>>150113032happy for you winky
>posting early
>reddit spamming
just doyerpaco things
Brewers about to win number 69
Why does this shit only happen to the Yankees and nobody else?
BREWGODS
ISAAC COLLINS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR LOADING
>look how "lively" the thread is
BOONE IS FUCKING SMILING GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE (TEAM)
>>150113075>he says while redditspacing
is joe davis going to keep calling him oh---tahni, for the rest of his life now?
discord is based
best communication platform ever
>>150113083hivemind makin' ya seethe?
>>150113089he's not calling tonight's game. that's his poorman's imitator stephen nelson
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Mariners!
>>150113081downtown la is not visible from any beach
>The Boston Red Sox are undefeated 7-0 since Reddit user maineman posted his newborn child
Freddie :)
Also hell of an AB from Tellez
Muncy home run, nature is healingโฆ
muncyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
NOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUCK YOUUU
YOU BLACK MOTHERFUCKEEEEEER BABOONE
MAXWELL SWINGING THE SILVER HAMMER
WELCOME BACK MAX
I'm glad the Doyers are winning their world series
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I have never used discord ever
kek what is Tito doing you could throw underhand to Tucker and he still couldn't get it to the outfield
good evening mariners nation
It's like I said, Dodgers will win today because the cards are .500, but will lose tomorrow since the cards will be a sub .500 team.
Does being fat make you a better hitter?
Barger is struggling at 3B
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max muncy is fat
let's go let's go
>>150112715tell 'em, miria
when is the parade doggie doos?
>>150113122there is no part of the la skyline anywhere near a beachfront
>>150113141Force = mass x acceleration
isn't it weird how suddenly there are doyer fags when yesterday there weren't any?
>>150113150In november after they've won the WS
Ah, so Conforto is in the lineup.
>>150113148we still got it we still got it
Why are there so many Poodrepacos in Arizona? This was unheard of 15 years ago.
>>150113162a lot of parallels with Indian cricket fans who only show up when theyre winning
>>150113141not the bodyfat percentage per se, but the physiology of having a wider, heavier lower body allows for more impactful contact from a wider spread of bat contact angles and swing paths
>Jankee fans be like:
>AHHHHHH SAVE US AARON JU-ACK!
Tucker missing a 93mph FB right down broadstreet...yeesh....
Dylan Cease sounds so bored in the dugout.
>>150113077You have 27 rings. Stop your bitching Mickey
damn Volpe makes another clean play
>>150113187he misses his cats
You can hear the boos in Texas when Williams got pulled. And its well deserved.
>>150113180Bruce Bochy mindfucked aarson boone
>leaves Williams in while he loads the bases
>pulls Williams AFTER he gives up the runs
Genuinely what is Boone's logic here
>>150113204That's just Stankee fans lol
>2 bobbled balls and another Berrรญos implosion
This happens way too often
Investigate Devin Williams for throwing.
New thread so I'll just redo it
>The big official MLB thread
>Brewers are the craziest most shocking and inspiring success story in MLB or maybe all sports in years and easily the hottest team in baseball despite lack of money or just "buying" talent
>1 post in entire thread about this anomaly that is the 2025 Brewers with the best record in baseball in a thread w almost 500 posts
>MLB Baseball fans are officially faker and gayer than NFL fans at this point
>>150113221would
t. hag lover
>>150113217And? The entire team deserves to be booed for being bad.
>>150113226i post evidence of how good they are almost every day bud
>>150113226How many rings tho
Who's ready for Hololive Night 2026?
>>150113226Because you choke at everything
>>150113213racially motivated and transferring the blame
>>150113221i banged a hooker like this in georgia two years ago and she was incredible
>denies Eovaldi the CGSO
>reliever immediately gives up a hit
Bocchirockers...
>>150113249The Yankees always find a way to get the worst players in baseball.
>Skankee fans thought Judge returning would bring their fortunes back
NOT WITH THAT BULL-CRAP-PEN THEY ACQUIRED AT THE DEADLINE KEK
>>150113249i know it shouldn't but it still feels weird to see a yankee with a beard
New thread so I'll just redo it
>The big official MLB thread
>Brewers are the craziest most shocking and inspiring success story in MLB or maybe all sports in years and easily the hottest team in baseball despite lack of money or just "buying" talent
>1 post in entire thread about this anomaly that is the 2025 Brewers with the best record in baseball in a thread w almost 500 posts
>MLB Baseball fans are officially faker and gayer than NFL fans at this point
>>150113165November of which year?
