Thread 150112874

we're in for another dyer round of footy

thread deflowered by a chilean post

mfw there are "people" who unironically believe adelaide will win the flag this year

>>150112874 (OP)
>diyer round
sounds a bit dangerous mate reckon you need a tradie licence

>>150112874 (OP)
kek

>>150112918
fuck up mickhead

>>150112941
bell st maccas in 15 minutes champ

R24 FIXTURE (it sucks)
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1382523

Thursday, August 21

Essendon v Carlton, MCG, 7.30pm AEST

Friday, August 22

Collingwood v Melbourne, MCG, 7.10pm AEST
Port Adelaide v Gold Coast, Adelaide Oval, 7.40pm ACST

Saturday, August 23

North Melbourne v Adelaide, Marvel Stadium, 1.20pm AEST
Richmond v Geelong, MCG, 4.15pm AEST
West Coast v Sydney, Optus Stadium, 5.35pm AWST

Sunday, August 24

GWS v St Kilda, Engie Stadium, 12.20pm AEST
Western Bulldogs v Fremantle, Marvel Stadium, 3.15pm AEST
Brisbane v Hawthorn, Gabba, 7.20pm AEST

Wednesday, August 27

Gold Coast v Essendon, People First Stadium, 7.20pm AEST

>>150112958
>saturday night is richmond geelong and wc syd, of which 1/4 teams is actually relevant and they'll just rape that game
>dogs fred (actually important for both teams) sunday arvo
>gold coast on friday not thursday
this is embarrassing

>>150112958
NO YOU CAN'T JUST POST THAT AT THE START OF THE THREAD I NEED TO GO TO AFL.COM.AU TO FIND OUT INFO ABOUT THE FIXTURE

>>150112958
fucking hate 2 friday games and fucking hate sunday night games

>>150112958
>essendogshit v carlshit thursday
>making the important games all on sunday arvo
>2 friday night games
actually the worst fixture i've ever seen and i'm not even factoring in the cyclone/hurricane game

>>150112958
>Carlton and Essendon in primetime
>Friday doubeheader
Shoot these people

>>150112958
will suns vs essendon on wednesday night actually pull more than 1000 people? seriously

>>150113069
Watching on TV? No.

>>150113029
>>150113041
>2 of the biggest teams in the league on prime time Thursday
>bad
Fuck off spastics

>>150113085
even their fans will have checked out after their shit seasons, doubt you will get more than 20,000 at the ground and the rest of the country won't be watching either

>>150113085
Essendon are a JOKE of a sporting organisation. Ever since they got GAPED by the Bulldogs in the 2021 finals they have not been relevant.

>>150113172
Curious because they are still likely bigger than your club

>>150112897
put 10 hard ones on it in the pre-season can't wait to cash out at half time in the grand final before they lose

>The Sydney Swans have replaced one former club captain with another as chief executive, installing Fremantle champion Matthew Pavlich as Tom Harley’s replacement.
Kek wtf, he was an utter WA shill even on the commentary, wonder how that will unfold

>>150113246
very strange appointment, surely he only lasts a few years

>>150113210
i'll put 10 hard ones on your face before i lose my virginity champ
bell st maccas in 15 minutes

>>150113274
*turkey slaps (You)*
*collects $80 for badelaide making it to the granny before they lose it to Brisbane*

>>150113326
Last time they played crows best Brisbane

>>150113430
not that guy but pretty sure that's because brissy kicked 0.10 in the last or some shit

>>150113434
They kicked 0.8 to crows 5.0
But 0.4 of theie behinds were rushed.
And crows kicked 0.6 in the first so it balanced out.

More potential footy fans coming

>>150113430
even the crom coach said they didn't deserve to win that game
brisbane will gape the pretenders with ease on the big stage

>>150113596
I'm going to predict Brisbane dont even make the grand final

Just saw a really attractive girl with LARGE BREASTS WOW

>>150113621
crisp

>>150113606
you're legitimately retarded if you think that

>>150113621
makes you walk in air doesn't it

>>150112958
>midweek footy
FUCKING
C R I S P
R
I
S
P

>>150113746
>boring one-sided matchup at the suns home where they are nearly unbeatable
pass

>>150113884
nah dosn will pull a rabbit out of the hat and ruin gold shit's top 4 chances

Few fuckheads here today it seems, couple of low iq, degenerate tradie fuckheads

Will bont go down as the best player to never win a brownlow?

>da bont
Nah, fuck him.

>>150113948
Uhhh, that would be Boak sarr

>>150113948
matthews, carey, ablett, dunstall, lloyd, mcleod, greening, B. harvey, kerr, doug hawkins, goddard, jobe watson all better off the top of my head

>>150114034
based gaybro, we deserve a brownlow
>heh, brown low

Thinking third 'fee and third 'nk.

Americans ruin everything. Americanism is ruining the AFL, just like everything else.

Rollan for twirl

>>150114053
Jobs watson won a brownlow mate

>>150114252
This but anglos in general

>>150114297
For me? Turkish delight.

>>150114479
t. grace scott iykwim haha

>>150114297
Moro is no reason to live for.

