Thread 150116822

The starting XI that rejected Newcastle edition

>[Ornstein] Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Benjamin Sesko from RB Leipzig. #RBLeipzig accepted €82.5m + €2.5m bid from Newcastle United but 22yo striker wants #MUFC. No club-to-club agreement yet but talks advancing towards conclusion @TheAthleticFC
[Di Marzio] Darwin Nunez reaches agreement with Al Hilal. Al Hilal will pay around €65m to Liverpool.
>[Mike Mcgrath]Newcastle consider Nicolas Jackson move after Benjamin Sesko blow
[Mike McGrath] Everton in talks with Manchester City over Jack Grealish
>[Paul Tenorio, The Athletic] LAFC have completed the signing of Son Heung-min for an MLS record transfer fee of $26.5 million / £20 million. Official announcement to be made in coming days.
RB Leipzig are working hard to reach a verbal agreement with Harvey Elliott from Liverpool. Leipzig boss Marcel Schäfer and Jürgen Klopp already held first talks with the management. Elliott would be the Xavi replacement.

>>150116822 (OP)
>Everton in talks with Manchester City over Jack Grealish
What a career trajectory

>>150116834
City paid £100m for him and nobody talks about it anymore

week today

/epl/ is for slags

I wish I was a player so I could reject those Geordie slags

Friendly reminder that Liverpool keep buying shot players

>>150117040
Who is shooting them omg?

Mel Reddy with an update from Isak's side

Remember Geordies, look after your mental health after the latest SNUB

Deranged

Now that spurs broke their curse and Newcastle won a trophy, is it fair to say arsenal are the biggest losers in English football?

>>150117308
3 consecutive "putting pressure on" trophies say otherwise

Reminder Eddie Howe made his nephew the chief negotiator for transfers earlier this year

Arsenal play Villarael later, I wonder if that rapist will be playing for them

>>150117351
Arsenal will probably give him a guard of honour whilst their fans cheer him on

Disgusting bunch and we should not let them forget what they did

>>150116901
It's the only thing anybody ever talks about when it comes to Grealish

Arteta is such a scummy cunt he knowingly player a rapist for 2 years because he was desperate to win a title. And they STILL choked

Post yfw Al Hijab loan Darwin to Newcastle for free

made new thread. didnt see this one.
whoops.
use it after this one. it'll still be up probably
>>150117347

>>150117351
it always stuck out to me when it became public news, the very next day Fabrizio says that Gyokeres only wants Arsenal. You would think maybe not to say the club you really want to go to is the one that covered its tracks of a rapist hours earlier

Mikel "I'll hold her down for you, Thomas" Arteta

Who else at the top of football do you think has skeletons in his closet?
My money is on Klopp

>>150117426
theres that rumour he had an affair with the LFC director of communications during covid while his wife was in Germany

>planets aligning to get Isak to Liverpool
>he stays anyway because Newcastle can't get any decent replacement in
Based honestly. Dumping Diaz and Darwin for nothing in the end.

>>150117426
There must be a reason why Liverpool had little pull during Klopp's prime and he had to penny pinch to get by and now suddenly all the big talent are dropping their panties and twerking for them with Slot in charge.

Corr he really kicked that ball didn't he? Mental...

>>150117465
the reason for that is the astronomical wages.
Klopp knew the socialist values at LFC. Slot is giving out 400k+/week contracts to anyone who asks

Geordie Bastard deserves all of this and worse.

Stop it stop the game aaaaarrghhhh

Indy called this a month ago btw including that Inzaghi pushed for him

>>150117351
keep seeing browncels on here saying he dindu nuffin bitches be lying and shit
nothing worse than arsewogs like that

Reminder Arsenal fans would send abuse and death threats to Partey's victims whenever he played

>>150117541
nothin worse than virtue-signalling on 4chan tbqh

>>150117577
>victims

>>150117582
u wot

>>150117593
>t. mohammed abdul ngubu

this sport needs more blacks and muslims

Man United have pipped Liverpool to the summer transfer window trophy

>>150117253
surely with jackson coming from chelsea that would allow isak to leave

>>150117577
there's no victims lad
just opportunistic sluts

me boy ngubu would never hurt a fly its the evil white whore sluts that turn me down that are to blame

>>150117637
Great now you're going to set off the Labour supporting simp

dont worry abdul i know those sluts were asking for it keep scoring them goals

if theres one things africans are known for its NOT raping too right gooners

>>150117696
you might've changed my mind on this now, just contextualised it all and my racism supersedes my sexism in this case

Discrimination has no place in football. Kick it out

>>150117637
what about the young women who had to go to work at Arsenal's training ground every day afraid that some filthy nignog might rape and murder them?

Next race results:
P1 Piastri
P2 Norris
P3 Verstappen
P4 Leclerc
P5 Russel
P6 Albon
P7 Antonelli
P8 Hulkenberg
P10 Ocon
P11 Alonso
P12 Hadjar
P13 Gasly
P14 Lawson
P15 Stroll
P16 Sainz
P17 Tsunoda
P18 Bearman
P19 Colapinto
DNF Hamilton

Unironically think Nicolas Jackson would be a hit at Newcastle. He'll score more goals than Isak at Liverpool next season, mark my words.

Rate Man United's 2024 summer transfer signings:

Andre Onana
Manuel Ugarte
Joshua Zirkzee
Leny Yoro
Matthijs de Ligt
Noussair Mazraoui

>>150117743
t. joshua, Liverpool fan

Need the season to start already

>>150117743
Could unironically see this. Isak likes to be the main man, but that is reserved for Salah. He also only plays well with the backing of the fans and when greedy Mo is snaffling all of the goals the fans will quickly turn on him as they have a habit of doing. Genuinely the worst transfer Isak could make.

