Thread 150118700

Arteta OUT

>some people paid money to watch this
kwaboty candidates

Bukrappo Shitto

The more we get bodied during preseason, the less excuses arteta and the board have to pretend they've done all the necessary business for the season at least. Were not done building and I'm kind of glad their half assed effort isn't being validated with cheap wins.

here i am proven right once again when i alluded that CHADGAARD is insanely good transfer buisness for the price.

Sharteta, It's Jover, Airpods Albert, thanks for the memories

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

STICK HIM UP FRONT

>>150118715
Prime entertainment, tho.
Haven't laughed this hard in quite a while, to tell the truth.

Unless?

dangerous lead

I think I hate Arteta lads

GODGAARD GODGAARD GODGAARD GODGAARD GODGAARD GODGAARD

Arteta out. Shambolic season incoming.
>Norgaard
So he's the CM that will switch to ST this season is it?

>>150118737
Norgod?

442 with Norgaard and Merino up front pls

CHADgaard
GOATgaard
CHADgaard
GOATgaard
CHADgaard
GOATgaard

love danes
hate swedes
simple
as

Jover-sama... I apologise.

Norgaard easily the best signing so far by a mile

>>150118747
Yeah, but Haven'tz and Invisiblegaard in mid.

Are Nordic countries going through a football golden age? The danish kid at Porto also looks like a banger

Gyokores done absolutely fuck all so far.

>>150118761
You only say this because Marmaduke is still to debut.

>>150118766
golden age was in the 40s and 50s thoughbeit

>>150118745
Infinitely better. Thank you.

>>150118766
norway is probably at the biggest peak it will ever be
>still won't qualify for anything dough

>>150118761
m8, Kepa is right there.

>first touch on the ball
>goes directly for a shot on goal
many more would sideways pass in that situation

That's at least ONE shot from Gyokeres. Won't count as on target cause it was blocked but it's a shot.

>>150118767
should have told him he's playing Norwich

Sell Martinelli for whatever a club will offer

planning on taking a steamy, smelly Martinelli at half-time

He's getting a bit more involved

is madueke on the bench?

>>150118767
You’re seeing artetas masterclass striker tactics at play
>score 500 goals in 30 games by running behind the cb
>coach that player to just follow the cb around and never make a run
>also make sure you never run near post for a cross
Genius

desu not a lot of side and backpassing. playing very forward, tho i missed the first 20 mins.

>>150118811
Yes

>>150118811
yes

>>150118766
Not even close. The only golden age was Danish dynamite in the 80s-90s and that was mostly just a fluke. A few talented players emerging from tiny countries is just a bump on the road back to irrelevance.

quite possible the clearest foul/pen on shartinelli but the ref mentally retarded as usual

>>150118767
Already getting MASSIVE fraud vibes from this shitter.

>>150118816
>>150118820
oh yeah, i'm thinking we're back
surely he'll save this team

>>150118771
well one thing is obvious, he's gonna be better than fucking shartinelli

>>150118811
get him the fuck on arteter

So Göykeres has not even played a total of 90 min yet and Arsenal fans already want him out?

>>150118834
no, I want shartinelli out and unironically fraudegaard in so he can pass the ball to gyöken

>>150118834
forget these retards, he's actually done quite okay with the amount of service he got, he dribbles really well for his size, and he doesn't have that nonsense passing infront of goal shite, just dribble, open space, shoot.
fink he's gonna be okay, too early to tell thoughbeit.

I'm surprised this twitter stream is still up

Big Oof for this first half.
Artritis best bring all the bulbs and all the pet dogs into the locker room now.

Lucky to finish top 6 at this rate. Atrocious season incoming.

>>150118834
Deservedly so.

>>150118849
FIGHT AND WIN!

>>150118858
cringe
45 minutes of a pre season friendly you dork

9 days until the season starts. You ready lads?

Sharteta will say
>"they only had two chances and they escored and that is efootball you have to always be efocused"

>>150118881
>working weekends again

just kill me already

Tbh there should be a refund policy for transfers

Everything else has a 30 day guarantee for defective products....if anything Gyokeres was mis-sold and made to look better. Potentially a case of fraud by Porto

get merino and nwaneri out, put odegaard and zubimendi in, get noni on the left, then deploy rice near the 65min mark.
thank me later, sharteta san.

>>150118876
>It's just preseason
Same atrocious tactics and players as the last few seasons.

>>150118918
Football is kill

All these literal who shitters being bought for silly money

That includes Gyokeres

I'll just be here to laugh through the season

>>150118911
should be a salary cap

>Harriman-Anous
>harry anus
god I hope he makes it just for the memes
>>150118930
shut up bitch

>tfw I bench 100kg
>make £3k a month minimum
>have a beautiful fiancée
>travel the world whenever I want
>still wont live to see Arsenal win a trophy
what are some movies for this feel? i'm thinking leaving las vegas

>>150118965
pick up a bible or something

>>150118965
Are you 12 years old? We won in 04’ dumbass

nonretard here why do gooners insist prime ozil > prime kdb when everything says otherwise are you guys this stupid?

>>150118965
>still wont live to see Arsenal win a trophy
don't tell me you missed it?

>>150118995
Show proof where that has been claimed otherwise you're making up nonsense (as usual)

>mosquera IN
yeah, we got this.

>>150119007
oh please nigger

>>150118965
>https://youtu.be/7K5j4mMfBK0?si=nDCmZ71w19sRCEOq
>he wasn't shitposting here at 0-2 down

>>150118965
>£3k
Is that a lot in the UK?

unreal how shit >we are. This game is just like the last and both are a cumulation of every other shit game last season. Flaccid attack because reasons, only scoring from
set pieces, comedy defending and conceding the most random goals.

i NEED a gyokeres goal

>>150119045
Shit feels like it was 11 years ago, no joke.

Arteta just kick Pepe?

