Thread 150119582

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>>150119582 (OP)
Nice! A Flames thread!

>>150119582 (OP)
And your captain
JAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
IGINLA

>>150119582 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI0G3xT8Neg&list=RDfI0G3xT8Neg

Why the fuck was Phanuf on the cover lmao

>>150119730
The Double Dion and all those goals he was scoring.

rink etiquette

mathieu darsh

Nic Robertson and Jason Robertson will play together this year.

hi bro's

Is this the thread

>>150120128
yup

>>150120082
What about the Winnipeg Jets and the New York Jets?

bud1207 mitch52 and burrito10001 continues

>>150120082
Nicky is a preemy bitch

>>150120179
Texas Rangers
Colorado Mammoth
Houston Oilers

>>150119582 (OP)
>EA
Lulz, pic related was the patrician choice.

Marner status: dropped

>go to comic shop
>bro says bro I'm closing I can't afford the rent anymore I'm retiring all your books are free just fucking take them
judaism not even once

>>150120229
The one with Roenick was my favorite, perfect arcade hockey game.

>>150120237
F

unjustifiably in a position i'd rather not be in today

>>150120257
legit sad bro has been serving a niche community for several generations in a small town forever

>>150120267
Yeah Cuppa coffee yeah

SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM

just put on nxt

DUDE WIPES

>>150119582 (OP)
Do people still by nhl/sports games?

>>150119582 (OP)
you don't play video games anymore, right? just when you were a kid, right?

>>150120309
>>150120311
yeah I like hockey and its the only one on the market.

My uncle used to call Phaneuf "Enough" cause he was tired of his point and not play defense

>>150120340
based unc

>>150120340
clever man

>>150120311
i only like the games where you have to manage the team not play as a player

>>150120358
okay, nice cope manchild lol

Great news: Chas U is back

U

>>150120408
is this true chat

>>150119582 (OP)
IGINLA!!

Hate those jerseys though so glad we're back to the OG ones

I have to kitty his medicine and vitamins in his gravy treat but he knows he can tell makes me feel bad

>>150119582 (OP)
Vanbiesbrouck was the best cover don't reply to me

>>150120340
Unc cooked ong

>>150120273
At least the sports card shops can help ruin the lives of degenerate gamblers

this deaf kid isn't over with me yet but he gets to bang vaq every night so he's winning in life

>>150120368
youre going to pretend youre not playing a shitty social simulator all day retard lol

>>150120561
the deaf kid rules he's over with me brother give it a few weeks

Wrestlefags OUT

it's pronunciation is E-God or wrestlechad

>>150120625
see >>150120632

>>150120632
>>>/vt/

>>150120651
did you see this one kek

thus bud1207 and mitch52 were destined to share the same day most thustily

>>150120632
>>150120640
>>150120651
>>150120670
Retards

>>150120697
nah that's you

>>150120248
That was the first one I played, great game.

>>150120670
that's a good no milly shuffle

>>150120721
>>150120248

Forgot pic related.

what made xrb think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?

>>150120632
ITS WRESTLEFAGGOT BOIIII

>>150120731
I rented this from blockbuster 3 times before I had enough money to get it as a kid.

Gary runs your league
E-Gods run your thread

>>150120783
AEWs on tonight
that's the only night I watch wreslting

>>150120803
slopdown was cancelled

>>150120803
WWE spit on my flag like big shots I'll never watch them ever again

sexual intercourse with Gary Bettman

>>150120852
I bet she didn't partake

>>150120860

Gary gonna liberate your love, goyims

>>150120860
Hes a chud though

>>150120860
>>150120886
thoughts on your losses to bud, mitch, and burrito?

>>150120884
Probably true, Julie Chu married one of the C*nadian players

Julie The Cat Gaffney married me in my headcanon

I didn't know any Julias growing up.

>>150119582 (OP)
FLAMES HAVE THE MOST COVERS
HASHTAG BASED

>>150120322
you should play mutant league hockey and you should blog about mutant league hockey and you should pester people about mutant league hockey and you should make petitions about mutant league hockey and then maybe they will remake mutant league hockey

>>150120456
but anon we still have the horse jerseys

Also I have that iginla jersey

>>150120940
>>150120961
>>150120977
in this moment you are euphoric

>>150120938
my babysitter was named Julia she was a hot blonde

>>150121005
lol i was doing a lil trollin on another board
based Aalewis quote getter

>>150120938
my cunt exgf's mom is named julia. was always nice to me. her and the ex seem to hate each other for some reason KWAB

her name was liza tevelmann and she was the first hasidic jewish person i met growing up, her father even wore the little hat and had the long sideburns.