>2-run home run tying the game 2 to 2 at the top of the 2nd inning with 2 outs ending post in 2
no...
4 games back. Jed Hoyer is a fugly slut roastie
>>150113224what a redditpost. it's a children's game
>>150113267no part of the waterfront on either side of that river is even remotely swimmable
>be scuba keks
>miss the playoffs
>one chip since the ottomans ran turkey
>>150113265Did u fuck up the formatting or did you want to respond? You must be a Cubs fan. I'd be scared too.
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>>150113275>WC1 +3.5GBquit complaining
suddenly no more doyerpacos
i kek
>>150113226If the Brewers still have the best record in baseball after August 20th, I'll start to talk about them. Deal?
>>150113285NO MORE I YIELD
When is the parade reds bros?
Yankees are getting swept again aren't they
hate on jomboy all you want but I wouldn't be here right now if it wasnt for him (this is a good thing)
>>150113288>Did u fuck up the formatting or did you want to respond? You must be a Cubs fan. I'd be scared too.
>doggiedoos rotation already giving birds a tie game
good job trading Dustin May
freddiespammers got quiet real fast
>>150113303>hate on jomboy all you wantdon't mind if i do
>>150113294Even if the cubs drowned in NL Central titles the damage is already done. Jed Hoyer will pay for his crimes
>Doygers can't hold a lead
Also, Ballcoach Steve needs to live up to his end of the deal
where did all the doyerpacos go kek?
Do the Yankees plan on winning a game any time soon? Watch the Rays or even the Orioles jump them in the standings.
>>150113308dustin may was god awful almost every game. his only good start was against the white sox. not a single person misses him
>>150113226dubs & Brewers finally dont choke and actually win the world series this year
>>150113328say what you will, but I only watch when Yam or May are on the mound
>>150113303>"Noo the sport is dying! The youth have lost interest and we're losing to hoopslop nooooooo!">"hi i'm jimmy and here's a production company specifically focused on delivering baseball content to youth audiences in media formats that they respond to.">"NOOOOO not like that it's cringe noo!"
>>150113303It's not him. It's the people that are THAT invested in all the yankee "tea"
>>150113308You know Freddie only gets to bat once every 9 batters right
obligatory
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>150113330Pooers gonna Poo
>>150113342panamapaco doesn't know how baseball works. he only watches the red sox when they're good
>judge back in the lineup
>0-3
>stankees get shutout again
Kekaroo!! Good thing they scooped up so many quality bullpen arms at the deadline!!!
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>>150113226It's kinda crazy how MLB only has like 10 relevant teams worth talking about even if one of the other 22 do well meanwhile in NFL the fucking Browns or Jets could start doing well and everyone will start talking about them. NFL is also the only one of the four leagues that could make a team from Kansas City be their premier dynasty team and if the other leagues tried something like that it would just kill ratings.
>>150113294Theyโve been playing like shit for a month, Iโll complain if I want. You can take your own life if it bothers you
>stankees doo 'em
>doggies can't hold a lead against a .500 team
2024 was rigged
>>150113339isnt that just yankee fans?
SUCK ON MY HAIRY NUTSACK CUBES
REDS GONNA RED MOFUCKAS
Did ya'll see that video on jomboy of the little leaguers stealing signs
>>150113356The Browns currently have six quarterbacks on their roster, how ya like them apples??
wait wait wait, what does ohtani do again?
>doubletani
but also
>grounddoubletani
>>150113296Yeah ur right this should be of no interest whatsoever to a serious fan of baseball.
>gidptani
This fucking guy. When the bases are empty he hits great. When even one is occupied suddenly he turns into Tim Anderson
>>150113356>he thinks there 32 teams in mlb
>>150113392>peaking in Julygrats, enjoy getting swept in the nlds
my yankees are crashing out
Yankees have a 297.8 million payroll
The Reds have a 118.6 million payroll
Both teams have the same record.
Nothing personal cubbies.
Losing is the only way to get Cashman fired.
>>150113409tito supremacy?
>slider fastball pitcher sucks at Coors field
a tale as old as time
>>150113407good. then keep being a Blow Jobs wagoner instead
>>150113409explain this to me in political/economical terms
what would happen if the catcher farted into the pitch comm? would the pitcher hear it?
gg reds cya tmrw
I guessโฆfuck thisโฆ
>>150113431that's not how pitch comm works
>>150113425>smartest venecothey are not sending their best
ROOKIE-TO-ROOKIE, SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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>>150113409thats why we love baseball
>>150113439There should be a fart button, where the pitcher hears a farting sound when pressed.