>>150119092
nice

>>150119056
>comedy defending
best defense in the league but alright dummy

>>150119104
>concede twice to villa-royale with cheese

>>150119104
yeah and when >we conceded a goal it was either some worldie or players scoring from 0.045 xG chances.

this budget-haaland will do fuck all for 89 minutes and then score

>>150119112
>1 preseason game vs entire season

>>150119056
>Flaccid attack because reasons
the reasons is shit players like Shartinelli, Bukrappo and some hypejob kid who should be playing with the reserves

You'd think the players would realise by this point that they can't go to the floor that cheaply but they haven't learned at all.

>>150118848
i bet it has more views than official stream

Great stuff from Gyokeres but then he started thinking about passing

its obvious we not going all out. Reminder its just a test game

>>150119158
I was gonna ask about that. There's no way that's actually real people, right? All I know about Twitter is how it's filled to the brim with bots.

>>150119128
will be literally impossible because no one is passing to him, it’s just endless crosses as if Gyökeres were Sesko.

>Jokeres
I do like how desperate he looks for a goal though. No one else has that desperation about them when it comes to scoring goals.

>>150119186
cope, score some goals gyokeres

>enter arsewog general to have a bit of banter
>see nothing but foreign flags
>leave arsewog general
very strange club

Will this be the last we see from Gyökeres?

GABI XL

>MEMINO NO.9
kino incoming

>gyokeres off
how do you say
>it's so over
in your cunt?

>merino up front
brace coming

The more I see of this Martinelli guy, the more I don't care for him

where is gyökeres

>>150119249
i almost can't believe that guy scored 15 goals in one season

>>150119265
on the bencheres
this is his second match, he only got 60 minutes

Completely underwhelming showing from Gyokores. Not surprising when you're not playing Portuguese teams that can't afford boots.

So Lewis Skelly just exists in this team to draw fouls right?

>>150119280
How did they manage to spell Madueke that badly?

>>150119285
heh my boy vik gyök just needs more time...

>>150119272
why was he that bad

>>150119266
Wish I lived in the world where Fartinsmelli and Odourfraud's results that year weren't so fraudulent

I don't know how to explain this but Merino feels like such an Arsenal player, like, I feel Wenger would sign/like him as well.

bit grimoire lads :/

>>150119187
the account @ArsenalBallots has got around ~1K followers. It's either an alt account or it's some random arsenal fan
So those views are (were) actual human beings interested in an arsenal game
I am more interested to know if the viewership is aggregate (always increase) or the current (increase and decrease) viewership
three goals ffs

>>150119297
>what is load management
something your mum knows a lot about.

just tuned in forgot it was on
it seems we are still shit then?

KEPA WHAT A SAVE!

AHAHAHAH IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
SACK HIM RIGHT NOW PLEAAAAASE

>>150119316
just had it confirmed by the squad that yes we are

getting a bit concerned about Gyokeres

>>150119311
>load management
made up word....on par with pre assist

only dowman and nwaneri were trying to make things happen
the others are just on autopilot with arteta protocol uploaded, that's really sad

>>150119311
kindergarden tier. Step up your posting game

>>150119309
>I am more interested to know if the viewership is aggregate (always increase) or the current (increase and decrease) viewership
I could have swore it went down at some point but generally it's been steadily rising. But also it actually says "views" instead of viewers so I'm guessing it is just the total amount of people who have tuned in at any given time.

He's getting sacked right?
This just looks like a man that has run out of ideas.

>>150119361
why would the club spend over 100m for him only to get sacked?

>>150119361
i had hope that he would be gone after going trophyless this season again but starting to feel management will be more than happy with keeping him if we get top 4 and a decent ucl run

Would Villarreal walk the PL if they play in England?

>>150119361
who replaces him?

>Getting beaten this badly by Spanish farmers playing low block
Just 10 days left until man utd lads, trust the process, in Sharteta we trust.

we've got way too much female asian supporters any time the camera pans towards the stands....

Just let the kid take the pen ffs

>zinchenko
1-4

MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT

>>150119397
man utd are shit nothing has changed. pretty obvious we beat them

>>150119361
Yes but that means some combination of early CL exit, not title challenge and/or dropping down to 8th or some shit

Why is arsenal's fanbase so multicultural? It looks like I am watching a Shitflix show

the players are good enough (now) to win the league and CL, everything >we need is an actual coach that can make use of the attacking talent >we have and not turn the team into a risk averse cross spamming side that is proud of scoring from standard.

Real fans at the stadium would have booed this nonsense or walked out. Nowadays it's full of customers happy for a night out. I've said it before only relegation can save us from the kronkikes

Would Ødegaard take a penalty over Gyokeres?

lol that pen was a bit of a gift, but love what I see from young Max

get this draft dodging faggot out of >my club

I'm sorry, did he just say Denis Suarez? THE Denis Suarez?

>zubimendi passes forward and not sideways
>merino is chocked a pass could go there

>corner goal
>another pen from Dowman
all >we need now is another own goal and we have another great game at our hands.
Team is unable to score from open play.

odegaard is washed at 26, grim stuff

>>150119472
Still missing one from a free kick. Then the own goal can happen to win the game.

odegaard married a horrible devil woman who has probably got his balls locked in a cage since she had his child
did you lads see those wedding pictures where they and the guests were all wearing black? can't imagine as a young christian lad growing up he had ever thought that would be his wedding
reckon he's gotten himself into some bad shit. expect his form to carry on being dreadful

>>150119500
dubs of truth

>>150119500
@girlcock is this true?

>>150119500
Have sex

the biggest question is
why madueke?

Zinchenko is just happy to be involved I reckon

>>150119500
truth. You can also tell he's a passionless faggot who's authority is carried by the armband and not actually earned. a half a dozen players on the team would be better captains.

>>150119524
yeah it's unfeasible that an intelligent manipulative blonde woman would ever worm her way into a footballer's life and corrupt him

>>150119547
God I wish that was me

when is Gyokeres going to score? Im aware he is benched already but Im asking what date?

