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Indians

>>150114858 (OP)
SD: Ramon Laureano went 3-for-6 with a triple, double, three RBI, and a run scored to lead the Padres to a 10-5 win over the Diamondbacks on Tuesday
LAD: Max Muncy went 4-for-5 with two homers, four RBI, and three runs scored to lead the Dodgers to a 12-6 win over the Cardinals on Tuesday
SEA: Josh Naylor went 2-for-3 with a two-run homer, three runs scored, a walk, and two steals to lead the Mariners to an 8-3 win over the White Sox on Tuesday
TB: Brandon Lowe went 1-for-3 with a two-run homer in the Rays’ 7-3 win over the Angels on Tuesday
COL: Orlando Arcia was removed from Tuesday’s game against the Blue Jays with a left elbow injury
TOR: Joey Loperfido is day-to-day with a right knee contusion after X-rays came back negative for any fractures
ATH: Shea Langeliers went 5-for-6 with three solo homers from the leadoff spot Tuesday as the A’s crushed the Nationals 16-7
TEX: Rowdy Tellez smacked a go-ahead two-run single into center off of Devin Williams in the eighth inning on Tuesday, leading the Rangers to a 2-0 victory over the Yankees

>>150114858 (OP)

>miles mikolas' career will be over in less than two months
feels good man

Laureano, my beloved :) Also stop leading of Tatis Jr off, at least put him in the 4th hole. He gotta get out of his baby mama slump, right?

>>150114858 (OP)
One love.. couldn't have one without the other~!

Jays

>>150114892
He will go back to Japan and have a Sub 3 ERA season with the Giants

Keep it Mariners related please

dodgers won! (not the game)

>>150114889
I think it’s cute…

When she lets you hit it Padgers style...

>>150114858 (OP)
Teodosio has been having a good couple of games. I hope he can keep it up, he almost robbed a home run tonight and while he didn't get it the attempt was great and Adell would never have tried it.

>>150114944
As you wish my faithful Uruk-hai

>>150114865
Wtf is banana ketchup spaghetti

Went to the Dodgers game as a Philthies fan tonight. Snuck into the Lexus Baseline club. Pretty good time. Would do it again.

>>150114985
It's basically sweet spaghetti, bretty good. Staple in Filipino cuisine. i like Jolibee spaghetti.

>>150114994
mama mia…

dodgers will lose tomorrow and get swept by the jays, it was foretold

>>150115012
that could be any four game stretch going forward

PADGERS will win tomorrow and walk into the postseason hand in hand.

>>150115036
Nah, Dave Roberts is going to do the dumb mistake of trying to bring Sasaki back and he'll cost them the division, which will last minute cuck them out of the postseason

>>150114985
it's the sundae spongebob made in the bad breath episode

>>150115047
lol

>>150115044
I just don't see any NL team falling out of contention. Maybe Cubs. And I don't think Reds have enough to pass anyone.

>>150115070
reds mindfucked the cubbies

>>150115070
Why the Cubs? They have the fourth best record in baseball and the second best run differential is there something I don't know about them I don't really watch them

>>150115095
I think their SP losses may catch up with them a bit but they're a really good team in a postseason series.

>>150115095
reds mindfucked the cubbies

>>150115104
Yeah I was looking at their team after I made that post and their rotation is pretty thin. I would be shocked if they slid enough for the Reds to sneak in but it's definitely still possible

ugh

>>150115095
the broors just caught fire and it makes the cubs look worse. that's the more interesting part of the story imo. is this the year they finally win in the playoffs? mayhaps...

>>150115134
reds mindfucked the cubbies

>>150115115
As much as I want Reds in playoffs, I'm already happy that the team is working more than it used to. There's still a need to fix the issue of bases loaded, everyone flops.

>>150115070
I feel like the Mets are going to be on the outside looking in. It's just a hunch I have, there's just a lot of bad vibes surrounding them which I guess isn't really a new thing for them

>>150115159
Bad vibes can be cured by a sweep. Baseball is fickle

>>150115159
Mets don't really scare me, but I don't see how they fall off, either. Their SP feels pretty pedestrian, but that BP depth is great, maybe 2nd best pen after Padres.

Overall, I think Cubs are flawed but Jesus that offense is terrifying. Dodgers should probably be the favorites if they get good health from their SP/relievers down the stretch, Phillies rotation has 4 playoff capable options right now and some really high-end relievers. Brewers have awesome depth but that rarely plays in postseason. Padres probably have the best pitching period if King comes back healthy.

Brewers have too much heart to not make the postseason. It won't get them to the World Series, though they'll sputter out like the Mets magic wore off last year. Honestly, the brew crew seem like a fun team to root for this year since it's not like any of their guys are stand out MVP types or anything, in fact a lot of them just on offensive metrics are kind of weak, but they have somehow managed to have the best record just by pure soul.

