SuperCoach edition
NRL
>GAME 1
Melbourne Storm v Brisbane Broncos
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
AAMI Park, Melbourne
1.51-2.57
>A heavyweight clash to begin Round 23. The Storm have their eyes on the Minor Premiership, while the Broncos are within striking distance for the Top 4. The second placed Storm have won four of their last five matches, including a disciplined 16-10 victory over the Eels in Round 22. The sixth placed Broncos are also in strong form, winning four of their last five and coming off a stunning 60-14 demolition of the Rabbitohs. The Storm welcome back lock Trent Loiero, adding stability to a forward pack that supports the star-studded spine of Ryan Papenhuyzen, Cameron Munster, and Harry Grant. Jahrome Hughes is still out with a shoulder injury. The Broncos receive a monumental boost with the return of superstar prop Payne Haas from an infection, joining the creative quartet of Reece Walsh, Ezra Mam, Adam Reynolds, and Ben Hunt who were unstoppable against Souths. Melbourne holds a staggering historical dominance over Brisbane, having won 42 of their 57 encounters since 1998 . This dominance is particularly pronounced at AAMI Park, a venue that has become a graveyard for visiting Broncos teams. Brisbane's attack was potent against Souths, but Melbourne's defence at AAMI Park is a tougher challenge. The return of Haas is crucial for the Broncos' forward pack, but the Storm's historical dominance at home makes them slight favourites in this classic clash of styles.
Storm 1-12 2.85
Storm 13+ 2.75
Broncos 1-12 3.60
Broncos 13+ 6.50
Storm -6.5 1.94 Broncos +6.5 1.87
More like your husband Lewis Dodd hahaha faggot
>R360 have offered Jye Gray 900k a season
I dunno about this one. Gonna say Poocos just because
A message to my โopponentโ this weekend.
Iโve been heeming cunts all year with minimal effort. Including you. What makes you think this week will be any different? My power level is absolutely maximum and undeniable but I suppose youโll have to, once again, learn the hard way. Brace yourself.
>>150122645Based Sangster
>>150122645Bit harsh Guru
its getting tighter and tighter in the family tipping comp so don't forget!! xoxo
>12 posts today
Meanwhile the SC chat has had about 50 in just the past hour. You outsiders need to sort out your shit.
>>150124322>its getting tighter and tighterThatโs what she said
Tonight honourable gaijin, we weather the Storm!
Predicting Storm 44 Broncos 8
>>150124462Based liar, I mean whistling ad
N
Guru
Brick Shidders
Milky
EZPZ
is hughes back poorm are sloppy without him poocos will just need to stay ahead if they want to win
Hughes is out for the season, hughes blow for the storm
both hughes and howarth are out for the storm.
>>150124532What about the minor games? Us spastics matter too :(
>>150124906Iโll check after work and report back
Part2
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>>150124906Better than those of us in spots 17-20
Decent boozer
ยฃ7 for a pint and a diet coke for the missus five minutes from the Opera House too. Not actually that bad when a pint up Norf is hitting ยฃ5-6
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>>150125912>it's roasts >complimentOpinion disregarded.
>>150125912>expecting meat as a pumpkin replacement Based retard
>>150125896>pint up Norf is hitting ยฃ5-6fucking hell ยฃ7 is a jug here
>>150124532The apology should be as loud as the disrespect -remember that.
>>150126344No idea what you mean lad
Irish get the lotion out because Latrell is fucking BACK
I wonโt stumble. Those are the objectively correct predictions.
Storm 44 - Broncos 0
The Broncos will concede 44 points in 20 minutes and then all of their pants will fall down and they will go the sheds in shame and fly back to Brisbane where a bunch of arse-kissers will tell them it's okay because some guys who wore similar jerseys 20 years ago were good
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Only bet I'm putting on tonight.
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https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/08/07/classic-moment-brent-tate-crosses-after-some-sweet-second-phase-footy/
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BOTW - Maddie Studdon - FTS - $26
>>150126653the most absurd rear end on planet earth
>>150126614>>150126642Thanks, ancientvoodutrout
PUT MY FAV PLAYER STAGGS IN FOR 3 TRIES WOOOOOOOOOO
Tipping Broncos (unironically)
>The Storm have won 16 of their last 17 games against the Broncos.
they're due
>The Broncos have not won at AAMI Park since 2016.
they're due
>Storm fullback Ryan Papenhuyzen has scored seven tries in six games against the Broncos.
break his legs
>Broncos captain Adam Reynolds has won only three out of 20 games against the Storm.
he's due
>Storm captain Harry Grant will play his 100th game for the club.
his teammates hate him and will stuff up on purpose
Just withdrew my super and put it on the Storm
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Tipping BroncGODS
Dolly Parton wrote Islands In The Stream while taking a bath
ez back then nothing to worry about and all the chords and shit weren't used already
look at the poocos jersey they didn't even bother washing them!!