Did Merino score against them when playing at Sociedad or what? They seem to hate him.

Zubi Zubi Doo what do you do?

>>150119567
he's hiding his powerlevel for united

>>150119526
I really don't know
Arteta should try something with 2 forwards or similar instead of the tiresome 4-3-3 that is simply not working anymore

>>150119574
smart plan

>team will never score another open play goal
>gyo will flop
>Saka, Saliba and Dowman to Madrid
>Arteta won't be sacked

>just run past them
dowman exposing a lot of fraudulent wingers with this simple trick

mosquera and zubi are mogging everyone btw, and dowman is looking promising

genuinely feel like i could do odegaards job

Fraudegaard please...

>>150119571
the quirks of the spanish language mean that their word for "yellow submarine" would be the equivalent of saying "subhuman" were merino's surname "human" and they take offence to that

>>150119615
chink subhuman

genuine baffling how the team seamlessly continued their shit run from last year.

>>150119615
That sounds like bullshit but I'll believe it

>>150119628
I reckon the players are getting sick of Arteta’s tactics

>>150119615
Unironically merino is just a a type of sheep.

oh gervinho 2.0 is actually on the pitch?

>arse anal
kek

Genuinely forgot Madueke was playing because I feel like I haven't even seen the left side in ages.

>>150119632
the spanish take offence to things that could be translated into another language then misinterpreted because of similar words in english meaning different, offensive things. or the potential for it to mean something offensive if you switch half a word for something entirely different and then use it in a sentence with another word that they themselves identify with. they're fucking autistic weirdos tb h mate

>>150119648
shut up autist blah blah blah almost sound like a sheep yourself

It's all Gyökeres fault. Gyökeres OUT

I am worried about this team

Saaacked in the mooooorning
Arteta's getting
Saaacked in the mooooorning
Ole ola
Arteta's getting
Saaacked in the mooooorning

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT SESKO

we have lost the fixture, and now i'm going to use my right to die.

Will Gyokeres take a penalty? I hear he's good at them

Glucose stinking up the gaff, playing like he's wearing timbs

This is where Kepa shines

Alright, the next one is where Kepa shines

looking forward to Lee Gunner's video. Nothing but hard truths
>>150119704
>kys yourself because team lost a friendly
anon...

That's classic Denis Suarez that

>>150119748
>Lee Gunner's
Hate this spastic retard so much

>>150119760
hes right on many things

wow Kepa sure does almost save a lot of shots

#notmyno9
the fuck was that Merino?

kek

#notmyGabi

KWAB

Sure glad we signed Madueke

We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

nice deal on gervinho congratulations

>Madookie
You're really telling me this guy is better than Martinelli?

>madooki
It begins

>>150119764
no he's a spastic cunt now stop replying to me

todays cope?

>>150119864
Max Diveman scammed another pen

kek, Madueke getting the Gyökeres’ treatment, no one passing to him and people expect the new signings to actually contribute, how ?

Arteta has turned the team into a clueless mess. Imaging losing to Villareal (no disrespect) and thinking you can challenge for anything this season. Pre-season games are one thing but repeating the same issues and flaws game after game months after the last season ended indicates much much bigger (Arteta) issues.

>moaning about penalties
Thats rich coming from a "fan" of a team that gets the most penalties.

This thread is the saddist thing I've ever seen. Stfu its preseason.. godforbid we lose a league game this season you gius will probably off yourselves

>>150119914
He wouldn't know, he spends more time watching and talking about Arsenal that I doubt he knows that Jota died and Klopp isn't their manager anymore.

>Max Diveman in preseason
scammed 2 penalties
>Rio Ngumoha in preseason
3 goals, 1 assist

Another Shartsnal hypejob

>>150119922
j-j-just trust the process okay!?

>>150119963
Exactly

>>150119963
We rotated pretty much every player. Can you understand that?

>>150120002
Nope every player needs to assit or score 3 or you are shit

>Viktim Jokeres AKA Chokeres AKA Gyoventry AKA No Goalkeres AKA Groceries AKA Mediokeres AKA Gyokalories AKA Gyokerass AKA Gyrokebab AKA Jammed Glockeres AKA Gynecology AKA Gyokoretard being exposed as a statpadding Nandos merchant who got misprofiled by Arteta as a target man with aerial game and wrapping up his debut season with 6g2a in the league
>Dowman joining City after realising Arteta wants to turn him into a touchline hugger and absorb tackles to win penalties and corners
>Saliba and Saka rejecting our contract offers and holding out for a move to Real and Liverpool respectively to win some trophies
>Hairflick Snotwipe drops another stinker and has nowhere to hide (it's okay though, he's sleep deprived because he's raising the baby and sleeping in the spare room while his wife invites Chelsea's bomb squad into their bedroom after every match)

This season is going to be absolute kino for our rivals. Fuck the project.

>>150120056
>Bukrappo to Liverpool
delusion

>Madookie
>Losing twice to the same team in the same game
TOP LEL

Banter era is BACK

How bad does Arsenal need money?
I heard there was a fight on the training ground?

arteta won't make it to Novemeber

>>150120247
One can only hope

Lads...

>>150120056
You just need to wait till Phase 19 of the project

Arteta only just cooking

so what have we learned?
beside the obious (shartinelli, shitior and ben shite being, per definition, shit at football).

Just the two open play goals in 4 games for Stokesnal this pre-season. Great work Sharteta!

>>150120409
its preseason ffs
players getting some fitness back

>>150120409
>still hasn't learned that Bukrappo Shitta is just as bad as Shartinelli
you're hopeless

>>150120418
its a problem but it got us 2nd last season. if not for a freak steroid using liverpool team we would win the league

Why do you retards keep crossing for Gyokeres when the man is established to be shit at it. Did Arteta just draw up a bunch of plays for Šeško and stick to them despite you not getting him? Kek

>>150120497
because Arteta is unable to coach a proper attack. >We have three plans to score goals, give
it to Saka and pray, corners or some layoff into the box from Havertz or anyone of the attackers. That’s it, apart from that >we have the horseshoe of death and the never ending crosses to no one. The delusional positivity merchants’ excuse was always the striker this and striker that but what do we see now that >we have proper 9? Yep, more of the same thing.

how did my boi madueke do..

