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>Previous thread:
>>150106125

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
NIG: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News:
Franco Colapinto crashes Alpine F1 car in Pirelli test (KWAB)
Alonso concerned over uncertainty in root cause of Aston Martin's sudden resurgence
Ferrari told Hamilton on team radio he had a chance to finish seventh but he ended a miserable race back where he started in 12th.
Piastri doubts he would have passed Norris if race had been longer
Ferrari feared Leclerc wouldn’t finish race
Mekies apologises to Verstappen after he finishes 72 seconds behind in Hungary
McLaren: Oscar Piastri's late lunge in F1 Hungarian GP remained within our principles
Alonso says that if an Anglo rookie driver was performing as well as BORT is, he'd be headline news every weekend
Edd Straw ranks BORT as driver of the weekend in his just-released rankings article
Fabienne Wohlwend holidaying in Deep South, USA right now
Twinks continue to infest the Formula 1 racing grid

total twink death

Alba Larsen will be a Ferrari Driver Academy member in 2026, replacing Tuukka Taponen. She will also do a 2nd season of F1 Academy as one of the title favorites.

>>150116608
that jacket is too big for her

>>150116560
scat

>>150116630
based

>>150116630
what a fucking nerd

>>150116596 (OP)
doohan died for this

>>150116608
wide putin

>>150116630
hells yeah
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ic2Cjw7kydI

>>150116666
isn't that the VA for Linda Belcher

>>150116614
Just like my cock

edd

gimi

andrea

STEVE HOLT

Alba Larsen got groomed by Kevin Magnussen (to become a racing driver)

>>150116342
dis nigga barely leaving the harbor

is he scared he might crash his cool boat? what a pussy

>>150116721
ayy lmao

>>150116721
Too bad he didn't choose someone that's actually hot with how much she gets posted here

what's he gonna tell Flavio?

>>150116751
>what's he gonna tell Flavio?
Mr Briatore, I have a great idea for the Singapore Race

>>150116735
What a dissapointing season that was. Imagine riding high on winning the championship and then you only get two podiums (both 3rd)? That's the power of newey.

>>150116767
he hails from the land of riggi cuckitini so a rigging in this manner would come naturally to him

>Aston Martin boycotts sky sport and ralf schumacher
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/36155421/formula-1-aston-martin-sky-sports-ralf-schumacher/

>>150116798
Well that's very homophobic

>>150116798
kwab team

>>150116789
>lose newey
replace him with ???
>lose renault
just get the rebadged year old engines lol
>rule change?
just make the 1997 car narrower LOL

>>150116798
>Jewish F1 team owner boycotts German media

>>150116798
more time for ralf to get piped by his gay lover then

>>150116846
Weren't they already in the process of getting BMW in 2000? Probably just decided to hold steady until that

So, has anybody run into her yet?

Ralf Schumacher is gay????? Why has this never been mentioned here before?

>>150116797
kek

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pjuK6t0wtVI
youtube short

>>150116906
Where is she?

>>150116920
Boulders Beach, South Africa
https://www.instagram.com/fabiennewohlwend/p/DDzpyKHtfGg
instagram post

>>150116906
A truck ran into her a few years ago

>>150116912
Everyone here is gay, no need to make a big deal out of it

>>150116931
the penis nose aside that's a sick ass livery and car

>>150116931
this
and they try to compensate for it by pornposting

>>150116926
Lucky buggers.

>Alba Hurup Larsen and Niccolo Maccagnani have been announced as joining the Ferrari Driver Academy at the start of next year.

>Larsen is not new to Ferrari, as she won the senior final in the fourth edition of the FIA Women in Motorsport Commission’s FDA-affiliated Girls on Track Rising Stars programme in 2023.

>She was up against three other drivers in that final, who were competing to win a paid-for 2024 Formula 4 seat with Iron Lynx as well as entry into an FDA scouting shootout. However the announcement of her victory mentioned neither, and instead said the “FDA will monitor her progress next season on visits to Maranello”.

>Her paid-for transition from karting to F4 came with MP Motorsport instead when she did the first two rounds of the 2024 Indian F4 season and had a best finish of sixth.

>In 2023 she had karted in Europe, coming 64th in IAME Series Italy’s X30 Junior standings, 12th in the Danish Karting League’s X30 Jr series, winning a regional championhip in Zealand and receiving mentorship from Formula 1 driver Kevin Magnussen.

