual stats will be a factor in the goat debate hence the reason Marino with 0 rings was ranked above Bradshaw who had 4 rings.

>>150112863
this couple is the definition of "you can't buy class"

>>150113785
>that would give him bragging right over Brady.
Mahomes already has bragging rights over Brady. The following things Brady will NEVER have over him:
• Win MVP and Superbowl MVP in the same season
• Never miss a championship round in 20s
• Go to 5 Super Bowls in 20s
• Win 2 league MVPs in 20s (Brady had 0 lol)
• Be only player to go to 7 straight AFCCGs in 20s
• Throw for 50 TDs or 5k yards in 20s
• Hold title of most total yards in a single season
• Have the most yards and TDs per game in NFL history
• Set a new record in wins, TDs, and pass yards in 20s
• Never miss playoffs in 20s
• Have the 2nd most playoff wins, pass TDs, and Superbowl MVPs before your 30th birthday

>A third dildo has been thrown in a WNBA game
https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45911373/sex-toy-tossed-sparks-court-third-incident-7-days
They should start doing this but in the NFL

>>150113875
They already do.

https://x.com/NoraPrinciotti/status/1057092541047291904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1057092541047291904%7Ctwgr%5E39c1cfb3603e5fc95ada2067244e697a8bbbf84c%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fsports.yahoo.com%2Fbills-mafia-patriots-dildo-throw-new-era-field-174947843.html

Deshaun Watson taught me yoga on Epstein's Pangaea®

>>150113887
not to our reffies >:/

>>150113893
>>150113835
>>150113802
>>150113742
Is the kiwi high/drunk or something?

>[Garafolo] George Kittle just crashed our set to break news that the NFL banned smelling salts and ammonia packets today. Says he uses them every drive. “I considered retirement. We have to figure out a middle ground.”
Lets do legal weed, but ban smelling salts and ammonia

im thinking weed is getting rebanned

>>150113836
>you can't do the same with Mahomes

7>3 so yeah, I can and often do. I'm not giving Mahomes credit for 4 future hypothetical rings when he only has 3. Nigger's already 30 years old and not even halfway there yet, and you're talking like he already made it.

jerry's on the list, all this micah shit is just a distraction

>>150113906
>/nfl/ nerfing Maxx Crosby

>>150113824
She knows he's a fraud

>>150113907
How many of those rings did he have at age 29 though?

>>150113906
>>150113906
>Josh Allens concussion rate is going to spike
this will have a massive underlying effect on the game btw

>>150113902
Na sober atm but it's Wednesday so probably going out tonight. Smoke some darts and have some pints

No one thinks the mutt himself is better than Brady especially after getting DOMINATED by him in both an AFCC and superbowl

1. Allen loses in overtime. The league changed the overtime rules.

2. Allen didn't get 4th down. The league added virtual measurements.

3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts, they ban it.

4. Allen was losing against the Bengals. The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.

5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed yet they gifted him MVP.

>>150113943
Brady: "thank you refs"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPJv9YzozoQ

>>150113866
doesnt matter when normies still think he's a refbaby who flops for penalties unlike a real QB goat like brady

>>150113962
6. Allen failed to convert the tush push and the NFL proposed to ban the play the following offseason.

>>150113866
>MVP awards

MVP voters refused to admit Brady was the straw that stirred the drink for years and were still screwing him over after he was the most successful qb of all time. I mean, seriously, how the fuck do you retroactively defend giving it to Rodgers in 2021 after Brady dad dicked him at home in the playoffs the year before and then had one of the greatest offensive seasons in history the next year? You had the consensus GOAT lighting the world on fire as reigning champ and everyone was like "yeah but muh advanced metrics."

Honestly, if there's one thing Mahomefags and Bradyfags can ought to agree on, it's that MVP voters are fucking stupid reactionary idiots who keep chasing narratives and trying to decide who "deserves" it instead of just giving it to who everyone knows is the best fucking player. Do you really think Lamar "deserves" to have the same number of MVPs as Mahomes does? Did you really feel Josh Allen was more valuable than Mahomes last year? MVP voters just love to zig when they know they should zag. They work for the associated press. None of them know shit.

>>150113987
>normies still think he's a refbaby
If you win too much at a casino they get mad at you. He's just a victim of his own success. A zoomer such as yourself doesn't know refbaby was coined during the Pats dynasty.

You can tell this is a general full of people who didnt play the game because they do not realize how big of an effect a ban on smelling salts is going to cause

>>150113943
>Brady what relic is that? someone who played back in the day with Otto Graham grandpa?

>>150114022
Fun fact: the average season for league MVP is on par with playoff Mahomes. So the voters must have gotten something right.

> Lamar "deserves" to have the same number of MVPs as Mahomes does?
It's a regular season award. Lamar in the regular season is elite. He just shits himself in the playoffs.

>>150114059
Players and coaches will just sneak them. They're fucking tiny so unless they get caught on camera they won't get fined. It's a stupid change purely done for optics

>>150114059
how long until a non-ammonia smelling salt hits the market?