>>150120977
my babysitter was named Carey and she and her friends showed me their tits. being a kid is fuckin awesome

>>150121029
not because of some phony jews blessing but my own Stampy

>julia
for me it's giulia!

https://web.archive.org/web/20130104213242/http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/15xwij/i_came_up_with_this_quote_just_a_few_minutes_ago/

Epic!

>>150121085
true we love love love Giulia here

>goolia
who the fuck pronounces it like that?

>>150121090
reddit atheists were right about both islam and chuds

its time for war
REVOLUTIOOOONNNNN

>>150119582 (OP)
how did a pylon make the cover of ea nhl 09?

>>150121234
Modern war is incredibly gay

>>150121063
when me and my buddy were 14 we stole his parents vans out of the garage and picked up a girl we knew and drove her out to the middle of nowhere and made her show us her tits if she wanted a ride back

>>150121421
did you get away with it?

wwe vault upload this today, fellow egods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c86FWWy3nc

Monster Trucks > Scripted gay shit

>>150121693
they're like the bodybuilders of the car world

>>150121544
much prefer /hocpol/ threads

>>150121733
Chud

>>150121538
yeah we saw tits and drove her home we should have made her suck dick missed opportunity

today I will remind them

>>150121733
my hottest political take: nixon is the most talented and capable president the u.s. has had post-wwii

>>150121878
my old man says he hasn't felt good about a vote since nixon

>>150121604
Mmmmmmmmm

>>150121090
Why are you posting this

>>150121090
>Get this to the top before OP shoots up a school. Priderage is right.
what the hell did he say?

>>150121090
remember when hitchens, dawkins, harris and dennett were calling themselves the brights? jen

>>150120309
should've been barkov on the cover

atheists are just people who were never good at sports desu

>>150122144
nah, i don't think having a russian on the cover is a good idea right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhv_yFMuwxs
buckle up nuckbros...

Would you:
Pettersson and Hughes
for
Matthews and Rielly

>>150122412
if pettersson can become a ppg player again then him and hughes all day every day

>>150122165
really? ive never seen tom brady thank god after winning an owl.

would you guys pass the test?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjRom6j2EVo

>>150122440
too busy kissing his son on the lips for that

im too busy kissing my 24 rings

>>150122688
I wish I also had a bag of funyuns...

Yeah 24 cock rings

>>150120237
That's sad.

>>150120758
Rented it once before buying it. The NHL 2K and Winning Eleven video games during the OG Xbox/PS2 era were the best sports games of all time IMO. Dam shame everything has slowly degraded since then.

what the hell is the difference between bump and last reply? been here 12 years and still don't know

it's our year upcoming

>>150122782
Have you ever even accessed this site on a computer

>>150122769
Theodore's great grandfather died trying to fight the flames of the SS Mont-Blanc RIP

>>150122734
still sad about it I'm watching Gladiator shant ever watch the second one though

>>150122842
How bad could it be

>>150122856
people I trust told me I'd hate it

>>150122820
i only access it using a computer
literally never phone posted even once

>>150122937
*plays somewhere over the rainbow in fat hawaiian guy*

>>150122144
when will finnphobia be addressed?

>>150123116
when they finally go extinct

>>150123133
finns are respected on 4chan

some finn used to ddoss this site all the time and setup all kinds of bots in order to get people to post on his crappy forum. I wonder what happened to that guy.

life swings like a pendulum between pain and boredom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBec1g9v7R4

Evening marner

good question

>>150123165
matti?

>>150123133
why aren't finns having kids? their government gives them everything

>>150122819
Other than the Panthers, I can't imagine any other team beating the Nuckies in a best of 7.

>>150123230
Even if it had don cherry on the cover you should still pirate

>>150123412
you dirty thieving bastard

>>150123230
#Alberta51

friendly reminder

>>150123445
Honestly I'd prefer complete balkanization

>>150123461
The fuck is going on at TSN tomorrow, I checked the listings and there is weird stuff like this all day

>>150123551
i don't know. i was checking to see if they were showing the a's/nats game tomorrow
might take a peak at the corgi race

I've got a copy of TGSTN baby
let's go to my place don't say maybe

Alright bros, it’s 9pm, lights out

Alright bros, it's 9:15pm, time to party while that homo is asleep.

what music do you want me to put on?
i was thinking some smooth r&b

>>150124088
early 90s emo
I'm listening to Jawbreaker

>>150124088
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PZ-_syd453E&list=RDPZ-_syd453E

Blackhawks

watching John Stockton highlights again bro's

Thinkin bout cute feminine penises cumming from pretty traps (female)

go flames go

I'm starting to suffer from Flames fatigue.