>Larsen has raced for three teams in F4 this year. She began with Jenzer Motorsport, contesting three quarters of the Formula Winter Series season and coming 32nd in the standings, then returned to MP for the all-female F1 Academy championship. In the F1 support paddock the 16-year-old Dane has had a best finish of fourth so far, and sits sixth in the points table.

>Alongside that she is racing part-time for Chris Dittmann Racing in British F4, and is currently 22nd in the standings.

alba got anally blasted

>>150117032
Yes. And I guarantee there was no LICO required. Just quali lap after quali lap on the ragged edge of adhesion. At the end of the stint her asshole looked like Schumi's inters after the 2006 Hungarian GP.

>>150116798
Based AF
This man lies about everything and its a joke sky hires him as a commentator

>>150117047
For reference.

>>150117047
Maya is unmoggable

Max Furstappen :3

Please end my suffering.

>>150116689
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=8RSVydAF5Um1fw-A

>>150116973
It looked way better with the updated bodywork.

>>150117147
So does my ex

>>150117067
finnposters are so weird. i was going to post the video of thunderstruck neekeri (the finnish national anthem), but it's been taken down.

colachads... it's over

Those of (Y'all) that are unhappy with your current jobs, what are you doing to improve your lot?

>>150117277
>current jobs
Heh

>>150117277
I will take up winnowing to die faster

>>150117277
Learning new skills

>>150117317
Chinese language?

>>150117277
brother I'm stuck in the application humiliation ritual still

>>150117277
becoming a master in prompt engineering

>>150116603
Yeah, it's quite sad when they don't exclusively hang around each other.

>>150117362
(for context, courtois is 5'9")

>>150117277
>improve
Nothing because I lost all motivation to live after losing so many loved ones. I don’t mind dying early at this point.

>>150117277
I'm just wasting time while waiting to die, I don't care about any jobs or that bs

>>150116798
Horner was sacked a few days after Ralf said that he blacklisted him btw.

Bro gets to get paid millions to drive fast cars for a living, was born and raised in Monaco of all places, but still looks suicidal depressed in every photo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opM3WVTXME0

Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink

>>150117437
one must imagine chvckyphus happy

>the F1 game story mode has a female driver as a main character
what did they mean by this?

>>150117523
She has spirit but lacks the speed of Aiden Jackson.
Jackson is the more complete driver and that is why he will win the championship next year.

>>150117523
Chadders! :D

>>150117523
If she's not a PoC I'm declaring it a hate crime

>>150116640
further evidence...

>>150117523
constant p20 finisher

>>150117277
I have given up. The best I can hope for now is a job where my coworkers aren't fat disgusting smelly slobs that shit the place up. My current job is so close, but out of four coworkers one of them is a fat disgusting boomer who just won't fucking die already.

reminder sainz is the last person to ever win a race for ferrari

>>150117588
Whom?

>>150117588
>reminder sainz is the last person to ever win a race for ferrari
a grand prix

>>150117603
mini race, not relevant.

Have I seen this thread before.
Feels like I read all these posts

Remember Perez? Yeah....

>>150117610
gimi

>>150116608
>replacing Tuukka Taponen

>>150117277
planning NEETdom
t. fell for the engineering meme

>>150117523
Steal the spotlight, steal the show. Ready. Get set. Go.

>>150117277
i havent worked a day in my life

>>150117277
I got a comfortable tech job at a bank.
I thought about moving up to a higher paying role, but I realised that it's going to be a never ending ladder of always looking for the next job.

I've started working on an online business, just building a social media presence at the moment before I launch.

Figured I need a way to make good money without the need of trying to clamber and go on constant job hunts.

>>150117635
I'd like to see finlan win sumat again

>>150116596 (OP)
>doohan died for this

gimi

>>150117603
not a real race

Next race results:
P1 Piastri
P2 Norris
P3 Verstappen
P4 Leclerc
P5 Russel
P6 Albon
P7 Antonelli
P8 Hulkenberg
P10 Ocon
P11 Alonso
P12 Hadjar
P13 Gasly
P14 Lawson
P15 Sainz
P16 Tsunoda
P17 Colapinto
P18 Bearman
DNF Stroll
DNF Hamilton

>>150117523
they are trying to neg chadders and are abbi into being fast enough for f1
"look, if a videogame lady can do it, why can't you"

>>150117752
I know you frequent R*ddit, no need to bring it here.

I think they should bring back Fuji Speedway.

