Thread 150119680

SuperCoach edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Melbourne Storm v Brisbane Broncos
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
AAMI Park, Melbourne
1.51-2.57
>A heavyweight clash to begin Round 23. The Storm have their eyes on the Minor Premiership, while the Broncos are within striking distance for the Top 4. The second placed Storm have won four of their last five matches, including a disciplined 16-10 victory over the Eels in Round 22. The sixth placed Broncos are also in strong form, winning four of their last five and coming off a stunning 60-14 demolition of the Rabbitohs. The Storm welcome back lock Trent Loiero, adding stability to a forward pack that supports the star-studded spine of Ryan Papenhuyzen, Cameron Munster, and Harry Grant. Jahrome Hughes is still out with a shoulder injury. The Broncos receive a monumental boost with the return of superstar prop Payne Haas from an infection, joining the creative quartet of Reece Walsh, Ezra Mam, Adam Reynolds, and Ben Hunt who were unstoppable against Souths. Melbourne holds a staggering historical dominance over Brisbane, having won 42 of their 57 encounters since 1998 . This dominance is particularly pronounced at AAMI Park, a venue that has become a graveyard for visiting Broncos teams. Brisbane's attack was potent against Souths, but Melbourne's defence at AAMI Park is a tougher challenge. The return of Haas is crucial for the Broncos' forward pack, but the Storm's historical dominance at home makes them slight favourites in this classic clash of styles.
Storm 1-12 2.85
Storm 13+ 2.75
Broncos 1-12 3.60
Broncos 13+ 6.50
Storm -6.5 1.94 Broncos +6.5 1.87

My Wife Quincy Dodd

More like your husband Lewis Dodd hahaha faggot

I dunno about this one. Gonna say Poocos just because

A message to my “opponent” this weekend.

I’ve been heeming cunts all year with minimal effort. Including you. What makes you think this week will be any different? My power level is absolutely maximum and undeniable but I suppose you’ll have to, once again, learn the hard way. Brace yourself.

>>150122645
Based Sangster

lets go broncos

>>150122645
Bit harsh Guru

BRONCGODS!!!!

its getting tighter and tighter in the family tipping comp so don't forget!! xoxo

>12 posts today
Meanwhile the SC chat has had about 50 in just the past hour. You outsiders need to sort out your shit.

>>150124322
>its getting tighter and tighter
That’s what she said

Tonight honourable gaijin, we weather the Storm!

Predicting Storm 44 Broncos 8

>>150124462
Based liar, I mean whistling ad

N
Guru
Brick Shidders
Milky

EZPZ

is hughes back poorm are sloppy without him poocos will just need to stay ahead if they want to win

Hughes is out for the season, hughes blow for the storm

both hughes and howarth are out for the storm.

>>150124532
What about the minor games? Us spastics matter too :(

>>150124906
I’ll check after work and report back

>>150124906
Better than those of us in spots 17-20

STUDBACK

Decent boozer

£7 for a pint and a diet coke for the missus five minutes from the Opera House too. Not actually that bad when a pint up Norf is hitting £5-6

>>150125912
>it's roasts
>compliment
Opinion disregarded.

>>150125912
>expecting meat as a pumpkin replacement
Based retard

>>150125896
>pint up Norf is hitting £5-6
fucking hell £7 is a jug here

>>150124532
The apology should be as loud as the disrespect -remember that.

>>150126344
No idea what you mean lad

humble after you stumble

Irish get the lotion out because Latrell is fucking BACK

meant black

I won’t stumble. Those are the objectively correct predictions.

Storm 44 - Broncos 0
The Broncos will concede 44 points in 20 minutes and then all of their pants will fall down and they will go the sheds in shame and fly back to Brisbane where a bunch of arse-kissers will tell them it's okay because some guys who wore similar jerseys 20 years ago were good

Only bet I'm putting on tonight.