Good song https://youtu.be/lOghARaGPuw?si=M72PhnHcVH4oZPeJ
novak
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>abo round
oh good 8 welcome to countrys
based maam skipped the vape
>>150126998Bee Gees wrote it m8
>>150127068If that's true why don't Redcliffe use it, huh?
>>150127043Not for me. Got the telly on mute.
ohhh its the acknowledgement now huh and they're getting the players to say some shit
>>150127076They have that sick trumpet intro.
A lot of late starts
A lot of missed kick offs
stop trying to milk aura fucking walsh head on the game
He's trying to injure Poops, it's the correct approach
NOT a good sign already on the backfoot
You now remember Remus Smith
My try song would be >this is my fight song get my life back song
>>150127129she looks reptilian
wouldn't mind a few broncos tries to settle my nerves tbqh
>>150127135https://youtu.be/hjJOQ7bBfCs
>>150127175Based top 9.5 poster
I like this golden gaytime jersey to be honest
My pregame song would be Mongolian throat singing
Not sure whether Connor Watson or Isaiya Katoa is the better play, the Roosters Dolphins game could result in either peem dominating...
poorm are getting way too many ez meters, madge should have told them to not let them do that
should have put tits souths last on sunday, end the round with spoonbowel
>abo round
heh yes most are
Holy fuck footy players are such 80iq grugs
FUCKING WALSH WTF ARE YOU DOING
It's 5am Sunday morning kickoff. I'll do my best
DON'T TAKE THE FUCKING POO
>>150127239Why are you up wtf
Walsh is very talented at alot of things. Passing the ball is not one of them
It's funny how whenever there is a 3 digital iq half back he's treated as some sort of God on the field
Guys new meme
>Peece Palsh
Walsh will do 3 amazing things each game but all his other involvements are pure dogshit
>>150127269based 2 digital iq haver
I really wish the poo curse was not real, but it's real.
At this point is Reynolds just stat padding for the all time scoring record?
>>150127205Katoa IMO, higher upside. Twink is killing all the other pooster players attack stats. Isukko is carrying an injury too so Katoa might kick.
>>150127261Souths game on Sunday is at 5am here and I'll try to get up for it
I'd say marginally Katoa they're different sorts of players though so it depends on the team. Watson is a good fit at Poosters
The first thing you should be doing on Sunday morning is partaking in holy communion not worshipping footy players
>>150127277If it was that important to him he would have taken up the Tigers 2 year deal
BroncGODS blocking themselves
>>150127294Your eucharist sir
Missing the game because I've got the fucking SLOWEST uber driver in the world lads
>>150127303You will wish you were never born
JUST TAKE THE FUCKING TACKLE A LITTLE MORE IN FIELD. YOU HAVE A FULL SET.
CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD CobbGOD
REYNOLDS? DED
MONKEY? DED
BRONKEKS? FUCKING DED
>>150127316Tell him you want to connect to the stereo
https://youtu.be/IsNXLrTaJ5o
>poo curse isnt real
>poo taker breaks
>opp team scores
>>150127334>>opp team scores
kek nice halves Spooncos ya spastics
Reminder wingers are the least footballers of all footballers and he should've stayed 5m in they'd ez score that set or milk a professional foul possibly.
Props are smarter than wingers
Iโve never seen the poo curse hit so hard
I thought he was supposed to be fast
>>150127334>lose your 5/8
Monkey deserved to hurt his knee given that pass he threw.
why the fuck would madge tell them to injure themselves???? poocos need a new coach
>>150127278Yeah, I am mostly worried about the Dolphins shitting the bed and getting no attacking stats/goal kicking opportunities, Watson is almost a guaranteed 50 win or lose, but the upside is the thing, as you say.
