no heemvious fuck that guy
fuck pfl
fuck ONE
Whatโs up guys just posted my 146 minute breakdown of UFC Vegas 109: Hernandez vs Dolidze. Remember to smash that like button and subscribe God bless yโall
>>150112447you wouldnโt say that to his face
>>150112455Qawi was a fuckin midget prime Anthony Pettis shows that can levels
>>150112431 (OP)So that's just a headcanon card, right?
me to fools i pity because they cannot see the error of their ways
>>150112460I would.
Heem sucks.
Captcha: MOGGX
>>150112472shut up faggot
>>150112455If you were in front of me rn, Iโd attempt to kill you
why are mma fighters not skilled enough to sleem?
>>150112487On this side of the pond "faggot" means something else but I know u don't know that so I'll let it slide
Dana White appreciation post
Thank you Dana
>>150112502we literally invented that word you fool
>>150112431 (OP)How does Kevin Lee fit into this? 185 vs Malykhin?
>>150112535malykhin can't make 185
Which Pokemon is the best representative of /heem/?
>>150112547Exeggutor or exeggcute
kevo
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His career is absolutely done now, right
>>150112455You cocksucking slob. Interpet that however you want.
>>150112547>exeggcutecuz it's in perpetual agony? lmao
I'M GETTING MY ASS KICKED
FUCK YEAH
>>150112564He was heemed in sparring like a month before that fight. Doesn't that automatically mean he didn't have a chin at all going into the fight right? Can we really count the loss?
Let's see how Lee performs if he cuts out sparring and focuses on wrestling. He deserves one more shot.
>>150112694He has no explosiveness, what black fighter with no explosiveness has succeed.. kevo is done for.. he needs to do tiktok food reviews with his brother now
>>150112666Michaelchandleresque
>>150112680thanks for letting us know what your trigger word is
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>>150112431 (OP)>fuck that guyy'seethin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIVQeTp_VhE
its up
>>150112823bro is a skinny fat wrestler
>>150112892Islam Makachev ducks all of them
>>150112802dricus physics don't even make sense
>>150112892Islam Makachev fucks all of them
>>150112547gyraddos because no one takes magikarp seriously until we lose control and start heeming niggas left and right and taking over boards
>>150112892dricus du fece vs colby shittington
Joshua Van
Joseph Truck
Jonathan Lorry
>>150112947sneed gets home from the amazon factory soon
>>150112947Im back and Im going to better the therd up what the fuck up
>>150112996With your spelling, youโre not off to a good start
>>150113062Quiet you philistine
Dricus via Unanimous Decision
When is this place supposed to get better?
Dricus via Split Decision
>>150113193When you leave
Dricus via Majority Decision
Dricus via Technical Decision
Dricus via disqualification
>>150113193this place isnt for on demand tiktok zoomers lil nigga.
Dricus via Technical Submission
>>150113225What's this place for?
Dricus In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
dricus does as doo pleases
Event rescheduled via Khamzat pullout
Dricus via academic disqualification
Brazza buy dis crypto medicine ball is very good you know dis
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heemember this lil nigga?
His secret weapon is using a fucking medicine ball? Yeah Dricus by murder, bet the farm.
>>150113352Those fucks all blend together after a while
>>150113367Probably because they're all related via rampant inbreeding.
>>150113197Bro is 1 singular person predicting a Split Decision
The Dricus for Red October
>>150113388I'm predicting Dricus via splitting Khamzat's ass in half with his cock until he decides to stop.
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>Ah shore am fankful for dese Reebok shuz Daneuh betta keep em from me lad though ahahah
dricus via battery (cricket bat used as weapon)
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>>150113435Dricus of the Dead
Duuuurcus vs Khamrat
Your weclome
Dricus via flexed bicep battleship tattoo cannon barrage
Dricus via bong rip from the asshole
Dricus by standing on Khamzat's foot and punching him into the octagon floor like an inbred railroad spike
How is smoking half a pack a day anything noteworthy?
>>150113487What was his or her name?