>>150113938
>low iq, degenerate tradie fuckheads
Projecting, the post. You continually insult tradies yet you have repeatedly demonstrated you have zero clue what you do. We remember when you posted about needing to be a tradie to go to bunnings lol

COCK in my ARSE

Anglos are the most wicked evil race out of the gentiles it's a shame us celts got dragged along into the hellscape

>>150114631
So true.

AFL flops, soft as socks,
Players dive and whine,
Marking’s lame, goals missed,
Umpires lost their mind!

Crowds all snore,
Half-time’s a bore,
Grass so brown and dry,
Kicking balls in mud again,
No goals hit the sky!

Ohhh—
AFL flops,
Players drop,
Fans just roll their eyes,
Oh what fun it is to watch
The footy’s slow demise!

22 under 22 out
https://vote.22under22.com.au/

>>150113904
i hope so
t. top 9 customer

>germans and spaniards
huh?

>>150114663
ah yes pissbane with their 3 first rounder f/s watch them defend this

>>150114597
>t. Tradie
How are the pokies treating you this afternoon cunt

>>150114693
>Jaspa
>Darcy
>Mac
>Bodhi
names these days are so grim
Darcy has to be one the earliest used 'surname as a first name' examples in Australia, I reckon. Quite a few 20 and 30 year old blokes named Darcy.

>>150114762
crisp aints customer

>>150114787
not him but last 2 times i had a slap i doubled my money

>>150114805
It's been a trend for surprisingly long; Graham, Keith, Murray. But those are kind of uniquely Scottish/Australian and now you see more names popularised in America

*be’s filling my keepcup 5 times a day*

>>150114693
>Bodhi Uwland
Nice that they're getting African players into the game.
>Mac Andrew
Extremely white name.

>>150114890
>5 Indians a day keeps the cancer away
BASED.

yeah righto fellas yeah righto righto like a bull in china shop fellas yeah righto he's in licorice allsorts yeah righto yeah yeah they'll go away with the choccies at the end of this one haha yeah righto mate more blocks than a lego factory yeah righto fellas garn ome to the misso yeah righto

Who does tradie hater call when he needs a tradie's services

>>150114787
Not a tradie, you spam this bullshit every single thread. You have an irrational hate complex against tradies

>>150114924
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=DIY+__________

*bangs hammer*

We’re gonna end up with a grand final between Gold Coast and GWS and nobody’s gonna watch it but me

the tradie hate on here is genuinely rooted in the posters' dads being absent

>>150114930
Tradies were the meatheads at school while he was the hard studious type who never had luck with the girls. But that was fine, he'd show them later in life by getting the uni degree, the nice house and car plus a great wife and kids.

Meathead tradie left school at 16 to start an apprenticeship. Tradie was out there digging trenches while Anon studied. Tradie bought his (big, cheap) run down house early on and has been fixing it up over time. Married his high school sweetheart while early 20s and has had a couple of kids. With the increased demand for his services he started making bank and now has a couple of investment properties.

Meanwhile Anon went to uni with the promise of great things. He had to leave his town to go to the big city and pay a shit load in rent. When he graduated the global financial crisis hit so no one was hiring and he had to work retail to pay the bills.
The girl he did meet in uni wanted to focus on her career first to establish herself so they could have enough money to buy a house. Since the industry around their degrees requires them to be in the city the house prices exploding means they've had trouble saving for a deposit. The biological clock of the girlfriend is ticking and she wants a stable house and a family, something white collar anon can't give her at this time so she left him to try and find better.
Now white collar anon is alone, paying half his pay cheque in rent to his landlord and having someone come by and rummage through his stuff every 3-6 months to make sure he's dusting the windowsills properly.

And as he sits on /afl/, he sometimes thinks about old tradie back home living the good life and wonders what could've been if he took up the tools.

stems more from their fucktarded selfishness, were happy to watch the country sail into the noseberg while pulling up the ladder behind them and now their smokes and piss are expensive they pretend to be ready to form rwds. servile, pathetic, dullards.

nah mate, can’t do cash anymore, ATO's cracking down

>>150114935
Most of those channels aren't made by qualified tradies, genius

>>150114977
*had four kids to a pair of clapped out loudmouth cunts then shacked up with a chinky who left him destitute now he spends all day down the 'sl sinking watered down piss and bitching about minor jackpots never coming up
ftfy, fucking tradie being low time preference my absolute fucking sides.

>>150114989
>tradie hater projecting as usual
LOL

>>150114993
yeah mate lotsa fucking uni educated blokes down the tab trying to offset their nigger-tier decision making with a big gambling win. NOT!

>>150114998
Where's your evidence that tradies disproportionately gamble you disgusting racist?

You have the absolute audacity to criticise the intelligence of others when you fail to make a single remotely logical point

>>150115006
Depends what trade desu.
Brickie or labourer? Yeah, probably.
Sparkie or plumber? Too busy being a top tier father.