Onana < Alisson
Mazraoui < Frimpong
Maguire = Konate
Yoro < Van Dijk
Dorgu = Kerkez
Mainoo = Szobosai
Fernandes > Wirtz
Mbeumo > Gakpo
Diallo < Salah
Cunha > Ekitike
Sesko = Isak

Honestly, it's close. The scousers have a better bench but if they get a few injuries we'll challenge them next year.

What club will get humbled the most this season?

Opta Supercomputer prediction

>>150117837
Liverpoo

edit: whoops sorry meant to say Liverpoo not Liverpoo
edit2: I did it again! you know what I mean

>>150117823
>Mazraoui < Frimpong proof pending
>Mainoo = Szobosai not even Mainoo's mom
>Fernandes > Wirtz proof pending
>Mbeumo > Gakpo lol
>Cunha > Ekitike proof pending
>Sesko = Isak proof pending
No one bought the rights to broadcast arsenal game

>>150117823
christ, that team will get absolutely raped

>>150117837
the over achievers from last season
forest, palace, villa
brentford could are looking at relegation
united will still fail to get top half
arsenal will sack arteta at christmas after its clear they arent winning the league

>>150117812
You mean the top assist provider in Europe Mohamed Salah or a different one?

>>150117864
>Yanited 12th

>>150117864
Why is everyone counting out man city?
That freak blip aside they were still strong last season.
No other team is capable of going on a 20 game win streak like they are.

>>150117757
I only have one question and it is to do with the sanity of INEOS

>>150117823
>Lose the ball
>It’s gone forever

>>150117823
Analrim only knows 3-4-3

She got that

Opta deserved some credit for their 24-25 top 5

>>150117864
What did it supercompute last year?

>>150117954
However, players are moving faster in this transfer window
they will need to update those predictions

has the supercomputer ever seen Arsenal play?

>>150117823
Why did you leave out Mac Allister and Gravenberk?
Really weird, also do you genuinally think
>fernandes > wirtz
Lmaooooooooo
This is a false flag right?

>>150117982
milan 4 liverpool 2

>>150117823
Onana < Raya < Alisson
Mazraoui < Frimpong < Timber
Maguire = Konate < Saliba
Yoro < Gabriel < Van Dijk
Lewis-Skelly < Dorgu = Kerkez
Mainoo = Szoboslai < Rice
Odegaard < Wirtz < Fernandes
Gakpo < Zubimendi < Mbeumo
Diallo < Saka < Salah
Ekitike < Eze < Cunha
Sesko = Isak = Gyokeres

Including = for both:
Man United: 5 points
Arsenal: 4 points
Liverpool: 5 points

Does this general usually have this many retards?

>>150117954
That's using xPts, not their preseason prediction. They said City had something like an 88% chance to win the league last year lol

this is the last time they celebrated as teammates

little did they know...they would all go their separate ways....

>>150118012
Jota went into a ditch, it isnt the same

>>150117987
One is prem proven and has done it year on year while carrying shite teams a la Suarez 2013/14.
The other is a bundes babby manlet

>>150118007
one more than usual today

>>150118010
I never said league winner or final standings
I said top 5 >>150118006 >>150117954

>>150117955
City
Arsenal
Liverpool
Chelsea
Newcastle

Last season wissa scored the same goals as Isak did not including penalties

Howe quickly the tide turns

>EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle considering move for John McGinn
>Eddie Howe wants midfield signing & Aston Villa captain high on shortlist

>>150118118
Im convinced eddie has a humilation fetish and this is how he disguises it in football transfers

>>150118012
Someday love will find them!

>>150118118
He'd be a nice squad player to have around to cover for Newcastle's injury prone midfield

>>150118118
Wow McGinn is 30 already, pretty old for a young prospect

Somehow Manchester United returned...

Thanks to Indy for the Baleba BOMBA

>>150118162
Did a Geordie rape your mum?

>>150118240
Yep, I'm thinking a kino title race between liverpool and united is on the cards for #21

McGinn would unironically fix Man U's midfield. please Sir Big Jim, it would be so funny.

>>150118240
4 forwards one number 10

33/1 is tasty odds on united

>fixed fee already upto 80m to match Newcastle
Kek they're going to end up paying 90 million for Hojlund 1.2

>>150116834
What?
Best years at United/City and retire to Everton is a tale as old as time.

>>150117351
>>150117541
>>150117577
>>150117600
Hope they see this bro.

Do what is Liverpool's plan if Newcastle refuses to sell isak?
They got rid of all their depth in attack

>>150118372
I genuinally think manchester poonited got fleeced
I think newcastle will be happy with nicholas jackson for 50-60

>>150118285
As a neutral that would be kino as fuck. Whoever wins takes the lead in trophies.

Better than the Arsenal and City races we've been getting.

Eddie Howe has let Newcastle down, time and time again.

>>150118372
That's only £69.7M

>>150118285
dvde.. thvt wovld be kvno... nvutral fan btw!

>>150118511
Arsewog spotted

>>150117253
>they feel they very clearly and respectfully informed Newcastle of the forward‘s desire to explore a fresh challenge well ahead of this summer.
Given how this shitshow has gone on that is quite clearly complete bollocks.