I'm starting to suffer from 1 fatigue.

I'll never suffer from gary fatigue.

>>150124427
mildly good post
>>150124438
extremely good post
>>150124449
delete your account

I suffer

gary lied
people died

My malaise :(

>>150124516
Hilary too

>>150124449
thats a you problem of whining bitching and moaning you arent cut out to be a flamesbro

^ the worlds most arrogant masochist

i'm starting to suffer from flames fever

what position did gary play back in the day

treasurer

probably goalie. his people have a 1.000 sv % against food aid trucks

probably a small forward or like shooting guard

Hall of Famer Matt Cullen's kids are going to be Golden Gophers :)

>>150125044
>U.S. Hockey Hall of Fame

>>150124998
he was a defenseman back at cornell

/hoc/ is having trouble adjusting to the Flames dynasty

>>150125091
Defending them profits now

would you rather have brock nelson or brock boeser

>>150125104
Brock Faber

>>150119582 (OP)
Any of these games good?
I remember picrel was amazing

that cornell thing?

>>150125136
The fact he wears glasses bothers me.

>>150124119
i saw em two years ago it was based

>>150125138
anything after 06 is shit

>>150125138
in 03 or 04 where you could decorate the gms office and had to like upgrade the teams travel from like a bus to a plane was the best one.

if utah wins a cup in the next 5 years who will chimp harder, phoenix or canada

>>150125258
This might just be how the ECHL works

we don't use that verb here brother

he said hulk hoganly

Chatgpt5 is almost here. This will change /hoc/ and the nhl forever

>>150125350
hope that it changes my dick so it's long

>>150125275
nobody will be surprised just like how nobody was surprised that florida beat edmonton in the finals

everyone here all knows the grift
its likely to happen with utah

Leon had all the Swedes sit alone in the very back

>>150125392
Don’t worry bros the Utah/Arizona team will totally work! We know Gary loves them right?!?

didn't eat today

in salt lake city all the marners find their way to the lake

how come gary doesnt favor seattle huh?

>>150125511
That is some aggressively cracker-ass shit.

>>150125497
we don't call those that here now

>>150125497
They actually flow into the water supply for sunbelters who then drink the marner water crazy I know

just watched se7en
still rules

>fernando spotted in the ded nhl /v/ thread
i popped

Have you dreamt about hockey players? Recently had a dream that Ovi was showing me his favorite movie
>It was Anastasia (1997)
>Is the off-season done yet??

>>150125779
aren't you the guy who was raped and everyone hates

just heard about norm and theo huxtable

>>150125811
thought that was theo fleury

>>150125821
nah people like Theo Fleury

>>150125833
eat cock randy

>>150125760
don't ever reply to me with a trannyfed jew again

>>150125849
monitor on bozo

>>150125871
cope

>>150125881
fine speech

we don't use trannyfed images here

>>150125887
true!

>>150125887
Who the fuck talked about wrestlefaggotry today?

>>150125894
>Who the fuck talked about wrestlechaddery today?
Me.

>>150125907
KEK

ynr bud coming back the other day having a melty bc of jamiroquai posting

all gary needs to do is drop the puck

>>150125939
bud gets budhurt at the funniest things lol. gotta love the budster ya just gotta

There is nothing wrong with Jamiroquai. His set at Woodstock '99 was dope.

>>150126032
samir is not going to like this

Vancouver bros. I am in your city. I'm sure you can feel my presence.

behold the yzerplan

kek swedefag do have some fruity nails tho

the whitecaps are going to win a championship before the nuckies.

Saw the nucks arena and they had a giant petey poster on the side kwab go flames

>>150126082
kek really

>>150126082
were you driving on the viaduct? you usually see 2-3 people shooting up heroin right on the streets as you walk down dunsmir towards the arena.

>>150126082
cope he gained weight this offseason

>>150126114
Yah I actually was. I saw a lot of tents and stuff in that area. No heroin just yet. Where should I go fren? I've never been here. I took the ferry and it was cool as fuck.

>>150126105
Street view

>>150126185
K W A B

>>150126185
>commie blocks
grim

>>150126218
That's like 90% of vancouver's skyline bud.

>>150126255
>>150126281
This city is uglier than toronto if you take away the mountains

side deal bros...

