Thread 150112431

no heemvious fuck that guy
fuck pfl
fuck ONE

dogshit thread

What’s up guys just posted my 146 minute breakdown of UFC Vegas 109: Hernandez vs Dolidze. Remember to smash that like button and subscribe God bless y’all

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>>150100468

>>150112447
you wouldn’t say that to his face

>>150112455
Qawi was a fuckin midget prime Anthony Pettis shows that can levels

>>150112431 (OP)
So that's just a headcanon card, right?

me to fools i pity because they cannot see the error of their ways

>>150112460
I would.
Heem sucks.
Captcha: MOGGX

>>150112472
shut up faggot

>>150112455
If you were in front of me rn, I’d attempt to kill you

>>150112472
yeah

why are mma fighters not skilled enough to sleem?

>>150112487
On this side of the pond "faggot" means something else but I know u don't know that so I'll let it slide

Dana White appreciation post
Thank you Dana

>>150112502
we literally invented that word you fool

>>150112431 (OP)
How does Kevin Lee fit into this? 185 vs Malykhin?

>>150112535
malykhin can't make 185

Which Pokemon is the best representative of /heem/?

>>150112547
Exeggutor or exeggcute

His career is absolutely done now, right

>>150112455
You cocksucking slob. Interpet that however you want.

>>150112547
>exeggcute
cuz it's in perpetual agony? lmao

>>150112547
Mr Mime

>>150112547
Sneed is Jynx

>>150112547
this nigga

>>150112547
Mankey

>>150112547
Rongzhu

I'M GETTING MY ASS KICKED
FUCK YEAH

>>150112547
CHAMA

>>150112564
He was heemed in sparring like a month before that fight. Doesn't that automatically mean he didn't have a chin at all going into the fight right? Can we really count the loss?
Let's see how Lee performs if he cuts out sparring and focuses on wrestling. He deserves one more shot.

>>150112694
He has no explosiveness, what black fighter with no explosiveness has succeed.. kevo is done for.. he needs to do tiktok food reviews with his brother now

>>150112666
Michaelchandleresque

>>150112680
thanks for letting us know what your trigger word is

yall niggas booty crazed

>>150112431 (OP)
>fuck that guy
y'seethin

beast mode

bo pickle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIVQeTp_VhE
its up

>>150112823
bro is a skinny fat wrestler

>>150112824
Fuck you

>>150112892
Islam Makachev ducks all of them

>>150112802
dricus physics don't even make sense

>>150112892
Islam Makachev fucks all of them

>>150112547
gyraddos because no one takes magikarp seriously until we lose control and start heeming niggas left and right and taking over boards

>>150112892
dricus du fece vs colby shittington

Heem is shit right now

Joshua Van
Joseph Truck
Jonathan Lorry

>>150112947
sneed gets home from the amazon factory soon

>>150112924
yes it is bru

>>150112947
Im back and Im going to better the therd up what the fuck up

>>150112996
With your spelling, you’re not off to a good start

>>150113054
shut up nerd

artem invented proper 12

>>150113062
Quiet you philistine

dricus via toe hold

Dricus via Unanimous Decision

When is this place supposed to get better?

Dricus via Split Decision

dana invented mma

>>150113193
When you leave

Dricus via Majority Decision

Dricus via Technical Decision

Dricus via disqualification

>>150113193
this place isnt for on demand tiktok zoomers lil nigga.

Dricus via Submission

dricus via hurt feelings

Dricus via Technical Submission

Dricus via KO

>>150113225
What's this place for?

Dricus via TKO

Dricus Du Plicus

Dricus In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

dricus does as doo pleases

Event rescheduled via Khamzat pullout

Dricus via Loss

the dricus viaduct

Dricus via academic disqualification

Brazza buy dis crypto medicine ball is very good you know dis

Schaub vs Till who wins?

heemember this lil nigga?

His secret weapon is using a fucking medicine ball? Yeah Dricus by murder, bet the farm.