>>150118505
Yeah because there is no chance of him succeeding and triggering the addons

Man United gonna beat Arsenal opening day

>>150118418
hope ngubu sees this bro

>>150118573
I think it will be a 3-3 draw with a Gyokeres brace but also missed penalty

>>150118571
Only 5M add ons

>>150118583
I can just see United taking it because everyone expects Arsenal to be in a title charge

>>150118457
Mateta + one of those little niggas from PSG

Did anything ever happen with those age fraud lads in United's academy?

was just curious if they were playing the ngubu rapist
whats going on here then

>>150118665
That's brutal downgrade
>>150118719
Phase 6 gonna be a wild ride

>>150118719
Man united gonna rape these niggas

>>150118565
well they were in for Joao Pedro 6 weeks ago

>Isak turned up for training today
So he's just staying?

>>150118794
he didnt train

>>150116822 (OP)
>Man Utd contact Brighton via intermediaries to explore conditions of deal for Carlos Baleba - Ornstein

Just hand us the fucking trophy already.

>>150118812
>- Ornstein

Indy*

Official, fwiw

>>150118817
Knew you would be the first to reply lmao

>>150118806
It was a family day so nobody trained

>>150118828
what's his batting average?

>>150118841
yeah I know, he didnt show up until the rest of them left btw

>>150118846
Germans should play cricket

>>150118854
Still on Spanish time

>Al-Nassr want Mason Greenwood
>Marseille have set the price at €150M
>Man United have a 50% sell on clause for any profit

So out of €118.4M profit, Man United get €59.2M. That's £51.64M.

What's going on with Villa this summer? Are we fucked?

>>150118812
>>150118817
Massive if they pull this off

>>150118828
will be playing with Whitecaps hero Ryan Gauld, aka the scotch messi

>>150118893
PSR and yes

>>150118882
>greenwood
>150m

kek

>>150118915
Euros and the Saudis will pay it.

>>150118903
Gauld has been out hurt forever, no idea when he'll be back.

Based Jim Ratcliffe convincing everyone Man United was broke so we could get every player without Man United tax

>>150118921
No they won't

>>150118946
Yes we will

>>150118921
you are on another planet

>>150118812
>>150118817
INEOS ARE U MAD

>>150118956
if utd get baleba your window just got GAZUMPED la

>>150118893
>Kept everyone and made 2 nice signings
>Mings and Digne both took big paycuts on their extensions
Better than most this window

>>150118983
Liverpool wanted Baleba too so it will be a snub for the scousers

TrueGeordie just made a video seething about Man United and even claimed that Newcastle was being targeted by the Big Six.

Based Ornstein finally bowing to the GOAT

MU still haven't sold anyone btw

>>150119042
They clearly don't need to :)

>>150119042
Rashfraud gone on loan. Antony to Betis incoming. Sancho to the dole office. Garnacho to Chelsea.

Goldbridge just mentioned Indy

>>150119041
went to check if this was real and let me tell you I was BAFFLED by the truth

>>150119041
INEOS ARE U MAD BRUV

>>150119054
nice profit sell on fee for greenwood most likely too

>>150119042
>activates the "INEOS Old Trafford" sponsorship contract of £200m/year
pff...nothing personal, kid
>>150119041
>indy now has legitimacy
fucking hell

>>150119094
Its MASSIVE >>150118882

Gyokeres goals?

I'm hoping Newcastle go in for Baleba so I know Man United will get him XD

>>150119041
From getting dabbed on by KFC to this...

>>150119147
whats even more funny is Indykaila has been retweeting a betting account that suggested to bet on Arsenal all day who are losing

Hope isak stays at newcastle, has shown he can get too big for his boots and have an attitude problem, no place for that in liverpool. Could see him turning into another wogba, massively overrated and locker room poison

>>150119121
that's enough larping for today lad

>>150119185
With your attitude liverpool would have snubbed van dyke

>>150117994
What are you talking about?

Man United are acting like a big club again. As a lifelong Liverpool fan, I just pissed myself.

that Nicholas Pepe looks pretty good for Villareal.
Arsenal should sign him

>>150119204
I wish we had tbhxyqfamalam, but Isak deserves to stay at newcastle for that, or be banished to manure

>>150119096
>indy now has legitimacy
Why wouldn't he?
There's only one guy on here who seethes over him.

this Thomas Partey looks pretty food for Villarapeal
Arsenal should sign him

>>150119235
>indykaila got recognised before Ben Jacobs by Ornstein
lmao

>>150117732
she voted for this and likely campaigns for more of them

there's the 'they voted for it' pol mong vomit

>>150117732
If she didn't buy extra large condoms and numbing gel, and didn't beg Partey to have sex with her, and then didn't get mad as fuck that he said "no" then she probably wouldn't have been his usual type of victim.

United would never lose to a lesser spanish side like this

>>150119411
Tbf Man United is one of the only English teams that consistently smashes Spanish team's bussy

>>150118817
>>150119041
>>150119235
Would love it if he just posted that reply to get Twitter interactions.

KWAB

>>150119454
>

>>150119501
how long until we can call him James Bond?

>>150119501
After 1.5 matches
>Ekitike
0 goals 1 assist
>Gyokeres
0 goals 0 assists

>>150118565
He told them he was leaving this summer, last summer. After they fucked up his contract renewal.

>>150119555
Really?

>>150119501
Nunez 2.0, those portuguese can't keep getting away with it

>>150119604
Yeah, the contract renewal was basically entirely complete and then the DoF of Newcastle was ousted and replaced and the new guy told Isak to fuck off he's not getting that much money and Isak told him this would be his last year at the club then.

>>150119635
Fair enough, I didn't realise that had happened.

>whats our opening bid?
>*slaps huge flaccid cock on table*
>have that
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>150119679
The only answer so far has been "Yes".

villarreal chads win again

>Newcastle offered higher wages to Sesko
w-wait a minute
it wasnt a s-snub!