4 digit iq coates playing the long game
He can do that run again and again
Broncos don't have that level of conditioning
>>150127360>wishing injuries on players *steps very very far away from you*
What IS the broncos game plan
I think if you have 100+ iq you won't be able to make it in footy you just need to be a 70iq low inhib grug to make it in this sport
this Bronx jersey making me crave a yogo lads
>>150127384madge has differed that question to the senior leadership team
Walsh is definitely gonna fuck something up tonight and either bomb or concede a try maybe two
>>150127384Score more points than the other team
>>150127387for me it's dolce de lecce vanilla ice cream
pass it next time silly head
>>150127385Liam martin has 4 premierships
>>150127380>sacrilegious post about the holy Eucharist You can fool fools but only a fool try's to fool God
wtf is with Riki going for kicks every touch lmao
Why aren't there any orthodox christian footy players?
>>150127395All teams should do this desu senpai
Don't worry BronxNation, you can make next year all about the 20th anniversary of your last achievement and make a serious push in '27
>>150127414They all pla soccer
>*trips*
>still evades 4 defenders
I'm thinking the broncos need to relocate up north
Brisbane is phins turf now
>>150127414There are. What a silly question, Greece were at the WC and there's loads of Serbs playing. Pretty sure there's even been a Orthodox captain of Australia (I'd have to check)
I offer now as to say the poo curse isn't real
>>150127364Katoaโs base is about 35 so if worse came to worse you arenโt losing that much if the phins full on shit the bed. In practice though his floor looks like itโs about 45-50. One good attacking play and heโs outperforming Watson I think.
Think Cobbo should be taken off tbqh. Gotta look after his health
SHAKE IT OFF COBBO YOU GET TWO TRAMADOLS AT HALFTIME YOU'LL BE SWEET AS BRA
>>150127428>merge them with the Mackay CuttersMackay Broncos has a good sound to it
Think I want broncos to win now that theyโve reached absolute underdog status.
worked out ok got them in there own ten
Yeah if harry could stop busting tackles thatโd be great
Harry Grant has been in Victoria for too long AFL ahh kick
No poo giga chad strategy
choke
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Nice lads
Can hit the hay early me thinks
Pappy gonna lead the Dutch to world cup glory one day
So Melbourne are allowed to tackle defenders now? A Broncos defender gets taken out from behind by a Storm cunt while attempting a tackle
Madge clearly over training his players, causing injuries
>Jye Gray has been offered 900 million dollars
wtf
https://youtu.be/iJ90ZqH0PWI?si=9SMDrAE1Ihhq6hI7
The poo curse is real. Reynolds dead. Carcrash dead. Walkabout dead.
>Not even going to the sheds and just huddles up in the middle of the field
Someone tell the Broncos it's not Under 8s anymore
its not so much a curse as much as its a tell
its screaming to the opposition "we are scared so we're going to take the ez points because we have zero confidence in ourselves"
thats why it seems like a curse because opposition peems see it as a huge weakness and take full advantage
now if you choose to run at their line now they're scared now they're thinking "oh shit they're here to play"
Based Chemist Warehouse whistling ad
>>150127566you sound like level 3 junior prospect leadership material so leave the leadership up to the senior leadership team you know the guys that madge takes to fancy dinners and everything, alright thanks
then explain two broncuck players getting struck down
Coates will score in the second half.
Today anon learns players get injured sometimes
1 is 42 years old the other had a weakened leg from being side-lined for 2 months
Could one of you learned rugby league historians tell me the last time the Brisbane Broncos won an NRLM Premiership?
>>1501276142023 while I was in Singapore
How can every analyst in the NRL not realise that kicking the penalty goal puts your team at a disadvantage. Is it just pride.
Two hamstrings is pretty unlucky
storm are going to think they're back after defeating this 0.5 broncos peem
On the bright side broncuck customers, you canโt fall out of the 8 this week.
>they're due
Eventually but not this time
He never said what they were due for
just woke up gentlemen, how are my broncoids doing
>pre-order something that releases today from jb hi fi
>hear nothing from them
>poocos losing and injuries abound
not my day
We have one and he does just fine
FUCKING DO SOMETHING WALSH YOU USELESS CUNT
careful what you wish for lol
Wouldn't it be funny if the Broncos lost every game from here on out and missed the 8 lol
I'm letting the senior leadership peem you said that
Lewis Dodd you are a Brisbane Bronco
>>150127673What was it champ?
>>150127711nice dubs
https://youtu.be/RkFKbd0LraY?si=zFPGlEXgpGvUqO3u
>>150127711Phins will heem them next week. So will poorm in the round 27 rematch. Knights and Cows are a chance if Adam and Monkey are out long term.
WALSH FUCKING WATCHED THEM DO THAT ????????