>>150115006
it's all down the pub being bitter about walking into the easiest government teat going and fucking it all up with dumb short-sighted choices and impulse purchases, where's yours that they're all real estate corporations? sounds like someone's been doing a little wishful thinking to cope with his failing joints and meager bank account.

fuck masculinity

>>150115110
THIS

>>150115110
Based Darcy

>>150112884
great post

>>150115081
The only one coping here is you, projecting your insecurities and failures onto others with the repeated moronic spam

reminder that this bloke doesn't know how to change a tyre

>>150115110
bit aggressive innit

>>150115154
She's so cute.

>>150115137
I’ll project my fist across your jaw cunt and then we will see how mouthy you are

>>150115208
bell st bunnings trade centre in 15 minutes champ oh wait you don't have a licence or a real job you fucking laptop thumber

It's time to choose are side. Are you pro-tradie or anti-tradie?

>>150115223
>bell st bunnings
>North Melbourne
Grim.

>>150115234
if i said bell st maccas it'd be grimace iykwim haha

>>150115228
i prefer living in a functioning world so pro-tradie

>>150115228
I prefer living in a functioning homogenous society so anti-tradie.

>>150115267
bit indophobic and antisemitic sweaty
do better x

No more brother wars. Neet's and tradies need to come together. To face the common enemy the wagie.

Kick tradies in the fucking head and spit on them

S Tier:
Plumbers

A Tier:
Chippies

B Tier:
Sparkies
Roofers
Welders

C Tier:
Painters
Scaffolders

F Tier:
(((Brickies)))

reckon trademong got duped by his estranged father into becoming a plumber, no cunt would suggest it's a good trade

>>150115274
hsgfs have the chance to unite us both

>>150115292
I'm ranking them based on personalities, not how good they are as a career choice.

Tradie's ute, tradie's ute,
Tools all in a heap,
Bottles clank, the radio’s cranked,
He’s late and half asleep!

Oh, tradie’s boots, tradie’s boots,
Muddy on the floor,
Quotes sky-high, he’ll have a try,
But leaves you wanting more!

Tradie yells, job site smells,
Crane's stuck in the mud,
Steel cap boots on smoko break,
All covered up in crud!

CFMEU, in high-vis blue,
Marchin’ down the street,
Shut the site by half past two—
Still claim a full week's sheet!

Oh—
Union strong, nothings wrong,
Unless ya miss your dues,
Johnny's late, blame the state,
And whinge about the news—HEY!

Barbie’s on, Esky's full,
They’re knockin’ off again,
Four-day week, and double rates—
"Just part of bein’ men!"

They’ll strike if lunch is cold,
Pay review? "That's overdue!"
And the grout ain’t even rolled.

Foreman’s gone, labour’s on
TikTok while on the clock,
Tools down quick when the rep pulls in
With pies and union talk.

Oh—
Hilux loud, wrapped in shrouds,
Pulls up with a grin,
"Everyone off, we’re walkin’ out—
The boss looked mean again!"

Ladders bent, scaffold's lent,
The sparky’s had a beer,
"She'll be right" and "that'll do"—
Then vanish for a year!

Oh—
Tradie tales, union scales,
And nothing’s built on time,
If the boss starts asking questions—
They’re "breachin’ site guidelines!"

Kangas hop, deadlines drop,
The site’s a bloody zoo,
But they’ll still say with a straight face—
“We built this joint for you!”

>>150115283
electricians are good blokes desu, usually some of the most level-headed smart respectable tradesmen

>>150115297
yeah the grouchy impoverished cunts with fucked lungs and joints are such a laugh ay haha

>>150115274
Tradies are literally wagies who work longer hours and have a fucked back by the time they're 40.

>>150115283
i'm a brickie

Got some real jaded individuals in this thread.

fuck this general is OBSESSED with me and my job lol.. pathetic!

>>150115274
there is no war mate. tradies have no idea we even exist.

>>150115313
Crisp ASIO employee (Josh)

Dashing down the street,
In his hi-vis, boots, and pride,
Yelling loud and sweet,
“Oi mate, you want a ride?”
Wavin’ with a grin,
Full of bogan flair,
Till a moped rider buzzed on by—
And knocked him through the air! HEY!

Ohhh—
Tradie yells! Tradie swells!
Swung a Bunnings drill,
But the moped ducked and popped a wheelie—
Down the hill with skill! Yew!
Tradie flops! Crowd just stops!
Filmed it for the 'Gram—
Now he's viral, bruised, and baffled,
Lookin’ like a ham!

Second verse, more curse,
Tradie’s seeing red—
Chasing down the scoot,
With a toolbox on his head.
Slipped on someone's vape,
Tripped on meat pie goo—
Turns out tough guys aren’t that scary
When they lose a shoe! WOO!

(Chorus)
Tradie wails! Ego fails!
Scuffed up on the curb,
That moped rider winked and waved—
Now he's the local verb.
Tradie grunts! Crowd just stunts!
“Oi bruz, that’s a crime!”
But even cops were laughin’
Said, “Mate, not this time!”