>>150120563
I'm not exactly a football expert and even I saw it coming, kek. If you had Šeško you'd at least have an almost 2 meters tall athletic freak jumping for those balls. But hey, it is what it is. Let's hope United do a quality rebuild around my guy. So far looking good.

>>150120409
Blanco probably has been one of the best old players of the pre-season.

>>150120601
he di alright on the left side but he also missed his penalty

>>150120577
I can't be doing with another 2nd place finish.

>>150120624
pretty sure he will bench martinelli

>>150120563
The system Arteta deploys doesn't allow for a 9 to
play centrally. He practically has to always go to the midfield or on the wings in order to touch the ball. It's more tactics than it is player quality....And Arteta is a micromanaging muppet...Elite managers never have to shout where every ball should go.

>>150120577
no way >we finish in the top two if not for everyone having a total stinker of a season. The big clubs all improved massively and we are still stuck with the same rigid Artera robotics.

>>150120577
4-5th at best.

arTETA

>>150120646
Makes sense why he wanted Šeško. He'd fit right in to that system.

>>150120646
I know but look at the recent (instructed by the club of course) media puff pieces on how Arteta is already working on changing the way >we play because of Gyökeres.
Not a single hint of it in the last two games and everyone can bet money on it that we are here having the same conversation after the inevitable loss thanks to a Sesko brace (from headers) at the old toilet. It’s not enough that the team can’t attack for shit under Arteta but they also forgot how to defend now too.

>>150120577
>crystal palace in 7th

This is fraudulent

>>150120702
Are they high? This manager is too stubborn to try anything new.

I wonder how many people ITT are actually English, or from London nonetheless.

>>150120774
norf englad here

>>150120774
Im from Nigeria but I moved to north London 12 years ago. Support Arsenal

>>150120774
Yes I grew up in London, but I don't live there now.

>>150120409
Saka has been ruined by Tetanyahu's patented double overtime defensive winger shifts.

Tetaliban either doesn't know what to do with Gyokeres or is actively sabotaging him to make Berta look like a dickhead and get him sacked for someone who will be even more of a loyalist. Either way, he's still got us whipping in crosses at Gyokeres' head when he's shit at headers.

Norgaard is Merino 2.0. Will be repurposed as a makeshift CB when Saliba and Gabriel are run into the ground.

Pepe would now be our best winger.

>>150120774
I'm from Brittany yes

>>150120742
Crystal Palace have won 1 PL game fewer than Arsenal in 2025

>>150121065
?

I was at the game. Gyokeres made lots of good runs but nobody found him. Martinelli is still shit. Mosquera is elite. Zubimendi is the signing of the summer. Nothing really more to say. I wanna see a full strength team from the start next game. And gabriel, saliba, timer, MLS in defence not kiwior and Ben white.

>>150121167
this based man right here, has identical footballing opinions as i do.
what we nowadays call, Elite ball knowledge.

>they have already forgotten
shame on you arse

>>150120774
Bong dad from Luton who's been living in the states for 35 years and American/Italian mother. So yeah

>>150121258
Seeing gyokeres up close, he's a legit baller. He can beat a man way better than Martinelli. Was really frustrating not seeing them play the clear pass to him, and also when he had a chance to shoot he'd cut back. That's definitely a management decision. He used to shoot in those positions in Portugal.

van Persie just beat Mourinho

>>150119361
>He's getting sacked right?
hopefully

>>150118700 (OP)
If Arsenal doesn't win anything this season yet again Arteta has to get the sack, right?

>>150121787
Probably but he has all the ingredients to win now maybe minus eze. No reason why this squad can't at least get an fa/carabao.

>>150121787
Arsenal will finish 2nd in the table and will lose in the CL final... and you will love it.

>>150121787
No way, bro.
Think of where we were before our lord emperor Mikel Ibn Arteta.
Don't be so blasphemous

They never put that ball in when they should. They need to learn ASAP.

>>150121943
NEED to take that extra touch gotta CONTROL the game

>>150121955
I'm just hoping it's a pre season thing and they'll step up the pace when the league starts. Or preferably in the Emirates Cup on the weekend. Need to play a full strength squad. We haven't seen zubimendi and gyokeres play much (about 10 mins against spurs). I want to see how gyokeres does on the end of those zubimendi lobbed balls.

>expecting big brain mik and big dick vik to show their hand against casa de campo auténtico
>before poonited on opening day
retards

>>150122012
you know that isn't going to change. it's who we are mate

>>150121167
miles is dogshit. he's gonna be at fault for half the goals we concede this season

>>150122058
I will donate to a San Sebastian orphanage if this was all 4D chess by arteta

>>150122094
I was watching him, he was often left isolated but he did a good job mostly. His play in midfield was elite. Always getting past players into good positions. He'll find his passing boots eventually.

>>150122100
>4D chess
this was always his plan. not sure he has everything alliable yet (i.e. players) but this season's gonna be good

>>150122208
Alright man I believe you.

At this rate Arsenal will be bottom half by Christmas. The squad looks atrocious and cannot attack nor defend now.

>paying over the top for a madueke so Chelsea can sign simons
Arteta masterclass

>>150122271
>>150122319
don't you have ICE to worry about, Carlos?

Anyone here own a season ticket?

Webm of sharteta talking to himself?

>>150122012
>I'm just hoping it's a pre season thing
Why would you think that when it was a thing for the whole of last season?

>>150122365
Not Hispanic and support ICE
>>150122659
This. Arteta fanboys are shameless

Only one man can save arsenal rn

tottenham are a better club than us

>>150120774
I've said it before, but like Arsenal I'm a sarf London OG.