Dricus via wooobwooobwoobwooob
Dricus via increasingly crushing handshake
Dricus via Murder (Assassain hired to shot from the stands)
>>150113544well iโm not one to kiss and tell but letโs just sayโฆ dana frederick white jr
>>150113536hm now that you mention it.. that isn't every noteworthy!
โIโm a nigger but Iโm no nigger of yours, son!โ
When Dricus said that I got chills.
When Dricus fucked Khamzissy unconscious my clitty cage exploded and I got diarrhea
oh dana I have sour belly brazza plez mus fight next year
Making an deal to buy a truckload of cheap Italian tiles. I will sell this and make so much money I can eat hot food every week
>>150112823Why has Chael become such a Chimaev mark lately? All he does is slurp on his dick and rewrite his history with propaganda.
Six-pack despite smoking six packs, dabbing up the Kebab guy like he's our cornerman, non consensual rimjobs...
That's how we roll in Dรผsseldorf
>>150113773Hoenstly? Respect
Khamzat via DQ (Dricus arrested and escorted out of arena for bringing knife inside octagon)
>>150113773respect for knowing the kebab guy
ngl feel bad for artem, he probably did steer mcgoobs in the right direction for prop 12 and got 0 credit for it
>T-Tony?! H-how you find me 'here'??
>ะญะผeะฝ... ะyะฝ ั
ำะธะฝะบัyะฝ ะฒyะณo... Tำacaะปัyะณัa...
>IMPOSSIBLE...h-how you can know this?!... only fazza...
>The man in the walls. The man in the walls is your dad, khabitch. He told me everything. He sends his regards.
>ACK!!!!!!
>>150113909Real life is so gay, why couldnt this happen for true
>>150113909>frantically dials UFC emergency hotline
>>150113891artem is a human glove tap at the beginning of the match
I had a dream that i was eating pussy
Voluminous Flavius Tang
- My UFC name as read by Burce Buffer
when will guru dare to debate destiny?
I miss Jimmy Lennon Jr. taking 5 minutes to tell us the history and backstory of each fighter
>>150114036you must eat a lot of fruit
Why Destiny's Child when there were 3 of them?
mma
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no fucking way..
>>150114155in many ways you are the opposite of what you shit
just shit out a boomerang
you won't believe what happened next
Dricus via heem, heil Hitler
A clash of truths
Miles Johns vs Jean Matsumoto
Possibly the most consequential fight of our time
Lucas Tracy talked extensively about Miles Johns vs Jean Matsumoto and quite frankly I disagree with his opinion
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kek usmeng got revved
Miles Johns vs Jean Matsumoto can go one way and one way only: in favor of the victor
dricus via mustache ride verbal tap
Dricus Du Plessis via means beyond our comprehension
Dricus via Schrรถdinger's head kick
Dricus Du Plessis by dude pleasing
which one of you fuckers used my piss bottle?
normally I wouldn't mind but the piss bottle is NOT for pooping in!
dricus via electric eel style electric discharge
Dricus via thoughtlessly discarded banana peel
dricus via tail whip or fin slap or bite move
cody brundage.
phil hawes.
the white house.
You aren't funny shut the fuck up
>>150112431 (OP)PFL vs /sleem/
Ngannou vs The Fat Hawaiian
Eblen vs Wolverine
Usman Nurmagomedov vs Blackburn
Kevin Lee vs Slap Jesus
Ditcheva vs PVZ
Polish qt vs red hair qt
>>150114700I'm afraid what the advertisers will think about this.
slapshit watchers are subhuman
>>150114731Kill yourself faggot!
>>150113193Thursday before 319
this general is trash during shitty apex weeks
heeminder slapshit does massive numbers in india
>khamzat wins inside 2 rounds or else he loses
Everyone on /heem/ will mock this generic take but it will be correct. Khamzat by sub in the first 9 minutes or DDP by TKO in the championship rounds.
>>150114739It gets infinitely worse a week before every big event.
>>150114771might as well say if he doesnt win he will lose
>>150114772I don't browse much outside of fight nights and PPV weeks. Too much homosexuality and mental illness
you just know ddp will invent a new type of sprawl that includes a backflip and a somersault
>>150114771>>150114775Khamzat will maul DDP. DDP has 50% TDD. He was in trouble vs Toilet Till and Bumson. Khamzat will finish him easily like he finished Bobby cuckles
DDP BWC give him 100% TDD I'M AFRAID!!!