This fucking alarm noise they play after every try is fucking irritating I hate Victorians so much
matt dufty would have stopped that
Why did Walsh just look at it?
For me it's the cowbell. Like this ain't Switzerland
>>150127740was going to post before, they get the ambulances to do their sirens and their little cowbell shit
most obnoxious people to ever live and I smile every time I hear some Melbourne news
Canberra should appropriate the cowbell
>>150127750he knew he knocked it on idiot
>we
what position do you play?
THE GAMER HIMSELF IS ON THE MATTY JOHNS SHOW
I hope they talk about factorio
le superstar five eighth that shows up for 3 club games per year
>#letsfrot
Didnt think abos swung that way
>>150127749Don't think I've ever seen a fan base down so bad than when Dragons fans were threatening to rip up their memberships because Matt Dufty was leaving
matt dufty never left the nrl, he just got a tan and signed for the broncos LOL
>broncos are about to go on a losing streak and fall out of the 8
Maybe God doesnโt hate me after all lads
>Welcome, welcome, welcome!
>my names Uncle DCE and as a traditional owner of this general Iโd like to welcome all the /nrl/ mob to this game thread
>Wubbadijaaaah4chanaaaaahhhhhhisEliteandloveshismumyaaaaaaah
why do players keep trying to do this milking shit just hold onto the ball you fucking dumb cunt
legacy muscle memory from the no stripping era
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>>150127806should have kept him white kek
WHAT IS WITH POORM PLAYERS TRYING TO MILK SHIT AND GIVING UP POSSESSION?
>>150127819I hate 1 droppers so much itโs unreal
Walsh and forward passes. Name a more iconic duo.
TAKE FUCKING WALSH TO PASSING SCHOOL FUCK ME DEAD
>>150127845Take him to actual school too kek
Broncs defence is actually pretty good this half
not sure I'll be able to sleep in my hat after this pooformence
Margot Vella out for season =[
Don't worry fellas, I've done the research myself. The Brisbane Broncos have not won an NRLM Premiership since 2006! Nearly twenty years!
>>150127819kek couldnโt resist putting him in blackface desu m8
Something needs to be done about milking penalties.
>>150127871yeah yeah but what about those old boys!
I'm going to invest in this "NRLM" meme I think it's going to take off
more into prostate milking me
>>150127871Again. No such thing as NRLM m8.
>>150127879freshie its not a new maymay
fuck I hate these siren sounds after the tries
i suppose it is abo round though
>poorm vs pooders GF
>poorm wins lol
REPLAY
>one handed scoop from dummy half
poo curse denier fags on poocide watch
the koori knockout is in october m8
>>150127913Thereโs only one of me m8 I canโt fill a whole league.
>>150127902They do it every home game you fucking retard you'd know this if you actually followed footy and had a functioning brain, stupid cunt
who do you coach when you get fired twice for being a shit coach lads
kek caught an Irishman lads
>>150127930obvious bait champ
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONโT HEEM OUR TWINK
nah they're sticking with des however they did get rid of kev so who knows
Based broncuck customer asking for a sendoff
>>150127949getting some Mickey D's?
N just letting you know Iโm letting you win SC this year because your Knighties are shit :3
>>150127982that doesn't even cover a 6 nuggie meal
>>150127982Nah I'm seeing a movie tomorrow. I'll put it towards the Gold Glass food/beverage budget. I've also been doing surveys. Got a bunch of money up on the survey site traded it for Event Cinemas gift cards.
poorm are playing like shit if poocos wanted it and had guts they could win this
You can probably get some instant noodles for $6.70
>playing each other again in rd27
I really fucking hate the draw
>>150128001An advance screening of The Naked Gun.
did we get the family verdict on the Big Arch yet?
>>150128008Stop swearing.
>>150128009that movie is MADE for you enjoy :)
Yeah days ago mate it's a solid 4 stars
>>150128002thatโs what we should say instead of top 4
time for the poocos to let in a late try or 2
>>150128009Waiting for One Battle After Another, I liked the trailer
>>150127986Ahh yes, of course you are m8.
trailers show the whole movies these days aye
surely nobody tipped the spooncos kek
>>150128015swearing is an imperialist construct, there are in the English language only 7 actual swear words all of them are either bodily fluids, sexual organ or copulatory euphemisms
UMM ACTUALLY HIS HAND HIT A BLADE OF GRASS
join the tipping comp so you know
>>150128060I don't eat Mcdonalds.
Win is fraudulent because they didnโt keep Bronx scoreless.