>>150115289
They're a top-10 offensive team by wRC+ and a top-5 aggregate defensive team. Really REALLY good depth. It usually doesn't play in October but I could see them in the NLDS/CS

>>150115289
we all HATE the FAGGOTwers!!!

We need nu tho

>>150115289
the brewers aren’t some fluke they have legitimately great players at the top of their lineup and they have figured something out for pitching, they have some secret sauce. They have the best run differential in baseball. If they were a big market or they actually had fans they’d be talked about differently. Still will never win anything ever though

Pissconsin kek

if any doggie doos are still here, be honest, do you really think Roki Sasaki should come back to the rotation this season, or are they better off just letting him sit it out in AAA, maybe getting turned into a reliever if he REALLY wants MLB time?

>>150115354
eke!

>>150115385
>do you really think Roki Sasaki should come back to the rotation this season
I don't think he should come back into the starting rotation until he builds his confidence back up. He looks extremely shaky on the mound and is prone to mental implosions similar to Dustin May.

>are they better off just letting him sit it out in AAA
I'm honestly 50:50 on this, he has a ton of upside and was a proven talent in the NPB, but his velo dropped off and that needs to be corrected
2022: 2.02 ERA in 129.1 innings
2023: 1.78 ERA in 91 innings
2024: 1.93 ERA in 102 innings

He was recommended to get TJ surgery (IN THE NPB), but he's been avoiding it for whatever reason and I suspect it's messing with his command. Every start he's had he's been all over the place. Giving up a shit ton of hard contact, wild pitches, and walks. Nobody in the majors is falling for his stuff.

If him returning to the bullpen doesn't fix him (it's extremely unlikely, he was one of the worst starters in the league), then Dave Roberts needs to have a serious heart-to-heart with him do everything they can to get him to admit he needs TJ surgery.

But yea, I think sending him down to AAA to figure his stuff out could be good if he fails once he's activated again. He's going to need to learn how to pitch around his fucked up UCL, which is seeming like an increasing impossibility.

>>150115437
Break it down Jom boy

here’s the mink man

much respect to ya big boppers!

DA JANKEEEEEEES LOOOOOOSE!

that funky muncy

i need it

Any MLB games on right now?

>>150115666
Three words.
Recker. Highlight. Reel.

Wow the Yankees must be really good

WTF IS BOONE'S PROBLEM
USE BEDNAR HOLY SHIT

>2 hit shutout

stankee doo 'em!

d'Von Jefferson to the rescue!

>pinch hit for volpe
>Stanton gets doubled up

In my mind you don't pinch hit for volpe. Hot or cold, he can hit and he's fast. Just give him some goddamned confidence.

>>150115723
Surely they're on pace to win 120 games

YOUR CY YOUNG LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

>>150115723
DODGERGVDS????

My yanks are living rent-free across da big wide world!

Pee-Mobile Park kek

Pee-Mobile Park kek

>>150114858 (OP)
I'm thinking of buying property in right field but I could be swayed for center. Right is more quiet but sometimes I like the hustle and bustle of living in center, you know? Anyone have experience with this?

>>150116161
>>150116177
Is that why they're called Mariners?

>>150114892

>>150114892
Counting the days. But if it hadn't been for Fernandez and Granillo, the Cardinals would have won 6-5.

28 soon. trust the plan. two more innnings

>>150116269
holy shit look at that jaw on charlie neal

>>150116262
This Yankees comeback is going to be greater than 2018. Just when they counted us out…Boone pulled out the Apple Watches. Sorry! It’s true!

>>150115385
He never should have come to America to begin with tbqh, just wasn't ready mentally or physically

>>150116269
>>150116308
Recker on the board!!!!

yogi berra has more world series championships (10) than 13 teams combined

>>150116472
27-coded post

gm mariners nation

the yankees might need to sacrifice a chicken or something. they got some bad juju going on rn.

>>150116555
It’s ok we are rebuilding. We may end up in last place the next couple of years. I just didn’t want our rivals to win another WS before us. We had 2000 and 2009. They had 2004 and 2007. They had 2013 and 2018. We had nothing. If they get 2025 they still will need 17 more to tie us. I will not see it in my lifetime. I love you

KWABOTY

>>150114987
Based. I used to sneak into games back in 2013 when the Dodgers Team Outfitter store in Right Field pavilion was open 90 minutes before game time. Would also sit field level. Good times. I’m sure the security has ramped up in recent years

>>150116555
WE JUST GOTTA BE BETTER

>>150116555
Arise chicken. Chicken arise. booneywitchdoctor.com one convenient location, in the bronx.

>>150116555
I volunteer her as tribute

>Carp won 2 series in a row
Nice, if they can turn their season around it would be miraculous. Baystars are only 3 games ahead.