Anyhow, watched the highlights and >we looked shite. Our defence switches off so frequently we can't even "1-0 to the Arsenal" our way to a title. Sad state of affairs.

I'm Arteta out too but you lot should know by now that pre-season games mean fuck all.

>>150118849
Don't forget the pick pockets

Gaya is so bad I can't believe some of you actually stan this guy

Could it be true that sporting delivered Groceries instead of Gyokeres

>>150118700 (OP)
Nice jeans where 2 buy and do they come in extra long lengths?

>>150124475
Just like how bumsdale was shook when gaya came in, gaya is now shook because of kepa. Sharteta and cana need to go

Hear me out...

Everytime am conscious about the fact we spent about 110m quid for kai havertz and NONI madueke it just hurts me a little bit.
what a fucked up event.

>>150125586
Prefer Cesc

Has your misses ever complimented an arsenal players looks like mine has?

there is a real possibility >we might lose 8 out of 9 of >our first 9 games.

>>150122467
I did for a couple of years, gave it up though

Victor Floperes

Arteta would be exposed this season,let look at some of his fraudelent ideas over the years;
Had a problem with saliba's character forced to intergrate him into the team because of the guys prowess on loan
Signed frauds and washed players like willian,sterlel,harvertz,mudryk(thanks to heaven)
Sabotaging our fluent way of play in exchange of muh duels.
Singings rigid tall player which leads to our wingers spamming infinite no of crosses into the box
Forced to play hale end youngsters who saved his job likes of smith rowe
Le inverted bs, seriously how many lbs do we have
Playing players out of position in order for his robotics tactics to work
No plan B in his tactics which a minor misconvenience lead to a total collapse
Saka,Martinelli were promising under emery the latter cant even start for crystal palace.
Feel free to add yours.

>Liverpool rebuild
>City rebuild
>Chelsea owners randomly deciding to sack Tuchel and spend £2bn to overhaul their CL winning 3rd place squad
>worst Man United in 50 years
>worst Spurs in 50 years
>Sandcastle and Egyptian Villa hamstrung by PSR

Sharteta and his band of shitters have been fortunate enough to represent Arsenal during this era and still they can't win anything. Do you reckon there's even the slightest possibility they've been overrated?

>>150125819
No, but she will complain about how black players like Saka are.

Arsenal plan to approach Crystal Palace about Eberechi Eze, an attacking midfielder, and must wait to see if Rodrygo, a forward, can leave Real Madrid on loan.

@garyjacob @_pauljoyce @peterrutzler

Miles skellington aint been at it since that PSG game, ego brought back down to earth it seems

>>150126600
Needs some real competition to keep him focused; Cala and Zinny are both permacrocked and unsuited to the role. Else he'll end up like Odefraud.

>>150126560
>another bengali brazilian LW abomination
please lord NO.

>>150126560
Panic buy.

I’m ready for an atrocious season

>>150126915
Arteta wants to run it back.

>>150126932
This is how the start of the season will look

>>150126981
Grim.

>>150126600
Haaland hasn't been at it since MLS dabbed on him back in February.

>>150123355
Kino

Rodrygo on loan?

>>150127747
yeah like that will happen lmao

So, is Havertz injured or what?

>>150125897
Come on mate even though we're not winning the league thinking that we'd lose 8 out of the first 9 is being hysterical.

Genuine question. I have watched Saka for over 20 games and he hasn't impressed me any single time. Am I missing something for him to be valued at 180M euros? He looks like a very underwhelming player compared with Palmer for example

>>150128121
He is always double, sometimes triple, marked by the other team and has also been ran into the ground by Arteta by playing him nonstop for like 3 seasons straight, was injured for a few months and hasn't looked quite the same since he's been back.

>>150128151
Mind you a bit of that sample size came from the last euros in which Saka looked completly underwhelming, but even at Arsenal I have never seeing him having a stellar game to have a higher valuation than Palmer and similar to Monicius

>>150128121
He used to be an exciting, flair player. Arteta the fraud changed that.

>>150127685
yeah thats shitties problem not ours.

>>150128201
I don't know how to describe it but he's a very pragmatic? player. Like, there's no actual flair or fancy footwork or really sexy gliding through players or whatever with him. He's very direct and effective. He still obviously does fancy footwork and glides past players but in a very militarised way almost? He's a very no nonsense player. Watching someone like Palmer or Vinicius, I always see them doing something magical almost with the ball but with Saka I don't see that but in the same time he's already scored a goal somehow. I guess you'd call it direct? Like I said, I don't really know how to describe it.
And yeah, I wouldn't judge a single player on how they performed at the Euros. It's fair to do so but that's not where their price evaluation comes from generally.

Reminder that while it may have been just the Club WC, it was a full PSG team who were trying to win the thing. Chelsea will absolutely be a force this season.

>>150128023
Got into a fight with Saliba

>>150128121
>>150128151
>>150128202
>>150128269
he's shit get over it Dowman is the future

>>150128051
why ? Apart from Leeds all of the games are either against top teams, some even away, or midtable shitters that figured out Arteta a few seasons ago. Not a single easy game while >we look underwhelming as fuck and already have a nicely growing injury list. Pair that with Arteta‘s lack of plan A,B and C and >we are in for a hell of a ride.

>>150128330
OHNONONO

>>150128334
>Dowman
>the future
Sounds like you're the one not over it, Dowman is the present. Sell Saka now.

>>150128347
welcome to Sunderland

dowman and inshallah

>>150128334
Yeah, until Arteta gets three seasons with him and what remains is a wonder kid that's finished at 18.

>>150128051
>Peterborough 1–0 Arsenal
>Barnet 0–0 Arsenal
>SC Ritzing 2–2 Arsenal
>Celtic 1–1 Arsenal
>Beveren 2–2 Arsenal

Guess the season we ended up having after these friendly results.

>>150128567
Relegation?