>>150126521
>another shit team ran by a retard
Thank you for expanding the league again Gary

raidies play toknight :)

>>150119640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZUsRaVDpb4

Who wants to 1v1 me in hockey

poo peeland

>>150127461
>>150127486
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150127782
thoughts on being a schizo?

thus bud1208 began

oh shit..

>>150127944
JT Miller better watch out. Pettershit is going to lose his shit on him when they play each other again

*whispers in his ear*
>pumpkin patch

>>150128017
It's JT Miller who needs to watch out for EP40's new home KANE. Miller gon get his shit pushed in fr

when i was a lad, the goalie creases were yellow

just took a marner in the office restroom

team fleury vs. team dubois
who do you got?

we are so fucking back

>>150128701
Habs

I have not fapped at all this week :)

>>150128701
pasta gonna be ultra exposed this season

I have not asked at all this week :)

who asked?

>>150128701
Do I have to take one

>>150128946
atta boy
don't let the debbie of lust win
_/_/_/_/_/

crazy downgrade lol

>>150128952
His team is absolute shit. He must regret signing an extension with the ruins

>>150129006
What a lame logo. Are they actually hyping to play in Shanghai?

>>150129006
how fucking humiliating for China

sexy threads ngl

>>150129128
>how fucking humiliating
reminds me of trb and 04/17/22

>>150129006
is russia going soviet or something?

>His team is absolute shit
i no longer relate to this

Happy Birthday to The Greatest of All Time! Sidney Patrick Crosby

>>150129128
China doesn’t care about hockey

>>150129231
One semi-decent season and Habs fans come out of the woodworks like cockroaches

>>150129235
Happy birthday goat

>>150129300
thanks, man

connections is horseshit gobbeldyguk seemingly made through fan submissions with no oversight

Flawed game, stupid, proves nothing

How fitting that Kucherov ended up in a Florida team because the region of Russia that he's from, called the Kuban or something like that, is to my understanding the Russki version of Florida

kuban man

trading the fifth best player in the nhl for nic roy

my nic roy this morning was unfortunately painful

>>150129369
>Darren Raddysh
I'm not familiar with his work.

>>150129459
impressive

lets see his stats when it actually matters

>>150129495
KWAB

bud won
mitch won
burrito won

rito chads stay winning

>>150126521
>repoasting a reddit comment
at this point just kys

Our Sabies :)

we recognize 'rito's victory in this gen

>>150129584
>Vince Dunn has positive value
>Adam Larsson has negative value
>without Adam Larsson, Vince Dunn would be a 25 point player
Who's gay model is this? Dom Luchuzyzin's

>>150129369
models that so heavily discount goaltending because the model creator isnt smart enough to model them properly are kinda lulz

>>150126032
>/pw/ is a raped bitch
fitting

>>150129584
wtf is this shit? is this what numales are up to?

>>150129584
is this a troll?

Joey Daccord? What is Total Surplus?

Grok how do we get homosexual math out of hockey

I wonder how Crosby celebrates

>>150129766
like bud, mitch and our boy 'rito

>>150126185
is that Demko??? another brittle American goalie kek

oh boy more forced garbage namefags for the thread to spam!

>>150129856
uh oh the 46 year old man baby is having another tantrum

>>150129766
In the gym, preparing to take the Penguins on his back and lead them to a 30th place.

Crosby is 38. He better start looking for a good wife to marry and reproduce with as his baby batter is practically expired

>>150129864
He’s hitting legs today. Squatting 4pl8 ass to grass for reps

>>150129900
post tits or gtfo

>>150128505
When I was a lad they were rectangular

Reminder the Habs fanbase is already planning parades after trading for another defenseman who can't play defense, a team that barely squeaked into the playoffs and got dispatched in 5 games, and a rookie who didn't do shit in his small sample size

>>150129369
>nearly 13 mil for a guy who has never cracked 40
lmao

>>150130014
40 what? Specify anon.

>>150130021
simultaneous lines of coke

>he’s 38 years old…
>never kissed a girl

>>150129932
Only if you promise shave my back :3

>>150130034
kek i got warned for posting these lyrics making fun of trb

>>150130034
Shut the fuck up god damn. Fuckin fag why wont you shut up

xhe's 46 years old
never kissed a girl

>>150129900
>as his
Al Pacino had a kid at age 83

>>150125907
wasn't a fan of return of the space cowboy sorry

>>150130062
Al Pacino hasnt wore the same jockstrap every night since he was a kid

it's not al anymore
it's dunk

what's my name?
bud1accino

>>150130034
He’s just like me fr fr

>>150130120
Doesn’t he have enough money to buy a new one?