>>150115293
wouldn't mind uniting with a legal hsgf iykwim haha

my granddad was a brickie. he did a 7 year apprenticeship in england starting in the late 50s. reckons when he started the last of the old world brickies were just retiring. they'd work in suits with polished boots. the sort of blokes who could build picrel.

would rather you unite with the grim reaper when you kill yourself you cunt

>>150115335
/r/ThatHappened

What are the homosexuality rates among tradies?

>>150115342
6 schooners

>>150115335
based architecturesperg definitely a lost art.

>>150115335
>Cleaning that
Yeah, no.

>>150115357
>NNNOOOO IT HAS TO BE MERBAU TIMBER FENCING AND DECKING NN-NO-NOOOOO

>>150115357
crisp cutfag

>>150115309
Fuckhead

>>150115327
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>150115337
even labourers dress well back in the day

>>150115335
what trade built this?
brickies could never

had a gutful of you complete and utter spastics, ill rip your fucking heads off and shit down your necks

>>150115336
why are you such a sour cunt?

>>150115373
did they ride horses like complete fuckheads?

I'm a worthless fucking cunt

crazy to think back in the day everything was manual labour
guess the rest of us evolved and tradies didnt

i'll just ask chatgpt to unblock my shitter

>>150112958
big shame essington bloosers had to be thursday but no biggie it gets the worst out of the way early. personally i'd have poort snus then and essington bloosers as the clashing friday game at docklands. nobody will bother going so who cares

dead rubbers on saturday. least important day for the affle now

finals deciders on sunday. wogs fred and bane roaches would have liked to see these games with simultaneous start times make it close to premier league final day (footy loses out big time not having anything as suspenseful as final day imo)

>Then you can’t play for this side’: Emotional Eagles young gun delivers teammates ultimatum
>West Coast Eagles youngster Elijah Hewett is calling for greater accountability and selection pressure on those unwilling to compete.

real "guys coach is right" vibes

the cherry on top would be if antitradiesperg is also a commie/socialist. almost undoubtedly is.

For graphicsGOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZbHPeu-NY

>>150115401
>antitradiesperg
which one? there's several here

>>150114890
imagine the watery poos

real communists would be pro-tradie mate

>>150115400
thinly veiled swipe at duggan and kelly

>>150115401
tradies always vote for more government as their existence heavily relies on government largesse. or do you think it's the neets voting in traitorous porkbarrelling commie after traitorous porkbarelling commie these last 50 years?

graphics cunt is calculon559 on bigfooty

>chaplain leading demons
hmmmm

I don't hate trades but it must be said how poor the build quality has become in the last 30 year

tradies also mostly vote liberal or one nation/clive palmers party of the week

>>150115427
yeah mate all those unioned up construction workers are vooting liberal

>>150115427
depends if they're in a jewnion or self employed

>>150115425
>must be said how poor the build quality has become in the last 30 year
Very true. It's really gone downhill so bad

tradies historically have voted overwhelmingly for parties that give them money and security be it in the form of tax breaks, importation of foreigners, subsidising their legal slave-apprenticeship programs, pointless public works projects with fat contracts, ever increasing regulations and rules to crowd out competition or even direct industry stimmy funding. they're cockroaches suckling at a rotten decaying teat.

I am loving Fennel right now. I grind that shit down and put it in everything, I'm obsessed!

>>150115431
only like 11% of the workforce is unionised, even if tradies are double that its only one in five tradies in a union

>mcinerney missed grand final last year due to injury
>brisbane now actively scheming to replace him and he might not play in finals this year either
grim

Which career votes for national socialists the most?

>>150115447
NEETs

>>150115439
yeah it's kinda interesting who they vote for I actually think it's a mismash of labor for unions, liberal for self employed and probably minor parties for skitzo methhead trade assistants

>>150115425
kind of like how all cars from the last ~10 years are built shitly

>>150115447
professional neet fuck wits

>>150115446
can't believe they gave him a degenerative back issue and all round fucked body. you'd thing a good christian like him would be well looked after by you know who.

kek look at the commie tard fire up
probably has some "interesting" mental gymnastics for why tradies aren't really working class

>>150115400
>young gun
>delivers teammates ultimatum
lol, lmao even
you have no power here

but call him a trademong and watch how he recoils

>>150115465
fan of her

>>150115463
mate i think tradies are good for the country but they can't really be called working class anymore, they get paid more than most office workers

Total tools has a sale tomorrow on Husqvarna tools. I'm going to go stock up on some essentials for around the house

>working class
they're part of the bludging class like everyone else

>>150115425
Numbers game really. Houses are in high demand and always sell, so if you can pump out making an extra few a year you get a huge financial increase.

(((tradies)))

>>150115486
no but steven gay

>>150115477
except unlike office workers they actually work

>>150115431
don't know a single tradie in a union. almost all are self employed or running their own small business.

>>150115505
trvke

(((they))) are the people least likely to be tradies spastic
fucking delete yourself

>delete
>unalive
>self-end
why do zoomers talk like this?

Anyone else find it strange how communists at uni larp as tradies?