>>150116699
Aaron “The Fishman Binder” Boone

>>150116555
digits confirm

>look Booney, i gave you all the pieces to make your own job easier and you’re just not getting it done. pack your bags.

>*riiiing* hello, you have reached the offices of Tony La Russa. Please leave your message at the tone. *beeep*

>>150116763
I believe in the Fish. Still a lot of games to play and while the Baystars are hitting well now, their pitching is falling apart.

>>150116840
larussa buckbreaking the yankees divas would be kino but would never happen

>>150116865
Cardiiidoo ‘em!

>>150116720

2026 Yankees Roster Moves & Lineup Watch

Departures:

• OF Cody Bellinger — elects free agency
• OF Trent Grisham — elects free agency
• 2B Jazz Chisholm Jr. — elects free agency
• RP Devin Williams — designated for assignment; elects free agency
• 1B Paul Goldschmidt — elects free agency


Potential Additions:

• 2B Jazz Chisholm Jr. — possible re-signing
• OF Trent Grisham — possible re-signing
• OF Kyle Tucker — targeted acquisition
• OF Cody Bellinger — possible return (1B depth)
• OF Spencer Jones — recalled from AAA
• SP Ben Hess — recalled from AAA
• RP David Bednar — promoted to closer role

>>150117243
Any Yankee fans really worried that they’re going to let everyone walk for a total rebuild?

good rainy morning mariners nation

I no longer have anything to say. I hope you all have fun watching baseball. Take it easy /mlb/.

I miss when I was the only Yankees poster this shit sucks

>>150114892
My man Mikolas.

>>150117247
Yankees aren't going to rebuild lol they'll just throw a bunch of money at Tucker, King, Cease, Diaz, maybe Arraez

>>150117490
And more errors too! And more errors than home runs!

You are a pitcher
This is your zone for the night
Where are you pitching?

>>150117507
Elly De La Cruz has like the same amount of errors and runs.

>>150117604
EDC is also overrated but…

Holy shit did you guys see Oneil Cruz hit a ball 122 mph

>>150116188
Sometimes I read schizo stuff on this sight and think I might be losing it

>>150117629
Baby Jeter

>>150117648
I'm tired of pretending players like him are good

Yo gay bear huh

>>150117742
Cub ‘em!

Cubs and stinkees are gonna miss the play offs

>Nestor Cortez still hasn't mentally recovered from Game 1 of the World Series.
Enjoy another bum of a pitcher Poodrepacos.

Dwight's ox win da basedo ffs

>>150117773
kys

>>150116104
I believe it, dude is a freak and I can't believe he hasn't been on most peoples radars.

>>150117312
It's not raining in this neck of Mariners nation.

d'Vaughn Jackson

>9am baseball

>>150116104
He's given up 3 runs to my M's in each of his starts against /us/ and they were too scared to let him pitch at all against our fully operational seasnek lineup.

Why are there so many 9:30 and 10 AM games today?

>>150117829
Dark forces guide the M's...

good morning marienrs nation. I had a dream I won $37,000 dollars on a slot machine.

>>150117853
>BUFFALOOOOOO
gm. Now you've got me wanting to hit the casino.

Projected standings

seasneks are swimmin along...seasneks gonna sneak up on ya..

>>150117892
Muckleshoot?

>>150117893
Yankee bias.

>>150117773
Thanks for thinking of us bro <3 #Padgers

>>150117853
>>150117892
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150117948
I hate the Yankees but their hot start before the annual summer collapse makes a losing season pretty unlikely.

why, it's a manfred miracle /mlb/! baybaw, and it's on all day!

>>150117773
back to exile with you

The Phillies are still a .500 team since last July

>>150117971
the jays and red sox are playing much better baseball tho

>>150117925
Sometimes if we want to make the drive down there. Tulalip and Angel of the Winds are closer, even Snoqualmie is closer but I've only gone out there a couple times.

>>150117975
yay… I’m so… happy…

>>150117998
Idk what any of those are tbqh I just saw the ad for Muckleshoot Resort & Casino during the game yesterday and it has a funny name.

>>150117773
rent free

if the brewers started the year like they have been playing the past 3 months they would be on pace to win 115 games
thats crazy for a team ranked 23rd in payroll

>>150117979
Jesus they really went to shit the end of last season

>>150118023
>DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN MUCKLESHOOT
Those are other casinos in the area. They all have funny names, big fan of Angel of the Winds name, same name for the hockey arena in Everett.

>>150118005
you can defeat the indians of cleveland if you set your mind to it!

>>150117686
If I go in /x/ for two long I start seeing people follow me and can sense when people's eyes are normal

>>150117773
>You now remember Nestor Cortez and Spencer Strider were considered Cy Young candidates.