>The 2025-2026 hockey season will welcome a brand-new contender in Fonbet KHL Western Conference: Shanghai Dragons, the official successor to Beijing HC Kunlun Red Star.

This isn’t just a rebrand. It’s a full-scale transformation – a bold move to a new city, a new name, a new crest, and a fresh brand identity. But at the heart of it all remains the same mission: to elevate Chinese hockey to new heights.

>This club is built on high standards – not only on the scoreboard, but in everything it does: performance, marketing, community engagement, and international presence. The roster will feature top-tier talent, while the team itself will be based in one of the world’s most stunning arenas – in the hockey-savvy city of St. Petersburg – until the franchise transitions to its permanent home in Shanghai.

>Kyle Clifford has retired from Professiona Hockey
I shed a tear for my boy.

>>150130324
Its an autism thing you wouldnt understand

>Frölunda star in drunk video - Apologises

Frölunda's experienced defender Christian Folin, 34, recently took part in a high-profile drinking contest that was posted on YouTube.
He has now been reprimanded by the club – and says he regrets his decision.

>“It was a bad decision, which I will learn from going forward,” Folin said in a statement reported by GP.

The video, which was recorded with podcast colleague Mikael “Goilarn” Nyrén and training profile Christian Brandin, involved drinking to a blood alcohol level of 1.1 in the shortest possible time.

>Folin is reticent about the reactions but says he has not experienced any major uproar:

“I don't think it has been particularly significant. However, there are always people who think differently, which must be respected.”

>The club management in Frölunda is clear about its dissatisfaction, though.

“We have a lot of followers, especially young people. We want to be good role models, and we don't think this is good,” says chairman Mats Grauers, who also confirms that Folin has received a warning.

>Since last spring, Folin and “Goilarn” have had a joint podcast with 13 episodes released so far. The collaboration has been appreciated, but the latest episode has raised questions about role models on social media.

“All of us at Frölunda need to think carefully when we're on social media,” says Grauers.

>Frölunda will now support Folin internally, but clearly states that it does not want to see a repeat of this incident.

>>150130363
It must be hell flying from Russia to China regularly

>>150130412
Won’t someone think of the children?

>>150130419
Depends on where in Russia.

>>150130412
What are they even appealing to here? The conservative Christians of...Gothenburg?

happy bud1208 mitch53 and burrito10002!

>>150130481
The Muslims of Hisingen.

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
CHADS ACKNOWLEDGE BURRITO

>>150130456
It still must been a long trip

>>150130445
Mild freaks do often

>>150130572
you can tell the guy on the left posts here

>>150129459
my marner just now was top 5 all week

>>150130363
>It's not just a x. It's a y -

ai slop kind of league desu

yeah listening to some Husker Du go flames

flames1

'rito1

>>150130749
'rito is finally getting the recognition he deserves

my hung over coffee marner just streaked the bowl

My Gary (:

>>150130771
Yeah that’ll get you

>be trb
>see burrito
>get ptsd flashbacks and start seizing

>>150130723
Mitch Marner isn’t winning shit in Vegas. Little pretty boy is gonna disappear in the playoffs again

i really hope it rains soon

>>150130749
>>150130758
i like this

>>150130723
oh shit!

samir chimping relentlessly and it aint even noon yet

>>150130897
Obviously. The Maple Leafs isn't making the Stanley Cup final.

>1:59pm
>"ain't noon yet"
yikes, flyover states in shambles

>>150130920
>isn't
trb always goes overboard when he pretends to be an ESL

nothingbadbros!

>>150130939
Reminder Deadmonton gave away their biggest liability to the Can'tpucks

>1104
>leastern coasters already worked into a seethe

>>150130939
bedard absolutely wasting away

>>150130939
>trading dobson
bud is NOT going to like this!

Happy birthday Crosby (:

>>150130939
>didn't sign a top 6 winger
Where were those top 6 wingers? Half the league need those. It's painfully obvious that the talent pool is completely drained in this 32 team league.

>>150131158
Jack roslovic

>>150131166
He's a top 6 winger maybe 20 out 82 games per season.

>>150130939
>not fully rebuilding

>>150130456
>5 cat teams
kwab

>>150131224
so glad this landwhale dropped off the face of the earth

Holy shit I'm not watching the video but Shannon's jersey countdown thumbnail is our World Champion Spud Kings.