>>150117760
>verstappen
>podium
Yeah, not going to happen

>>150117780
Beautiful, sophisticated lady

ynr Infiniti

>>150117780
Look at her fingers she's getting old

>>150117277
maybe possibly quit in the next 10 years or so

>"If he was English, or something, and finished sixth in a Sauber, he'd be in all the news tomorrow. What he does is exceptional"
The valiant Spaniard striketh again against the cowardly Brit*n

>>150117813
She's 24.

>>150117842
I wish I worked as hard as her

>>150116614
Just like her ears

>>150117849
Well get to it.

>>150117861
FUCK YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

>>150117842
>hitting a wall at 18yo
grim

>>150117849

>>150117869
that crouching marshal had a final destination premonition. crouched 1-2 sec before the car even took off by the look of the webm.

>>150117849
I'll work you as hard as her

>>150116887
I always thought Ralf was a top?

>>150117007
>Her paid-for transition

Hiring a black and now a tranny, Ferrari is becoming really progressive

>>150117833
How is it impressive?
Sauber already finished P3 and P5 this season.
I was more impressed with Aston's P5.

>>150117902
It's impressive considering the shit car

>>150117842
Her hairline says otherwise

>ynr the 2016 season

>>150117842
looks like less bloated Putin

>>150117913
but stroll also got a good position in qualifying and a good result in the race. Don’t you think the car was good and well-suited for the hungaroring?

>>150117949
sure (not at all)

>>150117913
I clearly is not a shit car and has not been shit since Spain.

>>150117842
The six-cross necklace reflects her belief in the fringe "six Jesus" branch of Christianity

>>150117913
Bort is defenitely impressive, but the car is not shit anymore.

>>150117985
Also known as the SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO school of thought

>>150117960
>Mags to Red Bull during season
>wins Spain immediately after Rosgod and Hamilturd crash eachother out
>Rosgod wins the WDC
>ultrasofts are introduced to honour of your dick

>>150117985
Nah for 10 souls she devours each year she adds one cross

>>150117985
>not worshipping the hexachrist

>>150118059
Thank God for halo

>>150117760
You forgot to say P9 Bortoleto.

>>150118110
halo would have saved moikal schumi

>>150117277
i was looking for another job, but said the wrong things in the interview, maybe i go back and study some master

>>150118166
If only ski resorts would also implement halo :(

>>150117842
White women age like milk

>>150118221
It's ok since I do like kefir

>>150118196
we told you not to scream the Irish copypasta at the interviewer
we warned you

gimi

gimipizza

Dr. Strange and the Manletverse of Mogging

checopizza

>>150118296
gimipizza

>>150118305
would

He got off easy. We have to suffer through all this.

a little reminder for all of you museocucks, vetteestans, and leshit fangirls

Hope number 1 crushed.
Hope number 2 (car/mechanics fault) still alive.

I am so close to actually wanting Aron to be in the car for Zandvoort

>>150118221
Some manage. I still would have fucked 70 year old Debbie Harry.

gimi fuel, gimi fire

W I D E G I M I

Gimi is just like me frfr

gimi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVa9ZfvGQzo

>>150118393
uhh you see they actually mounted the tyre backwards
just like mclaren with wurz 20 years ago

this the senna guy everyone mentions?

>>150118524
Yes
He fucks kids

>>150118467
Why is that guy dressed like a gay pirate?

>>150118539
ah, i saw he wasn't doing punditry on sky f1 anymore. good they caught him.

edd

>>150118546
noncery is normally a boost to a presenting career in british tv

>>150117898
is elf to human considered a tranny?

>was always talking shit about others
>raced hard with multiple on purpose crashes
>fucked kids
>forced girls to go to abortion
So why is Senna so loved by modern day fans?

>>150118603

>>150118625
max verstappen also did all of that

>>150118669
jos*, not max!

>>150118657

should have kept perez huh?

>f1 in 2035
>"just 5000 more tweets for #teamredbull to enable fanboost! come on get those tweets out, mercedes is also about to reach their fanboost threshold!!! keep those tweets coming!"
>"also reminder! you can also use your monthly token deposits from OpenAI's friends and family retinal scan program! one token equals 50 tweets, get those retinal scan tokens of your friends and family out to cheer your favorite drivers on!"

>>150118740
Should have kept Liam.

>>150118780
I will give all my fanboosts to Fernando Alonso.

>>150118657
>>150118694
>>150118780

>F1 in 2035
>Bernie Ecclestone has become father again

what's today's formula 1?

>>150118865

Darling, I said "what's today's formula 1?"

>>150118883
Edd moves with such confidence, he's not ashamed of taking up so much more space than any one person reasonably should.