>>150118023
>>150118057
whenever the jingle comes on I say shucklem00t and laugh to myself

>>150118063
>indians
We don't use that word here, kid

>>150118068
Ever notice all the white cars following you? They've been on me for months.

>>150118063
ugh…

stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice

>>150118049
should a player without clutch even be eligible for MVP?

PLAY

BALL!!

>>150118101
Black SUVs for me

>if a player wins ROTY and he was a top 100 prospect, the team gets an extra pick in the draft through the PPI
WTF I didn't know that was a thing.

>>150118049
This reminds me of the chart comparing Ohtani and PCA and one of the biggest selling points was stolen bases

>>150118151
Yes but only if the player gets called up in the first two weeks of the season. The player also gets a full year of service time.

>>150118147
Keep your head up and eyes open anon, you're probably more of a target than I am if I'm guessing.

>>150118130
>stop busting my balls!
>ok
ACK!

>>150118113
*chu~~*
For luck!

>>150118168
Doesn't that kind of discourage mid-season call ups? Like wouldn't it be better to leave a prospect in the minors until the start of a new season so that he could maybe get ROTY and then they get another draft pick?

Fuck a mariners fan in his ass!
Fuck him twice!

>>150117845
because you don't live where baseball was invented

My Jintsies off to a bad start :(

Maybe I'll just watch Double A Binghamton play the Yanktriots...

Only one can come back, which one do you choose /mlb/?

what did manfred do to flip the script on the first half? this feels bigger than magnets or weather machines.

>>150118379
A bunch of literal who's

>>150118379
Brewers and Red Sox are cheating

>>150118359
left is plain racist
right is salvageable

>>150118359
>normal name, racist caricature
>racist name, normal caricature
choose your own adventure and combine the two

LET'S GO METS

How the fuck is strikeoutani still the heavy favorite for mvp

>>150118359
Change Cleveland to the Spiders, easy fix
and then convinced the four major sports in DC to change their team theme to one of the military branches
MLB for the Marines(Leathernecks, Bulldogs), NHL for the Navy(Clippers), NBA gets the Air Force(Red Tails, Bombers), and the football team for the Army(current franchise works for that already)

Twins vs Tigers just started

why are americans so obsessed with war? yikes

>>150118440
fWar, I hate it!

>>150118440
Hey, remember when you guys burned the White House down? classic...

>>150118427
What a dumb idea. None of those branches are home to DC.

>>150118459
hell yeah! that based af

>>150118422
because Judge and Raleigh are playing in the other league and PCA's ops is like .850

I don't smoke but I just had my coffee with a cigarette

Brehs

>>150118471
and yet, that's where you would find the Pentagon and Commander in Chief

>>150118427
I feel like we will never have a spider team because so many people viscerally hate spiders.

>>150118407
literally no ass

>>150118486
Then call one of the teams 'DC Spooks' & 'DC Israel Lobbyists'

>>150118482
don't have another one, stupid

>>150118482
smoke the rest of the pack immediately, genius

>>150118490
people have to get over their visceral fears and phobias

Mets will simply kill the opposing pitcher, its a valid strategy

>>150118482
PFMA

>>150118359
At least the right makes him look like a stoic Chad. Chief wahoo is just bad

like fry, like fry!

Fuck Yeah

giving up runs in the 2nd is actually smart because you give yourself enough time to come back.

>Jen Pawol set to become 1st woman to umpire MLB game Saturday. NEW YORK -- Jen Pawol is set to become the first woman to umpire a game in Major League Baseball when she works games this weekend between the Miami Marlins and Atlanta Braves.

what the FUCK is this Umpbros?!?!

>>150118599
it's umpina

>>150118599
>>150118611
based

>>150118599
>Sunday... when she will be behind home plate.
inb4 UmpScorecards doesn't release this one so you heckin chuds can't do a misogyny when it's the worst called game of the season

>>150118554
Lakers TRANIMAL?

>Umpirella

>>150118623
too fat

>>150118599
Umpette

>>150118639
Are you afraid of that sublime-looking dumper?

mayobros..

>>150118633
...or something

LLWS (technically a regional championship for the right to go to Williamsport, arguably even better) game just had the most kino ending of all time

Florida was up 4-1 in the bottom of the 6th (final inning), and they chose to intentionally walk South Carolina's "puberty hit early" 6 foot tall kid with the bases loaded and two outs. skinny little properly sized 12 year old after him then hit a bases clearing walk off double.

>
[Passan] BREAKING: Outfielder Roman Anthony and the Boston Red Sox are finalizing an eight-year, $130 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. The deal, which is pending a physical, includes a club option and will keep Anthony under team control through 2034.

>>150118692
Do you always take this as a young player? or take your chances with free agency earlier?