>>150115520
because google/fb consider censor anyone saying "murder", regardless of context

Trades are sub 100iq grugs simply cogs in the debt slavery(mortgage) economy

guys with a manbun named 'atticus' pulling ristretto shots at the local hipster coffee shop are the new working class

>>150115529
You don't have the intelligence to do a tradie's job, champ

>>150115528
that's gay but fine on those platforms, but they talk like this irl, evidenced by this brakxstenn here >>150115517

>>150115521
no, commies larping as the people is explained in mein kampf

>campaign to bring more cunts into the country so you can sell debt and gyprock shitboxes to them
>campaign for more access to china so you can sell rocks to them
>wtf no we always hated shitskins white pride world wide amirite my fellow "australians"
tradies get the chamber.

tradezoomie getting flustered

ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why we’re the worst posters on this entire site. no other thread, no other board derails as hard as /afl/ or as we begrudgingly call it, "/alf/." we barely talk about footy, every thread gets hijacked by /pol/ poofs. absolute shambles. cheers, this drink’s on you.

What slop are you eating tonight?

tradies don't 'campaign' mate

>implying the worst posters aren't the JIDF or literal bots run by the (((US DoD)))
newfag

>>150115541
Most of their socialising is online, so it makes sense.

>>150115555
soccer poofs just talk about the same two players over and over again

>>150115578
the antisemitic nitwit

>>150115585
Can't blame them really. She's so cute.

>>150115555
surprised alf is still allowed desu. /fs/ got banned for less

/afl/ is a pub with footy on in the background
only spergers care about on topic

>>150115555
this tactic would work if this was the only general on /sp/ that anon's are on let alone board
i'm in other threads on /sp/ and use other boards this is just par for the course other threads are just as bad if not worse it's just the glowies in /afl/ like to make a big deal about it when it really isn't a big deal

>>150115605
>>>/b/

I will exercise in about twenty minutes (not at a gym).

>>150115593
tim tam brand blurred out

>>150115608
its literally nrlsperg just deflecting /nrl/ being so dead

Carlton are spooked they might miss out on Hinkley to Melbourne.

>>150115621
the /nrl/ boogeyman nitwit

if /afl/ was a pub it would be a colesworth owned suburban shit pit with $15 pints, microwaved food and no smoking section or pool table

>>150115627
based me in the sports bar controlling the juke box smoking darts outside

>he always responds under 1 min
kek

Brad Lloyd and Michael Voss will be sacked tonight.

>>150115617
10 pushups for each (you) you get is a great workout.

>>150115634
I'm watching this thread

We would have a cafe like in Paris and we'd all wear leather jackets and discuss our long thoughts while a small old CRT TV with the football on with faded colour hums in the background

*slides another pineapple in the pokies*

Do all French women age like dogs since they're all about wine and cigarettes?

rc was the best of us and we banished him

fucking smashed my glutes yesterday at the gym

>>150115638
based and we smoke french cigarettes and drink small glasses of red wine

>>150112884
based jose romero

>>150115638
then you look outside and see /ligue1/ setting the street on fire because ngubu mbongo joined psg from marseille without a franc changing hands

>>150115671
Good on them for doing this sort of thing, but there's something weirdly inorganic and characteristically American about evangelical Christians in Australia

I opened up youtube at work and a womans butt was on the front page

>>150115665
>Jean Reno
such a kino actor

how anti-tradesperg sees himself shitting on people who actually contribute to building society from his utterly worthless adult daycare job

>>150115555
>THIS is why we’re the worst posters on this entire site.
Ironically the "aussies are shitposters" meme came from when /sp/ got flags and it was revealed that aussies were making the yanks v euro bait threads.

It’s dare (ahh)

for a little while my jwtube home page was full of slavic ladies "cleaning" videos in see through dresses with no bras or knickers on. they let you get away with anything now

>>150112958
reminder ess v car is fox footy exclusive

saying adult daycare is "reddit" because millennials will actually say that shit about themselves, even if you use it as an "insult" you are still 'reddit'

Two days off the piss BUT WE BACK BABY DOPAMINE LEVELS PEAKING OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS

im the worst wanker itt

>>150115593
/nrl/ owned btw

Who does tradie hater call if he needs the services of a tradie?

>>150115727
Alcohol doesn't work on the dopamine system retard

>>150115714
based tradie at the servo on smoko iykwim haha

i'm a shit bloke, worst poster but good wanker

kingys on

Dubs decides melbournes next coach

I am a celtic nationalist

>>150115754
Annie Knight

>>150115754
Gawn captain coach

>>150115747
so clever if fremantle didn't make finals then he looks like a genius saying longmuire was a bad coach if they did make finals then he looks like nostradamus literally couldn't lose

>>150115754
Adolf hitler

>>150115736
Epic troll man

nick daicos

vooting should be restricted to white male landowners over 30

>>150115766
Based

I’m being serious, is following Jesus actually based or not

>>150115754
no one knows but Steven May

cant stop thinking about her again

Breakfast sorted for tomorrow

>>150115809
based rocky

>>150115635
>The Carlton board is tonight holding a scheduled board meeting with extra stakes for coach Michael Voss in the aftermath of Melbourne’s sacking of Simon Goodwin.
You're onto something

>>150115794
Most based thing you can do.