>>150113962
>1. Allen loses in overtime. The league changed the overtime rules.
I really hope you're not the same Chiefsfag that keeps complaining about Brady "wining a coin toss" in OT of the AFCGC. Because that would be hypocrisy.
>2. Allen didn't get 4th down. The league added virtual measurements.
Except he did get it, and everyone saw him get it. They added virtual measurements so the refs can't make calls so bad it brings the integrity of the game into question again. Besides, if the league actually wanted to show favoritism for Allen they could have just, you know, given him the fucking first down.
>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts, they ban it.
If Allen was using them regularly banning them isn't helping him
>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals. The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.
You don't call football games midway through. This isn't like baseball where there's 52464352346 more games and no one cares if you just fast-forward through one.
>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed yet they gifted him MVP.
No one wanted to give Lamar MVP again because they knew he would just lose in the postseason and make it seem like they made the wrong choice. And he did lose...to Allen.

>>150114059
Unless your actually losing playing time from it then it doesnt matter. Its going to be reversed after this season anyways. The backlash has been instant.

>>150113962
>1. Allen loses in overtime. The league changed the overtime rules.
This is a good thing

>>150113866
>has 4 less Super Bowls than Tom Brady

>>150114022
>MVP voters refused to admit Brady was the straw that stirred the drink for years and were still screwing him over
You're rewriting history. Brady in his 20s wasn't him. Peyton was him. Mahomes was him. It wasn't until he got Moss at age 30 did he blossom into an elite player. The Rodgers, Mannings, and Brees of the world took his lunch money and he went a decade without winning a ring. He outlasted them and waited for guys like Peyton to retire to start ringpadding against newborn babies like Mahomes who didn't know how to read defenses yet. Look at picrel.

OROTY

>>150114203
He's going to win both OROTY and DROTY

MVPs dont mean shit, just look at 2017

FUCK YOU GUMBY

>>150114109
>. They added virtual measurements so the refs can't make calls so bad it brings the integrity of the game into question again. Besides, if the league actually wanted to show favoritism for Allen they could have just, you know, given him the fucking first down.
Now the league can literally program any outcome they want which gives them more power, not less. The conspiracy theorist are only going to cry more about refball.

>>150114211
...said no one ever but you

>>150114203 #
He's going to win both OROTY and DROTY

>>150114203
that's ashton jeanty's

>>150114211
if he unironically pulled that off you have to give him MVP too

can't spell raiders without aids

>>150114072
That chart just proves my point

Brady in 2021:
13-4
67.5%
312 yards per game
43-12
102

And I know we're supposed to pretend like nothing that happens in the postseason matters but let's be real. It absolutely fucking matters and that previous postseason he went through Brees, Rodgers and then Mahomes and then followed that up by leading the league in yards and touchdowns while averaging 300+ yards per game. How is that not MVP

>>150114109
>I really hope you're not the same Chiefsfag that keeps complaining about Brady "wining a coin toss" in OT of the AFCGC. Because that would be hypocrisy.
The new overtime rules are better but why did they change it for the Bills and not the Chiefs?

>Except he did get it, and everyone saw him get it. They added virtual measurements so the refs can't make calls so bad it brings the integrity of the game into question again.
Hundreds of games have been lost by not getting the 4th down, yet when it happens to the Bills they have to change the rules.

>If Allen was using them regularly banning them isn't helping him
Hundreds of players have been woken up with smelling salts, why do they change the rules when it happens to their darling Josh Allen.

>You don't call football games midway through. This isn't like baseball where there's 52464352346 more games and no one cares if you just fast-forward through one.
They let the Chiefs redo a down and the league lost their mind, yet Allen gets to redo an entire game and you guys say nothing. Burrow ended up beating his ass again so no harm.

>No one wanted to give Lamar MVP again because they knew he would just lose in the postseason and make it seem like they made the wrong choice.
That's probably true but it's a regular season award regardless. All the logic used to give the MVP to Lamar in 2023 could not be applied to Allen. He didn't have the 1 seed, didn't win the head to head, and his stats weren't close to being competitive. It's the worst MVP we saw in the last 2 decades.

DPOY

>>150114109
>Except he did get it, and everyone saw him get it.
lol, not what the box score says

>>150114262
>joined a team that a black backup QB led the league in yards and threw for 5k yards before Brady got there, Brady was struggling to get 20 TDs when he was on the Patriots but then magicaally throws for 40 TDs as soon as he joins the bucs
It was probably this.

>>150114303
based

look at that manlet on the ground.

When times are tough there's one thing that will always be there for you

>>150114216
>the league can literally program any outcome they want

They could already do that. Shit, the whole reason this is a hot button issue is because a ref ignored forward progress and seemingly picked a spot out of his ass that could only have been right if Allen was carrying the ball on a string tied to his ankle. And that call just happened to ensure that Taylor Swift and the swiffettes made it to the super bowl.