>>150128567
stop comparing the goat team with the goat manager in his prime to the robotic and dysfunctional minions we have under Arteta.

>>150128594
Sorry bro, we are supposed to just patiently accept the negative set-piece reliant shite that Arteta is turning this club into because it might one day lead to a trophy if the other competing clubs have an off-season.

>Headed goals
0
>Left-footed goals
3
>Right-footed goals
36

Why are we crossing the ball again?

>>150128655
>Headed goals
2
>Left-footed goals
6
>Right-footed goals
21

From the season before, so 2.94% of his goals are from headers.

>>150128121
He's not a very fashy player. He's just efficient and good at what he does and gets numbers from it. Very good at crossing, decent finisher, good decision making, and consistent. And despite how much he goes to ground and limps, hes pretty strong at holding off defenders and getting past them despite his size

Just found out Little Simz is a die-hard fan of Arsenal. She cute.

>>150128337
The players are still good when compared to these mid-table shitters so we're at least going to scrape a couple of draws even if wins will be hard to come by.

>>150128567
Just because the Invincibles had a poor preseason it doesn't mean we'll win the league by also having a poor preseason right now.

>sesko to yanited here we go
Kino next sunday

>assna stocks at an all-time low

Investing now. We're winning the league

The league is now immaterial. The champions league is immaterial.

This season is all about Sesko vs Gyokeres. Arteta? Your ass is on the line

never doubting

Arteta will fail even with a ballon d'or level striker.

>>150128953
Yeah I'm just offering free hopium. Unless Eze comes I'm not putting us as favourites for anything desu. Easy to blame the manager (sometimes rightly) but to pin everything on him when we have martinelli and baby daddy odegaard as our main creative forces doesn't make sense. Especially with reports that he's basically begging the ownership for Eze.

>>150129172
89 mins at Old Trafford. It's still 0-0 as Gyokeres has not received a single through ball all game. UTD have a free kick and it's Sesko to take...

>>150129446
Even the memester Antony got his debut goal against >us, so...

>>150129592
And the midgetman Martinez too.
A header at it as well.

>>150129252
Most positive view ITT

Norgaard is such a humble guy.

well at least >we aren’t Tottenham but I’d wager >we‘d do just as bad as them vs Buyern.

>rev up youtube
>everyone is making grand conclusions based on a pre-season friendly where the entire squad was rotated
>mfw
hot take era cant end soon enough

>>150131254
anon pls, the last couple of preseasons have been a pretty good indication on how the squad will work out during the season.
It’s no wonder >we were playing our best football in years during the 22-23 pre-season and then proceeded to actually have a good season alongside good football. Considering how tough >our first 9 games are >our season could very well be over before November.

>>150131254
this desu. Bunch of hysterical women as always

Cant wait for gyökeres to get more comfortable with his teammates to the point he will threaten to kill them on the spot for no service. Guy is a psycho lol

no refunds btw

>>150130790
I would be humble too if I was signed by the new Stoke City entirely on the back of my long throw in ability.

why do you guys overreact so much?

Heard Lee Gunner say that Max Dowman has a higher footballing IQ than Messi when he was 17 and scoring hat-tricks against Madrid, based off of 3 pre-season games.

Idk why Arsenal fans love to say things like this but being a supporter of this team has to induce some kind of delusion

>>150132143
>Doesn't know what click-bait is

>>150132266
They said the same about Francis Jeffers.

>>150132278
>its just click bait
and arsenal fans are low IQ retards

manchester united will finish above us this season.

>>150132515
so were finishing 2nd again. ffs

>>150132515
might be if Sesko doesn’t flop and Gyökeres does. Their front free already look better than Arsenal’s simply because they aren’t ‚coached‘ by Mikey Robotics.

>watching youtube """""""""fan""""""" channels like af*v
>thinking they know football
>having an emotional response that garbage

>>150132515
They are gonna shit on us bro

>>150132515
My family are united fans, they all admit united still won't get top 4 this season with that defence and midfield.

>>150132888
>>150132266
I actually think only we have this problem in online fan spaces. When fan channels first became mainstream (mid 2010s), we were at peak Wengz banter era and so naturally our rage content got the most attention, both from frustrated Arsenal fans and amused rival fans (remember "AFTV and chill"?). Other clubs' channels were more level headed, either due to a lack of expectations (spuds and other 14) or general success (chelsea, city etc.). The legacy of this is that our most popular online spaces are also the ones most fluent in rage bait and rival fan appeal, whereas for other clubs they're generally more chill or neutral.

>>150133091
eeeerm you may or not mat have a point - the only 'rival' channels ive ever seen is expressions oozing and the pig man from poonited because when they loose it it's idk amusing and comforting somehow? so thats to say that the og retards are af*v but plenty other channels get traction based on hot takes and ragebait etc.

>>150133091
AFTV haven't gone away you know? Wobbie and the boys are just waiting for an opportunity to turn on Arteta. Lee Gunner has already started.

There are training videos of Heinze training the fullbacks to cross but they haven't crossed at all in the games we've played.

>>150133822
There are also videos of Gyökeres shooting drills and scoring goals sooooo ….

>>150133850
Maybe if they crossed it to him he'd have more chances to shoot.

@SamiMokbel_BBC:

Arsenal's interest in Rodrygo is absolutely genuine.

But the obstacle lies in the cost and salary, which will amount to £250k-a-week, if not more.

If it were a loan, there would have to be some kind of commitment. (Obligation).

it has been decided that Arsenal will hang on to Gabriel Martinelli for at least another season, and maybe revisit the situation of him being available for sale next year, in hope that he has a good season. (@SamiMokbel_BBC)

>>150134370
>>150134308
it's even more over than it was previously, we've reached the absolute limit of "overness".
fucken shartinelli, GETTING A GOOD SEASON.
this fraud can't see one meter ahead

>>150134471
>not recognizing martinelli has iran's nuclear program in his pants
>waiting for the right time to explode
get your shit together oil fampai

We have a ballon d'or nominated striker now.