>>150118692
>da next mookie betts
Poor kid is getting scammed, read the fine details when dealing with Boston. I’ll be paying attention to Dustin May’s start today.

>>150118692
>Roman Anthony

>>150118692
Roman and Tony

>>150118725
He’ll be wearing dodger blue in 2 years max.

>>150118753
based retard

unc ordered doordash to the stadium...

>be umpchud
>get replaced by robots and women
>die out
Good riddance

Division Leaders!

>>150118692
>$16 M AAV
They want to pay him like a dying 40 year old now and force some other team to offload his contract later down the stretch when they’ve milked all value from him.

>>150118599
It's a shame she's kinda ugly

>>150118688
damn that's kino

>>150118793
Can't wait for Boone to call her a blind dyke.

My Jintsies on the board :)

>>150118718
Unless you come from money it's going to be really really hard to say no to 100+ million. The risk involved with waiting till FA ,especially in year 1, is to high to say no to. He just secured him and his family generational wealth.

>four fourty two =O

>>150118718
He gets money now and still gets to test FA at 30, really hard to turn that down.

>>150118790
Forgetting someone?

FAGGets kek!!!

This Mets team is like crap from a butt

>>150114858 (OP)

>>150118490
There's the sneks

>>150118510
maybe the soccer league could field that one for us
>but honestly, I was saving the MLS for the Coast Guard, or Space Force maybe

>>150118880
Reptiles are loved though, people don't like insects and arachnids.

>>150118880
I like spiders, because they kill mosquitoes and other pests. But snakes are infinitely less creepy then spiders. Also snakes are rare so the chances of you having some negative experience as a child that develops into a life long phobia is lower.

Thanks for slam dunking that dinger for us twinks

Save me Carson Benge

>>150118427
Redskins (football)
Nationals (baseball)
Change Wizards to Senators (basketball)
Capitals (hockey)
Go back to Diplomats (soccer)

>>150118874

the oriholes are way more aryan than sydneys weeney idk why ppl rnt upset about that

>>150118980
Cause they're in last place

I'm hearing a lot of hatred and bigotry for spiders out there, and that's sad

>>150118810
he'd probably finally be fired tbqh

>>150118599
She doesn't have the nuts.

>>150118840
A bit presumptuous, no?

Would you?

>>150119039
Angel Hernandez is STUNNING AND BRAVE since his transition.

>>150119039
I would and I have and I already did

>>150118599
>strike three! Also, I have holes!
No one cares foid

>>150118599
i would have no problem with this if they released all her quality review data along with everyone elses to demonstrate she is actually qualified.
but we wont get that. what we will get is a shitshow of bad calls, mlb telling us to ignore it, and then robo umps because its impossible to stop diversity hires once you start.

>>150118980
>sydney's weenie

>>150118980
she's ugly

uh Msbros....?

>>150119182
If you prefer right over left you have a micro penis

The prerequisite for a female umpire was literally a robot umpire.

>>150119182
>zomg woman asia!
this is how you sound btw

FUCK THIS FUCKIN TEAM!

>>150119172
Oh hi Trevor.

game time

>>150119328
Oh I roastie bitch.

luccedorebros :-(

>>150119358
You're Asian?

>>150118599
Umpie bros we are about to see some fucking kino

We play pooston after the rags and we can't even accuse pooston of cheating (they will) because we suck that badly.

jintsbros...........

Fuck Yeah

Attaway Seiya! Let these niggers know! Stop playin wit em!

>Mutts getting pumped by guys with less than a .700 ops

lol lmao

$25 million for ACK Flaherty this year

Go Cu-ACK!

>>150119412
erm... antiracist bros, our response?

>>150119404
I cain't

Pete Crow ACK!strong

>>150118049
There's no way you can give the MVP to someone hitting .258. Wheeler and Sanchez have a better shot off the Phillies.

it's up!

>>150118049
It should go to PC-ACK!

Let’s go ACK!bbies

gapies are jawin

>>150114858 (OP)
lol

>>150119520
about fucking time

>>150119520
How funny would it be if someone disagreed with the call and just bashed her over the head with the bat kek

kmsing myself, anybody else?

if ur gonna shit on phillies u might as well shit in ur own mouth cuzz thats all ur doin we are the best hottest team right now and if u disagree ur just mad probably a faggot too u come here to shit cuz u hate ur life thats not my problem try being normal u dumb shits like how hard is it to be normal all u gotta do is be able to talk to people without quoting some gay ass anime or videogame u fucking douchebag

mets are really going to miss the playoffs

>>150119573
Just like my pirates ):

>>150119540
nah, I'll wait, things could be worse

>>150119573
who would've guessed the mariners would've been the one of metaners to make it

MAKE THE CALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmeyEKv3qA

>>150119573
>We're not so different, you and I.