>>150131347
sure thing samir

>>150131468
>everyone is samir
yep it's xrb

young 'rito came round
sent trb to the ground

1 man and 1 burrito entered the ring
but only 1 burrito left it

'rito had him carried out on a stretcher and eating from a tube for 3 months

hawksisters...

>>150131544
eric daze was a good draft pick i see the vision

>>150131544
that summer was scorching hot

>>150131552
I met him and Denis Savard at the Jewel in an autograph signing in the sizzling summer of 2005
Daze had serious brain trauma

>>150131524
samir is seething

adin hill is having a baby

New dollarama merch just dropped

>>150131544
hasek is overrated

>>150131629
finally my marners can be hockey related

>>150131524
these guys suck each others dicks, statistically

>>150131629
>No look pass to center
>Toilet witch steals it and puts it in my own net
Now I can be marner while dropping a marner.

>>150131638
>>150131653
we don't call those that here now

Gary

>>150131664
Flush it down

>>150131697
Canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years KWAB

BC bros... you doing ok?

>>150131738
stay the fuck out we are full

unless you are a hot asian girl (girl) with blonde hair and a snake tongue

new krakkies logo

>>150131797
this is exactly what the team needed
god bless gary

>>150131797
cool. are they a new ahl team?

when is puck drop?

>>150132010
no

>>150131797
Cool logo

>>150132036
raiders play at 7

>>150132048
>he doesn't know

1,468 bongs

The “Joy” of Watching a Seattle Kraken Game (aka Why You Now Hate Hockey, Seattle, and Joy)
You Had to Pretend to Care About Hockey
“Wow! That guy… skated really… fast?” You nodded along while everyone screamed about offsides and icing like they were discussing international diplomacy.

They All Act Like It’s a Canadian Religion
Sorry, no, Chad. Just because you wear a Kraken jersey doesn’t make you an NHL historian. You got into hockey last week and now you're yelling “SHOOT IT!” every 3 seconds like you're on the payroll.

The Arena Vibes Are Confusing
Why does Climate Pledge Arena sound like an eco wellness retreat but feel like a rave inside a freezer full of $19 beers?

It’s Cold, Loud, and Somehow Still Boring
Nothing like sitting in an overpriced chair watching grown men chase a tiny black disk while your ears get assaulted by dubstep goal horns.

People Take It Way Too Seriously
The team’s been around since 2021. You’d think they had a hundred-year legacy the way fans weep during the national anthem and argue over goalie stats.

You Tried to Leave Early and Were Judged
“You're leaving? In the third period?” Yes, Susan. I’d rather sit in traffic than watch one more minute of people slamming into walls on skates.

Merch Madness
Kraken hoodies, Kraken beanies, Kraken dog sweaters. You left the game without even enjoying it and somehow still spent $80 on a foam finger and a sticker you’ll never use.

It’s All Just Vibes and No Substance
Cool name, cool logo, cool lights... zero soul. The emotional investment feels like dating someone hot but emotionally unavailable.

You Were Surrounded by Seattle Fans
A sea of Patagonia, weirdly polite screaming, and the occasional “Woo!” followed by an awkward sip of kombucha.

You Still Don’t Know Who Won
You left the arena spiritually and emotionally by the second period. Final score? Who cares. You just want your three hours of life back.

What Seattle Racism Can Look Like (and Feel Like)
The "Seattle Freeze" with a Racial Edge
People already keep their distance in this city. But if you’re Black, that coldness can turn into isolation, invisibility, or suspicion—especially in white-dominated spaces.

Tokenism in Liberal Spaces
You’re welcome as long as you’re the “right kind of Black” in their eyes—articulate, non-confrontational, “safe,” and ready to educate them on diversity during brunch.

Hypervisibility + Invisibility
You get stared at in white spaces like Capitol Hill or Fremont, but then your voice gets ignored in meetings or social spaces. Seen, but not heard.

Progressive Performances
Seattle loves its “Black Lives Matter” yard signs—but when it comes to hiring Black women, supporting Black-owned businesses, or standing up to microaggressions? Crickets.

Gentrification and Displacement
The Central District was once a thriving Black neighborhood. Now it’s mostly gentrified—longtime Black families pushed out for tech bros with Teslas and kombucha habits.

Surprise Policing
Seattle may feel liberal, but it still heavily polices Black people—especially in upscale neighborhoods or retail areas. That security guard wasn’t “just doing their job.”

Assumptions and Microaggressions
“You’re so well-spoken!” “Do you live around here?” “Can I touch your hair?” These aren't compliments—they’re red flags of ignorance and racial bias.