Vossy be quiet will ya I'm already annoyed with your influence on taking the cornerposts out of play
>22-2
Richie losing his shit
based Maccas always come through with the goods
i thought you got 2 kicks for a penalty try?
>>150128060Fuck is a big arch?
>cut Walsh out
>score
Really makes you think
>>150128100For a possible 8 point try. One from the spot scored and one in front. Penalty try is just one in front
buck is in his stall just shaking his head at this peem
>>150128100Potential 8 point try is for when someone is fouled in the act of scoring. Not when foul play prevents them from scoring.
>>150128103https://mcdonalds.com.au/menu/big-arch
>Two 100% Aussie beef patties, stacked with three layers of white cheddar cheese, crispy onions, slivered onions, pickles, fresh lettuce, and our signature Big Arch sauce. All served on a perfectly toasted sesame and poppy seed bun.
will warbricks brain must be permaheemed for him to not be back yet
>>150128100You get two kicks if there's a foul commited whilst scoring or immediately after, it's called a possible eight point and is different from a penalty try where you are awarded the try although you didn't score it because the ref deems you would've scored it haf it not been for the foul. The possible eight point try is where you did score and there's an additional penalty against the defence tacked on hence the extra shot at goal
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THREE (3) HAMSTRINGS
feel like every year come August the Bronx get their season ended by Poorm
BroncGODS will come back from all odds
i notice matty didnt mention joshs time at the bulldogs
addoo
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they have such a rich history why do they try to imitate african american culture so much
>MMMOOO YOU CANT WEAR A JACKET
go be african american somewhere else *sprays you with hose*
>>150128168Why nickname himself after an introduced species?
might just call it and go to sleep lads night
Hope you enjoyed your good start Nash because the massacre begins tomorrow.
>>150128133Neat. Not a thing over here. I nearly always just get nuggies though kek
Friendly reminder that the SC chat got twice as many posts today as here
>>150128168are you talking about white australian tradies who all started wearing tan workboots due to african americans wearing their 'Timbs' in rap music videos?
>>150128205My take is that itโs all garbage but nuggs are the most inoffensive thing on the menu so thatโs what I get.
>>150128208>it got 780 posts
>>150128216kek bodied that faggot
https://youtu.be/bhs8TUFhXdY
>>150128223nah m8 thatโs Ts score
So proud of the effort, fight and attitude of the boys even though we lost. To only lose by 20 to the Storm in Melbourne after losing both halves after 20 minutes is crazy considering how they always turn up against and smash us. Looked like the first full Madge game from us, playing tough for the whole 80 and digging in, really promising for the future. GGs Storm just sucks we didn't get to properly test ourselves against you guys, was keen to see how we went but that's footy
>>150128216you're too americanised to even know it
>>150128242I for one admire players like T making choices that go against the grain.
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Once again
Thereโs going to be actual finals series supercoach this year.
*mogs all other work boots*
Put this on with the Bet Credit return.
>>150128220Same. I only got because it's a 5 min walk from me. Before I moved to my current place I rarely ever went
So are we going to play EPL or NFL SC lads?
>>150128257I'm sure I'd find this comment on Reddit if I went looking
Nrl fantasy absolutely mogs supercoach. Liking supercoach over fantasy is the equivalent of preferring the black album over master of puppets
I donโt know dick about either but if thereโs a league going Iโll sign up.
>>150128333Not really familiar with fantasy. How does it differ?
The Bills are going to heem his Dolphins
>fantasycel
>metalcel
K E K
SC favours attacking flair over run metres and kicking metres which makes it more fun for me.
>>150128345Supercoach rewards attacking plays like tries, line breaks and assists but these don't score you as many points in fantasy. Some of the best scorers in fantasy are big minute middles and halves who kick 500 plus meters a game. Scoring as a result is lower in fantasy where a 50 is a decent score. So really supercoach is more about predicting who will score tries but fantasy feels more stats based
>>150128354I'll chuck some Benson boone on for you ya soft cock
>Salford don't have a bus ready to take them to their game this weekend or jerseys to play in
Congratulations to Ben Hunt
>>1501284602004-2011 didnโt do John Sutton any favours
>>150128480A minor miracle he got it back over 50%
>>150128460Incredible how close he is to a 50% win rate over that many games.
Maybe the sport isnt rigged after all.
I miss when footy was white and actually good
>>150128579When was that?
I sort of remember 2009 being most h-white
>>150128691Based Bob Ross enjoyer
You're thinking of Ben Ross m8