>>150113352
Those fucks all blend together after a while

>>150113367
Probably because they're all related via rampant inbreeding.

>>150113197
Bro is 1 singular person predicting a Split Decision

The Dricus for Red October

>>150113388
I'm predicting Dricus via splitting Khamzat's ass in half with his cock until he decides to stop.

Bitch I'm the Dric-Daddy

dricus via battery (cricket bat used as weapon)

>>150113435
Dricus of the Dead

Duuuurcus vs Khamrat
Your weclome

Dricus via flexed bicep battleship tattoo cannon barrage

just had wild sex

Dricus via bong rip from the asshole

Dricus by standing on Khamzat's foot and punching him into the octagon floor like an inbred railroad spike

How is smoking half a pack a day anything noteworthy?

>>150113487
What was his or her name?

Dricus via wooobwooobwoobwooob

Dricus via increasingly crushing handshake

Just ran out of weed.

Dricus via Murder (Assassain hired to shot from the stands)

>>150113544
well i’m not one to kiss and tell but let’s just say… dana frederick white jr

>>150113562
rip mcdonald

>>150113536
hm now that you mention it.. that isn't every noteworthy!

“I’m a nigger but I’m no nigger of yours, son!”
When Dricus said that I got chills.

When Dricus fucked Khamzissy unconscious my clitty cage exploded and I got diarrhea

500 Cigarettes.

Dricus via hanna barbera

oh dana I have sour belly brazza plez mus fight next year

Making an deal to buy a truckload of cheap Italian tiles. I will sell this and make so much money I can eat hot food every week

dricus via pure violins

>>150112823
Why has Chael become such a Chimaev mark lately? All he does is slurp on his dick and rewrite his history with propaganda.

Six-pack despite smoking six packs, dabbing up the Kebab guy like he's our cornerman, non consensual rimjobs...
That's how we roll in Düsseldorf

>>150113773
Hoenstly? Respect

Khamzat via DQ (Dricus arrested and escorted out of arena for bringing knife inside octagon)

>>150113773
respect for knowing the kebab guy

ngl feel bad for artem, he probably did steer mcgoobs in the right direction for prop 12 and got 0 credit for it

>T-Tony?! H-how you find me 'here'??
>Эмeн... Дyн хӀинкъyн вyгo... TӀacaлъyгьa...
>IMPOSSIBLE...h-how you can know this?!... only fazza...
>The man in the walls. The man in the walls is your dad, khabitch. He told me everything. He sends his regards.
>ACK!!!!!!

>>150113909
Real life is so gay, why couldnt this happen for true

>>150113909
>frantically dials UFC emergency hotline

>>150113891
artem is a human glove tap at the beginning of the match

I had a dream that i was eating pussy

You are what you eat

Voluminous Flavius Tang
- My UFC name as read by Burce Buffer

when will guru dare to debate destiny?

I miss Jimmy Lennon Jr. taking 5 minutes to tell us the history and backstory of each fighter

>>150114036
you must eat a lot of fruit

Why Destiny's Child when there were 3 of them?

no fucking way..

>>150114122
I don't know

You are what you shit

>>150114155
in many ways you are the opposite of what you shit

just shit out a boomerang
you won't believe what happened next

Gmhh

be sean brady

Dricus via rape

Dricus via TKO

Dricus via heem, heil Hitler

A clash of truths
Miles Johns vs Jean Matsumoto
Possibly the most consequential fight of our time

Lucas Tracy talked extensively about Miles Johns vs Jean Matsumoto and quite frankly I disagree with his opinion

kek usmeng got revved

Miles Johns vs Jean Matsumoto can go one way and one way only: in favor of the victor

Dricus via naked hug

dricus via mustache ride verbal tap

Dricus Du Plessis via means beyond our comprehension

Dricus via Schrödinger's head kick

Dricus Du Plessis by dude pleasing

dricus via drunken fist

which one of you fuckers used my piss bottle?
normally I wouldn't mind but the piss bottle is NOT for pooping in!

dricus via electric eel style electric discharge

Dricus via thoughtlessly discarded banana peel

Dricus via Plessis

dricus via tail whip or fin slap or bite move

New Jack would heem Gane

cody brundage.
phil hawes.
the white house.