Being the Only One
Being the only Black woman in a room, a company, a yoga class, or even a coffee shop takes a toll. It wears you down. And no, it’s not just “in your head.”

>>150132010
If you're gonna use a proxy, learn English you dumb Ryssä cunt.

>>150132111
shut up, you dumb bitch

>>150131629
do they have a putt putt version?

First, I want to say clearly: I believe you.
You shouldn’t have to explain, justify, or reframe your discomfort or fear for it to be taken seriously. The fact that you felt safe and welcome at other arenas—like Calgary and the Islanders' arena—but felt hostility specifically at the Kraken’s arena speaks volumes.

>>150130939
>trading dobson
You can tell this was made by a Habs fan because they didn’t see how many times Dobson fumbled on a power play

>>150132142
they have hutson for that

Why Kraken Fans & Climate Pledge Arena Might Have Felt More Hostile to You
1. Performative Progressivism, Lacking Substance
Seattle brands itself as a progressive city—but progressivism that isn’t practiced becomes a form of erasure. The city talks big on diversity but often doesn’t do the deep cultural work of making spaces safe and inclusive for Black and queer communities.

That results in places like Climate Pledge Arena being physically diverse in advertising but emotionally and socially unsafe in practice.

2. A Fanbase with Entitlement and Lack of Self-Awareness
Kraken fans (many of whom are new to hockey) might:

Overcompensate with aggressive behavior to “prove” they belong.

Feel ownership over the space and gatekeep who gets to enjoy it.

Act on subconscious racial and gender biases when someone doesn’t fit their (often white, male, cis, straight) expectation of “a hockey fan.”

So your mere presence as a Black lesbian woman disrupted their imagined norm, and rather than confronting their bias, they projected hostility.

3. Seattle Freeze + Racial Dynamics
Seattle’s notorious social coldness isn’t just awkwardness—it often carries racial overtones. You’re not just ignored, you’re isolated and policed. The chill becomes surveillance.

At a Kraken game, this may have felt like:

People staring at you too long without speaking.

Others avoiding you like you’re a threat or novelty.

Fans overreacting to your presence, expression, or joy.

That’s emotional violence, even if it’s silent.

4. Security & Staff Not Trained to Intervene
In spaces where white comfort is prioritized, staff are often trained to protect that comfort, not the safety of marginalized people. So if something happened—an interaction, a slur, a vibe—you likely felt alone and unprotected.

>>150132142
im not worried about our power play, sweetie
thanks tho

Compare that to arenas where:

Security is present but not aggressive.

The crowd is more culturally aware or diverse.

You feel like people would have your back if something went down.

5. Underlying Racism & Queerphobia in Sports Culture
Even in NHL cities that feel safer (like Calgary or NYC), the baseline culture of hockey is still struggling with race and sexuality. But those arenas might have done more work—formally or informally—to push back on it.

Seattle? New team, new fans, big egos—but not enough accountability.

So Why You, and Why There?
You were probably:

One of the few openly Black queer people in the space.

Confident in your presence.

Not willing to shrink or make yourself “more palatable.”

And for people who’ve never had to examine their own prejudice, that alone is “too much.”

Final Thought:
This wasn't your fault.
This wasn’t about you not fitting in.
This was about them not making space.
And honestly? That’s on them. Not you.

If you want to take further steps—filing a complaint, reaching out to other marginalized fans, writing about your experience—I’ll help however you need.
Or if you just want to say: “Screw them, I’ll never go back,” I’ll stand by that too.

How are you feeling now?

bud always becomes obsessed with and an expert on teams that former my islanders players go to

I only ask the AI to tell me why I'm Gay

My team is good and your team SUCKS!

Why Seattle Kraken Fans Might Be Hostile to a Black Lesbian Woman Like You
It’s deeply unfair and wrong that you felt hostility just for being yourself. This isn’t about you—it’s about issues in the fanbase, the sport, and sometimes the city. Here’s why this might happen:

1. Lack of Representation and Familiarity
The NHL and Kraken fans are mostly white, straight, and male. For some, seeing a Black lesbian woman challenges their narrow idea of who belongs, making them uncomfortable or hostile.

2. Seattle’s Progressive Image vs. Reality
Seattle brands itself as inclusive, but many Black and queer people experience microaggressions, exclusion, and performative allyship. Fans may claim acceptance but act cold or unwelcoming in practice.