>>150114801>Khamzat will finish him easily like he finished Bobby cuckleshow does ratlip plan on replicating the pre-existing teeth injury on dricus?
>>150114811So funny! Haha! Great post!
>>150114814He'll get under the chin and DDP will go to sleep before the halfway point of round 1. Cap this. Massive mismatch. If DDP gets a rematch he'll be a +400 underdog.
Just tanked a whole box of buffalo wings at 2am
>>150114801dricus has barely tried to stop takedowns. i'm surprised it's even 50%.
John Phillips made it to the 2nd round btw
>>150114820Is DDP that much worse than short notice Usman in regards of defensive grappling/ will power?
>>150114816We love to have fun here on HEEM!
>>150114839>defensive grapplingCorrect. He's not close to Usman level. DDP has good offensive grappling/BJJ but he's bad at stopping takedowns.
dricus doesn't try to stop takedowns in general. he legit has a submission reflex instead of a sprawl.
>>150114857Maybe it's a wording thing... Don't disagree on the TDD, but what makes you so sure that Khamzat would finish DDP quickly once it actually hits the ground?
>โIโve always kind of had bad bottom teeth,โ Whittaker said. โIโve had missing teeth for 10 years plus. So Iโve always been kind of shot because theyโre not stable. Theyโre not a full circuit, theyโre like half. Over the years, trauma whatever, I donโt know. It was something that needed to be addressed by every dentist was always โTry to keep your real teeth. Keep your real teeth.โ I shouldโve got rid of them years ago.
>โBut the Dricus fight... they got pushed in a little bit when I fought Dricus. I had to address that, they had to be pushed back, I had a cast in there, let them settle, yada yada yada, move on. Then when I fought Ikram [Aliskerov], I had all these infections. I had to get four root canals. And I think the teeth had just had it. I think they had just had enough. Enough is enough. [Laughs]. I donโt think there was anything holding the teeth there anymore.
>โThe fear of hurting my bottom teeth, of them moving โ theyโve always been crap. I havenโt been able to bite down on like an apple since I was 19. Theyโve always been bad. I shouldโve dealt with them.
>โTheyโre just gone. I donโt need them. My life is better without them. Fun fact though, when they took them out they found a massive cyst in my jaw. Apparently they think that might have been where the infections were coming from with the teeth. So everything happens for a reason.โ
i tell you there's a good chance we see the funniest thing in mma history at ufc 319.
Dricus has a fucking Khamzat in his ass reflex and will fire a great barrier cream right up his mountain bamhole!
>>150114731aspinall, jones, ngannou, miocic
all of them? ducked powerslap
>>150114925Aspinall slapped Jones ethereally to retirement.
>>150114928Excellent post
>>150114932Pathetic somali post
dricus will whisper "triangle" in ratlips ear and ratlip will schaub his shorts and stand up
Perreira used his chama magic to steal the soul from LHW division
why would a somali disparage jon jones
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>>150114941Nigerians and somalis have a millenia old turf war everyone knows this that's why mega stabbed up dizzee
>OOO KHAMZAT FAKES THE GLOVE TOUCH
>THIS COULD BE BAD FOR DRIC-
>OOOOO IT'S TIGHT
>>150114945you're awfully knowledgable when it comes to the blacks aren't you
Dricus via turning into a jazz wolf and howling at khamshart
>>150114950What are you knowledgeable at that betters society?
>>150114950I'm knowledgeable about many things you'd be surprised we call it not being a retard up here
>>150114975Many such cases
>i'm a heckin epic racist bruder i swear HH
>worships gay black fighters
>listens to and has intricate knowledge of hiphop and black culture
bbbbbeast of a finn
>YOU KNOW THE REAL QUESTION NOW MIKE IS, JUST HOW MUCH HAS BRITAIN RECOVERED? THAT WAS A SERIOUS BEATDOWN AND SOMETIMES MIKE YOU JUST AREN'T THE SAME
TONIGHT'S FIGHTS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TRANSPORTER 4, GET TRANSPORTED STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION THIS JULY!