Cody Bondage.

You aren't funny shut the fuck up

Nigger

>>150112431 (OP)
PFL vs /sleem/
Ngannou vs The Fat Hawaiian
Eblen vs Wolverine
Usman Nurmagomedov vs Blackburn
Kevin Lee vs Slap Jesus
Ditcheva vs PVZ
Polish qt vs red hair qt

>>150114700
I'm afraid what the advertisers will think about this.

slapshit watchers are subhuman

>>150114731
Kill yourself faggot!

>>150113193
Thursday before 319
this general is trash during shitty apex weeks

heeminder slapshit does massive numbers in india

>khamzat wins inside 2 rounds or else he loses
Everyone on /heem/ will mock this generic take but it will be correct. Khamzat by sub in the first 9 minutes or DDP by TKO in the championship rounds.

>>150114739
It gets infinitely worse a week before every big event.

>>150114771
might as well say if he doesnt win he will lose

>>150114772
I don't browse much outside of fight nights and PPV weeks. Too much homosexuality and mental illness

you just know ddp will invent a new type of sprawl that includes a backflip and a somersault

>>150114771
>>150114775
Khamzat will maul DDP. DDP has 50% TDD. He was in trouble vs Toilet Till and Bumson. Khamzat will finish him easily like he finished Bobby cuckles

DDP BWC give him 100% TDD I'M AFRAID!!!

>>150114801
>Khamzat will finish him easily like he finished Bobby cuckles
how does ratlip plan on replicating the pre-existing teeth injury on dricus?

>>150114811
So funny! Haha! Great post!

>>150114814
He'll get under the chin and DDP will go to sleep before the halfway point of round 1. Cap this. Massive mismatch. If DDP gets a rematch he'll be a +400 underdog.

Just tanked a whole box of buffalo wings at 2am

>>150114801
dricus has barely tried to stop takedowns. i'm surprised it's even 50%.

John Phillips made it to the 2nd round btw

>>150114820
Is DDP that much worse than short notice Usman in regards of defensive grappling/ will power?

>>150114816
We love to have fun here on HEEM!

>>150114839
>defensive grappling
Correct. He's not close to Usman level. DDP has good offensive grappling/BJJ but he's bad at stopping takedowns.

dricus doesn't try to stop takedowns in general. he legit has a submission reflex instead of a sprawl.

Kodus du Steelis

>>150114857
Maybe it's a wording thing... Don't disagree on the TDD, but what makes you so sure that Khamzat would finish DDP quickly once it actually hits the ground?

>“I’ve always kind of had bad bottom teeth,” Whittaker said. “I’ve had missing teeth for 10 years plus. So I’ve always been kind of shot because they’re not stable. They’re not a full circuit, they’re like half. Over the years, trauma whatever, I don’t know. It was something that needed to be addressed by every dentist was always ‘Try to keep your real teeth. Keep your real teeth.’ I should’ve got rid of them years ago.

>“But the Dricus fight... they got pushed in a little bit when I fought Dricus. I had to address that, they had to be pushed back, I had a cast in there, let them settle, yada yada yada, move on. Then when I fought Ikram [Aliskerov], I had all these infections. I had to get four root canals. And I think the teeth had just had it. I think they had just had enough. Enough is enough. [Laughs]. I don’t think there was anything holding the teeth there anymore.

>“The fear of hurting my bottom teeth, of them moving — they’ve always been crap. I haven’t been able to bite down on like an apple since I was 19. They’ve always been bad. I should’ve dealt with them.

>“They’re just gone. I don’t need them. My life is better without them. Fun fact though, when they took them out they found a massive cyst in my jaw. Apparently they think that might have been where the infections were coming from with the teeth. So everything happens for a reason.”

i tell you there's a good chance we see the funniest thing in mma history at ufc 319.