>>150118927
Make your own formula 1 I am not your maid or mother!

>2014 sky ads in the f1 slot
>young white families being sold expensive shit
>2025, same slot
>browns being sold AI small business gimmick shit and mcdonalds ads
what was it that bernie said about f1 not being marketable to young audiences or whatever? i'm not sure that's what he REALLY meant..... about the audiences i mean

>>150118989
sweaty girl-on-girl action
now with hairy cunts
hell yeah

>>150118989
Is that a dude in the back or a poster?

>>150118989
oof madone she looks terrible

>>150118989
Someone call Pierce, we need The Architect.

>>150118989
>Emilia
I remember

wonder what she did with all the horses

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

I was a mega Hamilton fan when he entered F1. P3 on his first race what a fucking achievement. It's too sad a story about how globohomo ruined him.

>>150117780
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150117842
gimi

>>150117842
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150118989
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150119127
Hamilton was massively overhyped from the start, and given the best car (plus preferential treatment over his teammate) in his very first season.
I think most of us bought into it initially, but at the very latest when Massa was robbed of the 2008 championship, pretty much everybody began to see what a fraud he was.

Learning to drive after 31 years but something feels very odd to me.

I can't quite 'feel' where the car is going, I'm often just sort of reacting to where it's going.
I think I'm going straight, but then it just veers off.

I'm very good at gran turismo though, and never have those problems there, even playing on a controller.

I don't know man, I just get confused with the steering wheel. Why does it allow you spin it around 3 times, how the fuck are supposed to know it's back straight or not?!

>>150119070
>tfw no gf

>>150119300
its all feeling and experience, just drive in your off-time
it takes years to make it second nature, the fact that you play racing vidya already puts you massively ahead of most people

>>150119300
You might be retarded.

>>150119300
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast?

>>150119300
i just drove a car for the first time in like 5 years a week ago. city driving scared the shit out of me i used google navigator just to make a simple round trip. good luck nigga.

>>150119323
>You might
>might
with that spacing?

>>150119300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em1O8mz7sF0
Watch videos on how steering works, and try to make sense of it through your driving, it'll become second nature after a while. Take your time, you've got this.

>>150119300
>I can't quite 'feel' where the car is going, I'm often just sort of reacting to where it's going.
>I think I'm going straight, but then it just veers off.
Steering imbalance.
Check your tire pressure and wear (all four should be equal) and check that your wheels are properly mounted. If necessary check the steering column.
Sometimes car imbalance can also be a result of uneven loading. That should be rather obvious though, for example if you have Edd in the companion seat.

>>150119369
You are an unthinking sheep. You react negatively to the things you have been conditioned to negatively react to, although you couldn't articulate why.

>>150116608
tfw Alba getting invited to every event in Denmark and becoming the posterchild of the sptort

>>150119415
is she being invited to feed someone's pet rabbit to lions in the zoo?

>>150119430
She can feed my pet rabbit to lions in the zoo

>>150119300
>I think I'm going straight, but then it just veers off.
That's normal, just do small corrections when you feel like you are veering off.

>>150119410
true. you should go back tho

>>150119446
I get the part where "pet rabbit" stands for penis. But what exactly are the lions in this metaphor?

>>150118989
TAKE MY SEMEN SOPHIA

>>150119470
Lions in the zoo

>>150119483
Ouch.

>>150119369
>Reddit


>Spacing

It's 2025 and you still can't figure this out.

>https://youtu.be/opM3WVTXME0?t=712
>"I never look at a guy's chin or lips like..."
Sure you have Lewis...

Fabi did the needful

>>150119509
>>150119466

is it better to late apex (lewis driving style, brake late and trail brake inthe corner) or early apex (max driving style, brake early in straight line, smooth wide entry)

>>150119605
Max is better than Lewis so I'd say his style is better.

>>150119605
depends the car?

>>150119605
Max is in almost every regard superior to Hamilton, so Max's style

>>150119300
What model is the car

>>150119605
depends on the car. Sort of what makes Alonso a bit of a demon. He shapeshifts to suit whatever car he's driving

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150119584
>raoul hymen
that name will never not be funny

>>150119619
>>150119626
Hamilton also mogged his teammate by lightyear when the cars favored his aggressive driving style.

>>150119621
>>150119643
Yes, it's possible the ground effect cars really don't like the destabilization of the rear that happens when you almost slide into the corner.