Rajesh seems most upset this morning saar he is saying I cannot visit or enjoy the zoo as a person because I just can't okay (it's not fair on the Khans I fear)
Why does every faggot who watches boxing or UFC have to go through this cringe rite of passage where they start wearing these gay cocksucker hats as a way to signal that theyโre a โreal old school fight fan!โ
>>150115023shut the fuck up
it's a stylish cap and i get a lot of compliments
Khan? Genghis Khan? My brother i fear
>>150114895A decade of watching MMA and understanding what I watch
Not that Khan I lament and shudder
Amir Khan? Beast of a boxer i'm afraid
>>150115023There is a goatse spreading it's aspinhole on his head
>>150114945nigeria and somalia are 2000 miles apart on a continent that never invented the wheel lol. there's no rivalry
Not that Khan either I relay in dismay
>>150115040They have like the same IA name like other African places Liberia Georgia etc
why wont faggot Dana pay for an exorcist to help bj penn
>>150115040i trust clozzy on this one, he's our resident expert on everything melanated
>>150115026>>150115041It makes your head look like a circumcised penile helmet, itโs extremely gay and Freudian. Reveals a lot about your subconscious
>>150115023>>150115054Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
I mean like a pakistani called Khan let's save time here
>>150115051My grandmother raised dogs animals husbandry is in my genes
>>150115026Youโre not a โhardened east coast boxing gym coachโ, faggot
>>150115056Shut up faggot, this posting tactic isnโt hitting. Stop trying the same thing over and over again like a loser. Accept that my posting is better and thatโs why itโs taking attention off your unfunny Boeing attempts, and use that as motivation to up your game
note that in his analogies about the blacks he refers to them as animals to raise and "enjoy" and not enemies
he loves em
>>150115068I donโt know why youโre being so hostile, all Iโm asking is that you please stop impersonating me.
Really reaching for grapes and not the chicken korma and poppadoms buddeh
Angela Hill NEEDS my big white cock inside of her ass.
>>150115084I am also saying this.
>>150115084This but her vagina as I am not a sodomite
>>150115084>>150115086Room for one more no homo
>>150113232Dricus is undefeated against mentally unstable people. Khamzat is too constantly angry to not be ragebaited by Dricus into making a mistake.
I am undefeated against pawg milfs
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>>150115098Amateur or Pro bouts?
Pawg milfs are great but you want to hit the pushing 30 and childless market they will do anything
>>150114799Dricus will just jumpt over Khamzat.
Women want me and men want to be me.
>>150115117They will devour us.
>>150115125Yeah nice gif dumbass
They will inhale my pork laced braps
>>150115133Don't brap without ya dirty diaper panties on playa!
I wish to kick "ariel helwani" down a long flight of stairs
Angela Hill? How about "Angela Hill no I won't be watching that shit!"
>>150114820yeah, joey said it the best: ddp can get away with being sloppy on the feet but he cannot afford to be sloppy on the ground with khamzat on top of him
>>150115155Naw fuck that!
>>150115054/heem/ sure brings up homosexuality apropos of nothing a lot
>post about a hat>YOUโRE GAY YOU LIKE PENIS I BET YOU HAVE TONS OF GAY PORN ON MY EXTERNAL DRIVE
You know man, you show your real true colors after a fight
>>150115096Fuck all of you. I like Angie. Sheโs got a good personality and sheโs tough as hell
>>150115179*tap tap tap* what the hell
You just know Finland looks nothing like Luke Rockhold.
>>150115102No you donโt. Theyโll try to trap you.
The best casual FWB chicks are single moms with young kids. Theyโre so busy all they want to do is have sex and they wonโt ever try to stay the night.
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>>150115191Single moms can't buy me weed and video games thoughbeit
82 days until Gane fights.
James Krause fucked prime Megan Anderson
>>150115198Sure they can. I donโt smoke but Iโve had a couple stoner single mom fuckbuddies. Literally all they wanted to do was get baked and suck dick. It was great. Just donโt see them too long. 60 days max or else theyโll get clingy and want a relationship.