>>150119562
anime vidyagaem tiddy bros...

We're all gonna make it!

>>150119616
Manfred is sabotaging New York baseball and it couldn't be more obvious.

>>150119573
Just like my jintsies :(

>>150119634
There simply won’t be any October baseball for either team. >FAGGets kek!!!

>>150119573
it looked that way in mid august when the mariners swept the mets last year thougheverbethyname. lets give the metsiners a chance.

>>150119634
After the blunder that was Yankgers, Manfred had enough. Last year, FF8 poster was right.

>firesale twins are going to take the series against the tigers

Fuck Yeah

>>150119666
satan digits meant for >>150119602

>>150119677
What makrs you think the new guys can't turn out good?

I'm a woman

>>150119685
>not even considering my jints
sad

>>150119715
Congrats on the tits, ma'am

>>150119715
Thank you, Jen. Good luck this weekend.

Reeee at least we tied it

I dont really know anything about baseball but if there was some person with insane genetics, say a pitcher whos top 5 in "pitching quality" who was able to throw every pitch of the game for every game of the year how much in salary could they demand?

>>150119520
that's a female?

>>150119741
Bout tree fitty

Turnie slap!

>>150119741
>say a pitcher whos top 5 in "pitching quality" who was able to throw every pitch of the game for every game of the year how much in salary could they demand?
billions anon

>>150119741
Three dollars and fifty cents

>>150119777
checked

my metsies are gonna be on the front page tomorrow

>>150119741
They would be playing this player in ownership shares

Vassegh interview with Alex Freeland

https://x.com/SportsNetLA/status/1953165303883678132

>>150119741
Being a top 5 starting pitcher that could also pitch every game would be insane, they'll get the first billion dollar sports contract.

>>150119798
oh man I can't wait to watch this on x.com!!!

>>150119705
Nothing, I actually liked the move. I think real prospects should jump in the deep end sooner rather than having to toil in AAA until someone gets hurt.

>>150119488
no muncy :(

How many ejections?

BLIMEY what a fakin a pitch moit

Damn umpinas look like that?!

>>150119888
checked

RyMac. Starting third baseman of the New York Yankees year 2026.

sex with kirsten

Fuck Yeah

MY METS HAVE GOTTEN A HIT AND A RUN!

i almost didn't recognize keekay

git facked (i am suffering)

Soto the heart break kid

>pitching is their strength
FAGgers kek!!!

My Mets are possibly the easiest lineup in the MLB right now.

fuck your no hitter bitch, not in this house

damn, tough break

FAGGets kek!

>>150120009
>RISPets

avoiding a no hitter is like winning a WS for the FAGGets kek

>8.2 IP, 126 Pitches
holy moly

don't make me believe please

kek MEST

waiting for my doyers

>the last time a pitcher threw 126 pitches against the mets was Cole Hamels 11 years ago.
yikes. gg gords ugh.

>>150120075
>Gayvid Shitterson

Mest bottom 30 offense really made Injuns pitching look Cy Young this series.

>My Jints :)
GGs Pirates

animalistic hand holding with kirsten

FAGGets kek!

almost time to see Ohtani implode

Stankees status?

I consider myself fairly liberal and not racist or whatever (a rarity here, I guess), but one of my most racist opinions is that hispanic baseball players should just learn english instead of using interpreters.

>>150120147
but you will watch him

>>150120147
Gambledoo ‘em!

Uh Mestbros?

>>150120153
hispanic players don't value education as much and that includes learning another language. they'll learn it passively, but never exert any real effort through studies learning it

black Kenta Maeda

>>150120153
Why should they? You can get by with just knowing spanish in most big cities nowadays with all the hispanics in this country. My dad has lived in the US since the 80s and never bothered learning english because he never had to.

at least the kensingtons lost

Can we just get Leiter family drama by forcing Mark Leiter against Jack Leiter while Al Leiter watches in the cuck chair?

>>150120180

>padres don't play until 6:40
I hate Phoenix

SEIYA slap!

>>150117845
So I can watch.

Leiter nooooo.

VOLPE DUUUUUMP

>>150120153
If I was ESL I would never speak English to reporters regardless of my competency.

>>150119984
Bro is literally crying from embarassment

Volpe is very slowly getting his head out his ass.

Raggiedoo’em!

It's over.

Fuck Yeah

>>150120222
It’s like when Hideo Kojima tried speaking English. He fucked it up, and got dragged. No sense in making yourself sound like an idiot if you don’t have to.

>>150120227
He’s the starting shortstop of the 2026 Yankees. Sorry! It’s true! He’s that good!

Top kek. You all thought the Yankees were dead and now it's time to surge. Stay beta flyovers

>texass
>rangers
>red suxx

>>150120251
More importantly, a translator is a built-in PR/buffer from the press. Also you get some homie on the payroll. Feels like a win-win.