>>150115794
Yes just don't get caught up in a heretical church

prefer to eat my wifes eggs out of her cunt iykwim haha

>>150115809
your farts will be diabolical

>>150115809
Based Bully.

spicy fried chicken shapes: vile, but I ate the box

>>150115815
>a scheduled board meeting
Turns out the board meeting has been scheduled since the start of the year. The media has just decided to add the 'VOSS ON SACK WATCH' for no reason.
The board will be forced to come out and say he has the full support of the board which will in turn fuel more speculation.

Literally all made up for clicks desu.

Gotta be some satanic black majick shit
https://youtu.be/lCp7rZWpt5o?si=qV82UK2YoSdFwohC

is colorbond the cheapest/quickest fence to have install for backyard dividing fence

Have it on extremely good authority Butters to Bulldogs is practically a done deal

>>150115830
Don't think you're supposed to do that, mate.

>>150115846
Based slumlord. There are cheaper, but colourbond is the standard. Looks decent, lasts a long time.

>>150115555
crisp never visited other boards/threadsposter

Hey chatALF DO EGGS COME OUT THE SAME HOLE AS POO

>>150115846
nah owner but back wood fence is old af and falling down dont really care about aesthetics cos theres sheds in front of it

>>150115878
You ever hear of period shits? Really gets the nogging ticking over trying to figure out what it means.

do they still make hardie fibro fences?

>>150115841
do people who go out on weekends really?

>>150115883
>theres sheds in front of it
Going need a skinny tradie (meth) to come squeeze between the sheds to lay the fence down.

>>150115754
Bucks

got a bunch of spare super 6 panels under the house you can have if you want mate

My favourite cereal are Kellogg rice pops

>>150115915
I like steak

>>150115915
Sultana Bran for me. Oatmeal, Vitabrits and Honey Cheerios are good too.

I want to start eating cereal but I only like the really sugary kids ones

I was born a six weetbix man I'll die a six weetbix man.

haven't eaten cereal in about 20 years

I used to put sugar on my weetbix.

>>150115930
based brett lee

>>150115935
Same one tablespoon on each

could the neighbour complain if i just knocked all the fence palings off and nailed plywood to the existing posts

I’m shitting

Looking forward to my sausage roll and choccie big m tomorrow morning. Red Bull for lunch then a pub meal for dinner. Living the fucking dream

>>150115935
honey man me

>>150115935
They need it. So damn plain without it.

>>150115794
Its nonsensical

>>150115945
hope you have a trade license to be working with wood mate

I wasn't counting but I ate one whole layer of weetabix today I wantto say 9 were in the bowl ToT

>>150115945
No, but Steven May

>>150115794
uh better check that early life there pal

https://www.bunnings.com.au/100-x-15mm-1-8m-fence-paling-h3-treated-pine-wet_p0051238

can i just replace the old palings bit by bit with this and deal with it in another 10 years

>>150115794
I'dve followed jesus if he'd had pipes like ted neely.

>A Cranbourne teacher and mum of two has admitted to having a sexual relationship with a female student more than half her age, skipping school with her to smoke marijuana and hiding in a closet when the teen’s grandmother came home.
ban all female teachers

Watching chamber of secrets (my favourite potter movie)

>>150115969
last one before hermione walls sadly

>>150115971
Lmao

I make one post bashing tradies and tradie talk dominates the thread for the next 5 hours. I fucking run this general, do not ever think otherwise. You are all my little puppets.

>>150115971
They acting the same in 2017.

>>150115965
bump

i am breaking out in pimples for some strange reason considering I haven't had any for a few months
i feel like a 13 year old hormonal teenage girl

>>150115997
When was the last time you washed your bedsheets and pillowcase?

>>150115997
>i feel like a 13 year old hormonal teenage girl
me too

hey mate you have a license to rotate that steering wheel?

>>150115847
post proof dickhead

can you guys help do my fence

Is being a mud blood bad?

did you guys ever put butter on your dick and let the dog lick it off

>>150116025
Sure mate but I’m not very good at working with my hands

for me its the texture stubble of a cats tongue

very smelly in here

>>150116027
yes

>>150116018
Was a verbal conversation with a current AFL coach. Not a a coach from power or bulldogs but apparently most clubs are aware of the situation.

>>150116044
who was it then smartypants

>watching Goldeneye on 9Go
>he just took out 20 cyclists at once
heh great movie

>>150116058
>ynr bike cunt

sometimes im allowed to stay up past 10

>>150116058
based

>>150115977
She’s so pretty

whats to stop me from just nailing corflute panels to the fence posts, maybe painting it

>>150116058
onatopp, phwoar she'd get it

There's /tv/ posters in here

>>150116072
Cunt take it to /diy/, we’re all literal retards here, also you can do anything you like as long as your neighbour agrees to it, why do you even need a fence just paint a line in the ground

#freekickCarlHawthorn&Carlton

>>150116081
dogs only +3 when darcy gets all his shots from dodgy arm chop calls is surprising

>>150116025
sure, fella . what's it for¿ built a 600 ft long fence recently for one of me orchards. used 12ga high tensile, knot style wire

>>150115950
yummmm

foy

>>150116081
west coast probably be first if not for harley reid

i'm 6 foot 1 and 132 kilos and have abs

>>150116093
Not far off

>>150116101
based hgh abuser

>>150116112
KEK absolute mental midget

>>150116112
harley is so fucking based

i am contemplating to masturbate tonight

>>150116118
>>150116125
No wonder he had such a fierce battle with JHF a few weeks ago. Going forward its going to be a match up to watch to see who can give away more free kicks. Fair to say Harley has blown JHF numbers out of the water though.