>>150119679
>Sheikh Jassim POV

>>150119679
Sir Jim walks into the negotiations with his dinner ladies muzzled and being led around on all fours chained with dog leads. For he has trained them into obedience using his terrible cruelty, as is the Manchester United way.

>>150117757
Onana came the season prior

>>150119724
They offered more money to buy him and more wages, but according to Geordies utd will only get him because they pay higher wages...lol lmao even.

youre not going to believe this lads
arsenal managed to lose twice in 1 game
dont know how they did it

>>150119892
dont these racists know that ngubu dindu nuffin? bloody simps

>>150119892
>darkest day in the club’s history
bit mean to say it like that

>>150119892
Partey is dark but Pape Sarr is there, he was surely darker

>>150119892
My village cricket club got more signatures on a petition to the council to remove a portable cabin.

>>150119724
Sounds highly unlikely.

idea: give all premier league footballers the nectar of the gods. vimto.

thoughts?

https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/august/heung-min-son-departs-for-lafc/

Son leaves Spurs confirmed.

>>150119954
I religiously drink the zero sugar version.

>>150119954
preferred it as a kid to robinsons but didnt they ruin it after the sugar tax or something

it's actually over for ABIs

>>150119995
>Liversimp an hour late

>>150119985
robinsons has always tasted like shit. ribena is the best but too pricey most of the time.

darwizzy here we go

>>150120041
>53m euros
how can they possibly justify this?

>>150120041
>darwin gone
>diaz gone
>diogo gone
does slot hate lads with d in their names?

>>150120068
saw off drenthe alexander arnold too

>>150120041
I'm gonna miss him

>>150120068
Isak not joining then

KFC employee making a solid point for once

>>150120104
why put Arsenal in there?

>defeated by Spurs
>defeated by the mighty Villareal

>>150120125
because he's fishing for followers

>>150120126
he hooked Gyokeres to put Merino up top lmaoooooooooo

>>150120084
this was so bad I need to make sure everyone knows it wasn't me

>>150120151
possibly a valid tactic if Gyokeres is shit

>>150120158
fuckin was

>>150120170
it was not
i'm trans btw if that matters

Villa dog walking Roma

>>150120041
Happy for him, finally a fanbase that will respect and support him

>>150120084
>>150120158
>>150120178
Somehow the worst poster in this general. And that takes some doing.

>>150118675
Jailed following a spate of sexual emergencies in the women’s changing room

>>150120041
Noooo he just needed more time

>>150120200
whats classed as a sexual emergency?

>>150119969
https://x.com/SpursOfficial/status/1953173046874788169 :(
if the saudi flag is still lurking this is the sovl you wouldnt understand

>>150120217
>copying the facial hair of his conquistador ancestors
based

>>150120041
The Arabs killed football

>>150120163
Imagine spending 80m on a 27 year old Portuguese league fraud that got outscored in the championship by chuba alpom only to give up on him in record time to play a dm upfront instead lmao

If they pull Baleba I'll have to reluctantly admit Man United are a big club

>>150117253
rude cow

>>150120501
>We
Does indy has multiple personality disorder?

>>150120501
thought they could barely afford sesko where the fuck are they finding £100m

>Arseanal fans slowly figured out Gyokeres does not fit with their style of play
Y'all niggas was laughing at me when I said you should have paid up for ŠeškGOAT. Bettee luck next year, am I right? kek

>>150120380
Kek

>>150120517
Organ harvesting the dinner ladies

>>150120516
He has a team
>>150120517
No idea,
This has to be laying the groundwork for a Summer 2026 transfer or something

>>150120517
Man United only pretend to be broke.

>>150120380
Kek

>>150120550
Sure you do

>>150120517
being a billion in debt is nothing
it doesnt matter as long as you pay the interest rates

Liverpool showing up to pay £150M for a £70M player

Can't believe Indy got verified by Ornstein. This summer is funny as fuck.

>>150120517
pajeet army bought the new shirts

>>150120517
Jim lied so he could sack as many people as possible and the customers slurped it all up

GAZUMPED

>>150120588
indy been doing this the longest. grandfathered in as a transfer elder

it used to feel like I had a personal relationship with Indy, like he was letting me in on a valuable secret. We were co-conspirators. Now, with his new found fame, I fear --like too many before him--, that he succumb to the glitz and glamour that being a respected msm insider brings, and he will lose his boots on the ground reporting that made us fall in love with him to begin with

>>150120751
Did he used to slip a couple of extra hot wings in the bag for you?

>>150119338
seething at the truth

>United customers actually thought normal people thought they were broke
But we know United weren't broke. PSR doesn't apply to them. Jim is just a greedy cunt who wants an even bigger payout than the Glazers. Broke clubs don't pay £245kpw to players like Mbeumo.

surely after this season when they miss out on champions league they're actually fucked though

genoa launch RACIST away kit with PROBLEMATIC advert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYkbbEFKl8s

Will Mueller get Asian pussy?

>>150120937
wtf i love Genoa Cricket and Football Club now

>>150120936
CL money for man utd would be
>12m matchday (3m per home game)
>10m CL money, assuming reaching last 16
for reference Man Utd got 10m for 2 matches in hong kong post season friendlies

If you’d told me last year that Darwin Nunez was going to be earning £400k a week I’d have said yeah that makes sense Liverpool players are all on outrageous wages

>>150120855
actually it was Jim Ratcliffe who said that

>>150121010
>10m CL money

basd retard

this kit is very retro with the sponsor. could be from the 90s with a different fit

>>150121107
Looks like an old Liverpool kit when they were sponsored by Candy

>>150118351
City is the value here. Maybe Chelsea

>>150121136
yeah it does think that's what i was remembering, nice one

>>150121136
Oops my mistake, it was a Crown Paints one that had pinstripes

>>150117837
Probably the one that finished 15th last season with the fans that think they will win the league. Humbling only lasts until July 2026 though.