BOTW - Maddie Studdon - FTS - $26

>>150126653
the most absurd rear end on planet earth

>>150126614
>>150126642
Thanks, ancientvoodutrout

PUT MY FAV PLAYER STAGGS IN FOR 3 TRIES WOOOOOOOOOO

Tipping Broncos (unironically)

>The Storm have won 16 of their last 17 games against the Broncos.
they're due
>The Broncos have not won at AAMI Park since 2016.
they're due
>Storm fullback Ryan Papenhuyzen has scored seven tries in six games against the Broncos.
break his legs
>Broncos captain Adam Reynolds has won only three out of 20 games against the Storm.
he's due
>Storm captain Harry Grant will play his 100th game for the club.
his teammates hate him and will stuff up on purpose

Just withdrew my super and put it on the Storm

your mom's a storm

Tipping BroncGODS

>>150126771
Welcome lad.

*storms off*

Dolly Parton wrote Islands In The Stream while taking a bath

ez back then nothing to worry about and all the chords and shit weren't used already

look at the poocos jersey they didn't even bother washing them!!

Good song https://youtu.be/lOghARaGPuw?si=M72PhnHcVH4oZPeJ

>abo round
oh good 8 welcome to countrys

based maam skipped the vape

>>150126998
Bee Gees wrote it m8

Muting until kickoff.

>>150127068
If that's true why don't Redcliffe use it, huh?

>>150127043
Not for me. Got the telly on mute.

ohhh its the acknowledgement now huh and they're getting the players to say some shit

Maōri queens

>>150127076
They have that sick trumpet intro.

Cobbo hattrivk watch

>fuckwitta
FUCK

A lot of late starts
A lot of missed kick offs

>>150127086
I love that

>>150127084
Is it pink?

stop trying to milk aura fucking walsh head on the game

He's trying to injure Poops, it's the correct approach

NOT a good sign already on the backfoot

You now remember Remus Smith

My try song would be >this is my fight song get my life back song

>>150127129
she looks reptilian

>>150127146
incel

wouldn't mind a few broncos tries to settle my nerves tbqh

>>150127135
https://youtu.be/hjJOQ7bBfCs

that's close

NICE TRY (no try) STAGGS

>>150127175
Based top 9.5 poster

I like this golden gaytime jersey to be honest

My pregame song would be Mongolian throat singing

Not sure whether Connor Watson or Isaiya Katoa is the better play, the Roosters Dolphins game could result in either peem dominating...

poorm are getting way too many ez meters, madge should have told them to not let them do that

should have put tits souths last on sunday, end the round with spoonbowel

>abo round
heh yes most are

Holy fuck footy players are such 80iq grugs

FUCKING WALSH WTF ARE YOU DOING

It's 5am Sunday morning kickoff. I'll do my best

REECE

oh no no no

Gronkos

DON'T TAKE THE FUCKING POO

GG BroncGODS

>>150127239
Why are you up wtf

Games gone

Walsh is very talented at alot of things. Passing the ball is not one of them

It's funny how whenever there is a 3 digital iq half back he's treated as some sort of God on the field

Guys new meme
>Peece Palsh

Walsh will do 3 amazing things each game but all his other involvements are pure dogshit

>>150127269
based 2 digital iq haver

I really wish the poo curse was not real, but it's real.

At this point is Reynolds just stat padding for the all time scoring record?

>>150127205
Katoa IMO, higher upside. Twink is killing all the other pooster players attack stats. Isukko is carrying an injury too so Katoa might kick.

>>150127261
Souths game on Sunday is at 5am here and I'll try to get up for it

new meme adam reynolds

THATS MY FAV PLAYER

I'd say marginally Katoa they're different sorts of players though so it depends on the team. Watson is a good fit at Poosters

The first thing you should be doing on Sunday morning is partaking in holy communion not worshipping footy players

>>150127277
If it was that important to him he would have taken up the Tigers 2 year deal

BroncGODS blocking themselves

>>150127294
Your eucharist sir

REYNOLDS DOWN

GOATES GOATES GOATES

he went out

WOW

KEK brokenolds

Missing the game because I've got the fucking SLOWEST uber driver in the world lads

>>150127303
You will wish you were never born

JUST TAKE THE FUCKING TACKLE A LITTLE MORE IN FIELD. YOU HAVE A FULL SET.