Dricus has a fucking Khamzat in his ass reflex and will fire a great barrier cream right up his mountain bamhole!

>>150114731
aspinall, jones, ngannou, miocic
all of them? ducked powerslap

I can't

>>150114925
Aspinall slapped Jones ethereally to retirement.

>>150114928
Excellent post
>>150114932
Pathetic somali post

dricus will whisper "triangle" in ratlips ear and ratlip will schaub his shorts and stand up

Perreira used his chama magic to steal the soul from LHW division

why would a somali disparage jon jones

>>150114941
Nigerians and somalis have a millenia old turf war everyone knows this that's why mega stabbed up dizzee

>OOO KHAMZAT FAKES THE GLOVE TOUCH
>THIS COULD BE BAD FOR DRIC-
>OOOOO IT'S TIGHT

>>150114945
you're awfully knowledgable when it comes to the blacks aren't you

Dricus via turning into a jazz wolf and howling at khamshart

>>150114950
What are you knowledgeable at that betters society?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

THE NIGGERIAN NIGHTMARE

>>150114950
I'm knowledgeable about many things you'd be surprised we call it not being a retard up here
>>150114975
Many such cases

>i'm a heckin epic racist bruder i swear HH
>worships gay black fighters
>listens to and has intricate knowledge of hiphop and black culture
bbbbbeast of a finn

>YOU KNOW THE REAL QUESTION NOW MIKE IS, JUST HOW MUCH HAS BRITAIN RECOVERED? THAT WAS A SERIOUS BEATDOWN AND SOMETIMES MIKE YOU JUST AREN'T THE SAME

TONIGHT'S FIGHTS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TRANSPORTER 4, GET TRANSPORTED STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION THIS JULY!

Rajesh seems most upset this morning saar he is saying I cannot visit or enjoy the zoo as a person because I just can't okay (it's not fair on the Khans I fear)

Why does every faggot who watches boxing or UFC have to go through this cringe rite of passage where they start wearing these gay cocksucker hats as a way to signal that they’re a “real old school fight fan!”

>>150115023
shut the fuck up
it's a stylish cap and i get a lot of compliments

Khan? Genghis Khan? My brother i fear

>>150114895
A decade of watching MMA and understanding what I watch

Not that Khan I lament and shudder

Amir Khan? Beast of a boxer i'm afraid

>>150115023
There is a goatse spreading it's aspinhole on his head

>>150114945
nigeria and somalia are 2000 miles apart on a continent that never invented the wheel lol. there's no rivalry

>>150115026
Unc.

Not that Khan either I relay in dismay
>>150115040
They have like the same IA name like other African places Liberia Georgia etc

why wont faggot Dana pay for an exorcist to help bj penn

Khan Baba?

>>150115040
i trust clozzy on this one, he's our resident expert on everything melanated

>>150115026
>>150115041
It makes your head look like a circumcised penile helmet, it’s extremely gay and Freudian. Reveals a lot about your subconscious

>>150115023
>>150115054
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

I mean like a pakistani called Khan let's save time here
>>150115051
My grandmother raised dogs animals husbandry is in my genes

>>150115026
You’re not a “hardened east coast boxing gym coach”, faggot

>>150115056
Shut up faggot, this posting tactic isn’t hitting. Stop trying the same thing over and over again like a loser. Accept that my posting is better and that’s why it’s taking attention off your unfunny Boeing attempts, and use that as motivation to up your game

>>150115068
*boring

note that in his analogies about the blacks he refers to them as animals to raise and "enjoy" and not enemies
he loves em

>>150115068
I don’t know why you’re being so hostile, all I’m asking is that you please stop impersonating me.

Really reaching for grapes and not the chicken korma and poppadoms buddeh

Angela Hill NEEDS my big white cock inside of her ass.

>>150115084
I am also saying this.