>>150117864
>AI has given up on promoted teams
Sad

>>150116834
Everton is at least a real football club that deserves some respect

>>150121205
I was just shitposting desu but I also didn't realise he's 29 already, I think in my head he was still 26 or something, where the fuck does the time go lads?

>>150117837
Liverpool

>>150121001
Isn't he married for a long time?

I'm tired of seeing the situation in the video in the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDH_r7-GN4o&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

Is there any sport completely dominated by the female gender and where men always lose to women?

Basically I want a universal sport that is absolutely dominated by women and where men always lose to women in everything.

>>150121359
Making false rape allegations?

>cunha
>mbeumo
>sesko
>baleba
>lammens

Very good window

>>150121359
cam shows

>>150121367
>>150121384
Look, I'm tired of seeing professional women lose to inferior men's teams (like the Swiss team in the video linked).

That's why I want a sport where women are superior to men in every way.

Where there's very little male participation and everyone universally associates women with women.

.

Corrr

>>150121001
why would an aryan ubermensch want to fuck bug people?

>>150121566
90 +10m for whomst exactly

Ugochukwu has signed for Burnley for 20m!

>>150121566
>Lowballing Brighton when the season starts in 10 days
Yeah this was too good to happen

>>150121584
another brighton fraud

>>150121610
think i saw him getting off a boat at the beach earlier

>>150121566
I really hope they don't. This will derail my FPL, sending one of my cheap midfield options into the worst team in the league.

>>150121610
>40m for Broja and this fella
What’s going on here Burnleyboys?

>>150121610
not sure about burnley's transfer strategy this summer

>>150121566
>30m difference in valuation
Had me worried there

Also this Baleba stuff reminds me that Liverpool needs to forget about meme gentleman's agreements and shit and actually just pre-sign Wharton a season in advance like they did with Mamardashvilli and Chelsea did with Nkunku,
Need to be prepared to compete with this man united superteam in 26/27 after Amorim gets sacked on the off chance that they get a decent manager to replace him

>Only 7 clubs have spent more than £100m this summer
>The Sky Six and Sunderland

>>150121700
the more popular teams make more money and so have more to spend
have the sixteen shitters considered earning more instead of whinging

>sixteen shitters

of course that retard can't do 20 minus 6

in my previous post i said there were sixteen shitters but i now realise it is fourteen and i was fooled by my own alliteration
i could try to claim i consider united and spurs out of the big 6 now but this would be a lie for a late night mistake
i also seem to have been called out whilst writing this post as expected and rightfully so for my mistake

Manchester United Football Club cannot be stopped

>>150121796
Didn't know the PL was still 22 teams

>>150121566
Fergie will be rolling in his grave seeing all these African signings

>>150121887
man utd fans claim to be broke with the glazers taking billions out the club despite having the highest spend over the last 10 years

Yanited spent £215m last season and got worse

Tell you what lads, if my club were aiming for 9th-12th I would be terrified of this new look United

>>150121610
>Ugochukwu
I can't stop this feelin'

>>150121911
you mad lad

>>150121911
i mean its less about the money and more how you spend it

This is like the 5th straight summer window where United have spent 200mil+ btw why are they bitching and moaning about their owners again ?

>>150122000
on shit players instead of fixing your roof

>>150122003
>why are they bitching and moaning about their owners again ?
only a handful, and it has something to do with firing dinner ladies, as if anyone normal person should care

>>150122003
spending a lot of money poorly is worse for the club than spending a little

>>150121995
that red and white scarf will be green and gold come october

Why do people keep writing Mbuemo instead of Mbeumo?

>>150122121
Ok so the new mandela effect just dropped and this time no one will EVER be able to gaslight me into thinking it was always "Mbeumo"
Undeniable proof of the mandela effect right here

>>150122148
>Mandela effect managers forgot to scrub the the official club website

>>150120041
>Reject €65m in winter
>Pay wages + €2.5 in addons + the biggest cost of all: actually having Nunez on the pitch
>Reject €55m at the start of the window from Napoli
>Accept €53m now
Richard Hughes is literally as bad at transfers as Michael Edwards was good. Liverpool are better off paying Edwards a fortune to take a demotion and get back to buying players instead of buying clubs.

Best part is, by this time next year Liverpool fans will be in this thread talking about the €95m in Nunez money they can afford to spend.

>>150122190
>it was always Mbeumo bro trust me ignore the all the glowing around me
Yeah miss me with that shit

https://www.brentfordfc.com/en/news/article/-best-of-bryan-mbuemo-595454

>>150120041
>can't even make a proper heart shape with his hands
I'm going to miss this meme machine.

>>150122003
They only complain about the Glazers even though they took great pride in reminding everyone that Jim (Chelsea fan, season ticket holder btw) was in charge of everything "football related" now. So naturally when they got even worse it was the Glazers who the customers complained about even when the blame lay solely at Jim's feet. They'll never call him out though because he's played them like fucking fiddles. I would take my hat off to him but they were never the smartest customer base.

DARWIN DARWIN NUNEZ HE CAME FROM BENFICA TO THE BIG REDS

>>150122190
I'm still reeling from 'Looney Tunes', I don't need this right now

Grim

>>150116822 (OP)
Arteta out

>>150122553
corr

>>150122553
Is he eating in this picture?