>>150119643
Alonso always sets up his car for understeer which is why he always shits up every team he goes to and why he always gets shit on by his teammates whenever the car isn't built for him

>>150119667
>Hamilton also mogged his teammate by lightyear when the cars favored his aggressive driving style.
Which teammate was that? Bottas?
Kek.

>>150119605
We don't brake here

>>150119713
Based Anita Board

Got my BF6 beta early access code. See ya later faggots

>>150119765
hope you got your pc secure boot ready

>>150119518
3 drivers didnt take part, tsu, lawson and franco/doohan
well, more likely they did film it but, because of the drivers changes, they wont aired it

>>150119765
was a bigger fan of Bum Fucking 4 tbdesu

>>150119765
ok, tell me how it is, i have a code, but my pc isnt strong enough

someone whos AI savvy should make an edd straw chatbot

>>150119765
Good riddance, keep that homophobic language out of this gay general

>>150119836
>ynr adding spleak on msn messenger and trying to talk dirty with her

>>150119765
Don't come back, don't want your faggotry here

narb a shit

had some F1 sloptuber show up on my youtube recommendations

Honestly, I gained a lot of respect for Lawson seeing him driving the shit out of that rally car

>>150119765
Ha, beta

>>150119313
We'll see
>>150119326
I'd feel hungry
>>150119400
The car feels normal, just need to learn the connection between the wheel and the tyres on the ground
>>150119398
>>150119451
Thanks
>>150119638
Peugeot 208

Top tip for F1 drivers (You).
Take the Viagra the day before the deed
Trust me

>kwablonso literally hid in his basement for 2 (two) years because he was afraid of pozrris

>>150120083
People forget Lawson should be a DTM champion but Germans are cheaters.

just took a big stinky lewis hamilton

>>150120164
I take viagra when i need a height boost

>>150120258
don't think he remembers

https://x.com/technorodrigo/status/1953068715659993382
Even literal kids don't like McLaren

https://youtu.be/-uaU8o2BBd8?si=6X3pdKBtgVCrRVI0

women with aerodynamic chins

>>150120447
For example?

>just remembered i have work tomorrow
night ruined
f1 because drivers sometimes dont want to go to work as well

>>150120485
At least you have no f1 this weekend to look forward to

>>150120496
yeah thank god for summer break

drivers license verification for /f1/ posts when?

>>150120578
*loicence

>imagine not getting your loicense in the first month after turning 18 or whatever the minimum legal age in your country is
ngmi

Thoughts on Piastri?

>>150120708
no games

>>150120708
bald(ing) fraud

>>150120708
used to like him

>>150116608
she is not even wearing underpanties
disgusting

>>150120708
getting mclel'd, FIA'd and bong bias'd

>>150120708
Best wag

Reminder that only Ricciardo has farted on Lewis

>>150120770
Who has worst wag?

>>150120804
Chugg

>>150120708
taking the scenic route to winning the wdc this year

>>150120770
also this

>>150120804
(You)

biz idea: let children drive the F1 cars
oh nevermind, they already do

>>150120804
proudy

>>150120823
drivers already getting younger n younger soon they will have WAG cam during practice and a girl in school uniform will be in the garage with caption driver x's partner

>>150120804
Sainz's gf looks fucking ridiculous. Bogged like crazy.

>>150120759
When?

>>150120810
If you are gay yes.

>>150120708
a pretty old console, had great memories playing fifa or cod on it with my friends

>>150120915
You got me, I am gay and love trans angels.

>>150120849
>pint of cola rocks up with 13 year old gf

>>150120928
>I am gay and love trans angels.

ALPEEN

>>150120804
Sainz's GF is a literal whore

>>150121004
why are women?

>>150121034
because if they weren't then we'd have to invent them

>>150117277
Started drawing ponies again recently. It's been nice since I can't draw hands so I don't get frustrated easily.

>>150121110
>ponies

>>150116608
>>150116721
>latex
keep going...

Boggle

>>150117842
she looks like zeppo marx and steve buscemi had a baby

>>150118305

So which part of Formula 1 is your favorite? (Don’t say racing, that is not an option)

>>150121392
Wonder if this strategy of saying you support unlikeable drivers and teams actually works

>>150121392
>(Don’t say racing, that is not an option)
why would it be? there is no racing in form youlawun

>>150118308
>ice cold oven
>dough flatter than HE
>sauce to topping ratio of a bowl of soup
>basil in the oven
gimi a noose

>>150121326
plus this guy

Checo is a fed

>>150121392
>driver personalities
I hate women so much bros

>>150116596 (OP)
Do people know car technology in Lithuania with textbook?