>>150113443That was Rushing
>>150113437>>150113443You're not watching the game are you
multislap frognigga night!
>>150113443kek doyerpacos dont even know their own team
>dodgers fans don't even know who's on their team
LOL
>>150113437>>150113443poodre falseflaggers fuck off
>>150113443nice falseflag, poodrepedo
>>150113431no it's pre recorded options.
>>150113409Am I supposed to be impressed with the Reds being a couple games above .500?
Why wouldnโt you mention the Brewers, who have a smaller payroll than the Reds and have the best record in baseball
kek doyerpacos get a taste of their own medicine
the cord has deemed you unworthy
>>150113409https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/lawofdiminishingmarginalreturn.asp
>>150113423The fact that he has the Reds almost in a playoff spot is legitimately insane. I never thought we'd get this far and we're still in early august.
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>Mookie actually got a hit
HOLY SHIT
>>150113452cleaning my room, streaming it in the background ;_;
That probably felt like taking a huge shit with a ghost wipe for dookie
>>150113466nononono arepa is good!
remove molleja instead. it's just literally chicken intestines and I never liked it
Yu Darvish got picked on in school for being half Iranian.
As Mookie finally gets a good XBH and the Dbacks take the lead, there will be a sudden mysterious surge of "doyerpaco" posts ITT
>>150113471Because the Brewers don't have the exact same record as the Yankees and the comparison wouldn't be nearly as cool, you fucking retard.
Reds bros I can't believe we're good again. Tito has legit saved our franchise. He made the Reds fun to watch again. I'm not crying you're crying
MUNCY BROS WE ARE SO BACK
Muncy putting the team on his gut
Muncy will test positive for PEDs and a triple bonus jack combo by the end of this week
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Hasn't missed a beat since getting hurt. Right back to producing.
>Ohtani doubles
>Mookie doubles
>Muncy homers x2
>Teo homers
Conforto next
>the entire dodgers offense only comes to life when Muncy is around
Grim. They better protect that man at all costs
>>150113480i haven't loved all of his decisions but damn if his team doesn't feel fun
whatever, still winning the series tomorrow
>>150113409>RAAAANNNGGZZZZZZZZZZ etc etc
>come back in half the projected time from life threatening injury
>dick around for 1 warmup game
>now average 1 HR every at bat
MVPuncy
>the dodgers beating a .500 team is like winning the world series to /mlb/
>>150113566we like max muncy here
>>150113566They did both last November
>>150113556which LA beach has views of downtown like this?
>>150113013I told the DOYERS to hit some homeruns and they have!
checkbook doyers fucking the farmer
>>150113574Who let this walking corpse out of the grave? Rebury her please
>Manfred was getting tired of his dodgers losing and mookie being a laughingstock so he juiced the balls
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>doyers scripting home runs is like a winning another world series to doyerpacos
nobody cares
Varland looks so raw, still. Potential closer material, but his fastball is super flat.
I'm not watching it but it feels like the Jays-Rockies game has been going on forever
>>150113578that's the only thing I think about when he's pitching
Ke'Bryan Hayes made the Reds FO look good tonight. If he can even kinda hit in their Smallpark, his value from that trade will be huge.
everyone cares dodgerchads
>be panamapaco
>seethe
Another day on /mlb/
>>150113590that's just Blue Jays cheating in a meaningless gamr against the worst team of this season
Msbros redpill me on Muckleshoot Casino Resort
M's bros I got a good feeling about this polanco ab
>>150113592I doubt he ever hits. the glove will be special for a long time.
>>150113590it's only been on for 2 hours and 30 minutes. It just feels that way because of all the injury breaks
>>150113592The FO completely crushed the deadline. Itโs probably too late to catch Milwaukee but the cusb are in complete free fall. We can definitely catch them
>>150113409and this is why there shouldn't be a salary cap
>double steal with two fat dudes
based mariners
Sheehanbros... I don't feel so good...
> they didn't even give zack a locker label
well they were asking for that shit
Big Dawgs gotta eat! (stolen bases)
>>150113592That is a basehit 100 times out of 100 against every 3B the Reds tried this year before the Hayes trade. Love Marte's bat potential, but he was ugly at third.