>>150122318
the fucking linkin park one he did recently was horrific. even for his standards.

>>150122597
>4 passes and 14 touches in 63 minutes

Lmao wtf

You guys really though that Manchester United, the King of the GOD SIX, wouldn't spend money?

Oh ho ho ho... we're just getting started.

in a bad mood cuz darwin's leaving.

>>150122050
Intelligent post. INEOS seem to make better signings than Glazers though.

>>150121566
£80M + £10M seems doable because the payment will be split over 4-5 years.

They desperately need Baleba to make their system work.

>>150123018
How to get a woman with lips like those to mate with me

So basically, I just ate a strawberry jam sandwich, 4 mini pasties, and a small packet of ready salted hula hoops.

Feeling very satiated. Gonna watch some YouTube and rest before getting a new tyre for my car and meeting my friend tomorrow.

>>150123005
Wouldn't be suprised if the bastard got Donnarumma at this point. Yes, I am a Newcastle fan before you ask.

£120m will be plenty lads you can send it now.

>>150123091
Evening Eddie

>>150123091
Evening Indy

>>150122036
exactly
instead of spending 70+ million on sancho why not fix the training center

>>150123119
Please share your scoops, Indy-sama!

Did someone say my boy Sancho??

>>150120104
>Arse anal in that list

I think we (yes we) will win the league

Praise be to sir jim. Fuck the dinner ladies for holding us back.

>>150122213
>Amerifart advice
>thinks dealing with Italian clubs is a good idea
If they offered that much it was probably installments of 10 euro per annum

Man United currently waiting for Newcastle to make a bid so they swoop in

Hojlund to Newcastle? You can have him for the low low price of £60M

Cool, looks like United are finally doing some things right in the transfer window, but they seriously need to get rid of all that dead wood.

>>150117273
Geordie retards get fucked. You will NEVER be bigger than Manchester United

>>150123415
I agree but I also think they will finish above you for at least the next 3 years

>>150123392
I've heard that same thing said around this time of year for the last 7 or 8 seasons.

so how will Spurs fare next season? 20 PL goals for Brennan Johnson?

>>150123426
Not a chance

>Watkins + 25m <-> Hojlund swap deal (Watkins 50m, Hojlund 25m)
>all round good deal for everyone
>Watkins gets to go to a 'big club', should help his England case, improves his marketability for better personal $ponsor$hip$, plus can fleece Manure for a much higher wage than at Villa
>Manure get another 'big name' forward to placate the fans and better marketability (muh English), get to get rid of Hojlund
>Hojlund gets to start afresh, different team, manager, club, expectations
>Villa sell an older asset for a younger one, plus make 30m and save on wages too, important to PSR compliance
>season begins, a couple of months in...
>...
>...Watkins does shit while Hojlund does pretty well
> post yfw it turns out Manure was still the problem all along (particularly with but not limited to Pooben Analrim and his meme formation)

manchester united are truly back
also please don't check how united fans celebrated Ugarte's signing

>>150123438
When you pay so much more than the rest of the league, in the best and richest league in the world, as soon as players face adversity they have the option of semi-retiring.

Apparently Baleba is pushing Brighton to make a deal with Man United.

I'm kinda liking this new strategy of getting a player to publicly align with you before bidding.

>>150123656
Don’t think this works on Brighton. They ignored bids for Caicedo for 2 windows and the price went from £60m to £115m despite him crying the entire time.

>>150123795
Back to plan A then: pay the fee over 5 years

>Chelsea have been rocked by the disappearance of £30,000 of camera equipment from their training ground
...it's one of Todd's signings isn't it?

Yeah it's actually Nico Jackson angle for Newcastle

>>150123973
Unless they get really lucky and he improves that ends their project. Tonali will suddenly become “homesick” and City will yoink Bruno G in January.

>>150123546
>signing ramsdale when any quad amputee is a better shot-stopper

Arsenal

Liverpool transfer so far

In (£295.2m)
>Mamardashvili £29m
>Frimpong £29.5m
>Pecsi £1.5m
>Wirtz £116m
>Kerkez £40m
>Woodman FREE
>Ekitike £79m
>Wright £200k

Out (£201m)
>Trent £8.5m
>Kelleher £18m
>Quansah £34m
>Phillips £3m
>Diaz £65.5m
>Morton £15m
>Núñez £56.6m

>>150124265
>Mamardashvili
Wasn't he bought last season? I swear I heard they bought him and loaned him back for a season

How many lunch ladies are getting sacked so Man Utd can afford another transfer?

my youtube feed recommended 4-4 arsenal liverpool from the 08/09 season, arshavin scored 4
im watching it thinking wow this is so exciting and the only conclusion i came to is that no it's not nostalgia, pep guardiola ruined football. every team up and down the pyramid boring play out the back bullshit now, it didn't used to be like that.

>>150123477
tbqh hojlund would almost certainly improve under a manager like emery and out of of that toxic pit, but he's probably too much of a risk for a team chasing cl spots to exchange for their primary and proven striker

>>150125146
Holjund is pure ass. Everytime I see him, he has no physicality and he has Lukaka's first touch without Lukaka's striking ability. Sure United is a shit club but it isn't their fault if the player doesn't have the attributes to excel.

How much were those dinner ladies big jim sacked that we can now sign sesko, baleba and donnarumma?

>>150125290
Too much

>>150123038
i think this is such a convenient way of thinking when united are also paying for other installments from past signings.