The new system can't possibly be any more corrupt than things are now, so fuck it. Maybe this will result in less bullshit just because they'll have one less excuse

I just want sports gambling pushed back into Indian reserves, Vegas Casinos, and Shady Mob Bookies, a complete and total ban on their advertisement on broadcasts, and to never hear what ex-nfl players moneylines are again in my fucking life.

Is this too much to ask for? We can then work off the ref seethe afterwards

>>150114359
No, the only thing that has changed is now they can say "according to our data Allen didn't get the 4th down so now there's no debate about it, so kindly stfu". It is a powergrab by the league. The refs are just their puppets who obey their orders but sometimes they fail at obeying, this now gives them more control over their puppets.

>browns have 6 quarterbacks on the roster
>none of them can play

>Lamar has a dozen receivers on the roster
>none of them can catch

>>150114419
This but with the chiefs.

Best QB room in the league

>>150114435
domebabbies.

>>150114425
I'm already pretty high on how well Worthy Brown Rice and Royals all do.
With Kelce even putting up fresh out of retirement gronk numbers (it'll be much better) the offense should be humming.

>>150114391
Gamblers truly are subhuman, we need to get rid off all this shit.

>>150114467
Sofi is an open air stadium anon

>>150114109
reeeeeetaaaaaaard

The Cleveland Browns have just overtaken one of the most coveted QB metrics in the NFL!
Tyler “Snoop” Huntley is back, giving the Browns - by far - the most experienced QB room in the league.

Browns – Flacco (19), Watson (9), Huntley (5), Pickett (4), Gabriel (0), Sanders (0) – Total: 37
Steelers – Rodgers (21), Rudolph (8), Thompson (4), Howard (0) – Total: 33
Rams – Stafford (17), Garoppolo (12), Bennett (2), Winn (1) – Total: 32
Giants – Wilson (14), Winston (11), DeVito (3), Dart (0) – Total: 28
Bills – Trubisky (9), Allen (8), White (6), Buechele (4) – Total: 27
Commanders – Johnson (11), Mariota (11), Daniels (2), Hartman (1) – Total: 25
Falcons – Cousins (14), Stick (6), Penix (2), Jones (1) – Total: 23
Chiefs – Mahomes (9), Minshew (7), Zappe (4), Oladokun (1) – Total: 21
Jets – Taylor (15), Fields (5), Martinez (1), Cook (0) – Total: 21
Cardinals – Brissett (10), Murray (7), Tune (3) – Total: 20
Lions – Goff (10), Kyle Allen (7), Hooker (3) – Total: 20
Bears – Keenum (13), Bagent (3), Reed (1), Williams (2) – Total: 19
Panthers – Dalton (15), Young (3), Plummer (1) – Total: 19
Chargers – Heinicke (8), Herbert (6), Lance (5), Uiagalelei (0) – Total: 19
Cowboys – Prescott (10), Grier (6), Milton (2) – Total: 18
Jaguars – Mullens (7), Wolford (5), Lawrence (5), Henigan (0) – Total: 17
Ravens – Jackson (8), Rush (8), Leary (1) – Total: 17
Titans – Brandon Allen (9), Boyle (7), Ward (0) – Total: 16
Raiders – Geno Smith (13), O’Connell (3), Miller (0) – Total: 16
Seahawks – Darnold (8), Lock (7), Milroe (0) – Total: 15
Buccaneers – Mayfield (8), Trask (5), Pratt (1), Bazelak (0) – Total: 14
Vikings – Rypien (7), Howell (4), McCarthy (2), Brosmer (0) – Total: 13
Broncos – Stidham (6), Ehlinger (5), Nix (2) – Total: 13
Eagles – Hurts (6), McKee (3), DTR (3), McCord (0) – Total: 12
Packers – Love (6), Willis (4), Clifford (2), Elgersma (0) – Total: 12

>>150114524
Colts – Daniel Jones (7), Richardson (3), Bean (2), Leonard (0) – Total: 12
Patriots – Dobbs (9), Maye (2), Wooldridge (0) – Total: 11
Dolphins – Tua (6), Zach Wilson (5), Ewers (0) – Total: 11
49ers – Mac Jones (5), Purdy (4), Bradley (1), Rourke (0) – Total: 10
Texans – Mills (5), Stroud (3), Slovis (1), Mertz (0) – Total: 9
Saints – Haener (3), Rattler (2), Shough (0) – Total: 5

>>150113962

She's got a bitchface.

>>150114507
okay, roof babbies

>>150114325
What Brady did and what Jameis did aren't even on remotely on the same level. Jameis put up big numbers by indiscriminately heaving the ball with no regard for situation, context or outcome. That's why the team couldn't with him. He basically played every minute like it was garbage time.