>>150120199
I love when retards throw hangers to Based G

Bros. Manfred has to do something about the AL East. I think he’s importing Boston into the NL for the Braves or something.

Nice throw Higgy. That's why Austin Wells owns you

>>150120283
Relocate the Yankees to Portland and they'll be AL West

SEE. YOU. LATER.

>>150120294
Big market franchises don’t need to relocate.

>>150120265
For better or worse. He'd probably make a great bench guy somewhere else.
>>150120266
This but unironically.

IMMACULATE INNING FOR TEH CUBBIES

tips cap to ya cubbiebears

>>150120153
I'll never forget when I went to a resort in Cancun and I over heard two white women having a conversation
>I like it so far, but nobody speaks English

>>150120330
>>150120331
Re2pect 'em!

SWANNY slap!

almost time to see Ohtani dominate

kirsten watson owes me sex

>>150120344
>Going to Mexico ever

>>150120357
*gets cramps* oooh ahh ouchie wawa!

>>150120365
What's that? You're afraid to travel?

>>150120153
>>150120344
>>150120174
>>150120183
It's okay for Mexicans to say "go home gringo" and "learn spanish or GTFO" but when it's the other way around?

Fuck Yeah
gg, kitties

>>150120375
>Giving Mexico any money
>implying I can't travel anywhere else

Andrew Faggot

>>150120382
>be normal
>never think like this
its almost like its white people accusing other white people of made up bullshit that Mexicans don't think about

>>150120391
*Typed from a Chinese device*
Nooo you can't just give "your money" to them because you just can't okay!

Fox News Boomer alert!

>>150120415
that's exactly what it is
intraracial class warfare

>>150120415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwDuMZmhKtw

Typical leftist gaslighting thinking things that contradict them don't exist

would you have sex with a female ump?

what if she was a cute asian girl?

>>150120382
>It's okay for Mexicans to say "go home gringo" and "learn spanish or GTFO"
as a mexican i've never heard anyone say that

>>150120391
>Giving Mexico money
Literally who cares besides politically-poisoned weirdos. I go down to TJ and watch lucha, it's fun.

Stinky stanks really thought they could avoid the sweep from Bruce Bochy.

>>150120426
>TRAVEL TO MEXICO YOU BOOMER EVEN THO YOU KNOW PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND KILLED BY CORRUPT MEXICANS

>>150120391
>giving money to Israel

>>150120331
>laughs at Cusb terrible trade deadline moves
>I did too
Kittredge has been a fucking beast in every outing since the trade

>>150120344
>be toid
>be foid
can you imagine LMAO

>>150120437
>>150120439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwDuMZmhKtw

toids unironically dying out

>>150120382
All I said is that it's funny seeing those "you're in America, speak English!" Karen's going to Mexico and expecting them to speak English.

Attaboy Kelly

>>150120444
We did. Carlos Rodon is your CY Winner beta

les do it

>>150120448
I've driven thru Mexico a bunch of times. I've been stopped by cartels all the time. They don't give a fuck they just want to make sure you're not from a rival cartel. I'm not saying it's not dangerous but just having common sense is enough to keep you out of danger.
Go back to watching Fox News, boomer.

>>150120452
he got beat up last night but he’s a good addition it’s the moves they didn’t make (and Soroka)

glad Big Balls got a beatdown btw

>>150120488
Sorry Colbert is going off air because he has no ad revenue and costs the network 40 million a year. Sydney Sweeney has great jeans

ohtranny is pitching to my cardinals? kino

I think the DOYERS should let Ohtani pitch through more innings!

>>150120509
Beyonce's jeans are better.

Uh stankeedoosistas???

Lets go Seager.

This game needs to finish so I can fap to anime characters

Still not convinced Brandon Donovan and Alex Burlyson are different people

>>150120509
Do you /pol/ tards really? Obsses over this stuff?

Sad.

Find a hobby or something dude.

holy fuck nice catch
that's gotta hurt

Semien double play incoming.

Rodont is sweating like a rat

nice catch

>>150120459
Just be honest and say you were never going to travel to Mexico in the first place. I'm a blonde-hair blue-eyed white boy with barely conversational level Spanish and the worst you ever get while travelling is people asking you for money lol.

>>150120523
Her cover of Jolene is why the deaf are envied

thanks 4 answerz

kek stankeedoo 'em!

signature welcome to the Dodgers Alex Call moment

wow good catch, guy-i-don't-know. andy P too

I deep throat my toothbrush and gag after my team loses

>>150120531
The irony and hypocrisy is delicious. Drink your s o y

Marcus Semen has more rings than that roided mutt hero fudge.

oats is on the mound guys

that little twink gets a dream job, salary + benefits, all because ohtani pretends not to speak english. and even knows hes faking. amazing

OHTANI

>>150120459
>Look at this video guys, the entire country is like this!