>>150115084
This but her vagina as I am not a sodomite

>>150115084
>>150115086
Room for one more no homo

>>150113232
Dricus is undefeated against mentally unstable people. Khamzat is too constantly angry to not be ragebaited by Dricus into making a mistake.

I am undefeated against pawg milfs

>>150115098
Amateur or Pro bouts?

Pawg milfs are great but you want to hit the pushing 30 and childless market they will do anything

>>150114799
Dricus will just jumpt over Khamzat.

Women want me and men want to be me.

>>150115101
amateur

WE cannot follow THEM

>>150115117
They will devour us.

They will inhale us.

>>150115125
Yeah nice gif dumbass

They will inhale my pork laced braps

I actually like jews

>>150115133
Don't brap without ya dirty diaper panties on playa!

I wish to kick "ariel helwani" down a long flight of stairs

kek he fell for it

Angela Hill? How about "Angela Hill no I won't be watching that shit!"

>>150114820
yeah, joey said it the best: ddp can get away with being sloppy on the feet but he cannot afford to be sloppy on the ground with khamzat on top of him

>>150115155
Naw fuck that!

>>150115054
/heem/ sure brings up homosexuality apropos of nothing a lot
>post about a hat
>YOU’RE GAY YOU LIKE PENIS I BET YOU HAVE TONS OF GAY PORN ON MY EXTERNAL DRIVE

You know man, you show your real true colors after a fight

>>150115096
Fuck all of you. I like Angie. She’s got a good personality and she’s tough as hell

>>150115179
*tap tap tap* what the hell

You just know Finland looks nothing like Luke Rockhold.

>>150115102
No you don’t. They’ll try to trap you.
The best casual FWB chicks are single moms with young kids. They’re so busy all they want to do is have sex and they won’t ever try to stay the night.

Strickbeast

>>150115191
Single moms can't buy me weed and video games thoughbeit

82 days until Gane fights.

James Krause fucked prime Megan Anderson

>>150115198
Sure they can. I don’t smoke but I’ve had a couple stoner single mom fuckbuddies. Literally all they wanted to do was get baked and suck dick. It was great. Just don’t see them too long. 60 days max or else they’ll get clingy and want a relationship.

Nobody cares about your fake stories bro

>>150115204
CHILLS

>>150115204
He can have it
>>150115216
t. KHV

Back to bed

>>150115222
Yes M'lord

Yeah he's lying lol

pink piglet panties playa

I love myself playa!

all this sex talk has made me afraid, I fear

I've only been heeming my meng like once daily, and lately man some days I don't even feel like heeming my meng at all.

>>150112431 (OP)
Chat is this real?

Tony doesn't actually believe he will ever win another fight again does he? Because that would be very sad.

Lost 40kg by gooning every day.

>>150115198
Middest bitch in the universe sucking on old rancid flacid cock what a pathetic whore and this is what a celebrity is lmao

>>150115412
It is what it is.

I put molly all in her champagne. She ain't even know it.

good morning i want to kill myself

Out of all the character gimmicks, "chiwiwi" has to be the shittiest one in human existence.

>>150115510
Do it then pussy, you wont

>>150115515
What about that guy who used to drink out of people's shoe?

>>150115516
of course not i just said i want to

>>150115179
Confidently rocking white jeans might be the hardest shit doo can do

>will honor any donation and request for a humorous impression of someone, no matter how disrespectful or offensive
>unless it’s the queen
What a fucking pathetic, bootlicking British cuck. If this is a “based Englishman” then those faggots deserve what they get

pawg

I urinated in the toilet bowl

>>150115350
Fuck no. One has no fucking money. They don't give their champions fight because they can't fucking pay them. PFL doesn't have either, slightly more than One, but they can't fucking pay Ngannou's ridiculous 10 mil every fight. Because Ngannou is not a fucking draw, he fought opponents that drew in the money. Both of these promotions are dirt poor, and this would drain their fucking money.

I just scalded my meng washing it in the sink

The Schmo snorted coke from Schaub's piss drenched sink and is still alive to tell the story.