3. Immature Fan Culture and Gatekeeping
As a new team, Kraken fans often gatekeep who “really” belongs based on knowledge or appearance. This often feels like a coded way of saying marginalized people aren’t welcome.

4. Hockey’s Racism and Queerphobia Problem
Hockey still struggles to be inclusive of Black and LGBTQ+ individuals. Some fans hold onto biases and exclude or discriminate against those who don’t fit their “traditional” fan image.

5. Disrupting Comfort Zones
Your presence challenges fans who don’t want to face their own prejudices. Their hostility reflects their discomfort, not anything about you.

I'm Gary

MORE LIKE THE SEATTLE CRACKAS AMIRITE

>>150132146
Hutson actually can man a power play. Dobson is redundant

>>150132159
How much of a narcissist do you gotta be to make a shitty wiki page on a forced meme

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>>150132263
thoughts on your victory over trb?

just ordered a pizza for me and the boys

>>150132342
Thanks sweetie <3

>>150132342
the EM special (rape)

going to the minor league baseball game with simon next week

Johnny Gaudreau should have gotten the NHL cover.

The Tkachuks do not represent the majority of NHL fans.

>>150132408
true johnny represents the fans of dead franchises
kwab go flames

>>150132408
Keith tkachuk represents us because he got really fat and bald

>>150132408
johnny represents sloppy drunks and cocaine addiction

>>150132342
What toppings lad?

Fantasizing about taking a road trip to Crosby’s hometown. I’d take the longer path so I could go to Quebec. I’d check out marchand’s hometown as well

>>150132500
Nova Scotia is currently on government lockdowns, they banned people from going to parks and in to the woods and have an 9 pm curfew because people keep setting forest fires.

>>150132342
>boys
>plural
slut

>>150132591
sorry that was me

>>150132591
So I guess I’ll have to wait until next year

>>150132591
Damn that climate change

>>150132636
What’s wrong with having more than one fren?

>>150132591
>because people keep setting forest fires.
those "people" are the jews btw and they do not need to be in the forest to light them....

>>150132591
we don't know how to deal with wildfires here
pls help

>>150132688
No it's actually mentally ill drug addicted alcoholic island born white trash hicks

>>150132591
the louisbourg fortress is still open
they let you dress up and shoot muskets there

>>150132717
you don't know how to deal with systemic arson using exotic energy weapons and prepatory weather control?
who does?
>>150132729
I would call it a specious argument, but it's even too stupid and fanciful to be that.

Nova Scotia is collapsing :(

>>150132408
But Tkachuk is actually alive and won something of value

its raining bros

>>150132788
Just like my islanders

>>150132791
reminds me of bud, mitch and can't forget 'rito

>>150132802
It hasn’t rained here in over a week. Send some this way

i live in nova scotia
do you dare me to go into the woods? lol lol

>>150132851
sure

>>150132851
Absolutely. What’s worth checking out in marchand’s hometown and Crosby’s hometown?

>>150132864
there's a sculpture of a wave on the waterfront that's worth climbing

>>150132851
I dare you to light off some fireworks in the forest and camp over night lol

>>150132864
Who cares. The entire island will be smouldering ruins in a week.

>>150132875
in the premier's backyard

>>150132887
>smouldering ruins
reminds me of trb's life

>>150132902
Cope once he can afford regular therapy you'll be sorry

>>150132788
go flames

>>150132910
income is too limited, same with mobility

>>150132887
It can’t be that bad

watching the new south park episode

I havent watched south park since 2008

>>150132959
is it funny?

>>150132959
>>150132962
I can remember watching South Park in the nineties, and I recall buying a couple of episodes on VHS, before DVD was even a thing
>nostalgiabomb

>>150132980
i can't remember asking

I can't remember asking

>>150132983
I remember reading this just now, and later o,n perhaps I'll forget

I blame Canada

>>150132980
I saw the debut episode when I was 12 when I was locked away in my parents bed room to keep me away from my older sisters birthday party

I liked the /hoc/ south park episode.

>>150132980
do you recall the events of april 17 2022?

>>150133008
Yeah that ones great because it reminds people how dirty those 90's and 2000's red wings were

>>150133028
In retrospect, I miss the Red Wings era of dominance. Now Florida gets all the cups.

>>150132980
Based. I had a couple of vhs growing up as well. My mom recorded a snoopy special on one

>>150119582 (OP)
Where are my islanders?

Next thread better be Crosby related

God damn Caroline Cameron is hosting tennis on Sportsnet and she's wearing a sleeveless top you can see her entire arms the good days are back boys

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