>>150118351
>get wirtz lose nunez
>nailed on to win the league
We'll find out that Nunez was the glue in the dressing room

>>150117533
Might get a job at KFC myself, it seems working there keeps you in the loop more than /trans/

>>150121404
Gymnastics maybe? Depends on what you mean by women considering I'm pretty sure they peak at Gymnastics when they're young teenage girls, rather than fully adult women? Might not fit into your femdom fantasy.

>>150124426
he wasn't on loan at valencia, they agreed a deal to sign him this summer

Can manure still sign Donnarumma and Baleba?

>>150125885
Think they need to send another 100 lunch ladies to the gallows.

>>150124265
>>150125757
Mamardashvili was signed and payed last summer.

Looks like Liverpool will be taking another net spend trophy

>>150125290
don't forget old whiskey nose was charging Man United millions to sit in the director's box and scoff prawn sandwiches

>>150125940
Jackson it is
>>150125944
>This is 26y old
What happened to blacks don't crack?

>>150123964
Todd relaxed

>>150125940
Nicholas JACKson

>>150125139
I know people meme about Barclays but it was genuinely a better time all round

>>150126049
Love me some 4-4-2

>>150125008
awful, tired, third world chat, that.

>>150126089
>UK flag calling Singapore flag third world

>>150126108
you're brown, you live in a swamp, and your chat is shit.

>>150126129
No one asked you to describe the UK

just watched war of the worlds (2025) it was peak kino

>>150125940
INDY BOMBA

>>150126190
The Final Snubening

>>150126190
I'm not against it really, he's okay. 80m is nuts though.

can someone buy Hojlund, can sir jim scam some arab club to get him

>>150126331
Leipzig were interested but Hojlund won't accept any offers to move

>>150126331
United don't need to sell
The dinner lady money will cover all expenses this window

>>150126190
jackson is decent tbf for like £50m max it would be a good signing

>>150126331
why don't you just get behind the players of the team you supposedly support?

>>150126152
geordiebros it's OVER

>>150126389
i'm not a cuck, hojlund was the massive reason why I groaned heavily everytime i watched united playing for the last season. he is as negative as it gets.

>>150126371
If sesko goes for 85, there is no way Jackson goes for 50.

>>150126396
you are a perennial downer on pretty much every united player

>>150126401
Nah. He isn't wrong Holjund is pure shit and not even the there is potential there kinda of shit. Just shit.

>>150126190
This is a blessing in disguise. He is better than Gyokerass and Tesco.

Would be funny if Chelsea reject Newcastle on any offer because they know selling to them indirectly strengthens liverpool

jackson should go to sperms they just lost Son

>>150126460
Current Chelsea don't care about strengthening rivals as much as they care about making money.

>>150126414
>newly promoted club blows their budget on over the hill shitters and Chelsea reserves
I've seen this one, it doesn't end well

Love and adore entering /trans/, lads

nicolas jackson is not good at all. he's one of the most brainless players i've ever seen. same with madueke. the fact chelsea might be getting 130m for them both shows football is becoming like women's tennis in terms of money to talent ratio

>>150126475
Wait till you find out that Sesko and Jackson have somewhat similar stats while the former plays in a farmers league.

raheeeeemmmm sterling is still a chelsea player btw

>>150126475
I think he'd make a good winger, and needs a good dressing room to keep.him focused 80m is mental thiugh I cant see that happening

I find it funny that Manchester United, professional football club has a leadership group of players selected by the manager.

We did this in my junior club for a month before realizing how gay it was

scum club

>Nunez is actually leaving
That. Liverpool. Feel.

united should enter the season with tom heaton as 1st choice GK

>>150126579
Onana is injured, we don't have other choice

>>150126606
there's the turkish bandit

>>150126515
He’s mad again!

>>150126515
>falling for Big Jim's schemes
LOL! LMAO!

>>150126579
>Man United ‘working on Gianluigi Donnarumma deal’ as transfer plans accelerate
Unfortune. They really are going to for. Wonder how much they will spend by the end of the window.

well it's on then if it's not obvious enough

>>150126666
>If you go and sign those blacks
>Your squad won't be able to relax!

mfw I thought Son joined LA Galaxy and found out that there are in fact two teams in LA

Am I reading this right? A friendly but even if its not a draw they also have a penalty shootout at the end for some reason?

>>150126709
LA keeps having 2 clubs in any of their major leagues
>Rams Chargers
>Dodgers Angels
>Lakers Clippers

>>150126734
Which is kind of pointless because they only ever get behind one team in each sport. The other team might as well not exist. I don't know about MLS though. Maybe that's different.

>>150126515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFFlOn4VXww

>>150126733
Seems to happen a fair amount in pre-season games. I guess they do it so the players get a chance to practise taking pens in front of a crowd? I would say in a non-pressure situation but don't let Mikel hear you say that
>Mikel Arteta doesn’t like the semantics of the word ‘friendly’, and internally he refers to these games as ‘tests’

lads life sucks and full of suffering and despair, i apologize if i was mean to any of you anons :/

>>150126709
LAFC
>midtable MLS team est.2014
>qualified for the Club World Cup through a playoff when the originally qualified team was kicked out for multiple club ownership
>played in Chelsea's group
LA Galaxy
>most successful MLS team
>finished bottom of the league 2 seasons ago but since the MLS is a joke league with no relegation they were allowed to stay in
>current MLS champions.