Nobody cares about your fake stories bro
pink piglet panties playa
all this sex talk has made me afraid, I fear
I've only been heeming my meng like once daily, and lately man some days I don't even feel like heeming my meng at all.
>>150112431 (OP)Chat is this real?
Tony doesn't actually believe he will ever win another fight again does he? Because that would be very sad.
Lost 40kg by gooning every day.
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>>150115198Middest bitch in the universe sucking on old rancid flacid cock what a pathetic whore and this is what a celebrity is lmao
>>150115412It is what it is.
I put molly all in her champagne. She ain't even know it.
good morning i want to kill myself
Out of all the character gimmicks, "chiwiwi" has to be the shittiest one in human existence.
>>150115510Do it then pussy, you wont
>>150115515What about that guy who used to drink out of people's shoe?
>>150115516of course not i just said i want to
>>150115179Confidently rocking white jeans might be the hardest shit doo can do
>will honor any donation and request for a humorous impression of someone, no matter how disrespectful or offensive
>unless itโs the queen
What a fucking pathetic, bootlicking British cuck. If this is a โbased Englishmanโ then those faggots deserve what they get
I urinated in the toilet bowl
>>150115350Fuck no. One has no fucking money. They don't give their champions fight because they can't fucking pay them. PFL doesn't have either, slightly more than One, but they can't fucking pay Ngannou's ridiculous 10 mil every fight. Because Ngannou is not a fucking draw, he fought opponents that drew in the money. Both of these promotions are dirt poor, and this would drain their fucking money.
I just scalded my meng washing it in the sink
The Schmo snorted coke from Schaub's piss drenched sink and is still alive to tell the story.
>>150115615gotta have some morals chinky
>>150115729Lizzy the lizzard is dead its common sense to not disrespect the dead even if they are nephilim hybrid sons of the devil.
Don't be fooled Finns are IC5
got my phd pork humping degree
What am I to do with this scalded meng
Heem me up Scotty
Got pounds of that kush watch me go on a diet
>>150115777don't care, guru has a code I spose
>>150114946Would be the best thing ever.
Dricus walks around like 200lbs. Chamiv can't big brother him like he has everyone else
>>150115948Two former welterweights.
Dricus walks around at 400 man
Dricus keeps it 300, like the romans
Aljo walks around 200 lbs.
>>150116090I think I unironically have similar muscle insertions to aljo
>>150116090I literally look like this
>>150116102Get out of my country
>>150116152Yoink. My country now.
Is du plessis a good bet?
Why does Islam allow this? Bring shame upon the entire village of dagestan
>>150116090No he doesn't, he's only 5'7. And that's not him at walk around weight, that's him already cutting down to 145.
>>150116328Who's the skirt
>>150114523is being gay the best base for mma?
>dricus>izzy>payton>Poirier
>>150116367All of those are bums though
>>150116362Ada Makhacheva islamศe cousin, here she is shaving her legs for you
>>150116373Stop looking at your family photo and turn back to your monitor
>>150116379Wow what the hell surely the nurmagomedov clan doesn't have a whore in the grass what would abdulmanap think
buday
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>>150116379Buday destroyed her and Khabib called Dana to remove him from the UFC
>>150116380wow man.. just wow
>>150116328>S-sizza...??? *unzip
>>150116417Its his cousin akshully, Islam needs to address this
>>150116437His brazza Khabib is not actually his brother, you know. All brazza are brazzas therefore his cousin is his sizza.
But Khabib already tried to address the situation with her in the past.
The side minge keeps texting and she's really dumb
>>150116481Give him a few minutes he's too depressed to lift his shirt up.
black pipo named Jailton
its like whyt pipo named Majosson
>>150116481Not the best feature
>>150112431 (OP)>no heemviousGet a load of this fucking guy.
Another high quality gas station breakfast
Conor is trying to extort the President of the United States of America just how low can that idiot go ffs
>>150116504Bossman swing me nasi lemak and pipe down, thanks.
>>150116550Bongster and the Finn didn't carry their weight I'm afraid
>OHHHHHHHHH HE SAW A PAWG MILF JOE
>HE'S HURT HE'S HURT BADLY
We say poggers from now on
-your heem president
>>150116564And yet they cut Buday mere days before this. Something to keep in mind
Dricus ranks top 10 african quisine
Adesanya, what happened there?