Unlucky

adam reynolds

cobGOD

man made of glass is OUT

He got greedy. No try

CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD

KEK BROKECOS

REYNOLDS? DED
MONKEY? DED
BRONKEKS? FUCKING DED

>>150127316
Tell him you want to connect to the stereo
https://youtu.be/IsNXLrTaJ5o

>poo curse isnt real
>poo taker breaks
>opp team scores

>>150127334
>>opp team scores

kek nice halves Spooncos ya spastics

Reminder wingers are the least footballers of all footballers and he should've stayed 5m in they'd ez score that set or milk a professional foul possibly.
Props are smarter than wingers

I’ve never seen the poo curse hit so hard

I thought he was supposed to be fast

>>150127334
>lose your 5/8

Monkey deserved to hurt his knee given that pass he threw.

why the fuck would madge tell them to injure themselves???? poocos need a new coach

>>150127278
Yeah, I am mostly worried about the Dolphins shitting the bed and getting no attacking stats/goal kicking opportunities, Watson is almost a guaranteed 50 win or lose, but the upside is the thing, as you say.

4 digit iq coates playing the long game
He can do that run again and again
Broncos don't have that level of conditioning

>>150127360
>wishing injuries on players
*steps very very far away from you*

>>150127317
?

What IS the broncos game plan

I think if you have 100+ iq you won't be able to make it in footy you just need to be a 70iq low inhib grug to make it in this sport

this Bronx jersey making me crave a yogo lads

>>150127384
madge has differed that question to the senior leadership team

Walsh is definitely gonna fuck something up tonight and either bomb or concede a try maybe two

>>150127384
Score more points than the other team

>>150127387
for me it's dolce de lecce vanilla ice cream

pass it next time silly head

>>150127385
Liam martin has 4 premierships

>>150127380
>sacrilegious post about the holy Eucharist
You can fool fools but only a fool try's to fool God

wtf is with Riki going for kicks every touch lmao

poocos bros...

now cob is dead

Why aren't there any orthodox christian footy players?

MISTER ANDERSON

Beauty of a try

good defence

>>150127387
>ah me lunch

>>150127395
All teams should do this desu senpai

Don't worry BronxNation, you can make next year all about the 20th anniversary of your last achievement and make a serious push in '27

>>150127414
They all pla soccer

>*trips*
>still evades 4 defenders
I'm thinking the broncos need to relocate up north

Brisbane is phins turf now

>>150127414
There are. What a silly question, Greece were at the WC and there's loads of Serbs playing. Pretty sure there's even been a Orthodox captain of Australia (I'd have to check)

I offer now as to say the poo curse isn't real

>>150127364
Katoa’s base is about 35 so if worse came to worse you aren’t losing that much if the phins full on shit the bed. In practice though his floor looks like it’s about 45-50. One good attacking play and he’s outperforming Watson I think.

Think Cobbo should be taken off tbqh. Gotta look after his health

SHAKE IT OFF COBBO YOU GET TWO TRAMADOLS AT HALFTIME YOU'LL BE SWEET AS BRA

>>150127428
>merge them with the Mackay Cutters
Mackay Broncos has a good sound to it

Think I want broncos to win now that they’ve reached absolute underdog status.

yeah haas never loses em

What the

worked out ok got them in there own ten

Yeah if harry could stop busting tackles that’d be great

Harry Grant has been in Victoria for too long AFL ahh kick

Nah let him cook fr

Haas is upset

6 AGAIN
A
G
A
I
N

No poo giga chad strategy

>>150127505
he cute

Fraudulent try

its ogre

Nice lads
Can hit the hay early me thinks

Pappy gonna lead the Dutch to world cup glory one day

So Melbourne are allowed to tackle defenders now? A Broncos defender gets taken out from behind by a Storm cunt while attempting a tackle

Madge clearly over training his players, causing injuries

>Jye Gray has been offered 900 million dollars
wtf

The poo curse is real. Reynolds dead. Carcrash dead. Walkabout dead.