>>150126842
no need to apologize m8 you weren't mean to me

>>150116822 (OP)
cunha on the bench

>>150126782
its fine in new york

>>150126389
this is for players like dorgu. we've seen enough of hojlund to know he's unsalvageable

>>150126875
just needed to make sure my brotha

>[Florian Plettenberg] Showdown in Leipzig today! Newcastle, like Manchester United, still have representatives on site in Leipzig, ready to react in case Man United cannot reach an agreement with Leipzig
Newcastle reps watching the deal get wrapped up from the cuck chair lmao

>>150127186
humiliation ritual

People go about buying players from Brighton all wrong, you can get any player from them at a token transfer fee as long as you challenge Tony Bloom to a high stakes Poker Game with an acceptable wager and win

>>150127314
Casino owners aren't dumb enough to gamble

>Tottenham have confirmed James Maddison has suffered an Anterior Cruciate Ligament (ACL) injury.

>He is expected to miss the majority of the upcoming season.

JUST

indy believers we are so back

>>150127355
Phew, good job they got Gibbs-White in!

>>150127355
>work your whole career to reach top
>finally get CL football at age 28
>ACL before first game

So brutal

>>150127355
grim could be end of his career

With the amount of money tied up in sports players now it blows my mind we haven't "solved" knee injuries

>>150127352
Tony Bloom is a well known gambler dipshit

>>150127421
they are solved, ACLs were career ending in the 90s, now its 6/7 months

achilles injuries are the big ones now

>let our injury prone players rest after a long season?
>no get him on the pitch in a friendly in south korea
prem clubs deserve this shit

>>150127460
he was injured at the end of last season missing some games then, after recovering for a few months he was put on for 10 mins at the end of one friendly and then this happened 5 minutes into being on at the end of a 2nd, why would getting 10 minutes in a friendly be better than waiting another week for the season to start when games are going to be more intense?
the new injury was even his other leg so its not like they didnt give that one enough time

>they're actually going to make sure United(Man) has to pay the full 90 Ms so that they can't buy Baleba
Thank you Newcastle

AUSCHWIRTZ vs. SESKOFFENDER

Geordies are now saying Sesko is shit after spending the last week twerking for Leipzig.

>>150127355
Karma.

>>150127403
he'll be back in time for the final

>>150127628
I mean at this point they have to sell him. This relationship seems irrecoverable.

>>150127638
Sesko is shit though, bit like trying to pull a 4/10 10 mins before closing time

>>150127628
Damn, eddie has lolis at his parties?

mad how you can sign a contract committing to an agreed period of time for your services but then can just refuse to play or show up whilst the contract is still active

>>150127403
I didn't realise Maddison had never played CL football before. For some reason I just assumed he had.

>>150127810
And you can fine them their wages

>>150127810
thats literally every job where slavery is illegal mate

>>150127963
If you think that's the case in every employed career, I can tell you've never had an actual job.

>>150128003
you can have non competes stopping you going somewhere else or be taken to court for not completing a contract but other than maybe the military its going to be civil its not like you cant do it even if there are financial consequences
you disagree?

Think it's time to bite the bullet, and just sign DCL and Vardy.
Put the Isak money into midfield and defence.

>indy doing back and forth with orny
he's actually trying to become a real journalist lol fair play to him

>>150127810
Liverpool made contracts not worth the paper they're printed on after the Suarez and Arsenal thing.

>>150128003
try it yourself lad. just dont show up to work. they'll just fire you but that's all.

>>150128131
they are SCARY. so POWERFUL that they WARP REALITY to their whims. what can us pathetic manchester dicklets do against such GODS?

>>150128139
dont really know what the argument is against this
yeah if youre a director or on big wages they might come after you for money but other than not getting a good reference nothing is going to happen to 99.9% of people
how do nerds like >>150128003 think life works exactly, a contract is signing away your life?
anyone thats worked a job will see people just disappear

>>150128190
>how do nerds like >>150128003 # think life works exactly, a contract is signing away your life?

he has no idea how it works

never rated baleba

>>150128210
Perhaps they believe that a man's word should stand for something

>>150126515
>club is in financial trouble
>Sir Jim fixes everything
>now they can spend hundreds of millions of dollars on transfers
Not seeing the problem. Sounds like he did a really good job.

>>150128231
two way street

What if the government regulator decides that PSR is anti-competition?

>>150128190
a contract is signing away the amount of time you've agreed to. there should be harsher punishments for breach of contract

mad how Poocastle fans think they should be as big as Liverpool and Man United off the back of one 4th and one 5th place finish

If United somehow get Baleba they gotta get top 4 imo

>>150128356
if you get a reputation of acting like that no one is going to want to work for you

>>150128356
deepthroating corporations is really sad mate

>>150128421
Unless PGMOL take them off the naughty step and start giving them lots of lovely penalties again they're getting nowhere near top 4.

>>150128423
acting like what? expecting players to fulfil their obligations that they've agreed to when they signed a contract to earn 400x the national wage?

what world is "I'll sign a contract but if a bigger club wants to pay me more I am not playing until you sell me" rational?

>>150128443
Are we meant to infer that manure were somehow hard done by the refs last season?

>>150128449
>what world is "I'll sign a contract but if a bigger club wants to pay me more I am not playing until you sell me" rational?
the one we live in

>>150128443

They relied entirely on Bruno last season. Cunha, Mbuemo & Sesko is miles better than the dross they had last season. Hoilund was like playing with a red card.

>>150128449
you can try and force them to play but it usually doesnt end well
youre just better off selling a player most of the time that doesnt want to be there

Where is the new?

Make the new thread

>>150128514
Emigrate: >>150128516

>>150128227
Wharton is better but he's coming to Liverpool

>>150126512
>We did this in my junior club for a month before realizing how gay it was
you had bad leaders Smallishvili

>>150127355
>>He is expected to miss the majority of the upcoming season

I've been posting in a dead thread, fucking embarrassing