>>150121569
I am studying cars technology with textbooks

>>150121647
What's the most technological car?

>>150119300
Just bee the car.

>>150121662
Buick Leclerc

It seems F1 cannot be good and popular at the same time?

>>150121724
Find me a decade in which it wasn't popular

>>150121392
i like how mercedes racing team and by extension the entire championship can be directly connected to the third reich's noble effort

>>150121724
Impossible

>>150121724
wedge car sexo

>>150121760
1870s

>>150121773
You're a sharp one.
I should've specified "a decade in which both F1 existed and it wasn't popular"

>>150121110

>>150121773
Why you being a dickhead for? Stop being a dick head

What circuit would you like to see return?
What circuit that has never been in F1 would you like to see added?

Bring back fans - they're only effective at low speed so no high speed accidents, and they're waay faster in slow corners, resulting in significantly reduced lap times with no added danger at all
- perfect solution to f1's current problem of wanting to make the cars go faster but no being able to, due to faster cars correlating with increased danger.

Dick Head AKA Richard Head

>>150121662
Tesla Cybertruck

>>150121874
Noooo the fuck it’s not. And it’s also an ugly pile of junk.

>>150121863
>let's add weight

>>150121921
Elon's very good with the cyber. I turn off his laptop, and I go back five minutes later, his laptop's back on. I said, "How'd you do that?" and he said "None of your business"

don't marry a sex crazed woman, anons

If they made a Tesla F1 team I would personally infiltrate their paddock and sabotage their vehicles every race until I was caught and arrested

>>150121773
gottem

>>150121970
You will know too much if he spilled the beans.

>>150121994
You're trying to trick me

>>150121936
The main disadvantage with increasing weight of F1 cars is the reduction in nimbleness.

At high speeds a cars nimbleness is decided by the amount of downforce, at low speeds a cars nimbleness is usually decided by its weight, but when a car is equipped with a fan, that fan generates massive downforce at very low speed - the complete opposite of most wings, which build increasing amounts of downforce as the speed goes up. Since the downforce at low speed generated by the fan would massively outweigh any increase in weight the overall nimbleness of the car would increase at any speed.

The Brabham 46b our only example of an fan car weighed - 600-650kg being ~25-50kg heavier than the non fan version, hardly an excessive increase considering the advantages.

>>150122002
They already have that. But it's the whole field, and closer to like f3 than f1.

So who's getting the call up next year

is colaover

>>150122153
of course it should be hadyar and it will be extremely funny when he can't drive it either

>>150122153
Sebastian or Mick

>>150122153
me

>>150122153
see >>150122187

>>150121994
Reminds me of that time I had sex with a short chubby Latina who was no taller than 160cm (short stack?). She got in bed with me and got on top and went fucking slamming down on my feeble twig no muscle body like Rikishi did on WWF/E. She just kep pounding and pounding me down into the mattress where she literally flattened me into a fucking pancake. I was crushed beneath her fat booty ass that I couldn’t feel a thing for almost a week… Bed bound but still dazed afterwards.

So yeah don’t date HORNY crazed bitches… Fuck.

/f1/ regretful sex haver general

Who will replace Lewis at Ferrari at the end of the season?

>>150122228
Sounds like my ex. Half Italian, half injun. She was fucking insane but I miss her like you wouldn't believe. I hope she didn't kys herself

>>150122304
A. Hurup Larsen

>>150122304
Vegan bitch

>>150116887
Talking of fags...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/36159678/lewis-hamilton-f1-bernie-ecclestone/
Faggerton wants monies to fuck off from Ferrari

>>150118625
>So why is Senna so loved by modern day fans?
Nobody gives a fuck about personality, just what you achieved. It's why hamilwog is so endeared, despite being a fashion obsessed, dog abusing, gay retard.

>>150122304
gimi

>>150122304
They should gov sainz a go. See how he would do.

>>150120708
based, this (((championship))) fight is gay as fuck though

I cannot stop fucking farting. Put your hand around my bum hole and it can be my blown diffuser

>>150121994
My current girlfriend wants daily sex, and sometimes I'm just not that in the mood. Those days she still expects me to make out and we play with each other. We take our time too so minimum one hour of sex every day. It's nice I'm not gonna lie but I enjoy more of a intimate session rather than "now it's time". Also it's just long man. First day of our vacation we spent the entire afternoon just messing around. Amazing but that's all we did on the first day.

>>150122424

My arse absolutely reeks. I smell so fucking bad

Ban all over-body aero!