>>150132888
>Not worried when the only good thing this whole preseason has been a 15 year old kid from the academy
You retards are in for a rude awakening

>The Opta Supercomputer has predicted the 2025-26 Premier League table
I'd rather finish 10th than 2nd again desu.

>>150134308
Panic buy.

>>150136160
Darwin Nunez was a Ballon d'Or nominated striker

>Sheshko rejected us last year and wasn't on keen on us this window
>Said yes the moment manure came in for him despite their current situation
Losing to Buyern 10-2 basically destroyed our reputation in Germany forever

>>150134370
>in hope he has a good season

lol, lmao even

Arsenal
What they need Arsenal have already brought in Viktor Gyokeres, Martín Zubimendi, Noni Madueke, Cristhian Mosquera, Christian Norgaard and Kepa Arrizabalaga. The signing of Gyokeres, a centre forward, was craved by fans, and took the total cost of their summer spending to more than £200million. They prioritised players who had a good injury record. Mikel Arteta still wants to add a direct left winger and potentially a creative midfielder, helping to create a style that has been noticeably more direct at times in pre-season games.

What may happen? They plan to approach Crystal Palace about Eberechi Eze, an attacking midfielder, and must wait to see if Rodrygo, a forward, can leave Real Madrid on loan. They are in talks to offload midfielder Fábio Vieira, who has interest from Stuttgart among other clubs, and Reiss Nelson to Fulham. Oleksandr Zinchenko, Jakub Kiwior, Albert Sambi Lokonga and Leandro Trossard are also available

>>150138304
>Zubimendi
replacement for Partey
>Madookie
replacement for Drossard
>Mosquera
replacement for Kiwior
>Norgaard
replacement for Jorginho
>Kepa
replacement for Neto

in summary Arsenal have bought a striker almost 4 years after the need first arose

We could have any squad in the world, but if Sharteta persists with playing this awful brand of predictable dogshit football, then it won't make a blind bit of difference who is playing.

Oof

>>150138509
How are people still taking pre-season results seriously? We could lose every game for all I care, it means fuck all. Arteta should be sacked for being trophyless, not for losing in pre-season.

>>150138304
>attacking midfielder
What’s the point, he’s not dropping ode anyway

>>150138638
In our 22/23 season we won 6/7 games in preasons, one of them being 6-0 against sevilla (and you can’t even cope and say farmers league because we just got cooked by villareal
Our only loss was 1-2 against brentford (actual good team)
We need to be up 20 points by january if we have any intention of winning the league. We need to come out the gates hard

>season 7
>still trusting the process

>>150138660
>In our 22/23 season we won 6/7 games in preasons, one of them being 6-0 against sevilla
Yeah and then we went on to win the leag- oh wait.

>>150138818
Yeah yeah we bottled it I know, do you not understand the point?

we hammered Sevilla last summer and went on to win the league if it makes you feel better lads

>>150138855
Yeah, pre-season means fuck all.

>>150138988
it does give clear indications to the problems we have though.
the left side is completely toothless, and the way we attack is not efficient, just alot of passing around the opponent box hoping someone from either wing(right side mostly) will penetrate with the ball and pass it to the box, where the defender will most probably boot it away, for the 10th time.

the game calls for eze, a creative winger/midfielder that can make things HAPPEN.

>>150138988
It doesn’t but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF8QqdOYvgM&t=28s&ab_channel=Arsenal
BROS, we're fookin cookin, these are the fookin estandards, my managah and my captain.
up the assna

>>150140488
I refuse to watch this.

>>150140488
No THANKS

>>150140488
Just chipped in one YouTube monetization token toward the Eze fund.
What have YOU done?

efun signs
https://www.arsenal.com/news/ethan-nwaneri-signs-new-contract

>>150140979
Look forward to the inevitable onward loan to Fulham with an option to buy that isn't taken up in 3 years time.

>>150141105
i'm sick of being a doomer on here, but this always seems to be the case. I remember how hyped Nelson was as our "best academy product ever seen"

Nwaneri is unbelievably skilled, but doesn't seem to have that killer instinct. for some reason it seems like Arsenal produces a lot of these types - great at dribbling, shit at finishing. you can already see that Dowman is a better prospect

>>150140979
LANS

Not going to get an Adidas shirt.
Their sizing is super weird.
Short arms, and long torso.

Fagteta sacked yet?

>>150132515
Ain't no chance they're finish in 0, la. Not possible.

>>150134308
>Rodrygo
Ok.
>on a £250k-a-week
lol, lmao, fuck off.
Ł112k TOPS.

>>150140979
There goes the Eze deal...

>>150141513
Try maybe getting a long sleeve, then?

bit embaressing for the The Arsenal that our men team won fuck all while the women team won the UCL.
those players need to seriously pull themselves up.

>>150140488
The food chosen seem a little too simple. Should've invited Gabriel and made feijoada since I remember him saying it's his favorite.

>>150141633
>the women team won the UCL
B-but they only won the WOMEN UCL?!

>>150141633
Life when you sack your manager.
That Jonas guy was never going to win anything, much like Arteta

Things >we need to do to win it all

1.The obvious, SACK Arteta
2.sign an actually good Ode replacement
3.overhaul the LW

all doable next window, get hyped bois

>>150141908
>the obvious, SACK arteta
>all doable next window.

>>150141977
fans will go apeshit once >we are either way off top of the league or the top 4 in January. Pair that with the usual early cup exits and no CL trophy and things will turn sour very quick and the pressure will keep building. Believe anon.

>>150141997
we will win the fa cup, we will win another trophy as well.
gyokeres 40g/a season.
it's all gonna happen, arteta is staying unfortunatley :/

Gukesh hatty tomorrow

>>150142795
Tell your Indian brother (rodrygo) to lower his wage demands ans join

>>150141105
sharteta killed his creativity and just like wonga, stopped him from shooting from outside the box.

he was literally a cut inside man regen

>>150140488
basado

>>150140488
>That limp wristed faggot will still be captain come next season
Kill me now

>>150143125
We all know Rice is the real captain. Ode is a model pro so he gives a good example for everyone else.