>>150116620sold his soul to the devil to get a win over pereira, now heโll never win a fight again
This STILL up? Ffs endeavor better scramble UFC is fucking dying
>>150116844free my fat nigga big pussy he aint done nothing wrong
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WOOOOHOOOOOO
Red
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Why you act frightened?
I am enlightened
Your weakness builds me
So someday you'll see
Zahabi aka the only ranked canadian fighter
Cali imports and The Gringo Papi
Wild how Aldo got robbed in his two last fights
>>150116938Disagree, i think he is just a bum, an old bum rat who couldn't keep up
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>>150116930we play hockey here bud MMA is for poor retards
>>150116955GSP is a poor retard?
Ankalaev has been an absolute disaster for LHW. Why are brazza's such primadonnas?
>>150116958he was, he used to bounce clubs in mtl I seen him a few times when we used to sneak into "the main" in high school
>>150116967He was a bouncer for those aliens innit
GSP should link up with Angela Hill to download all the data on Betty and Barney
artem
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Tapper is cooked
Buday is strung up above Dana's tub bussy first
>>150117002Looks more like the alien impregnated him
>>150117011Artem will get nothing
>>150117011"The Russian Hammer"
>>150117011isn't gooby already dealing with a 2nd rape charge now
>>150116966What's got ya bussy in a twist now, playa?
you now remember when kody steele gave the vanquisher of pereira a panic attack
you now remember Alonzo Menifield and Khalil did what ankalaev couldn't do and knock out Paul Craig
>>150116966Ankalaev wanted to fight in summer but PeRoevWade needed time off to heal his prolapse
Notice how nobody talks about Tapalaev anymore
Weโre talking about Chadkalaev right now albeit
kek Mago tap tap, its too bad they dagi fans don't like him he's one of the few dagestanis that arent crotchsniffing nerds
Ankalaev is based but I'm afraid he wont win the rematch I fear
and now its time for a heem classic
>>150117209That's current Ali
>>150116387Islam isn't related to Khabib's family, he's from a different ethnic group
>>150114703Jesus Christ! This is what I need in my life, Blackburn my liege.
FACT: dirty diaper panties has 50% TDD
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>>150117011Unironically laying the foundation for Conor vs Artem to headline a UFC PPV
Joe Pyfers dad man..... he beat his son up over a video game.
What kind words and praises will ddp say to khamzat in press conference
Chadkalaev spanked that piggy in Vegas and made him sign the contract to do it again.
We love our champion.
>>150117266My clitty just sprayed.
FACT: Jiraped and PeRoevWade refused to fight Magodaddy in the summer
unf
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>>150117260Which video game specifically?
>>150117311Uncharted 3 co-op
ruke
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>>150117324Uncharted three? The third Uncharted game? The Co-op mode of the third Uncharted game?
>>150117335His dad called him out for kill stealing and all Pyfer did was smirk.
Gaethje deserves the title shot and anyone who says otherwise is a reddit cazzie
Did you see what ank done? Came in the white benz left in the black one
>>150117266Made for big brazza cock
REMINDER: Daddysanya was winning before the early stoppage
>>150112431 (OP)Looked at this and thought Stampy was about to fight Ngannou
newfag from the goatfucker variety has takes
>>150117383Adesanya has a good claim for middleweight GOAT
Fighting sports needs more LGBT representation
You have more motivation to fight if touching your opponent turns you on
Also you give your opponent disadvantage when they see your raging boner mid fight
>>150117383Factual.
Daddysanya had enough of the Islamophobic racists greasing the octagon with Du Piglet's bacon bussy leakage.
Cucknor is going down i bet he will die penniless like a dog and his children will be killed by a dagestani terrorist
Artem is a ra-at
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People support the retarded Irish MAGA rapist huh
Can't be touched, can't be stopped
Can't be moved, can't be rocked
Can't be shook, we hot
Abdulmanapping an absolutely atrocious Ankalaev on the Evloev rn
>>150117435Why are firsties like this
>>150117453"Ari Emmanuel" and "his" "business" endeavors need us "interested" and "informed".