>>150122424
Record a vocaroo pls
For engineering purposes ofc

Someone get this hothead outta here

>>150122476

>>150122272
Welcome to /f1/ we have
Gays
Manwhores
30+ yo virgins
Granny fuckers
Sister's panty sniffer
Daughter candid shots taker
Several male cousins fuckers
Juju stalker

>>150122529

>>150121662
Almost all now have high technology they are thinking In terms of systems

you JUST KNOW michael schumacher has been holed up in his Lac Léman compound pathologically gooning to scat for the past 12 years

gimi

>>150119765
based

Yes hello. I am looking for the attractive female racers.

>>150123011

How would Alonso rank on the all time driver list if he wins the wdc next year?

>>150123011
best i can do is a mechanic

>>150116906
>>150116926
I Wohl Wend her Boulders Beach, if you catch my drift

>>150123108
Very well but we all know it will be his teammate next year

They say that Toyotas are unkillable.
>pours sugar down fuel tank
Lololololololololololololololololololololol

Ferrari will have the only engine worth a damn next year

>>150123112

I am not seething

14 lies you’ve said to me
88 mistakes I’ve done to you

>>150116596 (OP)
>Mekies apologises to Verstappen after he finishes 72 seconds behind in Hungary
Jesus fucking Christ. And normies say 2023 was bad.
Also on a slightly different note, holy KWAB.

>the reason why DRS exists is that kwablonso lost the WDC after being stuck behind Petrov for 60 laps and f*rrari went crying to the FIA about it afterwards

The reason merc got such a engine advantage in 2014 was just because they were the only ones paying attention to the rules and therefore got a head-start.

Because we all lived through the 2014-2020 years of shit everyone will be paying attention to the engine regs to make sure no other team gets a lead on them, merc might have the most competent engine department of all the teams, but if they do it's really not by that much. Since they won't have the same head start on everyone like they did in '14 i really don't expect the championship to be decided by the engine.
Certainly one or two manufacturers may get it very wrong (like merc getting the aero very wrong in '22) and that will rule them out of championship contention, but i expect the strongest and the second strongest engines to be within about ~10hp of each other, so things will likely get decided by aero instead. If merc neglect their aero department in favour of going all out on their engine they may regret it.

Will Mclaren really get the full power engines the same ones as merc runs in their cars, or will merc be frightened that if they're given the same engines and Mclaren is their main competitor that Mclaren will out-aero them?
There's been some talk that all the teams are getting the same spec engines as the factory teams now, but i think that's bull. Almost certainly merc will have a electronic way to enable or disable higher engine modes, if they manufacture the engines with this control built in and hard-coded, then i really don't see how you would know about it, let alone be able to stop it from happening.

The only reason merc is fine with giving Mclaren full-power at the moment is because merc themselves don't have any hope of a championship.

>the reason CANADA exists is because God wanted to make everyone else in the world suffer

>>150123593
I disagree

>>150123293
Cadillacbros, it's happening.

>>150123563
And because 09 and 10 were dogshit seasons and it was obvious their longer wheelbase cars weren't working.

>>150123011
They don't exist.

>>150118541
F1 is a gay sport. Hence any pirates must be gay.

>>150123611
>>150123613
>>150123659
CUM :D

Could really go for a police chase rn

LIVE CHASE IN LOS ANGELES (as usual)

>>150123967
made me look you cunt

>>150123985
False alarm, my mistake, wanker

someone find this doddering old fool a new hobby

>>150117760
Stroll p5

>>150123967
A Trumpian deception!

was gonna make a pizza
but i forgot the cheese
STUPID ME XD

>>150124138
Guards! Seize him!

Confess your sins my formula children.
I'll start: I am a member of the race patreon to hear edd yapping.

>>150123011
Join a running club, tons of hot female racers

>>150124591
i've tuned into like three races this year and spent the vast majority of them watching /f1/ instead of F1

>>150124301
>>150124591
>>150124610
CUM (again) :D

>>150123108
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

fuck jannies

>>150124950
you watch your mouth buster brownskins

>>150122344
>Faggerton wants monies to fuck off from Ferrari
read the article again, bernie is telling lew lew to get his monies and then leave ferrari; dont leave ferrari early empty handed

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

Important discussion liked here:
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ded to mclel

Yeah, Hamilton is literally blessed and the GOAT

>>150125333
neither of those are from my cunt

Best seasons to go back and watch?

>>150125479
Spring 2011 had some great anime in it.