Do goy cattle really?

THEY'RE MAKING OHTANI TAKE OFF HIS BELT. HE NEEDS TO HIT FOR GOD'S SAKE

Ohtani perfect inning. Mestboricuas malding.

AND I'M FEELING GOOOD

No Muncy no watchy

>>150120583
You think all white people are a certain way. No wonder your party sucks at courting them

>>150120459
LMAO dumb mexicans

singletani

Yatta!!!!

>>150120567
>Gets proven wrong
>Thinks I'ma liberal
>"D-drink your söy

Why are /pol/ schizos like this?

Sad

>>150120552
Miley Cyrus did a great cover of this song before she went full hooer mode

https://youtu.be/wOwblaKmyVw?si=RmvpnyCD2Tkix0Ui

You can tell the Stankees/Mets are losing because they immediately bring other races and ethnic groups

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, SHO

ohtani

Pretty funny watching you betas bitch about politics. Straight alpha males meanwhile getting tons of pussy from very sexy babes

>>150120593
What are you talking about?

>>150120523
This but unironically. She looked great in her cowboy carter era

>>150120619
Tell that to the schizo who's having a melty because someone brought up traveling.

guess >dookie shitts is back

Happa!

Ohtranny is gambler and Ippei is innocent.

>>150120606
>Rages over Sydney Sweeney
>Gets laughed at
>Tries to gaslight g-g-guyz I'm just pretending to be libtarded

forgot the game started at 1
>missed 1st inning pitchtani

>>150120607
>miley cyrus

Another reason to envy the deaf

>>150120641
no one disagrees

>>150120652
Anon…It’s 4 PM

>>150120459
Spain is the only country I can think of that protests tourists like this. Must be something in that rape baby blood.

>>150120656
not in best coast

>>150120619
Andrew Tate doesn't care about you bruh

>>150120656
its 3:22

>>150120641
ohtani's a bro who tried settling his guy's gambling debts, but the two retards got caught somehow

>>150120641
Ohtani is carrying a guilty weight and will repent soon. Two more starts

>>150120641
that's wrong and you know it

>>150120668
It’s actually 4:47 where I am wtf?

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>>150120644
>Rages over Sydney Sweeney
When? You brought her up idk why. Wtf does she have to do with traveling to Mexico?

Schizo Alert

>>150120641
This is true.

>>150120641
Is his name really Sogay Ohtranny?

>ohtani gets to travel along the prime minister's secret underground tunnels in japan

>>150120691
>several players on the IL, regression in guys like mookie
>still atop the NL
What’s the secret?

>>150120663
It's a more direct version of how people react when Californians emigrate to their states and jack up the housing market. People always distrust outsiders, especially when they do the bare minimum to integrate culturally.

>>150120641

>>150120641
is it a really joke when millions of people unironically believe that and will keep believing that?

>>150120706
Uh the brewers lead the NL

>>150120706
being schedulebabbies

>>150120717
I promise you nobody is worried about the “Brewers”

cytani

Carlos Rodon can only get 15 outs…fucking really? bad news bear time.

>>150120715
No it’s not funny, it makes me sick to think the entire United States government colluded to frame Ippei just to avoid an international incident with Japan. But that’s diplomacy for ya.

>>150120728
cramptumi

>>150120727
You should be worried about losing your WC seed to the Reds

I was indifferent to Ohtani coming back to pitching but what a beast

>>150120729
>cane's
BOOOOOO

If the tigers choke away the division to the tardians i swear to jesus...

>>150120739
Popcaneseye genny. Cope

>>150120709
Pajeets are the worst

freddie :)

>>150120745
I’m willing to allow this

>>150120741
you'll what? jump ship as easily as you jumped on?

3 FBs off Ohtani all 93 MPH+

>>150120709
This

>>150120717
>brewers lead the NL
Argument for shittiest league gets proven

Dodgers are going to repeat as World Series champions.

>>150120776
this is true

>>150120757
No, I'll just never eat little caesars ever again

LOBgers is back on the menu

>Robert García
It's over.

no...NO!!

>>150120776
You better hope Scott, Kopech, Yates, and Graterol get healthy lol

nu

>>150120792
>>150120792
>>150120792
>>150120792
>>150120792

>miggy blow

Anderson is so shit now, we could have traded him for some random no name Single A pitcher and it we would have won the trade.

>rojass

nice catch you old fart

>>150120732
I wish Japan was really that powerful. Unfortunately the reality is 1000x tougher for us.
Westerners will never be capable to treat Japs fairly in my lifetime while they unironically believe Japs get special treatment and they will keep being preachy to us at the same time. It's trury nightmarelish but there's almost nothing we can do about it.