>Not even going to the sheds and just huddles up in the middle of the field

Someone tell the Broncos it's not Under 8s anymore

its not so much a curse as much as its a tell
its screaming to the opposition "we are scared so we're going to take the ez points because we have zero confidence in ourselves"
thats why it seems like a curse because opposition peems see it as a huge weakness and take full advantage
now if you choose to run at their line now they're scared now they're thinking "oh shit they're here to play"

Melbourne looking elite

adam reynolds

Based Chemist Warehouse whistling ad

>>150127566
you sound like level 3 junior prospect leadership material so leave the leadership up to the senior leadership team you know the guys that madge takes to fancy dinners and everything, alright thanks

then explain two broncuck players getting struck down

Coates will score in the second half.

Today anon learns players get injured sometimes

1 is 42 years old the other had a weakened leg from being side-lined for 2 months

Could one of you learned rugby league historians tell me the last time the Brisbane Broncos won an NRLM Premiership?

No such thing as NRLM m8

>>150127614
2023 while I was in Singapore

How can every analyst in the NRL not realise that kicking the penalty goal puts your team at a disadvantage. Is it just pride.

Two hamstrings is pretty unlucky

storm are going to think they're back after defeating this 0.5 broncos peem

On the bright side broncuck customers, you can’t fall out of the 8 this week.

Based whistling ad

>they're due
Eventually but not this time

He never said what they were due for

just woke up gentlemen, how are my broncoids doing

>pre-order something that releases today from jb hi fi
>hear nothing from them
>poocos losing and injuries abound
not my day

Need more BSAs watching

We have one and he does just fine

FUCKING DO SOMETHING WALSH YOU USELESS CUNT

careful what you wish for lol

Wouldn't it be funny if the Broncos lost every game from here on out and missed the 8 lol

I'm letting the senior leadership peem you said that

Lewis Dodd you are a Brisbane Bronco

>>150127673
What was it champ?

Elite

>>150127711
nice dubs
https://youtu.be/RkFKbd0LraY?si=zFPGlEXgpGvUqO3u

>>150127711
Phins will heem them next week. So will poorm in the round 27 rematch. Knights and Cows are a chance if Adam and Monkey are out long term.

feeling virginal lads

WALSH FUCKING WATCHED THEM DO THAT ????????

KEK

FRAUDS

This fucking alarm noise they play after every try is fucking irritating I hate Victorians so much

matt dufty would have stopped that

Why did Walsh just look at it?

For me it's the cowbell. Like this ain't Switzerland

>>150127740
was going to post before, they get the ambulances to do their sirens and their little cowbell shit
most obnoxious people to ever live and I smile every time I hear some Melbourne news

Interesting

Canberra should appropriate the cowbell

At least we have crowds

>>150127750
he knew he knocked it on idiot

>we
what position do you play?

He has a gf

Atkins motm

THE GAMER HIMSELF IS ON THE MATTY JOHNS SHOW
I hope they talk about factorio

le superstar five eighth that shows up for 3 club games per year

rare irish funny

>#letsfrot
Didnt think abos swung that way

>>150127749
Don't think I've ever seen a fan base down so bad than when Dragons fans were threatening to rip up their memberships because Matt Dufty was leaving

matt dufty never left the nrl, he just got a tan and signed for the broncos LOL

>broncos are about to go on a losing streak and fall out of the 8
Maybe God doesn’t hate me after all lads

>Welcome, welcome, welcome!
>my names Uncle DCE and as a traditional owner of this general I’d like to welcome all the /nrl/ mob to this game thread
>Wubbadijaaaah4chanaaaaahhhhhhisEliteandloveshismumyaaaaaaah

why do players keep trying to do this milking shit just hold onto the ball you fucking dumb cunt

legacy muscle memory from the no stripping era

>>150127806
should have kept him white kek

WHAT IS WITH POORM PLAYERS TRYING TO MILK SHIT AND GIVING UP POSSESSION?

Uh oh

>>150127819
I hate 1 droppers so much it’s unreal

TAKE THE TACTICLE POO

>>150127806
Based

Take the two

Walsh and forward passes. Name a more iconic duo.