>>150116132
Don’t do it soldier

>>150116148
Shalom.

>>150116132
I masturbate virtually every night. Helps me sleep.

>>150116156
Crisp me when I was 18

i masturbate physically every night

I have a crippling scat porn addiction

I do it every morning desu

>>150116158
I'm 40.

>>150116160
I'm a recovering scat porn addict, you're not alone.

>>150115794
Yes, but be sure to be a respectable Christian, not a modernist evangelical wackadoodle. Anglican, Catholic, Lutheran, or Orthodox are the only respectable choices.

>>150116160
Based me .
For me its Ninounini

>>150116189
>prots
>respectable

>>150115794
I like those that do and wish I was part of a church community but can't do it. I was raised Catholic but I just don't have faith. I'd feel like a fraud.

>>150115794
I'm only in it for the miracles

Christianity is a jewish fairytale based on platonism

>>150116198
At any rate, it's preferable he take the Eucharist and sign hymns in the liturgy; not "rock out to Jesus" and passively listen to a powerpoint-led quasi-religious ted talk.

>>150115809
you have to eat all the eggs iykwim haha

I’m opening my heart to Jesus and it honestly feel liberating, but why are there so many different doctrines to choose from or study or whatever they mean

>>150116228
Just be catholic
Everything else is just a LARP

>>150116195
Yuck

>>150116224
Which are both signifiers of protty spiritualist anti-Christian bullshit. Fucking Anglican? Really? The faggot flock lead by females?

>>150116228
Crisp anon, may God bless you

>why are there so many different doctrines to choose from or study or whatever they mean
There are, but most aren't worthwhile looking into. Just look into a historic Christian church (i.e., existed before 1600). Those churches know better than Pastor Dave at 'Journey Church (tm)' or whatever will ever know.

>>150116249
Modern evangelical nonsense, yes. And watch your tongue, anon. A Christian shouldn't talk like that.

>>150116228
Faggot cunt

the fact is no christian is respectable, they follow a faith that preaches patheticness and whose teachings have given us the corrupted quagmire of genetic detritus from foreign lands we're now burdened with.

>>150116195
never heard of it

>>150116291
Look her up. Yet to find a prettier woman who eats shit

>>150116195
>>150116297
Seek Christ

>>150116297
thanks but i'll pass

peace be with you lads

>>150116326
And also with you

>>150116326
>>150116329
And with your spirit

in the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit
amen

>>150116303
>>150116326
>>150116350
Based GAJ

>>150116350
Amen

>>150116350
>>150116354
>>150116355
Amen

crisp /afl/ mass

If youre after a Christian scat porn girl give Princess baby luna a go. She always wears her crucifix and seems to be actually devoutly Christian. But she's a meme American Christian so doesn't feel that covering herself in faeces on camera is incompatible with her faith.

Don't understand the scat appeal, personally. Am I just too plebocratic?

>>150116350
amen

>>150116398
nah scat is bad, it's not like patrician trannies

>>150116398
its just brain rot from porn addition

>>150116326
>>150116329
>>150116337
>>150116350
Based

wouldn't eating poo make your breath smell bad?

are you champions finna watch footy tomorrow

>talking about eating shit
>no rc to offer his experiences
the ONE time his input would be needed...

>>150116443
no
when the afl stops putting trash on thursdays and fridays ill watch

>>150116443
Might catch the end.

>>150116443
I only watch mynswans

You are a base materialist scientism

I have no strong beliefs, it’s grim

>>150116443
Yeah me maggies will make mince meat out of the cashed up groomer team

>>150116477
your boomer team isnt winning another game for the year dumb arse

>>150116487
didn't ask

Hope my pies play well tomorrow. Dont think i can stand Ginnivan taunting us if they win

I'm extremely feminine, I'm surprised i'm not attracted to men

pies will win (hawks are missing finals)

>>150116513
What's your skincare routine?

>>150116524
Don't have one besides retinol

>>150116513
same

Tbf the fact israel was basically Arab backwater desolate country in the 1940s and is now is as developed as any other first world country is quite impressive they speed ran colonisation in like 50 years

>>150116615
billions - if not trillions - of donations from the usa would do that

Hungry but there's no food honestly a good thing

>150116615
post nose

Why does the shadow man show up so often in drug trips

>>150116615
Germany has given them the equivalent of around $245 billion after inflation. From 1953-1956 and 1962-1964 German reparations were the single largest line item after domestic tax revenue.
Germany being on the foot for them and then US assistance basically ensured them becoming a region power instead of another Jordan.

