>have infinite money and a CL spot but it doesn't matter because nobody wants to live in Newcastle
They are finished

>>150115652 (OP)
I'd want to live in Newcastle. Seems like the only city in England with proper rustic sovl

>>150115685
Footballers are vain. I think they should focus on developing local players or give Mou a call, he still has the pull to attract big players

>>150115685
it's a veritable hellscape!

>>150115652 (OP)
Is Newcastle really worse than Liverpool or Manchester? Tbh all of the UK barring London and some spots in the south look like a shithole but for that kind of money you can just suck it up for the 6 months that the season last

>>150115652 (OP)
Newcastle ain't that bad. I liked it better than Amsterdam, for example.

Of course my view is biased because I only went there in the summer

>>150115718
Well nobody lives in Liverpool or Manchester, they live in Cheshire which is close to both cities and has all the luxuries they want

>>150115718
>Spain
Dry, barren soil, poor, mostly arab.

>>150115652 (OP)
Why don't they focus on getting the best english players then?

>>150115769
That's why brits kill themselves to live here you caramel skin muttoid rainbow wearing tard

>>150115769
Better food than you, Achmed.

>>150115652 (OP)
what's the immigrant situation like in newcastle

>>150115740
I am sure Newcastle has a nice suburb too
>>150115783
The team would be shit

>>150115801
I liked the North shields or whatever they were called. The mouth of the Tyne

>>150115798
Many Tugoids

>>150115792
Those are drugged up teens falling off balconies

>>150115792
Only the fat ugly poor ones. Even our poor estate people can afford a few weeks in Spain, it's cheap. How come every time I try a buy a coffee in any British city I have some poor spaniard serving me?

>>150115792
You are the Mexico of Europe. Portugal and Italy are much nicer places to visit because the scum from northern europe goes to Spain.

>>150115796
Irish...full of soul and morally superior. Can't wait to move to Britain and literally all of them support British football teams, while abandoning their own.

>>150115796
>ireland
The Mexico of the British Isles...

It’s got nothing to do with the city. If it was, neither of the Manchester clubs or Liverpool would ever be able to hire anyone. Nor would anyone ever sign for Aston Villa

It’s the agents. All the agents/fixers are in London, Cheshire and Essex. They want the player close to them, close to their entourage, close to the sympathetic media and hangers on. It benefits the player, they say, but it actually benefits the agent as linked to them are a whole army of other leeches. Their estate agents and lawyers are based there and want that commission. If the player goes to Newcastle he isn’t going to use:
>doctor/dentist/lawyer/accountant/investor/car salesman/interior designer that is related to or in the same tribe as the agent
Nor is he going to:
>have the legal and media connections of his agent
Then he will realise that
>my agent is jewish and has been taking huge sums of cash from me

> This article is more than 17 years old
Roy Keane sees red again with outburst about Wags and their shopping jaunts
This article is more than 17 years old
Football manager launches tirade against 'weak' players and women who run the show
Louise Taylor
Wed 15 Aug 2007 10.16 BST

Football managers have long complained about the drinking, womanising and gambling habits of their players but Roy Keane yesterday identified an alarming new vice - shopping. Or to be more specific, the shopping habits of footballers' wives and girlfriends.

>Sunderland's manager, known in his playing days for explosive outbursts aimed at team-mates and opponents, is furious after attempting to sign a series of players this summer who apparently turned him down when their Wags became alarmed by a perceived lack of shopping opportunities in the north-east. Yesterday's comments came after the Tottenham forward Mido turned down Sunderland for, gallingly, neighbours Middlesbrough.

>"If a player doesn't want to come to Sunderland then all well and good," said the former Manchester United captain and Ireland midfielder. "But if he decides he doesn't want to come because his wife wants to go shopping in London, then it's a sad state of affairs. It's not a football move, it's a lifestyle move. It tells me the player is weak and his wife runs his life.

>"The idea of women running the show concerns me and worries me, but the players we're talking about are soft. Priorities have changed in footballers and they are being dictated to by their wives."

>>150116823
Fucking Guardian script ruined the formatting of the post.

Post New Castle. It can't be that bad.

>>150116842
The Spaniard will probably post it when he wakes up from his afternoon kip, of course...or mañana

>>150116654
>>150116687
>>150116704
Seething this much can only be provoked by living in a shithole holy shit the butthurt

>>150116738
This must be some type of corporate shill for clubs. Yeah agents are big baddies and clubs wants whats best for their players and agents only come in the way

>>150116842
The bridges are kino

>>150115652 (OP)
Explain Manchester and Liverpool?

>>150116976
They are bigger cities with more to offer. Plus, Cheshire is a nice area, like other anons told before

>>150115801
Even Newcastle players can live in Cheshire. There's guys getting shuttle service 100+ miles daily to training and games because they all want to have a gated mansion in spacious, green, white people filled Cheshire. At the end of the day everyone with money becomes they Americans they claim to despise.

>>150116946
I used to think >le agent was just a boomer conspiracy but it's actually true. Agents are vampires sucking the life out of football.

>>150118050
Players are 70 iq mongs who never got educated they're gonna be ripped off no matter what. But its way easier to get ripped off by a huge club than one single agent you can easily swap

>>150115718
>London isn't a shithole

>>150116999
With Newcastle's Saudi funding, the players could live in Barcelona and the club could afford paying for a jet to fly them to Newcastle every day if they really wanted to.
But maybe they just don't receive as much funding from their sheik masters as other oil clubs like PSG and Man City, and therefore players salaries also aren't as good as in the top clubs. I don't see any other reason for players avoiding Newcastle. If they are okay with playing in Al-Bonobo how could some northern english town be a problem. It must boil down to the earnings.

>>150115796
lol no

>>150118050
>>150118227
players don't pay their agents, the clubs do. so agents rip off clubs not players

>>150116737
>the British Isles

>>150118315
you try your best to be the biggest retard on this board but that faggot with kenyan VPN is still ahead of you, step up your game ahmed

>>150116730
>Can't wait to move to Britain

Do you think it's still the 80s or something?

>>150115792
>>150116704
>the Mexico of Europe

T-this is supposed to be a compliment, right?
As in a soulful and colorful place, correct?

>>150118361
que?

Fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the Tyne is all mine

Noocastle are this decades Blackburn but with no chance of a title, it's as simple as that. Liverpool and even Man Yoo are actual football clubs not memes.