TAKE FUCKING WALSH TO PASSING SCHOOL FUCK ME DEAD

Alfie and Kevvie

>>150127845
Take him to actual school too kek

Broncs defence is actually pretty good this half

not sure I'll be able to sleep in my hat after this pooformence

Margot Vella out for season =[

Don't worry fellas, I've done the research myself. The Brisbane Broncos have not won an NRLM Premiership since 2006! Nearly twenty years!

>>150127819
kek couldn’t resist putting him in blackface desu m8

Something needs to be done about milking penalties.

>>150127871
yeah yeah but what about those old boys!

I'm going to invest in this "NRLM" meme I think it's going to take off

more into prostate milking me

Slippysake

>>150127871
Again. No such thing as NRLM m8.

>>150127879
freshie its not a new maymay

The M stands for milk

fuck I hate these siren sounds after the tries
i suppose it is abo round though

>poorm vs pooders GF
>poorm wins lol

REPLAY
>one handed scoop from dummy half

NRLN when?

NRLT

poo curse denier fags on poocide watch

>>150127921
up the Ducks!

the koori knockout is in october m8

>>150127913
There’s only one of me m8 I can’t fill a whole league.

>>150127902
They do it every home game you fucking retard you'd know this if you actually followed footy and had a functioning brain, stupid cunt

who do you coach when you get fired twice for being a shit coach lads

kek caught an Irishman lads

>>150127930
obvious bait champ

>>150127949
corr

>>150127949
A wins a win

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON’T HEEM OUR TWINK

nah they're sticking with des however they did get rid of kev so who knows

xavier you thug

>>150127969
Based Des

Based broncuck customer asking for a sendoff

>>150127949
getting some Mickey D's?

N just letting you know I’m letting you win SC this year because your Knighties are shit :3

>>150127982
that doesn't even cover a 6 nuggie meal

>>150127982
Nah I'm seeing a movie tomorrow. I'll put it towards the Gold Glass food/beverage budget. I've also been doing surveys. Got a bunch of money up on the survey site traded it for Event Cinemas gift cards.

poorm are playing like shit if poocos wanted it and had guts they could win this

You can probably get some instant noodles for $6.70

>>150127993
what moobie?

>>150128001
Fantastic 4

>playing each other again in rd27
I really fucking hate the draw

>>150128001
An advance screening of The Naked Gun.

did we get the family verdict on the Big Arch yet?

It's not bad

>>150128008
Stop swearing.

>>150128009
that movie is MADE for you enjoy :)

Yeah days ago mate it's a solid 4 stars

>>150128002
that’s what we should say instead of top 4

time for the poocos to let in a late try or 2

>>150128009
Waiting for One Battle After Another, I liked the trailer

feeling sad lads

>>150127986
Ahh yes, of course you are m8.

trailers show the whole movies these days aye

gg broncgods

surely nobody tipped the spooncos kek

>>150128015
swearing is an imperialist construct, there are in the English language only 7 actual swear words all of them are either bodily fluids, sexual organ or copulatory euphemisms

>>150127949
>>150127982
>>150127989
>>150127993

UMM ACTUALLY HIS HAND HIT A BLADE OF GRASS

join the tipping comp so you know

>>150128060
I don't eat Mcdonalds.

Win is fraudulent because they didn’t keep Bronx scoreless.

>>150128060
>small

>>150128010
>>150080504

GAMES GONE _____

Cobbo

Vossy be quiet will ya I'm already annoyed with your influence on taking the cornerposts out of play

>22-2
Richie losing his shit

COMEBACK

based Maccas always come through with the goods

i thought you got 2 kicks for a penalty try?

>>150128060
Fuck is a big arch?

COMEBACK

Another dead Bronco

>cut Walsh out
>score
Really makes you think

>>150128100
For a possible 8 point try. One from the spot scored and one in front. Penalty try is just one in front

buck is in his stall just shaking his head at this peem

>>150128100
Potential 8 point try is for when someone is fouled in the act of scoring. Not when foul play prevents them from scoring.