>>150113612poodrepedos getting nervous lol
haters mad for whatever reason
>>150113612Sweep tomorrow.
>>150113610You'll feel better when you redeem panda plate tomorrow
>yankees are now 6 GB and about to give up their WC to the rags
Realistically, is there a way for them to come back?
>>150113625there might be 2 or 3 other guys that might have made that play in the league. he can do it more consistently than anyone.
>>150113025 (OP)why are the padres losing?
berds will take the lead in the 8th inning and suddenly people will start POODRES posting more than usual
>>150113622That was incredible, they didnโt even draw a throw lmao. I knew the white Sox were bad butโฆ
>>150113642yes. come back to last place below Rays and Orioles LOL
>>150113644why is she hiding her mouth
>>150113592is that the normal pitcher camera angle? looks weird for some reason
>>150113644Not even creampieing this roastie with my straight alpha cock would make me feel better right now
>>150113659Camera angles are offset at Wrigley
jusr drove back
AM 570 THE REAL HOME OF THE DODGERS
10-4 good buddy keep on truckin over and out
>>150113662gotcha just looks weirder than usual i guess maybe i don't watch enough cubbies (i don't)
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>>150113663Theyโre playing my Hops next week, might try to get down there and watch.
choketani already in october form
reminder he did nothing at the WS
>>150113025 (OP)>sad_dinger_pepe.jpg
How do the Rockies keep losing by football scores?
>>150113592Best Reds defensive player since Brandon Phillips.
why does an irrelevant franchise like the padres get so many haters
>rest of the bats waking up>Ohtani goes back to striking outAlready in October form. Letโs go Doyers!
>>150113666>>150113672Do the Japanese believe in Satan?
>>150113671based i've seen the hops several times those are usually good games when they come up here. minor league ball is pure soul, doesn't get enough love.
>>150113671Colt Emerson and the left/right meme pitcher just got promoted to the frogniggas, you should totally go.
Brettygud he should pitch the 8th too he's only at 83 pitches.
Um White Sox bros? What about our pipe power?
Why aren't they working on the Mariners?
GG Rockies, hope Joey is alright.
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>>150113687The goatee ages him a lot more than the mustache. Also possibly one of the most stereotypical "white baseball guy" looking white baseball guys, Holliday is another one of them.
Just put the ball in play.
>>150113681When youโre good you tend to get under peopleโs skin.
Ya just gotta put it in play, ya just gotta!
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>>150113687>left/right meme pitcherput some respect on cijntje's name i want him to be good kek if any team can make a switch pitcher work (and probably waste his career) it's the M's
Mariners!
Good to see the rest of the team pick it up. Cal can't hit the goddam ball since the break
Cal foul ball off of both legs aiiiyyeeee :(
>Mookie is back
APOLOGIZE /mlb/
>>150113727scouts are saying cijntje will only throw with one arm in the majors. forget which side but he's got one major league arm and one mid arm
I want teo to get a base hit
>>150113727he can start right and relieve left, it would be crazy value
>just make it clap
I donโt think thatโs family friendly dodgers
>walking the bases loaded
you alright, sneks?
>3 straight walks
dbags please...
Josh Naylor had 36 stolen bases in 691 career games before being traded to Seattle. He has 8 steals in 11 games with Seattle.
On cue lolololol. NAYLED it
So are the Mariners for real?
c'mon dbags you're blowing it
>>150113752dbacks bullpen mastery at work
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>>150113766They have an elite 4-man rotation and with Suarez + Naylor they can actually hit
>walking in a run
Couldn't be me
lol thanks for that one umps
this nigga pete crow armstrong really an albino??
that last pitch was a strike
>>150113766Only one man can stop them.
>>150113789umps disagree, and you have a problem with that, you can GET OUTTA HERE
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>>150113780wow you're catching up with the AAAstros, congratulations bandwagoner
>>150113789You sure about that pal?
>>150113788His name is Pete Armstrong, they added "Crow" as a joke because he's so pale. Same thing as Hammerin' Hank Aryan
DOYER MILKTRUCK
>DOYER MILKTRUCK
DOYER MILKTRUCK
>DOYER MILKTRUCK
>>150113789would've probably thrown a ball anyway on the full count given how he was throwing
the announcers are laughing at women again
>>150113791if /we/ make the postseason legumina will not be on the roster
Put the ball in play
See what happens
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>>150113796>bandwagoning the marinerslolol
I get second hand embarrassment when you guys unironically comment on how players look like catty girls. please don't do it. I like to pretend you guys are all normal chads like me
>>150113796Astros have struggled lately but they won something like 21 of 26 with AAA guys before the break
Glad Jessica Mendoza is gone
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>>150113804You can see the stink coming off of him .