Brady being just as productive with less than half the turnovers was orders of magnitude more difficult. A TD to INT ratio of 33:30 is pointless. It's like betting a thousand dollars to make 10 dollars in profit. It's just spinning in circles. Any qb with a live arm could go 30/30 if their coach just gave no fucks and let them memechuck like a lunatic playing three flies up. And Brady turned that circus into an efficient machine in one season without losing any of the explosiveness. What he did was a borderline miracle.

I have nicknames for every part of my body. For example, my nickname for my finger is my fingio and I console it like you would a child when I hurt it.

>>150114476
>(it'll be much better)

will it

>>150114476
>Rashee will get a 6 game suspension
>Brown is guaranteed to get injured
>Royals has only looked good in practice but so did Skyy Moore....
>They have no TEs aside from 35 year old Kelce and Noah.
There's a chance they end up weaponless again.

>>150114559
Baker currently leads the league in pass TDs last two seasons combined. That last 3 QBs to touch that team led the league in something.

>>150114574
>a chance
It's already unfolding before our eyes.

>>150114507
Nah you are.

When is the last time a first round draft pick actually hit at QB? Burrow?

>>150112863
ugly family

Joey Bosa has a Berserk tattoo

>>150114628
yes Burrow is the last first round QB to have more than 1 good season of tape to his name.

>>150114476
Kelce will literally never be Gronk

My dream season would be if the Bucs manage to injure Josh Allen, Drake Maye, Brock Purdy, and Matthew Stafford. Would make me so fucking happy.

>>150114642
You know he felt dumb when Miura died playing Idolmaster.

>>150114588
Only one of them lead the team to multiple playoff wins. They are a poorly coached organization with lots of talent but they need a veteran in charge to be successful

>>150114648
Correct, Kelce is better than Gronk and will finish with the best postseason receiving numbers of all time.
I was using Gronks abysmal 2020s numbers as comparison for what Kelce at his worst this year would bring. But that isn't going to happen, because Kelce is the superior TE who didn't meat mangle his body.

32 days...

>>150114187
>he went a decade without winning a ring

Brady had already won three Superbowls in five years and would win another four in nine years and during that eight year "drought", all were winning seasons with his worst season going 10-6 (after coming back from that season ending injury) and of course Brady and Patriots had already gone 16-0 two years earlier.

>>150114588
Jameis' numbers are empty calories that came at the expense of actual competitiveness. He was like an idiot driving a Lamborghini. You can't brag about how fast you were going if you flipped the car.

Brady put up numbers because he's the best qb of all time and as I already explained >>150114559 the whole "he just did what Jameis did" thing is smoothbrain logic that ignores the actual results. If Jameis was empty calories Brady was nutrient rich superfood.

And Baker is better than Jameis but not as good as Brady, which is why he's wining more games than he loses but not three straight road playoff games and then a super bowl.

The C-minus qb couldn't get above .500, the A-plus qb won the super bowl and the B-plus qb wins an occasional playoff game. Everything is as it should be

>>150114648
this, gronk's my TE goat

>>150114648
von miller literally threw kelce end over end like a two year old that would never happen to gronk

Why is God mad at the Giants & Jets?

>>150114741
new jersey

Will my Cardinals btfo the Queefs on Sunday?

>>150114695
Brady won zero SBs. The Patriots won 3 with Brady doing nothing

Then, once Brady got good, he went ten years in his prime, playing for a team with an elite D, without winning a SB. No other QB in history has been this shitty

At this point, Brady was a total laughing stock. But then he had that age 37 to 45 bonus career that nobody else got to have thanks to his great longevity genes and he took full advantage of that to rightfully be the GOAT of all the age 37 to 45 year old QBs

But below 37 QBs? Brady was B tier compared to the greats

>>150114391
Gambling is based

the american eagles demolishing the commie colored chiefs is a sign from the puppet masters

remember the patriots were necessary for the middle east

>>150114768
>At this point, Brady was a total laughing stock.

brady really threw for 971 yards in back to back owls lol

>>150114790
I mean to everyone who isn't a retard

who remembers superbowl LI? Falcons would have won if they literally just ran the ball lol

>>150114841
same with the seahawks. not even to mention gostkowski bailing his bum ass out a few times. tim fraudly is spiritually 5-5 in owls at BEST

Ever since I was a kid in Scottsdale I wanted to see my Cardies lift the Superbowl.

>>150114803

Brady cracking 300 in a SB is abnormal/flukey, most of the time it was
145
201
236
262
266
276

With Joe Montana, it was the opposite, he hit 300 in 3/4
297
331
357

We all know they're getting the 3 seed and bounced in the WC, right?

>>150114927
I still say they'll go 8-9 and miss entirely.

>>150114570
i miss old /sp/
nowadays you get a 3 day ban for making a costanza thread

>>150113515
Didn't Myles Garrett tell the front office to get rid of Baker?

>>150113290
Do you beat your child in order to force him to watch Chiefs games like your mother did?

>>150114913
>Brady never threw for 300 yards
>except for the times he did
>which I'm not going to mention

>>150114960
Maybe but if he did that just begs the question of why a DE gets to decide who the qb is

>>150114972
That's the best you got for Brady's mediocrity?