>>150116656
it's a demon

God I love being a homeowner in melbourne with no mortgage

>>150116657
Dawn i forget about Germany paying reparations, that's what you get for trying to save the world i guess, hilarious that we worship anzacs who fought against their own interests for the global banking elite.

>>150116656
They're called machine elves and they're real and we do not belong in their dimension. Stop doing hallucinogenics.

>>150116657
What did Germany do to Israel?

>>150116081
What the FUCK are Port doing?

>>150116708
It's an interesting discussion

>>150116708
Nothing. Israel didn't exist however Germany lost a war against some countries financed by some bankers that were heavily invested in the formation of Israel.

Fiddling with my bumhole.

Hitler was our last shot they've won they are rushing us into the age of the antichrist all we can do is enjoy our freedoms now before the gentiles will be forced into a slave class

>>150116759
Worms?

go back to /pol/ you nazi piece of shit

>>150116770
Maybe. It's always itchy as fuck.

>>150116775
That's right, cocksucker! Go back to Israel!

I am an asio intelligence analyst and I can tell you Nick Daicos is a bottom

Their is still hope.

Simon Goodwin will get a job at TAB with Gillon Mclachlan
Both evil, both pushing gambling on young men

Winter sun, watch over me
Beyond the end of mortality
At high elevation, my enemy draws near
A celebration of death fills the air

Ride with me
Die with me
The feral instinct guiding me
Kill on sight
Automate the senses
Become a machine
I have an awakening

i was riding my bike last year and this guy walking down the street dragging a large cross approached me and handed me a christian pamphlet

>>150116866
crisp

The Romans killed christ

You are possessed by a demon.

Jesus can get fucked.

>>150116874
All four gospels contradict this.

>>150116866
also this was the pamphlet i found it by searching on the internet

getting the law of god mixed up with the covenant of god a nice jewish trick to stop people believing in Christ

see >>150116877

love her

>>150116979
she's as good as dead mate

can't stop crying

You are chosen to fight in Gods Holy war, the days of tribulations will soon be upon the jews as they did not accept Christ as the Messiah and will bring about the anti-christ in their hubris.

>>150117057
see>>150117083

are you talking to me?

Cannot stop flogging my arsehole.

Time waits for no man and death waits with cold hands

huh?

are you jewish?

I'm not afraid of death.

>>150116513
based antitradiesperg/antigymsperg

partying

finna get some saladas and hummus

>>150117830
oh yeah? than were are your party pies champ

what's a nice healthy snack?

pooey undies

my purpose

Good morning Alf. The Magpies have been singing all night outside my window. A sign perhaps?

>>150117938
>healthy snack
No such thing. Snacking is inherently unhealthy.

>>150119979
Morning fella

GOOD(WIN) MOURNING alf

mornin' gooblas, up and atom x
here's today's haul. got some heirloom varieties cookin', will post when they are ready to pluck

>>150121715
yummo x

>>150121860
tabla x

Good morning to everyone except tradie hater

>>150121715
lovely jubbly maye

>>150117938
Beef jerky
Nuts
Cottage cheese
Hommus
Eggs

>>150122045
queem la x

>>150116888
checked and blessed, i have on of those

Abbie Chatfield has gone WHACK on Sydney Sweeney for taking part in her racist jeans campaign

Jez finna kick 10 against the bummers

DIE COLLINGWOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I’m a pies fan, but not sure I can pass up the haws 1-39 at 2.70

tell me right fkn now who is winning tonight and why

>>150123503
Hawks because pies are shit

>>150123503
hawfs pies too old too slow ginni is gunna make them look silly

padres are playing do you think the big fella is tuning in?

tax the rich

Someone should ask this at Darcy’s next press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n4rBrs5-LY

>>150123859
based former OWS chad

>>150117145
>>150123075
keep it up x

>>150123859
this but jews

>>150123924
Oy vey this is terrorism

aaamazeballs

>>150123970
Based

shartelaide chowder

Pies r shit

>>150124089
Port going to beat Fred this week and derail their finals campaign after hawks, suns and Gas win this week dropping them to 8th

Do you guys put sugar on your weetbix?

>>150124136
Either sugar or honey

Who's the man with a master plan? A nigga with a mutherfucking gun.

>>150124136
Tablespoon for each one. Though, I'm not 5 years old any more.

tax is fucking retarded

>>150124136
no but steven tooth decay

>>150124451
tell it to the judge champ
oh wait you can't because you're only in jail for 3 days
too bad so sad

mumza still calls it weet-a-bix

>>150124553
we're full

>>150124556
that's what the brits call it
bet you voted yes in 2000

>>150124556
of what?

What’s for lunch lads? Fuckhead Worst Australians…do not fucking reply to my post

>>150124596
gold mostly
problem, least australian?

>>150124596
Pint of West End and a pie floater

>>150123503
pies because they have nick daicos

new

>>150124806
>>150124806
>>150124806