>>150113810gee no wonder red sox won today
>>150113798that's clearly a ball anon
>>150113804looks like he just woke up
>>150113796they always win
>>150113832gainful. secure.
Dave Roberts masterclass?
Bryan Woo has that real angry Asian look to him. Like the kinda guy you cast as the lead henchman / secondary antagonist in a rush hour type film.
>>150113796houston played better with sugar land boys
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S HIM
if O'hearn was the first baseman, he probably would've gotten that purely because of his height
>>150113795PCA makes Clint Frazier look like a negro
>>150113848i'm okay with him throwing when /we're/ up 7. save a bullpen arm, maybe he can finish it
It's really convenient that the Doyers game start when I wake up
I love it when the umpies throw the ball to the pitcher themselves :)
>>150113844fight like a man
my diarrhea is so bad but at least the phillies won
>>150113859Are you constipatedspie?
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>doyer auctions
take your pick anon
Randy is slow AF in left field
Here comes another 2-3 runs allowed by the retarded bean
I've been impressed with the rookie so far
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>75k for a fucking ring
wew
>>150113851He's trying to kill josh.
>>150113861the malibu one is the best offer by far, the okinawa one is the worst one. TWO DAYS in another country for 3000 dollars+ due to the auction
>>150113864Is he playing well? Was bummed to see him leave Seattle but /we/ had to make a move.
>>150113864Take care of him.
>pitcher canโt throw to first on a routine ground ball >>150113870why is this so common kek
>>150113874they cover airfare there and back plus 2 nights. you can stay an additional week if you want. i've done that on a few work trips overseas. turn a 72 hour work trip into a week long thing
>>150113870Did not mean to reply to you plz understand
>>150113881
>>150113881throwing off flat ground plus different arm angle
>>150113681don't hate them, it's just fun to prod them.
>>150113886you could probably afford a better, longer trip for less than what the final auction's price will be
>>150113879very patient abs for a rookie
Goldy is talking about this.
>>150113903it's gotta be a fund raiser. people overpay for a good cause. fuckton of millionaires in socal
>>150113864He's gonna be an all star, he's got that mariners early escape buff.
>>150113912man he's been so shit
>>150113910this revved east coasties on /mlb/ so hard kek
sneks cannot throw a strike
>>150113910wow what a moment
>>150113910actual 1/1000000 event lmao
Adolf Hitler bobblehead night
$1 beer for children under 10
>ohtani ring
What did he do again?
>>150113944made you seethe
>>150113944he allowed us to dream
>taco bell gavin lux box
>starlux airlines
so many missed opportunities while he was here......
>legumina is at 35 pitches in a 0 leverage situation suddenly turned into a high leverage situation because he's so fucking bad
so casparius will be the one to blow it tonight
>>150113931it was fuckin hilarious live. never seen consecutive pitches hit to the same dude
>>150113949Iโm a Doyers fan
>almost all of Laureano's hits on the Padres have been triples
THIS GUY IS CRAZY
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Mariners ace reliever Casey Legumina. Never had a doubt.
someone put Legumina's stupid face on this
>>150113910Me with the bald head
>>150113910TBF the two bearded guys in the background are peak PNW onions lol
>>150113963were you the guy who said that you regret not bandwagoning on the dodgers when you were little like the other arizona kids?
OH NO RAIN M'S BROS WE HAVE TO POSTPONE THE GA- oh no we don't we can just close the roof lol
>roof closing in Seattle
Take note east coasties! You can cover your stadium and play baseball in the rain!
>>150113982careful, this one is going to make /mlb/ seethe!
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RRRRREEEEEEEE FIRE UP THE MOTORS BOYS
I called it earlier, berds will tie it by the 8th and doggies will start seething about the padres
>>150113982This confuses and upsets the AL/NL East fan
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>>150113994about the who?
>>150113915it is but its for those affected by the fires kek
>>150113982>>150113985The problem is, most retractable roof ball parks (Milwaukee, Arizona, Houston, Miami, etc) still feel like indoor ballparks even with the roof open. A car with a sun roof is not the same thing as a convertible. Seattle actually did it right.
>>150114033Yeah but T-Mobile doesn't