>>150114970
That's another Chiefs fan.

This was the Eagles first Super Bowl ring with Pederson/Foles. They all thought it would be the only one of their lifetimes

>>150115033
A once in a lifetime moment they thought

>>150115039
Amazing Super Bowl ring tattoo!, they said

>>150115049
This guy even got it his hand

If I had sex with a dude I would have no interest in "bussy" since I could just fuck a girl's anus if that's what I wanted, the dick however would be a unique experience. How many wins do you think my Eagles will get this season.

>>150115052
The whole town got that Pederson/Files Super Bowl ring inked on them. You can't get the free admission to museums for locals unless you have it

>>150115061
The tattoo shops had lines miles long. People sleeping in tents in line for days to get the Pederson/Foles ring inked on them

>>150112433
What is this site?

>>150115066
I imagine this guy can't be happy his Lombardi trophy got a diamond on top instead of the football lel

>>150115069
What compels a man to do this?

>>150115069
I only had to pay him $250 to do that too, what a sucker

>>150115079
tiny pp

>>150115066
It was the most beautiful ring they could imagine at the time

>>150114976
> most playoff wins of all time
> most Superbowl MVP's of all time
> most passing TDs in NFL history
> most passing yards in NFL history
> most passing yards in a super bowl
> most playoff wins in NFL history
> most super bowl wins in NFL history
> mediocrity

>>150115092
NTA but Brady had 2 decades of an elite defense. No other QB comes close to having that. Give that defense to Peyton, Rodgers, or Brees and they'd be sitting on 10 rings.

>>150115099
Brady had 2 decades of elite defense because of the work of this man and what he built. You can't just "give" that to another team or another quarterback.

>>150115061
That's actually not a bad job with the shading and color in this one. Still degenerate as fuck to get it tattooed on your body, though

>>150115079
tired of waiting 30 years

>>150115069
couldnt stop staring at his bussy 2bh

>>150115092
yes that's only half of it, you look at the other half and it is indeed mediocrity
>most playoff losses of all time
>most failed playoff campaigns of all time
>most interceptions in NFL playoffs history
>most Super Bowl losses of all time behind Jim Kelly
>only SB winning QB to go a 10 year drought in his prime without winning a SB
>most playoff INTs than playoff wins
you can go on and on

But Brady is not just the GOAT, he's also the WOAT. You balance that out and you get mid

who is football's angel reese?

>>150115162
Me.

Insider here
the Smelling Salts ban is going to kill a lot of QBs careers
Tua is gone

>>150115162
deebo

>>150115173
Good.

>>150115099
Would Peyton, Rodgers or Brees have accepted the flip side of the New England philosophy, though? For one thing, Brady was always taking team-friendly deals to help them retain depth. He rarely dragged out negotiations, never got as much as he could have if he really pressed for it and spent most of his career being midly underpaid. Those other guys, Rodgers and Brees in particular, asked for as much as humanly possible and then just told their teams to figure out the cap situation.

And not only did Brady accept less money for himself, he accepted the defense being a priority and sometimes getting most of the money. He was frequently given scraps to work with so they could save money. Converted defensive backs, converted college qbs, undersized slot receivers let go by other teams. Shit, even when they got somebody well known like Moss or Corey Dillon it was still a bargain bin pickup. Moss was traded for one fucking fourth round pick because people thought he was in decline and an asshole. Would someone like Rodgers, who got assblasted whenever one of his guys was let go, or when the team didn't draft offense, be okay with a WR corps of other team's castoffs year after year? Would Manning have been cool with the Colts not drafting Edgerrin James or Marvin Harrison because they went defense instead?

And lastly, you know what benefits a defense? An offense that consistently moves the ball, converts first downs at a high rate and doesn't turn the ball over. Brady running an insanely efficient offense and coming up clutch in big games even when he was given spare parts to work with was a big contributor to the Patriots' ability to compete even when they were a defensive team. You guys act like it was so easy and Brady just needed to be there but we all know Bill's record as a HC without Brady, and we know how Brady did without Bill. Even in the early stages it was mutualistic.

>>150115173
they'll switch to those oils cyclists use

>>150115173
What does smelling salt even do for a QB? I get weightlifters or sprinters using it but a QB? Whats the point?

>>150115239
It's like Chris Simms says, you put Rodgers on the Patriots, they do shit ton better than they did with a mid QB like Brady holding them back. Brady is basically like if you put prime Kirk Cousins on the Patriots, he'd win just as much as Brady

>>150115162
yall make fohteen hunnit a week
i make fohteen hunnit in seven days

whose hyped for the bf6 open bayta

>>150115239
>and doesn't turn the ball over.
Brady has more INTs in the playoffs than he has playoff wins. If you want a QB who doesn't turn it over, then you do not want Tom Brady

>Brady coming up clutch in big games
When did this ever happen? The biggest moment, the biggest spotlight of Brady's career was when he went 16-0 and choked it all away. You think the Michael Jordans of the world do that?