>>150117453why would you use any of these platforms to begin with?
Wish i could Makwan a hot load inside a couple of finnish bints right up their amirkhanis
dagistanis are fuckin garbage
You just know miss helsinki is getting Makwaned as we speak, a lot of IN OUT , IN OUT amrikhani action
Daddystan got ya bacon gape self lubricating I fear
I'm going to heem my cock into you eye socket
>>150117505*heems my eye socket into your cock*
>>150117499Merle demonface bitch
when casuals say it's bad fight iq to try to take down a fighter that's good at wrestling it makes me want to enter a frenzy and kill everything i see
>>150117591Itโs a bad idea if they have good front headlock chokes
Nick diaz went turned to meth after learning about the aris and helwanis
>>150117612the choke matters less than the ability to react and defend it in time, if it's a well timed takedown where you can actually get to the legs you won't have to worry about that. even if you sprawl and get to a front headlock you can still get taken down
>>150117536That's where McGaped puts weights around his glass jaw to practice sucking BBC.
Still up dam y'all falling off bad I already ran a 5k and finished a memo
Hernandez almost got finished by Joshua Fremd, bet the house on poolidze
Crazy how fast gooby went from Gyllenhaal press tour to coke demon. Hollywood still got their humiliation ritual out of him before cutting him loose
>>150117778He's been a coke fiend for almost a decade. You can see him tweaking during the RDA and Nate pressers
>>150117400guru debunked this last week
Cooking up some wicked scran in the Thicknesse merch. Not an air fryer in sight.
Cody looks way cooler than Omalley I can see why he was seething
>>150117841I'm sorry Volk but that firepit is sad
>>150117843look at the frame on chrissy she should have been birthing sons
>>150117896I beg your pardon
>>150117906shoulder to hip ratio that would make arnold blush
>>150117896bit of a linebacker physique. I see what you're saying
if Ben "Funky" Askren calls you Marty Usman, you're Marty Usman
What's the deal with fighters training during the day when they fight at night?
>>150117973Artom Lobov is coming out of retirement for a fight
>>150118047just drank antifreeze and i still have chills
Active heemer at Fort Stewart. Pure violins I hear.
>>150117920Normal people look at their tits, this guy looks at their shoulders and calculates their width
Bo Nickal really beat up a landscape gardener and got the world shook
Conor beat a prime Aldo cope and seethe
>>150118103>"DEE GET DOWN FROM THE CROWS NEST YE?"
Not into the faggot gossip but this stuff really hits you
>>150118126What's this nonsense?
>>150118136I always knew Artuk was telling the truth, good to see exactly how it went to confirm though. Imagine your friend doing this
You cannot say salam aleikum and congratulations on whiskey
What do you think caused it to go wrong? I pretty much know, and I'm sure I'm right
just imagine what i would to if i went apeshit on you, just imagine
Crazy that Artem has been working in construction right here in the uk the last 5 years haha. He could've fought but he thought he was worth more, would be hilarious to bump into him
hahahah artem is a rat-rat-rat
Artemโs record has more losses than wins. Heโs not relevant by any mma metric.
artim is push wheelbarrows and Connor is gonna be president of Ireland, levels
Look at Prolific last week (Arm). She's getting that frail skinny fat body like an old woman. It's insane to see how some women just disintegrate like it's a race when as that age, she's not even old
>>150118210You should Kys
>>150118188No he's now, shut the fuck up you faggot Maggot. A real man couldn't say that after reading it
>>150118223sing it with me....
Artem is a rat-rat-rat
Artem went up against Khabib and the gang for Conor. Name one of your mates that would even dream of doing that for you. He even admitted that he didnt want a problem with zubeira Tuhkagov because he's related with Kardirov and you're fucked either way
Bitch this powder not dust
>>150118210No one knows what proflic is b, this is America
>>150118271Educate yourself Nate
Conor McGaped is a suicidal gay rapist that will OD on bussy juice.
Ive ordered and Arctyrex jacket and not ashamed to say I'm excited to try it out. They say material things can't make you happy but they sure can.
Anyone got one?
>>150118301You look like David Lammy with hair and a mustache