>>150115615
gotta have some morals chinky

>>150115729
Lizzy the lizzard is dead its common sense to not disrespect the dead even if they are nephilim hybrid sons of the devil.

Yeah. Heem

This still up?

Don't be fooled Finns are IC5

it's called a tan

got my phd pork humping degree

What am I to do with this scalded meng

Mick Porker

Will he make it?

Heem me up Scotty
Got pounds of that kush watch me go on a diet

>>150115777
don't care, guru has a code I spose

>>150114946
Would be the best thing ever.

Dricus walks around like 200lbs. Chamiv can't big brother him like he has everyone else

>>150115948
Two former welterweights.

Dricus walks around at 400 man

Dricus keeps it 300, like the romans

Aljo walks around 200 lbs.

>>150116090
I think I unironically have similar muscle insertions to aljo

>>150116090
I literally look like this

>>150116102
Get out of my country

Noice and rapey yeah?

>>150116152
Yoink. My country now.

Is du plessis a good bet?

Why does Islam allow this? Bring shame upon the entire village of dagestan

>>150116090
No he doesn't, he's only 5'7. And that's not him at walk around weight, that's him already cutting down to 145.

>>150116328
Who's the skirt

>>150114523
is being gay the best base for mma?
>dricus
>izzy
>payton
>Poirier

>>150116367
All of those are bums though

>>150116362
Ada Makhacheva islamțe cousin, here she is shaving her legs for you

>>150116373
Stop looking at your family photo and turn back to your monitor

>>150116379
Wow what the hell surely the nurmagomedov clan doesn't have a whore in the grass what would abdulmanap think

>>150116379
Buday destroyed her and Khabib called Dana to remove him from the UFC

>>150116380
wow man.. just wow

>>150116328
>S-sizza...???
*unzip

>>150116417
Its his cousin akshully, Islam needs to address this

>>150116437
His brazza Khabib is not actually his brother, you know. All brazza are brazzas therefore his cousin is his sizza.
But Khabib already tried to address the situation with her in the past.

The side minge keeps texting and she's really dumb

>>150116467
Post her tits

>>150116481
Give him a few minutes he's too depressed to lift his shirt up.

Nigger

black pipo named Jailton
its like whyt pipo named Majosson

>>150116481
Not the best feature

>>150112431 (OP)
>no heemvious
Get a load of this fucking guy.

Another high quality gas station breakfast

Conor is trying to extort the President of the United States of America just how low can that idiot go ffs

>>150116504
Bossman swing me nasi lemak and pipe down, thanks.

This still up?

>>150116550
Bongster and the Finn didn't carry their weight I'm afraid

Dricus dominated Tom

i fear i'm afraid

>OHHHHHHHHH HE SAW A PAWG MILF JOE
>HE'S HURT HE'S HURT BADLY

We say poggers from now on

-your heem president

>>150116564
And yet they cut Buday mere days before this. Something to keep in mind

Dricus ranks top 10 african quisine

Adesanya, what happened there?

>>150116620
sold his soul to the devil to get a win over pereira, now he’ll never win a fight again

>>150113193
Right now

*logs off*

Hey pussy you still here

This STILL up? Ffs endeavor better scramble UFC is fucking dying

Hey pussy you still up?

>>150116844
free my fat nigga big pussy he aint done nothing wrong

WOOOOHOOOOOO

Why you act frightened?
I am enlightened
Your weakness builds me
So someday you'll see

Zahabi aka the only ranked canadian fighter

Cali imports and The Gringo Papi

Wild how Aldo got robbed in his two last fights

>>150116938
Disagree, i think he is just a bum, an old bum rat who couldn't keep up

>>150116930
we play hockey here bud MMA is for poor retards

>>150116955
GSP is a poor retard?

>>150116955
Straight fax

Ankalaev has been an absolute disaster for LHW. Why are brazza's such primadonnas?