>>150115162
There is no male athlete equivalent to WNBA players. Even a whiny, selfish diva like Deebo >>150115181, or a rookie who turns out to be a bust, was at least good at some point, which is how they made the NFL to begin with.

WNBA players are just there by default because someone has to be. If you're tall and have a pulse, you're in. Caitlin Clarke is the most famous female basketball player of all time and her shooting percentages aren't even average by men's standards even though she's playing on easy mode with a smaller ball. NFL players get a percent of profits because the league is profitable. WNBA players get charity because their league has never made money.

Actually, now that I think about it the NFL equivalent to WNBA players are cheerleaders: vain bitches no one really cares about making money by piggybacking off other people's success who somehow still think they matter and deserve more money and attention just for existing at all.

>>150115288
>When did this ever happen?

Dude, at least put some effort into your shitposts

>>150115239
>we all know Bill's record as a HC without Brady,
He won SB rings at a higher rate with Phil Simms as his QB than he did with Brady as his QB. One of those rings he won with Simms, Simms didn't even play in the SB.

Bill with Simms won the Super Bowl what, 40% of the time?

Bill with Brady won the Super Bowl what, 35% of the time
Like Brady, Phil Simms was a great QB, they were pretty similar.

As for Brady and the Bucs (another Top 10 D), if you want to give Brady a Top 10 D with the Bucs then you have to give Bill a Top 10 QB for the Patriots if you want to draw any reasonable comparisons

>>150115320
The Falcons had the #25/#27 D in the NFL that year, same as every year. Falcons are well known for a perennial trash D.

And that year the Falcons had the #1/#2 offense in the NFL

When they went up 28-3, what happened there? You had Brady choking the biggest dick in history, the most unclutch performance in history. Ok, he made up for playing as you would expect vs a trash D, but him starting to play as you would expect is not "clutch"

You also had the vaulted Patriots D getting shredded, but at least they were getting shredded by the #1/2 offense in the NFL

Then what happen? The Patriots D came up clutch and shut the #1/2 offense down the rest of that game. That is clutch, right?

I mean if Brady was playing MLB for the Pats in that game, yes that would be clutch, just like the Pats MLB Dont'a Hightower did when he strip-sack Ryan to give Brady an easy 25 yard drive, that was big time clutch

Edelman also came up big time clutch in that came with the miracle catch

Hightower and Edelman were clutch in that game. Brady sucked donkey dicks then did as you would expect. That would be clutch if it was some rookie shitter but that's not clutch for a Tom Brady tier QB

>>150115255
as a stimulant and pain inhibitor. most football players using smelling salts have some background in lifting or track anyway so it's just part of their routine and ritual before they go on the field.

>>150115239
>Brady married a women worth half a billion so he cheated the salary cap and hurt the average pay for QBs

I don't know guys, I think the Browns might need a couple more quarterbacks

the Browns need LeBron

>>150115371
I know I said to put some effort into it, but what I meant was to come up with at least a semi-plausible take that I could almost believe a sane person might genuinely have. A 500 word essay that is 100% obvious bullshit that even you don't believe is just a waste of all our time.

>>150115443
Dude you're retarded. Pants on head, shut the fuck up retarded. Never speak again

Gabriel and Shadman really should've spent another season in college

>>150115398
>so competitive you looksmaxx so you can land a supermodel wife all to circumvent the salary cap

No one else has ever operated on this level. He just wanted it more

>>150115445
Well, at least your butthurt is believable.

>>150115471
I unironically kneel. I am a trophyhusband as well but he takes the title to a completely different level.

>>150115420
are we sure Bronny can't play TE?

>>150115478
Yes, dumb people are highly annoying, the more dumb the more annoying, and it's pretty much impossible to get dumber than you, right?

>>150115491
he can be the holder

>>150112553
ORANGE TEAM BAD

>>150112553
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>150115496
>it's pretty much impossible to get dumber than you, right?

Canada exists

>>150115151
ahem, just to correct this, in the span of 2004-2014, Brady actually won 2 super bowls, and appeared in 4.
What you mean is 2005-2013 (2008 excluded), which is not 10 seasons
2005 - divisional
2006 - AFCCG
2007 - SB loss
2009 - wild card
2010 - divisional
2011 - SB loss
2012 - AFCCG
2013 - AFCCG

>>150112582
You can't have cute big titty gingers around that many pervy black dudes and your ((producers)). The network has had enough lawsuits for the time being. If you hire ugly chicks maybe everyone keeps it in their pants for five minutes

Is NightCast #cancelled now? I need my dose of Ocho saying retarded shit

>"I'm sure [Pickett is] not the most popular choice among the fan base," ESPN's Dan Graziano wrote, "but as one league executive pointed out to me, he's the one of these four the Browns tried the hardest to get."