>>150128103
https://mcdonalds.com.au/menu/big-arch
>Two 100% Aussie beef patties, stacked with three layers of white cheddar cheese, crispy onions, slivered onions, pickles, fresh lettuce, and our signature Big Arch sauce. All served on a perfectly toasted sesame and poppy seed bun.

will warbricks brain must be permaheemed for him to not be back yet

>>150128100
You get two kicks if there's a foul commited whilst scoring or immediately after, it's called a possible eight point and is different from a penalty try where you are awarded the try although you didn't score it because the ref deems you would've scored it haf it not been for the foul. The possible eight point try is where you did score and there's an additional penalty against the defence tacked on hence the extra shot at goal

THREE (3) HAMSTRINGS

feel like every year come August the Bronx get their season ended by Poorm

BroncGODS will come back from all odds

C U R S E D
U
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S
E
D

i notice matty didnt mention joshs time at the bulldogs

they have such a rich history why do they try to imitate african american culture so much

go be african american somewhere else *sprays you with hose*

>>150128168
Why nickname himself after an introduced species?

>>150128115
DELET

>>150128115
>only $16.20

might just call it and go to sleep lads night

Hope you enjoyed your good start Nash because the massacre begins tomorrow.

>>150128133
Neat. Not a thing over here. I nearly always just get nuggies though kek

Friendly reminder that the SC chat got twice as many posts today as here

Based Hunt

>>150127665
not good

>>150128168
are you talking about white australian tradies who all started wearing tan workboots due to african americans wearing their 'Timbs' in rap music videos?

>>150128205
My take is that it’s all garbage but nuggs are the most inoffensive thing on the menu so that’s what I get.

>>150128208
>it got 780 posts

>>150128216
kek bodied that faggot

>>150128216
holy retard

>>150128223
nah m8 that’s Ts score

So proud of the effort, fight and attitude of the boys even though we lost. To only lose by 20 to the Storm in Melbourne after losing both halves after 20 minutes is crazy considering how they always turn up against and smash us. Looked like the first full Madge game from us, playing tough for the whole 80 and digging in, really promising for the future. GGs Storm just sucks we didn't get to properly test ourselves against you guys, was keen to see how we went but that's footy

>>150128216
you're too americanised to even know it

>>150128242
I for one admire players like T making choices that go against the grain.

Once again

There’s going to be actual finals series supercoach this year.

>>150128289
<3

*mogs all other work boots*

Put this on with the Bet Credit return.

>>150128220
Same. I only got because it's a 5 min walk from me. Before I moved to my current place I rarely ever went

So are we going to play EPL or NFL SC lads?

>>150128257
I'm sure I'd find this comment on Reddit if I went looking

NFL or me

>>150128319
No and no

Nrl fantasy absolutely mogs supercoach. Liking supercoach over fantasy is the equivalent of preferring the black album over master of puppets

I don’t know dick about either but if there’s a league going I’ll sign up.

>>150128333
Not really familiar with fantasy. How does it differ?

The Bills are going to heem his Dolphins

>fantasycel
>metalcel
K E K

SC favours attacking flair over run metres and kicking metres which makes it more fun for me.

night night my /nrl/ mob

>>150128345
Supercoach rewards attacking plays like tries, line breaks and assists but these don't score you as many points in fantasy. Some of the best scorers in fantasy are big minute middles and halves who kick 500 plus meters a game. Scoring as a result is lower in fantasy where a 50 is a decent score. So really supercoach is more about predicting who will score tries but fantasy feels more stats based

>>150128354
I'll chuck some Benson boone on for you ya soft cock

Congratulations to Ben Hunt

>>150128460
2004-2011 didn’t do John Sutton any favours

>>150128480
A minor miracle he got it back over 50%

>>150128460

Incredible how close he is to a 50% win rate over that many games.
Maybe the sport isnt rigged after all.

I miss when footy was white and actually good

>>150126880
Based

>>150128579
When was that?

>>150128640
Pre-2006

>>150128650
Interesting.

I sort of remember 2009 being most h-white

>>150128691
Based Bob Ross enjoyer

You're thinking of Ben Ross m8

thanks helen

>>150129502
Simp faggit

>>150129502
>socks

>>150131599
>>150131599
>>150131599