>>150116958
he was, he used to bounce clubs in mtl I seen him a few times when we used to sneak into "the main" in high school

>>150116967
He was a bouncer for those aliens innit

GSP should link up with Angela Hill to download all the data on Betty and Barney

fuck UFC

The alien ducked george

Tapper is cooked

Buday is strung up above Dana's tub bussy first

>>150117002
Looks more like the alien impregnated him

>>150117011
Artem will get nothing

>>150117011
"The Russian Hammer"

>>150117011
isn't gooby already dealing with a 2nd rape charge now

Fuck Brazilian cans

>>150116966
What's got ya bussy in a twist now, playa?

you now remember when kody steele gave the vanquisher of pereira a panic attack

you now remember Alonzo Menifield and Khalil did what ankalaev couldn't do and knock out Paul Craig

>>150116966
Ankalaev wanted to fight in summer but PeRoevWade needed time off to heal his prolapse

Notice how nobody talks about Tapalaev anymore

We’re talking about Chadkalaev right now albeit

kek Mago tap tap, its too bad they dagi fans don't like him he's one of the few dagestanis that arent crotchsniffing nerds

Ankalaev is based but I'm afraid he wont win the rematch I fear

Fraid so; fraid so

and now its time for a heem classic

I miss the old marty

Kody steele fight news ?

>>150117209
That's current Ali

>>150116387
Islam isn't related to Khabib's family, he's from a different ethnic group

>>150114703
Jesus Christ! This is what I need in my life, Blackburn my liege.

FACT: dirty diaper panties has 50% TDD

>>150117011
Unironically laying the foundation for Conor vs Artem to headline a UFC PPV

Joe Pyfers dad man..... he beat his son up over a video game.

What kind words and praises will ddp say to khamzat in press conference

*hides post*

Chadkalaev spanked that piggy in Vegas and made him sign the contract to do it again.

We love our champion.

>>150117266
My clitty just sprayed.

FACT: Jiraped and PeRoevWade refused to fight Magodaddy in the summer

*hides post*

>>150117260
Which video game specifically?

*sprays clitty*

>>150117311
Uncharted 3 co-op

>>150117324
Uncharted three? The third Uncharted game? The Co-op mode of the third Uncharted game?

>>150117335
His dad called him out for kill stealing and all Pyfer did was smirk.

sign ma petition ye?

Gaethje deserves the title shot and anyone who says otherwise is a reddit cazzie

Did you see what ank done? Came in the white benz left in the black one

>>150117266
Made for big brazza cock

REMINDER: Daddysanya was winning before the early stoppage

>>150112431 (OP)
Looked at this and thought Stampy was about to fight Ngannou

newfag from the goatfucker variety has takes

>>150117383
Adesanya has a good claim for middleweight GOAT

Fighting sports needs more LGBT representation

You have more motivation to fight if touching your opponent turns you on
Also you give your opponent disadvantage when they see your raging boner mid fight

>>150117383
Factual.

Daddysanya had enough of the Islamophobic racists greasing the octagon with Du Piglet's bacon bussy leakage.

Cucknor is going down i bet he will die penniless like a dog and his children will be killed by a dagestani terrorist

Artem is a ra-at
Na na na na
Hey!
Na na na na
Hey!

People support the retarded Irish MAGA rapist huh

Can't be touched, can't be stopped
Can't be moved, can't be rocked
Can't be shook, we hot

You are a gay retard

Abdulmanapping an absolutely atrocious Ankalaev on the Evloev rn

>>150117435
Why are firsties like this

>>150117453
"Ari Emmanuel" and "his" "business" endeavors need us "interested" and "informed".

>>150117453
why would you use any of these platforms to begin with?