>"I like how Kenny's wired," head coach Kevin Stefanski told reporters during minicamp. "He's a really tough kid. When we traded for him, Coach [Pat] Narduzzi called me right away and was thrilled because he just believes in who the young man is and how he goes about his business. He's a gym rat. He's another guy that works extremely hard at his craft. But we're excited about his skill set. I'm excited"

If Browns are set on Pickett, does Flacco go to the Bears to take over once Caleb starts floundering? Only other QBs the Bears have are Tyson Bagent abc Case Keenum

>>150115612
I wonder if the Browns are doing this ridiculous QB circus to set up future trades. Maybe they're just retarded though.

Caleb Williams claims that pressure doesn't exist in his life.

>>150115612
Kenny Picket has more Super bowl minutes played than Herbert, Jackson and Allen combined.

>>150114203
>AEW
KWABOTY incoming

>>150115664
Caleb Williams claims that pressure doesn't exist in his bussy

>>150115673
Oh based amother German. Sgeht?

I got my nails done at a nail salon and it turned me on having 30 others in there watching me be a little faggot. I wonder if Caleb is like that too or if he likes having a guy come over to his house to do his nails or something

>>150115256
>prime Kirk Cousins
Gonna laugh about this phrase all day

>>150115681
Denn, meine Abgeordneten, was ist Europa? Es gibt keine geographische Definition unseres Kontinents, sondern nur eine volkliche und kulturelle.

Nicht der Ural ist die Grenze dieses Kontinents, sondern immer jene Linie, die das Lebensbild des Westens von dein des Ostens trennt.

Es gab eine Zeit, da war Europa jenes griechische Eiland, in das nordische Stämme vortredrungen waren, um von dort aus zum ersten Male ein Licht anzuzünden, das seitdem langsam, aber stetig die Welt der Menschen zu erhellen begann. Und als diese Griechen den Einbruch der persischen Eroberer abwehrten, da verteidigten sie nicht ihre engere Heimat, die Griechenland war, sondern jenen Begriff, der heute Europa heißt.

Und dann wanderte Europa von Hellas nach Rom.

Mit dem griechischen Geist und der griechischen Kultur verband sich römisches Denken und römische Staatskunst. Ein Weltreich wurde geschaffen, das auch heute noch in seiner Bedeutung und fortzeugenden Kraft nicht erreicht, geschweige denn übertroffen ist. Als aber die römischen Legionen gegenüber dem afrikanischen Ansturm Karthagos in drei schweren Kriegen Italien verteidieen und endlich den Sieg erfochten, war es wieder nicht Rom, für das sie kämpften. sondern das die griechisch-rörnische Welt umfassende damalige Europa.

Der nächste Einbruch gegen diesen Heimathoden der neuen menschlichen Kultur erfolgte aus den Weiten des Ostens. Ein furchtbarer Strom kulturloser Horden ergoß sich aus dem Inneren Asiens bis tief in das Herz des heutigen europäischen Kontinents, brennend, sengend und mordend als wahre Geißel des Herrn.

but would you suck a log of shit out of brady's asshole.

>>150115681
>>150115694
In der Schlacht auf den Katalaunischen Feldern traten zum ersten Male in einem Schicksalskarupf von unabsehbarer Bedeutung Römer und Germanen gemeinsam für eine Kultur ein, die, von den Griechen ausgehend, über die Römer hinweg nunmehr auch die Germanen in ihren Bann gezogen hatte.

Europa war gewachsen. Aus Hellas und Rom entstand das Abendland und seine Verteidigung war nunmehr für viele Jahrhunderte nicht nur die Aufgabe der Römer, sondern vor allem auch die Aufgabe der Germanen. In eben dein Maße aber, in dem das Abendland beleuchtet von griechischer Kultur, erfüllt vom Eindruck der gewaltigen Überlieferungen des Römischen Reiches durch die germanische Kolonisation seine Räume erweiterte. dehnte sichräumlich jener Begriff, den wir Europa nennen. Ganz gleich, ob nun deutsche Kaiser an der Unstrut oder auf dem Lechfeld die Einbrüche aus dein Osten abwehrlen, oder Afrika in langen Kämpfen aus Spanien zurückgedrängt wurde, es war immer ein Kampf des werdenden Europa gegenüber einer ihm im tiefsten Wesen fremden Umwelt. Wenn einst Rom seine unvergänglichen Verdienste an der Schöpfung und Verteidigung dieses Kontinents zukamen, dann übernahmen nunmehr auch Germanen die Verteidigung und den Schutz einer Völkerfamilie, die unter sich in der politischen Gestaltung und Zielsetzung noch so differenziert und auseinanderweichend sein mochte: im Gesamthild aber doch eine blutmäßi- und kulturell teils gleiche, teils sich ergänzende Einheit darstellt.