Hazard announces that he is an Arsenal fan in his conversation with
@Zack_Nani
..

"I was a fan of Real Madrid and Thierry Henry, so I loved Arsenal at first. I grew up with the Gunners, but cut that out in the edit."

we even fumbled the ZARD, baka what a fucken disaster this club have been post 2004/2005

>>150136390
Unironically.
2nd again and we're stuck with Fraudteta.

>>150143225
Wenger nearly signed every single player on earth

Coca-Cola is the latest globally recognised brand to join Arsenal’s growing family of official partners. Coca-Cola will become the Gunners' Official Soft Drinks Partner. The contract will run for two years with an optional one-year extension. Official announcement coming soon

the eze money?
all secured lads, just gotta drink some cola.

>>150143574
MORE MONEYZ
I always liked how the coca cola logo looks.

When are >we going to be the Gunners' Official Imageboard Partner?

Horrible feeling knowing that Cesc makes the most sense after canning Arteta

>>150143574
tfw Pepsi household

we actually bought madueke from chelsea so they can get gittens.
what a fucken disaster of a window this has been, arteta is genuinely a big fucken fraud if he pushed for madaueke.
all these chelshit rejects make me SICK.

>>150140488
Do people actually enjoy watching this fucking shit? None of these cunts know how to act like regular human beings, a sad side effect of the despotic regime of Tetanyahu.

>>150144430
>Tetanyahu

>>150140488
This club is a joke.

Rodri hurt again

>>150145160
kwab

BREAKING: Rodri has suffered an injury setback

How are we feeling about clubs taking what’s rightfully ours?

>>150145307
you mean injury problems? not mad at all

>nelson, lokongo, zinchenko, vieira, jesus still earning a fortune and not close to being sold
Beta OUT

Nwaneri wasn't born the last time Arsenal won the premier league

>>150146729
i agree. alpha in!!!

>>150144059
Redemption arc incoming. Would be kino. (Then he'd be off to Farca again.)

>Rodri ducking an Arsenal fixture AGAIN.
KWAB this is a balloon door winner

>>150143574
I don't believe for a second that vindaloo vinai fell for the youtuber cancerslop meme. Wonder how much he made in bribes from Prime

>>150146729
nelson has potential

>doubting this stone cold killer
Giving zero credit to anything Arsenal does is some unwritten /arse/ rule.

>>150151614
doomposting is a virtue in this thread

>>150150774
Potential to play for Burnley or Southampton

>Arsenal? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Arsenal! HAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>hehehehe....Arsenal......heheheheh

I am watching some J-League game right now. The contrast with the Premier League is insane. Players actually receive the ball without someone trying to barge the living shit out of them.

>>150145160
The Partey signing still paying off, kek.

I really do wonder what it would take for the board to sack Arteta or for him to voluntarily walk away.

bought a new bed lads :)

>>150153068
Full blown player revolt, but they all like him, so keep deluding yourself.

>>150153077
What was wrong with the old one?

>>150153118
Do they? Feels like a bunch of them are kind of over him now. Doesn't feel like there's much enthusiasm for this season judging by pre-season. Or maybe this is a case of "I want to believe".

>>150152422
Except it was Havertz who actually injured Rodri.

>>150153205
It wasn't though. That was just Rodri being a little bitch. Rapetey wasn't the one who injured Rodri either but he was the one stood there when Rodri fucked himself.

I'm thinking:

Gyökeres
Shartinelli Saka
Arroz Ghostegaard
Zubi
Poois-Smelly Goobriel Salibad Blanco
Gaya

>>150153495
i think theres a possibility keke starts on the left before being subbed at HT

madookie going to start Arteta wants us to accept him quickly

Teta has signed 40 players since being at Arsenal give or take, How many of them have actually been good?

So basically if we waited a week we could have signed the striker we actually wanted instead of some statpadding fraud that can't head a ball.

BREAKING from
@Football_LDN
:

Noni Madueke is set to get his FIRST DEBUT for Arsenal FC against Athletic Club in the Emirates Cup today.

He is expected to start at LW!

Lol, Pablo Mari is playing against United right now

>>150153164
none, just moved to a new place and bought new bed after sleeping on a mattres on the floor for a while.

>Merino already starting over Gyo

Pure comedy

hmmm

>>150154355
I'll be doing my part sending him hate messages irregardless of how he performs. I hope you do the same.

>>150154355
he'll be nervous. will play better on his second debut.

>>150155212
Wasn't Dowman supposed to leave for holiday last Wednesday?

Might be a display error.

>4-3-3
>Again
Manure will just low block us and smash us 3-1

Arsenal: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori, Zubimendi, Rice, Odegaard (C), Saka, Gyokeres, Martinelli

Subs: Kepa, Rojas, White, Mosquera, Kiwior, Zinchenko, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Lokonga, Merino, Madueke, Nwaneri, Nelson, Havertz

>>150155312
I'm guessing this is basically going to be the starting lineup from now on. With the exception of Calafiori obviously.

>>150155312
time to prove the doubters, the pessimists, the outers, the eternals ALL wrong.

Lineup is looking good, time to finally play a strong team in all positions. Not sure about calafiori over MLS though.

how prestigious is the Emirates Cup?

>>150155499
Second only to the world cup

If we don’t cook with this team we’re actually fucked

>>150155499
We've won it 8 times since 2007. You know how many trophies we've gone on to win in the seasons that we've won on it? Absolutely fuck all.

stream?

Poland and Indonesia giving me whiplash

new
>>150155727
>>150155727
>>150155727

>>150155650
one more hour lad. I was fooled by the GMT kick off time too.

>>150155749
starts in 5 bings la