Wish i could Makwan a hot load inside a couple of finnish bints right up their amirkhanis

dagistanis are fuckin garbage

You just know miss helsinki is getting Makwaned as we speak, a lot of IN OUT , IN OUT amrikhani action

Daddystan got ya bacon gape self lubricating I fear

I'm going to heem my cock into you eye socket

>>150117505
*heems my eye socket into your cock*

yacht has gym

>>150117499
Merle demonface bitch

>>150117574
monitor on

when casuals say it's bad fight iq to try to take down a fighter that's good at wrestling it makes me want to enter a frenzy and kill everything i see

>>150117591
It’s a bad idea if they have good front headlock chokes

Nick diaz went turned to meth after learning about the aris and helwanis

>>150117612
the choke matters less than the ability to react and defend it in time, if it's a well timed takedown where you can actually get to the legs you won't have to worry about that. even if you sprawl and get to a front headlock you can still get taken down

>>150117536
That's where McGaped puts weights around his glass jaw to practice sucking BBC.

Nigger

Still up dam y'all falling off bad I already ran a 5k and finished a memo

Hernandez almost got finished by Joshua Fremd, bet the house on poolidze

Crazy how fast gooby went from Gyllenhaal press tour to coke demon. Hollywood still got their humiliation ritual out of him before cutting him loose

>>150117778
He's been a coke fiend for almost a decade. You can see him tweaking during the RDA and Nate pressers

>>150117400
guru debunked this last week

Cooking up some wicked scran in the Thicknesse merch. Not an air fryer in sight.

Cody looks way cooler than Omalley I can see why he was seething

I wont

>>150117841
I'm sorry Volk but that firepit is sad

>>150117843
look at the frame on chrissy she should have been birthing sons

>>150117896
I beg your pardon

>>150117906
shoulder to hip ratio that would make arnold blush

>>150117896
bit of a linebacker physique. I see what you're saying

if Ben "Funky" Askren calls you Marty Usman, you're Marty Usman

What's the deal with fighters training during the day when they fight at night?

>>150117942
just in case

He's here he's here!

Anyone heard the news!?

THE news???

>>150117969
>t.

>>150117973
Artom Lobov is coming out of retirement for a fight

>>150118047
just drank antifreeze and i still have chills

Active heemer at Fort Stewart. Pure violins I hear.

>>150117920
Normal people look at their tits, this guy looks at their shoulders and calculates their width

Bo Nickal really beat up a landscape gardener and got the world shook

Conor beat a prime Aldo cope and seethe

>>150118103
>"DEE GET DOWN FROM THE CROWS NEST YE?"

Not into the faggot gossip but this stuff really hits you

>>150118126
What's this nonsense?

>>150118136

I always knew Artuk was telling the truth, good to see exactly how it went to confirm though. Imagine your friend doing this

You cannot say salam aleikum and congratulations on whiskey

What do you think caused it to go wrong? I pretty much know, and I'm sure I'm right

just imagine what i would to if i went apeshit on you, just imagine

artem little tick

Crazy that Artem has been working in construction right here in the uk the last 5 years haha. He could've fought but he thought he was worth more, would be hilarious to bump into him

hahahah artem is a rat-rat-rat

Artem’s record has more losses than wins. He’s not relevant by any mma metric.

artim is push wheelbarrows and Connor is gonna be president of Ireland, levels

Look at Prolific last week (Arm). She's getting that frail skinny fat body like an old woman. It's insane to see how some women just disintegrate like it's a race when as that age, she's not even old

>>150118210
You should Kys

>>150118188
No he's now, shut the fuck up you faggot Maggot. A real man couldn't say that after reading it

>>150118223
sing it with me....
Artem is a rat-rat-rat

Artem went up against Khabib and the gang for Conor. Name one of your mates that would even dream of doing that for you. He even admitted that he didnt want a problem with zubeira Tuhkagov because he's related with Kardirov and you're fucked either way

Bitch this powder not dust

>>150118216
Why?

>>150118210
No one knows what proflic is b, this is America

>>150118271
Educate yourself Nate

Conor McGaped is a suicidal gay rapist that will OD on bussy juice.

Ive ordered and Arctyrex jacket and not ashamed to say I'm excited to try it out. They say material things can't make you happy but they sure can.

Anyone got one?

>>150118301
You look like David Lammy with hair and a mustache

>>150118314
kek

Artemis Lobov

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