>>150115681
>>150115703
Ich muß diese Ausführungen machen, denn der Kampf, der sich in den ersten Monaten dieses Jahres allmählich als unausbleiblich abzuzeichnen begann, und zu dessen Führung dieses Mal in erster Linie das Deutsche Reich berufen ist, geht ebenfalls über die Interessen unseres eigenen Volkes und Landes weit hinaus. Denn so wie einst die Griechen gegenüber den Persern nicht Griechenland und die Römer gegenüber den Karthagern nicht Rom, Römer und Germanen gegenüber flunnen nicht das Abendland, deutsche Kaiser gegenüber Mongolen nicht Deutschland, spanische Helden gegenüber Afrika nicht Spanien, sondern alle Europa verteidigt haben, so kämpft Deutschland auch heute nicht für sich selbst, sondern für unseren gesamten Kontinent.

>>150112553
yuck wtf this is not cool

>1 more day until football
I can't wait any longer bros

>>150115694
>heimathoden

So do you guys think the rams are trying to stall un announcing Stafford will be out for the first half of the season as they try to trade for Kirk but not seem desperate?

>>150115664
Yea I guess "pressure" doesn't exist if every single pressure is just a sack

>1995
>Panthers had best expansion year ever
>2005
>Panthers were a good team with a triple crown WR
>2015
>Panthers go on a random 15-1 run
>2025
>?

I can't believe we've lost UK posters forever. Jaguars games won't be the same.

I can't remember who was picked first overall this year

>>150115860
Cam Ward.

>>150115864
The hockey player?

>Shadman went in round 6 to the Browns and has to compete with like 5 other QB's
Talk about a fucking humiliation ritual

>>150115912
I'm so fucking sick of that term and I hate that it's entered 4chan's autism

>>150115929
How about "gut check"?

>>150115780
what's going on with Stafford?

>>150115929
Where is it from?

>>150116069
/pol/

>watching old raiders highlights
>comfy in my blanket
>cat sleeping on my foot peacefully
>a full mug of warm coffee
gonna be a good today, bros

Good day, still waking up

>>150116119
Enjoy your absolutely senile HC, anon

AFCE winners should be required to go 6-0 in their division to even be eligible for playoff home filed advantage or individual player accolades

something bad is gonna happen to stroud. i can feel it. (((they))) won't let us be good

>>150116073
Does anyone even go there? I thought its just glowies bickering with botsm

>>150116201
>something bad is gonna happen to stroud.
He already got drafted to the Texans, what more can they do to him? Chop off his foot?

>Ex-NFL running back LeShon Johnson has been found guilty on six felony counts stemming from charges related to the biggest federal dog-fighting case of all-time earlier this year in Oklahoma.

Step aside Michael Vick

>>150116281
And just like that Vick is forgiven, for there is a new evil for white people

>>150116201
CJGJ might kill the ugly colorado kid jacksonville just drafted

Ok lads, Im new to this sport. Kindly give me an elevator pitch regarding (you)r team

>>150116165
Based as fuck loony bin coach

>>150116369
Panthers should be a team coming out a rebuild
They have a likable manlet QB and a RB with a funny name

>>150115121
>1 offseason old
>already artifacted to hell

>>150116369
The Baltimore Ravens have the most entertaining Quarterback and Runningback in the NFL. Even when they fail it's generally the most entertaining blunders you'll ever see. The defence gets a lot of sacks and can bully the fuck out of teams if we jump out to an early lead. We also just drafted a potential 2x rapist because he was too talented for our evil bald GM to pass up. This brings us one step closer to villain status

>>150116369
Bengals.

>>150116369
The Browns are a perpetual clownshow who looked like they were on the right track for the first time since 1999 7 years ago. Then they blew it all up for absolutely no reason. And now we squandered all our goodwill and are guaranteed to be dogshit until at least 2030. Cleveland is a shitty city. The team colors are shit. The name is literal shit. Become a Browns fan only if you are an absolute derelict masochist.

>>150116369
>>150116455
Bengals because >we have the best pocket passer in the league, and a very entertaining offense. >Our defense sucks major ass, and so every other game is a 38-35 shootout. >We have also never won a super bowl, and are in one of the toughest division in the league (Bengals, Ravens, Steelers). >Our QB is also due for an MVP.

Anyone getting this?

Bump limit

>>150116519
I will be. I used to play Madden 19 competitively and I want to see how much different it is from the previous gen

NEW
>>150113742
>>150113742

>>150116474
it wont happen but he'll be elite at probably the WR role
i think thats where theyre slotting him

>>150116474
eventually, but probably not this season. he needs polishing, he has a whole career of being a little sloppy, but fitter and more athletic than everyone else. now he has to get his technical skills on par with his physical skills and not have db feet in his wr routes

>>150116519
Does Madden have draft champions anymore? I used to love drafting a team right before playing someone. Depending on the players you got you'd play differently. Was a lot of fun

>>150116523
>new Madden
>different
EL OH EL

>>150116739
>>150116739
>>150116739
new

>>150116369
My Niners have the best color scheme in the NFL, red and gold, you just can't beat that.

>>150112875
Somewhere between nothing and everything

>>150115162
WHat do you call that wispy hair black girls have on their foreheads??