>>150125479
none of them

>rewatching live sports
do americans really?

>>150125752
Are there any sports that aren't live?

>>150119415
You just know why she's getting invited everywhere. Age of consent in Denmark is 15.

>>150122304
Gasly

>>150118625
Charisma

>>150118782
Should have kept Ricciardo

Big booty latinas on my face now

>>150123011
best i can do is formula vauxhall

>>150123108
Top-30

>>150125848
>artractive

>>150125864
>>artractive

i don't want a large farva, i want a goddamn pint o' cola

>>150125848
>irrelevant question or statement
>lust provoking image

>>150125980
if you find yourself lusting after that picrel, i'm gonna pray for you

>>150125986
those are some quite nice high arch feet

>>150125873
sam hyde is a tranny loving faggot please do not post that closeted homosexual here

>>150126090
broofs?

Where F1?

>>150126110
just keep looking :)

>>150126090
you know that cheese we tried that i liked? it was swiss cheese

>>150126110
>>150126112
woops

>>150126090
where do you think we are?

>>150126090
nick...................... whats going on big guy

>>150126144
for you

>>150126121
i used to have a duck called dinner

>>150126110

>>150126175
i used to have a dinner called yer mum's gash

>>150126181
i'll show you gash
*bends over and rubs my nikocado bum cavity on your face*

morning lads

>>150126213
bruce'll show you morning *bends bruce over and exposes his cock and dick and ass and balls*

I had a duck to dinner once, it was very loud and shat all over everything

>>150126213
what a fresh lovely morning

>>150126222

>>150126235
bwoah

>>150126235
yummo

>>150126235
that's a woman

>>150126235
>fresh
I wish, already too hot

>>150126239
nah i'm not a gay i'm just proffering up bruce's girly bits for a tasteful homosexual such as yourself to have a go

>girly bits
my nikocado poo slot is superbly masculine thank you

>>150126266
grab em and spread em and bite down on the pillow you big gay fruit cup

>>150126269
fuck you pay me for last time

Things have gotten a bit too homosexual around here for my liking, so I'll have to post:
gimi

Briatore is no longer considering Colapinto for 2026

>>150126328
bold decision to tell him as he was on track and coming up to turn 10 during the test session the other day

>Gabriele Mini has less than 50% of the points of his teammate Sebastian Montoya

Kek

BF6 BETA IS HERE SEE YOU FAGS AFTER THE BREAK

>>150126328
You know what it means, we're so fucking back

>>150126405
BF6 to me looks exactly like BF3 did on release

LET THE GREGGS ROLLS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE GREGGS ROLLS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE GREGGS ROLLS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE GREGGS ROLLS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>150126405
nerd

fuck them gays
show me the gimi

>>150126433
ONE, SAUSAGE ROLL FOR ME
TWO, SAUSAGE ROLLS FOR ME
THREE, SAUSAGE ROLLS FOR ME
FOUR, SAUSAGE ROLLS FOR ME

>>150126491
good to see him doing well and the peewees showing their heads around here again

>>150126496
>crawled out from the cric thread to post this

>>150126500
i can't go to cric it's still only august
cric is strictly october to march

>>150126510
and yet you keep showing up there like a bad smell

digits and life has a meaning
singles and it's meaningless

>>150126522
i smell so bad but nope not me wafting in there

let me know when aus gets a driver that isn't some imported shitalian freak like piastri and ricciardo lmao
glad you guys are doing well in a kiwi car though

>>150126528
history says otherwise lol
you guys are shit in cricket too dw

>>150126525

>>150126537
>kiwi car
what a cope

>>150126525
Digits and Russia vandoornes Estonia before the end of 2026

>>150126569
shutup norris

>>150126525

>>150126537
>>150126540
whats the matter mate?

Emergency Edd to resuscitate a dying thredd

>>150125848

>>150126791
tinkie winkie, dipsy, la la, edd?

Aight you got me I'm heading to Lidl to get some greasy pastry

what are the drivers up to ?

>>150126815
why not your local bakery

>>150126826
All lunch items are gone by 12:00, you have to show up at 10 if you even want to see a sandwich

I attended the Hungary GP. ask me anything

>>150126819
forced to feed edd straw of the race during the entire summer break

>>150126837
What did you have for breakfast today

>>150126839
Edd upon seeing this
>That's just the entree, right?

Is Patrick Head related to Dick?

>>150126886
>>150126886
>>150126886

>>150126819
Max and alonso are having some fun driving cars, the rest having hot gay sex